The Skyrim Speedrun where you literally just get married
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- čas přidán 26. 02. 2022
- How fast can you get married in Skyrim?
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“All my organs work fine” - Sounds like something someone whose organs do not work fine would say.
agreed
Aw I made that same comment
Drinking your calories via oil is a fast-track to a bucketload of vitamin and mineral deficiencies. Literally just empty calories.
The thickness from olive oil would be punishing to his bowels.
Come to think of it, I've never heard someone who isn't an olive vampire have to say they're not an olive vampire
Congratulations on getting married Doug! Try not to get divorced like the rest of us
I understood that reference
7:50 hmmmmmm
Only simps get married
Or end up in the hospital
Dougdoug lore goes deep
Ah yeah DougDoug is a great channel, lots of fun and entertaining--
"I take daily shots of pure olive oil"
The fuck
I read the last part in cartmans voice. "Da- FUCK?!"
He’s unintentionally chaotic and I love it
I love how the chat just imploded after he said that.
i don't understand why everyone's freaking out, sounds like a good keto strat
That’s actually smart as hell that way he doesn’t worry about eating and has enough energy for the day
"I piss out pee like a normal human."
- Douglas "Diablo the Cheater" Wreden, 2022.
Douglas "Olive Oil drinker" Wreden
Doug: I built my whole channel around explaining things with food
Also Doug: I HATE cooking man
That caught me off guard when I heard that.
It's so true tho!
Well jeez, I should hope he hates cooking Man. Cannibalism is better when it's raw.
@@MetaKaios underated comment
Yeah super surprising!
I like that doug uses the same bottle in the demonstration, implying he washes down the olive oil with more olive oil.
There is only one real way to wash down olive oil tbh.
Ah yes. The Italian
I always wash my oil down with more oil.
I used the stone to destroy the stone
@@SomeOne-vf1rs Dawn Soap lmao
I ACTUALLY started watching that stream when he was talking normally and chat was screaming I was so confused it was such a fever dream
Oh my god that's so funny
Edited?
Balimund: Hello traveler, what can i do for you?
Dragonborn: You wanna buy that hunting bow in your pocket for 16 gold, like 30 times?
Balimund: You drive a hard bargin my friend. I'm in.
Doug is like every history teacher. He has a main objective but then just starts talking about taking olive oil shots.
I really want to meet your history teacher.
Why is this so accurate
Why are history teachers so animated?
this is so accurate
who and where are these history teachers
Never go out drinking w Doug, he'll drink the frycook out of buisness
Hahahahhahhahahahahahahha
Back in the day when I was in the army, we got to eat only once a day when out in the forest/swamp in the winter. I brought so much of my own food there and canned tuna in oil was great and it horrified others that I drank the oil and licked the can.
I lost 15-20kg of mostly muscles in 3-4 months. I can not stress how hungry I was. (It also included 5 days that I could not eat because sick and so sore throat that I could not even speak with 39-40C fever)
Also plus side of tuna in oil compared to tuna in water. Oil didn't freeze as easily.
As someone who has filled fryers with oil multiple times, that is terrifying to think about. Those containers are huge…
fine take my like
@@justskip4595 I don't even need the extenuating circumstances, sounds good tbh. And tuna is really good at protein, too; Doug could consolidate his whole diet into cans of tuna in oil
The more Doug tries to convince us he isn't an oil vampire the more convinced I am he is an oil vampire
As a man that was prescribed to drink olive oil every day for about 2 weeks to heal my skin faster, I must say Doug's olive oil chugging skills are on point, but I would add a slight hint of disgust onto his blank stare, just for realism
Doug talking about taking shots of olive oil are still just as horrifying as when I heard it live. I feel like there are better ways to eat fat but....if it works it works. Go Doug?
i'm genuinely struggling to see how shotting olive oil is better for your body than just.. eating some rice.. but hey, im not a dietician
Fun Fact: Don't do Olive oil shots, there's absolutely no nutrients and is just a waste of calories.
@@killersquad670 cuz it's not, keto is for kids with epilepsy. Absolutely no benefit for people who just want to loose weight and don't have seizures.
@@mayorbradley3952 The main nutrience is the fat itself. Taking a bunch of oil shots is unhealthy, but oil and fat in itself is not bad. Stop spreading stupid “fun facts” that are just blatant lies.
@@mayorbradley3952 what if ur bulking
The most enlightening part of this video was learning at the very start that Doug, who started making "Explained with Food" videos, actually doesn't like cooking. I feel like I was chimed in on a huge secret right there.
Well, we _do_ know Doug isn't actually Doug... But we aren't supposed to tell him that.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 What the fuck do you mean? Does Doug have lore?
@@chrisgerritsen4791 - Yes
@@Skippercarlos5 explain mortal
@@benjaminoechsli1941 That was before, since then he managed to overthrow the real Doug, lock him up on a closet, and become the One True Doug.
Came for the marriage stayed for the olive oil addiction
"The marriage was never consummated"
I'm dying
I think one of my favorite things about Doug's videos is that there almost always seems to be like an A plot about what he's doing on stream and then a B plot if whatever the hell twitch chat is on about.
Like A plot of speedrunning skyrim, but also B plot of olive oil.
C plot: What is happening
it's like r&m sometimes b plot is even more interesting than the main one
@@Blue-om9xn D plot: chat burning for their sins
i honestly think it's more like the A plot is the inside joke that they decide for that day, then the b plot is what they're trying to do, then there's a c plot of minor hijinks that happen because of the joke.
C plot is chat's never ending divorces.
Don’t worry about the consummation of the marriage
This is Diablo the cheater who turned the game into an inter dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer
Gonna say:
Huh?
@@AzuriteCoast AAA WHAT US GOIJG ON EHO SRE YPI WHERE AM I WHAT ARE YOU DOING ????!!!??!!
divorce
Don't worry about the consummation of the marriage, worry about the consumption of olive oil
And today, this motherFUCKER IS NAMED AFTER ME!
for anyone wondering the song around 26:00 is from the band "the mad dash" and also called "mad dash" from their EP "time"
it's super obscure and was apparently made for the game mad dash racing on the xbox in the early 00s which i can't say i've ever heard of. doug? where the fuck did you find this? how even? anyways it fucking slaps so check it out. the whole EP is on youtube with barely 5k views
Yo thanks so much! This song hits so hard!
omg ive been trying to find the song for the past 10m genuinely trying to hear out the lyrics into google tysm!!!!!
@@koperak6070 look them up the lyrics are funny as hell. i gotchu
It's up to 43K views eight months later!
if a vampire drank doug's blood it would probably not be blood, just olive oil.
Marcurio is always my go to skyrim partner, happy to see doug woo him, even if its for selfish gain.
Edit: wait no why are you killing him
That's a funny comment right there. 👍
@today was a good day why do you just keep linking these random videos!? its not just u but a ton of people! why!?
@@Ptr-ck7if Bots. Best we can do is report them and ignore them.
@today was a good day fake fkker
@@soringlade7944 and help me report them for impersonation
I can't believe he talked about chugging 1k cals of olive oil and didn't expect the stream to not turn into complete chaos, I almost vomited just listening lmao
Doug has committed a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora.
I remember watching this stream, trust me, you haven't seen half of the insanity the horse tilt caused Doug.
I was not expecting to sit down for a relaxing CZcams video and then less then five minutes in have to frantically get my sons attention and say “I don’t care what DougDoug does do not do shots of olive oil. Just eat bread and be happy” but here we are. And my son knew exactly what video I was talking about.
Thank you for creating fun parenting memories.
I’m very happy with the higher quantity of videos even if they aren’t as crazily edited. It’s still super entertaining
Are you kidding me right now? Did you not watch the video, at all?
Me too. I love how many he is pumping out lately
Quantity > Quality?
No, with doug its Quantity = Quality
Gotta remember this is his 2nd channel the vids he thinks are super high quality go on the main channel even though I think the majority of these vids would be perfectly fine on the main channel
I mean, this video is quite crazy
I love the flow of your content...
"We're doing a speedrun to get married!"
*literally a minute later
*explaining how he eats olive oil
Doug: gets severe body issues with sleeping, has no idea why.
Also Doug: "half of my diet is olive oil"
😂
For anyone curious, the 1st place runner, Waz, has shaved an additional 30 seconds off the WR run, down to 2:27
“I am profoundly lazy with food. I despise cooking; I cannot stand it.”
Says the guy with a channel about cooking analogies.
Fun fact: ever since Dougdoug began streaming divorce rates have increased by 300%
Meanwhile, consummation rates have plummeted. 😔
Did you know that 100% of divorces are between married couples? Scary stats I know, you can avoid this by never getting married
@@pluto3194 no way bro, what's your source
I thought this said Divorced rats
@@wrenamethyst868 The rodent community is falling apart at the seams... 😔😔😔
Imagine being an hunter in skyrim and you hear "omg it's too fast where the fuck am I" and you see a naked man levitating and then promptly falling from the sky and dying
In the spirit of Doug's Lore, he should start a new category: Divorce%. Exactly the same as marriage%, but the time ends when you kill your spouse or otherwise end your relationship. I think it would really revitalise the speedrunning community.
Doug, pls. No more oil shots. Buy some pre-sliced ham or turkey, fold in half, spread cream cheese, put a pickle spear, and roll it up. Pickle wraps, low carb, and tastier than oil
I really enjoy the fact that his first thought was “olive oil shots,” and the first time was somehow not bad enough for him to bother to think of an alternative as easy and simple as “rolled up turkey slices”
@@Randomd0g olives, avocados, and nuts are also pretty good and they dont require effort
@@samuraigorilla2311 nut butters too!
Not to mention normal butter or mayonnaise
@@samuraigorilla2311 eh, avacados have a lot more carbs than you think. I think it's like 20 per fruit, which is pretty high for keto. Now olives? Delicious. My prefered method is heavy whipping cream.
The most romantic thing i've seen in at least 10 minutes
Report my fake
What happened at least 10 minutes before you saw this?
@@lukenukemson2231 Probably something more romantic
@@johnpoon6110 That's simply not possible though. I mean, nothing's more romantic than racing as fast as you can to a city and paying someone to marry you before setting them on fire.
@@lukenukemson2231 especially when it includes chugging down olive oil! So romantic🤤
I can't believe "what is happening" and the beginning of the olive oil lore both came from the horse tilt stream
It’s incredible that Skyrim is as old as it is and is still replayable. The music may be nostalgic enough to make me cry now, but Skyrim will always be one of my favorite games.
This is the most Doug Doug video ever, it just encapsulates everything about him and his audience
So much it needed an extra doug
IT HURTS
Depending on what kind of olive oil he's taking shots of, one makes a lot more sense tasting bad than the other. Extra virgin stuff is the kind you eat as is on salads and stuff because it has a milder flavour, non virgin olive oil has a harsher taste and is mainly used in cooking where the other flavours can mask the less appealing flavour of the oil.
Edit: nevermind he tells us what kind of oil it is, there's no saving this man
Also most american olive oil isn't even olive oil, something to do with the literal mafia
@@schoo9256 as if there weren't already enough reasons to trust American food standards, now the damn mafia is in on it
Non virgin olive oil is mostly saturated fats as well.
@@BrunodeSouzaLino bruh then how is it a liquid?
@@yumi9626 Coconut oil is 93% saturated fats and it's also a liquid.
I've been speedrunning this IRL. Turns out i'm pretty shit at speedrunning. 19 years and haven't even gotten a girlfriend yet. This is looking like potentially a sub 30 run at best.
Ah, see, you forgot to play the version in which you can tell who's interested in you by wearing an amulet.
14:00 btw, I appreciate that you always detail the stream's concept even more than the title, thanks to that textbox at the bottom right!
26:27 Is the olive oil turning him Italian?
Or maybe that gesture has never actually had anything to do with being Italian, and it just inexplicably happens when you have too much olive oil in your body. We're on the verge of a scientific breakthrough on this channel.
Fun fact: the pinching gesture is actually a deep subconscious suggestion planted by the oil to prepare you for a career as an olive picker. Nature is amazing!
@That clone trooper in the back on the high ground pizza is actually a fairly recent culinary development, as tomatoes are from South America
@@GreiH 500 years is recent to you? Way to out yourself as immortal, damb
The olive oil tangent was the most bizarre thing ever sir that cannot be good for you please eat food
especially considering fat is so easy to find in food. one of the biggest complaints of people on low-fat diets is how much fat there is in everything lol
@@lunaangeleclipse9745
He's doing this literally to drink calories like how we can drink soda and Gatorade for sugar and protein shakes for protein. It isn't hard to find fat, it's just easier to eat plain fat. Every other source of fat requires time to collect and cook, and shots of olive oil are rhe most efficient time wise. Pork takes 10 minutes to cook and then another 5 to eat, 500 calories. 5 shots of olive oil takes 45 seconds to drink, 500 calories.
@@xCCflierx the pork is 500 calories and about 200% your daily sodium in just those 500 calories
@@xCCflierx
you don't drink soda *for sugar*
you drink it for taste.
Without nutrients, calories don't do anything for you.
@@xCCflierx I drink soda because it tastes nice, not "for sugar" lmao. Also, unless doug is living solely off olive oil, he will at some point have to eat a normal meal. Why not increase the fat intake there? Add a few extra slices of ham to your sandwich. Put some extra cheese on your pasta. *Put more olive oil in the pan when frying things.* Heck, a nice bag of almonds could get you those 500 calories.
Not gonna lie Doug is the best at explaining what’s happening to new viewers at any point, he really knows that you have NO time to keep people on twitch and having wacky random stuff for a goal is off putting so he has a lot of descriptors on screen and in stream. Anyways, hype and one of the best content creators out therr
"I don't piss olive oil."
That sounds exactly like what someone who pisses olive oil would say.
Doug being on Keto and not being able to have naan and pizza is the most depressing thing I have ever heard. That being said, hopefully it still goes well.
You really just need to find alternative styles of dough when it comes to pizza and bread while on keto.
my mom says that keto is actually terrible for you in the long run
@@comedysilver234 it is really hard on your renal system but it’s a good way to loose weight
@@Pman353 Or you could just eat less food and lose weight. Any diet that cuts out an entire group of nutrients is stupid. Fad diets are not healthy just eat like a normal human, balance is key.
@@Pman353 diets should be about eating healthy above all else. The point of losing weight is to be healthier, or it should be. If your diet isn't any better for you than being obese then it's pointless.
DougDoug is gonna be a chubbyemu case about how a man chugged olive oil all day, everyday and this is what happened to his organs.
Olive-emia. Olive, presence in blood.
And a million souls will cry.
"you should eat food...you should consume food, or work on consuming food"
"I just drink shots of olive oil to get my calories"
That entire interaction at 19:30 is probably the funniest thing I've seen on twitch
The fact that Doug drinks olive oil isn’t something I expected but nevertheless I am not surprised
DougDoug:I have health issue
Also DougDoug: I drink glasses of olive oil
The utter chaos that is Doug's streams will always please me.
this is the honestly the funniest video i may have ever seen . the olive oil the horse tilt the random ska break down. i love it this is the first dougdoug video ive ever seen and it broke me inside. good man
Me: Clicks on this video expecting funny skyrim content
Doug: 'I do olive oil shots as a staple part of my diet'
Me: Cries in the corner while Doug flees Helgen like nothing is wrong
Edit: I could not have predicted how much worse it got.
"I can become top 10 skyrim speedrunner, I just need to play the best gta V of my life" Doug, Doug 2022
I played Skyrim for the very first time recently, and made a khajit character. I did a couple quests then found a Khajiit sympathizer and married her only to never return to that save file, he settled down immediately and is freeloading off a woman he just met.
Barbed D must be good.
And yes, khajiit have barbed spines on their sex swords
I love the idea that he does this speed run and submits it, and through the whole thing, he's casually chatting about how he consumes olive oil in shots.
Well that is just rude. You perfectly know that we are all dealing with divorces here, and here you are flexing how fast and easy you can get married
Hopefully we can get the support we need to stop Dougs olive oil addiction
Hey Doug, I think you need to see a dietary advisor after that olive oil story
I love when these videos include a little bit of lore background. Even when I originally watched this stream I missed the explanation of the olive oil shots
The "WHATS IS GOING ON" stream was definitely the funniest stream I have been in
Twitch chat divorce speed run? Run starts when you say “I do” and fastest to end the marriage by any means possible wins
Comming back to this video after having gallstones. The beginning made my stomach hurt just from imagining the ammount of pain id be in if i tried it
Why is Doug's chat the funniest chat ever? Also I feel like his chat makes me laugh more than he does lmao but that means I'm laughing 90% of the video
I’m surprised Doug even got to talking to someone . Well done
isnt marcurio a guy??
@@breadcrumb37 So?
@@geoman265. op edited their comment. originally it said girl instead of someone.
@@breadcrumb37 Oh, that makes more sense.
Olive oil boy
Thanks to Doug I've started chugging olive oil too. It has been an amazing journey so far and I cannot wait to achieve the level of grease that Doug has managed to achieve.
It will prevent creaky joints oiling up your insides
Olive oil isn't greasy.
steft horman As somebody who cooks with it several times a weak... yes. It is greasy. It’s not the greasiest oil but oil is greasy basically by definition.
Doug's formula of always starting a meme/controversy/interesting side-conversation while he does the main subject of the video is so fun.
I never thought a Skyrim speed run would include inter dimensional time travel
If he drinks 3 shots of olive oil then that means he's probably very flammable
Olive oil isnt really all that flammable, youd have to get it to like 400° before it ignites and at that temp doug would probably have already caught fire
@@lynxfangr meant as a joke but thanks for that info anyway
Always expect your jokes to be explained
Depends on if it's extra virgin or not
@@lynxfangr
If it's extra virgin, it is.
I'm loving these more chat oriented streams being turned into videos, where the chat plays a bigger role than the game at some points. It's really entertaining. Part of why I love Doug's videos is how much chat interaction there is. Don't get me wrong I still love the normal style of videos and I don't think these would do very well as main channel vids.
"All my organs work fine"
That is precisely what someone who's organs do not work fine would say
I should not have watched this while at work.
I was actually shaking, trying to hold in my giggles while at the office.
Keep up the good work Doug! And especially all of you aswell Twitch Chat!
I can’t tell if Doug is joking about that whole olive oil thing, and I think that’s the scariest part.
Yeah, it’s mildly concerning.
I've learned very quickly that even a joking Doug is incredibly serious.
He was absolutely not kidding. He really seemed surprised that people werent like "huh thats interesting, never tried that" instead of "bro, wtf is wrong with you" like literally any sane human would say
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I have tried this though. I needed a liquid diet on keto after teeth were pulled. I mixed mine in protein shakes though cause shots are gross. It was temp though. But its still a casual snack. You don't cook a steak every time you want a snack on regular diets, you just open a bag of chips.
@@xCCflierx so in this analogy a bag of chips= literally olive oil shots
I love how twitch chat and Doug get progressively more chaotic as the video goes on. It’s like a whole different narrative
IT BURNS
I wasnt expecting the olive oil to return to the plot like that very clever foreshadowing
Hey Doug I'm literally two years late but the reason you can't jump off that rock is because the game physics think your already in the air. When you go up a slope in Skyrim it's more like u float upwards and that causes the game to be very confused and decide you already jumped
Up next: Twitch Chat in Competitive Divorce
I love how of all things to do fast in Skyrim that would probably be among the hardest for twitch chat
Its weird hearing Doug say he despises cooking despite his entire channel starting off as being food and cooking based
My wife divorced me cuz I couldn’t stop watching Doug Doug
Olive oil shots? Ah... umm... Surely that's...
...
You know what, I'm sure it's fine.
Jesus Christ, Doug. The olive oil thing legitimately made me retch.
Babe! Its 3am time to take your hourly olive oil shot!
You don't feel or taste it in a protein shake. Same consistency as a regular smoothie.
What's wrong, Babe, you haven't touched you OLiVe oIL?!
@@xCCflierx
He doesn't like cooking, so by that point he should just cook with it instead
I do what I call the “cheese house” challenge. I start a fill and fill my house with cheese. That’s all it is. Just throw it in the floor and see how long it takes to mess up the game. My record is 1009
16:03 I love how he flaps like that's going to help XD
good thing water makes any landing safe!
Doug’s streams are so funny I literally cannot hold my phone while watching them
This video reminds me of when my wife and I were together. Thanks Doug for bringing out the best in all of us.
Ah, the origin story of horse tilt addiction. Such an innocent time...
Bethesda: "We are announcing a new re-re-re-re-release of Skyrim. This time in the form of olive oil."
"I piss pee. Like a normal human."
That's exactly what I would expect a robot replacement to say!
Didn’t know Christmas was being moved to February, I mean why else would we be getting so much heavenly Dougdoug content lately
i really love the increase in content doug glad youre feeling more happy to upload
the olive oil boosted his morale.
wow this is really heavy on stream lore. Both the olive oil AND "what's going on" memes were born here.
"THIS GAME!" Doug yells as he proceeds to glitch the Oblivion out of it :D
Doug as someone else on keto I can say just having a small avacado in the morning and like a ranchy salad in the afternoon with some nuts as snacks is plenty, please stop drowning yourself in the oil lol. I hope your diet goes well though, I managed about 100 pounds down in 6 months so it for sure works!
keto isn't even a healthy diet, unless you have an actual condition that forces you to do it, literally find any other diet.
@@hurou Hey, if it works for others, it works. I don't think it's should be a permanent diet, but it should be fine for a short period of time.
@@hurou I lost 70 pounds on keto and I’m perfectly healthy. Sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about 🤔
@@parox703f3 prepare to gain all that weight back and more when eating normally again. It is the worst because it screws with your bodies ability to take carbs.
@@hurou no matter what diet you do you’re never supposed to go back to eating “normally”. Especially when the way I used to eat was far from healthy, and besides I’ll be fine as long as I still get my daily exercise in and eat low calorie
I love how in every video, there's a subplot where Doug says an offhanded comment and chat keeps bringing it up for hours.
This man decided chugging three shots of olive oil a day was a healthier diet than just eating some naan bread.
Doug, I'll have you know your vids are the only CZcams videos I will consistently rewatch. Your content is just so funny man
A Twitch streamer drank three shot glasses of olive oil a day for three years. This is what happened to his Speedrun times.
D.D. is a 30-year-old male, ☝️ presenting to the emergency room--
2:40 this implies that he washes down the olive oil with more olive oil
mentioned to a friend that "a steamer i watch takes shots of olive oil each day" and they immediately knew who i was talking about. first message back was "DOUGDOUG"
Doug injects olive oil in his veins to get his fix.