I Would Hire a Black Head Coach If I Owned a Football Team - True Story

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  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2022
  • If I owned a team I'd make sure the team captains and head coach were black
    From my 2012 special True Story, now available to download on Amazon
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Komentáře • 413

  • @anthonythomas7890
    @anthonythomas7890 Před rokem +171

    Man he goes right up to tht line! Never crosses. Great comedian 👏

  • @cee_xx
    @cee_xx Před 9 měsíci +16

    😂😂😂😂 Yooooo he's spot on about the Black Guy motivating everybody in the locker room 😂😂

    • @eriq54321
      @eriq54321 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Ray Lewis was good for that

  • @SpiritualSchmuck
    @SpiritualSchmuck Před rokem +75

    So true they passed that rule to stop black athletes from expressing themselves in the end zone. I love that part.

  • @IamSweetViolet
    @IamSweetViolet Před 8 měsíci +6

    Gary's physical comedy makes his delivery even funnier. He's here talking about end zone celebrations and showing an exaggerated version of how they're done. Hilarious!

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 Před rokem +22

    Gary indeed needs a Netflix special....ASAP!

  • @ItsAllLove4Real
    @ItsAllLove4Real Před 2 lety +43

    Not him skipping across that stage🙌🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @izunnamichael8761
    @izunnamichael8761 Před rokem +48

    I love this guy so much 😂
    He's always too funny

  • @peggydozier9941
    @peggydozier9941 Před 2 lety +155

    Gary the black coach talking to the whole team😂😂😂 .don't matter what race or gender..fair opportunity

    • @sawyerapolisentertainment696
      @sawyerapolisentertainment696 Před 2 lety +8

      Even to the water girl “them boys thirsty!!! Get yo shit together!!”

    • @peggydozier9941
      @peggydozier9941 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sawyerapolisentertainment696😂.

    • @jamesfowler7859
      @jamesfowler7859 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sawyerapolisentertainment696 lol... amen

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 Před 2 lety +8

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      G

    • @peggydozier9941
      @peggydozier9941 Před rokem +2

      @@redneckshaman3099 why would you comment that on my post. You think you are allow to disrespect with filthy dialect. You Will Learn Today!.

  • @dorindafulton
    @dorindafulton Před 2 lety +150

    As always, Gary knows how to entertain. 👍🥰🤗🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 Před 2 lety

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @gregorypruitt2021
    @gregorypruitt2021 Před 2 lety +28

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The foot shuffle got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs Před rokem +17

    Always keeping it real! The end zone celebration ban was blatantly targeting black players for having fun.

  • @davidbwoo
    @davidbwoo Před rokem +13

    3:19 Dang, that shuffle. I choked on my drink.

  • @JOHNROBERTCRUZ
    @JOHNROBERTCRUZ Před rokem +9

    GARY OWENS - Shows a time honored entertainment truth...When Black people are collectively fans of any artist, regardless of race, color or creed...they are devoted, loyal, forgiving and...
    100 PERCENT LOVING FANS !

    • @abiyamberber8773
      @abiyamberber8773 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Gary Owens has been around for a minute, he was my favorite person to watch on BET.

  • @Joshua-sw1dq
    @Joshua-sw1dq Před rokem +175

    Idk if Gary would have any material if he stopped using the white/black formula but strangely i never get tired of his sets. I got tired of most comedians doing the " black ppl do this" " white ppl look like this" routine, its played out but not with Gary. His delivery is just unmatched

    • @rosc2022
      @rosc2022 Před rokem +5

      Everyone can enjoy his humor and you see it in the audience. Comedy seems like such a minefield these days.

    • @jamesc8722
      @jamesc8722 Před rokem +6

      Comedians speak about the life they know, material comes naturally.

    • @denerobbins6563
      @denerobbins6563 Před rokem +2

      totally understand what you mean, I use to own def jam comedy dvd's back in the day, and all the black comics do black-and-white difference material and it gets to a point where it ain't even funny it's just straight-up racist and just cringe, one comic used the word Cracker like 100 times and every black person in the crowd was in tears over this one word, I just had to switch it off.

    • @jenniferhanses
      @jenniferhanses Před rokem +12

      I think it's because he has lots of daily observations from his personal life, and he's not afraid to make himself the butt of a joke.
      Though he does have other material. He did stuff on the military that was not about race, for example.

    • @HanginInSF
      @HanginInSF Před rokem +1

      It's medium played out imo

  • @summerrose8110
    @summerrose8110 Před 2 lety +573

    How does Gary Owen has no Netflix special?

    • @kings_chronicle592
      @kings_chronicle592 Před 2 lety +41

      I wonder the same thing but it's the politics

    • @louisalexander2647
      @louisalexander2647 Před 2 lety +19

      I thought he did lol... I know he had some special that recently came out

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch Před 2 lety +70

      Doesn’t appeal to the white crowd enough

    • @keshabrown8821
      @keshabrown8821 Před 2 lety +65

      He produces his own specials and sells them to Showtime.

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 Před 2 lety +9

      @@kings_chronicle592 Politics? Really? 🤨

  • @rosalindgibbs2980
    @rosalindgibbs2980 Před 2 lety +69

    Straight up funny G.O. you're so down to earth. 😂

  • @charlesdirdeniii9548
    @charlesdirdeniii9548 Před 2 lety +50

    Class act proud of you my brother.. Success is not how far you go its how far you come from.. Chucky d.. back in the day Palmdale….. keep shining bro

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 Před 2 lety

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      J

    • @jaydavis2793
      @jaydavis2793 Před 2 lety

      Wow, you actually know Gary?

    • @johnkelly1916
      @johnkelly1916 Před rokem

      @@jaydavis2793 I doubt they do lol just looking to get some likes

  • @raymondkezeli6013
    @raymondkezeli6013 Před rokem +6

    Gary Owen already done everything he isn't new in the game...he hosted Comic View on BET

  • @prestongray3119
    @prestongray3119 Před rokem +5

    😂😂😂 Gary is underrated Fr. Dude is funny.

  • @edwardhelb1139
    @edwardhelb1139 Před 2 lety +21

    Gary is awesome 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥❤️

  • @dadecountydevonhapner
    @dadecountydevonhapner Před 2 lety +5

    “Thanks for noticing coach” 😂😂😂😂

  • @NeilTruick
    @NeilTruick Před rokem +8

    G.O. is the OG! *Cookout Achievement Unlocked*

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 Před 2 lety +16

    Gary, you know you shouldn't lie like that 😂😂😂!!!!

  • @levijuneybeats
    @levijuneybeats Před 2 lety +16

    This was a great set! 😂💯

  • @carlphillips3876
    @carlphillips3876 Před 2 lety +8

    Gary is hilarious!!!

  • @ejiakadelight
    @ejiakadelight Před 2 lety +13

    This was so good!!!

  • @FamousLinez
    @FamousLinez Před 2 lety +4

    And above all else, his delivery 🤌🏾😂

  • @jaggall5493
    @jaggall5493 Před 2 lety +14

    Much love Mr.Owen to you ...Love your stand ups and Movies..Sorry However About what your going thru in your personal life right now..Keep Yo head up..Ya Boi Jag, Carol City

  • @niners2162
    @niners2162 Před 2 lety +16

    Hahaha foreign exchange from France hahahahaha

  • @Ad-Lo
    @Ad-Lo Před rokem +17

    I watched one of his acts last week. I was weary about cultural appropriation, but this one has just removed my skepticism! He went _right_ up to the line but never crossed it! Extremely talented! 🏆🥇

  • @craigpatterson6225
    @craigpatterson6225 Před 2 lety +14

    Gary 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏾✌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @bfreakshowoods
    @bfreakshowoods Před 5 měsíci

    what special is this !!!!!! this is amazing

  • @flightri2kgaming294
    @flightri2kgaming294 Před 2 lety +8

    Lmao those dance moves tho killed me

  • @RodZilla11
    @RodZilla11 Před 2 lety +8

    Absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @djaymitchell2561
    @djaymitchell2561 Před 2 lety +5

    Sooo underrated dawg 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @rogohophotos
    @rogohophotos Před 2 lety +83

    Got dammit Gary u get me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 Před 2 lety

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @talisav4602
    @talisav4602 Před rokem +2

    The Black coach is definitely talking to you too lmao

  • @setsuna7618
    @setsuna7618 Před rokem +4

    Gary deserves more omg.

  • @ejeter4710
    @ejeter4710 Před 2 lety +3

    THE G.O. is the real deal. I love his material

  • @Kenny_PL
    @Kenny_PL Před 2 lety +4

    Dude is great, love his stuff
    Btw, what Adidas shoes is he wearing?

  • @plummang2636
    @plummang2636 Před rokem +7

    Gary Owens crazy 🤣🤣🤣✌

  • @mikedubovs1574
    @mikedubovs1574 Před 2 lety +3

    Got to hear the black head coach .. story.. I had coach's of all kinds.. when they could do anything to us.. language.. running.. updowns.. anything.. smack us.. any thing.. we respected them.. they taught us allot.. and I have great friends because of that.. and football is a sport for men. Played by boys..

  • @sojournerwilliams7668
    @sojournerwilliams7668 Před 2 lety +3

    Love It! 😂😂😂

  • @nashse7en
    @nashse7en Před rokem

    bro that would be an amazing series episode.

  • @JamaicanMeCrazy
    @JamaicanMeCrazy Před rokem +1

    Approved.

  • @Zomgetsu
    @Zomgetsu Před rokem

    love you man

  • @AquarianOGTube
    @AquarianOGTube Před 2 lety +4

    You never miss...LMAO

  • @woodybostic1128
    @woodybostic1128 Před rokem +1

    Gary Owens is N*££a loved - we love 💗 this dude

  • @RoyalWuun
    @RoyalWuun Před 4 měsíci

    I know hes a comedian but the way he tells stories makes it extremely believe.

  • @Tha_Trigga
    @Tha_Trigga Před 2 lety +1

    Hey! We had a punter! We shall overcome and get a field goal kicker one day too!

  • @aprilhenderson6017
    @aprilhenderson6017 Před 2 lety +73

    Ok Gary, hook-up with Tyler Perry, Colin Kaepernick, Jay-Z and maybe David Steward IT billionaire and get a black owned NFL football team! You can do it 🥇

    • @blaketenison1200
      @blaketenison1200 Před 2 lety +5

      Kap can't even get signed to an nfl team but you think he can own one? 😂 you know nothing about what it takes to own a pro sports franchise

    • @daniaa1602
      @daniaa1602 Před 2 lety +3

      @@blaketenison1200 he can but they wont hire him loool big difference. with the right connections and a consortium they can create a team.

    • @blaketenison1200
      @blaketenison1200 Před 2 lety +2

      @@daniaa1602 he doesn't have the funds to even be a minority owner

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Před 2 lety +1

      @@blaketenison1200 and Gary does? this is a fantasy scenario

    • @oc6617
      @oc6617 Před 2 lety

      @@CorvusCorone68 I'm pretty sure Gary has way more money than Kap. He's been doing his thing longer and Kap hasn't been able to make money for years now.

  • @christinamoore1705
    @christinamoore1705 Před rokem +4

    Soooo funny!!🤣🤣

  • @tylercartwright7514
    @tylercartwright7514 Před 2 lety +3

    Real tears! 😂😂

  • @johnwatkins3824
    @johnwatkins3824 Před 2 lety +14

    I read the title and thought “wtf....a coach to monitor black heads!!!” I was thinking pimples and shit LOL 😂

  • @jonnyharding3646
    @jonnyharding3646 Před 2 lety

    This is a great bit

  • @darsellabiles2146
    @darsellabiles2146 Před rokem +1

    The pep talk sounds like a cheerleader chant!

  • @christhepk1407
    @christhepk1407 Před 2 lety

    what the actual hell man.. on the edge with that one G..LOL

  • @Jesuslover77712
    @Jesuslover77712 Před 2 lety +6

    Salvation is found in Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ loves you all

    • @mik7564
      @mik7564 Před 2 lety

      Yes family, He is King!

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 Před 10 měsíci

    😂😂 “ their not leaving were going to have to play “ 🤣🤣

  • @tashauntaylor3167
    @tashauntaylor3167 Před 2 lety +15

    Half way through nd... Man this man still funny is shit since I was watching him in 99

  • @tanyamartin8132
    @tanyamartin8132 Před 2 lety +4

    Love some Gary Owen‼️😂😂😂😂

  • @deborahjames8251
    @deborahjames8251 Před 2 lety +8

    Love me some GARY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lv41anothr60
    @lv41anothr60 Před 2 lety

    uh correction Gary, the head coach is talkin' to the kickers too! no doubt lol

  • @Bossmanewyche
    @Bossmanewyche Před 2 lety +2

    These are facts 🤣😂

  • @missyiscute09
    @missyiscute09 Před 2 lety

    He so funny 😂😂😂

  • @LogikalMindset
    @LogikalMindset Před rokem +1

    I cried laughing watching this 😅

  • @SMDTMD
    @SMDTMD Před 2 lety

    You are hilarious.

  • @feliciaturner9255
    @feliciaturner9255 Před 2 lety +2

    Hilarious!

  • @itzplayday5566
    @itzplayday5566 Před 2 lety +3

    Me and my team didn’t stretch but we won state 4 years in a row

  • @blacksheep1222
    @blacksheep1222 Před 4 měsíci

    Except for Drew Brees 😂 and he was a quarterback, Drew was the man in pregame he would have the ole fans ready to hit somebody 😂

  • @sugarz2u
    @sugarz2u Před 2 lety +1

    Yessir

  • @YAPPS600
    @YAPPS600 Před 2 lety +4

    I wonder if Gary watch USFL

  • @DaBadguy2012
    @DaBadguy2012 Před rokem

    Deon Sanders took Gary's idea and ran wit it! lol

  • @thisanitthat
    @thisanitthat Před 2 lety +2

    ⚫ : " WHAT TIME IS IT" ....😄

  • @KeCee1978
    @KeCee1978 Před rokem

    I’m crying 😂😂

  • @FedorMachida
    @FedorMachida Před rokem +2

    lol, I remember our first all Black school we played in High School. They were Oak Ridge. They showed up and all their players looked like grown men, ha ha. One of their players had a wife and 2 kids in the stands, lolol I hadn't even been laid yet. Shit.
    We got destroyed. They rushed for like 400 yards. We lost 56-3.
    Our school got smart and started recruiting all Blacks. We went onto win 7 State Championships and now are a Powerhouse.
    But, the main difference was in the Track Team. I remember we almost got lapped in the 4x400 relay against a Powerhouse team called Willowridge. I ran a 51 second 400 back then, but got smoked on my anchor leg by a Black stud, than ran a 48 in High School.
    Long story short, African Americans are the greatest athletes in Football, Track and Basketball. If you want to compete, you need to recruit as many as possible.

    • @FedorMachida
      @FedorMachida Před rokem +1

      @@punchforpound2808 I am just stating the truth. In Football, Basketball, Track, you need African Americans, or your team will not amount to crap. They are superior athletes in those sports.

    • @FedorMachida
      @FedorMachida Před rokem

      @@punchforpound2808 I always respect everyone's opinion. Thanks for your comments.

  • @NevaG2190
    @NevaG2190 Před 2 lety

    4:06 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deborahepperson2284
    @deborahepperson2284 Před 6 měsíci

    I agree, Gary Owen should have had a Netflix special awhile ago.

  • @texritter1736
    @texritter1736 Před rokem

    He was a French foreign exchange student... LMAO

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 Před rokem +2

    I don’t understand why black people don’t adopt to Gary more than they do. Dave Chapelle isn’t even funny and yet y’all go crazy for him.

  • @DanielDwightMusic
    @DanielDwightMusic Před rokem

    I've had this happen and yes....we lost.

  • @thebadbatchgaming918
    @thebadbatchgaming918 Před 2 lety +3

    Answer is 24, the word brothers and black lol

  • @ShawnSpeezy
    @ShawnSpeezy Před 2 lety +2

    I gotta work with you

  • @darsellabiles2146
    @darsellabiles2146 Před rokem +1

    Funny the peo talk sound like a cheerleader chant!

  • @nataliewollman-pf4qy
    @nataliewollman-pf4qy Před 9 měsíci

    He's respecting the African-American community!!!!

  • @theangelwearsprana1869
    @theangelwearsprana1869 Před 4 měsíci

    The black team was channeling their ancestors.....you should have been afraid😂

  • @Clemfandang0
    @Clemfandang0 Před měsícem

    H is so underrated

  • @chrisowen6759
    @chrisowen6759 Před rokem

    Fucking love this guy

  • @1981bearsfan
    @1981bearsfan Před 2 lety +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patriciaceja6112
    @patriciaceja6112 Před 2 měsíci

    Yea, like they win so much.

  • @woodybostic1128
    @woodybostic1128 Před rokem

    Gary Owens is too funny 😁 definitely black People approved funny 😁

  • @mzyvettecrenshaw9670
    @mzyvettecrenshaw9670 Před rokem

    I'm a big fan. I want to know, because you're married to a black woman, who gave you a pass to were you can make all these black jokes? Your whole routine is black oriented comedy.

  • @georgecosrove3651
    @georgecosrove3651 Před rokem

    Travis Kelce being the exception.

  • @donaldwparker6935
    @donaldwparker6935 Před 2 lety +2

    Funny as all get out!

  • @dtcoachdtreacts
    @dtcoachdtreacts Před 2 lety +1

    Sounds like he played Euless Trinity 🥴😂

  • @ShawnSpeezy
    @ShawnSpeezy Před 2 lety +1

    Who’s your management?

  • @nataliewollman-pf4qy
    @nataliewollman-pf4qy Před 9 měsíci +1

    I've been around both cultures they do exactly what Gary is talking about get out of town!!!! Be real!

  • @LucaVespa99
    @LucaVespa99 Před 2 lety

    Oh shit the whole time I was thinking “ is he going to do it???????”

  • @isaacmartinez7557
    @isaacmartinez7557 Před rokem

    Everybody talking bout “that line” just stfu and laugh. Y’all like women I swear can’t laugh unless you agree 😂🤣

  • @Victoria2K
    @Victoria2K Před 2 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂