Bertcast # 309 - Robert Kelly, Mike "Cowhead" Calta, Galvin, & ME
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- čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
- Today on the Bertcast, I sit down at the cowhead cruise with Robert Kelly, Mike "Cowhead" Calta, and Galvin. We talk about how Sober October is going, drinking, the cruise, I get into an argument with Bobby, and much more!
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Bert had 3 guys on that make him look skinny!
Too bad that dont count for the sober October belt.
I feel bad for the furniture
A lot of Beef
He's stage one obese, the rest are morbidly obese.
Damn you know that side of the ship is sinking with all them in the same room
Frank Rizzo
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Can't believe I am going to say this, but Bert is not fat for once.
the only thing safe on that cruise is the salad.
Loll, look at Bert, playing " im the pretty girl of the group" and " the skinny one too"..... Loll
Need more Bobby Kelly keeping Bert honest... That's the show, I would watch everyday. Wasn't listening to ur podcast b4 Bobby but I am now thx.
You should check out the older ones with Dan Soder, Joe List and Luis J Gomez. Those are amazing
1:15:00-1:35:00 Bart being overly sensitive because he's sober.
I was just thinking he sounds like my wife complaining about people not listening when they have ears.
If someone did that on Bobby's podcast hed throw a fit
It's so nice of Bert to have his 2 brothers and his dad on.
BERTCAST #309 - AUDIO/VIDEO *PODCAST TIMECODE DIFFERENCE = **16:09*
only halfway through, but man.. i love the solo and/or 1-on-1 Bertcast episodes, but it really takes the fun to 11 for me when theres 2-3 guests on. incredible show so far. fuckin love Bobby, man. for anyone enjoying the CZcams version, Bert reiterates in the intro read that he and Bobby have been friends for many years- this is just how you work things out with great friends sometimes. i want to believe that i know each of the two well enough that, if i hadnt heard the intro first, id know that they werent fighting or anything. thanks, guys. all the best!
4 minutes and 32 second of Bert touching his face. Lmao
When was the last time Bert was the smallest person in a room?
@@johng.4711 He was born by the gods and installed with the mickey mantle gene at the beginning of adulthood and was so big they had to drop him off in florida.
OMG u r so right! haha Brutal
I really hope this room they're in is in the center of the boat. or there's no way the ship isn't tilting. they're probably a bunch of people pinned up against wall on one side of the ship
This episode sounds like bert talking to bert with a cold
“I dont like being confrontational”
-Bert
Do they all have the Mickey Mantle gene?
For morbid obesity?
Bert is having a breakdown. This shitshow is awkward.....totally not an alcoholic
Fat Companion?
bert is somehow the skinniest one but bobby still has the prettiest face.
And voice. Wanna spitroast him with me?
Spitroast me guys :(
Everybody: "Bert we like you better sober."
Bert: "I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT ME WHILE I TELL A STORY"
Everybody: "i'm not sure this podcast is going great it's like mommy and daddy are fighting."
Bert looking skinny!
Maybe Bert should keep drinking lol
Grown men have a disagreement, no fighting , yelling or CUSSING I read comments saying Bert is being a crybaby but in reality its just great communication imo
Legit watched this with my face all twisted up from staring at the floor just waiting for it to collapse
A lot of Mickey Mantle gene in that room
1:14:00 MAN does Bert get sassy when he’s not drinking and I love it!
Cholesterolics Anonymous meets every Wednesday. Defibrillators are provided. BYOCPAP
That boat is just going in circles with all of them on one side.
I didn’t enjoy this particular episode 🤷🏻♂️
Okay, when Bert said he had a black widow infestation I rolled my eyes and thought to myself "That's just how California is." But holy shit, that really is an infestation! And I just had to squash a huge wolf spider this evening. Those fuckers are fast too!
And I have had wolf spiders spin in midair to face me in battle. They are insane
The combined fat reserves in this episode could feed a small Inuit village for years.
In terms of style choice and builds these 4 are what most people assume americans look like
Wow, Bert looks so good! What kind of camera tricks did you use to get Bert to look so skinny?
I've never been a fan of the idea of a cruise but a "machine cruise" would be unmissable
This might be the best podcast Bert has ever done because it's a bunch of professionals and friends getting fucking real 🔥🔥🔥💯
It's almost as if those three guys are just totally exhausted with Bert. A few days on a cruise will do that to you - and I totally get where Bert was coming from, notice how attentive everybody was AFTER he brought it up.
Damn, way to derail your own podcast Bert....
the whole arguing for 20 plus min for not listening. turned into me not listening. good bye.
Same. Bert was being a massive tool
That's the calta effect. Fucking fat slob of a man.
WHOLE LOT OF MASS IN THAT ROOM......TSSSSS
THEIR FAT! HOMERUN CHIPPAH!
Its a pod of comedians in ther natural habitat
Listening only I was getting confused of who was talking because 3 of you sound so similar
The guy in the black shirt next to him even laughs the same way
Bert and Bobby i think his name is sound fucking identical.
Great podcast guys
I can smell the diabetes from here. Which one loses a foot first?
Comments are the funniest part of this tbh
Bob Kelly is in fucking GREAT shape.
"Go smash your fruit in the hall!" What a knee-slapper!
cowhead's body is leaking over the chair arms
I hear Brad Kessler and each of these guys died after the show from 4 strokes.
Superb 👏👏👏
I would be willing to bet those little fellas together tip the scales around 1200 lbs. Thats a lot of Man. Lol
A "ton" of fun
Jim Norton would be Bobby Kelly had he found food before edging.
Bobby Kelly got that Benjamin Button.. slowly turnin back into a big ass baby
Are you trying too tell me that these 4 people did not eat everything on the boat including other passengers in the 1st 2 hours?
The only time Bert has looked skinny
Good thing you have really sturdy chairs in the room .
I downloaded this and my phone gained two pounds
150 fat jokes in this comment section and somehow I managed to find the funny one.. Well played lol
They were too lazy to even put their own sugar and creamer in their coffee.
king pin looks like hes gonna die.
The way Bert got super unnecessarily mad at Bobby about talking off pod for a second, makes me wonder if he needs to get back to drinking to make him happy Bert again.I mean, wow, that was an unnecessary response to poor Bobby.
The sauce blunts that.
311!!!! yesss bert please join us on the cruise
I JUST WONA RIDE!!!
Great Podcast ... mates debating within the BLAZE!
I once saw Bruce Bruce take Amy Schumer to an all you can eat buffet, this episode is still the fattest thing I've ever seen.
This should've been an audio podcast :(
Love this episode
Galvin looks like Hurk Dubman Jr. Haha
I liked Aislyn Bea. I liked the discourse. Didn’t really think it was all that overboard. She talkin u talking all good.
No, you said it, you said I was funny. How am I funny? What am I a clown? Am I here for your amusement? What the fuck about me is so funny?
I would love to see Bobby Kelly on joe’s podcast when he has Bert and Tom....that shit would fucking hilarious.
Boar hunting in a tree story 1:02:00 = 😂
Yeah, if there were a house fire Bert would be the first one out.
Fuck bert there was literally a spider on my bed 2mins after that spider bit, its 2am im not sleeping now
That’s the biggest hotel room I’ve ever seen!
The "I ate Mickey Mantle" gene
Those sneaker slides Bobby's got on....i can't...
This is it chief!
Classic Bobby Kelly argument
Why is Galvan dressed like the guy from balls of fury.
Johnny Bananas really let himself go
Room service? More baby powder!
Someone needs to do an edit of Mike and Galvin zoomed in on their faces during the listening argument.
I would not want to be working at that buffet
And why do people drown on these ships when they go down?
No disrespect Bert but please don't take any firearms advice from cowhead haha!
Bert fucking with his nose at the whole ending of this video.
I wish Bobby Kelly would move the mic so i could count how many chins he has.
"my wife is never home" works for two days, goes for shoping, and exersices, like wtf shes home like 24/7
Like the other guy said, BERT, YOU AREN'T FAT (when you're around those three guys). WOW those three guys have guts below their guts. The way they have to sit, the three of them have full diapers. Bert, you're in fantastic shape.
And what happened to Galvin?! He used to brag about running, exercising, and being in shape. WOW.
what is this? the four guys that can't ride on an elevator together podcast?
I can't tell who is dying first here but definitely someone in this group is dead in less than 5 years
Is this the fat camp cruise reunion.
Awesome.. Wake up in the parents new house you forgot you went to.. "Who are these people with pictures of me"?..
Blawb Kelly
ligitmuffin u
God that room has to stink
They are sweating just sitting there.
You know what, DUUUUUUDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT GUY IS 47!!? They all look about 60 y/o
1:15:30 focus bobby!!!!
Leedle leedle leedle lee
Damn?…. What about some diet and exercise???!!☝️🤣🤣
Theres a good 1400 pounds of human there
These comments are brutal! Can't stop reading tho
“The obesity episode”
Kelly should have been Fisk in daredevil
Bobby’s shoes are infuriating...and when he adjusted his belly is HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEE