He said it right when he said "fuck this place" bring our troops home... Ralphie may is super funny.. I love his stand up. Thanks Ralphie for participating.....
Crazy how this feels so long ago but in all reality it wasn't. Crazy how time flies and how some of those faces you see(including Ralphie) are no longer with us. Rest in peace all those souls.
I really hate to break 420 comments on this but Ralphie May is one of the greatest of all time and I'll never forget this video in particular. Thanks for posting. 🖤
Beautiful Loser wow your wrong in two ways he was a Christian and Jews do believe in a version of heaven the only real difference between Jews and Christian beliefs is the whole Jesus thing.
Spent 8 years in the sand box. as a DOD contractor. Remember Ralphie May being there. I didn't get to watch his show because I had to convoy out that night.
Ralfie May! Wow i never got to see or hear him ive never heard a down to earth guy do stand-up! He wasnt self conscious about his weight or ANYTHING of the sort . rip in peace big brother YOU'LL live forever in OUR 💕 hearts and on CZcams!
How did you guys get off heroin ? Naa, just kiddin, for real though how was the reactions when no WMD was found and was there any moral conundrum to the older vets, also did the goal change from the beginning of the war(Catch WMD) to the end of it (Free the people of a country that you literally just stopped bombing, Last one, if you go back on time would you be part of again or participate in any kind of wars ?
10yrs down the road, the people have changed, the world has changed, but the message never will. 1Love. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has/is/will serve this country, our people's, and our families. Let us never forget the sacrifices that have been made by those that serve as well as their family. No sacrifice is ever greater than the one made in service and protection of our fellow mankind.
I have no idea how many sleepers are out there, wont know until some kinda shit hits the fan. Plenty of us just sleepin, waiting, ready at any point. I know im not the only one. The day I meet the rest of the sleepers will be a damn good one.
Im Mexican. And a Marine vet from Iraq. I fought to protect my brothers and sisters i fought with. I didnt care about politics. I joined to get rid of Saddam. Bc he terrorized and murdered his own his ppl. Im no traitor.
Nuno here, I'm a fan of yours Ralphie and am a huge supporter of our U.S TROOPS . Thanks for the years of laughter . Just like u said about that country,FUCK EM!!! Hurry up n light em up. Our soldiers need to come home. AMEN!!
the end of that hits hard. been over there twice, and was a the same base Camp Victory the second time. Thanks Ralphie, even though I wasn't there when you came, I know people loved the down time and mind set to just relax
I wish we could comment on the adverts before videos. Just got one of Tulsi Gabbard, she might have some crazy ideas but she's the only Democrat I can see in a wetsuit and NOT throw up a little. I think she deserves more credit for being the first Democrat woman of color to run for office.... That doesn't look like a mummified komodo dragon.
Notin Myhouse it’s also technically desecrating the flag. I can understand a lot of people think it’s patriotic to sign a flag, but the flag stands for so much more than that. If you want an autograph, get a scrapbook.
love some Ralphie May doing a show for our American HERO'S in a small portation of our world that you cant turn your back to cause you could very well get shot, blown up or beaten to death, for what? Cause your beliefs dont apply to group of people that feel killing someone is gonna fix the problem. I pray that any kid who wants to inlist when there of age to fight for America or any country that has people who cant defend themselves to please be safe, dont leave a fallen soilder behind and get your ass back home alive cause we and your family need you! UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and our Milatary, Army, Navy, Marines and LAW ENFORCEMENT! THANKS Y'ALL FOR KEEPING US SAFE AND GOD BLESS YOU!!!
This is so raw, old, and golden, I can't believe I never saw it sooner, RIP big man.
lol may he roast in hell XD
Knock knock who's there?
Cruise Missle!!!
He said it right when he said "fuck this place" bring our troops home...
Ralphie may is super funny.. I love his stand up. Thanks Ralphie for participating.....
These loosers want to be there , they love the attention of being the big military hero, otherwise they feel insecure
You are so right, should have brought them home.
Crazy how this feels so long ago but in all reality it wasn't. Crazy how time flies and how some of those faces you see(including Ralphie) are no longer with us. Rest in peace all those souls.
For him to understand and express what he does at the end means a lot to me.
No, it's not free. Thank you all for your service. Ralphie, you were the man !!
Ralphie on stage is like a locamotive he starts slow but once he gets going he can't be stopped. RIP Ralphie.
Cargo plane was the only way of getting ralphie to Iraq 😂 but for real absolute legend
He would've loved that joke
haha
who the hell could possibly dislike this guy. i mean seriously hes an inspiration
His bitch wife hated him
I really hate to break 420 comments on this but Ralphie May is one of the greatest of all time and I'll never forget this video in particular. Thanks for posting. 🖤
Heaven is now a funnier place
James Ricker he was Jewish. They don't believe in heaven. I don't know where they go but I think they just believe that dead is dead.
Wonder if he met up with Sam Kinison and gave him shit for fucking with him on his first appearance
Heaven? u sound ridiculous. thats a fairy tale
He tellin jokes to the child insurgents that were killed during this shit/ this shit 2: afghani goo
Beautiful Loser wow your wrong in two ways he was a Christian and Jews do believe in a version of heaven the only real difference between Jews and Christian beliefs is the whole Jesus thing.
Ralphie May is the best Comic I have heard in years.
There are a lot of good ones, he is among the better ones indeed
*Ralphie May starts **3:15*
Hahahahaha.
“Light ‘em up!”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cruise missile!”
Ralphie was and still is a GREAT PATRIOT R.I.P.
6:51 “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cruise Missile!”
”You can’t start a bbq with that shit”... pure gold😂
RIP Ralphie May. You will be missed.
Spent 8 years in the sand box.
as a DOD contractor. Remember Ralphie May being there. I didn't get to watch his show because I had to convoy out that night.
"It's not free",, wow, salute to all you boys and girls!!
Ralfie May! Wow i never got to see or hear him ive never heard a down to earth guy do stand-up! He wasnt self conscious about his weight or ANYTHING of the sort . rip in peace big brother YOU'LL live forever in OUR 💕 hearts and on CZcams!
For those who don't know....she is Lahna Turner.....Ralphie May's wife!
Very descent of both of them to go there.
LaHnA iS hIs WiFe
How is there any dislikes on this video??? In 2021 RIP Ralphie May
Ralphie would have hours of material written just in the past 6 months. Miss you, buddy.
“LIGHT EM UP!”
hooaa. Get some !🪖
He is Right: *"It's Not Free!!" Very Touching, Very Real!!*
Doc Spoc yeah his statement really impacted me especially since I used to be anti war but I've changed my views
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cruise Missile!
Rest in Peace Ralphie. Thank you for a sh!tload of laughs. " Get him off that gun !"..lmao
Trying to find that one where is it
@@chrismurphy2856 I Know it was on tape from a Ron White "Salute to the Troops" shot in Vegas. 2nd or 3Rd "Salute to the troops". D@mn that is funny.
Finally after 25 years of Infantry and retired for 11, I get to see a USO show.
i like the' reaction from the troops, it brings back memories of when i was over
👊
How did you guys get off heroin ? Naa, just kiddin, for real though how was the reactions when no WMD was found and was there any moral conundrum to the older vets, also did the goal change from the beginning of the war(Catch WMD) to the end of it (Free the people of a country that you literally just stopped bombing, Last one, if you go back on time would you be part of again or participate in any kind of wars ?
@@TheTribalistic You're the type of 20 year old chick Ralphie was talking about. I see you never grew up.
Ralphie we love you man, whether its racism or realism.. u keep it real dude.
RIP I bet you that guy who got his flag signed will cherish this Signature. Thank you all for
sharing this video on youtube.
He was an awesome guy I love watching him. I wish I could have seen him while he was alive
That's Ralphie's wife! GO Ralphie!
10yrs down the road, the people have changed, the world has changed, but the message never will. 1Love. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has/is/will serve this country, our people's, and our families. Let us never forget the sacrifices that have been made by those that serve as well as their family. No sacrifice is ever greater than the one made in service and protection of our fellow mankind.
RIP player
bro the timing at 3:56 was perfect bro made me fucking die of laughter
Brilliant Ralphie!! Respect to US military from the UK 🇬🇧❤️🇺🇸
This made me cry. Thank you for your support, Ralphie.
what support? what the hell are u talking about?
@@sebastiankrajewski2029 use your brain
Heroes come and go, but legends never die. RIP Ralphie
He's so right. I love you Ralphie. RIP BROTHER
You are sorely missed
80 thousand bass boats hahahahaha
Lol the sound effect he made with that was awesome !
You forgot to cut the first 3mins and 14secs!
That actually is ralphie mays wife.
@@kennypayton5103 the gal who didnt even get Ralphie a headstone when he passed...
@@bhew7409 I heard about that on Diaz podcast. Pretty fucked up!
@@bhew7409 is that shit true ?
@@gythftfujvf6hk539 Look it up, homie
SALUUUTE to this GIANT SOUL... 🤟🏿🤍🖤GENUINEGENIUSLEGEND
Slow start but he nailed it on the Budweiser plant!
What is that i need one
All you guys need to learn to take a joke! I mean he was just trying to make them less stressed for the moment! Don't be RUDE! just saying...
That was bad ass, god bless all the troops.
Love this vid !!!! Rip Ralphy
Hahah that's too bad. But thanks for your service and glad your home now.
I have no idea how many sleepers are out there, wont know until some kinda shit hits the fan. Plenty of us just sleepin, waiting, ready at any point. I know im not the only one. The day I meet the rest of the sleepers will be a damn good one.
Thanks for entertaining our kids!
This is awesome.
Nothing but love and respect "BIG MAN" love and respect.
Rest in peace raulphie may god bless
Ralphie.your the best brother. ..my love and respects always
Knock knock whos there cruise missile killed me 😅
From an ex serviceman, RIP Ralphie, heaven and angels laughing with you.
Fuck that fat bastard and the soldiers that are traitors of America.
@@georgefoster1241 and fuck you too George
George Foster fuck you you leeching asshole !!
Thanks for your service!! Our freedom isn't free,it comes with a cost!! Ralphie said it all! RIP Ralphie
Im Mexican. And a Marine vet from Iraq. I fought to protect my brothers and sisters i fought with. I didnt care about politics. I joined to get rid of Saddam. Bc he terrorized and murdered his own his ppl. Im no traitor.
*hits bong* some of the people in the audience probably dead even though they all young faces damn thats deep bro
Goldsoul Indigo nah. the comedian is dead now but odds r every one of those service men and women r fine.
The amount of people that actually die in the last few wars we had in the middle east is so low the military doesnt even feel it.
Dapstur Slays until they kill themselves for being the scum pos they are lol I wish I could hand them all the rope
@@novajames6871 lmfao
@@novajames6871 look at the turd calling the kettle shitty
Nuno here, I'm a fan of yours Ralphie and am a huge supporter of our U.S TROOPS . Thanks for the years of laughter . Just like u said about that country,FUCK EM!!! Hurry up n light em up. Our soldiers need to come home. AMEN!!
Thanks for showing the difference between polished and dull.
80,000 bass boats crossing the alantic LOL
they told me i cant say the f word..... fuck that.............. im almost pissed myself LOL!!
Do they really know how much we appreciate them!? Please let them know! The end made my eyes wet.
We miss you Ralph mouth.
Mess with St Louis and there will be hell to pay!!
Mess with any state of the United states and we will blow the hell out of your country 🇺🇸
Gotta love Ralphie. Never held back!
LIGHT 'EM UP GEORGE!
You're awesome Ralphie.
RIP Ralphie, you a legend
Hugely funny guy, one of the best but from everything I can tell, a great guy too!!!
the end of that hits hard. been over there twice, and was a the same base Camp Victory the second time. Thanks Ralphie, even though I wasn't there when you came, I know people loved the down time and mind set to just relax
That’s scarey and awesome at the same time, RiP ralpie
He was so far ahead of his time!
3:16 comedy starts
I love Ralphie May!!!!
RIP Ralphy
KNOCK...KNOCK......WHO IS IT?....CRUISE MISSILE! lol
love you buddy and miss you RIP 2017.
RIP, Big Guy. The world ain't the same without you.
80000 bass boats lol
It's all u brov may the wings of the angels take you to ur rest
Yea! Thank you troops n your families for you n their sacrafice!
Freedom of speech, at that point the whole NSA office rofled.
I read a comment that rings true about Ralphie and here it is “When you hear thunder it’s ralphie walking around”. R.I.P Big Boy.
Wish we had more patriots in comedy like Ralphie May. RIP
The end was like WOW
RIP Ralphie May
I wish we could comment on the adverts before videos. Just got one of Tulsi Gabbard, she might have some crazy ideas but she's the only Democrat I can see in a wetsuit and NOT throw up a little. I think she deserves more credit for being the first Democrat woman of color to run for office....
That doesn't look like a mummified komodo dragon.
Best video he did
Beautiful
The last few seconds of this are very powerful after Ralphie signs the flag ....
Notin Myhouse it’s also technically desecrating the flag. I can understand a lot of people think it’s patriotic to sign a flag, but the flag stands for so much more than that. If you want an autograph, get a scrapbook.
I didn't condone signing a flag in any way ... What's your point ?
Notin Myhouse my point doesn’t concern you or your opinion.
love some Ralphie May doing a show for our American HERO'S in a small portation of our world that you cant turn your back to cause you could very well get shot, blown up or beaten to death, for what? Cause your beliefs dont apply to group of people that feel killing someone is gonna fix the problem.
I pray that any kid who wants to inlist when there of age to fight for America or any country that has people who cant defend themselves to please be safe, dont leave a fallen soilder behind and get your ass back home alive cause we and your family need you! UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
and our Milatary, Army, Navy, Marines and LAW ENFORCEMENT!
THANKS Y'ALL FOR KEEPING US SAFE AND GOD BLESS YOU!!!
Amazing i love this guy
God bless everyone see this comment ❤❤ hope your having a blessed day
Christ I can't breath from laughing so hard
Ralphie May top man
God bless ya ralphie😢
He's not fluffy, He's DAYUM.
Damn that's a tough crowd. So many can barely crack a smile.