Czechoslovakia Is Utterly Ridiculous
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- čas přidán 1. 11. 2022
- Today I'm back on HOI4 playing a nation I haven't tried in years. Czechoslovakia in Hearts of Iron 4 appears utterly ridiculous. Can we survive against the might of the nations around us?
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#hoi4 #heartsofiron4 - Hry
*This will put my turtling to the test!*
Noice
Hi
Turtle boburtle
*cough cough* optimal strategy for Czechoslovakia: do all the focuses that give ya forts + recruitable pops and then do the democracy path to get div defence on core and then do economy
Operation: Hopeful Turtle
WE SHALL MAKE A PETITION FOR A NEW CZECHOSLOVAKIAN FOCUS TREE
Remember me when this comment gets famous
40$ this time tho
First Focus is "Demand Königsberg"
@@captainmcawesome7908YESSS
@@captainmcawesome7908 Královec or war
"I was robbed by the British there" probably a very common phrase historically
Turks
Arabs
Kurds
Iranians
Afganis
Pakis
Indians
Indonesians
Chinese
Japanese
Russians
Native Americans
Africans as a whole race
Spanish
French
Dutch
Germans
Italians
"I'm looking out for the czechs....oh and the slovaks"
why did I laugh so hard from that, poor slovakia
Alex' strategy in every game: sacrifice huge portions of your country
At least in this one it actually makes sense. you can't protect that eastern portion of the country very easily.
Slovakia is basically a lost cause - there's not much you lose there tho. So turtling in Bohemia/Moravia is the way
Land can be retaken, keep men
Yes
@@Gustav_Kuriga It makes sense if you just sit there and wait to be invaded, yeah. My strategy was to, eh, "incorporate" Hungary and forge diplomatic ties with Poland, Romania, Yugoslavia etc. Poland is actually very strong, but they need help to avoid being overwhelmed with the initial German attack (Königsberg is really painful) - which you can do if you play your cards right and Poland asks for invitation to the Entente. What's a bit annoying is that it makes the Allies properly join the war far later - but at the same time, they're in a position to absolutely steamroll everything when they finally do.
The main problem is the manpower, of course. You can break German lines with a bit of finesse and take loads of territory, but the manpower cost makes it that much harder to stand against the Soviet onslaught. On the other hand, taking that sweet German territory helps quite a bit in the long run...
*As proud czech citizen, i highly approve this video! 🇨🇿*
As a proud slovak, i approve your approving
As a proud Romanian, i just ate smoked cheese.
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Taky approvuju
Bylo by fajn kdyby Alex někdy natočil Československo z nějakého módu třeba v Road to 56 je luxusní československý focus tree. Kde jednak můžeš lépe pořešit problémy s manpowerem, můžeš získat core na Silesii a je tam plno Focusů s historickými referencemi. Přál bych si kdyby nějaký takový byl i focus tree ve vanile.
When Mussolini is couped, the resulting opposition government is always a puppet of the nation that is invading Italy. Since you were taking territory in the north east of Italy, which caused the balance of power shift, you gained the resulting opposing government as a puppet.
Leading to many a great country names like "Brazillian Italy"
@@stormsand9 lol true tho
Jesus the Czechs went hard and then I can just imagine them racing towards Berlin screaming incoherently in German, polish, Romanian, and several other languages throwing themselves at the Germans trying to beat the allies and get the glory
And them taking it, and the British saying thanks for the help taking Berlin. It was glorious victory (for us)
@@baseballjustin5 "Thanks for the help, old chap, but John Bull has it from here" [hoists Union Jack over the Reichstag]
@Dryhad as the Czech rage over their drinks about how they took Berlin not the Brits
@@baseballjustin5 I thought the Russians got there first?
@@dryhad9253 lmao pretty accurate
"I was robbed by fricking British"
Litterly hafl of the planet: First time ??
"You kinda forget about it because I am not really sure that anybody actually plays Czechoslovakia"
Is it wierd that I have 1.2k hours on HOI4 and about 400 of that was spent on Czechoslovakia?
Alex : "czech this out Gravybabys. We are doing a Slovac-ation in middle europe today" i will be disappointed if there is no cringe in this Alex
I'm so glad you finally played Czechoslovakia! I love your videos, and have probably spent 100s of hours watching them! Love from Czechia! ❤
The fact the Ai gave you a puppet is amazingly generous they're usually like it's mine gobble gobble gobble. lol
It's because Italy deposed Mussolini and they became a puppet of the occupier which was Czechoslovakia
@@cromancer3219 was waiting for someone to say it
@@cromancer3219 and once WW2 is over they rename from regno del sud to "name of occupier" Italy
@@cromancer3219 well thats neat, learn something new everyday.
They also get the political party the country the occupier is
I feel like I could watch hoi4 videos for the next decade and still not understand how to play the game.
As a Czech, this video pleases me. You've retaken most of Silesia and Lusatia (lands taken away from us by germans centuries ago) and even gained parts of Saxony, it's a great way of making fans of the czech history happy lol
Loving these recent little nation playthroughs like these and Portugal. Hope there's more enroute!
FYI, the reason you got Italy is because after BBA the country that capitulates Italy gets the new republic that pops out as a puppet.
As someone from slovakia, czechoslovakia needs a better focus tree!
This is a scam beware!
I would much prefer this timeline then the one we got as a Czechs and Slovaks....
This nation is much easier to play after like 5 dlcs I remember playing it after waking thr tiger came out and you had to train 1 horse battalion divisions and convert them into infantry just to hold
You can still do that. It's the most effective thing how to train large army very fast.
@@saiien2 yeah you can still do that but that used to be a requirement to play czechoslovakia
Wish this scenario was reality XD, we had potential...Sláva Českému a Slovenskému národu!
Never forget the Munich Betrayal
Keep pumping videos like this out mate! Loving it 🥳👍👊
Nothing like an episode of hoi4 while I'm working away in customers bathrooms 😎 although I do get worrying looks when the German Riech starts being mentioned 🤣🤣🤣
Rambler always providing new playthrough inspirations.
As a German this is a certified Sudetenland moment.
More like certified sudetenland german expulsion moment. I actually live in Ustecky kraj wich is a part of sudetenland. And if you play DayZ im from Chernarus :DD
@@SlavicZde yeah I think that’s a pretty dark era of German history.I’m there still German culture there?(not trying to be disrespectful)
@@Damzum Not really, because after war we were a bit of assholes ourselves and moved almost all germans to Germany. Sudetenland is now one of the poorest parts of our country...
@@osepjodep7620 assholes? Bruh. Look at Slovakian problems with Hungarians now. It was and still is the BEST possible peace way to sort stuff out.
LOVED this! You're a legend...! Please do more more more - I'm an insomniac and you stop me getting depressed about it!
Fuck me nothing makes me happier than sitting down with a cup of tea and a bowl of cereal in the morning and watching some Alex playing hoi 4
You must be a brit cus tea with cereal sounds horrifying
20:00 nice Liz truss reference can't wait for the opening of Czechoslovak pork markets
Ah,yes.Finally a new czechoslovakia video
It's been a while since he started a video with "ya boy", good ol' times
Howdy Alex, love the content. Could you please do a Blood Alone Japan guide. The update crushed the old strat of joining the Axis and no one’s done a new Japan video. As a one trick it’s been super tough. Thank you
Thanks for the great video Mr. Rambler
About the italy. If a cilvil war happens then the nation that occupies its cores will get italy as a puppet after the war. Its that balance of power mechanic.
Hey Alex, nice video! As a Czech i already tried to hold as Czechoslovakia against The Third Reich but i failed every time. Maybe bcs i want to form Little Entente and for that you need a lot of national focuses before war start however after your video i will try to go to hold as Czechoslovakia and sacrifice some Slovakia and eventually join Allies.
Little fact i want to write about our Generals. They got so good stats bcs they all fights in WW1 and later against Central powers on both fronts. A lot of them were a part of the Czech Legions which fights on east front and even against Bolsheviks. They had to fought whole way trough Russia to Vladivostok to return to our homelands bcs they were not allowed to go back trough Romania i guess. In one time Czech Legionaires control whole Trans-Siberian Railway. Pretty awesome and i am proud of that. Unlucky the Soviets destroy everything here in Czechoslovakia after WW2 and yr 48 when Communist won the elections. That was also the reason why Skoda was so shit. In the interwar times Skoda cars, Tatra Cars etc was perfect for their time.
could have gotten the Munich achievement there
I did enjoy! Wont even call you alex the reload prince this time! Jokes aside, it was solid. Thanks for the video!
Delightful as always Alex.
Before I even go into this I have played a game where was at war with the Soviets and Germans on Normal and because of those pretty busted fort focus tree I can almost guarantee with enough defense based infantry and a proper backline so troops don't get pushed you will only lose maybe a couple of tiles before they run out of steam.
Did he just build satellites???? BRO WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL
2:55 - Yes, Czechoslovak cars weren't that reliable but you could fix them with a potato, plastic bag and a little bit of praying.
One thing, Škoda Plzeň is a different company than Škoda auto. Škoda Plzeň was making tanks, mortars and trains and now they make trams and buses.
Love your videos, would like more Vic 3 tho. be well Alex
Field marshal Šnejdárek was a tough guy.
This is my favorite nation in the game, glad to see it getting some love!
"What on Earth is this timeline ?" Yea, that's the 'F*ck Chamberlain' timeline. Wish you guys ran with that one IRL, not gonna lie.
Skoda wasn't only a car manufacturer. Their trains, trams are still top og the line
Yes! The return of ' ya boi'😆
3:00 That was Škoda run by central planning...
U make my bad days better thank you
There you go! Show them, where can they put their Munich agreement!
Well done!
YA BOI IS BACK BUT WHERES YA MAN
One day he will play ahistoric again. its way more fun and Alex needs to show us he is actualy better than Italy nowadays
That's how I imagine WWII going if the Munich Agreement was never signed. XD
I am Czech and I played democratic Czechoslovakia since DoD. Out of 1600 hours in HoI4, I spent 1000 playing Czechoslovakia (pre and post DoD). I find it the ultimate nation to play. Playing any other nation, including new Ethiopia feels like cheating lol.
I hate the military/air focus tree, it is not only obsolete (CAS focus vs TacBomber? Neither exist anymore in tech tree) but massive time wasters for a nation that can't afford to waste time at all and has to be timed perfectly. Once Germany justifies, that's it. You're done.
But the 14 day focus is just *chef's kiss* to this day the best focus in the game.
I genuinely found static AA, radars, support AA's and 300 fighters on interception to be the key to outturtle Germans. You need 72 18 width divisions (Germans won't cycle charge 20+) and that is a big ordeal. You need engies. And you need to build up Hungarian and Polish lines too. You need rafineries for your planes. Essentially from day 1 you need to know what to do and you need to stick with it. Once US joins, you won.
Fellow Czech here, and my tactic is to pre-emptivelly puppet Hungary and Bulgaria. Together with Romania and Yugoslavia I never had an issue.
The Allies were insanely based this game
Luxembourg Gigachads not surrendering and pushing
Belgian which held
Netherlands trying to push
France holding AND pushing
Romanians fighting despite surrender
Poland not giving up to the end
and the Czechoslovaks taking Berlin (twice)
14:40 pretty nice borders you got there...
Its a bit easier if you let poland fall so the allies dont have to fight the soviets. You should probbaly add flame tanks to your turtle units because you can add extra entrechment.
Someone decode that morse code blinking
I would love to see Hungary gameplay Alex ^^
21:53 oh yes
19:36 THE CZECHOSLO- WHAT LOL
20:08 other countries when they visit the British museum
god damnit i watched this video and now I want to return to hoi4 and play as czechoslovakia again
whoa saul goodman playing HOI4
You should do a A to Z hearts of iron 4
I have got a question i domt have the same skill tree as you do is that like a mod?
Looks like another disaster save video is coming up
I literally has a game that played exactly like this down to how france invaded the coast of Italy before the major cities on the border.
Alex the rambler vs. crackhead energy who would win ?
I did play Czechoslovakia a few days ago in singleplayer and honestly took a different route then you. I started with forming Antante and killing Hungary (annex) and Bulgaria (puppet). When Germans attacked, I pulled in Romania and together with forts and their army held off for quite a long time. Then Italy joined and curb stumped both Yugoslavia and Romania and I sacrificed my Hungarian lands and puppet but with the exile mechanic I had Romanian, Yugoslavian and Polish (Poland later joined Antante and fell to Germans) armies all to defend my country. Then it was simple wait game for Soviets and later pushing towards Berlin.
I always liked playing Czechoslovakia
I'm commenting liking but I already subscribed D:
“Africa is.. disgusting” - Alex 2022
Should have take Královec as a rightfull claim of Czechs
ALEX CAN TRY LIBERIA AFTER ALL DLC GOT RELEASE ?? YOU ONLY MADE ONE VIDEO ABOUT IT
for my first 80 hours of hoi4 i only played czechoslovakia lmao
You did what a typical czech would do: Sacriface slovakia
18:35 WHAT
Im too czech and i loved videos about Czechoslovakia : )
Hello Mr. Rambler ^^
Taking Lausitz and Silesia as reparations is the icing on the cake. Czech lands united again.
I wanna see you do some victoria III!!
You could actually co comunist and have the united population via "communism with a human face" focus
I found maybe even better to play as democratic Czechoslovakia, but it heavily depends on AI's behaviour. Start with strategic decisions and politicial direction (with the PP these focuses give you go for partial mob and limited conscription), then take democratic bastion. This will grant you stable increase of democratic support, which is relevant later in the game. After these three focuses, take the middle industry branch all the way down to united population, which takes away that terrible stability debuff. In mid 1937 you should start working on fortification studies focuses all the way down to lvl 7 forts. If you took the democratic bastion in the beginning of the game, you should be able to take beacon of liberty focus (only 14-day focus), that grants you pretty good buffs for defense game and defensive preparations focus (which gives extensive conscription for free) before Germans demand Sudetenland. When Germans declare on you, 2 9-1 armies with engineer, artillery and anti-air support should cover your border easily (just create a fake deficit and ask Soviets, French and Romanians for lend lease, they'll be more than happy to send you equipment). In fact Germans almost never attack you if you have lvl 7 forts all over your borders, just don't forget to build at least lvl 3 forts in Zaolzie. After that just focus on building lvl. 3 forts on borders with Hungary and Poland; once the forts are finished, take hungarian line and polish line focuses, which will improve your forts up to lvl 5-6. In the meantime, build 2 new armies - one for polish border, one for hungarian (again, lend lease should help you). Once WW 2 officialy begins, join Allies and wait for your time to strike. The forts on your border guarantees that even if Poland falls or Hungary joins WW2, they'll not attack you and if they do, you should hold pretty easily. + you don't have to retreat from Slovakia and Ruthenia. The other side of the czech playtrough in general is that game acts pretty unpredictable, I've been playing democratic CZ quite often, because I'm Czech and every time there's a different outcome 😀In the moment when USSR declare on still-existing Poland in early 1940, you know you have a very long game before you. For industry: build civilian factories until mid/end 37, then switch to military ones. In late game you should be able to build pretty strong airforce, which always helps. I usually go for grand battleplan doctrine, but I also managed to win with superior firepower.
I love your videos, keep it up and greetings from Prague!
I also like strategy to take Hungary and Bulgaria through "Entente of our own" which gives you lot of aluminium to build airforce and it allows you to build shorter fortification on Austria-Hungary border than all south Slovakia.
another banger
at the end the allies repayed you for falsely taking berlin by giving u italy😂
20:36 Did you hear tommy scream?
Throw the Munich Agreement to the trash would've been the boss move!!!
As a proud czech citizien that was joyfull to watch :D
Noice Chonkoslovakia !
As Czech i'm sad that Czechoslovakia has So small Focus tree also fas.... Focus Is really bad i would be more happy for something like Austria Italy And Czechoslovakia forming some aliance together.
Millennium dawn when
21:27 don't insult us we will throw rakia at you
🇦🇱
Škoda Auto and Škoda Works are different companies.
POV your average Czechoslovakia enjoyer compared to your average Germany player
1:44 Bro...just why...
You took states in Italy. That means when they do the civil war, bc you owned their cores they flipped to you.
pre-VW Skoda made reliable cars but they were very bare-bones compared to western production and technologically a generation or two behind but they were cheap. Cheap and reliable, that was their pre-VW sales pitch.
my nation... omg... this feeling... imagine that this is reality xd