Every Dairy Queen Ever
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- If you’re not handing me my ice cream upside down, I don’t want it. This is EVERY DAIRY QUEEN EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Patrick McDonald and Paul Heredia
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Vida Robbins
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Art Assistant: Austin Barrett
Wardrobe: Katie Workman
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
GFX: Winton Foulds
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
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the bit where shayne lost his mind over “the treat” is oddly cinematic
His insane laugh reminded me of Mark Hamills joker
@@khanaam7216 yeah
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TrEaT tReAt treAeaAEaeAt
It was….. quite interesting lol. And scary
As a Texan, this is extremely accurate. We all wear cowboy hats and have the same accent. There's always hay and lassos everywhere. You get free guns with every meal at any restaurant
I'm not gonna lie when I say that's all I've seen whenever I'm in Texas lol.
Also the smell of "Texas money" everywhere I went.
Yep fellow Texan this is correct
As a Texan, can't forget the "That's what I like about Texas!"
We also ride horses instead of driving those filthy vehicles
@@xxtoptigerxx8758 EXACTLY I always take my stallion to WhatABurger
Can confirm as a former DQ employee, this is exactly what it was like.
As a current DQ employee, i can confirm this is STILL what it's like.
As a former DQ employee, I can serve as second confirmation that this is, in fact, exactly what it was like.
So, the Sprite spills out after "Flipping" it?
Is that the real reason why they flip it LOL it sounds convincing
As a current Randy, they still don't let me dip it in
Randy was by far my favourite character. The delivery of his lines was immaculate. The amount of emotion radiating from him when he delivered his iconic line "AHHHH!!! JUST LET ME DIP IN IN" was touching. He was even willing to sacrifice his dignity in fighting a war, just to 'dip it in' and it really showed his dedication to his mission.
I cried at the end. He finally fulfilled his life's mission and dipped it. It was so heart warming and satisfying. Hopefully, Randy was also just as satisfied. All of this is without even mentioning the gracefulness of his body movement. You could really tell who he was as a person from the movements alone. Randy is such a wholesome man. Not the man we deserve... but the man we need. Thank you Randy for blessing this world. And congratulations on finally dipping it. You earned it.
What he said
what
He said
Never read an essay about a character wanting to drip his Johnson in chocolate before. I guess I really have seen *everything* now.
"It was so heart warming and satisfying. *Hopefully, Randy was also just as satisfied."*
"his yeehog is itching for some chocolate"
"dang straight me mama"
🤣🤣
AHH JUST LET ME DIP IT IN! best line of the video
Ok now I see your profile pic u a purv
i was a boy. they were 138 girls. can i make it any more obvious? thats right, i had a crazy dream last night. HAHAHAHAHA!!! im the funniest youtube star ever. youre welcome for laughing dear adam
@@AxxLAfriku What the fuck? LOL
@@AxxLAfriku shut up your burring
Scarily relatable.
That does explain why the workers all have bats…
I thought it was for company baseball.
I thought it was only us that got that's when we started being cashiers glad to know
I really appreciate Kimmy's evil laugh.
Sometimes I wonder how much of the dialog is actually in the script and not improvised
Courtney mentioned on last Wednesdays stream they don't really script out all the jokes anymore as they're leaning more into improv. They figure out certain key jokes and premises and riff on them from there.
Thank God, I thought it was just me 🤔😅🤣
Yeah me too.
Aww, Randy got a happy ending.
Literally.
his favorite kind of ending
To quote the Bard, “There’s a double meaning in that.”
3:07 "my liege, let me dip it innnn" omg ian's character was MVP on this video lmfaoo
I kneel before you 😂🙌
i read this as it was playing and needless to say, it was an experience for me lol
@@YoukaiFofo JUST LEMME KNEEL ON THAT CHOCOLATE
Courtney playing the Dairy Queen is absolutely genius, her regal voice is awesome!!
Courtney is a Queen of all kinds, not just of the dairy variety.
that made me realize that he looks a lot like the protagonist of Silent hill 2(game)
(laughing) nice outfit 2:40
Ur mom
@@gustsword6588 he who?
As a Dairy Queen worker I can confirm Randy’s do exist
That’s nice to know 😂
Do they dip it in ?
The little nonchalant bow that Noah gives at 2:41 is hilarious.
*"Dang straight me mama"*
I laugh exactly like Courtney
Courtney's Pixar body language followed by the worst words ever spoken right there really took me out.
Awesome +
I worked at a Dairy Queen. It’s finally my turn to be memed by Smosh. Thank you.
SAME😂😭
Even when threatening someone with a bat Kimmy is too cute
That's love right there
I love how Shane clapped and instantly Damian got they were doing paddy-cake now.
That is best friend energy.
First
The whole "flipping the drink" is a great example of how american service makes me severely uncomfortable
every time they flip my blizzard i get genuinely scared
@@gracecw as a Dairy Queen worker will if we don’t flip at least one blizzard per order you get a free medium blizzard but every time I flip I get scared too
Cool.
@@gracecw
It gets the blood pumping to your taste buds
It’s called quality guarantee
''Thank you. What else you got?''
''What else do I got? A little bit of depression.''
''Nice.''
Good one, Noah!!
6:23 the sheer craziness from Shayne and Damien 😂😂😂
I expected “is the Dairy Queen married to the Burger King?”
i thought Jack in the Box would be her son. But it seems that she married that clown MC Donalds
Yes second
@@ryu_798 Maybe MC Donalds is her court composer.
They were but got divorced and it was messy
@@sassysarah39 makes sense, he is a clown and went to go star in a horror film. Or because the queen loved head, especially cutting them off. (cuz the dairy queen is like the queen of hearts from alice and wonderland)
As a former Florida DQ employee, I can safely say that Randy would have no issue walking into our Florida dessert kitchen and "dipping it"
Note to self: never go to a Dairy Queen in Florida.
oml
Aaaahhh yes, Florida, America's gloryhole
I'm so confused.. here in Québec, Dairy Queen only serves ice cream, slushies, ice cream cakes and stuff like that.. no burgers, no fries.. Is this really a thing in the US?
I worked at Dairy Queen and there are two types of locations, the treats only ones (might have hotdogs or other microwaveables available) and the full Grill and Chill locations with the complete menu. The hot food is decent but overpriced. The onion rings slap.
Yep
Bro I’m from alberta and we have burgers and hotdogs and fries along with the cakes and treats and ice cream dips.
Ya Ontario has burgers and fries lol y’all are just weird lol
You must be mistaken. Dairy Queen doesn’t sell any Ice Cream. *Only Treat.*
Love how Kimmy tried to out-scream Shayne for a whole second before she realized what she was doing and the futility of such an attempt
Courtney looks so pretty in that queen outfit 😍
I agree, I think I'm in love
Simps spotted
I'm taking the shot captain
Agree, let me give you your 100th like for that sir.
This is one of those Smosh Every blank Ever that really hits an uncanny valley level of enjoyment that I feels wrong, but I’m currently experiment that so here we are.
You should do "Every Smosh Ever" where you guys just scream and then laugh and then scream and then laugh and then scream and then laugh.
Yeah man,every smosh nowadays ever.haiz,another one of these .they really stopped trying
They did do every smosh ever back when Anthony was still with them .-.
@@kindythecyborg well yeah,but if u see the original comment,it was mostly referring to now without anthony smosh.
@@yuza18siao1 true
I agree 100%
I have just seen the first 24 Seconds, but that Sprite spilling out of the cup onto his face was one of the best visual gags I have seen in a while
If you choose to go to a Dairy Queen you should, by law, be met with a locked door.
Yes first
As a former employee of Dairy Queen during COVID I agree
Nah we have a dairy queen by my school and we always just go to get a blizzard
Uhm, Actually it’s called D’treat Qu’treat, get your facts right smh
@@dillpickle2132 ikr 🙄
3:46 is exactly how I imagine Olivia's mind
The way Kimmy quickly changed from aggressive to calmly explaining to Noah lmao
Ian did such a great job as ''Randy.'' That was hilarious. Reminded me of old Smosh of some sort.
So, Ian likes more than his dilly dipped...😬
As someone who lives in Texas, the restaurant where you leave the peanut shells on the floor (Texas Roadhouse) is awesome and yes with our new law you could prolly order a handgun with your meal and btw Randy should be a recurring character!
the one in my tennessee city stopped letting that happen after a waittress somehow knocking herself out after going flying due to a misstep
I will say, as someone else from Texas, they didn't highlight on the tacos at DQ those with the sauce are awesome - and the Dude - so Texas
Constitutional Carry.
As someone who lives In the Wisconsin the restaurant , Texas Roadhouse is okay I guess
Texas Roadhouse is in almost every state in the US. There’s one like 10 minutes from me. Their bread and butter is awesome 😁
I love the extended blooper reel! Please do more videos like this
''Oh, so that's why they gave me the bat.''
Hahahahahahaha, good one, Noah!!
I never know what I'm expecting from EBEs, but it's NEVER what I try to think it will be
honestly, TOTALLY down to see Shayne portray a psycho-/ sociopath in an indie movie
Ian's everyone's boss and that's great.
Damien counting in pixel/resolution numbers is my favorite aspect of this video
''What's in treat?''
''Legally?''
''Yeah.''
''Come here, come here, come here.''
(Kimmy coughs)
The components of treat.''
LMAO!!!! :D :D :D :D
Shades of Shades lawyering up in Luke Cage season 1.
"his yeehog is itching for some chocolate" lmao
hahahaha killer kimmy is hilarious I need more of it 🤣🤣
kimmy and courtney should be in jail
The shayne black and white screaming scene was so intense
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever featuring naked Shayne
- Every Boredom Ever
- Every Science Lab Ever
- Every Asian Parent Ever
- Every Photographer Ever
- Every Troll Ever
- Every Singer Ever
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- Every College Ever
Every “Every Blank Ever” Ever, and it’s a compilation of behind the scenes footage from all previously shot Every Blank Evers.
LMAO Damiens "Feel Good" reference in the bloopers was hilarious comedic timing 😂
I love any sketch where Ian just gets to be Unhinged
Not me working at dairy Queen for years and the customers do be like this 🤣🤣
''and here's your Sprite.''
''Wait, what?''
(drink splashes)
''Enjoy your meal.''
''I think this is Sierra Mist.''
LOL! :D
didn't expect this to be one of the best episodes ever and yet here we are
The way Damien instantly joined Shayne with the clapping @6:32 lmao
I loved that opening scene LMAO
Same!
3:29 “witnessed treat” 😭😭😭
4:35 "Randy????"
Bruh they know this man everywhere 😂
I love Kimmy's energy in this.
Randy's story arc ending with texas' d'treat qu'treat finally letting him dip in the chocolate was top 10 anime twists material
My mental state right now: 3:55
This absolute CHAOS was just what I needed today 😂
Courtney with platinum blonde hair is really fitting for the "Dairy Queen"
Loved this. A mental breakdown or two, a dairy queen, Texas, Ian being... Ian.
I worked at a Dairy Queen grill and chill for six years so I’ve never clicked on a smosh video faster😂
Pretty sure Randy could just go to Florida and dip it. Make a whole Florida Man story off of Randy.
KIMMY🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍👑🏆🥇👏👏👏👏👏🥇👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️You are the Star of every Smosh video, i Love you KIMMY❤️👑🥇⭐️🙌Keep on Slaying my Queen👏🙌⭐️👑
Kimmy’s killing it in this vid! 🔥
2:25 *The way Shane brandishes that skateboard*
Sam O’nella: uh oh. Uh Oh. UH OH.
The last one is accurate where at the Texas DQ where they’ll let you use the restroom with or without ordering the food, because I’m from Texas, that also means I considered the last bit as funny.
Lol but it was about dipping your naughty bits in the chocolate dipping vat, not using the bathroom 😂
6:37 Damien with the gorillaz joke yeeessssss
Courtney as the Dairy Queen is so good 😂🙌
"I have Burger king encroaching from the north, White Castle ACHING to breach my gates, and Jack in his pernicious Box anticipating my demise!"
6:04 literally the best part
The Dairy Queen was the best part of this video. The fact that she brought up Burger King, White Castle, and Jack ‘n the Box, was amazing.
Courtney is great at accents
An underappreciated part of her game sometimes
Legally, we don't watch Smosh. We watch treat.
I worked at Culver's and whenever someone ordered a Blizzard instead of concrete, we'd flip it right in front of them. Good times, but also bad times
I used to work at a Culver's bad times bad times
Ted Drewes in St. Louis flips concretes by default, so when Culver's first got here & _didn't_ flip their concretes, I assumed they weren't as thick/cold/etc as what I was used to.
The bloopers are absolute gold! 👌🏻🤣
Like Every Wendy's, Krispy Kreme, Pizza Hut, Hooters, and Baskin Robbins Ever, this actually made me crave for it. 😋😋😋
Legally. Kimmy is terrifying in this one 😂😳
Kimmy was the star of the episode
I as a dairy queen manager can confirm all of this is true
2:36 Courtney’s acting was so good I thought for a second that this was an episode of The Crown
This one was off the rails from start to finish; perfection 😂
Yay, I love every Blank Ever videos, y'all are so talented
Keep up the great work! ^ - ^
The whole cast went absolutely feral for this, and it felt exactly like I was working at DQ again.
Shayne and Damien playing hacky sack. So good.
Shayne's Joker audition is solid, I'd say.
Also, the little bow Noah did when Courtney came in destroyed me, for some reason.
Kimmy is life 😂
Ive been waiting for this one. Its amazing
This episode felt particularly hilarious, Congrats 😆
Can we have a TNTL where Kimmy just tries to be mean the whole time? I was crying from laughter watching her scream at "Randy."
Noah KILLED it!!
He makes me laugh without a word, he can just crack a smile or look goofy
These bloopers killed me omg 100/10
The Randy bit and Courtney as the Dairy Queen made me laugh so hard! This video is golden
The new writers are really improving the quality of the new sketch videos
I would like an uncooked burger, morning paste sundae and cancelled candy blizzard please 😄
This was a good one guys and gals. The dairy queen describing the battle lines with the other franchises was classic.
this was one of the best ones in a long time, nice job
0:36 I love that poster in the background.
Randy and the chocolate bit almost had hot soup come out of my nose XD
The quality of these videos and just the production value omg just amazing
It’s so nice when they upload