Jiri Prochazka Elbow FULL DAMAGE vs Dominick Reyes - Doctor Explains UFC Injury

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  • čas přidán 3. 05. 2021
  • Jiri Prochazka delivered a spinning elbow to Dominick Reyes to win their recent UFC Fight Night contest. While it was certainly a vicious knockout, the full extent of the damage was much worse after the medical suspensions were released. In this video we'll review the fight footage and anatomy to explain the injuries that Dominick Reyes sustained.
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  • @sergiogulino1857
    @sergiogulino1857 Před 3 lety +573

    I feel for Reyes. Brutal recovery ahead. It is truly impressive how violent Jiri is inside the cage.

    • @GardenGuy1943
      @GardenGuy1943 Před 3 lety +24

      I thought jiri wasn’t that strong, I think he’d get his butt kicked by someone actually strong like Jake Paul

    • @ezechieldzimeyor4541
      @ezechieldzimeyor4541 Před 3 lety +35

      @@GardenGuy1943 There's not way this isn't ironic💀

    • @biggusdickus9809
      @biggusdickus9809 Před 3 lety +2

      Me to man. Poor guy.

    • @Rocko1990
      @Rocko1990 Před 3 lety +7

      Yet such a nice humble guy

    • @Mark-db1ok
      @Mark-db1ok Před 3 lety +9

      Same here. I can't begin to imagine what it feels like having that many bones broken in my face. Jiri is an amazing striker, and seems so NICE in the interviews.

  • @seffers4788
    @seffers4788 Před 3 lety +286

    Every single one of these ufc fighters are insanely tough. These types of videos really show how insane it is that they just power through so much damage and pain in these fights. Anyone who hasn’t been hit hard before can’t even imagine.

    • @umaransari9765
      @umaransari9765 Před 3 lety +26

      Yep, fact that they keep fighting even after suffering injuries like these blows my mind, these fighters a just built different

    • @ARacette67
      @ARacette67 Před 3 lety +43

      when i bump my head really hard I have to take a minute and calm down and try not to cry. So yeah I could probably fight in the UFC

    • @shanetaylor761
      @shanetaylor761 Před 3 lety +16

      That's what I was thinking. Also shout out to adrenaline though. If corner time was any longer I think more fighter's would have time to realize....damn my face hurts. Wtf am I doing here.

    • @Rocko1990
      @Rocko1990 Před 3 lety +8

      Dude...I always say these guys aren't human. Getting hit just once sucks so bad...it's not just like "ouch my face", it rocks your entire fucking world...after one, most people are ready to quit...these guys do it repeatedly in a single night, and over an entire career. Crazy man. These people truly are savages.

    • @Rocko1990
      @Rocko1990 Před 3 lety

      @Aristides Gonzalezclearly I don't mean they are literally not human. Perhaps I should clarify: they are a different breed of human. And I strongly disagree that everyone could do it. But yes, modern society and the ease of life in the u.s. certainly has a strong effect on the way people turn out, the ability to demonstrate such mental fortitude as these MMA fighters

  • @JimmyKantstandyabitz
    @JimmyKantstandyabitz Před 3 lety +445

    I’m just glad Dominick didn’t break his neck with how he landed

    • @JeffBailey00
      @JeffBailey00 Před 3 lety +36

      Man, I thought the same thing. He was extremely close to landing directly on the top of his head.

    • @darkwing5458
      @darkwing5458 Před 3 lety +20

      It's highly improbable to break your neck falling. The real damage is hitting your head on a hard surface. The floor of the octagon and rings are soft.

    • @Trpmanne
      @Trpmanne Před 3 lety +31

      @@darkwing5458 yeah however he jarred his neck when he landed on his head, you can see how his neck gets crunched right into his back. Then his neck snaps back quickly out of that position. It was fucked up man.

    • @Rocko1990
      @Rocko1990 Před 3 lety +17

      My gf, who is not at all familiar with mma, had the exact same reaction. She was far less concerned with the blows received, yet was worried about the way he fell on his head after the KO. It was in fact a particularly brutal KO/fall.

    • @Kwalk0
      @Kwalk0 Před 3 lety +7

      When Darren Tills head bounced off the canvas against Masvidal I seriously thought he was going to die. One of the most violent knockouts I have ever seen.

  • @Syndrum
    @Syndrum Před 3 lety +148

    I officially nominate myself as front runner to be hired as the OFFICIAL SKELETON T-SHIRT CHANGER.
    Thanks Dr. Sutterer.

  • @dzenis758
    @dzenis758 Před 3 lety +125

    The only time he looks concerned is in the thumbnails lol

  • @d.a.b.2336
    @d.a.b.2336 Před 3 lety +107

    It must be an interesting way to look at the world, to see someone be injured and be able to technically describe the processes that caused everything. Dr. Sutterer is flippin' awesome.

  • @ilovedevinj
    @ilovedevinj Před 3 lety +51

    I had a feeling you’d make a video about this. And I’m pleased.

  • @emur26
    @emur26 Před 3 lety +30

    Picturing Dr. Sutterer changing the skeleton's shirt to suit each video brings a smile to my face.

    • @dknadeau0912
      @dknadeau0912 Před 3 lety +1

      What if he changes skeletons?...... sorry for ruining your smile

  • @jtg15115
    @jtg15115 Před 3 lety +22

    Love the videos. I made a groupchat with some friends in our school just to notify everyone whenever you post. Your videos this entire year have been lining up great with our curriculum too. Appreciate you helping us pass!

    • @BrianSuttererMD
      @BrianSuttererMD  Před 3 lety +19

      Woah haha that's so cool, thanks and good luck in school! Tell your friends I said hi!

  • @Dwitwitty
    @Dwitwitty Před 3 lety +28

    This is brutal.

  • @theryan519
    @theryan519 Před 3 lety +65

    The way Dom fell on his neck was horrifying. Full weight onto the top/back of his head and the force popped his head out from the mat. If you’re ever going to break your neck from a forward fall, it would look something like that. He’s lucky.

    • @icecoldchilipreppers6496
      @icecoldchilipreppers6496 Před 3 lety +29

      Good thing his face was so swollen it acted like an airbag.

    • @TheRealAbraxas
      @TheRealAbraxas Před 3 lety +20

      @@icecoldchilipreppers6496 lmao why did you have to say that

    • @cicatrace
      @cicatrace Před 3 lety +5

      Atleast when you're out you're not stiff so that helps.

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheRealAbraxas because he only speaks in facts

    • @spuddspudd
      @spuddspudd Před 3 lety +8

      @@cicatrace well I wouldn’t say that, Ben askren was definitely frozen solid 😂

  • @gregknipe8772
    @gregknipe8772 Před 3 lety

    feel fortunate that you enjoy producing this type of lecture / presentation. thank you.

  • @escotofio
    @escotofio Před 3 lety +31

    Would it be possible to talk about the trauma that Reyes's neck faced when bouncing off the canvas? It looked pretty dramatic. Hope Reyes is OK, heals up, takes some time off to assess what his future holds for him and does what he truly wants.

    • @preston2636
      @preston2636 Před 3 lety +2

      There's a chanel just like this onr called the fight dr. He covered it.

    • @GrheghtsKn_Badman
      @GrheghtsKn_Badman Před 3 lety

      @@preston2636 thanks for the info man. I, for one, certainly appreciate that and will check it out. Thank you.

  • @wrNKZMOVIES
    @wrNKZMOVIES Před 3 lety +2

    Keep up the work, Doc
    Your videos are full of knowledge and I also like your description and in-depth analysis of the injury
    I can see your 1 mill subs are on the way, you deserve it!

  • @romanhuerta3365
    @romanhuerta3365 Před 3 lety

    Your videos add a whole other perspective to the fights. These guys are true warriors!

  • @Nikeboi77
    @Nikeboi77 Před 3 lety +2

    It's so satisfying to listen to someone who knows exactly what they're talking about.

  • @kingballerofficial
    @kingballerofficial Před 3 lety +4

    bro doc thank u for everything u do

  • @getl0st
    @getl0st Před 3 lety +19

    Am I the only one who is concerned with how badly damaged Jiri Prochazka's elbow could be...

    • @geraldfriend256
      @geraldfriend256 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

    • @blackbird7156
      @blackbird7156 Před 3 lety

      I mean hes fine though at least as far as i know he seems ok

    • @vishnu2407
      @vishnu2407 Před 3 lety +1

      Elbows are really hard to hurt, especially when you've conditioned them the way these fighters have

  • @SarkovskyP
    @SarkovskyP Před 3 lety +1

    I had no idea there are doctors reacting to mma damages. Awesome content idea, both interesting and educational.

  • @mickys333
    @mickys333 Před 3 lety +25

    Man, Reyes' nose can't catch a break. It had barely recoverd from what Jan did to it and now Jiri decides to do some more damage of his own.

    • @patrikjelinek7752
      @patrikjelinek7752 Před 3 lety

      🤣 You know Who HAVE bigger power? How? What you see in TV 🤣🤣 you crazy

    • @gbubba23
      @gbubba23 Před 3 lety +5

      @@patrikjelinek7752 stay off the drugs boss

  • @kimchi2780
    @kimchi2780 Před 3 lety +36

    Can you do a breakdown of Michael Bispings injury history on his eye?

    • @TheRealAbraxas
      @TheRealAbraxas Před 3 lety +3

      This would be super interesting considering he lost his eye from a head kick. Super rare injury.

    • @randomdude8877
      @randomdude8877 Před 3 lety

      @@TheRealAbraxas TRT Vitor with an eye catching head kick

  • @bomalpatriote7265
    @bomalpatriote7265 Před 3 lety

    Thank you very much Doctor Sutterer for your professional Analysis.

  • @XDMADbro
    @XDMADbro Před 3 lety

    love the videos doc, i learn so much from these, mainly that we're all just giant, walking, talking meat bags but still, keep up the great work.

  • @rahul-qo3fi
    @rahul-qo3fi Před 3 lety

    Thanks doc.. Super informative, one of these days I am going to sit and watch through all ur videos. Wish Speedy recovery to Reyes!

  • @drakemartinezmusic
    @drakemartinezmusic Před 3 lety +32

    My grandmother is Greek, and she used to say "I'll break your face" to me and my siblings - a common threat for old school Greek people. Well, Jiri legit broke Reyes' face... How terrifying.

  • @thekattner8805
    @thekattner8805 Před 3 lety

    Very informative video while being very professional. Subscribed.

  • @lhdraw
    @lhdraw Před 3 lety +1

    Incredible presentation. You made anatomy and physio informative and engaging. I have more appreciation for the orbital structures and Jiri Prochazka now! Thank you Dr Sutterer 🙌💪

  • @grndzro777
    @grndzro777 Před 3 lety

    Great video. You keep raising your game.

  • @PoloKingDX
    @PoloKingDX Před 3 lety

    I love these videos, doc! Very educational as always! Cheers!

  • @scottjasper5424
    @scottjasper5424 Před 3 lety

    I enjoy your videos, Dr Brian.

  • @pathofchaos786
    @pathofchaos786 Před 3 lety

    Great video as always.

  • @scott-proav
    @scott-proav Před 3 lety

    Your MMA stuff is awesome. Love it!

  • @kovusimba007
    @kovusimba007 Před 3 lety

    You're a beast Dr. Sutterer God bless !

  • @petemills5704
    @petemills5704 Před 3 lety

    Excellent explanation..many thanks 👏🏻👍

  • @Pause0
    @Pause0 Před 3 lety

    super informative video! when you mentioned which bone the zygomatic arch was i just imagined how awful fracturing that must feel.

  • @mgharvey3657
    @mgharvey3657 Před 3 lety

    Brutal. Warriors, both of them! Thanks for breaking it down doc.

  • @travisscott2264
    @travisscott2264 Před 3 lety

    Love the mma vids doc!

  • @floridapopulist
    @floridapopulist Před 3 lety

    Wowow what an original channel. Amazing

  • @giampierolopresti41
    @giampierolopresti41 Před 3 lety

    Well done Doctor. You are a really professional guy. Congrats

  • @rezo84
    @rezo84 Před 3 lety

    wow, amazing explanation, thanks, BR from Slovakia

  • @DougSalyers
    @DougSalyers Před 3 lety +1

    I said it earlier n I'll say it again, that man has brutal power!

  • @malepauling7431
    @malepauling7431 Před 3 lety

    Dude! DOOOOPE SHIRT my man! luv it!

  • @Furykidxxx
    @Furykidxxx Před 3 lety +28

    I've already said it, Jiri has bricks in his gloves, doesn't look like he's punching with vicious power, but he punches right through people, very heavy puncher

    • @dTristras
      @dTristras Před 3 lety +5

      I think that power comes from his relaxation when he throws his punches which allows for his body to flow without tightness

    • @geraldfriend256
      @geraldfriend256 Před 3 lety +4

      His punches start from his hips and he crouches to load up on them.And he fights very long.

    • @JM-cf9xy
      @JM-cf9xy Před 3 lety +1

      @@dTristras you know nothing about fighting

    • @thewretch4081
      @thewretch4081 Před 3 lety

      Blachowicz can generate more power with very short punches

    • @tryhardninja1089
      @tryhardninja1089 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thewretch4081 Nope Jiri hits much harder

  • @Blondeape
    @Blondeape Před 3 lety

    fascinating! thank you

  • @crockpot2283
    @crockpot2283 Před 3 lety

    Keep up with the great videos!

    • @crockpot2283
      @crockpot2283 Před 3 lety

      Thanks for the heart react! You made my night!

  • @camcamhaffey71
    @camcamhaffey71 Před 3 lety

    Very informative

  • @TheRonybala
    @TheRonybala Před 3 lety

    Great explanation, as always.
    What about the fall after the elbow? Could that have been a factor in the injuries?

  • @danielfaulkner6918
    @danielfaulkner6918 Před 3 lety

    Great explanation as i end my a&p class to put the facial bones into perspective

  • @lockdown24v74
    @lockdown24v74 Před 3 lety

    awesome vid

  • @starkparker16
    @starkparker16 Před 3 lety

    Great video

  • @rodinunez5967
    @rodinunez5967 Před 3 lety +15

    Flawless

  • @Megaepicbossness
    @Megaepicbossness Před 3 lety +1

    Can we just make this guy the official doctor for the ufc that releases statements about injured fighters? Id love to have him detail pre fight injuries and how they occurred. I wouldnt even question him.

  • @jaredpowers8738
    @jaredpowers8738 Před 3 lety

    Can you go a little deeper on the timeframe of these injuries or the experience of fixing some of these injuries to give us the experience for the fighter from these injuries ? Thanks nice video

  • @usuajsjsjsjsjsusjjsjsjsjsn3301

    Bittersweet result really like both but man I feel for dom

  • @martinsuareznunez2620
    @martinsuareznunez2620 Před 3 lety +1

    as a side note , you could say an estimated time of recovery , great vids men (Y)

  • @justpassing6643
    @justpassing6643 Před 3 lety

    I honestly wish I could push my concerns for damage aside so I could fight... But this channel always sets me straight. I'll stick to sleeping

  • @nalmeida75
    @nalmeida75 Před 3 lety

    really good video

  • @wizmanballin8498
    @wizmanballin8498 Před 3 lety

    Like the shirt and tie too Doc B!👍

  • @Quazi-moto
    @Quazi-moto Před 3 lety

    Smart spin for a channel. Best of luck growing it even bigger... even though you're a doc and aren't hurting for money hehe.

  • @BirdsOfGlass
    @BirdsOfGlass Před 3 lety +4

    Another great breakdown! Reyes didnt do as bad as people seem to think, his counters were great & that upkick almost won the fight but Jiri is a different level of animal.

    • @woodendoors9532
      @woodendoors9532 Před 2 lety

      He was not stunned from the upkick.

    • @Theirishcannoli
      @Theirishcannoli Před 2 lety

      @@woodendoors9532 he was literally knocked out lol. He just happened to fall into side guard

    • @woodendoors9532
      @woodendoors9532 Před 2 lety

      @@Theirishcannoli someone knocked out doesn't move in an athletic fashion .5 seconds after the strike

    • @woodendoors9532
      @woodendoors9532 Před 2 lety

      @@Theirishcannoli Reminds me of the "oh he's hUrT" from Rogan.

  • @unapologeticcook7168
    @unapologeticcook7168 Před 3 lety

    You make my professor look like Dom Reyes after thoroughly explaining the situation.

  • @benjamin5026
    @benjamin5026 Před 3 lety

    I would love it if you did a video on Jeff Wittak's injury, when you feel like you have enough information on the injuries he sustained. I would love to see in detail what exactly he experienced. Just from analytical point of view.

  • @iclark2400
    @iclark2400 Před 3 lety +1

    Do Michael Bisping’s eye injury breakdown please, that would be an interesting video

  • @orionsimerl6539
    @orionsimerl6539 Před 3 lety

    You gain just that much more respect for these fighters not only because of the injuries they sustain, but because they sustain these injuries and continue fighting with them.

  • @loreleiwhitcombe6371
    @loreleiwhitcombe6371 Před 3 lety

    That man is humble outside the ring and a killer in it.

  • @Rjasper499
    @Rjasper499 Před 3 lety +9

    Aside from the facial fractures, can you speak to the neurophysiology of Reyes getting knocked out. Are you concerned with the amount of time that he was unconscious?

  • @stevebaumgardner5809
    @stevebaumgardner5809 Před 3 lety

    Nice incite. Thanks.

  • @jonas8993
    @jonas8993 Před 3 lety

    Funny how a person who dedicated his career to medical stuff and healing ppl enjoys seeing and analysing ppl hurting and damaging themselves

  • @MylotheZooLovingScientist

    Hey Doc, do you think you can take a look at the Odor / Maldonado collision at the Yankees / Astros game last night? Odor’s knee took a hit that made me think he tore an ACL, but he was apparently walking on his own power shortly afterward. Would be curious to know your thoughts.

  • @cauwama
    @cauwama Před 3 lety

    Can you do the Martin Maldonado/Rougned Odor collision?

  • @JacobHassell
    @JacobHassell Před 3 lety

    Can you please make a video about Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May I am so confused and curious

  • @genjama
    @genjama Před 3 lety

    Everytime i check out a video i learn something.

  • @zaynen.5304
    @zaynen.5304 Před 3 lety

    Can you do the odor injury, saw it live and looked pretty nasty, luckily they weren’t hurt too bad

  • @Hixlol
    @Hixlol Před 3 lety

    Great video. Off topic.. you look like the carbanaro effect guy lol

  • @jityogfitre8d591
    @jityogfitre8d591 Před rokem

    My prayers go out Reyes for speedy and healthy recovery 🙏

  • @ohmra2749
    @ohmra2749 Před 3 lety +3

    Landing flat of his face could've also contributed to some of the injuries. That's a lot of weight coming straight down from about 6 ft.

  • @DoNotLikeThis
    @DoNotLikeThis Před 3 lety

    WOW 😳. What a brutal beating!

  • @Humanprototype-wh8qr
    @Humanprototype-wh8qr Před 3 lety

    i am so sorry for Dominik Reyes i wish him and his family all the best. God bless.
    Two great fighters, only one can win. Feels even harder when u was that close to victory and title vs Jones.

  • @4pillars454
    @4pillars454 Před 3 lety

    Hey Doc...how painful are these orbital fractures?

  • @yaynarutoyay
    @yaynarutoyay Před 3 lety

    Dr Brian is there an explanation why we always cringe and feel the same body part pain watching your videos? My face! My nose! My head aches!😂😅

  • @nikka4209
    @nikka4209 Před 3 lety

    Jiri is a savage Rn, cause he hasn't fought in the ufc didn't take those beatings others have taken, a couple fights if he dont go about this smart he will lose an won't make it to tht title!! Gotta let tht brain heal up, props to Reyes swinging till he couldnt anymore!

  • @jityogfitre8d591
    @jityogfitre8d591 Před rokem

    Question, can you breakdown Reyes fall? He landed on top of his head or top of his forehead when he landed. His head bounced out from his neck being put into what looked like a spring folding forward and upwards.

  • @MrRJC1991
    @MrRJC1991 Před 3 lety +5

    I would love a video about broken noses. It seems like once they break, they are never back to how they used to be and easily break again.

    • @29slowjoe
      @29slowjoe Před 3 lety +1

      Definitely dislocate easier.

    • @GrheghtsKn_Badman
      @GrheghtsKn_Badman Před 3 lety

      Yeah, I can speak on that. Every time my nose takes trauma, it breaks in the same place, which is weird bc it feels like the bone is thicker from healing, so until you go under the knife to get the septum straightened and the bone shaved, its always a weak point.

  • @williammoore4380
    @williammoore4380 Před 3 lety

    Having been hit in the face and sustaining facial fractures, I have HUGE empathy for what these guys risk. Unlike boxing, this is just one of many types of injuries they risk- not only in the ring but in training. Many injuries occur outside the fight ring when there is little pay to compensate for the risk. The toll fighting takes on the body over the years is like driving your car at 100% light to light. Green, 100% acceleration, then standing on brakes to slow.

  • @odzak554
    @odzak554 Před 3 lety

    Can you make a video explaining the situation of ansu fati(fc barcelona player)

  • @johnnysaint5042
    @johnnysaint5042 Před 3 lety +15

    From Dominator to Dominated. Next time for Reyes,, do not accept a fight if your opponent's name starts with J (Jon, Jan and Jiri) 😂

  • @tylermatousek3308
    @tylermatousek3308 Před 3 lety

    Can you look at Luis roberts injury cause I was super confused watching it

  • @kaanerdogan6512
    @kaanerdogan6512 Před 3 lety +1

    4:15 thats some nightmare material

  • @mastershake42019
    @mastershake42019 Před 3 lety

    His hair told him to do it. Prochaska is so legit. Crazy hand speed and unorthodox striking.

  • @titaniumwolf2
    @titaniumwolf2 Před 3 lety

    "I'm learnding" - Me in Ralph Wiggum voice

  • @rhdbmw9361
    @rhdbmw9361 Před 3 lety

    I dont want to see fighters get really hurt.....BUT.....if they do, then we get these awesome videos 😁👍

  • @taurus-realty
    @taurus-realty Před 3 lety

    I am glad actually that you analyzed the consequences of the fight. About a year ago I googled “fighters where are the now?” Or “life after fighting career” ... basically see how life turns out to be for there people after 40, we all admire their abilities and skills, we love watching them fight ( Aldo, gaethje, Silva, Yan, ... and so on) I watch same fight many times. But they all end up with multiple health issues, surgeries, brain damage. MMA is relatively young sport but I’d be curious to see “Where are they now?” For first few like Tito Ortiz, Chuck Liddell, ... Mirco Crocop

  • @lilikyla
    @lilikyla Před 3 lety

    You should cover Dustin may his season sending TJ surgery elbow injury

  • @sweetleaf9668
    @sweetleaf9668 Před 3 lety +7

    Damn! That dude is a bad man. Future world champion.

  • @ViktorNig
    @ViktorNig Před 3 lety

    Now that I see how many bones were broken I'm surprised reyes survived that long. A true warrior. And jiri is one violent man like scary violent, he broke retes face in just 2 rounds, imagine 5 😳

  • @dronedruid153
    @dronedruid153 Před 3 lety

    Brutal

  • @Keith_Mikell
    @Keith_Mikell Před 3 lety

    Great video doc. Reyes needed his nose fixed anyway. Hes not been the same since the JJ fight. If you are a fighter, watch the quick rises, because they sometimes mean quick falls. Dom is an example of that. I feel for him.

  • @dknadeau0912
    @dknadeau0912 Před 3 lety +2

    Can we talk about how creepy the digital anatomy skull looks with the eye balls in the sockets....?

  • @dmeads5663
    @dmeads5663 Před 3 lety

    I know you only do sports injuries but it would be cool if you could cover the injury of the CZcamsr from Kentucky Ballistics who’s 50 caliber exploded on him.

  • @Wanys123
    @Wanys123 Před 3 lety

    Who knew antenna hair to catch the best wifi made you into a literal facebreaker.