The Wedding Invitation | Citizen Khan | BBC Comedy Greats

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  • čas přidán 21. 11. 2014
  • Mr Khan is supposed to send an invite to his daughters wedding to some old friends of his wife, but decides to give it to someone else instead. Subscribe: czcams.com/users/subscription_c...
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Komentáře • 90

  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 Před 4 lety +170

    The wife isn't in charge and yet she can still make him squirm and sleep on the downstairs sofa 😂😂😂

    • @happyfreeky
      @happyfreeky Před 3 lety

      Naz thank you, Captain Obvious

    • @pigeonlove
      @pigeonlove Před 3 lety +2

      The Koran says if the wives starts to think they ar in charge, take them to their beds and beat them. This is true Islam. Do not argue with the true word of Allah.

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea Před 3 lety +8

      @@pigeonlove no it doesn't

    • @mariamhussain7796
      @mariamhussain7796 Před 3 lety +4

      @@pigeonlove that's not true...

    • @emmk4992
      @emmk4992 Před 3 lety +3

      @@pigeonlove Do you realize Quran is not like Rumi's Literature... say what ever you want and at the end write "Rumi's Quote"to make it sound lilgit

  • @soph_c901x
    @soph_c901x Před 6 lety +93

    Calm down Dave 😂

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 Před 5 lety +2

      Is this where it comes from?

    • @gmmrk35
      @gmmrk35 Před 3 lety +1

      If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child
      It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc
      USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed.
      Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country
      But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine
      Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation
      They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion

  • @janesmith9024
    @janesmith9024 Před 2 lety +18

    He is so funny and he's right about marriages in all cultures - often women are in charge even if men don't like to admit it.

  • @bubble_queen_1219
    @bubble_queen_1219 Před 7 lety +273

    LOL 😂 he's so funny. like my uncle he caught it from a goat

    • @suejones675
      @suejones675 Před 6 lety

      tanishapoopyag

    • @khansheheyar
      @khansheheyar Před 6 lety +28

      Bubble_queen _121 "not like that they were good friends"

    • @sauban
      @sauban Před 4 lety +4

      He predicted the Coronavirus!

    • @abhisheksharma7861
      @abhisheksharma7861 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😀😀

    • @gmmrk35
      @gmmrk35 Před 3 lety

      If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child
      It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc
      USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed.
      Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country
      But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine
      Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation
      They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion

  • @sadu-mm6ld
    @sadu-mm6ld Před 7 lety +42

    😂😂😂 Citizen Khan always makes my day. Keep the good work up

    • @marylynch951
      @marylynch951 Před 4 lety +1

      I love this programme
      Been Irish I get the jokes
      It's a bit like the TV programme
      Mrs Brown's Boys
      The Irish Mother I am sure everyone has seen it ?
      Its Very funny too
      As you will know
      Mrs. Brown is played by the actor
      Brendan O Carroll

  • @alinawaz1730
    @alinawaz1730 Před 5 lety +97

    Lol never mess with missus in any culture

    • @emmk4992
      @emmk4992 Před 5 lety +1

      Lucifer Morningstar I am watching the series Lucifer now actually...

    • @anatine_banana_69
      @anatine_banana_69 Před 3 lety

      @@gmmrk35 wat?

  • @khipksy1888
    @khipksy1888 Před 2 lety +8

    He nailed the typing style of Desi boomer generation

    • @khipksy1888
      @khipksy1888 Před 2 lety

      @Balochi boy do you know every baluchi and mirpuri alive ?? Have you met them all?

  • @TomasOBrien
    @TomasOBrien Před 2 lety +7

    How have I never seen this show? It’s brilliant! Oh … I live in the USA and we can’t risk offending people.

    • @jshazgaming5953
      @jshazgaming5953 Před 10 měsíci

      That's why British comedy is so good but snowflakes are ruining it so it's nice to watch these old clips from the good old days when a joke was considered a joke and nothing more

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas Před 9 lety +17

    Gold.

  • @suren2313
    @suren2313 Před 5 lety +12

    I like this type of humour

  • @ikiliousdasylouiyasbdetyw9124

    Just good friends lol love that

  • @jakirahmed490
    @jakirahmed490 Před 4 lety +2

    Please upload all episode

  • @nitinkataria5002
    @nitinkataria5002 Před 5 lety +3

    Great stuff

  • @movieguy117
    @movieguy117 Před 3 lety +6

    It’s all fun and games when it is in a comedy show. But this shit happens in so many mosques across the US. There is always some people who treat the mosque as their own private country club. A person who is trying to fix the mosque. And everyone kisses the feet of the wealthy business man.

  • @warh1story563
    @warh1story563 Před 3 lety +11

    Mr Khan: what’s the problem?
    Dave: computer is not working (smacking the computer)
    Mr Khan in a funny tone: calm down Dave, this is the problem w u gingers very little patience

  • @ZainHoda
    @ZainHoda Před 6 lety +20

    That's Colin from Love Actually!

    • @lass-inangeles7564
      @lass-inangeles7564 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh yeah!!! Ha ha ha! Colin turned Muslim! He's tried everything!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @user-xl7fn9zf6b
    @user-xl7fn9zf6b Před 3 lety +2

    Good one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ka11am
    @ka11am Před 5 lety +199

    Daves more muslim that Asian two. others

    • @et0474
      @et0474 Před 5 lety +11

      Than those other two asians

    • @ctky478
      @ctky478 Před 3 lety

      ka11am this is hilarious... did they pick a ginger for a reason?

    • @tokyomobster3072
      @tokyomobster3072 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ctky478 probably because everyone feels comfortable shitting on gingers for some reason

    • @ChildOfTheWilderness
      @ChildOfTheWilderness Před 3 lety +2

      @@tokyomobster3072 it's not racist to mock gingers, but mocking white people for being Muslim would be

    • @tokyomobster3072
      @tokyomobster3072 Před 3 lety

      @@ChildOfTheWilderness didn't say it was racist, however it's kind of the same attitude interestingly. Plenty of gingers as children get bullied just because of the colour of their hair. The only difference is that it isn't systematic.

  • @jerrianjoyceandrada1638
    @jerrianjoyceandrada1638 Před 4 lety +10

    Reminds of mind your language

  • @user-xl7fn9zf6b
    @user-xl7fn9zf6b Před 3 lety +6

    Dek wy they cancelled this show it was soo funny

  • @alinawaz1730
    @alinawaz1730 Před 5 lety +10

    He's colin from love actually

  • @mahrufurrahman9759
    @mahrufurrahman9759 Před 4 lety +2

    Isnt mr javed the shopkeeper from this is england?

  • @akioukuzimi2461
    @akioukuzimi2461 Před 4 lety +6

    2:47 whats with that mouth thing he always does?? 😅😂

    • @takingabreak2636
      @takingabreak2636 Před 4 lety

      It's him clearing his throat

    • @akioukuzimi2461
      @akioukuzimi2461 Před 4 lety

      •{pink Cookie}• But why though? Is it a running joke I’ve missed?

    • @titansports3668
      @titansports3668 Před 4 lety

      When he tell a lie or hide something he did that mouth thing.

    • @wiszak9370
      @wiszak9370 Před rokem

      clearing his throat when he says something uncomfortable, typically when lying or admitting something.

  • @aagg6124
    @aagg6124 Před 4 lety +8

    If only they would have called microsoft support

  • @rahelhabtey9050
    @rahelhabtey9050 Před 8 lety +3

    😁😁

  • @mustezdcs6329
    @mustezdcs6329 Před 4 lety +1

    Hahaha

  • @darcy-maewindle5391
    @darcy-maewindle5391 Před 3 lety +1

    Osem

  • @meganmoore3413
    @meganmoore3413 Před rokem

    RIP Felix Dexter

  • @nitinkataria5002
    @nitinkataria5002 Před 5 lety +4

    No stamps. Ha Ha Ha.

  • @peanutsauce2923
    @peanutsauce2923 Před 4 lety +5

    This program is stuck I'm the 80s lol nothing compared to goodness gracious me

  • @joek2430
    @joek2430 Před 4 lety +5

    Hehe gingers r not safe!
    N I’m black!🤣🤣🤣

  • @parri._
    @parri._ Před 3 lety

    Hi

  • @farnazcassim9572
    @farnazcassim9572 Před 7 lety +2

    😂😂

  • @kaseyreed797
    @kaseyreed797 Před 4 lety +1

    You gingers 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @newsjuice7404
    @newsjuice7404 Před 5 lety +5

    Gingers😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt
    @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt Před 3 lety +1

    2:15 the Pak flag

  • @mahadayyynon140
    @mahadayyynon140 Před 6 lety +3

    Padu

  • @xylophone3764
    @xylophone3764 Před 3 lety +2

    C c corona virus 0:17 🤭

  • @michaelrampersant5680
    @michaelrampersant5680 Před 4 lety +1

    Why does he clear his throat like that

    • @wiszak9370
      @wiszak9370 Před rokem

      to relief his stress. typically happens when he lies or admitting uncomfortable thing.

  • @ayushkumar-bg1xf
    @ayushkumar-bg1xf Před 4 lety +4

    Welcome to londonistan

  • @ayaanzaman7786
    @ayaanzaman7786 Před 4 lety +1

    I am a sporting the shopping and

  • @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt
    @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt Před 3 lety +2

    Khan sab would be better

  • @estranged9410
    @estranged9410 Před 3 lety +3

    if I were Pakistani or had any Pakistani origins I would have loathed this series! it's full of negative stereotypes and it pictures the Pakistani culture in a very degrading light.

    • @TheInes5
      @TheInes5 Před 3 lety +1

      Take a chill pill. Humour is laughing about stereotypes.

    • @einsjam
      @einsjam Před 3 lety +6

      I am a Pakistani and the depiction of pakistanis is on point. Sometimes it's good to laugh on our own faults.

  • @MG-jk3qc
    @MG-jk3qc Před 3 lety +1

    not even pakistan guys talks about pakistan this much...line by line in every episode i am a pakistani i am a pakistani i am apakistani...kind of annoyinh...ya we get it you are pakistani...

  • @khalid6092
    @khalid6092 Před 3 lety

    Shame shame, bbc back to its old tricks about Muslims and Islam

  • @user-ll9zi4hr1i
    @user-ll9zi4hr1i Před 2 lety

    This fun should not be on Muslim. We are not like this man..i don't accept this