Men Don't Cat Call Anymore - Comedian Daphnique Springs
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- Once the pandemic hit comedian Daphnique Springs had no idea what was in store for her love life. After going through the process of manifesting the man she thought she wanted, Daphnique soon realized that the man she needs is a man with body fat.
Check out more from @DaphniqueSprings by following her on social media @iamdsprings
Originally filmed 6/19/22
Videographer: Jared Silva, @jared_silva07
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“The man you need don’t look like the man you want.”
That sums up your entire dating life, right there.
NBA, NFL, etc are full of this…
Lmao
Facts
i tried dating down bro that shit still dont work. My ex kept trying to prove that she was just as capable as me even though i told her its cool. she ended feeling insecure and went back to her usual type.
Women aren’t realistic when it comes to dating
Her jeans are working overtime. I really like this girl.
Someone had to say it.
Damn!
Me too!! No Weinstein.
That turtleneck joke might be the best clothing related humor I’ve ever heard.
“Ooh bit*h you in your 30s that’s asking to much” 🤣 shit had me dying
she’s hilarious and consistent plus her crowd work is great
she fine thats it
You’re just forgetting one thing sir
And fine!
Her last little bit addressing the person in the front that finally reacted to her set.
@@auggie6573 hate detected
👀👀👀 OK!! Daphnique got a lil concealed carry back there..!😍😜
You can say that again!!!!
Gotta .50 cal desert eagle back there
From a 9 to a 10-
Good one
Back and the front.
"He eat, I eat, we eat..." She is hilarious and omg gorgeous
"I get turned on by dad bods now. Cause every time I see a dad bod I know he eat, I eat, we eat."
LOL! I feel the same way!!
The man you need doesn't look like the man you want. This hits home
Goes both ways
For men it's " it's not your turn for the woman you want"
@@snatchadams69 Boys start getting addicted to porn average age 11 in America. Modern men are not faithful and don't make for good husbands. Men have to choose either wife or whores, there is no in between.
@@bekind2239 great time to start being careful!
@@exzackt 💀🤣
“I thought i had more days outside to reject more men, so I was very arrogant in my response.”
Milady I came for the jokes, not the snitchery. You didn’t have to deliver BOTH like that 🤣
It was so relatable 😩🤣😭 I’m in therapy now tho lol
They're arrogant, unpleasant, and not worth it period.
🤣🤣🤣
@@realjcoop182 Most but not all and that can change. You'd be surprised
@@realjcoop182 You talkin bout women in general? Good luck with that, I guess...
You gotta work for what you want. The perfect woman isn't just going to jump on your dick one day while you're scratching your nuts at chipotle. Sounds like you've just given up on what you want.
She’s hilarious the flow from one joke to the next was so good and love her dry delivery.
That pesky “harassment” charge isn’t worth the whistle anymore
She’s a complete comic. Stage Performance, witty, amazing timing, crowd interaction, total package. I click her videos every time they pop up
You definitely forgot gorgeous too
That body!!!
Agreed. Her CZcams page is funny, too.
She is such an engaging cynic.
Same, honestly what I would love in a woman if I fell in love, goofy ass lady to make me laugh and give me a good time as well
She’s the finest comedian as far as looks go.
She’s what we needed after Tiffany Hadish :)
@@jasonblue9297 after tiffany haddish shaved her damn head
@@mrpink3630
😢 she looked good in Keanu though
She is fine as hell, but I didn't want to say anything 😊
#facts 💯
She's soooo good. I'm excited about her style of comedy. I can't wait to see more from her
She’s hilarious because their is some fascinating truths in her comedy.
Steve Jobs turtleneck 🤣
Yo I fell out
Hot and cold at the same time 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Her outfit is on point. One of my favorite looks, not gonna lie.
No lie...she's one of the funniest female comedians I've seen in a while. So tired of some of these comics talking about how dry their kitty kat is lol
Turns out, you don't need to talk about your body to be funny.
Nunny figger
people trying to copy Lunell
Her and marina franklin
No lie. Her pants are really really tight.
SHE NEEDS HER OWN STAND-UP SPECIAL!! NETFLIX or HBO, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
Um...I know why I clicked, but am damn glad I clicked. She's freaking hilarious.
Daphnique is one of the few female comedians left that actually tries to be funny, rather than shocking. She puts real thought in to her jokes.
She can't even speak correctly, I get what she's trying to say but it sounds like special ed kids
@@dialatedmcd ok, racist.
@Nick McDaniel then go watch Hana Gatsby,Chelsea something,that not funny Asian girl and the hot bi not funny east Indian girl
@Tony Frasher the female comedians pushed now a day are put there just to promote a political agenda,Chesler,Gatsby,the Asian chick and the hot bi east Indian girl are not funny at all
Exactly! 99.999% of female comics are disgusting slobs that say vile shit to get a reaction. I have never seen Daphnique before but she legit kills it and is a real Comic.
The man you need doesn’t look 👀 like the man you want. That’s priceless.!!!
it's so funny but Kevin Samuel said that first and he wasn't joking
At least she's honest with herself
@@davidshareefChTPhD RIP 😔
@@davidshareefChTPhD This, precisely this. The world lost Kevin too soon. =[
Omg she’s gorgeous
I love her!!! She is so natural on stage.
"I Eat, He Eat, We Eat!" haha instant classic... Long live D.S. and RIP K.S.
Okay that side shot, OMG Daphnique.
Yeah! I like that better than the thin sister who first came out. She's doing that fine wine thing.
Mmhhmm
Hey, she been working in that. Talk about growth 😂😂😂😂
Her sense of humor and how she carries herself is just 🥵🥺
So pretty too.
Cameraman fulfilled the mission in under 30 seconds. This one’s for you bro 🍺
This set is hilarious! Also I can't remember any1 ever looking better in jeans 🔥
Mhmmm!
and a turtle neck
@@me2ontube Right- the Steve Jobs turtleneck. She “looked hot & cold at the same time.”
@@cUser691 that killed me 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😭😭
Nice rear end. They edit azz. Can't say that I guess.
😂 Daphnique been killing sets for a nice little minute now. I wonder how long before a special? Netflix need to holla at her asap.
she got a little longer to go before she gets Netflix special funny. She can put out her own special she might be ready for comedy club special but NETFLIX? naw she got quite a while to go before she gets there.
@@xxxPdoublexxx Took Kevin about 9yrs since i seen him on Paper Soldiers and he was doing his thing way back then to be discovered by Dame Dash
@@HeLIEl Kevin was doing his thing way before dame put him in that movie
@@xxxPdoublexxx Hence how he gotten bigger. He had to been doing something for Dame to had recognized him in the first place. At the time Mike Epps, was the man
@Wil Mcafee You're wrong. Netflix can doctor specials and get hype people in the crowd who would laugh at any thing you say. Comedy clubs are the real test. Ask Chapelle. This set of hers would nail it on Netflix.
I just watched a bunch of other sets by her and damn you can see how her delivery has gotten better and better. And she has built on the content more and more. Yea I spent the past hour just looking up her videos, I wanna see more!
She looks amazing
I love the way she works the crowd *HILARIOUS* ...she fine af too lol
Relax you simp
I about died when she started talking about a man with a belly 😭 🤣
Never heard of Daphnique until today when for some reason it popped up in a recommended video for me. Sure am glad I clicked on it, no I'm looking to find all videos. I love everything about her, just awesome.
Amazing to look at, combined with Amazing comedy!!! Love Daphnique!!
Steve Jobs turtleneck took me out! 😂😂
She snapped but I hope that guy laughing wayyyyy too hard at the 2 babies joke is single😂😂😂
This showed up in my recommended, love her! First time I've seen part of her show, it's great!
She's really good. Great timing, good stage presence and funny jokes!
This chick is hilarious… I love the voices she does 😂
She reminds me of Audrey Plaza. I love this woman!
Dude!!! I couldn't put my finger on it but that's it!!
Funny and... AND a smokeshow. Whole package right there!
In case you were wondering, I like my own posts.... because I belive in myself .
Love her YT skits. Didn't know her stand up game was so strong. Glad she didn't get up on stage like 80% of women and talk about her cat and sex the whole time.
lol
Real talk. Its like they all just talk about sex.
Aka Amy Schumer 🤢 🤮
Exactly!!
To be fair, 80% of male comments talk about cat and sex the whole time. But I get your point, sets with substance are definitely better than 10 minutes of dick jokes.
Fine as hell and hilarious! Amazing Standup
Jeans fitting right 😊
Being thirsty isn’t going to make a woman want you.
I died 🤣🤣🤣😅.
Beauty and brains. Her writing/set is on point
I know Daphi was hilarious to hang with in middle/ high/ & college!!!!
This is the fate of the modern woman. “The man you want isn’t the man you need!” Real talk!
Can you please tell my heart to coordinate with my mind on this subject? I still be salivating over physically attractive men when I need to be chasing down soulfully attractive men.
@@SL-lz9jr You just told yourself... Just listen and act on it lol.
@@SL-lz9jr we all have our bad habits to break free of in this lifetime.
The REALISTIC FATE
It doesn't have to be
Her delivery to jokes are amazing
GREAT ,GREAT,...GREAT, GREAT!!!!! MATERIAL..... STRONG PERFORMANCE..GREAT STAGE PRESENCE AND CROWD CONTROL...SHE WAS ROCKING THE ELEMENTS OF STAND UP AND KILLING IT ....
I’m dead with the hot and cold line. Bruh 😂😂😂
"Bitch you look hot and cold at the same time" 🤣
She was on point. Very well done. Had me laughing out loud. She has what it takes to make it to the next level. She has the looks, humor, delivery and most important what all great comics have. The ability to turn their situation whether good or bad into laughter.
Ole girl has a SCREAMING EAGLE body !!! NICE.
Not funny
Funny, intelligent, gorgeous asf. Hopefully she keeps getting shine. She deserves it
You know comedy is good when you try to not to laugh challenge but still laughing and tears falling.
Her laugh to straight face was amazing! LOL!!!
She funny and she fine ..That body is blessed.
Buh-lessed!
She's not wearing those jeans,those jeans are wearing her.🤤😩
She is my favorite female comedian by far, actually uses comedy and says funny relatable stuff.
Not just talk about raunchy women stuff
Hi, comments like yours is the reason why sexism exists. As I told somebody else recently, it doesn't matter what your joke is about as long as it's funny but I don't really expect somebody like you to get that. Goodbye 👋
@@prefershe2177 no one cares, go back into your hole
@@GoldenGod69 Nobody cares about sexism?? They should and I would love to live in a hole so I can avoid foos like you, not gon happen.
Great presence, witty, and super funny.
She is a natural talent.
She is getting better and better as a standup comedian.
Dear men of culture. Here we meet again to appreciate the fine art of comedy!
No bro we’re not all as desperate as you.
@@bxi1547 WTH, go rain on somebody else's parade. Bro is correct. Desperate has nothing to do with appreciation.
@@Iloveswedes Your “appreciation” is nothing but desperation. I’m sick of you desperate dudes and so are women.
@@Iloveswedes No I’m definitely correct on your desperation. And to be honest women don’t like it themselves.
I'm starting to grow on her. She's adorable. She's only going to get better with time.
You mean she’s starting to grow on you.
@@logicalblackman8228 nah, lookin at her body-he had it right the 1st time.
@@fastestmanon3legs454 Ha ha. I ain’t mad at that.
@@fastestmanon3legs454 🤣🤣🤣
@@fastestmanon3legs454 yeah she make me wanna grow up too... wait 😅
She got that special something that makes a good comedian. Her timing was definitely on point.
That little growl at the end killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome!!
Never heard of her until I spotted this in my feed of recommendations. Now I'm automatically hooked. Beautiful and funny!
New subscriber!
This isn't her channel?
She's on Facebook
she does youtube skits too
Great comic skills and performance. I hear some Katt Wiliams study in her delivery. Love to stumble upon new female comics representing in the game!
She's toured with Katt, she's not new.
“Like dey soul left dey body!” I’m still bustin’ up! 😅😂
This was HILARIOUS!😂
Why would men catcall?
We don't want to catch a sexual assault charge for telling a woman she looks pretty.
That’s literally what she just said 😂
@@lialia2268 I know lol, I wrote my comment before I had listened to the whole set🤣🤣
Lesson learned lol
You can get in trouble way before actual "cat calling", but then again men went overboard and ruined it for the rest of us.
@@homersimpson5964 men did....but so have women
We can still cat call y'all just lack common sense
She is hilarious!!!! Not a prophet???🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not "I'm from Florida so it's okay". 😂😂😂 Her facial expressions are everything.
Loved every minute 😂
Good timing and good delivery. Funny stuff.
Yo this human being is witty and funny as hell .. props! One of a kind. I laughed for real
FOH🤣
Woman
Human being ?
2022 is F*cking weird !
Yes 👉🏼SHE👈🏼 is funny !
human being lmao what
Someone call MIB. Wtf
She is good! Natural talent.
I just became a fan of hers ! This was hilarious!!!!
"You look Hot and Cold at the same time!"
🤣🤣 I'm done
She’s dope!! Comfortable, funny, and loves what she does.
The cousin joke would land real well in some places 🤣
I need to see more of her🤣
I like her. She takes the time to build up jokes that actually make you think.
She’s hilariousI love this comedian
"If she ain't have them 2 kids I'd be outta here."
She is REALLY good. Great timing and original. She will be famous one day. Trust me on this.
no-one has EVER.. and I mean EVER worn a pair of jeans better than this.. my lord! what a woman
Not just funny, but also entertaining and honest comedy.
She’s probably one of the most funniest up-and-coming comedians, not just for woman, but comedians in general.. seriously .. just don’t take the Illuminati deal baby 😉
agreed
Real Fans'll support you without it
what does illuminati deal mean?
@@davidshamiri1448 it means becoming a freemason and agreeing to use your influence to push the NWO agenda.
@@davidshamiri1448 1 of the 3:
•blood sacrifice •getting a train ran on u (or) •pedophilia .. 3 easiest ways to get into the industry; but u’ll hate yourself for doing it, & u will be strategically placed into a position for u to succeed (well at least for a lil while) before Satan asks for more to uphold the deal..
She needs to be more recognized.
I love her comedy
Killin it!
Ive never seen this comic before! She funny af!!
Love the crowed work and how she blends story telling. Definitely worth keeping a close watch on her career.
Me too movement killed all that
She's hilarious!😂😂😂 Her smile is gorgeous too.❤
ETA: She resembles the singer Sparkle to me.
So happy my car parked while watchin this. If my door was open I woulda fell out this bih 🤣😭 she killed meeee 😂😭🤣
Scorpio doing her thing-thing - great show!!
Had me chuckling the whole time
She's talented. She has her delivery all figured out. That is one funny girl.
I see D Springs.... I click... Simple as that 👏🏾🤣