Marriage differences - men and women 😂

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  • čas přidán 18. 06. 2023

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  • @evangelist6277
    @evangelist6277 Před 10 měsíci +997

    "When did he find out..." 😆

    • @darbyhite8887
      @darbyhite8887 Před 10 měsíci +12

      Xactly what I was picking up on! 😂😢😮😅

    • @richardfarrar1801
      @richardfarrar1801 Před 10 měsíci +30

      After the stick read "POSITIVE"!

    • @JimPippin-wc7fq
      @JimPippin-wc7fq Před 9 měsíci +9

      That's the best line I have heard in a long time.

    • @atpg5
      @atpg5 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I work with a man that told me “I got married too young” I said “really, how old were you when you got married?” He said “fifty-seven”

    • @chrisrolfs
      @chrisrolfs Před 5 měsíci +1

      Always felt

  • @haroldjackman2010
    @haroldjackman2010 Před 10 měsíci +751

    I've been married twice. Both women were ready for a wedding, but not a marriage.

    • @Chris-cy8mx
      @Chris-cy8mx Před 10 měsíci +39

      Twice the fool. Well done.

    • @tomcole4736
      @tomcole4736 Před 10 měsíci +39

      Marriage is work yall. My forst one was 14 months, but I made it twice as long as her first one which was 6months. Married for different reasons the second time. My wife now I married for heart and not because she was a size 2 or phtsical features, HEART> our kids are so great, so smart, have hearts as bis as ours. And its work every day to stay married. We are at 24 years now. kids are gone and we are still doing well.....

    • @Chris-cy8mx
      @Chris-cy8mx Před 10 měsíci

      @@tomcole4736 marriage is for idiots y’all. I know statistics and critical thinking gets in the way of your emotions but that’s doesn’t change that facts.

    • @dontstalkmedeltoro8816
      @dontstalkmedeltoro8816 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@tomcole4736congrats.
      I've been with my man for decades.
      I love being married to him.
      It's all about picking the right one.
      Unfortunately... you usually don't know until after you're already married.

    • @excelself
      @excelself Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@tomcole4736It’s funny how men need to experience it otherwise we can’t make them understand.
      Quite ironic honestly.

  • @ThomasKnip
    @ThomasKnip Před 8 měsíci +190

    "What happened to Peter?"
    "He got married."
    " Oh my God, that's so sad! He was so young!"

    • @LB-uo7xy
      @LB-uo7xy Před 4 měsíci +1

      Well getting married young is actually objectively sad and also stupid.

    • @Nighthawk-8050
      @Nighthawk-8050 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Hahaha 😆

    • @Goldie789
      @Goldie789 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@LB-uo7xy
      Not really. My parents got married young and just celebrated their 60th. My husband and I got married young and are going on 35 this year. We are very happy and still in love. When you know that you are with the right person, you just know. It's not stupid.
      What's stupid is getting married for the wrong reasons, thinking marriage is easy, taking each other for granted, and giving up too easily. 🤔 ✌🏻

  • @vic5594
    @vic5594 Před 10 měsíci +130

    Charles was quite possibly the last person to find out that he was getting married

  • @mxplixic
    @mxplixic Před 10 měsíci +120

    He came down with a bad case of married. 😊

  • @antonbruce1241
    @antonbruce1241 Před 10 měsíci +158

    I don't know who this comedian is, but he is VERY FUNNY!!!! AND CLEAN!!!!

    • @igorszv
      @igorszv Před 10 měsíci +8

      Drew Thomas

    • @mimi3118
      @mimi3118 Před 9 měsíci +6

      i like clean jokes too! it's refreshing to the body and soul :)

    • @revelationunsealed1758
      @revelationunsealed1758 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I think he is a pastor... preaching to his congregation on Sunday morning 😅

  • @gregwatruba4541
    @gregwatruba4541 Před 10 měsíci +405

    Never enter into a contract where the woman is rewarded for breaking the contract.

    • @dontstalkmedeltoro8816
      @dontstalkmedeltoro8816 Před 10 měsíci +18

      That's bs.
      Most women, end up poorer and with dependents and only a break every other weekend, if at all.
      Men get to go on to get another wife and kids.

    • @danielking221
      @danielking221 Před 10 měsíci +4

      So true!!!!!!!!!!

    • @danielking221
      @danielking221 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@dontstalkmedeltoro8816really??? We men have a saying! If the wife cheats on you and you find out and call them out the woman will keep the house the kids and we the man will pay for your new Man to live in the house we bought and will still make payments while he's fuckin screwing you!!! And paying you to screw our lives upside upside down! While you turn our own children against us!!! Women are evil!!! And the courts back them up because they make money also from the child support!!! The whole system is against men!!! Prove me wrong!!!!!

    • @bradnotyourbusiness9913
      @bradnotyourbusiness9913 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Yea...the dummies who Get to have another wife😂

    • @forlorndream1400
      @forlorndream1400 Před 10 měsíci +31

      For a man marriage is step one towards being turned into a modern day slave.
      When she divorces you, and she will divorce you, you get to buy her a house. You also give her almost everything you own and pay her a chunk of your salary every month. If you don't or can't pay then you go to jail. If that's not bad enough, you take out a life insurance policy so she gets a huge chunk of cash when you die. Or in other words, she's compensated for the loss of her slave.
      Fellas, don't get married. There's nothing good in it for you.

  • @garyparker4974
    @garyparker4974 Před 10 měsíci +50

    God, she's so cute! Her smile is dazzling.

  • @alfm4928
    @alfm4928 Před 9 měsíci +11

    Charles actually didn’t know he’s getting married…he just found out🤣🤣🤣

  • @YYCRCFabricationz
    @YYCRCFabricationz Před 10 měsíci +44

    Your lady is absolutely gorgeous Brother, she reminds me of my beautifl wife taken far to early in life. Mine was a ginger but the smile is what gets me thinking & then I have a great day remembering how fortunate I am to had 22 incredible years with my girl 😊

  • @kennichols3992
    @kennichols3992 Před 10 měsíci +48

    These videos are substantially better because of the wife's reactions. :)

  • @JoseOrtiz-zb7gq
    @JoseOrtiz-zb7gq Před 10 měsíci +29

    I think I cracked a rib. Lmao ❤

  • @OKRickety
    @OKRickety Před 10 měsíci +83

    I got four of my fat friends to stand next to me. 😂

  • @jasonfischer8946
    @jasonfischer8946 Před 9 měsíci +5

    I love that she "folds" the blanket and then just drops it into a pile.

  • @sesinna1
    @sesinna1 Před 6 měsíci +6

    This is the most funniest shorts I ever seen 😂😂😂😂 you crack me up

  • @Quokka838
    @Quokka838 Před 10 měsíci +55

    Pure truth.
    And I'm dying😂

  • @steveroberts728
    @steveroberts728 Před 10 měsíci +62

    So funny, so true.
    There should be a sign above the door to the wedding venue, “Men ! Give up hope all ye who enter here”.

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy Před 10 měsíci

      On the bright side, only 5.1 men out of 1000 men are getting married now. That means most men aren't daft... it also means most men aren't 6'4 billionaires with two helicopters and a six pack so they are invisible to women.

    • @hinoron6528
      @hinoron6528 Před 9 měsíci

      ...And now I'm envisioning that phrase as a tattoo on a lady's bikini area.

  • @mjgonzalez8293
    @mjgonzalez8293 Před 10 měsíci +16

    Love her reactions 😊

  • @blaakrose
    @blaakrose Před 10 měsíci +24

    Facts 💯 Especially true to men over 40.

  • @colacola2243
    @colacola2243 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Just want to say u are a very lucky man... What a smile

    • @ericschneider8524
      @ericschneider8524 Před 10 měsíci +1

      You can't tell by lookin at them. Sometimes it's a disguise.

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 10 měsíci +2

      She's still pretty. Most women put on 5 to 7 pounds a year. 10 years later, you suddenly realize that you married her mother. Men's value increases as he gets older. Women's value always decreases. They never look as good as they do coming down the aisle; that's why they all diet and spend a fortune making sure they look that good on that day, so you won't run out of the church screaming.

  • @johnmaloney1055
    @johnmaloney1055 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Her speachless reactions kill it. Charlie Chaplin ain't got anything on her.

  • @anthonyjones4043
    @anthonyjones4043 Před 10 měsíci +28

    Facts 😂😂😂

  • @rupe53
    @rupe53 Před 10 měsíci +13

    My wife and I got married and had kids before we knew any better. That's still the story 48+ years later.

    • @erikjrn4080
      @erikjrn4080 Před 10 měsíci

      I think that's the best way to do it. Basically, either wisely don't get married, at all, or stupidly commit fully and completely, right down to the grit and grind. And the wisest are the ones who do it the stupidest. That makes no sense, but I bet people understand what I mean, anyway.
      Congrats on your upcoming 50th anniversary! Crossing my fingers for the both of you, that it'll hold that long, and then for several more after that!

    • @rupe53
      @rupe53 Před 10 měsíci

      @@erikjrn4080 ... the more recent version of the (same) joke is "who wants to break in another one at this late date!" I mean, I just got this one trained!

    • @vinlondon8904
      @vinlondon8904 Před 10 měsíci +1

      48 years ago was a different period in human history.
      Today's world is like has been invaded by a different species.
      We call them women. :)

    • @thomasspann8678
      @thomasspann8678 Před 2 měsíci

      I have to admit my wife played her hand perfectly.
      I'm into NFL football.
      My then girlfriend learned about football.
      She knew the players name and number.
      She could watch the game with me and the fellas and hold her own.
      I didn't have to explain anything.
      We were together for 6 years then got married.
      After marriage she watched one game with me.
      Then her interest in football made an excellent jailbreak and escaped.
      Her interest in football went right out the window.
      We are married now so there is no reason to keep pretending that she loves football.
      She played her hand perfectly.

  • @joen1850
    @joen1850 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Is this lady not the cutest girl you've ever seen??

  • @bobbiharford8471
    @bobbiharford8471 Před 10 měsíci +21

    😂😂😂😂..sad thing is he's soo oooo right..I've heard my male m8s pretty much have this exact conversation..& yep same with the brides side...love it😂😂😂

  • @bobdahlstrom4781
    @bobdahlstrom4781 Před 10 měsíci +94

    My uncle got a black rose and a eulogy from his best man prior to his second marriage. We all lsughed.

    • @Honorbound43
      @Honorbound43 Před 9 měsíci

      yea you cant do that at the first marriage lol

    • @catherinemccright1256
      @catherinemccright1256 Před 8 měsíci

      Well if that's how to you go into a marriage I wonder why

    • @flyingdutchman2442
      @flyingdutchman2442 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@catherinemccright1256How else is there for men? Lol

    • @catherinemccright1256
      @catherinemccright1256 Před 6 měsíci

      @@flyingdutchman2442 you obviously a little kid and not a man, men have fun in their marriage because they live their wives and kids and marry someone they are friends with :D but you wouldn't know that because all you know is social media, and your brainwashed to believe everything you hear 🙉

  • @aw8388
    @aw8388 Před 10 měsíci +3

    It must be amazing to go through life with a woman with that kind of smile....

  • @angeliqueweeder2816
    @angeliqueweeder2816 Před 9 měsíci +2

    She's is adorable she just smiles at him 😅

  • @jamesbladel3094
    @jamesbladel3094 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Where do y'all get these jokes at lol thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lichtloper
    @lichtloper Před 5 měsíci +1

    The funniest clip ever!!

  • @commonsense1547
    @commonsense1547 Před 10 měsíci +37

    I am happily married, she's happy and I am married 😂

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Don't worry, that won't last. Perhaps you can become delusional, and think that being stuck with the same woman for a lifetime is a good idea. The seven year itch, is a very real thing.

    • @commonsense1547
      @commonsense1547 Před 10 měsíci

      @@d.e.b.b5788 when marriage was first introduced the life span was 35
      None off putting up with this crap off m or modern day marriage
      Till do we part when the cash runs out

    • @CarlosPerez-em3wu
      @CarlosPerez-em3wu Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@d.e.b.b5788Most def

    • @bluestripes6037
      @bluestripes6037 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@d.e.b.b5788literally a joke

  • @lezliebrian2313
    @lezliebrian2313 Před 2 měsíci

    The faces she pulls are priceless 😂

  • @bradburchnell2341
    @bradburchnell2341 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Her facial expressions and reactions make me laugh the most.

  • @mickeysteppe
    @mickeysteppe Před 10 měsíci +38

    Why men gamble with their lives by getting married is beyond me

    • @Chris-cy8mx
      @Chris-cy8mx Před 10 měsíci

      Critical thinking is dead among men. Women understand even if they’ll never admit it cause why would they. It’s men that are the fools

    • @danielmcclorey6606
      @danielmcclorey6606 Před 10 měsíci +2

      For the VA jay jay

    • @aw8388
      @aw8388 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@danielmcclorey6606except its cheaper and more available before marrying it!

    • @bradnotyourbusiness9913
      @bradnotyourbusiness9913 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Yep for sure...many men give their lives to get some Va jay jay
      Rumor is - that well dries up pretty quick after the wedding cake 🎂💀

    • @bloodyspartan300
      @bloodyspartan300 Před 10 měsíci

      Daily Amnesia, it occurs right after you have sex and fall asleep, then the reprogramming and injections begin.

  • @Blue-ff2qv
    @Blue-ff2qv Před 3 měsíci

    "I just seen him last week!" Hahahahaha

  • @markramsey783
    @markramsey783 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That's some funny stuff right there hilarious and you young lady are adorable

  • @theodoreharris993
    @theodoreharris993 Před 10 měsíci +1

    STRAIGHT UP 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @truthsleuth945
    @truthsleuth945 Před 3 měsíci

    Those reactions are priceless ❤

  • @malekai777
    @malekai777 Před 10 měsíci +1

    married is like a death sentence today

  • @terrymalone8693
    @terrymalone8693 Před 10 měsíci

    What a funny gig!! Love it!!

  • @louannlavigne9190
    @louannlavigne9190 Před 9 měsíci

    Lmfao! Really! Thanks for the laugh! It was just as funny the 10 th time I listened to it! 😂

  • @kishka7
    @kishka7 Před 2 měsíci

    Joelle - You are such a nice gal! (71 yr old retired HUBBY here in northern California wine country. )Subbed for a while now! Enjoyable videos!!

  • @giovannitrapani8368
    @giovannitrapani8368 Před 7 měsíci

    Her Reactions Are always Priceless, Natura and Beautiful.

  • @user-dr7bd5wx5z
    @user-dr7bd5wx5z Před 2 měsíci

    I had a good day just a bad 5 minutes you saved millions of lives thank you

  • @yvonneost12
    @yvonneost12 Před 6 měsíci

    I love her reactions LOL

  • @annetterush3341
    @annetterush3341 Před 9 měsíci

    You are hilarious! We’ll be seeing you on Netflix soon!! You’re good!

  • @markjohnson8048
    @markjohnson8048 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This gal has such a beautiful smile, so attractive!!!

  • @jwdyss
    @jwdyss Před 7 měsíci

    This has to be my favorite!..LOL 🤣

  • @robinhamer2137
    @robinhamer2137 Před 8 měsíci

    I love watching these clips. Makes my day every time.

  • @hefeibao
    @hefeibao Před 10 měsíci

    If you told me that watching some random women react to comedy routines would be relaxing, I'd have not believed you. But, it's true. She's amazing.

  • @freekyfreeze4694
    @freekyfreeze4694 Před měsícem

    It's almost like she gestured I don't have fat friends 😂

  • @raulandujar7724
    @raulandujar7724 Před 11 měsíci +6

    That's fininn funny 👍👍👍

  • @TedGiddingsplanes
    @TedGiddingsplanes Před 6 měsíci

    Yepp Folks STORY LINES Getting Funnier By The Day Fascinating To FOLLOW Happy Thanks Giving Weekend ❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @jimmybrown7907
    @jimmybrown7907 Před 10 měsíci +1

    😂 love this, thank you for the lol

  • @gorilladaddy7897
    @gorilladaddy7897 Před 5 měsíci

    Oh no! He had his whole life ahead of him! Poor guy. 😢😂😝

  • @damtewharinet851
    @damtewharinet851 Před 3 měsíci

    “I’ve just seen him last week “. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Paul.Douglas
    @Paul.Douglas Před 10 měsíci

    I've gone and found so many comedy bits because of your channel!

  • @MehMeh-gb3lp
    @MehMeh-gb3lp Před 2 měsíci

    I love these keep em comin

  • @michaeldougfir9807
    @michaeldougfir9807 Před 2 měsíci

    I too have been married twice. Both were good women. Sweet and loving. Both have passed on and I love ❤ & miss them. Each for her own reasons.
    Interestingly, both enjoyed humor about marriage, and would have enjoyed this skit.
    Those are good memories for me. I need that.

  • @carapasa4414
    @carapasa4414 Před 2 měsíci

    Most humorous😂😂😂

  • @lkc121
    @lkc121 Před 3 měsíci

    That's gawdamn true! LOL

  • @jaydeecarpenter7965
    @jaydeecarpenter7965 Před 10 měsíci

    I say the same thing every single time... "I'm sorry"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RRR-hj6bt
    @RRR-hj6bt Před 7 měsíci

    I see she has a wedding ring. To bad, love to see that smile every day.

  • @stevenmoffettone3811
    @stevenmoffettone3811 Před 9 měsíci

    I love her reactions that's the best

  • @krzosu
    @krzosu Před 9 měsíci

    This gal had some amazing laughs :)

  • @elaineferranco9099
    @elaineferranco9099 Před 8 měsíci

    Funniest skit i've seen from u guys 😂

  • @inibrithH
    @inibrithH Před 7 měsíci

    Love her... Ready for pillow war!!!😂😂

  • @prodigal71
    @prodigal71 Před 9 měsíci

    I just love her sense of humor...if only my ex-wife had the same. Kudos to you both

  • @Dan-qy1rg
    @Dan-qy1rg Před 10 měsíci

    She has an infectious laugh!

  • @phoenix1732
    @phoenix1732 Před 5 měsíci

    You crack me up....😂 ❤

  • @oligrigore1924
    @oligrigore1924 Před měsícem

    This make my day :)) bless you ❤

  • @sanjaysubramanian4183
    @sanjaysubramanian4183 Před 7 měsíci

    Both of you are too funny 😊

  • @stephenlitten1789
    @stephenlitten1789 Před 8 měsíci

    Love Joelle's reactions

  • @jambarreturns9060
    @jambarreturns9060 Před 10 měsíci

    She’s a Dream Woman, looks fantastic and doesn’t argue !!!

  • @VerbilKint
    @VerbilKint Před 2 měsíci

    That cat spittin facts

  • @franciscovega6829
    @franciscovega6829 Před 22 dny

    PRINCESA ALWAYS GLAD TO SEE YOU ❤😂

  • @tonyburton7695
    @tonyburton7695 Před 10 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂😂 NO LIE 😂😂😅

  • @KPHTvOfficial
    @KPHTvOfficial Před 10 měsíci

    After he was diagnosed He found out he has Marriage😂

  • @alan-dx2zf
    @alan-dx2zf Před 8 měsíci

    People are already imitating this vid, but she's the original and her sense of humour is so beguiling ❤️

  • @epiphanyburkett7540
    @epiphanyburkett7540 Před 9 měsíci

    This is an excellent comic

  • @livyogilife
    @livyogilife Před 2 měsíci

    So true!! My bf looks like a deer in headlights if u say that word 😂

  • @aarongoodwin4845
    @aarongoodwin4845 Před 9 měsíci

    Charles ain't in charge no more boys!
    I call dibs on the boat!

  • @MultiKnova
    @MultiKnova Před 2 měsíci

    "When did he find out? 😂😂😂

  • @khalilattalla1269
    @khalilattalla1269 Před 10 měsíci

    I'm so attracted to your video, the joke is funny ,but I think it is your smile. Well done keep it up.

  • @mufljuz563
    @mufljuz563 Před 5 měsíci

    when did he find out...that is the question😂😂😂

  • @yassineadam
    @yassineadam Před 2 měsíci

    ❤ cute reactions from a nice and pretty lady ❤ + 😂 nice story 😂 🎉❤😊

  • @jasonhabbo9700
    @jasonhabbo9700 Před 2 měsíci

    I’m stealing this lol

  • @EddieK4524
    @EddieK4524 Před 9 měsíci

    You guys are amazing ❤

  • @horselover40
    @horselover40 Před 9 měsíci

    She picked up the pillow then through it down. I thought someone was gonna get hit with it lols

  • @ericschuhmann6234
    @ericschuhmann6234 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Yall are awesome

  • @osa7772
    @osa7772 Před 7 měsíci

    "I got four of my fat friends to stand next to me". LMAO😂

  • @briandonovan5687
    @briandonovan5687 Před 9 měsíci

    This beautys always busy n lookin too cute ❤. Nice life, Live Laugh Love

  • @user-pi1ps2ul5u
    @user-pi1ps2ul5u Před 4 měsíci

    I love this woman and her reactions. Her hubby is a lucky man 👍

  • @conartist267
    @conartist267 Před 8 měsíci

    She’s got a great sense of humour

  • @samiloveeth7920
    @samiloveeth7920 Před 3 měsíci

    " Love it 😀 😂

  • @stevenmitchell167
    @stevenmitchell167 Před 7 měsíci

    This is my favorite one.

  • @genx-nostalgix3119
    @genx-nostalgix3119 Před 8 měsíci

    "Just saw him last week"..
    Sounds like he was dead or missing or something
    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @davidgmaestas7009
    @davidgmaestas7009 Před 3 měsíci

    I love it!

  • @user-ft6ti2hj4e
    @user-ft6ti2hj4e Před 10 měsíci

    I have to say that the wedding march , and the funeral march do sound quite similar. In fact the wedding march says it best ( dumb dumb ta dumb).😂😂😂😂

  • @bobbyjhay8685
    @bobbyjhay8685 Před 7 měsíci

    I HOPE CHARLES & WIFE IS LIVING THE BEST LIFE NOW?
    💞 TWO HEARTS BEATING AS ONE 💓.