Unimportant Conspiracies That Blow My Mind

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
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Komentáře • 514

  • @nif6275
    @nif6275 Před měsícem +475

    maybe the real conspiracy theories are the ones we made along the way

  • @npcrah
    @npcrah Před měsícem +324

    "There are probably millions of elephants..."
    Just so everyone knows, animal people believe there are less than HALF a million elephants on the globe, including all elephant species on the entire Earth. So... elephants are awesome. Let's get together and help them hit a million subscribers in an only healthful way.

  • @TylertheMiller
    @TylertheMiller Před měsícem +213

    Who knew AI just stood for All Indians

    • @pigvomit4730
      @pigvomit4730 Před měsícem +1

      Feather or dot?

    • @coastalgrandaughter
      @coastalgrandaughter Před měsícem +2

      wait a dm minute ….

    • @kirstygunn9149
      @kirstygunn9149 Před měsícem

      Amazon has a massive office building in hyderabad India that is dedicated to customer service, Alexa , random shipping and purchase issues, so the Ai shopping checks I can believe

    • @elliothennessy8360
      @elliothennessy8360 Před 24 dny

      @@kirstygunn9149yep. That article was legit.

  • @ambero6266
    @ambero6266 Před měsícem +102

    The person that came up with the moon is an inflated seal balloon was huffing some serious eye drops. 😂

  • @SweetEmbrace
    @SweetEmbrace Před měsícem +171

    As a pharmacy technician, trust me, I wish it didn’t take so long. But, it’s not a case of just handing you something from behind the counter. The biggest issue honestly is dealing with insurances. They make it so hard to do our jobs sometimes.

    • @BrianaCunningham
      @BrianaCunningham Před měsícem +17

      100%, they're the worst

    • @sr.fluffuls
      @sr.fluffuls Před měsícem +21

      seems like insurances in all fields pharmaceutical, automotive, etc. seems to only want to screw over the customer, pay as little as possible but charging as much as they legally can. wish the world just got rid of insurances all together.

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie Před měsícem +5

      Wait I’m confused? Isn’t the insurance aspect already taken care of if the patient is going to pick up the prescription? I remember my mom always just pulling up, giving the name and address or whatever, sometimes occasionally giving an insurance confirmation or something. They would find it and we’d shortly be on the way. Like I figured it’d take longer maybe depending on the size of the pharmacy. I’ve never had to go as an adult, but my understanding from youth was pretty cut and dry, so maybe modern pharmaceutical procedures are just entirely unfamiliar to me lol

    • @SweetEmbrace
      @SweetEmbrace Před měsícem +14

      @@lo.lo_marie She may have called ahead in that case? I’m not sure. If you come in and hand the pharmacy a script, nothing has been done with insurance until the tech puts it in the system. Sometimes insurance doesn’t want to pay, sometimes the Dr wrote the dosage incorrectly, etc. There’s a lot of reasons things take time to fill. If it were as simple as taking the script and handing someone a bottle of pills, everyone’s lives would be so much easier lol.

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie Před měsícem +4

      @@SweetEmbrace ohhhh okay okay I see what you mean. Yeah I think she did call ahead. Cause I remember having to refill a script over the phone for my sister. Thank you for clarifying:)

  • @ethernetangel1133
    @ethernetangel1133 Před měsícem +8

    Pharmacy tech here, we usually have a queue of about 5-10 people ahead of you that may not be visible at the moment but either called ahead or were here before you and stepped out to wait. That doesnt include insurance, answering the phones that ring while im trying to fill your script, or insurance issues that arise with any of the scripts ahead of yours or yours. Then of course theres the protocol that is there for your protection (multiple stops to verify the medication is correct and doesnt interfere with anything else on your file, ensure the quantity is correct, ensure the days supply has been correctly calculated in the case of eye drops so the insurance doesnt penalize us next audit, etc.)
    I understand its frustrating to wait in the store, to avoid that please just call ahead so we can do all of that before you even arrive

  • @cyn379
    @cyn379 Před měsícem +114

    The sad thing is that there aren’t even millions of elephants in the world 😭

    • @GunsandCoasters
      @GunsandCoasters Před měsícem +10

      "on the world"
      I'm guessing a typo, but an interesting, and accurate, preposition.

    • @cyn379
      @cyn379 Před měsícem +9

      @@GunsandCoasters correct-a typo indeed, I shall edit promptly

    • @GunsandCoasters
      @GunsandCoasters Před měsícem +26

      ​@@cyn379No! Now my comment is... irrelephant.

    • @dommyboysmith
      @dommyboysmith Před měsícem +4

      ​@@GunsandCoastersI enjoy the way your mind works 😂

    • @GregBroDudeMan
      @GregBroDudeMan  Před měsícem +53

      Yo we gotta go get more

  • @kaylahall1219
    @kaylahall1219 Před měsícem +53

    I am a woman with Multiple Sclerosis. When you become pregnant, your body naurally suppresses the immune system. MS is the immune system attacking its own brain. so I loved being pregnant, i had energy and felt great!i didnt vomit, and the morning sickness wasn't bad for me. while i was pregnant my body wasn't attacking my brain and nerves anymore. so, yeah, it was amazing! but afterwards the MS comes back double. so the post partum almost killed me.

    • @beekid5167
      @beekid5167 Před měsícem +2

      Shouldn't that mean it could be mildened by immune-repressing medicine?/genq

  • @CaraCreations1000
    @CaraCreations1000 Před měsícem +101

    what if mammoths were just hairy elephants

    • @GregBroDudeMan
      @GregBroDudeMan  Před měsícem +35

      …yeah wait a minute… 🤔

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns Před měsícem +18

      What if hairy elephants are just giant naked mole rats in disguise

  • @bold810
    @bold810 Před měsícem +119

    The shaved elephants is not low-key, it's a Mammoth conspiracy.

    • @lacyonix9661
      @lacyonix9661 Před měsícem +7

      This is comment is being slept on.

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 Před měsícem

      ​@@lacyonix9661comment not bed how sleepy on comments

  • @Ashera5469
    @Ashera5469 Před měsícem +40

    Fruit bats are actually vampire bats that are vegan

  • @davidhinesNA1995
    @davidhinesNA1995 Před měsícem +32

    For some reason I actually experienced a little bit of anxiety when I thought he wouldnt say welcome back anymore his conspiracy theory worked lol

  • @araujo.lara.
    @araujo.lara. Před měsícem +18

    The "bad vibes only" on the wall 😭😭 I love it

  • @JasonLihani
    @JasonLihani Před měsícem +37

    The moon is actually rich in Helium. Helium 3, specifically. So. Maybe that balloon one is onto something.

    • @brakistroier
      @brakistroier Před 29 dny +1

      So you saying I'd sound funny on the Moon?

  • @puppyhowler
    @puppyhowler Před měsícem +23

    the salem witch trial theory isn't too far off. according to historians, it turns out a lot of people were falsely accused of being witches simply because someone didn't like them.

    • @fadeuhhway
      @fadeuhhway Před 29 dny +2

      Honestly reading the "extra" ending of the Crucible (that they do include, but along with its own kind of "trigger warning" explaining why it didnt ..uh..."flow" well with the rest of the narrative, iirc. It's been quite a while since I read it) does not-so-subtly hint at why one of the first women accused were...well, accused. That girl knew damn well she wasn't a witch, she just..
      **SPOILER**
      ....
      was jealous af because, at a veryyy young age, she was groomed and became obsessed with an older married man. The night before the accusations first began, they had their nightly meetings for one last time, where he broke up with the girl because, not only did he finally decide she's an actual child and it's wrong, but he's married and wanted to stay with his wife. And then, "coincidentally", the wife was maybe the third? woman accused of witchcraft. I don't know if it was purely out of anger and jealousy or if she truly believed that the man would be with her if his wife was no longer around.
      I just wanted to note that, the explanation at the end says that her age was made older in the book to make it the slightest bit less disgusting...which shockingly didnt help. She was 13 but written as 15.
      Also, the killing for land bit was definitely also true, it was known that the women killed were on land that others wanted. Yes I know women weren't allowed to own land at the time, but I'm pretty sure there were certain situations that made it possible for whoever to claim the land once the accused woman passed .

  • @Neckromorph
    @Neckromorph Před měsícem +145

    My conspiracy about Salem goes full circle. It was neither mass hysteria, or that they just thought those people were annoying. Those people were actually witches.

    • @GregBroDudeMan
      @GregBroDudeMan  Před měsícem +41

      The one conspiracy I hadn’t considered 😅

    • @maynardtrendle820
      @maynardtrendle820 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@GregBroDudeManThey got most of them.

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 Před měsícem +24

      Mine is that the ones that burnt and caused the others to get burnt were the ACTUAL witches.

    • @realcanadian96
      @realcanadian96 Před měsícem +8

      Rich people thought people were annoying or people they had grudges against, and used the mass hysteria to remove them.

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Před měsícem +7

      It's funny some people thought they didn't believe in witches in the past considering people still believe in miracles and god today.

  • @mysterioussoup3393
    @mysterioussoup3393 Před měsícem +40

    Did you know that its considered rude in Japan to poop in trash cans during an interview?

    • @yootoobsuks4210
      @yootoobsuks4210 Před měsícem +3

      I generally consider it rude at all times. Especially if they're MY trash cans.

    • @mysterioussoup3393
      @mysterioussoup3393 Před měsícem +3

      @@yootoobsuks4210 Same. Apparently it's also really offensive to just stab people. I've offended so many people :(

    • @VancePantss
      @VancePantss Před měsícem +5

      Well there go all my plans.

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Před měsícem +2

      Man...I want to know how intense those interviews must be... If the anxiety diarrhea is that bad that you need to evacuate into a trash bin... Must be pretty intense.

  • @Remington934
    @Remington934 Před měsícem +7

    The beer one seems possible, I remember hearing about a drink that was marketed to women, but it wasn’t selling so they marketed it to men and it started to sell

  • @ryantaylor3676
    @ryantaylor3676 Před měsícem +9

    greg is actually a mermaid like those ones from that australian tv show and he hates water because if he touches it he turns back into a mermaid

  • @user-bk6vh1mo9p
    @user-bk6vh1mo9p Před měsícem +17

    Mammoths have different shaped skulls than a elephant but that would be fun.

  • @bombomos
    @bombomos Před měsícem +17

    The beer one isn't that humans are taught to like it.
    It's a cheap alternative to buying higher prices alcohol drinks.
    Yeah it's nasty, but so is cigarettes and weed. Yet so many people do those

    • @lintee_12
      @lintee_12 Před měsícem +11

      it’s really an acquired taste like coffee

    • @flannelpillowcase6475
      @flannelpillowcase6475 Před měsícem +3

      First person ive ever seen say weed is disgusting other than adults way back when i was in grade school. Thats hilarious, love it.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před měsícem +4

      This is psycho, beer totally tastes good and weed can smell great if you’re familiar with it and can smell the different notes and herbaceous elements in the scent. Both can be complex and delicious acquired tastes just like coffee and wine.

    • @brakistroier
      @brakistroier Před 29 dny +2

      Except the higher price alcohol drinks taste just as bad sometimes

  • @Biffting93
    @Biffting93 Před měsícem +21

    I actually can’t help but agree somewhat with the pregnancy one. I’ve had one baby and i’ve vowed to never do it again. It was the worst experience ever, worth it but i wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Everyone says every pregnancy is different but my first was so awful i’m not willing to risk another like that

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Před měsícem +4

      I've never met ANYONE who said pregnancy is enjoyable. They love the concept and having a baby but they never do.
      I mean that's what people keep using to say women are sacrificing and loving. Because they go through pregnancy

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před měsícem +4

      @@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeI literally have seen multiple women in this comment section that said they enjoyed it. And I know women in real life who had minimal side effects and who were absolutely glowing, happy, and loving it! It’s obviously painful and difficult for many but we don’t need to sensationalize and scare women

    • @Lil_Ducky97
      @Lil_Ducky97 Před měsícem

      @@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeyea nah my mom loved being pregnant, so have a few women I’ve met..

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Před měsícem +1

      Not only is pregnancy different for everyone, but every pregnancy is different with the same person. I've had 3. My first was a breeze and I loved every minute. My second was still pretty easy, a few complications like hips popping out of socket.. that was pretty painful in the end, but it was still a great experience. My third, however... Hardest pregnancy, most complications. Constantly feeling sick, I couldn't get out of bed or eat anything the first 4 months. My whole body started to swell and my legs hurt so bad every night. Just many many issues. But, he's here now, he just turned 8 weeks old yesterday, and I'm happy I went through it.
      If he had been my first, though... I may have only had one child 😅

    • @frickfrack7075
      @frickfrack7075 Před měsícem

      ​@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommemy first pregnancy was very much enjoyable. I couldn't even tell I was pregnant aside from the little guy moving inside my belly.... Then obviously when labor came it was obvious. But, I never had any bad symptoms with my first.

  • @UN.SUNG-ZERO
    @UN.SUNG-ZERO Před měsícem +5

    Came here for wacky conspiracies and left knowing you either play the Pokémon TCG or just collect the cards!

  • @michaelmann8800
    @michaelmann8800 Před měsícem +20

    I love cilantro, but I can totally see how those who don't like it think it tastes like soap.

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess Před měsícem +3

      The last time I went to eat at a Mexican restaurant with my parents I realised this as well. To my mother it tastes like soap. I was eating some and could totally get the soap flavor, but it wasn't overpowering like it is for her. That's when I understood what they meant by that.

    • @naomihatfield3015
      @naomihatfield3015 Před měsícem +1

      It’s not that I don’t like it. It genuinely tastes like soap, and only soap. I wish I could experience what cilantro aficionados do, but a mouthful of Dawn kinda takes the Joy out of food, ya feel me?

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před měsícem +3

      @@naomihatfield3015we know, nobody is confused and you don’t have to defend yourself haha

    • @michaelmann8800
      @michaelmann8800 Před měsícem +1

      @@naomihatfield3015 I said I totally get how people think it tastes like soap. For me, it is a taste that actually produces a bright and refreshing flavor rather than a chemical or surfactant flavor like actual soap does. I've known many people who do not like it and lots of people who do like it. It just is what it is.

    • @ladycwin07
      @ladycwin07 Před měsícem

      Lol when I was younger growing up in a Spanish neighborhood tacos are served with onion and cilantro I always thought it tastes like soap 😂😂 I hated cilantro. Now I'm grown my order is cheese, lettuce,beans,cilantro and SC

  • @outtasightparasite
    @outtasightparasite Před měsícem +5

    As a pharmacy technician, it really does take that long. Our bad! We have so many protocols to follow it's ridiculous for us too.

    • @fadeuhhway
      @fadeuhhway Před 29 dny

      Also, isn't it true that for some pharmacies, the controlled substances are kept in a type of "vault" with a timer? I've heard of some places having something like that, where they had to wait to get medications like oxycodone and other opiates?

  • @m.kristofer
    @m.kristofer Před měsícem +36

    The DudeMan strikes again

  • @SubPriestPepsi
    @SubPriestPepsi Před měsícem +17

    And not a single "fell off" comment in sight. Beautiful.

    • @EatKittii
      @EatKittii Před měsícem +5

      nahh i need to stop looking before my day is ruined

    • @omatic_opulis9876
      @omatic_opulis9876 Před měsícem +1

      11 likes in 1 day, bro really fell off.

    • @brakistroier
      @brakistroier Před 29 dny +2

      Nature is healing

  • @bubbletractor
    @bubbletractor Před měsícem +17

    The beer thing is actually really weird. I had beer once or twice and it was gross, then I got on testosterone (as a trans man) and now i genuinely like the taste of beer. Hormones can change your sense of taste somewhat but it was surprising as hell

    • @brakistroier
      @brakistroier Před 29 dny

      Take my testosterone away so I can stop drinking this shit then 😭

    • @Wendigoof474
      @Wendigoof474 Před 15 dny

      Oh hell I didn’t know about that! Ive always liked beer anyway but I just started T not long ago, I wonder if my tastes will change

  • @oneandonlyTan
    @oneandonlyTan Před měsícem +80

    Beer really is disgusting

    • @Nataviaa
      @Nataviaa Před měsícem +8

      It Tastes Like Pisss

    • @SaiyaW
      @SaiyaW Před měsícem +2

      One day you’ll understand😩 beer is a go to

    • @TheNavigator4552
      @TheNavigator4552 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah, it's awful

    • @Nataviaa
      @Nataviaa Před měsícem +4

      @@SaiyaW Which Brand Is Best? Because They All Taste The Same Too Me lol. I Like IPA’s To An Extent.

    • @freakaxoidXD
      @freakaxoidXD Před měsícem

      youre not a real man

  • @_shenanigans_8337
    @_shenanigans_8337 Před měsícem +22

    I work at a pharmacy and typically we say 10-15 minutes because we can’t gurantee that in those 3 minutes it actually takes to fill a prescription that we don’t get super busy and then it becomes a mess and the patient gets upset cuz the 3 minutes passes.
    For example. I can fill a prescription in 1-2 minutes and if it’s in a stock bottle it literally takes 30 seconds. But a few steps in that process can increase the wait time from 1 minute to 15.
    Let’s walk through them together!
    First you have to process the Rx. So you push it through and the pharmacist has to approve it and send it to the production queue. This takes 10 seconds, but if the pharmacist is busy it can take an indefinite amount of time. If he’s on the phone it can take 5 minutes or so. So that step already takes a second. Sometimes the Rx will go straight to the production queue and that step is skipped so what’s next?
    Next step is we print the label for the RX and find it. At that point we run into more issues. Sometimes the people on production are already using the printer and are printing a batch. A batch can take minutes to finish printing and that’s assuming they’re only printing one. While I wait for it to print I go and grab the actual Drug off the shelf. This whole process can take 5 minutes in itself.
    Finally we fill the prescription. If it’s a box or stock bottle it can be as fast as 20 seconds. If we have to count it it can take a few minutes.
    Ok the prescription is now filled. Ready to go right!? No. The prescription then goes to the pharmacist side for verification which as I established can be immediate or it can take a while.
    All that together and all the potential issues take the wait time to about 10-15 minutes. But if everything goes perfectly the wait time is more accurately 3 or so minutes.
    So you may wonder how then we gauge the wait time. Typically we say 10-15 minutes because on an average day, with all the distractions that could happen it would take that long. But the more busy we get the longer we make the wait time. Not because we actually know it’ll take longer but mostly because multiple distractions can cause the wait time to increase exponentially.
    The last thing we want is to tell someone it’ll be 3 minutes just for it to be 15 and then they’re upset. If we tell them it’s 15 and we do it in 4 then we are performing above their expectations.
    But to claim that we do it so people can shop around more ? No that’s stupid. It’s just an issue of not being able to gurantee we can get it right away when, phone calls, other customers, printing issues, and other people also waiting for their Rx are in the way.
    If you ever show up to a pharmacy and you see that they don’t have many patients, you see that they’re well staffed and you recognize the pharmacist as their usual one and not a floater (floaters tend to suck and take longer to verify), and they say “it’ll be 10-15” it will probably be 4.
    And if you show up and they’re busy and they say “it’ll be 30 minutes” it will probably be 20.
    If we say it’ll be an hour it’s because we’re so backed up with stuff that we’re going to ignore your prescription for a little bit
    All of these issues can be avoided if you use the App or call ahead for any inquiries. If you show and your Rx isn’t done it’s probably your fault for A. Showing up too early
    B. Showing up during peak hours
    C. Not just calling in a refill
    If you want your Rx when you get there, call ahead or process it online. Say “I’m going to be there in 15” and we’ll make it a waiter and work on it

    • @joy-wire
      @joy-wire Před měsícem +4

      I'm a pharmacy tech in Greece, and here it's SO much simpler.
      The customer comes in with either a prescription code (sent by SMS by IDIKA), or a printed prescription (not handwritten, has a barcode that we can scan for convenience)
      We scan the code or type it in, grab whatever meds the system requests (they're prepackaged), and scan the barcodes on the item (which are in easily removable stickers). Then we hit ok and f3 to finalize, print out a paper where you put on the barcode stickers.
      Then ya sign that paper, you pay, and you're all done. A minute, maybe two if the printer acts up.
      Now the reason it takes 15 minutes is peak times, yes, when we get distracted with random stuff, or have to call the doctor for some clarification. That's not the issue however.
      The issue is that like 80% of our customers are locals/regulars AND OUR BOSS DECIDES TO CHAT WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. LIKE WTF WOMAN?? They even stand on the side of the counter or the entrance and block everyone's way! And god forbid you have to ask her about something important because Mr. Pavlo's swimming lessons are more important. Fυckin' hell.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před měsícem +1

      Not gonna lie, this is extremely patronizing in the way it’s written and it could have all been said in a couple of paragraphs! Goodness

    • @_shenanigans_8337
      @_shenanigans_8337 Před měsícem +1

      @@maddieb.4282 Not gonna lie I don’t give a shit! If you wanna read it in a patronizing tone.. then that’s all you bud. It’s the internet you make up your own voices for whatever you read.
      I didn’t intend it to be patrionizing but I guess I don’t really get to explain the work process much so I did get carried away, but no one forced you to keep reading on! Cry about it!

    • @_shenanigans_8337
      @_shenanigans_8337 Před měsícem +1

      @@joy-wire that sounds so nice. I’m currently sitting in my pharmacy avoiding work because I need a mental break but it would be nice to cut down on some of the steps. A lot of it is our specific pharmacy aswell just being super slow and old in its systems.

    • @KathleenM-sx9pj
      @KathleenM-sx9pj Před měsícem +1

      I wish the people at pharmacy I go to would be more willing to overshoot the estimated time. It's like they're scared that people are going to get mad at them if they ever say it's going to take longer than 20 minutes, so the longest they ever say it will take is 20 minutes, even if it's way longer.
      But I'm way more comfortable with dealing with a pharmacy that doesn't ever want to say it's going to take as long as it actually will than dealing with the pharmacy I used to go to that started to feel like a front for something shady.

  • @k0lpA
    @k0lpA Před měsícem +5

    1:00 mammoth are WAAAY bigger than elephants though, look it up
    4:00 I read someone killed someone by lacing their drink with a ton of eyedrops liquid

  • @CaraCreations1000
    @CaraCreations1000 Před měsícem +22

    she greg on my dude till i bro man

  • @lillyrose6568
    @lillyrose6568 Před měsícem +3

    Please make this a regular series. I can't get enough!

  • @BelenMarfil-yr9pg
    @BelenMarfil-yr9pg Před měsícem +3

    I just want you to know that I come back home from a long day at work, my head hurts and im tired af BUT, when I get to sit down, have dinner and watch your videos, I can't explain to you how relaxing it is. You have this way of making these videos so soothing and comforting even though the topics are sometimes "creepy" lol I just wanted you to know that I'm very glad I found your channel

  • @dudewhat4434
    @dudewhat4434 Před měsícem +39

    The deepest/silliest conspiracy is that I secretly love you all.
    Bet you didn’t see that one coming.

  • @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
    @taiscommentingaccountusedf1908 Před měsícem +14

    I feel frightened.
    He didn't.....
    He didn't welcome me back.
    My timbers have been shivered.

    • @brakistroier
      @brakistroier Před 29 dny

      I'll welcome you back, don't worry.
      Welcome back 😊

  • @rachelbullock1636
    @rachelbullock1636 Před měsícem +3

    "it's not about the games, it's about the cards" LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT THIS THE OTHER DAY. PREACH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @Skateandcreate9
    @Skateandcreate9 Před měsícem +56

    No joke almost every time i’ve tried meatless alternatives i have diarrhea the next day. My body hates that stuff.

    • @Polyeurythane
      @Polyeurythane Před měsícem +15

      Same. I was cursed with a whole host of health issues, including digestive issues, and despite my best efforts to eat Beyond Meat and Impossible meat I have extreme after effects. I think it’s due to how over-processed and filled with chemicals the actual plant material becomes to create said meat alternative, not to mention the factories are apparently horribly dirty.

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Před měsícem +15

      No it’s because you’re not used to it. Your gut is used to digesting meat. I’m not saying meat alternatives are healthier but veggie based stuff is what’s better for you. You’re just not used to it.

    • @sr.fluffuls
      @sr.fluffuls Před měsícem +6

      not even kidding, I have a lead belly. I've tried vegan meats and it's alright. never had a bad experience with em, but I get destroyed by even the slightest amount of sugar.

    • @Skateandcreate9
      @Skateandcreate9 Před měsícem +10

      @@halatiny6537i mean its not like im not eating vegetables i eat veggies every day of various types. Idk what it is.

    • @Saturnm0ss
      @Saturnm0ss Před měsícem

      @@halatiny6537or. Its just them? I never really eat meat alternitives but the few times i have ive been completly fine, everyones guts are different

  • @seanrasmussen2877
    @seanrasmussen2877 Před měsícem +6

    The Winds of Winter isn't even the last book. So that would mean he has TWO unfinished books. I will FOLLOW HIM TO THE GRAVE if this turns out to be true.

    • @flannelpillowcase6475
      @flannelpillowcase6475 Před měsícem +1

      Imagine if he dies before he finishes the series and just leaves the whole story unfinished lol

  • @NewEnglandBearsFan
    @NewEnglandBearsFan Před měsícem +5

    Conspiracy theory #485, Greg thinks we forgot about that one time he said he was gonna start posting 2 videos a week

    • @GregBroDudeMan
      @GregBroDudeMan  Před měsícem +3

      lol I was wondering if anyone remembered that. I still want to get to that point, I’ve just been so busy and kind of burned out on editing.

  • @twolfpack0012
    @twolfpack0012 Před měsícem +2

    Pharmacy technician here who worked retail for 8 years. We want to get you out as fast as we can so we can do the 400 other prescriptions and tasks we have to do. Everything is counted by hand. And insurance…don’t even get me started on their stupidity and hoops we have to jump through. Most of the time it takes 20 minutes just to get a human on the phone.

  • @BenedictDaGreat
    @BenedictDaGreat Před měsícem +2

    Im at the point where im always waiting for that specific moment in your videos where you get sidetracked so much by a certain topic that you end up discussing it so enthusiastically and then realize how far away you are from where you began. Never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @milliegoodwin5389
    @milliegoodwin5389 Před měsícem +4

    I'm jealous of the people who can eat cilantro/coriander it ruins so many curries and other cuisines for me
    Imagine taking a bite of a meal and all you can taste is spicy dish soap

  • @reid3031
    @reid3031 Před měsícem +24

    Good news, Greg, the Amazon AI story is actually true, they really did rather pay 1,000 Indians to monitor footage than rely on an AI

    • @GregBroDudeMan
      @GregBroDudeMan  Před měsícem +11

      It sounded so much like a joke that I assumed it was, that’s actually insane that they did that 😂😂

    • @melovekittie
      @melovekittie Před měsícem +1

      They had some AI. But they were using the Indians to TRAIN the AI to be accurate so it could take over fully and accurately.

    • @reid3031
      @reid3031 Před měsícem

      @@melovekittie apparently it was a wash, seeing how they're basically discontinuing it

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity Před měsícem

      Wendy's did the same thing.

  • @Marshimized
    @Marshimized Před 26 dny +8

    not a conspiracy but just a question: why do we raise our hands to knock on doors? the whole door is there to knock on but we choose to do it at head height. why? who programmed us like this? why did the first person to knock on a door decide to go through the effort to expend more energy than they had to? why were door knockers placed so high? shouldn't they have been placed somewhere more accessible, like near the doorknob? what if a child little person wanted to use it? this is so irresponsible. how many people have died a few seconds earlier than they were supposed to because of the unnecessary expenditure of energy throughout their lives? i'm in tears writing this. this breaks my heart. are there any symbolic meaning associated with the action of raising our arms to knock? have there been any studies or research conducted on the psychology or sociology behind this gesture? how does the act of raising our arms before knocking on a door relate to non-verbal communication or body language? in what ways might the physical act of raising our arms influence the perception or reception of the person behind the door? can variations in the way we raise our arms provide insights into individual or cultural differences? is this God?

  • @Vanedis
    @Vanedis Před měsícem +11

    Actually, in The Netherlands, pharmacies are just as slow in giving you the medicine. This person could be on to something.

  • @mrsphish96
    @mrsphish96 Před měsícem +3

    I’ve had two kids. I hated my last pregnancy cause I was in so much discomfort the entire time.
    I’m so excited to do it again. 😂😅

  • @quotenpunk279
    @quotenpunk279 Před měsícem +2

    The funniest thing about the image of beer being the manliest thing ever is that it actually contains estrogens. That's why alcoholics who drink a lot of beer get "beer-tits".

  • @KC-tx3ko
    @KC-tx3ko Před měsícem +2

    18:22 the brain is behind this! The halo effect is a cognitive bias - the overall joy of having a baby makes one less inclined to attribute negative traits to the memory.

    • @flannelpillowcase6475
      @flannelpillowcase6475 Před měsícem +2

      Ive always hated babies and will adamantly never get pregnant. Id rather die than care for a giant parasite inside my body for 9 months, go through hideous agony pushing it out, then have to care for it for 18+ years. Have always wondered if theres something wrong with my brain lol.

  • @KieranH612
    @KieranH612 Před měsícem +2

    Greg mentioning leeches while I'm drawing a leech as my dnd character's familiar 👀 new conspiracy GregBroDudeMan is omniscient

  • @CharleyA73
    @CharleyA73 Před měsícem +4

    Save the elephants? Nah, bro. Shave the elephants

  • @joeykeiner5503
    @joeykeiner5503 Před měsícem +3

    not my man breaking out the Pokemon cards. Thats a nice set though

  • @woeandagony
    @woeandagony Před měsícem +16

    Never been this early to a video ever in my life. Love you bro

  • @kurtdsmellsliketeenspirit
    @kurtdsmellsliketeenspirit Před měsícem +4

    i love gregbrodudeman he’s so silly

  • @dragonslayer616
    @dragonslayer616 Před měsícem +1

    I just found you a couple of weeks ago, and I'm obsessed. Your humor gets me lol. Got a super fan. Keep it up!❤❤❤

  • @Aiodiam
    @Aiodiam Před měsícem +1

    Marketing is insane. KFC literally convinced Japan that 'Christmas' was celebrated by specifically eating KFC

  • @bananafruit6060
    @bananafruit6060 Před měsícem +1

    Greg was so threatened by the Pokémon theory he had to pull out the card collection

  • @chzybean
    @chzybean Před měsícem +1

    10:36 My mom eats almost exclusively carnivore. She's also barely 5 foot tall and has an adorably soft and sweet voice. Had to argue with the guy at Arby's when he about had a fit over her tiny self asking for two 1/2 pound sandwiches with no bun. She finally convinced him she knew what she was ordering, then proceeded to eat all of it upon receipt.

  • @JonasWhite
    @JonasWhite Před měsícem +12

    There are approximately 450,000 elephants left in the world. Around 100 a day are killed by scumbag poachers tho

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 Před měsícem

      And then Germany banned import of hunting trophies and now faces the thread of 20000 elephants released into the German wild.😂

  • @sahirahvasquez6211
    @sahirahvasquez6211 Před měsícem +1

    Okay, but the meatless patty ramble- I can't even be surprised that it was Cracker Barrel's customers causing an uproar. Not surprised at all

  • @slarbiter
    @slarbiter Před 21 dnem +1

    "I don't know anything about Pokémon" *rants for an hour and flips though binder of cards*

  • @mechaniguy
    @mechaniguy Před měsícem +1

    black bean patties are indeed a thing, but beyond/impossible meat is probably more labor and ingredient intensive. BBPs definitely taste like it's just black beans mashed together lol.

  • @CaraCreations1000
    @CaraCreations1000 Před měsícem +8

    holy crap im gonna eat so many green bean

  • @kennethdaniel3889
    @kennethdaniel3889 Před měsícem +1

    Hi Greg, glad to see you’re back. I love your channel so much that I hit the like button the moment I see your face. Never watching the full video first because I know I’m in for a gr8 ride because I trust this channel to deliver.

  • @rosehipowl
    @rosehipowl Před měsícem +3

    Non-soap person here. Still don't like coriander (cilantro in America). It doesn't taste like soap to me, but it's still not a taste I like. I am the secret third person no one wants to tell you about

  • @brunebrizuela4503
    @brunebrizuela4503 Před měsícem +4

    Had a shitty day and saw you uploaded a video so it's automatically a wonderful day

  • @thedude5295
    @thedude5295 Před měsícem +2

    I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me. So, welcome back.

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B Před měsícem +1

    Honestly the beer one is true though 😆
    The conversation you consistently have with uncles as a man is about how you should drink beer, and how it tastes bad until you get used to it.

  • @connorbarnes9217
    @connorbarnes9217 Před měsícem +1

    Honestly I love watching your videos right to the very end! It kinda feels like a low stakes post credits scene ☺️

  • @BigHH88
    @BigHH88 Před měsícem +16

    React to arachnophobia PLZZZ

  • @BalancedBunny222
    @BalancedBunny222 Před 24 dny +1

    I can't tell you how many times I quietly searched for something to no avail. As soon as I asked someone, out loud, to help me find said item, that I found it within seconds. So weird..

  • @habibishapur
    @habibishapur Před měsícem +1

    About the beer conspiracy, OP forgets that we were making beer as soon as we started growing grain. Maybe he should try something other than bud light for once.

  • @theRPGmaster
    @theRPGmaster Před měsícem +1

    You can't hide your green bean stockpile from me forever, Greg. I will be coming to collect those beans.

  • @bwctubes
    @bwctubes Před 22 dny +1

    "One must imagine pregnant people happy."
    Did my boy just drop a Camus "Myth of Sisyphus" reference? High five.

  • @m.p.6039
    @m.p.6039 Před měsícem +16

    I love the idea of people with so little self control they have to have a food banned or else they won't be able to control themselves. "I smelled it, now I've got to eat it!"

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess Před měsícem +3

      The reality of food addiction. It's a real thing and nothing to do with control.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před měsícem +1

      You know people can have significant painful addictions to a lot of things right? Sex, gambling, food…. It’s not just heroin. Think for like one second

    • @wippok42
      @wippok42 Před měsícem

      ​​@@plumdutchess I agree its not funny, but it is all to do with control

  • @mellificus_
    @mellificus_ Před měsícem +1

    I'm one of the cilantro taste like soap gene havers and it bothered me to not know why for the longest time; so, a while back I did a little research and found the reason kinda interesting!
    Apparently those with the gene are more sensitive to the aldehydes in cilantro and these aldehydes are very similar to those in detergents and soaps. Neat how the body can make a little thing like a compound SO noticeable

  • @garethjohnstone9282
    @garethjohnstone9282 Před měsícem +1

    I never knew a fear of deep water and especially man made objects under water, were a specific real thing.
    THE worst thing I could imagine is having been on the titanic, and bobbing around in the ocean and being able to see hear and feel it under me, sinking, seeing the whole enormous bow hanging there then watch it slip into the abyss.
    I've listened to an audiobook of the survivors recollections of it. Absolutely everyone was calm and coordinated, even people IN the water. One account, is an overturned lifeboat with people stood on top, when a person in the water approaches to get on but is told not to, before it'll sink and he says "Very well boys. All thr best, and good luck to you all" literally.
    A lot of men were too proud to get on a lifeboat even after all the women and children were rescued.
    Imagine the chaos now. Every man woman and child for themselves.

  • @feyspirit2422
    @feyspirit2422 Před měsícem +1

    Conspiracy Theory: GregBroDudeMan is actually working for Big Cilantro and is being paid to tell people that a plant that tastes the way a burning plastic bag smells is yummy. He is being paid in shaved Mammoths!!!

  • @AlyKatIvy
    @AlyKatIvy Před měsícem +12

    I agree with the beer conspiracy cuz beer it’s gross 🤢

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 Před měsícem +1

    The conspiracy regarding meatless patties isn't an issue of whether or not it's an option but rather that it's a concern regarding meat substitutes replacing actual meat.

  • @uncutgem5161
    @uncutgem5161 Před měsícem

    Just been binging the channel lately, keep uploading scary stuff👀

  • @VancePantss
    @VancePantss Před měsícem +2

    The beer one is legit.

  • @vollied4865
    @vollied4865 Před měsícem

    Another relaxing video with our boi Greg

  • @ariwoodward
    @ariwoodward Před měsícem +1

    i heard kubbi at the end and i was so confused, I thought my music was playing and couldn't figure out where it was coming from
    i love kubbi, I've genuinely never seen anyone else listen to it or mention it

  • @admirable_kon5083
    @admirable_kon5083 Před 21 dnem

    "Moon is actually a balloon" has a nice ring to it... I like it! Hahaha 🤣

  • @HeartFastenedShut
    @HeartFastenedShut Před měsícem +1

    Cilantro tasted like soap my entire life until I had the first covid strain that almost ended me.
    Now it tastes like what I assume it should have tasted like?
    My entire sense of taste and smell changed.

  • @blakecarnes9400
    @blakecarnes9400 Před měsícem +1

    As someone who has never seen one of your videos before, I appreciate the intro

  • @InquisitorNocturne1
    @InquisitorNocturne1 Před měsícem +1

    forreal tho you should cover some ocean conspiracy theories on this channel !!

  • @elliothennessy8360
    @elliothennessy8360 Před 24 dny

    I’m sure this has already been said, but the Amazon thing is true. The algorithm training went very poorly. Six years in, something like 75% of purchases still required humans to write down what was bought. But keep in mind, these 1,000+ employees are in India, they’re being paid around $200 a month

  • @comicsfan6278
    @comicsfan6278 Před měsícem

    These are something to think about all day

  • @comradecat4632
    @comradecat4632 Před měsícem

    no joke, right after the segment where greg talks about being caught at the amazon grocery store I got an ad telling me to stop using amazon

  • @hannahcosky
    @hannahcosky Před měsícem

    You sir are funny and weird and I love it. Ready for my weird conspiracy..llamas are just a sheep and a giraffe gone wrong lol

  • @Edgeedman
    @Edgeedman Před měsícem

    Hey greg , i still remember when u had about 42k subs , cant wait for a million

  • @danaj-b9452
    @danaj-b9452 Před měsícem

    My new fav channel♡

  • @MissInformer
    @MissInformer Před 28 dny

    3:00
    Simple answer is, it's a mix of both. Pharmacies do a really have to mix together and create some prescription medications. I used to have a prescription acne medication, and it would take forever to pick it up. Turns out the reason why is because the way that medication works, it has to be mixed in the pharmacy and dispensed immediately because it was a one week supply with a one week shelf life. They would actually get mad at my family sometimes because we were active people and couldn't always make it to the pharmacy in time, so a medication they prepared for me is now not good and they have to make it again because it would expire before I was finished using it.
    They also have to make those two medicine ratio pills you'll get sometimes after surgery or tooth extraction. The ones with a very small amount of opioids to help with the pain. They have to press those in the store because that ratio of opioids to nsaid is based on YOUR bodyweight and your medical history, someone else wouldn't get the proper affect of the medication.

  • @wittykitty1
    @wittykitty1 Před měsícem

    McDonald's actually already has a plant-based burger pattie called the McPlant. You can get it in the UK and other countries, but it's not sold in the US (due to low sales after the trial introduction)

  • @meeheeheehee
    @meeheeheehee Před měsícem

    Watching this to drown out my familys boring conspiracies out

  • @dinolord2710
    @dinolord2710 Před měsícem +1

    Came from world box channel and i love the content on this channel

  • @Spartan-Of-Truth
    @Spartan-Of-Truth Před měsícem

    The thumbnail killed me! 😂😂😂.

  • @harrywhodeeknee4899
    @harrywhodeeknee4899 Před měsícem

    That Albert Camus reference was on point.