Mark Proves That Ghosts Are Real

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Komentáře • 237

  • @casualfoodie4349
    @casualfoodie4349 Před 7 měsíci +1068

    I never thought I would hear Mark utter the words: “You’re exactly right Wade.”

    • @mrrithexthesilent6385
      @mrrithexthesilent6385 Před 7 měsíci +70

      Even Wade was taken aback inmediatly replying "No" lmao

    • @QuarterCal
      @QuarterCal Před 7 měsíci +18

      I still don't believe that he said it

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 7 měsíci +5

      A ghost posessed him

    • @VaswTs
      @VaswTs Před 6 měsíci +4

      ​@@mrrithexthesilent6385He said "I know" lol

  • @TheBumblingBea
    @TheBumblingBea Před 7 měsíci +747

    “Okay, are they supposed to go to Chili’s?” I literally almost choked to death on my lunch

    • @LethalLaurie
      @LethalLaurie Před 7 měsíci +23

      Could be an argument for reincarnation! "I want my babyback babyback babyback" = "I want to go back to bein' a baby"

    • @gordatados
      @gordatados Před 7 měsíci +6

      Read this b4 got to that point in video and still laughed

    • @lindsayshanks7555
      @lindsayshanks7555 Před 7 měsíci +10

      "Hi, welcome to Chili's!"

    • @NeuroSpicyGamer
      @NeuroSpicyGamer Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@lindsayshanks7555that’s the first thing I thought of after Wade said that too

    • @Meeeprs
      @Meeeprs Před 7 měsíci +2

      Did you also crash your car?

  • @Mr.Moustache2
    @Mr.Moustache2 Před 7 měsíci +615

    This thumbnail gives me the sense that Mark can ACTUALLY haunt a ghost if he wanted to.

    • @darthsirrius
      @darthsirrius Před 7 měsíci +10

      Like he isn't already...

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal Před 7 měsíci +5

      3:23 These words alone are enough to haunt ghosts

    • @X_Shadow_Wolf_X
      @X_Shadow_Wolf_X Před 6 měsíci +4

      He can and *will* lmao that's a threat lmfao

  • @tophatdoctor7855
    @tophatdoctor7855 Před 7 měsíci +383

    I like how when Mark gets unhinged like this his eyes get super wide and a little crossed

    • @Seeitall728
      @Seeitall728 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I’m glad you said it lol

    • @ian-online
      @ian-online Před 4 měsíci +1

      why's is relatable though

  • @ormact
    @ormact Před 7 měsíci +172

    I love how Wade tried to start a mature and philosophical conversation and then Mark submerges everything into madness

    • @Abysslz
      @Abysslz Před 6 měsíci +10

      Didn’t wade state ghosts go to Chili’s?

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 Před 7 měsíci +427

    “Mark is tries to use science to show ghosts are real”

    • @erducks624
      @erducks624 Před 7 měsíci +14

      mark successfully proves ghosts are real with science

    • @michellemccary2309
      @michellemccary2309 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Tee hee!!! So creative with his theory of/about ghosts ( thanks much “Giggliplier”)!!🧔🏻🎮🙀😼😺😹👻

    • @lillysoftpaws2716
      @lillysoftpaws2716 Před 7 měsíci +1

      We Furrys Should be able to use Science uwu

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Před 7 měsíci

      ​​@@lillysoftpaws2716Nothing is stopping us. Plenty of furries are scientists

  • @PhoenixPrime
    @PhoenixPrime Před 7 měsíci +29

    "Where do you find amoeba cells?"
    "The ginger-dead man."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeysaldana2894
    @joeysaldana2894 Před 7 měsíci +117

    Wade asking the real questions like "do they go to Chilli's" Mark having an almost stroke there with "deaths seed"

  • @sdrfk021
    @sdrfk021 Před 7 měsíci +123

    mark's expressions throughout his explanation are on point.

  • @dreammaster495
    @dreammaster495 Před 7 měsíci +54

    Mark: You're exactly right Wade!
    Wade: No.

  • @mxdnxght_moor
    @mxdnxght_moor Před 7 měsíci +35

    I gotta say that i think i had a heart attack watching this episode. both my mind AND body were thrown into chaos when Mark started talking about edging the universe in THAT much detail.

  • @LethalLaurie
    @LethalLaurie Před 7 měsíci +95

    Loving the philosophical conversation! My personal theory is that the soul/consciousness/whatever is a form of energy, and if energy cannot be destroyed then it has to still exist *in some form* even after our meat suits stop working. What happens to that energy after it's freed from the physical shell is still anybody's guess, but there have just been too many recorded "sighting" incidents throughout human history all across the globe for it to all be chalked up to pure coincidence.

    • @brandonprater4613
      @brandonprater4613 Před 7 měsíci +17

      My thoughts exactly. It's why I think ghosts are real, but ghost experts are not.

    • @Starfighter_Cookies
      @Starfighter_Cookies Před 7 měsíci +3

      Same!

    • @darthsirrius
      @darthsirrius Před 7 měsíci +1

      Until you find out about infrasound and that it essentially creates every feeling a person gets during "haunting."

    • @LethalLaurie
      @LethalLaurie Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@darthsirrius And how does that change/negate the overlap that exists in all of these entirely separate cultures across the globe when it comes to reporting the things they've seen and heard?

    • @twoexem6548
      @twoexem6548 Před 7 měsíci

      The "soul" doesn't exist, it's all just neurological connections in the brain. If the brain gets strong trauma (Phineas Gage would be a good example here), the consciousness changes too.

  • @Yiyitama
    @Yiyitama Před 7 měsíci +45

    (NaH2O3) = (Sodium Di-Hydrogen Tri-Oxide) I have NO idea if thats even a thing that can happen lmfaooo

    • @revoluciangaming7400
      @revoluciangaming7400 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Well, trioxidane is a thing (dihydrogen trioxide), but I don't have any idea whether sodium is a compatible molecule or not.

  • @creightonarmstrong1481
    @creightonarmstrong1481 Před 7 měsíci +7

    It’s funny to me how Mark goes like “remove all of that religious Judeo-Christianity” then proceeds to point out the same things that Judeo-Christianity explains Ghosts/spirits are. Except for ectoplasm.

  • @HotRodMuha
    @HotRodMuha Před 7 měsíci +19

    I think it would be awesome if Mark, Bob, and Wade were Ghostbusters

  • @KC-tx3ko
    @KC-tx3ko Před 7 měsíci +70

    So markiplier is saying:
    Ectoplasm = precum

  • @ArizonaAngelEyes
    @ArizonaAngelEyes Před 7 měsíci +7

    During this entire clip I'm fighting the urge to yell, "FOR THE LOVE CHUCK JUST GO WATCH SUPERNATURAL CUZ AFTER 15 SEASONS THE ANSWERS ARE BOUND TO BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.!"

  • @safaiaryu12
    @safaiaryu12 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Okay, are they supposed to go to Chili's?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CLC-1000
    @CLC-1000 Před 7 měsíci +30

    I’m 50/50 when it comes to believing in ghosts.

  • @Jerry_the_Head
    @Jerry_the_Head Před 7 měsíci +34

    Have mark and ryan(bfu/watcher) team up since both believe that ghosts are real, meanwhile wade, bob, and shane(bfu/watcher) are doing their own bs

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka Před 7 měsíci +3

      Mark doesn't believe in ghosts. He has said so a few times. This was just him having fun.

    • @Abysslz
      @Abysslz Před 6 měsíci

      Tbh based off this podcast everyone but mark believes in ghosts lol, well idk about Ryan or Shane but I’m pretty sure even though they joked about it wade and bob have stated thinking they have ghosts in their houses lol

  • @EmOrganically
    @EmOrganically Před 7 měsíci +10

    1:21 lol is it just me or is Wade getting funnier with age?? Aging like a fine wine :')

  • @ianhall7513
    @ianhall7513 Před 7 měsíci +52

    Ghosts are now canonically the sperm cells that didnt win and the eggs that came after life's monthly gift.
    We swim in an ocean of unconceived gametes.

    • @swapzilla1012
      @swapzilla1012 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Don’t say that. You put horrible images into my head.

  • @Pauly365
    @Pauly365 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Distracted by ghosts.

  • @exwardd9629
    @exwardd9629 Před 7 měsíci +20

    SodiumDihydrogenTrioxide would be the name, technically impossible to exist tho

  • @lisa-mariebujak5883
    @lisa-mariebujak5883 Před 13 dny +1

    They exist in different wavelengths, this is why they are able to change and mess with different signals

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Před 7 měsíci +3

    0:03 I wish they didn't just brush off Wade's philosophical considerations. That's related to the mind-body problem, which asks (among other things) if mind and body are distinct entities or not (dualists say they're distinct and the mind can work independently from the body, whereas physicalists say the mind is a physical process created by the brain).

  • @vawnson
    @vawnson Před 7 měsíci +4

    I feel like ghost hunting shows/channels are watching this like "is that important? I think that's important!! that totally makes sense! write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!" 👻

  • @Crisjola
    @Crisjola Před 7 měsíci +1

    I’m deceased.
    My phone’s YT app glitched at exact time Mark finished “EXACTLY my point!” and kicked me back to the main screen as it shut down the app. My phone, or the ghosts that haunt my house, have a _great_ sense of humor.

  • @misscottencandy15
    @misscottencandy15 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Wade trying to be all philosophical and Mark not having it XD

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Před 7 měsíci +1

    I mean, if I were a ghost Chilis sounds like a good place to haunt.

  • @myheromedia-verse
    @myheromedia-verse Před 2 měsíci

    If ghosts were real, I tend to assume that they're souls bound by earthly attachments and aren't really able to let go yet

  • @GeekusKahn
    @GeekusKahn Před 7 měsíci +3

    Cohesive matter that has been used sparingly for light

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Wade in the corner with his disappointed dad face on

  • @holdenramsey2423
    @holdenramsey2423 Před 7 měsíci +18

    I love ghosts and distractible!

  • @poafm6529
    @poafm6529 Před 28 dny

    MARK NEEDS A DISTRACTABLE POSTER

  • @dazzle3b73
    @dazzle3b73 Před 7 měsíci +1

    1:35 Bob was not too far! Ghosts or rather Spirits do exist, they’re just separated from our world and live in their own plane of existence by sometimes interacting with us, invisible to the eye.

  • @MaRaMa-ARTZ
    @MaRaMa-ARTZ Před 7 měsíci

    THE PRESEASED!!! 😭

  • @deniserussell123
    @deniserussell123 Před měsícem

    I think it goes residual haunting that is a human spirit example; every night at 3 am you hear footsteps on the stairs. The "free" human spirit haunting where the ghost can go anywhere but isn't violent. then poltergeist that is possibly human or not / or just a pure evil entity where it is violent, you get things thrown at you, physically harmed and can attach itself to you.

  • @MrKainpayne
    @MrKainpayne Před 7 měsíci +8

    A ghost is nothing but a traumatic emotional imprint left after death. If you are at peace when you die you will not leave one, however a person tortured to death will leave one behind. They can not interact with us or anything else, but you can sense and feel the emotion left, hear screams and see the imprint. But it can never harm you unless you are sensitive to energy and you absorb the pain of the imprint. That is possible but extremely rare

    • @Eden_Laika
      @Eden_Laika Před 5 měsíci +2

      Well that's fairly simple; bullshit, but simple.

  • @-DRIP
    @-DRIP Před 7 měsíci +8

    This is one of the reasons why I try to avoid getting high with friends

  • @austboss271
    @austboss271 Před 5 měsíci

    The one thing I got out of this video:
    "Ghosts go to chipotle"

  • @corvinawylde3952
    @corvinawylde3952 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Please collab with Watcher on a ghost hunt. That would be amazing!

  • @The_spider_wrangler
    @The_spider_wrangler Před 4 měsíci

    Bob’s description is spot on. A good example is the ghost apparition of the lead trial time on a race tack in a video game. (I literally can not remember the game)

  • @skullinthejar
    @skullinthejar Před 7 měsíci +1

    Has yet to "come" lmao

  • @ClownGutzz
    @ClownGutzz Před 7 měsíci +2

    I don’t like to say ghosts aren’t real, because the idea of them being something that the human mind could even process is an entirely different story. Which is why I think when people encounter them in real life, it is so difficult to explain. Idk if we could precieve that without experiencing it. I’ve experienced it, and it sounds made up or explainable no matter how you describe it because you only have your mind to express it, so assuming this is a being beyond our perceptions.. there’d be no way for someone who hasn’t expierenced it to understand.

  • @Rkay421
    @Rkay421 Před 7 měsíci

    I can’t argue with Mark’s logic there

  • @hunbenny
    @hunbenny Před 7 měsíci

    I was this years old when I realised, that the intro and outro of Distractible is a Bach concerto. Damn. :D

  • @jamesthebluecat1263
    @jamesthebluecat1263 Před 7 měsíci +11

    3:43 “Has not yet to COME.”😹😹😹😹😹

  • @anarchyahoy1363
    @anarchyahoy1363 Před 7 měsíci +2

    tbh I have had some really weird "spiritual" encounters. For lack of better terminology. They don't make me feel good. Even less good when my family is like "yeah our family all has sensitivity to spirits" -- so I do believe without a doubt some kind of spiritual residue exists in this world. My problem is I WANT an explanation or hard evidence. Instead my brain is just "what if the spirit world is basically like the alternate universe in Fringe and that's why we get glimpses and sometimes the air feels heavy and thick" and that's not a rational explanation but it's the only one I'm smart enough to comprehend. Maybe it's right. But I doubt it. If any spirits read this, please don't bother me again. I know I used to live next to a cemetery and I'm sensitive to your presence or whatever but bro I have anxiety please leave me alone.

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative Před 6 měsíci

    well, i'm convinced.

  • @Epsilon3141
    @Epsilon3141 Před 7 měsíci

    The strange quark is actually just the ghost quark

  • @lizzierules18
    @lizzierules18 Před 7 měsíci +1

    You have ended up rehashing the “ewww ghost jizz” from one of your golf videos, Mark! I was kinda surprised to see it kinda circle around to that 😂

  • @kianentertainment3968
    @kianentertainment3968 Před 7 měsíci +1

    explosives are insane

  • @squid1712
    @squid1712 Před 7 měsíci +6

    What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said
    "Hi welcome to Chili's"

  • @Princessmoonlight818
    @Princessmoonlight818 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thanks for the video and happy thanksgiving mark, bob and wade!🦃🍁

  • @Fractured_Galaxy
    @Fractured_Galaxy Před 7 měsíci +1

    edging ghosts to be born

  • @markmark-ki5pb
    @markmark-ki5pb Před 7 měsíci +2

    hi mark and bob and wate happy thanksgiving Later for tomorrow

  • @kingmasterlord
    @kingmasterlord Před 6 měsíci

    its just a quantum echo of a traumatic event

  • @RaNGeR_MaTTeeN
    @RaNGeR_MaTTeeN Před 2 měsíci

    Nice job :D

  • @enderrune7516
    @enderrune7516 Před 5 měsíci

    I believe there is a theory that when someone dies and becomes a ghost they experience like a vhs tape where they keep experiencing the way they died

  • @e-pearlm
    @e-pearlm Před 18 dny

    this man ligit just asked if there are diffrent species of ghosts omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DarkComputerGirl
    @DarkComputerGirl Před 7 měsíci

    I always theorized that ghost are composed of electricity.

  • @Satan_Official
    @Satan_Official Před 5 měsíci +1

    I mean, souls don't have to be made of atoms, the understanding of physics is that there are particles, waves and also things that behave a bit like both but are considered neither, kinda like a grey area, or a white area, if you consider it as the jizz of death, so ghosts could be made of energy, they could be made of non-particles, hell, they could be made of NaH²O³, I don't even know what they're made of, all I know, is that they're tasty.

  • @EmbiWembi
    @EmbiWembi Před 4 měsíci

    Ghosts are basically in the 4th dimension

  • @JadedzUzi
    @JadedzUzi Před 7 měsíci +1

    It's the lube! 😂

  • @lanem.481
    @lanem.481 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Chili's thats nice. You guys should go. Mark will pay. Spare coverage. 😂

  • @lala_lakeypoo
    @lala_lakeypoo Před měsícem

    Chili's are all shutting down.. so now where will all the ghosts go?! Applebee's? Cracker Barrel?

  • @RareGT
    @RareGT Před 7 měsíci +4

    Ghosts are cool

  • @televal5204
    @televal5204 Před 4 měsíci

    wade said "micheal collins" and i got shook cuz i have an uncle and a cousin named that

  • @frostedfawkz5457
    @frostedfawkz5457 Před 7 měsíci

    i just had a braingasm watching this lmao

  • @fistofbuuda
    @fistofbuuda Před 7 měsíci +1

    Sometimes we choose to stay behind a block out or trap something evil.

  • @UltravioletMangoOfficial
    @UltravioletMangoOfficial Před měsícem

    Am i the only one listening to this and thinking, HOW IS IT THIS OBVIOUS?!

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 Před 3 měsíci

    For those wondering, NaH2O3 isn't possible. It's pretty close to the chemical formula for baking soda, though.

  • @Malory-Malicious
    @Malory-Malicious Před 7 měsíci +2

    True

  • @kylieroth2326
    @kylieroth2326 Před 7 měsíci

    Ya know the concept of energy never stops? It’s that. It’s energy that had to leave a physical body because the body could no longer hold the energy.

  • @jafapotato7320
    @jafapotato7320 Před 7 měsíci

    BLOOKY RUN

  • @cydragon2.099
    @cydragon2.099 Před 7 měsíci

    their like this until somehow a devil starts knocking and then they'll call upon a prophet or an excorist

  • @Bubble-pl5cr
    @Bubble-pl5cr Před 7 měsíci +1

    Heaven and hell and it's not a bad word they are both real.

  • @PheonixLs
    @PheonixLs Před 4 měsíci

    What if ghosts are the people who truly believed they would stay on earth? Their belief creating the power that causes the connection to our plane.

  • @jeremydockery9616
    @jeremydockery9616 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ghosts are made of energy. All living things are made of energy. Energy can not be created or destroyed.

  • @qryptid
    @qryptid Před 7 měsíci

    The pre-seed of the pre-ceased if you will

  • @tedraboag4592
    @tedraboag4592 Před měsícem

    If a soul exists, it would be energy I imagine....?

  • @millo7295
    @millo7295 Před měsícem

    If God Sends Me To Hell
    I Will Simply Not Go
    What's God gonna do? Send me to Hell?
    IM ALREADY NOT GOING

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Před 27 dny

      Bob also described a Tulpa by the "channeling" type speak

  • @Lita1
    @Lita1 Před 7 měsíci

    Yea they are haven't you played pacman...those ghosts are crazy...I liked this video Distractible Podcast yes!!!!👍😅

  • @klaymoody-hj2em
    @klaymoody-hj2em Před 4 měsíci

    We make the 2D plane. What if it's 4D creatures messing with our world?

  • @Mehdi69420
    @Mehdi69420 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Honestly for me i don't really believe in ghosts like i do believe in souls and haven and hell and God but when it comes to ghosts yeah not really especially like I have never encountered a supernatural thing before also just like wade said what are they're and did they come from and if they are humans than why aren't they going to the after life? Also i find it very funny that the moment wade start talking philosophical and mature and talking realistically and taking this whole thing seriously Mark is like:NO and just shambles the whole thing and Idea 😂

  • @Lonewolf3515
    @Lonewolf3515 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Mark, we cannot explain ghosts just yet. I believe that one day we'll be able to, but right now, it's unexplainable because of the randomness of hauntings and what happens during each haunt.

    • @Eden_Laika
      @Eden_Laika Před 5 měsíci

      Very convenient, that, isn't it?

  • @ninjaman0003
    @ninjaman0003 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Are they ever gonna put out full episodes on CZcams again?

    • @darthsirrius
      @darthsirrius Před 7 měsíci

      Maybe when Spotify stops paying them for the exclusive video rights.

  • @mohawkdog7295
    @mohawkdog7295 Před 5 měsíci

    Big Brain Mark

  • @moonlight_sparkle6659
    @moonlight_sparkle6659 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Idk about ghosts, now spirits are another thing. I’ve seen plenty of those in my life and I’m only 23

  • @BomberMan-2012-
    @BomberMan-2012- Před 7 měsíci

    They very clearly go to Chili's

  • @williamfish6607
    @williamfish6607 Před 7 měsíci

    When you realize Bob is smart asf (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠;⁠)

  • @WanderingFelidae
    @WanderingFelidae Před 7 měsíci

    Ghosts were stored in the balls

  • @claimedstorm5065
    @claimedstorm5065 Před 5 měsíci

    What if ghosts are 4 dimensional which is why we only see fragments, pieces or remnants of them but never in their full form

  • @potatostarch6523
    @potatostarch6523 Před 7 měsíci

    Pre of life post of death?

  • @johnorwhatever8652
    @johnorwhatever8652 Před 7 měsíci

    Metal gear solid V: the phantom spoot.

  • @abysslight2490
    @abysslight2490 Před 7 měsíci

    Oh my god I was taking a drink when he said "jizz of the deceased"

  • @luxintelligentia4632
    @luxintelligentia4632 Před 7 měsíci

    Boulder body looking extra greasy today

  • @ashleyr6809
    @ashleyr6809 Před 7 měsíci

    What did i just listen to? 😂

  • @Hodmindod
    @Hodmindod Před 7 měsíci +3

    There’s so many good things said in this one clip 😆