Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 3 (2): Planeswalkin'
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- čas přidán 29. 08. 2022
- Kyle meets an interdimensional traveler.
Starring Kyle and Blender
with special guest Squire
Karn voiced by Wolf Williams: wolfwilliams.com/
Costume inspired by Dom Atlas, @AtlasCrafts
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Glad to see you have a Karn-do attitude!
I would 100% take Kyle as a follower in any RPG. He’d be like a wild card. Sometimes you’d summon him and he’d just have be eating breakfast another time he might have just finished assembling the key to controlling the base laws that govern all of reality. It’s like a 50/50 chance
It’s not a 50% chance he has such a thing but 50% he remembers to use it so you can try to steal something from him and hope it’s extremely powerful
I feel like you need to add a "0.1% chance you summon him while he's tinkering with something from Ikea that destroys your entire reality"
Companion version of Wabbajack
You just have to hope he isn’t in the middle of making a grilled cheese sandwich
The device to control the laws of reality was made because the stove was broken and he was really really craving a grilled cheese sandwich.
Hey Kyle, did you know that Ikeas hold an artifact with much greater power then a time machine? Not only does it allow you to travel into the future, but it also rejuvinate you in the process. The name of this wonder of modern science is "Bed". Try using it.
I don't know, sounds made up
@@DoorMonster everything can be a bed if you try hard enough
@@DoorMonster first you must believe in the proper time.
...Hwat? Preposterous. It's probably only for plebs.
Severely underrated comment
Your apparant lack of surprise to this unknown being just literally appearing in your house and dumping exposition on you is a power that rivals any ikea furniture
Eh, Karn was clearly doing whatever he was doing wrong anyway, so it's no wonder he also failed to surprise.
@MrShroud nice pfp
that and being able to consistently build ikea furniture are skills that go hand in hand
GURPS perk: Unfazeable
Cost: 15 points
Unfazeable is a mundane mental Advantage where nothing surprises you. It provides exemptions from Fright Checks and most reaction modifiers.
@@WukongTheMonkeyKing The classic combo, Unfazeable + Weirdness Magnet. Net 0 points.
(Also, Unfazeable is an advantage, not a perk.)
Using a time machine to call your past self an idiot on a regular basis is one of the most Kyle moves in existence
The best part is it inherently can't cause a paradox. he isnt stopping them, he isn't saying it before they do it, he's showing up after the fact and just saying "you're a dumbass"
Of everything I expected from this, the TOAST LAUNCHER call back was not on the list.
It’s absolutely incredible. So good.
“It’s gotten me out of some jams” was an excellent touch as well
@@FishuaJo Top-tier pun game, for sure.
I don’t even remember where that originated.
@@IridumSky Very old video literally called 'toast launcher'. Reuploaded here because it died: czcams.com/video/mfpjMQ0tA9A/video.html
Planeswalker? He straight up popped out of nowhere in your house call that a planestalker
Not answering the call to adventure? That's a planesbalker.
Interdimensional detective that's way too honest? That's a planetalker.
A pilot that comes back to talk too often? That's a - who the !@?# is flying the plane?!
@@danghostman2814 Person whitening an airplane using porous carbonate rock is a planechalker
The "You're dumb" pay-off really made me laugh. I missed Self-Fulfilling Idiocy's
thank you, I had no clue what he said or what the joke was until reading this
im sorry but the fact he time travelled back to call himself dumb for planeswalking while wearing the hacker coat is just so fucking funny
Kyle Sullivan, Arbiter of Chaos. Planeswalker, starts with (2) loyalty. (+2) create a copy of enemy creature and place under control of enemy, and give an ally creature first strike for one turn, (+1) deal 5 damage to ally creature and 1 damage to enemy creature then banish them for 1 turn, (-13) summon all monster cards in each players graveyard on your side of the battlefield and reset targer players health to 20. Kyle Sulivan, Arbiter of Chaos gained his power through the assembly of obscure Ikea furniture and uses it to cause copious amounts time loops destroying many planes in his path. Often, he jumps back in time to correct his own mistakes, or simply insult himself, while accidently making the planes he walks on even worse than it started and falling deeper into chaos. Flavortext: I just wanted a sandwich
Correction, "...a grilled cheese sandwich"
*creature* cards, this isn't yugioh
@@zawarudo497 ah, but that's the chaos part
Kyle looks like Pippin from Lord of the Rings in this. I think Pippin would also use a time travel mostly to yell at himself for bad decisions, so that checks out.
I literally said "that is a Hobbit" when I saw him.
Same
I was thinking more Bilbo, but yeah, Pippin works too. Either way, his transformation into a hobbit appears to be nearing completion.
I always though the magic IKEA was some kind of plot thread they'd eventually get to, but no, in the Doormonsterverse, IKEA just sells magical and Sci-fi machines as a matter of course.
-German- Sweedish Science is the greatest in the World!
And probably captchalogue sylladexes too.
@@lordbuss *sylladices
Precision Swedish Engineering.
GO TO SLEEP KYLE!!! But I'll admit that was pretty awesome. Would love to see Karn's utter confusion at having to talk to the hobo!!
Oh dear God let it happen
The intergalactic space hobo, aka Arthur Dent 😂
Which one?
@@graymalkinHaim yes.
by the way, is anyone else worried about the fact that we haven't heard from the hobos in a while?
The least realistic part of this video is that someone actually knows where something is in Ikea.
could have been just pointing a random direction. Or a simple "well I came from that way, and they weren't that way, so try that other way"
We need to talk about the powercreap of DM. Kyle made almost all other characters unplayable. This is not great for the meta. We're bound to have tons o Kyle mirror matches
Yeah! Playing as Kyle can be really satisfying, but sometimes you just want a classic Ethan/Jefferey matchup.
He is very much a wild card. Has a potential to self terminate. Powerful in the right circumstances.
that phyrexian at the end was beautifully made! movie quality stuff
Ikr? Really impressed by that too. 👏
Self-Fulfilling Idiocy and Magic the Gathering? Not a combination I expected, but a welcome one.
Considering where the lore of the next expansion seems to be heading, it actually makes a lot if sense. Supposedly Teferi is going to try and go grab Urza.
"This toaster shoots toast, which has gotten me out of some jams." BEST JOKE OF 2022! I LOVE IT!
This did more to excite me about mtg than anything wizards has done in 5 years
This is literally all I needed someone to say to convince me to make more.
@@DoorMonster I am, quite considerably, honored by your acknowledgment. I love your stuff. Your Civilization sketches in particular are hysterical. I will take this rare chance to thank you for the joy you have added to my life.
@@DoorMonster Yes please.
Just wait until he finds out about the meatballs
Sometimes you don't need to do something flashy. Karn jump-cutting in is how I would imagine time traveling would look like to an observer.
Kyle, it is past time that you use time travel for its ultimate purpose, sneaking in time to sleep!
"I don't know what you where trying to do but I don't think you did it right"
Yep.
I'm using that
The phrexian is going to be real surprised when Kyle ignites it’s frelves.
I see you've taken Ghostbusters' advice to heart!
When someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
Even if that would entail being summoned to an interplanar war.
I am so happy to see another self-fulfilling idiocy. Years ago I watched the earlier ones in the series, like, five times in a row.
That future Kyle is able to admonish present Kyle, as opposed to intervening, demonstrates that he not only survived but _didn't need to be saved_ - we may, however, never know how in the world he got out of that one on his own.
i love how awkwardly yet casually Kyle is talking to a fucking leviathan
I’ve been waiting for this series to continue for so long. Glad I don’t need a time machine to relive it again
I... legitimately can't tell if the giant metal guy is CGI or not. Hats off to the door monster team.
I don't envy the new fans who have no idea what any of this means. But as not a new fan I'M SO HAPPY IT'S BACK
"You're dumb!"
*chef's kiss*
The Hacking Coat isn't a placebo effect, you just need to pair it with weird sunglasses.
Kyle seems to have a knack for falling out of windows and not dying or getting injured in any way
New t-shirt idea "I went to an Ikea and all I got was epic magic powers"
"this toaster shoots toast which has gotten me out of some jams"
great pun
I love how in the alternate plane, everything looks like it was animated in the nineties.
This was great, and I know nothing about Magic: The Gathering. Nice to see another self-fulfilling idiocy.
I spent a long time on the script trying to make it that way, so happy to know it turned out accessible enough!
@@DoorMonster if anything, I think not coming in with any prior knowledge makes it better- even easier to relate to kyle.
Second this. I have zero MTG knowledge and loved it.
Gave some serious early "Real Life Comics" vibes, which is a great thing.
IT RETURNS!!!
Kyle's magnum opus with CGI: creating an IKEA.
The idiocy is back!
can't wait for kyly to explain how everything BUT the big mechanical space robot was cg
“Whatever you were trying to do, I don’t think you did it right” is such a fantastic way to react to a 9-foot-tall armored entity appearing directly in front of you
"I don't know what you were trying to do but I don't think you did it right." and I'm already in stitches. Absolutely stellar job lads.
Also IS THAT HOW PHYRXIANS ARE PROUNOUNCED?! I've been doing it wrong for years...
Also also, now I can't help but winder if Urza has secretly been alive this whole time and is actually running IKEA.
3:18 - "You DUMB!" Yeah, that's probably about the level of helpful I'd be to my past idiotic self too.
Good ol sleep deprived Kyle. Made a planeswalking watch and never realized it.
Ah yes, my favorite planeswalker - Kyle, Paladin of IKEA
Adding MTG to the Idiocy cinematic universe is a welcome surprise!
Damn, the CGI is reaching new levels of awesomeness every video! And I loved the references to old shenanigans with the "powerful artefacts". Took me the second time watching to find DoodleConn (though in retrospect, it's pretty obvious it'd be off-limits).
Also, wasn't expecting IKEA's time machines to have a warranty. What does it cover, only basic machine malfunctions, or does it extend to any physical/psychical harm to the user?
Jokes on Karn, Ikea is always out of whatever you are looking for. He might find something neat he wasn't looking for though!
This is so sadly true. I was at an Ikea (for the first time) last week, and after much internal discussion with myself I picked out exactly which shelf in which finish I was going to get only to find they didn't have any in the combination of size/color that I wanted. I was distraught, and ended up with the black one instead. Also didn't have the mattress I was planning on getting either and ended up with a different one. On the plus side I did get the bed and the dresser I wanted. So 2 out of 4 isn't bad is it?
Kyle in sketch: I'm trying to avoid taking on too much.
Kyle behind the scenes: I hAvEn'T SlePt iN 3 daYs.
Gotta agree with future kyle at the end there, if your going to go back in time to tell you past they're stupid, might as well do it with a little bit of panache!!
The toast launcher came back! This video is AMAZING!
"Toaster has gotten me out of some jams" = best pun ever 🤣🤣🤣 and good on you for boycotting sleep! The act of sleeping is really a Phyrexian curse used to infiltrate our minds in an attempt to uncover the colonel's secret herbs and spices recipe.
halfway through the video: ~huh, it looks like kyle is finally getting a bit more sleep, good for him!~
at the end of the video: "I haven' s-slept in ehh three days"
...
Love the title for this one XD
Also oh crap the dell laptop coming into contact with the Phyrexians is a terrifying prospect
1:40 "...and I'm trying to shake the habit of taking on too much at once - it's kind of a self care thing."
I can feel Kyle's look to camera that wasn't included.
Okay but that phyrexian at the end looked sick.
The toast launcher callback was unexpected but wonderful. Also, more Self-Fulfilling Idiocy, yaaay!
YOU STILL HAVE THE TOAST LAUNCHER!?
Self Fulfilling Idiocy is always a treat that we mere mortals do not deserve!
I LOVE the "real life" episodes. They are almost always the best ones and usually spawn the greatest recurring jokes!
My Gd, what a great set of designs 🥰 I love that damn monster. It's so beautiful. And it's hilarious that Karn can't look from side to side 😂 just into his shoulders.
It's no wonder Karn needs help in a fight, his visual field is so limited.
Yes! More SFI! I'd love to see more of the original Door Monster storylines make a return. Also, for the love of God, sleep Kyle!
Robot in an ikea trying to find all powerful items? Just the kind of stuff I love to see here
Don't you hate it when you are just casually breaking down the laws of reality with your furniture and someone starts treating you like some kind of demigod. 😆
You may be getting a time machine visit telling you to go to bed.
Jokes aside, this was great. Loved the callbacks and the new jokes.
INCREDIBLE! Awesome job on the effects and the writing was sharp. I loved the showcase of old items. The toaster that shoots toast in particular.
I let the barbarian in my dnd campaign develop a planes-walker spark conveniently he doesn't know much about the planes so he mainly uses it to mess with the gods.
“The phyrexians have compleated a member of the League of Hobos. My best guess is Miss Nesbit.
Quick give me $7 and a glass of milk so I can warn the chosen one. “
*phyrexians in hats and a mustache turns around*
“Seems unlikely”
"It shoots toast which has gotten me out of some jams" that is some dad level pups, is a little one on the way Kyle
Holy smokes, this is so well done. I can't believe how far you've come since the channel's beginning.
Self fulfilling idiocy makes its triumphant and timeline confusing return!!!!!
I think this might be the vfx breakdown I am most excited for.
There's so much, it's gonna be like 3
The end gave me massive Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy vibes
HYPEEE NEW SFI!
And it was great, loved the return of the 'punchline that was actually mentioned somewhere earlier already'. I now have 'How do you justify charging 60 dollars for that?!' flashbacks
That CGI is amazing! And you still always get a laugh out of me. Been so awesome to see you guys come so far and I can't wait to see where you go from here.
Always a good day when Door Monster posts.
Every callback in this video is a strong argument on why I love your channel. Looking back its seems like divine intervention, that it is still possible for you to do your own thing. Every time I watch your vids, I take as many breaths of og youtube creativity before I turn back to the hellfire that this plattform has become.
Funny what thoughts some Ikea jokes can start :D
I wonder if Kyle's powers are fueled by his inability to sleep. 🤔
Oh god, Kyle, don't punch that Phyrexian Obliterator!
Swedish meatballs and lingunberry juice might just be enough to save the universe.
There are some absolutely fantastic visual effects in this video that need to be talked about, but unfortunately all of my attention and accolades are here for the return of the toast launcher and the return of the toast launcher only.
I only just now realized it says "Starring Kyle and Blender"
Nice touch
love to see you are still making sketches about older concepts. Loved the amount of callbacks. On a side note: Kahn (or however you spell him) looked flawless
Don't worry, a fall like that, you should be fine after a long rest.
Kyle! Go to sleep!....travel back in time and SLEEP again!
That was an incredibly cool model also kyle almost killing himself for more power doesnt remotely surprise me
Getting some Mad Baggins vibes from Kyle with that long curly hair and red dressing gown
Loving all the references to old sketches, but also holy moly you literally have a full CGI character in your sketches now, you mad lads.
Gosh, your VFX is just so good! Nice work, Kyle and crew.
Thank you so much! Very excited for everything I learned on this one
So a mysterious being shows up and he just gives him all of his powerful magic objects? Sounds like something he should fix with the watch
the line above the laptop at 2:43 made me think my screen was busted
"Does assembling Ikea furniture count as artificing?"
if you follow the instructions, then yes.
GLORIOUS CALLBACKS IS GLORIOUS
I was not expecting this to come back, and certainly not like this. This is incredible.
Please keep this series going. I love skits with stories that are connected. The animations were smooth and looked really good, the voice acting helped.
ALL of the callbacks! Love it!
I like how kyle and the alien(?) look back at each other confused after the last line, like: 'what was that about?' 'i don't know either, man'
I was expecting a MTG ad tbh...
also, great to Self Fufilling Idiocy return, and love to see the compleatly nonsense numbering continue in madness.
Damn, the Door Monsterverse just got much much bigger.
Hell yeah it did