Grimgor Ironhide Lore!
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- čas přidán 12. 11. 2015
- Are you ready for 27m of WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Poor Grimgor has very little art so you will have to contend yourself with just audio here (i did throw in his tabletop model thou)
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“They’ve surrounded us. Those poor bastards” - Grimgor Ironhide
The Biggest Chungus Boy, almost died.
"surrounded on all sides, good, then we can attack in every direction" - Grimgor Ironhide...probably...
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!"- Grimgor Ironhide.
Mikudude1billion it would be more like "wha'sat?,surrounded?,well ain't dat sumfin!!!,ey boyz,we'ze surrounded on all sides!,ya know wut dat means?,WE'ZE GET TO FIGHT EVERY WHICH WAY,WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"-grimgor ironhide
Orc logic is best logic.
truly the best logic.
I guess Chesty Puller was kinda a real life Grimgor.
I love this Magnificent Insane Bastard.
Definitely
+ShadowWolfRising he is a massive orc warlord. Whats not to love!
+ShadowWolfRising i laughed my ass off because of this video, just the combination of Arches poppy English accent and the incredibly violent Grimgor
+Kingandhorse +ShadowWolfRising arch or grimgor?
Lloid Asplund
Both
"I have an army"
"I'm Grimgor Ironhide"
"I need more armies"
😂😂😂😂
"...The guys across the ocean have a bigger army. Would you like me to get you some boats?"
@@Brutalyte616 yes
@@Brutalyte616 That might actually work, if you pack the boats with enough orcs to keep him busy.
"First we have the End Times Lore, which fuck that shit. I'm not touching that with the rustiest of spoons."
I think I love you.
Raid Man many do my friend many do,as Yahtzee said "for those few female viewers who watch these videos because they secretly want to fuck me"
I'm a dude..... but hey never know what might happen with enough alcohol.
Raid Man I was referring to arch
Fuck end times
Grimgor: The only "person" ever to threaten the Skaven in a serious way, and not even act on it.
"Oh, there's a Skaven stronghold right in front of me? I'm just gonna kill their mutant animals and leave."
If only that random orc never mentioned Troll Country, Hell Pit will earn a different connotation for the skaven.
I think Skarsnick does that aswell. Eight-peaks be lock in a 3-way war with greenskins, dwarfs, and skaven.
Killed so damn many the SKAVENS of all people were starting to run low, where others would have already assumed they were unlimited. Grimgor probably could’ve finished them off if he cared to.
"Kicking The Lord of The End Times in the penis" One can only imagine how hilarious it would be if CA made this a cinematic in their game.
+Trashbugh A boy can dream :D
+Trashbugh That should be the video after you'll beat storm of Chaos as Orc :D
If only Archaon was a Slaaneshi champion, oh the pain. And the fact Grimgore may need to hit him thrice in different areas.
+Trashbugh Modders, get on that.
Tell me they did.
The life of an orc is a life of happiness
+TyronMakeka tes indeed
+Niels Pedersen Farreny yes indeed
+kahzhoex which is funny because then the next step down the ladder - Snotlings - are right back to being happy
+TyronMakeka A very short life of happiness.
Well... unless your Grimgor.
Nightgoblins are pretty happy though, or rather high/stoned/shroomed/crazy..
the happiest Ork ever, got to fight EVERYTHING
I can't remember which book but I read that he's actually incredibly depressed, fearing noone will ever be a decent challenge for him
George Bennett grimgor....ironhide....is depressed...whaaaaaaat?
James.T .Adams Think it was in one of the old army books, Orcs love a good scrap and everything's just too easy for ol' Grimgor. More like swatting flies for him than having a proper scrap
George Bennett I still have a very hard time believing that,he's essentially a fucking tank with legs that could steam roll Karl franz and commandeer the empire,that's something I can believe,but depressed?(come to think of it grimgor as emperor seems like a pretty kick ass idea,MAKE IT HAPPEN GW YOU'VE DONE WORSE)
THATS the thing. Hes so good that NO ONE is going to beat him (or so he thinks) Orcs LOVE a good fight. Since he is so much better than everyone else life is boring. And a boring life for an orc is basicly depression.
When you're never in doubt, Headbutt a god's favourite warrior
+Jasper Daugaard I am sure Khorne found that VERY amusing :D
Tnecniw gork and morks humor is stronger than chaos gods protection
@@morte2504
Gork: ya gonna try and stop dis?
Khorne: I never liked that helm.
Grimgor just utterly slaughterfesting the entire old world is the only way the End Times would be acceptable. Besides the prospect of Archeon just being headbutted to death and his ''stick&pebbles'' hanging from Grimgors bosspole is a fantasy that would make even a Skaven giggle.
thijs hagenbeek damn you,now I can't help but imagine what a skaven giggle might sound like "QUEE QUEE WE WE WE WE HUUUUURGH QUEE QUEE WE WE WE HURRRGH!!!"
Yeah, Old World being overrun by orks on the surface and skaven in the underground would've been more fitting end than what actually happened. Fuck GW...
I just imagine Grimgor screeching autistically "BORED NOW* before leaving the Skaven tunnels.
That's Orkz for ya. Cockney autists on steroids.
I have mild autism and I almost fell out of my chair, I cackled so hard.
World:*exists*
Orks: "WAAAGH!!!"
I was really dissapointed when eighth came out and they retconned that defeat of Archaon because it was one of the few times a particular Orc did anything useful story-wise, mostly they just seem to kill unnamed state troops and burn tiny villages.
Imagine if Grimgor was leading a 40k Ork warband...
By the gods it would be glorious
Five Space Marine Chapters face him. None returned.
So Ghazghull without any intelligence whatsoever.
Robert Nelson Grimgor would kick the absolute shit out of Ghazghull it is in Ghazghull’s narrative to lose it is in Grimgor’s narrative to beat the ever loving goblin shit out of any other Ork he comes across
The One Eye God of Rain and Storm and both would get the green kicked out of them by the beast
Eric Grieve grimgor in the 40k universe “by gork and Mork, paradise truly does exist ize could cry”
Grimgor Ironhide for President 2016
I is grimgor an i aprove diss message
+OLI DAVIES WAAAAAAAAAGH
Tuska Daemon Killah would be on the ticket for VP.
i wi' kill dah isis humans
mission accomplished!
Grimgore likes the squeaky noise skaven make when he hits them.
hell yeah, i always knew that orcs are even more chaotic than chaos itself. and grimgork is the most orcish orc in the whole warhammer world. in my eyes grimgork is the orcish form of a demigod and the only one who is realy able to beat chaos.
manuel laslo honestly Orcs are the only race, if they magically all united into a massive Waaagh, that could beat Chaos, remember Waaagh energy that the Orc Shamans use for spells scales with the more Orcs there are. So if everyone united into a massive Waaagh, they could honestly probably summon Gork and Mork into the material world.
Grimgor and the Lord of the End Times... still a better love story than Twilight.
Grimgor Ironhide: Krusher of Nutz.
Vulkan He'stan kicker of kods
i just love orks their mentality and their simple mided bashing leads to so much umorous moments that you just have to love them (i never want to meet one cause it will just bash my head in when its a good day)
His boot had so much WAAAAGH energy around his boots that even khorne sensed that pain .
IMPERIALITY of Serbia imagine that.(khorne)SEND OUT A MILLION MORE BLOODTHIRSTERS,I'LL CRUSH THAT BITCH SLAANESH IF IT-(Archeon gets kicked)-FFFUCKING HELL(falls out of throne and down the mountain of skulls)
IMPERIALITY of Serbia (clutching groin as he descends)
hahaha .... slaanesh got a lot more energy from all of thaat pain
IMPERIALITY of Serbia infact I can imagine every chaos god succumbing to something as a result of that kick
IMPERIALITY of Serbia for example,nurgle stops sneezing,tzeentch forgets what the hell he was doing,khorne falls off of his throne in pain,and slaanesh..well slaanesh just screams FUCK YEA!! And experiences an earthshaking climax of some sort or another
*Cries manly tears of joy at the sight as dawning realization of the impending video and as a sunset beach appears in the background because of reasons *
DA BOSS! YA FINALLY GOT AROUND TO I''M YA MAGNIFICENT GIT!
DA BOSS IS ERE! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*flails and eventually topples over frothing on a pile of the corpses of dead humies, a look of stupid joy plastered over face*
-A summary of the Orks
Juan Paolo Datu (Balthazar gelt raises his eyebrow as he studies this particular tome of forgotten lore.he flips the book over to the cover,the title *WAAAGH!,da summery of da orcs*)
@@TheCorrodedMan*the nearby skaven is also fucking confused..... the skaven has been turn to gold..... its a ugly modern art project really, but no seriously who the fu-*
Headbutting a demigod clad in super powerful Chaos armor from head to toe into the ground? How thick is Grimgors skulls?
he bigger then a troll
+ForgottenOutra propably down to the spine thick. He never displayed anything resembling thought :D.
+Cody Archer True. Wich is why i am using much bigger model than provided by GW. :D
+ForgottenOutra Thick enough by game workshops standards.
+Kohlarm Thicker than smurfs plot armor XD
Grimgor for president thats all i have to say :)
+MrSupergambo soupcan harry vs grimgor,2016
+MrSupergambo Mr. President, what is you're opinion on the current financial state of the nation. - WHO GUT DEE IDEA OF PUTTIN UP DOSE PLAAANTZ? - Well ... I guess... - DIZ SHIT IZ BORIN ME OFF! C'MON BOYZ! - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
+DerDingsreturnsnochmal depends on which nation do you mean when it comes to finance
MrSupergambo
DA ORKZ NAT'N
Well you kind of have a Grimgork as president right now!
I wish they didnt retcon the grimgore ending then make a model of grimgor kicking the everchosen in the junk
"OI, WANKAH! I'LL FOOKIN' DECK YOU, SWARE ON ME ZOG!!!"
Orcs arent eurotrash
Me finks Y'might be an imposter
Why would an oath sworn on a Zionist Occupied Government mean anything good?
"Astounding display of of eloquence and wit" Oh my.
Legendary Boss ever! Defeated The Everchosen with a well deserved kicked in the family jewels
A KICK OF GODS WRATH
TO THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWLLLSSS!!!!!!!
Easily your best video to date in my opinion, extremely enjoyable from beginning to end.
I second this
I get the feeling that Grimgor is a perfect example for a Ork Waaagggh Boss ... he's all that an Ork wants to be and even more ^^
You know... Dwarves aside, its funny how Grimgore pretty much became one of the greatest defenders of the empire of man and elves.
Lol that's true
Yep lol
Grimgor is the Chuck Norris of Warhammer.
No, the Chuck Norris of Warhammer is SLY MARBO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Some Random Dude that’s 40k this is fantasy
@@andrewwybert9976 But Sly Marbo is everywhere.
Watching.
Waiting.
Ah, suck it, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
@@somerandomdude7785 No he's the rambo
Until he dies. For real, this time.
Eeehhh I dunno about that history... Killing thousands of rat ogres and such without moving an inch? I think this was written by one of his several threatened goblin scribes.
Dammaz Kron for ya then!
+Dwarfurious it might be possible if hes infused with ton of mushrooms, 500 kg steel and mountain of muscles. There were more insane acts done before >_>. That just makes him something like a Chosen Champion of Gork & Mork.
+Waristheonlyanswer For his next act, he punched an active volcano into inactivity and out swam the ocean i suppose.
+Dwarfurious If it wouldn´t have been Grimgor but a Space Marine it would have been an obvious Matt Ward Bullshit
+Dwarfurious no thats grazskull head butting a hole in the fabric of reality and it closing
Is Warboss Grimgor Ironhides lore completely insane? Yes. Is he befitting of the name of Da Biggest Baddest Boss Around? Yep. Is His lore absolutely Hilarious? Oh hell the fuck yeah. I love the orks, and this only makes me love them more.
I've listened to this one video a few times... Grimgor is just fucking magical. He's like a Majestic Unicorn... strange, magical and very likely to impale you.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Official slogan of the Grimgor Ironhide/Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka 2016 presidential campaign.
my glade lord wounded him and it was like the scene in avenger age of ultron were iron man breaks hulks tooth its the "i'm sorry" moment before being beaten to dead
I always thought orcs were kind of boring and one sided, but this was amusing. So are orcs the comic relief in warhammer?
aye
Very much so.
They use goblins as catapult ammo.
They all speak like thick cockney toughs
And they have some of the best quotes of any faction
Trust me these orcs are amazing
We'z da meanez and da badezt
The new world is kinda boring tho such generic looking lads on horses.
If the head-butting contest is not how you finish Grimgor's campaign, I'm going to be sad...
You know you're batshit hardcore as hell when, Dwarf Slayers shy away from fighting you and Skaven clans start cooperating to bring you down
Praise Gork! (or Mork)
Prinny Dood PRAISE MORK(or gork)
Grimgore the diplomat XD
GORK YES! I was waiting for him for so long!!
Can't wait to finish Grimgors ''Skaven campaign'' :)
Thank you so much Arch for your lore vids, you made total war so much more enjoyable to play, full support man :)
2018 and still Grimgor is giving the best KICK to the Groin in the life of all fantasy charakters ever ^^
This was probably the most hilarious lore video you have posted. I found myself lauging out loud several times throughout the entirety of the video. And I have listened and giggled, to almost all lore videos you have posted, but none have made me laugh as loudly as this one. This was pure magic.
I really love the work your doing with these videos. Keep it up, you magnificent beast.
Dude...I love your vids. I've been into Warhammer since...well, the beginning really. Your videos bring it all back and all the sudden I'm building and painting again. And for the record, the group of friends I have that still play also ignore AoS, we've been playing 8th edition...complete with some of the new models...on square bases and ranked up...thank you very much. Keep it up dude.
GRIMGOR IZ THE BEST!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
*DA
***** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!
IM IZ GONNA FIGHT EM!!!
hands down the best character ever. this has been the funnest/ most enlightening video you've done to date.
Do more vids like this, really enjoying warhammer lore
Dear Void...orks are actually growing on me... At least the fantasy universe ones and not the 40K one.
+helldrake77777 sure, because orks who can make their stuff better by using red paint and fighting sound stuppid compared to an orc warboss kicking a demi-god between the legs.
Bart Broekhuizen And then headbutts him into the mud.
+helldrake77777 While yelling the equivalent to "u fockin wot m8 Ill fockin deck youz swear on me mum" xD
+helldrake77777 The 40k orcs have never really had a character as baddass as Grimgor unfortunately :c They'rs\e still my favorite faction in 40k though because they're the only ones without a giant stick up their ass and the only ones who have absolutely no ulterior motives. They're just looking for a good larf.
+Lincoln E The orks are pretty much the only people in 40k who seem like they're having a good time. They aren't particularly malicious, either. If everyone they killed suddenly came back to life, they'd rejoice with happiness because they have more people to punch.
I've been binging on these vids starting from the first one. Loving the background music in the recent videos! Keep on doing what you're doing man, it's great stuff!
I love this video! You have a very good sense of humor when talking about Grimgor Ironhide.
Orcs are probably the most bad ass faction next to the lizard men, I hope we can see them battle in Total War Warhammer
Those are my both favorite factions.
Orcs and Lizardman 4life in mortal empires.
And Skaven. Skaven are also bad ass.
Grimgor's lore video is my favorite, just because of how fun it is to hear about Grimgor's adventures.
The big green killing machine makes hulk look like a 5 year old boy with anger problems
I couldn't help but to just laugh while listening to his amazing adventure in the Scaven under empire and the "fun playtime" with the Kurgans (Im not sure if I spelled it correctly)
Also Grimgore is also my favorite because head butting is da best!!! It's how I get ready for my rugby games.
He's literally the towlie of violence and I love it. He feels like violence and just kinda wanders off
i keep coming back to this specific video over and over again XD the tale of grimgor ironhide is my favorite bedtime story.
Thank you Arch for making me laugh uncontrollably while imagining Grimgor humiliating the "Greatest Chaos Champion Ever"!! I just can't stop myself!! XvX
I love your lore videos so much, I don't know much about warhammer lore just trying to learn enough for warhammer total war lol.
Grimgor just became my favorite character
of all things you would think grimgor would have a lot of art. Dude is the fucking greatest orc of all time
det her er helt klart en av de morsomste videoer du har laget.. elsker din måte og fortelle og beskrive warhammer universet på :D keep it up :D
Grimgor for president 2020
Dude i love your videos, more than once i almost pissed my pants when listening to you, kudos to you :D. Keep it up
After listening to this, he really should have a horde mechanic in warhammer total war like the Beastmen. The whole conquering territories and building things doesn't match his personality.
This is why orks are the best.
"Being unusually tactical"
Anyone else want to see an animation of this where Arch is narrating over the animation?
Holy shit old warhammer was fucking awesome
the WAAAAAAGH!!! can it make anything Great! Yes everything add WAAAGH rats itz a gooo snak
hahaha of fu*k that ending :D Chaos Lord kicked in the nuts and his crusade failingSIIIIIIINNNNDRIIIIII!!!
"Hunger for burgers! SKAVEN BURGEEEEER!!!!"
Grimgor Ironhide for president 2016
i listen to this video everytime i want to go to bed. this is my favorite bed time story :D
Grimgor iz da best
when I need a laugh I watch this I love this story and the way you go about it
Grimgors life motto seems to be " *FOR THE LOLS* "
Grimgor Ironhide, the Ork who kicked the lord of chaos in the penis, head butt and beat the hell out of said lord of chaos to only say "Fuck this I'm leaving" and leave the battlefield. Warhammer Fantasy's Meme everyone.
That fucking disclaimer before the quote. Glorious.
...I love orks i really do but ...a bit over powered i got to say None the less i will say this much i love the ending bit!
Nooooo! You can't just walk up to an Everchosen and kick him in the nuts.
Grimgor: Hold me gubbins
‘Old me ax
I wonder what would've happened if he had heard about the undead and lizardmen in the south lands .
Cowardly fucking goblin:
Dey haz twize da amount we 'ave mista' Grimgor sir!
GRIMGOR:
*TWIZE DA FUN*
Lol this orc is like me when on a blood lust in vermintide, and i just got a good chuckle at the though of Grimgor kicking a chaos knight in the balls then headbutting him into the dirt, this orc is now my favorite next to a few Skaven warlords hehe
Wait.....headbutting Archaon over and over?
Didnt he and his boys fight his way to Archaon/Valten+luthor huss
Sucker punch him in the side of the head, hold his axe at his throat and proclaim in all his Orc glory:
'GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST!!!'
After which his boys jeered and celebrated aloud and fought their way back out of the biggest battle in their lives, ever?
Still bad writing....
MADhorseKD headbutting>teabagging
10:15 Grimgor was the first Ork to discover Dakka.
This needs to be animated in a comedic style.
Imagine a grimgor vortex campaign. How hilarious that would be
They others are all fighting each other over some wirly derly?
Sounds fun, let’s go.
Grimgor dosen't need you to hold his beer, but he WILL do insane shit.
This is the best shit I've ever read
Dude this was awesome!!!!
Ah, listening to this while playing Grimgor in TW. The Old World is the best world.
I realise this is Warhammer and more to the point Orks, but that just seems like someone's goofy fanfiction Mary Sue character. Stronger than literally everybody, can't ever lose regardless of circumstances, doesn't play by any of the fictional rules, etc. It's funny up to the point where it starts to get predictable.
Malidictus
*archaon is the true Mary sue*
*...but grimgor is just that Mary sue that people actually like*
Malidictus Until, you know... he _lost_ because he was too focused on fighting. Grimgor's no Mary Sue man. He may be an unstoppable monster on the battlefield, and a damned smart Orc, but compared to any race with a color of skin not akin to grass, he's an idiot, and he's as dangerous, if not *more* so to his own army as his enemy.
Buzzy Bland
He "lost" by the definition of his enemies. He won by his own definition. A character who consistently gets what he wants with seemingly no effort - especially breaking lore rules to do so - is at the very least annoying if not necessarily a Mary Sue.
Malidictus True. I suppose the fact that Grimgor gets what he wants doesn't bug me much because he, like all Orcs, wants for, if not little, at least _simple_ things. And even if he did get what he wants, him losing by his enemies' definitions is still important because then you could argue that they get what they want as well.
All in all, Grimgor is a character that I only take about half-seriously. His antics never really amount to any results that cause any trouble for any other characters, but I find them enjoyable to read/hear about.
Grimgor the diplomate.. hahahahaha
"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Grimgor Ironhide for presidentz 2016
grimgor is 27 meters tall. He fought skaven in a tunnel until they ran out of monsters to throw at him. Was he crawling through that tunnel or did the skaven attack him in a cavern?
WAHHHHHHHGGGG FOR GRIMGOR!