Take the bonus check or double it?? Safety man’s surprise bonus program doesn’t go to plan.

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  • @RiZenAsH
    @RiZenAsH Před rokem +468

    I’m not generous enough to just hand my money over like that. The bill collectors are lucky they get their cut.

    • @Sentient.A.I.
      @Sentient.A.I. Před rokem +17

      Shit if it dont hit my credit report they ain't getting none of it ^-^.

    • @AngelNearDestruction
      @AngelNearDestruction Před rokem +5

      @@Sentient.A.I. hell my credits already got screwed by a preditory credit card practice at a bank, let it hit my credit idgaf, it'll be gone in 5 years anyway

    • @pootieheadroflmao
      @pootieheadroflmao Před rokem +10

      Do the math. If everyone passes to the last guy on the crew and the proceeds are split equally...on a decent enough sized crew a $100 bonus could become over a thousand per person.

    • @sovietspy8260
      @sovietspy8260 Před rokem

      No kidding.

    • @AngelNearDestruction
      @AngelNearDestruction Před rokem +2

      @@pootieheadroflmao easy math. 50x2ⁿ, where ⁿ=passes+1. 4 passes is 1600. What I want to know is the look on safety man's face when everyone decided Pablo should get it and tell Pablo to avoid the safety man at all costs. An average factory has about 250 workers, this isn't a factory but they have a main site similar to a factory. Let's assume they 100 employees- pablo. 50x2⁹⁹= over 30 OCTILLION. Pretty sure NOBODY gets that, pretty sure that is more than millions times more than the world GDP. Do you realize how quickly that budget would fail? Let's the the budget is 100k. The budget would be reached after just 10 passes. Exponential growth gets out of hand very quickly.

  • @slapurmom5667
    @slapurmom5667 Před rokem +7

    My 35 years of working construction about the only thing I've ever seen construction workers share is beer food and conversation.

  • @victormendoza871
    @victormendoza871 Před rokem +50

    His face when he paused and said :
    " I dont like none of theses MF..."
    Priceless

  • @MrJinglejanglejingle
    @MrJinglejanglejingle Před rokem +223

    ...You really think the bossman isn't gonna go and conspire with all the other guys to double it around twice in a row and then split the money between all of them? Several hundred thousand bucks, and then they all split it evenly? Gotta be more than what they'd get individually.

    • @awesome7067
      @awesome7067 Před rokem +51

      Bossman would know better than anyone he can't trust any of his crew to hold the line there.

    • @cascada5200
      @cascada5200 Před rokem +31

      but what if it gets to Tool Room Tommy and he takes it ! He can't take that chance.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle Před rokem +4

      @@awesome7067 ...True.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle Před rokem +8

      @@cascada5200 ...Fair. Dispose of the body.

    • @dustinconnolly7258
      @dustinconnolly7258 Před rokem +3

      If the safety man keeps asking everyone cause they have the budget tbey all the the split anyways and get to fuck with safety man
      .
      Think

  • @Redslayer59
    @Redslayer59 Před rokem +42

    Somebody from my job tried that as I was clocking out. I took the 10 dollars and bought me taco bell

  • @gc9376
    @gc9376 Před rokem +27

    Roscoe: “So go ahead and give me the check or I’m going to have to go to another Anger Management class.”

  • @nickmac3426
    @nickmac3426 Před rokem +113

    I love how Ricky always keeps it 💯 he says exactly what I'm always thinkin on a job site! 😆 🤣

  • @Juror63
    @Juror63 Před rokem +6

    HELL! I'd be mad if the Tool guy got it! 🤣

  • @aspiringmen4374
    @aspiringmen4374 Před rokem +262

    Amazing how you do this and keep the characters constant with their personalities you’ve developed for them. Good job brother. You truly have a talent.
    Idea, i think ricky should have some disastrous dating expenses that reflect todays dating environment. Just a thought.

    • @cruzinsweetsntreats
      @cruzinsweetsntreats Před rokem +2

      Though he broke voice character as "Safety Man" with Roscoe, and "Boss Man" 🤔🤫😁

    • @summerp7811
      @summerp7811 Před rokem +5

      100% agree, to the point I caught myself saying "You know, those guys that do the job site parodies" (facepalm)

    • @davidwooden4175
      @davidwooden4175 Před rokem

      Ricky does have those already....child support.

  • @ou-kd9rc
    @ou-kd9rc Před rokem +6

    The company should double it and change everybody's lives...😂😂😂
    Now gimme that check human highlighter.

  • @pandahorn6733
    @pandahorn6733 Před rokem +8

    Same. Gimme that check. I got a gas tank to fill.

  • @Vikingwerk
    @Vikingwerk Před rokem +29

    We all want the money.

    • @RascaldeesV2
      @RascaldeesV2 Před rokem +3

      Yeah. I'm an engineer in a supposedly undermanned field. I can't afford an apartment and I have a master's.

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 Před rokem +3

      Yes, give me the bonus!

  • @nadgmz420
    @nadgmz420 Před rokem +29

    Had me laughing that the Bossman was throwing shade at tool room tommy, and was also expecting Roscoe to say something about not wanting to give Ricky double the money 😆🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @machinist7230
    @machinist7230 Před rokem +9

    Safety man never heard of the _prisoners dilemma_ 🤣👍

  • @michaelrobey9060
    @michaelrobey9060 Před rokem +21

    Hell ya! I have done this once with paying for someone else’s food because the had a truck load of people in it and I felt great to help out, but you know that it was not passed on to the next person. The average person doesn’t think this way anymore it’s just all about how much they can get and fuck the next person.😢

  • @mattbickle2621
    @mattbickle2621 Před rokem +6

    Roscoe anger management 😂😂😂😂😂 he reminds me of me at work

  • @cheezyridr
    @cheezyridr Před rokem +11

    among EVERYONE I HAVE EVER MET for the entire 37 years i been in the trades, i don't know ANYONE who would have decided differently than those guys

  • @country1116
    @country1116 Před rokem +10

    If its a 2000 dollar bonus and its doubled for 6 people the 6th person would get 64k so they should pull a fast one on the safty man and all come together and divide the money each getting around 10k

  • @tcm844
    @tcm844 Před rokem +9

    Honesty in these days and times is just refreshing.

  • @gregkilgore4035
    @gregkilgore4035 Před rokem +2

    Don't fill the tank. Sign me up for ANOTHER anger management class.
    Funny shit right there.

  • @Pops180
    @Pops180 Před rokem +52

    Even a $100 bonus, doubled ten times is $51,000. I would just get everyone to double it then divide it amongst the group. That a lot of beer and steak for Ricky lol

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 Před rokem +8

      That is how we would have done it in the Army. You got to use the system against itself for max benefit.
      The Spec 4 Mafia was pretty organized, we could have made sure nobody took it , till it reached the right amount.
      That was one mob you did not want to cross.

    • @aliampolizzi
      @aliampolizzi Před rokem +2

      100 * (2^10) = 104000

    • @Dimitri1221XxX
      @Dimitri1221XxX Před rokem +4

      @@aliampolizzi 100 * (2^10) = 102,400 Both wrong lol

    • @aliampolizzi
      @aliampolizzi Před rokem +1

      @Areresi But that would only help if I could read. Clearly that's too strong an assumption for me.

    • @BMcC78
      @BMcC78 Před rokem

      @@chrisperrien7055 Spec 4 Mafia - you mean those that couldn't make rank and got high-year tenured because they couldn't do their basic jobs?

  • @Matt-vg1fp
    @Matt-vg1fp Před rokem +5

    Also when are you going to make a Television show 😂 I'd watch it. 30 minutes per episode would be nice.

  • @tatteredshield8120
    @tatteredshield8120 Před rokem +21

    I actually low-key feel bad for safety man I feel like that was a good idea

    • @failegion7828
      @failegion7828 Před rokem +8

      Indeed, I'll take the doubled check that you pass. Thanks!

  • @kingdingaling4014
    @kingdingaling4014 Před rokem +5

    The way the folks I work with think we would double it all the way through then split it even in the end. Got to hit the company pockets for as much as you can.

  • @SuperJackwilson
    @SuperJackwilson Před rokem +68

    The problem with this is they would only go for the double if they could control what order they got asked, 3 people know they going to be asked this back to back and discuss it the first 2 would double and the third would take because he would be getting 4x what the first guy got offered so if the 3 agree to split it the all get an extra 1/4 throw 1 more person in thats an 8x bonus split between 4 people, 5 people would be 16x, if they knew this was coming and organized it properly they would bankrupt the company after about 10 people sharing a 512x bonus

    • @mmmaxwell5374
      @mmmaxwell5374 Před rokem +18

      That would require trust and cooperation. Ain't none of that there.

    • @LeonaPrime
      @LeonaPrime Před rokem +3

      @@mmmaxwell5374 No, it just requires cooperation and a very strongly worded contract.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Před rokem +5

      The trick is talk 2 idiots into this and then don't split shit

  • @mr.sanders2193
    @mr.sanders2193 Před rokem +7

    Thank you for making my parents happy every time you upload

  • @BoogieBitch777
    @BoogieBitch777 Před rokem +11

    Surprised that you didn't have Ricky ask Safety man if he wanted the bonus check or double it and give it to someone else 😂

  • @DillonDaVillain222
    @DillonDaVillain222 Před rokem +5

    Props to the safety man for wanting to do some good lmaoo

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 Před rokem +10

    Shame they couldn't all agree to hold off until the last person got the bonus and then split it. Doubling it each time is a lot more than their individual bonuses put together. But I know not one of them would dare risk it 😂

  • @craigquann
    @craigquann Před rokem +6

    I already feel like Roscoe and he's old enough to be my old man.

  • @VampyricDoge14
    @VampyricDoge14 Před rokem +6

    Man, imagine if they found out about this before it happened. Plan it out, keep on doubling it, split it up at the end, and everyone actually gets a goddamn bonus like they should.
    Yeah, that wouldn't work. I'd just take it.

  • @4EverParkedLS
    @4EverParkedLS Před rokem +4

    Sounds like the post office, they encourage you to donate unused vacation time to coworkers 😂

  • @B20V-SOL
    @B20V-SOL Před rokem +9

    Lol I love your videos, they're fkn hilarious. I learned how to weld by a guy that if he gained about 50 pounds you'd mistake him for Roscoe, may even be his age too!

  • @jarenwigden4599
    @jarenwigden4599 Před rokem +9

    Hilarious dude keep doing what you do best

  • @gnatsum1988
    @gnatsum1988 Před rokem +4

    Amen brother and that's real world talk!?!

  • @Yume10605
    @Yume10605 Před rokem +5

    Love this video and it also really does show off what companies will do to try and not treat their workers fairly. Hell I'm working as a CNA for a home health care company and they are just paying me $12 an hour and rather then fair insensitive for not calling out they just put our names in a raffle for a gift basket or something else stupid. Not to mention when they give out gas card...they have chosen the most expensive gassation to get cards from in my area.

    • @dannythroneberry6078
      @dannythroneberry6078 Před rokem +1

      My wife does that job and she is one of the highest paid cna's there. She is only making $9.50 hr. There is no raffles, gas cards or any other extra incentives to show up. They didn't even get the hazard pay that the government gave out for working through the pandemic. That pay was split up between the rn's who worked in the office, who were, by the way, working from home during that time.

    • @Yume10605
      @Yume10605 Před rokem +1

      @@dannythroneberry6078 yeah. My office workers aren't even medical professionals. And they close the office at drops of rain or flakes of snow.

  • @gregoryarmistead3228
    @gregoryarmistead3228 Před rokem

    You are a complete trip good laughs keep up the great work

  • @cathelinam9064
    @cathelinam9064 Před rokem +1

    I would be in anger management class with Rosco...Boss Man! 🤣🤣

  • @carlosv393
    @carlosv393 Před rokem +1

    I felt that when Roscoe said that if the bonus check wasn't gonna be enough to fill his tank, then to go ahead and get calling them anyways hahahahahahaha fuck me I lost it

  • @chrisearley3573
    @chrisearley3573 Před rokem

    great to meet you this last weekend mudding. You are the real deal. Keep up the great videos

  • @joseph8665
    @joseph8665 Před rokem

    Brother your the best . My God bless you and the angels protect you

  • @jimmyhardingsr.1920
    @jimmyhardingsr.1920 Před rokem +1

    That was pretty good at the end with the boss man 😂

  • @hilham89
    @hilham89 Před rokem

    I was waiting for someone to ask the safety man the same question

  • @keithl2110
    @keithl2110 Před rokem

    Safety man thinking they will all double and pass it full circle back to him...😄😄

  • @jefferycherrysr6568
    @jefferycherrysr6568 Před rokem

    Man I swear you are hilarious

  • @gabrielnino5194
    @gabrielnino5194 Před rokem

    If they did this at my work place they would've had the same problem🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DiabolicGoth
    @DiabolicGoth Před 2 měsíci

    This channel is waaay too relatable to me 🤣

  • @tommoriarty1160
    @tommoriarty1160 Před rokem

    Roscoe had me dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @realMWO
    @realMWO Před rokem +1

    I’m 24 and I already feel like I’m on Roscos path. Lol

  • @jesusstout7450
    @jesusstout7450 Před rokem

    That was a great video as always

  • @DustinDIY
    @DustinDIY Před rokem +4

    Ricky is the owner part 2!

  • @doctordeath.5716
    @doctordeath.5716 Před rokem +3

    Only the safety man would think of pulling a doubling up on a bonus smfh

  • @alpacaabiyt6087
    @alpacaabiyt6087 Před rokem

    LMAO! This stuff is spot on.

  • @Mike_MFn_Jones
    @Mike_MFn_Jones Před rokem

    Another great video !!! Thanks ☺

  • @tractorboy31
    @tractorboy31 Před rokem

    truth here. we may work together but free money. send it to me and we good. they aint that good of a friend.

  • @tangsoo128
    @tangsoo128 Před rokem

    I think this was the funniest one you've done yet

  • @capcloud652
    @capcloud652 Před rokem

    Wish I could afford you be that generous

  • @jimhardiman7735
    @jimhardiman7735 Před rokem +2

    These are hilarious till you realize this guy walks around a shop talking to himself loud and records it.

  • @theePillar
    @theePillar Před rokem

    HAHAHAHA the end 😂

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 Před rokem +2

    Safety man thinks to highly of people!

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 Před rokem

    Same here, could not run the risk that a tool room guy won. Unacceptable.

  • @fryreartechnology7611
    @fryreartechnology7611 Před rokem +1

    😂 give me the money 😂

  • @matthewdieter3003
    @matthewdieter3003 Před rokem +1

    The big brain move since it's compounding is double it pass it to the next person and that last person splits it and everyone get more. I haven't finished watching yet FYI 🧠🤯 so let's see where this goes .

  • @khodiblunkit2723
    @khodiblunkit2723 Před měsícem

    Lmao. Bossman said "yeah you should keep trying it!" 😂 These are my kind of people, this is why i appreciate construction workers. Yall know how to live, and not only that the humor y'all have is up to speed with mine!

  • @evanstedman7405
    @evanstedman7405 Před rokem +1

    Id take the bonus check any day. It don't matter to me if I'm the first person you offer it to or the last... Screw everybody else I'm in the workforce for the money and I'll take every cent I can get...

  • @chrisgossett2592
    @chrisgossett2592 Před rokem

    Go ahead and sign me up for one of those anger management classes too

  • @silaskey4310
    @silaskey4310 Před rokem

    Love your videos

  • @lawrenceordone6136
    @lawrenceordone6136 Před rokem

    I literally cried laughing 🤣🤣 when he said this better be enough for a full tank of gas or Ina have to schedule another anger management class

  • @donttalkjustplay4274
    @donttalkjustplay4274 Před rokem

    Shiiii, nah bro hand it over 🤣

  • @kitkatbieber9417
    @kitkatbieber9417 Před rokem

    The only way anyone would agree to doubling it is if they still walk away with it.

  • @TheTrueGlaukos
    @TheTrueGlaukos Před rokem +1

    as much fun as it might be to think that way, it means that the first person in that sequence who ISN'T generous gets the money. not exactly the type of person you want to give the money to when you can just get a bonus instead. even if I wanted to give someone my money I'd just take the bonus and then hand it to them directly, less chance of them missing out because the person before them decided to take the life changing amount of money.

  • @moonflow23
    @moonflow23 Před rokem

    Y'all need to do one with land surveyors.

  • @TwizslurD
    @TwizslurD Před rokem

    Give me that opportunity and I'm definitely changing someone's life!
    They had a chance at getting a bonus check, and I'm changing that..

  • @jays9086
    @jays9086 Před rokem +2

    Safety man should have started with himself or tool room tommy as they the only 2 that would give it to double!!

  • @Puterrrr
    @Puterrrr Před rokem

    safety man you double the money and i will gladly collect it. lol

  • @lloydcastleton
    @lloydcastleton Před rokem

    Unfortunately, that is the truth.

  • @timothyconrad6913
    @timothyconrad6913 Před rokem +2

    Have the whole company double it. Last guy takes the check and splits it evenly. Everyone gets a massive check

  • @ebr-fan1117
    @ebr-fan1117 Před rokem

    Run that money.

  • @mexldtivianne5386
    @mexldtivianne5386 Před rokem +1

    I could totally see word of this event getting around and the crew all get together to send the bonus to the moon and then split it at the end.

  • @capcloud652
    @capcloud652 Před rokem

    Wish module afford you be that generous

  • @CorvoFG
    @CorvoFG Před rokem

    When management has no understanding of its workforce..

  • @AaronCook83
    @AaronCook83 Před rokem +1

    When you realize safety man was last...

  • @kennethtimmons2942
    @kennethtimmons2942 Před rokem

    Real truth

  • @UltraInstinctB4rd0ck
    @UltraInstinctB4rd0ck Před rokem

    Wish my company would do that

  • @ryanc8188
    @ryanc8188 Před rokem

    A construction job site is the worst place to try one of those stunts 🤣🤣 no body is going to give someone else a chance to get ahead, especially a sparky 🤣🤣

  • @SuperDad1776
    @SuperDad1776 Před rokem

    They should have kept passin it an split it it would have been way more for each of them 😂

  • @Linky609
    @Linky609 Před rokem +1

    This is where you coordinate and double it until you get to the last guy then split it all up at the end.

  • @sinnlygormes9089
    @sinnlygormes9089 Před rokem

    I like alot of people I work with but I'm at work to make money I try be charitable but if I got the offer I'm taking the money I got bills man!

  • @joedyer1785
    @joedyer1785 Před rokem

    Thanks

  • @robhobson4963
    @robhobson4963 Před rokem

    It's better to give than to receive......except in the case of Ricky Roscoe and Pablo!!!!! U know they gettin that MONEY!!!

  • @zexmarques3260
    @zexmarques3260 Před rokem

    I'd find the damn employee listing alphabetically and go down that chain

  • @Max-po5sx
    @Max-po5sx Před rokem

    Ain't that the truth where everybody works after you work after a while of working at one place you end up despising everybody. Nobody would double nothing at my job they would straight up take it every single time

  • @tracysteins2020
    @tracysteins2020 Před rokem

    If this was 2.5 years ago and people weren't rolling the pocket change for gas and food. I believe the pay it forward.. Now grandparents are having to become OGs in the supermarkets against others just to eat

  • @OldBuzzardProduction
    @OldBuzzardProduction Před rokem +1

    tell them ricky

  • @ThatsKap88
    @ThatsKap88 Před rokem

    Safety man just wanted 2 bonus checks

  • @gusmartinez90
    @gusmartinez90 Před rokem

    Hell no, let me get that money

  • @genitacles1725
    @genitacles1725 Před rokem +1

    Everyone knows how it works... If even one guy would pass on the bonus, that money would go to someone in the office. And I don't mean a secretary. To one of the guys with a comfy chairs who complains that all he ever does is take clients out for lunch, golf with clients, or have watch every home professional football game from the company skybox with clients. I mean he had to pay his own money to gas up once in the 90s, he needs all the help he can get.

  • @countrystyleco2010
    @countrystyleco2010 Před rokem +1

    This is truth in the trades, outta the pipeline company i work for, i might like 2 ppl, and were in 22 states,

  • @nike12000haha
    @nike12000haha Před rokem

    Hahahahaha sooo true!!!

  • @michealbaxley9805
    @michealbaxley9805 Před rokem

    Pablo should have gotten it. He needs to pay off some of the equipment he has destroyed and use some to hire better lookouts when immigration does a surprise look in.