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  • čas přidán 28. 12. 2022
  • This kind of delivery man / @Quad_Lock
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  • @MindoverNonsense
    @MindoverNonsense Před 5 měsíci +17940

    Everyone has a plan until somebody comes right in front of your bike out of nowhere

    • @RubencitoPy
      @RubencitoPy Před 5 měsíci +111

      Eso es lo peligroso

    • @Master000Flamaster
      @Master000Flamaster Před 5 měsíci

      Amen. Guy is an idiot

    • @WJINTL
      @WJINTL Před 5 měsíci +402

      Or you keep to the walls, walk around a corner only to be wiped out by a bike doing 30mph cutting corners round buildings

    • @user-mh5zp8qs4y
      @user-mh5zp8qs4y Před 5 měsíci +23

      Absolutely 💯 right 👍

    • @RazorbaX
      @RazorbaX Před 5 měsíci +25

      Everyone has a plan until you have to go back up.

  • @stuby_du
    @stuby_du Před rokem +8382

    That “curry with the rice” order just became “curry in the rice”.

  • @sauvage5923
    @sauvage5923 Před 3 měsíci +1680

    The phone holder is the real hero here.

    • @nithin4758
      @nithin4758 Před 3 měsíci +8

      That's helment cam 😂😂

    • @unepersonneici1227
      @unepersonneici1227 Před 3 měsíci

      Look in the middle of the video... ​@@nithin4758

    • @user-of5gk3pf9s
      @user-of5gk3pf9s Před 3 měsíci +35

      ​@@nithin4758the phone holder that's holding the phone??

    • @user-of5gk3pf9s
      @user-of5gk3pf9s Před 3 měsíci +8

      He talking about how steady the phone holder is. It don't send the phone flying lol

    • @nithin4758
      @nithin4758 Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂 oh sorry lol

  • @aarongray7447
    @aarongray7447 Před 3 měsíci +257

    All I think of is John Wick falling downstairs.😅

    • @lucasverhagen594
      @lucasverhagen594 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Best comment 👏🏻👏🏻
      I was looking here to see if anyone else was thinking this

    • @dashingtherouxthesnow4017
      @dashingtherouxthesnow4017 Před 2 měsíci

      You can't really tell in the video but these stairs are STEEP. I went a few months back with the mission of running all the way up without stopping, because I'd seen John Wick 4 and felt cocky. Boy, I felt so sick near the top that my legs near enough buckled by the time I cleared the last flight. The speed that this guy must've been going is nuts, I'd never even consider this.

    • @Lokie408
      @Lokie408 Před měsícem

      I was about to comment, "is this where they filmed John wick?"

    • @user-bu6df3rj1r
      @user-bu6df3rj1r Před 16 dny

      同じこと考えてる人いたー!
      ジョンウィックは最高の映画だよな

    • @ListenFight
      @ListenFight Před 12 dny

      Вот только хотел написать😂

  • @apollyonn2447
    @apollyonn2447 Před rokem +9117

    Man's got a lot of trust in his knees, his bike, and the empty roads

    • @Xaol
      @Xaol Před rokem +54

      Suspension absorbs shock

    • @SebastianRamirezzzz
      @SebastianRamirezzzz Před rokem +648

      @@Xaol won’t absorb the shock of the 6yr old he decimates flying into those corners

    • @plushkaplushov115
      @plushkaplushov115 Před rokem +49

      and also a lot of trust in the phone handler

    • @wujek7616
      @wujek7616 Před rokem +69

      @@SebastianRamirezzzz skill issue

    • @DiscipleofJesusFr
      @DiscipleofJesusFr Před rokem +13

      Jesus is the Way!

  • @gladstring
    @gladstring Před rokem +7006

    "So this is why my food always looks like that when I get it" 💀💀💀

  • @spaghetti_sauce0507
    @spaghetti_sauce0507 Před 4 měsíci +117

    Bro he should've been in the jock wick movie

    • @zombe1990
      @zombe1990 Před 3 měsíci +22

      I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else thought the same

    • @femfurcat
      @femfurcat Před 3 měsíci +4

      He wouldn't have expected that for sure

  • @maka3327
    @maka3327 Před 4 měsíci +54

    " dead people and stupid people have something in common, what !? They don't feel pains, it is only painful for others "
    'Probably Ricky Gervais!? '

  • @tobiq-airsoft6583
    @tobiq-airsoft6583 Před rokem +9844

    "Where's my food?"
    "Sir, this is the police. Your delivery man got a stick in his spokes and fucking died."

  • @Theafroarab123
    @Theafroarab123 Před rokem +6177

    Actual footage of our grandparents describing their ride to school

  • @rizukipotatos8760
    @rizukipotatos8760 Před 4 měsíci +127

    This is what the police should be giving tickets to, not just motorbike riders😂

  • @sylvesterstillalone1
    @sylvesterstillalone1 Před 3 měsíci +17

    Bro riding that cycle as if he's in GTA game (infinite respawn, no consequences)

  • @Cee3p0
    @Cee3p0 Před rokem +10234

    Imagine tracking your order and seeing a man on a peddle bike just flying towards you

  • @BeLikeNeymar-off
    @BeLikeNeymar-off Před 10 měsíci +2546

    Bro took “if we don’t deliver in 30 mins, you get free” to a whole another level

    • @xtrm-ru9er
      @xtrm-ru9er Před 10 měsíci +3

      111 like no cout let me fix that

    • @Genghiskhan.
      @Genghiskhan. Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@xtrm-ru9er ah yes, no cout

    • @c.e.o2238
      @c.e.o2238 Před 10 měsíci

      Magnates media 😂😎

    • @Raizdes
      @Raizdes Před 10 měsíci

      To a whole nother not another but ok

  • @Mitti230
    @Mitti230 Před 4 měsíci +8

    タイヤがパンクしそうで怖いけど階段降りてる時の音めっちゃ好き笑

  • @BrockSamson18
    @BrockSamson18 Před 4 měsíci +21

    Sir, I ordered a pizza. You have delivered me a soup.

  • @Gandi2000
    @Gandi2000 Před rokem +24803

    "Your driver is 30 minutes away."
    *Arrives in 5 minutes*

    • @Buggabones
      @Buggabones Před rokem +801

      Sir, my food is a pile of mush.

    • @Oscar-15.
      @Oscar-15. Před rokem +491

      @@Buggabonesatleast I got it here earlier.

    • @aaronhotchnerzoltfbi8085
      @aaronhotchnerzoltfbi8085 Před rokem +56

      💀💀💀

    • @aaronhotchnerzoltfbi8085
      @aaronhotchnerzoltfbi8085 Před rokem +242

      "Why is my food mixed with my drink?"

    • @sasino
      @sasino Před rokem +41

      I've done a lot of crazier stuff with my bike, I would skitch (hold on to) buses and trucks daily without the drivers noticing

  • @cloakface-sv5sm
    @cloakface-sv5sm Před rokem +33309

    That man feels more confident on his bike than I feel on my bare legs bruh

  • @ASMR_Slime65
    @ASMR_Slime65 Před 3 měsíci +6

    my anxiety: 📈📈

  • @TheAssassin2024-7
    @TheAssassin2024-7 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is him after playing "Riders Republic" 😂

  • @heavenlytoned5998
    @heavenlytoned5998 Před rokem +35857

    Someone needs to tell him humans don't respawn irl 😭

    • @desertgrowndank7256
      @desertgrowndank7256 Před rokem +265

      What you think he's gonna die from crashing on a bike?? You people have the most fucking comfy lives lmao or have never been outside

    • @firefist5904
      @firefist5904 Před rokem +2708

      @@desertgrowndank7256 wait till you find out about motorcycle accidents

    • @shutoutvideos3986
      @shutoutvideos3986 Před rokem +1876

      @@desertgrowndank7256 he’s going to be critically injured, probably months in the hospital and then rehab, OP is right. Also if he hits his head too hard hes gone.

    • @snoopah3077
      @snoopah3077 Před rokem +1532

      @@desertgrowndank7256 You've never went outside son. You haven't seen anything. I could tell from experience a bike could kill you. This is a full grown man's weight multiplied by its speed. Simple physics. Mass x Acceleration = Force.

    • @heavenlytoned5998
      @heavenlytoned5998 Před rokem +899

      @@desertgrowndank7256 Did you not see the *concrete steps* he was barreling down?? Anything could happen. Instead of learning the hard way with a broken bone and a trip to the hospital, I'd rather just be smart, okay? Go be built different somewhere else please.

  • @BHolyCow
    @BHolyCow Před rokem +68744

    Imagine walking around a corner and this dude just takes you out

    • @Max-zu8xj
      @Max-zu8xj Před rokem +1059

      That's the one feeling I'd like to just check out

    • @vajahshameer
      @vajahshameer Před rokem +70

      😂

    • @TeaLeaf91
      @TeaLeaf91 Před rokem +2080

      I’m a wheelchair user and have almost been hit by careless bicycle and skateboard users several times when turning around a corner and they weren’t going nearly as fast as this person. Could only imagine what would happen…

    • @bretthemminger2276
      @bretthemminger2276 Před rokem +69

      U can hear him coming unless your def

    • @bretthemminger2276
      @bretthemminger2276 Před rokem +72

      ​@@TeaLeaf91 a few people might bunny hop you but yea most don't think of things like that but inthis vid you prolly wouldn't be there by your self to many stairs

  • @g4bXL
    @g4bXL Před 3 měsíci +9

    Pizzeria: if the pizza arrives after 30 minutes it is free!
    The damn delivery man:

  • @carlobesacchi5036
    @carlobesacchi5036 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Evervone has a plan until somebody comes right in front of your bike out of nowhere

  • @KP-oz4il
    @KP-oz4il Před 9 měsíci +3451

    He’s ridin as fast as John Wick fell down those steps 😂

    • @s4turncl0ud
      @s4turncl0ud Před 9 měsíci +71

      That’s what I was thinking lmao

    • @bobthreetimes2286
      @bobthreetimes2286 Před 9 měsíci +14

      BRUH 💀

    • @Dr-Laugh
      @Dr-Laugh Před 9 měsíci +15

      He did not stop rolling as well

    • @william44011
      @william44011 Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@s4turncl0ud Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, disobey your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours?
      For our sin, violating the law, we are punished by burning in Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for our salvation. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17)
      Now whosoever accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever.
      Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)

    • @KP-oz4il
      @KP-oz4il Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@Dr-Laugh he’s still rolling till this day 😭

  • @Wipplez
    @Wipplez Před rokem +3761

    customer tracking delivery:
    “bro wtf” 💀

  • @Mewer3069-td3cb
    @Mewer3069-td3cb Před 4 měsíci +33

    " Order Received "
    " Food is being prepared "
    " Food is ready! "
    " Food Delivered! " 💀💀

  • @adrian73721
    @adrian73721 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Enquanto todos estão olhando as manobras eu fiquei olhando a paisagem. Que lugar lindo! Onde sera que fica?

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 Před rokem +1676

    That man has the "It's safe if I don't get hurt" mentality

    • @vokemxnosexpertmodding1741
      @vokemxnosexpertmodding1741 Před rokem +31

      Seems like the kinda guy who immediately blames the victims. I’m guessing something along the lines of-
      “I ran someone over and broke their leg? Well it’s their fault they should’ve seen me coming and they should’ve been looking where they were going. Don’t go in public and don’t walk on the stairs if you’re so afraid of getting hit by a bicycle. Jeez I can’t stand walkers/pedestrians. The stairs belong to everyone, people just need to be more careful where they’re walking. It’s not my fault...”
      He’ll inevitably hit someone no doubt. People collide all the time at skate parks and mountain biking trails despite a lot of them being really really good. Accidents happen and you can’t prep enough to prevent them but you can just eliminate the possibility of a accident by not doing it at all....

    • @molrat
      @molrat Před rokem +8

      @@vokemxnosexpertmodding1741 its not that deep man just enjoy the vid or scroll, dont let it get to u like that its not worth it

    • @vokemxnosexpertmodding1741
      @vokemxnosexpertmodding1741 Před rokem +15

      @@molrat Naw, it didn’t get to me like that. I’m currently waiting at the ER all because of some reckless kid just like this guy and since I’m just waiting and waiting I figured I’d type some because it’s fun. Looking now it is pretty long lol but I had fun typing it so it’s all good. I agree with you though on it being a waste of time but that’s just what I’m looking for.

    • @kersleykershaw7779
      @kersleykershaw7779 Před rokem +1

      you obviously have never tried it you don’t understand how fun this is

    • @bmpianovids
      @bmpianovids Před rokem +1

      I think he has "If I spend 10000 hours working up a skill that I enjoy to the point where I can trust my personal skill level to help this activity be as safe if I was skydiving or driving a car. Then I can have some reletivly safe extreme-spot esque fun" mentaility.
      Like most people who do any extreme sport.
      They are litterally a professional, watch their other videos.

  • @Cam-np5ei
    @Cam-np5ei Před rokem +3791

    Bro made it down faster than John Wick

    • @TrumpsGoofyAssMugshot
      @TrumpsGoofyAssMugshot Před rokem +147

      Thank god I wasn’t the only one who thought that 💀

    • @UnsocialAsFuck
      @UnsocialAsFuck Před rokem +10

      you have 69 likes, i'm not going to ruin this beautiful thing. so i give you a vocal like . LIKE ! ding dong !

    • @michaeldunkle9071
      @michaeldunkle9071 Před rokem +19

      Yeaaa those do look like the Ch 4 steps 😂

    • @dj7727
      @dj7727 Před rokem +9

      Lol😂😂😂 i was thinking the same and the stairs look similar

    • @spymadmax584
      @spymadmax584 Před rokem +1

      I thought the same😂😂

  • @cowmoo7408
    @cowmoo7408 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Me watching the black lines on the phone because the camera shutter speed matches the phones FPS:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @SwedishPlays
    @SwedishPlays Před 3 měsíci +3

    Only OG's know which movie was filmed there 😎

    • @TV-gr6du
      @TV-gr6du Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'm looking for this comment. Mr. wick

  • @ajovamemescollector8291
    @ajovamemescollector8291 Před 10 měsíci +2688

    He's riding the stairs smoothly while John Wick had a rough fall.

  • @whosthis1230
    @whosthis1230 Před rokem +14695

    Everybody gangsta till a kid walks in front of you

    • @Reflextive7034
      @Reflextive7034 Před rokem

      Id pop a wheelie and smack tf out that kid. "Move bitch!" Some times kiss need to learn lessons the hard way

    • @fabianheinrich2812
      @fabianheinrich2812 Před rokem

      so what ? one kid less. would be much worse if it was a beautifull lady. at least *she can* have my babies. children are so overrated.

    • @m0nk320
      @m0nk320 Před rokem +398

      Just keep driving lol

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss Před rokem +187

      Bro who wants to live there? Easy going down, but imagine having to go back up!

    • @Drekorta
      @Drekorta Před rokem +41

      ​@@TheAnnoyingBoss me

  • @Bonnie19870
    @Bonnie19870 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Karen orders it:BETTER BE HURRY!!!
    Delivery:

  • @oliviamartinez8675
    @oliviamartinez8675 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Those are the stairs in John wick lmao

  • @matthewmaxcy1574
    @matthewmaxcy1574 Před rokem +4546

    His rims and phone stabilizer need their own podcast.

  • @nolanreed2366
    @nolanreed2366 Před rokem +5173

    The package he delivering gonna be a smoothie💀

    • @Riomoviefan
      @Riomoviefan Před rokem +39

      So that's how they make a McDonald's McFlurry 🤣🤣🤣
      This guy is a genius.... Someone better give this guy a medal for creating the McDonald's McFlurry

    • @mosleytheplug6985
      @mosleytheplug6985 Před rokem +7

      ​@@Riomoviefan 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adolfoliver4539
      @adolfoliver4539 Před rokem +2

      💀💀💀😭

    • @adolfoliver4539
      @adolfoliver4539 Před rokem

      💀💀💀😭

    • @fiszicx
      @fiszicx Před rokem +2

      @@Riomoviefan *McFurry*

  • @alejandrorodriguez-yd3vl
    @alejandrorodriguez-yd3vl Před 3 měsíci +7

    Were those the stairs were John Wick 4 was fighting 🤔?

  • @unknownhunter180
    @unknownhunter180 Před 3 měsíci +2

    And when suddenly a single bird enjoying its moment turned into a disaster class accident.

  • @Rico_71
    @Rico_71 Před rokem +11407

    That's got to be the single greatest commercial for that phone holder

    • @ZafiraSteve
      @ZafiraSteve Před rokem +81

      Quadlock

    • @sintwo0one
      @sintwo0one Před rokem +80

      Most impressive thing about the video

    • @MrTC423
      @MrTC423 Před rokem +5

      Right what kinda is it

    • @danielparry7372
      @danielparry7372 Před rokem +60

      Quadlock is the best. I had a slow speed motorbike crash and my phone stayed on my bike despite it all

    • @thafunk5ive
      @thafunk5ive Před rokem +4

      😂😂😂

  • @moyais4595
    @moyais4595 Před rokem +4135

    If I was walking up the stairs and saw that dude coming straight down, I would just accept my fate.

    • @zerobe49
      @zerobe49 Před rokem +88

      🤣🤣just imagined someone with open arms with the bike coming

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Před rokem +22

      I'm hijacking like it's a banshee

    • @Khaleel85
      @Khaleel85 Před rokem +20

      Take him with you bro

    • @BruhY2k
      @BruhY2k Před rokem +2

      MOVE !!!

    • @Nothinhere72
      @Nothinhere72 Před rokem +13

      *Free Bird Starts playing*

  • @Shark-Fin-mw3hv
    @Shark-Fin-mw3hv Před 3 měsíci +2

    Ordering door dash be like

  • @timbuckthe2nd642
    @timbuckthe2nd642 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bro thinks he’s the main character 💀

  • @BataaBataa-gx8bl
    @BataaBataa-gx8bl Před rokem +3009

    Dude has more trust on his break than than most people have on their gf

    • @selcukestel843
      @selcukestel843 Před rokem +8

      😂

    • @Tesmal
      @Tesmal Před rokem +5

      FACTS

    • @TheSlimCognito
      @TheSlimCognito Před rokem +7

      As someone who used to ride at a cross country level, I can say this is true. I had cantilever and disk brakes on one bike (4 sets of brakes on 4 levers) and still didn't trust them enough for this type of riding.

    • @laptoprelaks
      @laptoprelaks Před rokem

      the spinal injury risk from this😅

    • @user-ng7li9wf3r
      @user-ng7li9wf3r Před rokem

      ​@@Tesmal ❤

  • @snowwolf5489
    @snowwolf5489 Před rokem +2051

    "Pizza in 30 minutes or it's free"
    The delivery boy:

  • @Notretarded1
    @Notretarded1 Před 3 měsíci

    "You were going 35 mph over the speed limit"
    "But I'm on a bike"

  • @taktojestemja8116
    @taktojestemja8116 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Legends says that the food is still warm

  • @Caramel1252
    @Caramel1252 Před rokem +9278

    The only delivery guy who turns your burgers into soup

  • @BG.........
    @BG......... Před rokem +13402

    This man could rob a jewelry store and be gone within 3 minutes all while still being environmentally friendly.

    • @Slippindisc
      @Slippindisc Před rokem +461

      As long as it’s at the top of a hill

    • @bastiangeiger
      @bastiangeiger Před rokem +270

      I like how you think that the most important thing while robing a jewelry store is to be environment friendly 😂😂

    • @LILICEg52
      @LILICEg52 Před rokem +185

      @@bastiangeiger hey a man can have standards

    • @JamesThompson97
      @JamesThompson97 Před rokem +57

      This would be the most optimal method of getting away, it’s impossible to catch him

    • @daviddr1669
      @daviddr1669 Před rokem

      😂

  • @ayushmehndiratta107
    @ayushmehndiratta107 Před 4 měsíci

    That phone is holding on to for its dear life🤣🤣🤣

  • @RE_Spartak
    @RE_Spartak Před 4 měsíci +1

    The delivery man when they see their chronometer marking 29 minutes:

  • @moirapledger9153
    @moirapledger9153 Před 11 měsíci +4280

    John Wick was fighting for his life on these stairs

  • @omarquliyev6592
    @omarquliyev6592 Před rokem +2216

    **misses a few steps**
    **Gets delivered to heaven**

  • @Tod357
    @Tod357 Před 3 měsíci

    Thats why car drivers hate him.
    Flying 50kmh on the road from an side angle and yet he'll be the first one to cry about being hit 😂😅

  • @sarahchapman1259
    @sarahchapman1259 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro had some pure colubean before getting his bike out 😂😂

  • @Jeremyjji
    @Jeremyjji Před rokem +2042

    This man says "you're fired" to the grim reaper.

    • @FlammingHot770
      @FlammingHot770 Před rokem +4

      Lol

    • @ShadowmancerLord
      @ShadowmancerLord Před rokem +5

      Nah he giving the grim reaper way more business when he hit grandma because she stopped to tie her shoe

    • @Jantixz
      @Jantixz Před rokem +2

      “Catch me if you can”

    • @elijahshadbolt7334
      @elijahshadbolt7334 Před rokem +1

      Can't even deliver a soul across the Styx in 30min or its free

    • @dareyougamers
      @dareyougamers Před rokem +1

      Mom: why is my vase broken?
      Me: the delivery man did it
      The delivery man:

  • @Sheeriokitty
    @Sheeriokitty Před 10 měsíci +5774

    Imagine him running into John wick trying to get up those stairs for 10+ minutes.

    • @painauraisan
      @painauraisan Před 10 měsíci +83

      That movie was nice.

    • @davidbrooks6523
      @davidbrooks6523 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Imagine him putting his waffle batter tided on the Handel bars and you never have to mix it

    • @emmyPota
      @emmyPota Před 10 měsíci +21

      I was thinking about that 😂

    • @vortexianzx4880
      @vortexianzx4880 Před 10 měsíci +40

      I think that last set of stairs were the John Wick stairs.

    • @sathira_anuk5179
      @sathira_anuk5179 Před 10 měsíci

      😂😂

  • @DrNaumi
    @DrNaumi Před 3 měsíci

    Imagine how John Wick be looking when he tries to go upstairs and you roll down in seconds

  • @WarriorOO2
    @WarriorOO2 Před 3 měsíci

    "Dis one has braincells in it. I ordered a regular. Take it back please"
    *Sad undead noises

  • @alessandrocatani2601
    @alessandrocatani2601 Před rokem +4835

    Man, John Wick needed a night to come out of these…

    • @yozil5385
      @yozil5385 Před rokem +9

      😂yes

    • @MH_Cam22
      @MH_Cam22 Před rokem +57

      It looks so familiar to the stairs he fought on on chapter 4 at the end

    • @MH_Cam22
      @MH_Cam22 Před rokem +13

      That is the stairs he fought on right?

    • @MobbyMadness
      @MobbyMadness Před rokem +47

      BRUH THE SCENE WHERE HE ROLLS DOWN THEM FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT!
      I CAN'T IT WAS TOO FUNNY

    • @MH_Cam22
      @MH_Cam22 Před rokem +1

      @@MobbyMadness YES BRO

  • @waterishorrendous
    @waterishorrendous Před 5 měsíci +2389

    “Bro someone ordered same-day delivery at 11:59 PM”
    “Don’t worry I gotchu”

    • @user-qm6mb6sq5h
      @user-qm6mb6sq5h Před 5 měsíci +6

      Что с его затницей 😂

    • @omnomgamer8633
      @omnomgamer8633 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Imagine a guy doing this on a city rental bike.

    • @aliaaila841
      @aliaaila841 Před 5 měsíci

      Which city is this ?

    • @goobs3988
      @goobs3988 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@aliaaila841 if 11:59pm with that much daylight, it’s that city several thousand feet in the sky near the North Pole, I always forget its name

    • @bogdmax9903
      @bogdmax9903 Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @SaurabhYadavlucknowwaale
    @SaurabhYadavlucknowwaale Před 3 měsíci

    I am getting late for the meeting
    Uber bike guy: say no more!

  • @user-jl5jq4ek1d
    @user-jl5jq4ek1d Před 4 měsíci

    😂😂😂I liked the vibrations of the base of the device as if it were an advertisement

  • @verynice9814
    @verynice9814 Před rokem +1954

    This guy trusts his tires more than a bird trusts its wings

    • @ulugbekrakhimjanov7462
      @ulugbekrakhimjanov7462 Před rokem +4

      😂😂

    • @jeremySwerbs
      @jeremySwerbs Před rokem +3

      More, the tire is not the problem.
      Have your heard of tubeless?
      This shit sounds like tubes too.
      You almost there.

    • @jeremySwerbs
      @jeremySwerbs Před rokem

      And the bird part. Don't know if I trust you intellectually.
      But not everyone knows how to ride a bike.
      I'm just confused how is it running with false advertising.
      I remember I bought a bike, and the peddle broke instantly.
      Not only this professionalism is way easier then a skateboard.
      But just like boarding.
      The show offs are trash, niggas who go on scar, in a deserted place.
      That a person with a place to go.
      This guy, not to ruin his career, is running away farther then the bike can advertise.
      Disgression is adviced.
      Kids don't make bikes, and don't build them.
      Amazon set up asses.
      Btw, real pros aren't self centered.
      They go to a deserted place or a land bought on a hill to do this.
      Then you got the special people, infringing on made tracks.
      It's endless.

    • @farrela.i6309
      @farrela.i6309 Před rokem +2

      @@jeremySwerbs i thought its about the grip?

  • @TheSebjons
    @TheSebjons Před rokem +17745

    He trusts his phone holder more than i trust myself.

    • @abgmurrell4074
      @abgmurrell4074 Před rokem +99

      For real

    • @StrangeToms
      @StrangeToms Před rokem +73

      Haha 😂 The phone was attached to him very good lol

    • @gamesabogeygaming4934
      @gamesabogeygaming4934 Před rokem +21

      It’s called a go pro 😂😂😂

    • @syedhassanali5837
      @syedhassanali5837 Před rokem +95

      ​@@gamesabogeygaming4934 no hes not talking about the camera. look at the bicycle there is phone stuck there.

    • @lolnani493
      @lolnani493 Před rokem +6

      Imagine that phone fall at that speed

  • @Im_Gonna_make_ur_day
    @Im_Gonna_make_ur_day Před 3 měsíci

    Ma'am:When will food arrive?
    Deliver guy:In 5 sec-ma'am im in front of your house pls open the door.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dominicjbhighhawk007
    @dominicjbhighhawk007 Před 4 měsíci

    When you get that call saying my parents ain't home jk 😂😂😂

  • @squirrelorama
    @squirrelorama Před rokem +1168

    "Thank you for calling Downhill-Only Delivery Service. We'll have your shi there in a jiffy."

    • @erenyeager681
      @erenyeager681 Před rokem +4

      Hahahah bro plz no 😂😂 stop 😂😂 😂😂

    • @erenyeager681
      @erenyeager681 Před rokem +2

      But imagine I actually want to cancel my order 😂💀

    • @jdillon575
      @jdillon575 Před rokem +4

      Downhill both ways

    • @hollowss289
      @hollowss289 Před rokem +2

      ​@@jdillon575 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davinhobson4097
    @davinhobson4097 Před rokem +4734

    bro got that “i’m home alone” text

    • @noahmoss
      @noahmoss Před rokem +35

      LMAOO

    • @nadirbenmansor8164
      @nadirbenmansor8164 Před rokem +5

      ​@Return to Clash bro is note place .he means when gerl .text you im home alone texte. Its jok

    • @onLimits
      @onLimits Před rokem

      i thougt too

    • @ihavenoidea4727
      @ihavenoidea4727 Před rokem

      Honestly this is such a myth I feel like girls are always much hornier than guys in relationships

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr Před rokem +4

      ​@TheOneAndOnly it took me 5 minutes to understand their reply, I doubt they fully understood what the other guy said

  • @nickelgym5239
    @nickelgym5239 Před 4 měsíci

    Girlfriend: im home alone
    bike brah : say less

  • @Nielutz
    @Nielutz Před 2 měsíci

    John Wick when he got kicked down be like:

  • @lashawnee5428
    @lashawnee5428 Před rokem +854

    Today, I have learned that I'm a side character to his story

    • @theekaleeb6268
      @theekaleeb6268 Před rokem +4

      Underrated comment

    • @kwillzmz
      @kwillzmz Před rokem +10

      Nigga we're all side characters to someone else story. You the main character of your own.

    • @theekaleeb6268
      @theekaleeb6268 Před rokem +7

      @@kwillzmz Damn...Equally Underrated

  • @unfortunatelyswagged6226
    @unfortunatelyswagged6226 Před rokem +2520

    This guy's only gonna miss one delivery and it's going to be his last one.

  • @FitLifeYard
    @FitLifeYard Před 4 měsíci +1

    That looks like a SOLID bike!

  • @gomezz1904
    @gomezz1904 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The mailman when they have a box thats written fragile:

  • @thatguy8668
    @thatguy8668 Před 11 měsíci +688

    "Sir why does my burger look like it was sent down 100 stairs at 70mph"

    • @_TeaDj_
      @_TeaDj_ Před 10 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Birs-ft8mw
      @Birs-ft8mw Před 10 měsíci

      Хахахахахаха а ты хорош чувак хорош😂😂😂😂

    • @Andre_Sales03
      @Andre_Sales03 Před 10 měsíci

      is kilometers..

    • @WillowThe_Gacha
      @WillowThe_Gacha Před 10 měsíci +1

      “Cause it was :D”

  • @kryla_
    @kryla_ Před rokem +1477

    "Fragile: Handle with care"
    FedEx:

    • @stevenramirez3644
      @stevenramirez3644 Před rokem +6

      And the package is perfect

    • @jjstreams3820
      @jjstreams3820 Před rokem +1

      I thought it was ups

    • @maxzaragoza777
      @maxzaragoza777 Před rokem +3

      As a fed ex worker I hella laughed at this

    • @rooksdb1
      @rooksdb1 Před rokem +2

      As someone who worked for FedEx..... I can confirm. We got our jump shots in when the stack got too high and the managers kept barking at us about "filling the gap"🙄

    • @nofood1
      @nofood1 Před 10 měsíci

      Country???

  • @CosmicL407
    @CosmicL407 Před 3 měsíci

    I swear that stair set where John wick was getting his ass kicked 😂😂

    • @seb6439
      @seb6439 Před 3 měsíci

      yeah it was filmed there

  • @anapaular.talavera7307
    @anapaular.talavera7307 Před 4 měsíci

    Now imagine the next order bding up those stairs😂

  • @GeekExtremist
    @GeekExtremist Před rokem +700

    That dude had way too much confidence that no one was coming around that corner 😂

    • @ramzichouk4080
      @ramzichouk4080 Před rokem +7

      He actually looked both sides you just don't realize it because the camera is on his chest instead of his head

    • @GeekExtremist
      @GeekExtremist Před rokem +10

      @ramzichouk4080 No, I'm talking about the 3rd set of stairs he went down. Right when he turns right and goes between a the building and a tree. There's no way for him to have known no one was coming around that corner from the right.

    • @EpicTacoSenpai
      @EpicTacoSenpai Před rokem +2

      ​@Ramzi Chouk you can't just look both sides that fast and manage to stop if someone were to come. He's just risking it for the busicuit

    • @shuttlecrab
      @shuttlecrab Před rokem +6

      100%.
      That confidence is the sort that leads to him smashing through a young family or elderly couple out for a walk and everyone in hospital

    • @Kingfold13
      @Kingfold13 Před rokem +1

      I dont think thats a walkable path, the stairs would be where people would be not the side where the trees are

  • @tankhulkington5277
    @tankhulkington5277 Před 9 měsíci +1673

    I can hardly ride my bike on slightly rough city streets and this man is racing through the end of John Wick 4 without a car in the world. Incredible

    • @Woolfy666
      @Woolfy666 Před 9 měsíci +2

      good one 😂

    • @TwoBsTwoTs
      @TwoBsTwoTs Před 9 měsíci +10

      How did I also think of the fighting scene at the end of JW4 when I saw this too 😂😂😂

    • @acedaatlien9214
      @acedaatlien9214 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Guess we all on the same frequency because all I was thinking is John Wick.

  • @yuvrajpopat2162
    @yuvrajpopat2162 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro that's ok but the food inside is having a really hard time😂😂😂

  • @cjwojoe
    @cjwojoe Před 2 měsíci

    I discovered as a teenager on a redline bmx bike. The faster you go down a flight of stairs. The less it even feels like riding on stairs. At a certain speed it's begins to feel like driving on a flat surface with a slight vibration. You are just hitting the very edge of each stairs.

  • @mikeb.9743
    @mikeb.9743 Před rokem +7088

    Bro just casually biking down the John wick stairs

  • @XShaneX19
    @XShaneX19 Před rokem +1835

    "Dad why is mom in the hospital?"
    "Some douche wanted their grub hub order extra fast"

    • @tylersnyder984
      @tylersnyder984 Před rokem +7

      The food and accidents that you love

    • @Lee-One
      @Lee-One Před rokem +4

      It’s honestly worth it for that 1$ tip in my opinion

    • @thatlolguy6799
      @thatlolguy6799 Před rokem +2

      ​@@Lee-One I agree

  • @Ilmaalus
    @Ilmaalus Před 3 měsíci +1

    This dude better have some extreme helth insurance.

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American Před 4 měsíci

    The bird be like: oh shit not again 💀

  • @rez2593
    @rez2593 Před rokem +2910

    this man’s phone holder needs more appreciation

  • @Noobixm-GGD
    @Noobixm-GGD Před rokem +2353

    I wish someone trusted me as much as this guy trusts his phone holder

    • @ORESVR
      @ORESVR Před rokem +10

      In the first vid it falls

    • @prettyboydarius_24
      @prettyboydarius_24 Před rokem

      Facts that mfka next level

    • @mrumbrella9961
      @mrumbrella9961 Před rokem +7

      I wish I could trust someone......*

    • @rileydavis435
      @rileydavis435 Před rokem +3

      I was thinking the same thing about the phone holder lol

    • @notabot7480
      @notabot7480 Před rokem +5

      @@mrumbrella9961 Ew 8 year old TikTokers getting out of hand

  • @lucassantana6993
    @lucassantana6993 Před 3 měsíci

    putting him and all the people around him at risk. what a genius

  • @thestump4419
    @thestump4419 Před rokem +1847

    Tackled those stairs better than John Wick 😂

    • @joetomp
      @joetomp Před rokem +27

      Rule #1: Don’t fuck with John Wicks dog.
      Rule #2: Don’t fuck with this dude’s orders.

    • @hueymontgomery9508
      @hueymontgomery9508 Před rokem +13

      Damn! Feel bad for John Wick that he had a hard time to climb the stairs by starting the beginning again despite of interference by Marquis' henchmens!
      (Note: Sorry for the spoilers because I actually watched John Wick chapter 4 in cinema from last week lol)

    • @Shejku92
      @Shejku92 Před rokem +1

      Ouch..

    • @franzzhanay1631
      @franzzhanay1631 Před rokem +7

      Why was this my first exact thought…😂😂😂

    • @Aiden-tm5xs
      @Aiden-tm5xs Před rokem +2

      FR THO

  • @Ubbiev_
    @Ubbiev_ Před 3 měsíci +1

    I was the only one waiting for his phone to fall

  • @D3nn1s
    @D3nn1s Před 3 měsíci

    "I'm sorry, your pizza will arrive later. The delivery man died."

  • @juanosorio4609
    @juanosorio4609 Před rokem +1230

    *"If we dont deliver to you in less than 20 minutes, your food is free!"*

    • @lilroot5574
      @lilroot5574 Před rokem +6

      They still going have to pay me

    • @drk420.
      @drk420. Před rokem +1

      I was about to say that🤣🤣

    • @Beezlie727
      @Beezlie727 Před rokem

      And the pizza is completely stuck to the box top!

  • @theonexx762
    @theonexx762 Před 4 měsíci +3805

    Pros: Will be delivered fast
    Cons: He'll turn your pizza into a tomato soup

  • @McDudes
    @McDudes Před 4 měsíci

    Bro should get a raise and employee of the year award

  • @shadowfox8468
    @shadowfox8468 Před 9 měsíci +818

    This is the guy they send when it's 11:59 pm with same day shipping 💀

    • @Jay10Real
      @Jay10Real Před 9 měsíci +5

      underrated comment

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt Před 9 měsíci +1

      Fr

    • @Jay10Real
      @Jay10Real Před 9 měsíci +1

      Not anymore i guess

    • @llMarvelous
      @llMarvelous Před 9 měsíci +1

      He wouldn’t be able to stop if something goes wrong, wouldn’t he…? 🛑 🚴

    • @FTHYRS
      @FTHYRS Před 9 měsíci +1

      Your profile pic is the same as Ryth

  • @snorkellus
    @snorkellus Před 9 měsíci +1716

    Bro has 7 missed calls from his dad

  • @besi5320
    @besi5320 Před 3 měsíci

    Me orders a same day delivery at 23:59
    Amazon delivery driver: