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  • @nettle684
    @nettle684 Před 5 lety +4610

    "she would be called wo-man because she was taken out of man"
    that's not how birth works.
    we're not seahorses.

    • @edenp2465
      @edenp2465 Před 5 lety +162

      Imagine that every daughter would have to have her father's name in her name.

    • @rey7318
      @rey7318 Před 5 lety +150

      Do you really think these ignorant homophobes had studied biology at school? Probably just religious education 😂😂😂

    • @jaynaburke9267
      @jaynaburke9267 Před 4 lety +22

      ugh i wish

    • @vwithabeanieisawholeasscon692
      @vwithabeanieisawholeasscon692 Před 4 lety +43

      This is only valid for the first man and woman on earth apparently😂

    • @serphim805
      @serphim805 Před 4 lety +135

      And does this dude *think* the Bible was originally in English?? Cause I’m 99.9% sure that there is no correlation between the words man and woman in Aramaic I-

  • @EmptyElegy
    @EmptyElegy Před 5 lety +7805

    Fun fact: the word homosexual was made before Hererosexual

  • @thethirdwheeler9609
    @thethirdwheeler9609 Před 5 lety +3924

    “It’S a ChOiCe To Be GaY”
    Who in the world would chose to be discriminated, harassed and even risk their LIVES for the hell of it?
    It makes literally no sense and every one of their arguments against homosexuality doesn’t either

    • @AnimeRayanne
      @AnimeRayanne Před 4 lety +114

      While you do make a good point, there's always some people that do what you think no one would ever do. Trans people get discriminated harassed and risk their lives, yet some people actually fake being trans. I'm not arguing that being gay is a choice. I'm just pointing out that there are some people that would actually fake being something that that would have those effects, so in that case they are choosing it.

    • @scroomers
      @scroomers Před 4 lety +15

      I'm not sure weather to like or dislike

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 Před 4 lety +33

      @@scroomers Why you wanna dislike?

    • @scroomers
      @scroomers Před 4 lety +33

      Nvm I read the whole thing, I didn't understand it at first

    • @davv6628
      @davv6628 Před 4 lety +12

      You sound like Kurt Hummel. And I love it!^^

  • @abitherat608
    @abitherat608 Před 3 lety +390

    "being gay is bad"
    "the earth is flat"
    same vibe

  • @fern__theplant
    @fern__theplant Před 5 lety +4605

    "Are you Male or Female?" "i identify as Jesus"

  • @elinjones4743
    @elinjones4743 Před 4 lety +4068

    "that's why man + man, or woman + woman can never be man+ woman"
    Me: *sharp inhale* THAT'S THE POINT

  • @harperheaps5503
    @harperheaps5503 Před 5 lety +7883

    Quote random Christian dude: “God designed us for heterosexuality” Me: “and I was designed to have curly hair but are you gonna get mad if I straighten it?”

    • @abby-kc2sr
      @abby-kc2sr Před 4 lety +268

      Ayeeee let's see the hets try go come back from this one

    • @suzannegolding7487
      @suzannegolding7487 Před 4 lety +55

      Why would you make it straight

    • @abby-kc2sr
      @abby-kc2sr Před 4 lety +282

      @@suzannegolding7487 because curly hair looks like shit 98% of the time and no one wants to leave their house with their hair looking like they've had their head stuck out of a car window for the past hour

    • @kawaiichan6619
      @kawaiichan6619 Před 4 lety +175

      @@abby-kc2sr Yes. My hair is curly and it literally wont sit flat.... ever. When I'm in the shower the hair lays flat and I feel like a godess but the second I get out BOOM! iTs fLoOfY aGaIn 😭

    • @abby-kc2sr
      @abby-kc2sr Před 4 lety +94

      @@kawaiichan6619 lmao yeah I've got super short hair so when I get out of the shower it looks kinda okay but then when it dries I look like I have an afro that someone stomped on

  • @chaosgremlin1849
    @chaosgremlin1849 Před 3 lety +1966

    Adam and eve: *comited the first sin, got kicked out of paradise*
    Christian: ROLE MODELS

    • @oriknight2268
      @oriknight2268 Před 3 lety +71

      LMAO RIGHT

    • @midnightvogue8952
      @midnightvogue8952 Před 3 lety +15

      🤣🤣

    • @noname-wr4go
      @noname-wr4go Před 3 lety +44

      Me : *visible confused*
      Dont ask why im confused

    • @demonicsponge2974
      @demonicsponge2974 Před 3 lety +40

      @@noname-wr4go why are you confused

    • @merryknight7253
      @merryknight7253 Před 3 lety +90

      there’s a hole in the Christen story for the first humans on earth
      if Adam and Eve had *two kids that were boys*
      and boys can’t get pregnant
      *how did we all exist?*
      also I’m an atheist

  • @sera1227
    @sera1227 Před 4 lety +3873

    I’m still bopping to “it’s not ok to be gay.”
    goD SaiD iTs A rEaL biG nOnO

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 4 lety +267

      wHat yoU nEed iS to bE coNveRteD

    • @L0ST_P4G3
      @L0ST_P4G3 Před 4 lety +105

      Join A Movement of 6M To Adopt Klaus Hargreeves iTs NoT oKaY tO bE pErVeRtEd

    • @logan-vx9zq
      @logan-vx9zq Před 4 lety +85

      just drop the gayness outside the metal detective

    • @logan-vx9zq
      @logan-vx9zq Před 4 lety +50

      detector* 😔

    • @demonofdarkness5058
      @demonofdarkness5058 Před 4 lety +43

      Remember the "second verse" that was actually the chorus again?

  • @gabisimple7806
    @gabisimple7806 Před 5 lety +3500

    He deadass compared that bible dude to a clock
    IM DEADDDDDDDDDD

    • @frenchfrystudios4094
      @frenchfrystudios4094 Před 5 lety +7

      Lolllll 😂😂Jesus omg yess

    • @T3azd
      @T3azd Před 5 lety +9

      A clock or a cock 😂

    • @andr0meda114
      @andr0meda114 Před 5 lety +5

      XD

    • @oliviat3910
      @oliviat3910 Před 4 lety +3

      *that bible dude*

    • @Donice09
      @Donice09 Před 4 lety +7

      The ironic thing is David Ogden Stiers who was the voice of Cogsworth came out as gay in 2009.

  • @raekaskie1521
    @raekaskie1521 Před 4 lety +4459

    “My religion says I can’t do this” ok, that’s valid, that’s fine. “My religion says YOU can’t do this” nope bad, bad flavor, rotten

    • @astrofornaught
      @astrofornaught Před 4 lety +255

      EXACTLY. if you don't "believe in it" you don't have to do it, but I'm wiccan and don't believe in the same god so djkfaj

    • @cary1056
      @cary1056 Před 3 lety +138

      Yea, it's one thing to make your own life decisions based personal beliefs, but another entirely to force other people to make those same life decisions.

    • @EvaSchneid
      @EvaSchneid Před 3 lety +50

      me, a bisexual christian:

    • @mushroomwithagun9316
      @mushroomwithagun9316 Před 3 lety +13

      DISGUSTANG

    • @lollitssoot
      @lollitssoot Před 3 lety +5

      I WANNA LIKE BUT THERE ARE 666

  • @LuckythegachaChildLol
    @LuckythegachaChildLol Před 3 lety +1571

    “God doesn’t make mistakes.”
    “Then Im not a mistake for being gay, since he created me?”
    “No.”

  • @obviousghost5895
    @obviousghost5895 Před 5 lety +5391

    "He took her out of Adam's rib."
    ... Man, sometimes I forget how absolutely freaking insane Bible stuff sounds to people when they haven't had it taught to them every week.

    • @galaxyflamingo
      @galaxyflamingo Před 5 lety +472

      All of us women are R I B S I guess

    • @djangomarkov7948
      @djangomarkov7948 Před 5 lety +343

      Eve is completely submissive to Adam because she was taken from his rib, but the reason god did that to begin with was because when god made the first woman lilith he did so out of the same dirt as adam and for some reason she wanted to be treated equal.
      So she was cast out of and made into the mother of demons

    • @kmrasmr3274
      @kmrasmr3274 Před 5 lety +178

      @@djangomarkov7948 That sounds ridiculous. Which goes back to what OP said.

    • @thatdudeinthecorner8464
      @thatdudeinthecorner8464 Před 4 lety +189

      A Med-School teacher posted a story about how a student was absolutely convinced that men had one less rib the women... and so the teacher had to figure out how to correct her, without getting fired for attacking the bible...

    • @Biippa
      @Biippa Před 4 lety +59

      @@thatdudeinthecorner8464 Easy solution- X-rays

  • @islandrebelmakeup4653
    @islandrebelmakeup4653 Před 6 lety +1130

    CZcams is freaking out about not putting ads on unsuitable videos but what about not running unsuitable ads?

  • @kyiamack
    @kyiamack Před 5 lety +3631

    When he called Eve a helper, he had it wrong. Eve has the ability to give life. Adam does not. Adam is the helper in this situation.

  • @otakumangastudios3617
    @otakumangastudios3617 Před 3 lety +1546

    Just as a little side note, the Bible actually does not mention anything about Eve being Adam's helper lol, it actually says his partner, which is definitely an equal relationship. Christians like just use stuff like this oftentimes

    • @desireeloveros1055
      @desireeloveros1055 Před 2 lety +9

      Christians will retcon ANYTHING

    • @zizzyinari6121
      @zizzyinari6121 Před 2 lety +40

      It depends on how you read it, there's hundreds of translations, (yours is definitely better tho)

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 Před 2 lety +35

      Not all Christian’s, just the traditionalists. I should know.
      I’m the other Christian.
      I would be fine if I got a girlfriend and she eventually proposed to me. I would be fine if I dated a man. Probably not the rest of my family, but I would be fine with it.

    • @himikotoga164
      @himikotoga164 Před 2 lety +2

      Not all Christians

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 Před 2 lety +24

      @@himikotoga164 look, I kind of get why some people say this, but in this context, it gives the same energy as "not all men", when someone is talking about their negative sexual assault experiences with men

  • @waywardsun8543
    @waywardsun8543 Před 3 lety +4298

    “Can you be gay AND a Christian?”
    Me, a gay Christian: 👁👄👁

    • @breannajewell8735
      @breannajewell8735 Před 3 lety +140

      SAME BRUHHH LIKE-

    • @cxndycxrn6011
      @cxndycxrn6011 Před 3 lety +480

      You absolutely can I'm sick if gate keeping in the community. I'm Christian but support the lgbtq community fully 🏳️‍🌈 also while I don't believe it's a sin even IF it was everyone sins so people need to stop pretending they're all perfect when nobody is. Edit : I'm kinda queer now lol but my point still stands

    • @breannajewell8735
      @breannajewell8735 Před 3 lety +147

      @@cxndycxrn6011 YOU SAID IT PERIODT

    • @cxndycxrn6011
      @cxndycxrn6011 Před 3 lety +135

      @@breannajewell8735 and I'll say it again till the day I die 💅

    • @2ngelics
      @2ngelics Před 3 lety +52

      Same but I’m bi

  • @DreemyDreemz
    @DreemyDreemz Před 5 lety +572

    These anti-gay ads are like me when I get lazy on a school report.
    Site the exact same "evidence" when you've barely done research and slap it on a paper.

    • @weirdowithahoodie289
      @weirdowithahoodie289 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh my god THAT'S WHY ALL OF THESE HOMOPHOBIC VIDEOS SEEMED SO FAMILIAR (I'm not homophobic btw, I'm part of the LGBT+ community, I'm just lazy and that's basically what I do for almost every school essay/report lmao)

    • @papercat_morningteeth1137
      @papercat_morningteeth1137 Před 4 lety +3

      *meow*

  • @ritacamassa
    @ritacamassa Před 3 lety +7471

    Hating someone for being LGBTQ+ because you’re Christian is like hating someone for eating a donut while *you’re* on a diet

    • @user-ws9bu6sr3j
      @user-ws9bu6sr3j Před 3 lety +137

      @@Mujer_Sabia ?

    • @Merxcii
      @Merxcii Před 3 lety +159

      @@Mujer_Sabia understand what???

    • @mikkicky
      @mikkicky Před 3 lety +178

      That actually happens- 💀

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 Před 3 lety +231

      @@Mujer_Sabia I understand you guys should mind your own business. You want to live by some stupid nonsense, go ahead, but StOp ShOvInG iT dOwN oUr ThRoAtS

    • @modisedaeswatiniprincess6944
      @modisedaeswatiniprincess6944 Před 3 lety +69

      @@dumbumbumbum8649 full stop 👏🏾 and who told them that we are Christians?

  • @vio1679
    @vio1679 Před 3 lety +109

    Me a Muslim and demisexual : 👀👀🧍‍♀️
    Edit: these type of Christians are LAUGHABLE The amounts of times I had to restrain myself from laughing my ass ofd

    • @Ali.aaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Ali.aaaaaaaaaaaa Před rokem

      You are not a muslim if you are demi sexual because its against your religion..

  • @therat4890
    @therat4890 Před 4 lety +1798

    "We were designed for heterosexuality"
    Honey I was designed to have blue eyes and brown hair but here we are 15 years on, with blue hair and purple contacts

  • @BakedPotonion
    @BakedPotonion Před 6 lety +5118

    man you ok? you look just about on the verge of tears during almost this entire video .

  • @cheche9949
    @cheche9949 Před 4 lety +4530

    Jesús wasn’t gay he didn’t feel attraction to anyone (even tho he loved everyone) so I guess he was asexual lmao

    • @audragracebinkley6405
      @audragracebinkley6405 Před 4 lety +278

      kika laperrita my mind has been opened, I am now ready to spread the news.

    • @the_poohnobodyknows8964
      @the_poohnobodyknows8964 Před 4 lety +86

      Sleepy_ Prince_of_Saturn I’m so confused

    • @moonlightcreasant
      @moonlightcreasant Před 4 lety +378

      @@the_poohnobodyknows8964 because without any *magic juices* from the dad, both of his chromosomes would be xx, which is a female

    • @the_poohnobodyknows8964
      @the_poohnobodyknows8964 Před 4 lety +171

      Moona's Lagoon ooohhh it’s biology
      I suck at biology

    • @raccoon_socks03
      @raccoon_socks03 Před 4 lety +146

      I’ve seen this both ways. Jesus is lgbt because he’s ace and Jesus is lgbt because he’s pansexual

  • @saraerde1008
    @saraerde1008 Před 3 lety +100

    “pEopLe chOose tO bE gAy” why tf would anyone want to be oppressed and all of that😐

  • @laurelblase2759
    @laurelblase2759 Před 6 lety +2857

    *_i think i’m depressed ??_*

  • @rengenevv
    @rengenevv Před 3 lety +3223

    I'm not christian, but doesn't the Bible say, "God loves everyone equally"?

    • @Mujer_Sabia
      @Mujer_Sabia Před 3 lety +71

      As children
      My friend

    • @aroacehauntedplace4721
      @aroacehauntedplace4721 Před 3 lety +44

      YES 😌👌

    • @yourlastbraincelleatinggra4910
      @yourlastbraincelleatinggra4910 Před 3 lety +149

      As someone who is lesbian and Christian
      *yes* but the only reason why I know that is because I am forced by school.

    • @rosette4268
      @rosette4268 Před 3 lety +99

      I have the bible (not Christian) and that is correctelly positive
      Also there was a mistranslation in the bible
      It was man shall not sleep with boy not man shall sleep with man lmao

    • @averythequeen9266
      @averythequeen9266 Před 3 lety +14

      yep you are 100% correct

  • @msmltvcktl
    @msmltvcktl Před 5 lety +559

    "Why do you think I'm so funny?
    Because I hate myself"
    SO
    RELATABLE

  • @boldanabrasevic3020
    @boldanabrasevic3020 Před 3 lety +143

    "He took her out of Adam's rib" "they once were one"
    Soo... trans Eve?

  • @megtoon1304
    @megtoon1304 Před 5 lety +1304

    "Wo-man because she was of man" BRUH THAT AIN'T HOW LINGUISTICS WORK

    • @rascally_fiend
      @rascally_fiend Před 5 lety +60

      Meg Toon yeh if anything man comes from woman, that’d make much more sense lmao

    • @spegnagmaglorious3590
      @spegnagmaglorious3590 Před 5 lety +74

      Meg Toon also I'm pretty sure english was definitely not around back then so... There goes that fun wordplay

    • @tfemmefatale
      @tfemmefatale Před 5 lety +3

      FACTTT

    • @peppermorrison
      @peppermorrison Před 5 lety +43

      SAL-sa.
      Originally made by Sal.

    • @Alice-lx4ml
      @Alice-lx4ml Před 5 lety +17

      Some handmaids tale bullshit

  • @abhipatil6409
    @abhipatil6409 Před 5 lety +2259

    Imagine being homophobic in 2018. Can't relate

  • @mantramantid
    @mantramantid Před 5 lety +479

    I actually dropped my phone into my slice of cake when he said “gaytheologist”

  • @JustAnotherLittleHuman
    @JustAnotherLittleHuman Před 3 lety +217

    "God designed us to be heterosexual"
    Honey,
    1 I don't have a god until I meet them
    2 my momma built me with the diy package my pops delivered to her doorstep
    3 coca cola wasn't DESIGNED to be a tasty lil drink, but that is what it is nowadays
    I'm not saying they're absolutely wrong, I'm just saying they ain't right

  • @llCoupDEtatll
    @llCoupDEtatll Před 6 lety +378

    When Mac forcibly gets added to the "LGBTQ youtubers who are getting the shit beaten out of them by CZcams" squad.

  • @GK-ym1nq
    @GK-ym1nq Před 5 lety +1814

    "They say god is in everyone, so technically, he's bi"
    -Russel Howard

  • @s8nguis
    @s8nguis Před 6 lety +148

    “i think im depressed.” Mood

  • @minimaam2764
    @minimaam2764 Před 3 lety +58

    bruh ur facial expressions are ✨ E V E R Y T H I N G ✨

  • @skrittle555
    @skrittle555 Před 6 lety +2624

    "y'all giving us money... to ask for money?" DEAD

    • @lesley9956
      @lesley9956 Před 6 lety +5

      LadyPennyroyal you have 666 likes may Jesus be with you

    • @ellielouise9625
      @ellielouise9625 Před 6 lety +4

      I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID JT

  • @dabhowlter3078
    @dabhowlter3078 Před 6 lety +10096

    the question is
    WHY ARE THERE STILL ANTI GAY ADS OMFFGHTRENGO

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 Před 6 lety +154

      dab howlter
      I mean honestly tho, Dab for President

    • @onethatdoesart5650
      @onethatdoesart5650 Před 6 lety +119

      Sam Alabaster thank the universe for a finally intellegent human being

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 Před 6 lety +175

      Yeah, the anal sex thing affects all people, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, etc. Doesn't really have anything to do with being gay. Also, you do realize that sexually transmitted diseases aren't just a gay thing either, right? There's a lot more straight guys with it than gays (because there are more of them), but you never hear anything about that. And finally, if the higher suicide rate and depression is true, maybe it's because of discrimination against them and hate. I can't imagine having my family, friends, coworkers and complete strangers treat me differently and hate my guts, all because I was happily in love with someone of the same sex. Even in places where it's more open, the hatred is still there, just not as obvious as other, more anti-gay parts of the world. We are making progress, and hopefully soon everyone can love whoever they want to love, without feeling as if their love is disgusting and lesser than.

    • @folieadont6870
      @folieadont6870 Před 6 lety +117

      Furthermore, not all gays have anal sex, or sex of any kind. It's possible to just love another person with the same sex as you, and not only wish to to objectify them. I know most gays want to have sex together out of love and respect, but anti-gays seem to only view homosexual relationships as nothing more than nasty, promiscuous sex.

    • @unaffectedlyodd
      @unaffectedlyodd Před 6 lety +34

      neville oreilly Hey man.... Don’t tease me with a good time... 😏

  • @tulolah4032
    @tulolah4032 Před 3 lety +1558

    "We were designed with heterosexuality"
    Me: *Thinking back to all of those years in elementary school where the pretty girls held my hand.*
    So thats a fucking *LIE*

    • @taehyungsbestie3777
      @taehyungsbestie3777 Před 3 lety +65

      FRR i have always been gay I just didnt know until know like, Ive had so many girl crushes its funny like wth, it isn't a choice it just happens and you can't do anything about it.

    • @hardthrobbingburrito9371
      @hardthrobbingburrito9371 Před 3 lety +31

      Proceeds to not mention how you hit a guys G spot through the a-hole lmao

    • @forgbeloathed
      @forgbeloathed Před 3 lety +40

      “We were designed with heterosexuality”
      me looking back at the many times in 2nd grade when I was thinking about marrying my best friend, holding her hand, etc. who was a girl: you said sumn?

    • @wilville3752
      @wilville3752 Před 3 lety +14

      Me thinking back to when I almost barfed from getting kissed by a girl

    • @thegroupofchaos4839
      @thegroupofchaos4839 Před 3 lety +13

      The boys in our school called us lesbians-

  • @j-art1207
    @j-art1207 Před 3 lety +38

    i love how everyone' like "mixed fabrics aren't a sin anymore! eating seafood isn't a sin anymore!" and
    basically throws out anything from leviticus as "too much" and then is like "ok everything in leviticus we don't
    have to follow except for this ONE SENTENCE" like bruh, #getridofleviticus

    • @kuuderepanda4207
      @kuuderepanda4207 Před 2 lety

      LITERALLY
      It's like
      "Oh, yeah, we eat meat, and we do sexy time even when she's on the rag, and we don't sacrifice sheep or anything anymore... BUT WE'RE NOT GAY. GOD WON'T LET ME BE GAY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE GAY BECAUSE THE OLD TESTAMENT SAYS I CAN'T BE GAY AND WE SHOULD KILL ALL THE GAYS." Wtf

    • @SoaringElk123
      @SoaringElk123 Před 10 měsíci +4

      There's a lot of very misinterpreted stuff from Leviticus. Another big example is anti-furry people will use one quote that goes something like "Man shall not sleep with an animal; if he does, he and the animal shall be to death", when furries aren't having s*x with animals! That's zoophilia! Completely different thing! Being a furry just means liking anthropomorphic animals.

  • @ellaz4659
    @ellaz4659 Před 4 lety +542

    “woman came out of man” uh bro men came out of women.. is u ok

    • @vern_haroo
      @vern_haroo Před 3 lety +18

      i think he was talking about how eve was made rom adam's ribs

    • @even___
      @even___ Před 3 lety +35

      @@hellohellohihi yes it does unsurprisingly.

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 Před 3 lety +36

      Maybe he's just a fanfic reader who read to many fics with male pregnancies in them.

    • @hannahmontana4401
      @hannahmontana4401 Před 3 lety +17

      bruh. we all start as women as fetus

    • @savm6972
      @savm6972 Před 3 lety

      AHA THIS IS GHE BEST PART OF THE THREAD

  • @kpoptrashemotrashhumantras8929

    "Are you a boy or a girl?"
    *"I'm a God."*

  • @ahlogic5960
    @ahlogic5960 Před 5 lety +347

    **eyes bottle of vodka**
    “I am *not* depressed”
    **squint**

  • @JustAnotherLittleHuman
    @JustAnotherLittleHuman Před 3 lety +64

    I can't be the only one that ANYTIME I hear the easter story I can FEEEEL the jealous-ex energy between Judas, Jesus and Peter right?

  • @valval4472
    @valval4472 Před 6 lety +11752

    The devil works hard, but Mac works harder trying to demonitize his own videos by having a bottle of vodka in his nightstand.

    • @rose-511
      @rose-511 Před 6 lety +78

      Val Val the. accuracy.

    • @nightscythe7
      @nightscythe7 Před 6 lety +52

      This is amazing it made me cry for some reason lol

    • @leafytea3
      @leafytea3 Před 6 lety +43

      The accuracy if this comment is almost scary.

    • @immortalinferno8809
      @immortalinferno8809 Před 6 lety +51

      I think there was way more demonitizing in this vid than just the bottle 😂

    • @malaikah5642
      @malaikah5642 Před 6 lety +13

      Val Val ya know i still dont see the reason for him to get demonetized😕😕

  • @sadisticanonymity
    @sadisticanonymity Před 5 lety +1721

    Like do *yall even KNOW why olive oil was so popular in Ancient Greece?*
    *ancients Greeks had the ancient grease*

  • @beatrizsoares4948
    @beatrizsoares4948 Před 4 lety +453

    "She would be called wo-man because she was taken out of man"
    Is this man aware that the first bible wasn't in english? Is he aware that are other languages were that "logic" doesn't make sense? 😒

    • @ddootzles
      @ddootzles Před 4 lety +34

      Right lol even in the Qur'an, I'm like 99% sure it says the first woman was created out of the first man's rib. It never even says "helper" or "hey it's called wo-man" Cuz ENGLISH WOULDN'T EXIST FOR ANOTHER LIKE MILLION YEARS BEETCH

    • @nodame
      @nodame Před 4 lety +11

      @@ddootzles indeed and Qur'an treats women fairly and has an entire Surat called "Nisaa" (the arabic word for women).

    • @ddootzles
      @ddootzles Před 4 lety +3

      @@nodame and that's on what? A perfect religion with not-so-perfect practitioners

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK Před 4 lety +6

      I mean there is some base to that in the original Hebrew but you know, there are two creation myths and they are not exactly historical documents and were never supposed to be so yeah. Also linguistics don't actually dictate reality; the origin of words may be based on ancient view of things but the view changes when we get to know things better as God intended when he gave us brains. Greetings from my gay household and theology studies

    • @Level_of_violence
      @Level_of_violence Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah in my language the word "woman" doesn't have anything to do with man

  • @anistasziya7399
    @anistasziya7399 Před 3 lety +11

    Flashbacks of me asking my mom if I can have a sleepover at my friend's house and then getting a 40 minute lecture about how gay relationships are "toxic"

    • @Leo42.069
      @Leo42.069 Před rokem +1

      damn I always get hit with the "what if his dad is a r@pist"

  • @maceyking5687
    @maceyking5687 Před 6 lety +1944

    Mac trying to figure out whether or not he’s depressed is my current mental state

  • @s4miz3r
    @s4miz3r Před 6 lety +848

    They said Adam and Eve, so I did both.
    It's called the Bible not the straightble , am I right?

  • @jillcipher6734
    @jillcipher6734 Před 6 lety +499

    What if jesus was gay the whole time and was saying "ah, men"

    • @aaliyahboggs5219
      @aaliyahboggs5219 Před 6 lety +54

      Jill Cipher That explains why there are so many men in the bible lol.

    • @chrisfranks5597
      @chrisfranks5597 Před 6 lety +2

      Jill Cipher lol

    • @charlieshaw850
      @charlieshaw850 Před 6 lety +7

      This makes far more sense then moustache man

    • @starless4146
      @starless4146 Před 6 lety +28

      Thats a well thought out theory......glad I have my bags at the metal detector..I'm waiting to drop them off...

    • @jiaa5901
      @jiaa5901 Před 6 lety

      Lol truuuuu?!?!

  • @flowerwaifu
    @flowerwaifu Před 3 lety +7

    The fact that a “the Trevor project” ad played before this. It’s so good 😊

  • @ozzy._.47
    @ozzy._.47 Před 6 lety +2012

    ‘It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.’
    ‘You need to Adam and leave.’

    • @moanaquemuel440
      @moanaquemuel440 Před 6 lety +50

      I love you for this

    • @dr.pepper8485
      @dr.pepper8485 Před 6 lety +49

      You are my religion.

    • @makotoyagami9458
      @makotoyagami9458 Před 6 lety +19

      Hello I like pie! I’m not even gay but whenever I hear that I wish I had a predator missle locked on their house lol
      I wish they knew not everyone is Christian lollolollllol

    • @aliceblanchette1291
      @aliceblanchette1291 Před 6 lety +12

      iconic

    • @otiu66
      @otiu66 Před 6 lety +21

      Normally I don't literally laugh out loud, but I did, for reals.

  • @pastella2485
    @pastella2485 Před 6 lety +3891

    There was literally a gay couple in the Bible...

    • @joaomiguelmls
      @joaomiguelmls Před 6 lety +151

      Sylveon is love, Sylveon is life really?

    • @joaomiguelmls
      @joaomiguelmls Před 6 lety +101

      BLAZINGJEKENZE thanks

    • @paigespets1615
      @paigespets1615 Před 6 lety +69

      Bless

    • @TooMuchMadness1
      @TooMuchMadness1 Před 6 lety +809

      “David and Jonathan’s friendship” who are they trying to fool? They’re totally more than friends.

    • @emresshayesgaile2257
      @emresshayesgaile2257 Před 6 lety +785

      Jonathan literally got naked in front of David and said that he would give David anything that is the basis of most gay relationships

  • @thegajuar4459
    @thegajuar4459 Před 6 lety +494

    0:16
    "i think i'm dEpReSsEd?"
    my therapist trying to cure my depression

  • @alanasmith2733
    @alanasmith2733 Před 3 lety +13

    I was watching TikTok and someone was talking about how men were a rough draft it was the funniest thing ever

  • @hanlea55
    @hanlea55 Před 5 lety +495

    "Wo-man because she came from man!"
    That doesn't work in a LOT of other languages but go off I guess? I guess God spoke English?

    • @cjsworld4341
      @cjsworld4341 Před 4 lety +6

      Exactly!!!! Horney so in Spanish Khmer because it came from hombre... HONEYYYY!!!!! WHOO TOLD HERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ParallelNoisee
      @ParallelNoisee Před 4 lety +37

      Ikr and Jesus wasn't even white neither was Adam or Eve if they existed

    • @your_local_pop_girl
      @your_local_pop_girl Před 4 lety +9

      Lol, I'm late, but then it's "женщина" came from "мужчина" in Russian
      God really spoke English

    • @Mimine-zs1xs
      @Mimine-zs1xs Před 4 lety +15

      In french women is femme and man is homme so ye

    • @vampetters
      @vampetters Před 4 lety +13

      In italian woman is “donna” and man is “uomo” so that doesn’t work😂

  • @audenjones8731
    @audenjones8731 Před 4 lety +381

    The first add was literally an attack on everyone except heterosexual white men

    • @caerachai3011
      @caerachai3011 Před 3 lety +47

      * christian heterosexual white man *

    • @olivia-ot4xj
      @olivia-ot4xj Před 3 lety +5

      @@marcelogiribaldi6510 GAJHAGAHKAKJHEHS

    • @olivia-ot4xj
      @olivia-ot4xj Před 3 lety +24

      No joke, it literally was like 'Eve was made to be Adam's helper' like WYFFF

    • @aspenbrubaker9031
      @aspenbrubaker9031 Před 3 lety +23

      Yup women are just helpers. Ya know. Cuz men are so busy with their lives they just need someone to help them with the kids. NOT if all women disappeared from earth for one day the world would be a mess. Someone make a movie out of that.

    • @olivia-ot4xj
      @olivia-ot4xj Před 3 lety +8

      @@aspenbrubaker9031 I would watch it lmao

  • @syonderrose4838
    @syonderrose4838 Před 5 lety +2897

    Jesus had two fathers but he turned out fine.

    • @pufflequeenrockz_2866
      @pufflequeenrockz_2866 Před 5 lety +87

      OMG, YAAAAAASSS

    • @frikkieroux3538
      @frikkieroux3538 Před 5 lety +37

      Lol

    • @ScribbleyCactus
      @ScribbleyCactus Před 5 lety +237

      Two dads and a mom! Polygamy! Woot!
      But really he did. Ain’t that neat? I like it.

    • @crunch1757
      @crunch1757 Před 5 lety +26

      *Airhorns*
      Ooooooooh!

    • @okay9340
      @okay9340 Před 5 lety +95

      I don't know how well that turned out tho, like did you know he was around hobos and prostitutes ALL THE TIME?! He was a delinquent and was killed in a fair tribunal (he deserved that of course, how dare him think differently and say what he thinks!!!!!). Jesus is not a good example for our kids, can Christians think about the children and stop saying this guy (an immigrant, a man of color and a communist!!!!) is a role model.
      (this is obviously sarcasm, if you didn't get it, I'm a queer woc)

  • @mimi-je9go
    @mimi-je9go Před 3 lety +13

    (3:57) he looks like that one relative that you’ve been trying to avoid but shows up on thanksgiving

  • @ghost-pj9tm
    @ghost-pj9tm Před 4 lety +3349

    Eve was taken out of a man, so she's trans. they're right, it's not Adam and Steve. Steve is her dead name
    holy shit thank you so much for this many likes

    • @neuroticgurl0295
      @neuroticgurl0295 Před 3 lety +115

      this is GENIUS 🤗🤗🤗

    • @Stephanie-lk5jf
      @Stephanie-lk5jf Před 3 lety +309

      omg christians saying it’s not adam and steve are just respecting eves new name!! christian’s said trans rights

    • @kodykidkrow
      @kodykidkrow Před 3 lety +26

      YO OMG EeEeE YeS

    • @owouwu98
      @owouwu98 Před 3 lety +49

      Pansexual Adam hc

    • @kodykidkrow
      @kodykidkrow Před 3 lety +12

      @@Agent-cj5uk YESS

  • @krisnight2302
    @krisnight2302 Před 6 lety +231

    In ancient Japan, it was not uncommon for Samurai and the like to have gay lovers. They didn't have a problem with homosexuality until westerners got involved.

    • @lobstermilk
      @lobstermilk Před 6 lety +18

      Gay history is honestly the best history

    • @RamenNamen991
      @RamenNamen991 Před 6 lety +4

      I need a show for this now. I need a show for everything honestly

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 Před 6 lety

      TheLost DayDreamer there's plenty of manga out there, and fanfiction. I have too many.

    • @YourActualChild
      @YourActualChild Před 6 lety

      Luna Blue thanks westerners. Heck not just that, I’m Ancient Greece too it was the same, and yeah it was a bit of a power dynamic thing too but it still was seen as just fine socially.

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 Před 6 lety

      You were sooo close to being right.

  • @pixiesinthefog7312
    @pixiesinthefog7312 Před 6 lety +454

    The three dislikes are from the CZcams CEOs

  • @laurendaydreamerxx4132
    @laurendaydreamerxx4132 Před 3 lety +33

    "Find yourself in Jesus"
    Who's gonna tell him-

    • @Oh_No_1
      @Oh_No_1 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that

    • @C-eg8cm
      @C-eg8cm Před 3 lety +3

      I'm wheezing it took me a minute to realise plss 😭

    • @borderlinenocturnal6195
      @borderlinenocturnal6195 Před 3 lety +1

      Someone please explain it to me 😂 😂

    • @C-eg8cm
      @C-eg8cm Před 3 lety +2

      @@borderlinenocturnal6195 IN jesus if ya catch my drift

    • @borderlinenocturnal6195
      @borderlinenocturnal6195 Před 3 lety +1

      @@C-eg8cm oh. OOOOOHHHHHHHHH. OH OK.

  • @leafytea3
    @leafytea3 Před 6 lety +663

    Jesus had two dads.
    Let it sink in.
    My bisexual ass was quaking when I first realized it.

    • @Saphamidthegorilla
      @Saphamidthegorilla Před 6 lety +4

      Savannah Hebert how

    • @imsad6919
      @imsad6919 Před 6 lety +9

      *le gasp*
      Er ma gersh ur right 😂

    • @alwaysblessed2253
      @alwaysblessed2253 Před 6 lety +34

      wait he had two dads and a mom? never realized

    • @alwaysblessed2253
      @alwaysblessed2253 Před 6 lety +43

      Aïnhoa jesus had two dads because he had a worldly father which was god and a earth father who was joseph

    • @laylahale6292
      @laylahale6292 Před 6 lety +3

      Savannah Hebert omg your right

  • @WhyNot-qh7mg
    @WhyNot-qh7mg Před 4 lety +1265

    “CaN yOu bE gAy AnD a ChRiStIaN????”
    Me, living proof: ummmm
    Yes...

    • @redacted5795
      @redacted5795 Před 3 lety +16

      Same

    • @hec10
      @hec10 Před 3 lety +31

      You can be Catholic too and gAY aS HeLL

    • @sunsetseas
      @sunsetseas Před 3 lety +22

      @@hec10 Wow, I'm Roman Catholic but I'm gay as fuck. :0

    • @hec10
      @hec10 Před 3 lety +5

      @@sunsetseas SAME LOL. Well actually I'm bi but you get the point :)

    • @ariannairizarry251
      @ariannairizarry251 Před 3 lety +7

      Add me to more living proof

  • @lake7690
    @lake7690 Před 5 lety +241

    "I'm kinda tired" *He says shouting at a camera.* Meee too.

  • @jbrooks1664
    @jbrooks1664 Před 2 lety +12

    "Why y'all think im so funny? It's cause I hate myself." honestly same. depression makes the best jokes

  • @ciaraloch4107
    @ciaraloch4107 Před 4 lety +648

    "he took her out of his rib."
    Me: So...the first sexual relationship was basically clone based incest? Sounds legit.

    • @lemagloria
      @lemagloria Před 3 lety +14

      Chile...xD it more crazy than game of thrones

    • @radicalgal
      @radicalgal Před 3 lety +27

      Wait how did they populate? Oop

    • @Sir_Jordan2032
      @Sir_Jordan2032 Před 3 lety +17

      It said man shall not sleep with another man because America bribed the translator to make it into that.

    • @samuelreynolds8988
      @samuelreynolds8988 Před 3 lety +7

      Or eve is trans?

    • @wasabilover1293
      @wasabilover1293 Před 3 lety +15

      @@radicalgal the story isn't literal, its like sort of a myth it didnt happen. That's why i belive God actually created us throught evolution not "magic" or "miracle"

  • @hermionegranger9965
    @hermionegranger9965 Před 6 lety +358

    "What happened? Who's nudes leaked? Where do I buy?"
    I'm dead, this dude is hilarious

    • @frog5271
      @frog5271 Před 6 lety +1

      Today?? ......

    • @nellbug
      @nellbug Před 6 lety

      Hermione Granger hermione you are married! XD

    • @hermionegranger9965
      @hermionegranger9965 Před 6 lety

      Little Nell Why yes, Ron and I have been married for some time now...

  • @robynnhoud
    @robynnhoud Před 4 lety +4213

    Everyone else’s ads: Being gay is *bad!*
    My ad: Are you trying to connect more with your HORSES?

  • @tan-tan5913
    @tan-tan5913 Před 3 lety +15

    People : how are you so funny ?
    Mac / Me : ✨ Depression ✨

  • @juliettebaysinger46
    @juliettebaysinger46 Před 4 lety +1501

    I’m catholic and I’m bisexual, the Bible does not say that being gay is wrong, there are also over 150 versions of the Bible the one I used does not say being gay is wrong!!! As a Catholic we don’t claim them!!!

    • @carolinemadison
      @carolinemadison Před 3 lety +106

      oh my god some Catholics are good people woah

    • @hec10
      @hec10 Před 3 lety +18

      Same thank you

    • @turtlesarefantastic9620
      @turtlesarefantastic9620 Před 3 lety +94

      @Hannah Brown either way being gay is not wrong

    • @laurazamudio3936
      @laurazamudio3936 Před 3 lety +79

      I mean in Mathew 15 (which is quote by the add), doesn’t actually mention “Homosexuality”. When talking about evil thoughts, Jesus only said “sexual immorality “, that is a very big term. The term by itself is no that specific, it could mean homosexual, but it could also mean pedophilia or whatever. What I’m trying to say, is that the Bible has a lot to do with interpretation. I consider myself as Catholic, but I also understand that the Bible could be interpreted in sooo many ways. For example the KKK think that the Bible and God wants them to love only their own race, there are so many perspectives that come, not only from people’s experience, but also from how we as the human kind have translated the Bible into so many languages. I consider myself a heterosexual, but I’m still trying to understand my sexuality, and I’ve learn that God, for me is Love. We could not define any beliefs as true, as we don’t know all the truth. For me, I hope and believe God will not judge me by my race or sexuality, rather the love I had to myself and the people that surround me, regardless of their differences.

    • @tjltl
      @tjltl Před 3 lety +48

      Hannah Brown I follow christ and I dont think homosexuality is a sin!

  • @teibukhala9510
    @teibukhala9510 Před 6 lety +286

    Mack is the only CZcamsr that I can handle a four minute intro for

  • @hexfields8473
    @hexfields8473 Před 5 lety +1692

    I mean like Jesus has two dads and he turned out fine.....

    • @timeAmbassador
      @timeAmbassador Před 5 lety +39

      Bitch copied that shiiiet.

    • @only_aster1450
      @only_aster1450 Před 5 lety +29

      Lol they’re literally right next to each other for me, bitch be plagiarizing

    • @camerontofu5798
      @camerontofu5798 Před 5 lety +31

      That bich got nailed on a cross because why the fuck not!?!????
      I'm drunk *help*

    • @genevievebaske7469
      @genevievebaske7469 Před 5 lety +8

      @@camerontofu5798 we can really tell

    • @hayleywilliams4eva766
      @hayleywilliams4eva766 Před 5 lety +5

      No he didn't lol. Joseph was not really blood related to him just his carer/guardian. *Virgin* Mary?

  • @godofchaos9571
    @godofchaos9571 Před 3 lety +10

    Mac: I'm depressed
    Me: Welcome to the club. I would get up and do the depressed dance but I'm too depressed to get up.

  • @chenleschildsupport4268
    @chenleschildsupport4268 Před 6 lety +1155

    *cries in gay*

    • @thisgirl7373
      @thisgirl7373 Před 5 lety +6

      I really waned to like this comment but it has 69 likes and I thought it was perfect for this video.

    • @katiam9739
      @katiam9739 Před 5 lety +5

      i love ur profile pic

    • @jane.slaughter
      @jane.slaughter Před 5 lety +2

      Darralaama *same* 😍😍

    • @kahlen5196
      @kahlen5196 Před 5 lety

      is that BamBam in your profile pic?

    • @_annaaali
      @_annaaali Před 5 lety +2

      *dies in gay*

  • @itsdaija
    @itsdaija Před 6 lety +445

    "I think I'm depressed" *its lit* 😂😂

  • @Stormtheartist1
    @Stormtheartist1 Před 4 lety +2751

    “Can you be gay AND a Christian?”
    Me, a chaotic bisexual: YES

    • @SeeMeRowan
      @SeeMeRowan Před 4 lety +37

      Truly chaotic

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK Před 4 lety +15

      Gay girl Lutheran here hi

    • @kristenihde2308
      @kristenihde2308 Před 4 lety +59

      As a Christian & Bisexual, I agree

    • @demonofdarkness5058
      @demonofdarkness5058 Před 4 lety +21

      I liked this comment but then realized I was ruining the 69 and unliked.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 lety +29

      Same
      And thats me
      Bi and Christian lmao

  • @saigerandall2528
    @saigerandall2528 Před 5 měsíci +3

    whoever the hell wrote the subtitles deserves an award

  • @chirptheowl1716
    @chirptheowl1716 Před 6 lety +122

    As an amateur linguist, that wo-man comment physically and figuratively hurt all 14 dimensions of my soul.

    • @meganmcc6104
      @meganmcc6104 Před 6 lety

      ChirpTheOwl yeah lol a Tumblr thread abt "werman" and "wifman" changed my life, I legit thought like that before

    • @hmthisisit
      @hmthisisit Před 6 lety +6

      Let's first take a moment and realize he assumed the Bible was written in English. Is this common in America?

    • @anastasiamilossevich6546
      @anastasiamilossevich6546 Před 6 lety

      Aev probably

    • @Makaponpon
      @Makaponpon Před 6 lety

      Aev I mean, most Christians above the age of probably 7 know that it wasn't originally English (at least in my state)

  • @nataliealfera7225
    @nataliealfera7225 Před 6 lety +905

    Just a *NORMAL* Tuesday

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 Před 3 lety +582

    “She was taken out of a man” Bible has M-Preg

    • @lunarkitty1558
      @lunarkitty1558 Před 3 lety +56

      Omg catgirl556 just wrote a saucy new Bible fanfic! Check it ouut! 👁 👅 👁

    • @lunarkitty1558
      @lunarkitty1558 Před 3 lety +5

      /s lol

    • @lasvina3610
      @lasvina3610 Před 3 lety +45

      I WAS SO UNPREPARED FOR THIS COMMENT OH MY GOD

    • @mikkicky
      @mikkicky Před 3 lety +12

      @@lunarkitty1558 send link. I need some cursed content

    • @princesspeach7936
      @princesspeach7936 Před 3 lety +46

      So what they are saying is both are trans
      Adam- trans man
      Eve- trans woman

  • @valeriegarcia3247
    @valeriegarcia3247 Před 3 lety +1

    Those subtitles are a mood

  • @ice_ice_
    @ice_ice_ Před 6 lety +1781

    *I love how there is a gay couple in the Bible and no one talks about it*

    • @nicememe8416
      @nicememe8416 Před 6 lety +21

      100 mill subs without vids wait really cool

    • @nicememe8416
      @nicememe8416 Před 6 lety +10

      100 mill subs without vids I subbed

    • @Iamnoone989
      @Iamnoone989 Před 6 lety +12

      Really who ?

    • @ice_ice_
      @ice_ice_ Před 6 lety +9

      Look it up on google

    • @Iamnoone989
      @Iamnoone989 Před 6 lety +56

      100 mill subs without vids what the hell am I supposed to look up dude gay couple in the bible all thats gonna pull up is a bunch of homophobia but thanks though for the help I was just curious no need to be rude about it

  • @Someone.stole.my.sweetroll
    @Someone.stole.my.sweetroll Před 4 lety +362

    Homophobe logic: God made you the way that you are. So make sure not to be yourself 🙃

    • @MightyCows3000
      @MightyCows3000 Před 3 lety +4

      Thats pretty sad...

    • @Someone.stole.my.sweetroll
      @Someone.stole.my.sweetroll Před 3 lety +23

      @Layla Goodon-Witter honestly! So inconsistent and hypocritical...

    • @EvaSchneid
      @EvaSchneid Před 3 lety +7

      I’m Christian and bi and I agree with you, which is why I know I’m okay.

    • @lunarkitty1558
      @lunarkitty1558 Před 3 lety +18

      Like I was born with cancer why should I treat it and change what God gave me? 👁 👄 👁

    • @lxvenderjewel
      @lxvenderjewel Před 3 lety

      @Layla Goodon-Witter can i quote you on this-

  • @kateandashleykittycatkate5624

    Lol i saw another anti gay ad and in it it was like women are called woman because they must woo a man not another woman i started DIYING

  • @astroissleepy9536
    @astroissleepy9536 Před 3 lety +4

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even the quirky girl:
    The ads I see:
    WRITINGS NOT THAT EASY, BUT GRAMMARLY CAN HELP-

    • @angelfoodcake3277
      @angelfoodcake3277 Před 3 lety

      THIS SENTENCE IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT, BUT IT'S WORDY AND HARD TO READ.

  • @papyrusthegreat5539
    @papyrusthegreat5539 Před 4 lety +231

    If we’re all *made* to be straight, then why is it called *homo*-sapien instead of *hetero*-sapien?

    • @Indiegamefan-1987
      @Indiegamefan-1987 Před 3 lety +9

      (・_・;)

    • @nataliebasin5966
      @nataliebasin5966 Před 3 lety +39

      Why is it the *bi*-ble and not the -*-straight-* ble

    • @sonavirain571
      @sonavirain571 Před 3 lety +20

      This comment: exists
      Me, a nerd with PRIDE: don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it-

  • @khamanit1375
    @khamanit1375 Před 6 lety +113

    "why y'all think I'm so funny cause I hate myself" SAME MAC

    • @heatedcandle2421
      @heatedcandle2421 Před 6 lety

      MIN SUGA GENIUS I’ve never related to anything more😭😂

  • @timothy2491
    @timothy2491 Před 6 lety +101

    Just leave the gay at the metal detector

  • @cyb3rluv82
    @cyb3rluv82 Před 11 měsíci +2

    girl, one of those ads played before this damn video😭😭💀💀😂😂

  • @neviahdallas4083
    @neviahdallas4083 Před 6 lety +1206

    Bruhh... a anti-feminist ad came on before this video. CZcams needs to stop 😂😂

    • @shinrin1081
      @shinrin1081 Před 5 lety +4

      What do you mean by anti-feminist?

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify Před 5 lety +58

      @@shinrin1081 "Hey gurl, you were brought on this earth to be a suitable helper for men. Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."

    • @chaoscookie390
      @chaoscookie390 Před 5 lety +6

      @Eli :D lol

    • @veraa.d3843
      @veraa.d3843 Před 5 lety

      An* xx

    • @nightingale_55curse81
      @nightingale_55curse81 Před 5 lety

      +Hoodie Penguin Exactly.

  • @ParallelNoisee
    @ParallelNoisee Před 4 lety +766

    God I hate these Adam and Steve lovers...
    Adam and Tom would have made a much better couple 👬

  • @taeobama1730
    @taeobama1730 Před 6 lety +165

    I went to confession when I was 11 and I told the priest I was gay and he said that there is a group of lgbt priests that taught the catholic faith. I was told to believe in god when I was 11 but I liked *people* and I thought that *I* was wrong. That priest made my 11yr old heart so happy and I wish I could go back and thank him for reassuring me that I can be a lgbtq+ QUEEN!

    • @404usernotfound_
      @404usernotfound_ Před 6 lety +9

      Thomas Okal The kind of priest we all need XD

    • @parkthatjibootyyoongay7519
      @parkthatjibootyyoongay7519 Před 6 lety +4

      Haven't been to church in 9 years. I need to get my baptist ass to church one day. That's what I said two years ago.

    • @notquiteskywalker1821
      @notquiteskywalker1821 Před 6 lety +7

      I'm glad you had someone who reaffirmed, not just your faith, but that your faith had nothing against who you are as a person. That's awesome.

    • @michaeldollisondollison3652
      @michaeldollisondollison3652 Před 6 lety +3

      Damm. That prehist is the litteral god

    • @pornhubuser5078
      @pornhubuser5078 Před 6 lety +1

      that profile pic. I swear to god

  • @olivia_f
    @olivia_f Před 2 lety +1

    “Man shall not lay with boy”(or something like that)…..the quote everyone ALWAYS uses to justify homophobia, is actually talking about pedo……not homosexuality. Mac, keep being amazing

  • @sav2439
    @sav2439 Před 6 lety +126

    “I think I’m depressed” me too Mac

    • @nevilleoreilly3106
      @nevilleoreilly3106 Před 6 lety

      Premium Trash health risks of gay sex they have to wear adult diapers and tampons so as to stop the flow of fecal discharge among the gay community which dates back to the 1970's which describes heterogeneous group of ano rectal disorders found in men the syndrome results from having a lot of anal sex which the muscle that stool back to become loose and fail to control the bowl until one gets to the toilet... the human body was not designed to accommodate anal intercourse because the rectum is significant different from the vagina with regard to suitability... the vagina has lubricants that can help endure friction whereas the anus is a delicate mechanism that compromise of exit only passage.. the clinical diagnosis in decreasing order of frequency include condyloma acuminata hemorrhoids nonspecific proctitis anal fissure amebiasis benign polyps viral hepatitis gonorrhea syphilis anorectal trauma and foreign bodies shigellosis rectal ulcers and lymphogranulom venereum from conservapedia from having a lot of anal sex which the muscle that stool back to become loose and fail to control the bowl until one gets to the toilet... she also added that it becomes depressed and suicidal tendencies and turn to achall or drink and illegal drugs and they also feel insecure because off the bad odour they emit and have suicide tendencies and turn to achall or drink and illegal drugs.... lesbians also transfer s t d during lesbian sex a study at an Australia s t d clinic found lesbians were three or four times more likely to than heterosexual women to have sex with men who were high risk h I v infection.... put that In your pipe and smoke it... pride...

  • @rose-511
    @rose-511 Před 6 lety +1527

    FATHER MAC HAS BLESSED US WITH A POST 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @aarons3653
      @aarons3653 Před 6 lety +8

      OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MACDOESIT!

    • @lunajinks9872
      @lunajinks9872 Před 6 lety +2

      LPS Barking Cats and Purring Dogs 😂😂 I did

    • @lunajinks9872
      @lunajinks9872 Před 6 lety +2

      LPS Barking Cats and Purring Dogs you are very welcome! I love to do that. 😂😂

    • @shelah2300
      @shelah2300 Před 6 lety +1

      Rose -
      Ahem if I may just GORILLAZ

    • @ainsleymarie03
      @ainsleymarie03 Před 6 lety

      Rose - *daddy mac

  • @jasmine-km2lv
    @jasmine-km2lv Před 5 lety +1302

    Funny enough, I got a gay webtoon ad before this video

    • @reyiscoolest
      @reyiscoolest Před 5 lety +14

      Jasmine Is it uhhh what is it callledd. Well it’s a scary damn good webtoon but hehafbxbaysisjfb hurts ye heart

    • @ktkennedy7421
      @ktkennedy7421 Před 5 lety +62

      I got an 'Impeach Trump' ad

    • @stevestarved4684
      @stevestarved4684 Před 5 lety +15

      I got no ads

    • @Ash.Music.Covers
      @Ash.Music.Covers Před 5 lety +6

      I got a pride ad

    • @jvttblvck103
      @jvttblvck103 Před 5 lety +9

      All the web toon comics are gay romances I don’t know why 😂

  • @zendyasleftshinhair7557
    @zendyasleftshinhair7557 Před 3 lety +4

    "I think they're permanent..." damn right XD