The Nancy Kerrigan Attack
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Do the patty hearst story my grandpa was her bodyguard
Dank missed a perfectly good opportunity to describe Sean as "just having the body of Steven Seagal". Smh 😤
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Dank: I sound awful because I'm sick
Weird, I thought you just sounded Scottish.
lol I was gonna comment this
He's Scottish?
@@alaskansummertimefor now, yes. 😂
Ya know, I was gonna make that joke myself, but I thought it was too based. I'm glad you were above that.
A very well hidden insult...
Why the fuck did he headbutt the glass when he had a god damned baton.
Right? This definitely was no team of masterminds.
don’t know why but all the shaun’s and shane’s i’ve met would do the exact same thing 😂
Roids plus not smart in the least
This is the question that everyone with a working brain asks. That's the problem though, they have A WORKING BRAIN.
Damn Oregon rednecks!
Tonya Harding's bodyguard might have been incompetent, but give the man credit: he talked Harding's psycho husband down from the assassination idea. So there's that I guess.
Incompetent is a very, very light way of saying psycho. Maybe less so than Harding's husband, but dude was also a psycho
That's optimism right there yikes
Weird thinking Kerrigan might owe her life to wannabe Paul Blart, in a manner of sorts
Yeah,, it's weird,, he smacks her around and then does this demented white knight thing... I don't think he had enough in the ballzack to actually carry out a hit though... But hey,, trailer park blondes are REALLY hot,, ahem,, I mean,, that's what I heard... Yeah that's it,, I heard that...
@@tdbla98.. they were all psycho,, it's a trailer park thing,, I'm surprised they didn't pay him in meth lol...
Go away, Colin Kaepernick!! THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE A KNEE!! 😆
That one is a classic 😂😂😂
Greatest. Comment. Ever!!!
Nicely played, Sir. 😂
Hell yeah!
He’s only grifting at this point, I highly doubt he wants to play again.
That’s what you get for hiring Dale Gribble as a mercenary.
There would have been a lot more pocket sand.
Lmao🤣
I'm from the Portland Area and when I was 7-8 years old my dad told me about this, Tanya coached at the skating rink in the mall and I went right up to her and asked her why she beat up the other lady with a stick, She raged hard and I ran away yelling "don't hit me with a stick". I got grounded for that but I still laugh about it to this day.
Hilarious if this is true lmao
Isn't she banned from coaching too?
@@actiondork banned from coaching at federation sanctioned events but probably not at a rink in a portland mall training little kids
Poor thing. Get far the fuck away from Portland
Likely never happened but anons like to lie about being edgy.
I love how this channel has become a teaching tool for Zoomers to learn about things that family guy jokes about.
I was going to say this is the most “old person on the internet” comments section I’ve ever seen… there’s literally a Colin Kaepernick comment for some reason?!
I enjoy the videos but there’s a ton of boot licking in the comments section lol!
S tier comment mate
People still watch Family Guy?
@@heimbiggysmallz thanks bud
@@MasonMsotsos What are you even talking about?
Tonya Harding was apart of one of man’s greatest entertainment achievements. The tv show worlds dumbest criminals hosted by the worlds dumbest celebrity criminals.
I loved that show 🙂
That show basically made some of those guys lovable again for a number of people. Almost like an atonement.
@@seosamh.forbes Everyone does stupid stuff sometimes.
I think Tonya did a great job on the show. She turned out to be smarter than I would have expected
@@robertmoffett3486 Man, it's been such a long time since I saw the show, but I remember that Tonya always had some of the best takes. I miss that show.
If Self-Destruction Was An Olympic Sport I'd Be Tonya Harding
Based
$B hell yeaaah
Boom bang Bing. 👏
It's a pretty good track
So you'd be banned from competing?
Whoever thought to hire Nancy Kerrigan to star in Footloose On Ice is a marketing genius.
Underrated comment lol
that's not funny 🤣
This is a perfect lesson in why its not good idea to compare your life to other people's.
Woe to those that stay up late plotting
I know the “WHYYYY” thing is funny, but goodness gracious if I don’t feel awful for Nancy. Pain is fucking brutal, and an injury like that is devastating. My chronic pain can lead me to slurring my speech, being unable to swallow (and as such, I drool), stumble around, and black out. It’s HUMILIATING, because you can’t do anything about it, at all. This poor woman was just attacked, and her initial reaction went down as a meme.
Again, it’s a hilarious meme! Just, tragic in context.
Honestly, she could have been genuinely confused in addition to the pain
@@jarrettadams4102 if someone kneecapped you for no reason out of nowhere you'd be confused as well
I don't think it's funny at all. It's fucked
I know Nancy Kerrigan might not have been portrayed as a nice person of humble beginnings, but shen she got hurt and was crying I felt really really badly for her. She didn't deserve it AT ALL and didn't ask for it. Poor gal.
Who asks to get their knee broken from a baton whack?
Yeah it's pretty fucked up that her worst moment became a meme as Dankula stated, like why tf would the public find a recording of a women who suffered a vicious attack and possibly destroyed her dreams to be funny or amusing?
@@HeroSword_P I don't recall anyone thinking it was funny, at least not what happened to her, her repeating of it.
But if you go back to that original Susan Blackmore (that's the name, right?) idea of a "meme", it's just one of those ideas that spreads unintentionally like a virus. You're not necessarily making fun of her if your head first goes to the thought "why, WHYYYYY"
All I know is that for about a year in middle school it was hilarious to run up behind your friend, whack him in the knee and yell "Nancy Kerrigan!!!"
😹🤣😹 I don’t think anyone at my school did that, but that’s hilarious. Did anyone fall down and scream “why me, why me” after having it done to them?
And to think Oksana went on to skate with a broken ankle that same year. She didn’t even bat an eye or shed a tear…where anyone could see anyway. It’s sad when a kid can comport herself and complain less than a grown adult.
I REMEMBER THAT!
I had totally forgotten how much my friends and I did that. 🤣🤣🤣
@@M.Campbell-Sherwood Have you ever been attacked out of nowhere and had your knee broken? No? The fuck do you know then?
He moved his car every 30 minutes to avoid suspicion. Ah yes, brilliant.
Im sure when he was told to avoid suspicion at the rink, he walked in and said, "Im not hear to break anyones knees guys, dont look at me, durp".
Thank you for giving Nancy more attention than Tonya.
Its disgusting how the media loved Tonya
Wasn't there a movie recently with Tonya as the main character, played by the Harley Quinn lady, saying it was all the mom's fault?
The movie was from 2017 and was called "I, Tonya" and had Margot Robbie as the lead.
The media doesn’t love Tonya, they love the train wreck that is Tonya Harding. Also, the media loved Nancy she went from not expecting to medal to being the American face of the Lilihammer Olympics. Nancy’s performance might still be one of the highest rated Olympic events ever.
@@simonkevnorrisActually wasn't a bad movie. The Sean Ekhart actor did a good job. And Margot Robbie is usually decent.
@@flibbernodgets7018 lol yup! "I,Tonya" wasnt too bad but still, too much attention on the wrong people.
"And I am somewhat cheeky and non compliant" I feel that that's a huge understatement.
As soon as he started talking about how effective those batons are, I already suspected how he knew this. God bless his cheeky arse :)
@@IridiumRedTheOrigina pretty sure they have springs or smth inside basically to vibrate the ever loving fuck out of your bones to maximise the ouchie
@@frindgey2165 Nah they're just steel. You know how if you bend one of those extendable antennas it won't go back together anymore? An extendable baton will break your knee and still go right back together no problem. You can darn near chop a tree down with that blunt object and it'll still telescope in. I have one (from amazon) and the thought of that thing striking bone with any oomph behind makes me shudder. It's just the centripetal force of you flicking the baton that extends it, then you have to SLAM it into really hard ground to get it back together. I've taken it apart too. All the parts are hollow to fit down inside one another and nothing like a spring or anything at all in the middle.
I got to give props to VH1 for giving Tonya Harding the cushy job she had on the world's dumbest shows.
Yep!! Wasn’t it like World’s Dumbest Criminals that she provided commentary for, along with some idiot, no-name comedians who aren’t even popular anymore (if they ever were)??
That’s pretty rich I must say that she had that job 😂
That’s my primary exposure to Tonya Harding and I love her for that.
Wasn't that TruTV though?
@@winlover37hmm dunno. Maybe tru tv bought that show. It's been awhile
I remember her selling autographed photos at the gas station.
For quite a while after this happened, you couldn't turn on a TV without hearing about it. It was bigger than the recent Johnny Depp/Amber Herd legal drama.
"Recent"
@@YanDoroshenkobecause it was
Or how states are removing child labor laws.
@@GrumpyIanlook at the popularity of Minecraft, the kids yearn for the mines...
Joking aside, companies will do literally anything other than pay a living wage.
Wait until the Zoomers learn about Lorena Bobbitt
I remember this well. I’m about Tonya & Nancy’s ages. I’d never heard of either of them until this happened. How it played out was that no one really liked Nancy. She just didn’t come off well in the media. It wasn’t that we thought it was ok or that she deserved what happened to her, just that she was kind of boring and snooty. She almost disappeared from the story and Tonya’s antics took over. Because Tonya was a *TRAIN WRECK* And everyone loves to rubberneck a train wreck.
This is why Nancy is still living the dream, and Tanya, well who knows
Remember, kids, jealousy and envy WILL destroy you.
watcht the movie 'i, tonya'. its AMAZINGLY well dome. and an A-list cast
@@randomtology2173that movie is the only reason why I even know of this whole fiasco. Really good movie, idk how accurate it was but it painted an interesting picture of who tonya was
@@PoptartParasol im shocked it kinda flew under the radar, it was so good, and pretty frikin accurate, actually. alot of research went into it, even by the actors. and i remember when it actually happened!
I skated in Denis and Hyannis as a child and met her a few times. No one thought Nancy was snooty she was incredibly kind and humble, She was just dedicated to skating and not into going out to party every night.
Love the logic abusers try to use. "I love her so much I'm gonna punch her in the nose!" not even Eval Kineval could make that jump.
And he was a sack of crap too
The logic is very simple, as all flawed logics are. You can't allow your loved ones to commit mistakes, less they'll get themselves in some sort of trouble. Reprimands are in order when mistakes are repeated, to disuade repetition.
I work at a restaurant in Annapolis, Maryland, and I actually waited on a table Nancy Kerrigan and her family were at. She’s genuinely such a sweet person, seems to be doing great now.
Did she eat her corn?
Now maybe more mooks younger than I will understand the "Took a pipe to the knees" reference as not something to do with Skyrim.
I watched this play out in real time when I was a child. My mother loved ice/figure skating and gymnastics. I loved watching the olympics and when this shit when down it was absolutely insane. Never forgotten.
Same, mate. Was a wild era
My mom didn't like figure skating, but she loved the Olympics. I remember we watched 'eddy the eagle' in real time when I was 5. I remember after this incident we kinda stopped watching them in full, and just watched the highlights on the news. Then the Atlanta bombing happened and we kinda got out of it
Same here!
Shawn Eckhardt is straight out of a central casting call for “inept criminal.” I seriously could not believe it when I saw the guy. His interview with Diane Sawyer where he keeps insisting he’s a special counter-terrorism agent is like a comedy routine.
Sounds like Steven Seagal or Frank Dux
He definitely is special
The very first time I saw an image of Tonya Harding, having never even heard of her before, I thought to myself, "She's from a trailer park." Crazy how the trailer park gets into your hair and face like that.
If you know how to see it, you can read just about everything in a person's face. I've seen in my own life how accurate that can be. That's what separates the truly great actors from the simply decent ones, they can fool even that skill
I went to high school with Nancy kerrigan’s nephew. We had a sociology class together, and our teacher waited to show I,Tonya until after he graduated lol.
I laughed out loud when Dank said he's been on the business end of a telescopic baton more than once. Sorry Dank, I couldn't help it
That's the point its a joke
Ba dum tish
@@Bassmasterwitacaster yes but being hit by one isn't
The bodyguard was more similar to Steven Seagal than we knew at the time.
As a kid when me and my siblings would ask our parents why we were doing something boring like errands My parents would respond saying “whyyy whyyy” in a really whiny voice. It wasn’t until I was older when they told me, they were mimicking the video of Nancy Kerrigan after being attacked when they said Whyyyy? to us like that.
😂😂😂😂 that’s awesome
@@Willrocs we were from near the Portland area my mom said she use to see Tonya skating at the malls ice rink
Back in 2016 I helped demolish the skating rink in Portland at the Lloyd center mall where she grew up practicing. Old man who ran a jewelry stand next to it for decades said she was a huge pain in the ass and had numerous altercations with her in her younger years.
Which one?
@filmandfirearms can't remember the guys name he was I believe Iranian and that kiosk hadn't been moved in forever. When we moved it for the demo we found old rap promo's from the early 90's where he had lent out bling for music videos
@@clayhackney3514 Which woman? You say "her" about half a dozen times, but you never specify who you're talking about
@@filmandfirearms "Grew up practicing" and "Portland" tell you who he's referring to.
@@harshbutt I didn't make the Portland connection, but "grew up practicing" is completely non specific
My mom always made reference to this I genuinely thought it was just a story not a real life occurrence. I know my history but I can admit I was completely oblivious to this actually happening.
same with my mom she was a figure skater and i didnt get the reference until now.
@retroblue2103 mine works in a book shop I just always thought she was talking about a book or some corny 80s movie lol
Giving away my age here, but this was a major, major story when I was a kid. Gigantic and VERY public scandal, of the type that just wasn't supposed to happen.
@@Tinandel So if you didn’t catch the evening news that night or that weekend, would you just never see the video again?
No. This story was in the news for weeks. @@edyflak
I had the misfortune of living and working in the Portland area during the whole circus.
The detective that ended up with the case drew the short straw as nobody wanted to be anywhere near it. He had a collage of the mugshots of Gillooly, Eckert, and Stant photoshopped as the Three Stooges. When pressed for details he would just point to it and say “Not a normal functioning brain cell between them”. There was a firm belief Harding was the “mastermind” as the three co-conspirators were too stupid to have done it on their own.
As for Harding, the area she comes from is charitably a “predominantly white, persistently economically depressed high crime” area. She is most certainly a product of her upbringing. The saying was “you can take the girl out of southeast, but you can’t take the southeast out of the girl.
The media circus was unbelievable. In order for officers to enter the jail with an arrestee is a secured ramp that goes under the jail and to the intake area. When rumors started around the time Harding was to be taken into custody, the world media swarmed the public end of the ramp. Officers had to announce over their loudspeakers “I do not have Tonya Harding in this vehicle. I only have a run of the mill criminal” to get them to move out of the way. Their disappointment was palpable
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The funniest part of all of it to me is the fact that Oksana Baiul won the gold when the Olympics finally arrived.
Although to be fair, she was the favourite
Dear God I remember watching this live when it happen... Damn it Dankula, stop making me feel old.
I remember when this first happened I just thought some guy attacked Nancy Kerrigan out of the blue. And because of that absolutely meme-worthy "WRRRRY?! WRY ME?!" wailing a lot of people actually thought that Nancy Kerrigan might have staged it herself for some reason.
I know you can’t control public opinion, but why would a skater actively sabotage her own career?
@@trygveplaustrum4634
Sympathy was what some guessed at.
Also... It didn't really sabotage her career. If anything, she benefited somewhat from it. Although I'm sure in the moment it seemed like it was a career ending prospect.
The crazy part was Tonya went to the Olympics and with the whole world hating on her still finished eighth.
Based Tonya
And Nancy with her injury 2nd.
Speaking of Steven Seagal, he'd make quite the topic for a Madlad. A crazy action movie actor and martial artist with an ego the size of Russia and a completely grandiose but fabricated backstory of his life and accomplishments (and loves to hang out with Putin for some baffling reason).
If I recall wasn't he the first non Japanese person to open up a dojo in Japan?
@@jkee9760 That was because he married the daughter of the Aikidoka who initially owned the dojo.
Because hes a world leader, its really not that baffling.
He's also the reincarnated dali Lama
@@afroteddybear didn't know that part. But I do remember him saying he had to fight off the yakuza for it. Lol dude be wildin. Rob Schneider (or David spade) have a very funny story about him.
Props for the vast amount of different stuff you cover, all to recruit people to the n@zi pug society 😂
Hey, that's a US Justice you're addressing
Closed caption: Tonya’s parents divorced when she was 60
Me: yeah, it’s called death. Divorce the cheap way
I forgive you Dank for not including that Tanya was a presenter on the show "TruTV Presents: World's Dumbest" in your "what she did after" section as you might not have know about it. 😁
To be fair, it's overdubbed unfunny crap, like most of the "top funny" tv shows. Only thing going for it is it doesn't feel as committee-driven.
@@DoomieGruntVentures It's a ya turn it to that and casually watch as you do something else show, since it doesn't require a whole lot of attention.
I'm surprised he didn't mention her arrest and conviction for domestic violence after she threw a hub cap at her boyfriend's head. It came as a surprise to no one that she was living in a place that had hub caps lying around.
Also for overlooking her short stint as a “professional boxer” and equally short stint as a “professional wrestler”
@@markmatsushima7356 Dankula mentioned her boxing record.
I remember when this happened, my mom was so shocked by it and we couldn’t believe someone would do something so brutal.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that Tonya's ex hubby released their honeymoon video. Tho as someone who has seen it, it is much more enjoyable watching Tonya screw up a triple Lutz than watching her screw.
It was pretty dirty.
@@mulvaneysjockstrap turn safe search off and Google Tonya and Jeff honeymoon video. It should pop up pretty quick.
Does anyone else remember that South Park episode where they loop Nancy Kerrigan's crying voice randomly over the episode multiple times? That's a weird pop culture moment burned into my brain lol.
I was a kid when this happened and after this assumed figgure skaters routinely did crazy sh$t, like busting knees with crowbars.
Nothing quite so cruel, but some of the Pre-Preliminary-Novice ladies are absolutely evil to each other out of jealousy and competitive pressure, and their moms are even worse. The guys kinda just roll with it. Some assholes but most of us were buds, there are simply not enough male figure skaters for the competition to get that heated.
It certainly doesn’t help that USFSA definitely props up skaters for their image rather than due to their skill. You can absolutely be a shoe in for Olympics/Worlds and be passed over by a golden child who placed 8th at nationals. I’m surprised things like this don’t happen more frequently to be honest.
I was working in a restaurant on the opening shift when this all went down and made the news! We were watching Nancy Kerrigan screaming, "Why, why, why!" while holding her knee at the restaurant's bar tv. We all busted out laughing and for about a month we would all scream, "Why, why, why!" when anything went wrong or we were hurt somehow. GOOD TIMES!!!
Well, considering how hard Tonya worked and how biased judges were against her, I can see how she felt undermined, and resorted to undermining someone the judges obviously preferred.
My sympathies go to Tonya
Growing up, Tonya harding was my neighbor. She's an absolute nut case. It's well known in my little hometown, if you drive by the court house on pretty much any day of the week. Her rust bucket of a Ford bronco will be parked outside 😂
We should just call pre-internet memes 'proto-memes'
I'm just old enough to remember this being all over the news.
Same. I remember a kid at school getting yelled at by teachers for interrupting our walk to recess by sitting down and grabbing his knees crying out "MY LEGS!! MY LEGS!!"
I remember this barely. I don’t remember Ruby ridge but do remember Waco and all of the OJ stuff (not that I cared about it back then). I also remember a family member getting married 2 weeks after Ruby Ridge so it’s pretty specific.
Dank robbed me for my Raycon Everyday Headphones the other day. He said "Everyone will believe you cause it's in character." So true Dank, so true.
Wild story.
Jealousy and envy.
Oh, and dumb bros.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek!🇭🇰🇺🇸
Back in my day, when athletes took a knee.........they TOOK a knee. 🤣
This happened when I was in middle school. There were so many juvenile jokes made on the football field. Especially when someone got injured slightly and made a big deal out of it. Or if someone got blindsided it was called a Tanya harding
42 seconds after the upload? Perfect timing. Let's go boys! Much love from across the pond my favorite Scotsman
Surely this isn't your first time coming after 42 seconds......
@@thatlittlevoice6354 L O L
Fun fact my aunt is Tonya's cousin. Small world, she hung out with my parents sometimes
"Cheeky & defiant!" thats why we love you Dank
I remember when this happened my mom was so pissed off it was the first time I ever heard her swear.
Am I the only one who wanted to comfort poor Nancy?🥺
Same. Imagine getting attacked out of nowhere and your confused an in terrible pain-of course she’s going to ask why.
Nope, I don't comfort women because I know they wouldn't do it for me
@@-bubby9633 how to say you have mommy issues without saying you have mommy issues
@@-bubby9633 maybe dial back the Nick Fuentes for a bit
I wanted to comfort Tonya
I always think of Robin Williams with this one, talking about the 2002 Winter Olympics pairs figure skating scandal over judging. "At this point, I'm going 'Where is Tonya Harding when you need her?!' Tonya wouldn't be doing that whole Canadian 'Oh, I'm so happy to be screwed, eh! ^-^' Tonya woulda been on that judge like shit on velcro! She'd be going 'Gimme that medal, you French whore!'"
I get my sewing machines repaired in Stoneham, MA. We still talk about Nancy and Tanya around here lol.
What a bunch of scumbags, attacking an innocent woman like that
The judges were biased against Tonya, she worked harder
@@cornixdemetrius7883She literally had a girl's knee broken because she was coping and seething. No excuse for it.
i remember my mom being super pissed about this when i was a kid. my mom was a competitive figure skater back before she was my mom so i guess it makes sense to me. thanks for another great video Sir Dankula. 😎
Ah yes the absolute batshit madness that was the Tanya harding gambit
Because of this, whenever my dad grabbed a hammer, he called them "the Tonya harding," and so hearing this when I grew up, I now call it the same
I was in high school when this happened. It was the living embodiment of "shit show."
This was some serious beef when I was little omg
Thank you for covering this
Oh, so that's where the "Why, why" soundbyte came from. That's absolutely horrible.
He thought the tape of him and his accomplice planning the crime would be useful for advertisements for his bodyguard company....That's some Always Sunny in Philadelphia level reasoning right there.
Been posting a lot lately dank, appreciate it ❤️
You'll never suffer more than in your own head.
This story was WILD
Fun potential fact, an old box of mine who used to run a gun store that I worked for went to Milwaukue high School (Oregon) at the same time that Tonya Harding did. Apparently they dated for a while but she was kind of a psychopath so he claims that he took a dump on her Volkswagen bugs dash after they had a particularly crazy break up .
Probably a tall tale but I thought it was hilarious
I've been at the receiving end of her rage personally, She's vicious.
I saw you call a dude a moon today, he was clearly the sun
Had no idea i needed dank to cover this.
I always wanted an in depth dive into this situation, and who better to educate me?? It’s the libertarian accent that gets me
I remember this as a kid they'd play it on the news all the time, WHY WHY WHY? LOL😂
"Somewhat cheeky and non-compliant."
Oh really? I would never have guessed...
I must say, I could not have predicted this particular topic of discussion. Good job being unpredictable.
Tanya harding's front portion of her hairdo was known as the "Clackamas Claw".
I knew a chick in 1992 who called fluff that stuck out in front, "antlers". I've called it that ever since.
Saw Jeff Gillooly at a bar one time. My friend said something to him real cool like we just thought it was a trip. He finished his beer and promply left.
Oh boy!
Was watching a VGG video and dude calls his hammer Tonya. I absolutely stole his idea and even upped the ante. My smallest, loudest, and nastiest chainsaw was affectionately dubbed 'Greta'.
Oh I remember this mess.
Me and my dad sat next to Nancy Kerrigan and her daughter on a plane once. Only reason I know who she is, considering I was born in 99, well after her relevance.
I always wonder if I’m sitting next to someone famous. I’ve had a few times where other passengers have recognized people, usually sports stars. I did see one famous basketball player who really stood out (mostly because he only carried on a suit and was massive and treated in luxury despite the plane not having a 1st class). I recognized the name but don’t remember him.
@@settame1Shaquille O'Neal?
Jesus, It's like a real life episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia; the fucking bodyguard angle is the cherry on top
It's not every day we get a good ending from these types of Dank's videos but I'm sure glad this one ended on a high note.
I used to work at a dry cleaners in Massachusetts and Nancy would come in usually once a week and I'd ALWAYS ask her name and she'd scoff and say "nancy KERIGAN" and stare at me like I was an idiot. when I'd see her stuff hanging up I'd tear off the tags so she'd have to wait for EVER for us to "find" it haha
Idolized forever by Weird Al.
Once, there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecaps
@@XokoyHmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
Women, they're totally innocent angels that'd never tell a lie, or manipulate men into doing things for them that they can't physically do, of a nefarious nature
Men do it with money women do it with sex ... We are both weak
@@djdeemz7651 sad but true
@@djdeemz7651 Men are still stronger all around/overall
I absolutely love Women. I cherish Women unconditionally. They are gorgeous, and deserve my protection and pedestalisation indefinitely.
Women doing something "bad", is usually because a Man made her do it. Women are sugar, spice, and everything nice!!!!!
Everyday should be international Womens day.
Witchcraft is real. Not that movie shit. Sex magic is the real magic
I'm glad Nancy recovered and found success while Tonya didn't :)
“Apparently I’m a cheeky and uncooperative fella.”
Same
Tonya Harding was the better skater, but Nancy Kerrigan had better promoters, I remember how the affection switched from Tonya to Nancy based on public appearance. it didn't matter because they were both second place to Kristi Yamaguchi, a cute Asian chick that skated like wilting flower.
Funny Scottish Santa man cures my depression for christmas
I was around 10 and in Canada (where they take ice dancing a little more seriously) when it happened, and yea to this day I have that recording of Nancy's voice " WHY?! WHY?!" burned into my brain.
'But before we get started...' *queue the obligatory xylophone and ukulele music*
Figure skating is crazy man lol my daughter is currently skating at a high level and things get intense at competitions, even the jealousy at practice with girls she’s skated with for awhile is getting ridiculous
Hot take: that's just the nature of women. Try working in a female dominated environment. Try asking anyone who has done that if not. Get a feeling for the vibes around.
I'm surprised you didn't cover Tanya's debacle at the olympics after this issue with her shoe breaking and I think 10th place finish. I was a younger teen during this and I was actually cheering for Tonya until the attack. Did not like Nancy at all cause I thought the same things about her that you mentioned Tonya did lol. Really liked Oksana Baiul for those Olympics cause I thought she was so cute. (I was a younger teen remember lol)
I always thought the skate issue at the Olympics was the cherry on top
I'm addicted to the DANK 😂😮🎉
Truly the worst thing to ever happen on Jan 6th