Dealing with Kids

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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
  • Hi all, sorry this video took awhile. Ima be honest, the video process has been a lot more tedious than in the past few months. The outcome isn't something I'm proud of but I already held this video up longer than it should've been. I'll figure out a way to shorten the time so that I can focus on personal life as well as family. Cuz right now, I'm a hermit.
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Komentáře • 14K

  • @cadencenewman9652
    @cadencenewman9652 Před 4 lety +4617

    "My child's an angel!"
    Me: So was Lucifer

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 Před 4 lety +144

      @Rachel Middleton sure but it also references every christian religion lol.

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface Před 4 lety +53

      *SCREAMS OF THE ANTICHRIST*

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 Před 4 lety +21

      Nice

    • @BuzzyTheBee
      @BuzzyTheBee Před 4 lety +18

      Cadence Newman alternate version: My childs an angel! Me: was* you dumb idi-

    • @jamilleyomtown
      @jamilleyomtown Před 4 lety +15

      Imma say this to any mom that says that lol

  • @hydrasent563
    @hydrasent563 Před 4 lety +3019

    "Dont leave me alone with your children"
    -Tabbes

  • @Mythus_Scholaris
    @Mythus_Scholaris Před 3 lety +1825

    “Im not condoning child abuse”
    Also video: forcing a child to watch the emoji movie

    • @yu5hii
      @yu5hii Před 3 lety +37

      Gamer Girl god if that ain’t a /j everyone will come for you

    • @yu5hii
      @yu5hii Před 3 lety +8

      Gamer Girl good on you then :D

    • @elliotttlikescartoons
      @elliotttlikescartoons Před 3 lety +33

      True Torture is letting them watch every season of avatar, and them enjoying it, then making them watch The Last Airbender Movie OVER..... AND OVER....... AND OVER AGAIN! IT CHIPS AWAY AT THEIR SANITY TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WANNA EFFING CRY.

    • @thatquitekidintheback
      @thatquitekidintheback Před 3 lety

      That are better movies like Corrine

    • @ItsCairoHere
      @ItsCairoHere Před 3 lety +2

      6 year old me thought emoji movie was good

  • @VirtuesOfSin
    @VirtuesOfSin Před 3 lety +4199

    "Woops, dropped my phone" - Considering the dark humor of this channel, I'm glad it was the phone. Lmao

  • @lanilockhart5063
    @lanilockhart5063 Před 6 lety +2988

    Always remember this:
    Silence is golden
    But, Duct tape is silver

    • @simpfoster5559
      @simpfoster5559 Před 6 lety +94

      And super glue is clear but it’s harder to get off and more effective

    • @lanilockhart5063
      @lanilockhart5063 Před 6 lety +28

      Obadiah Guyman Dont be a buzz kill. I didnt say that it was made of silver.

    • @deacong17
      @deacong17 Před 6 lety +11

      Obadiah Guyman dude, why.

    • @moojiiid
      @moojiiid Před 6 lety +4

      Is that a terraria reference?

    • @lanilockhart5063
      @lanilockhart5063 Před 6 lety +1

      Pixelnation I know what you are talking about. But, thats not what I got it from

  • @aslan.c0m
    @aslan.c0m Před 5 lety +5823

    *my mum had to take care of 7 CHILDREN*
    I feel bad for her…

  • @pepsiman1536
    @pepsiman1536 Před 3 lety +523

    "Use your mango-gecko"
    Sasuke never had it easier

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper Před 2 lety +47

    I'll stand by this till the day I die, never punish your child in a way that will effect them forever.

  • @Sam-kr1mu
    @Sam-kr1mu Před 5 lety +6850

    “old fashioned discipline”
    *makes kid watch the emoji movie*

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 Před 6 lety +1398

    Queen Tabbes has blessed this day.

  • @ataphelicopter5734
    @ataphelicopter5734 Před 3 lety +216

    “Vocabulary consists entirely of memes”
    _Don’t call me out like that_

  • @icecreamisland5086
    @icecreamisland5086 Před 3 lety +542

    my mom is pregnant and i'm expecting to spend my teen years changing diapers and dealing with a crying baby

    • @itsnot_mckenna
      @itsnot_mckenna Před 3 lety +87

      I was eleven when my older sister got pregnant at fifteen and then my other sister got pregnant 20 and then the one who was pregnant at 15 got another baby so I was taking care of my three nieces and nephews at 13 years old

    • @glimtrades
      @glimtrades Před 3 lety +43

      shit you better run, my baby sister was born when I was 10 and all i do nowadays is watch her so you better get the hell out of there

    • @salmonellagiver
      @salmonellagiver Před 3 lety +3

      HAHAH

    • @quizzypop3964
      @quizzypop3964 Před 2 lety +12

      I was 5 when I was exposed to take care of my younger siblings I now have 4 younger siblings

    • @thatonerandomguy7985
      @thatonerandomguy7985 Před 2 lety +1

      @J austin 10 Same bro.

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 Před 4 lety +912

    Friends kid: **starts crying**
    Me: **crawls up the wall to the corner of the ceiling** "I'mma just hang with you spiders for a while"

  • @ChillyPanda
    @ChillyPanda Před 6 lety +4292

    Baby Chilly sounds like a delight to take care of.

  • @unitymomentum
    @unitymomentum Před 3 lety +86

    Watching your videos reminds me that some kids get abused, then just grow up and develope some pretty gnarly, unhealthy internalized trauma responses and mentalities. Discipline isn't suppressed to be something physical or demeaning, especially for children. Violence against children of any kind is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL. I'm so sorry for your up bringing and honestly hope you find a better place inside.

    • @skaroGD
      @skaroGD Před 2 lety +10

      FINNALY SOMEONE WHO SEES HOW MESSED UP THIS IS

    • @unitymomentum
      @unitymomentum Před 2 lety +13

      @@skaroGD yeah, super common with trauma survivors. The saddest thing about it is that trauma is isolating, even from your siblings you are suffering abuse with. I remember having the same relationship with my brother as hers, we endured together but the abuse splits you into your own little world. From this, usually traumatized individuals go through the usual systematic approval of corporal punishment(violence against children) and pick up those same justifications - "children should know their place" "children shouldn't be disrespectful" "children are an investment" "they'll turn out bad if you don't hit them" all that narcissistic mess is instilled, combined with isolation, victims usually keep contact and are even close with the abuser. In that emotionally compromised person, they start to developed traits exactly from their abuser or suffer more of the same abuse from others, continuing the generational cycle of violence and abuse until another generation of that family can find the education and strength to heal and break that familial cycle of abuse.

    • @shackledallegiance1091
      @shackledallegiance1091 Před 2 lety +3

      Not really. I agree some trauma survivors may have been beat but a good spanking every once a while is good I was spanked and my sisters aren’t as often as I was and they have no respect for their elders at all but I learned to be behaved thorough spanking now I agree using a golf club is messed up but using the right utensil will bring pain and show that it is not right to do what ever was done to warrant it

    • @unitymomentum
      @unitymomentum Před 2 lety +1

      @@shackledallegiance1091 The funny thing about violence against children is that it instills chemical brain damage, it severely disrupts healthy brain development in children and it shows all throughout history. Those children then unfortunately grow to find it normalized and then go on to defend violence against children.
      It's a cyclical issue, violence begets more violence and fear makes the respect cheap. It isn't genuine, because you don't value people in their own right - you learn to value conditional respectability politics and false image. Please seek therapy, and may God protect the children of your family.

    • @shackledallegiance1091
      @shackledallegiance1091 Před 2 lety

      @@unitymomentum yes I agree that there can be a chemical imbalance with violence but it is healthy to punish children with just a spanking out of love not fury I can say after I was spanked for whatever reason it was I guarantee that I did not do it again it works trust me

  • @theanimatedexoskeleton4535
    @theanimatedexoskeleton4535 Před 3 lety +50

    2:21 That my friend is much much worse than child-abuse

    • @daikonyum3688
      @daikonyum3688 Před 3 lety

      I actually laughed at that

    • @Star-gaze55
      @Star-gaze55 Před 2 lety

      No it's not cause child abuse actually hurts

    • @Wormiedude
      @Wormiedude Před rokem

      @@Star-gaze55 have u ever heard of jokes?

    • @Star-gaze55
      @Star-gaze55 Před rokem

      ​@@Wormiedude
      (.) |
      l
      (.) |

    • @Mustachemuttt
      @Mustachemuttt Před měsícem

      @@Star-gaze55…belts hangers golf things and glass hurt

  • @sup6394
    @sup6394 Před 5 lety +2025

    “Weee”
    “Weee”
    “Weee”
    *THUNK*
    “...wee”

  • @traceej4685
    @traceej4685 Před 6 lety +577

    I use to have the kids I watched at camp play “cemetery”..you lay on the ground and play dead. The first person to move lost! Lol they loved playing it and I loved the peace and quiet that came with it!

    • @rainey_staerie_daize
      @rainey_staerie_daize Před 6 lety +30

      You're a flamin' genius.

    • @reactit8285
      @reactit8285 Před 6 lety +7

      Now I wish I did the I use to play the quiet game when I use to volunteer at a camp

    • @pqracord5839
      @pqracord5839 Před 6 lety +11

      Don’t you mean sleeping lions?

    • @jessicaflynn5979
      @jessicaflynn5979 Před 6 lety +3

      When I was younger I had to go to boys and girls club and we played that everyday for hours

    • @traceej4685
      @traceej4685 Před 6 lety +6

      @Deizey I learned it through other counselors. No joke when I say the kids LOVED playing it. It was friggin weird, slightly morbid but harmless fun nonetheless.

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 Před 3 lety +44

    The first time she went “weeee” I was like “please drop that sucker on the couch” and then when I heard the *thud* I was like “not what I wanted but it works” and then when she went “opps dropped my phone” I was like “DAMN IT” lmfao

  • @soichangedmychannelnameaga7669

    Honestly I don't understand why babies are fussed over, they scream, eat your food and spend your money. But, if you think babies are alright, dont attack me. Please. I respect your opinion, so you should respect mine. My rant is over

  • @DoinYourMom1243
    @DoinYourMom1243 Před 4 lety +1538

    My mother's weapons are:
    Her hand.
    Her foot
    Her insults
    Her voice
    Her not caring if i got hurt

  • @arcanonn
    @arcanonn Před 4 lety +2550

    If Tabbes was my babysitter, I’d take the memes.
    Edit: I now have friends.

  • @trashpanda287
    @trashpanda287 Před 3 lety +12

    2:15 the most brutal torture since the medieval ages

  • @HamHam007
    @HamHam007 Před 3 lety +8

    Demonic Tabbes: YES YOU ARE.
    I literally had to put my hand over my mouth because I was laughing so hard.

  • @thecringelord5525
    @thecringelord5525 Před 4 lety +290

    This is where the "Yeet the child" meme came from

  • @lycheeramunee
    @lycheeramunee Před 5 lety +667

    2:00
    Don’t forget the slipper!! For... foot.. protection....

    • @pinkclouds5192
      @pinkclouds5192 Před 5 lety +3

      So true

    • @victoriareyes8861
      @victoriareyes8861 Před 5 lety +16

      AshleyAU Gamers Chancla: Power infinite
      Edit: 3 whole likes! 😃

    • @DooperMan23
      @DooperMan23 Před 5 lety +7

      Oh and don’t forget the broom...for cleaning power: 80

    • @sweetdeception5185
      @sweetdeception5185 Před 5 lety

      Queen KaLlama I saw it happen to my friend when I was seven and she was 6😂😂😂

    • @isaa.c.9472
      @isaa.c.9472 Před 5 lety +2

      And the brush for...... brushing hair....

  • @chillywolf4980
    @chillywolf4980 Před 3 lety +11

    Wee wee bang ..... Whoops dropped my phone
    Tabbs: ha you guys thought I was getting demonetized, didn't you didn't you! 😏

  • @-NicoIDK-
    @-NicoIDK- Před 3 lety +7

    Oops dropped my phone. Me: But the baby- oh now I get it

  • @kevinistrash3872
    @kevinistrash3872 Před 6 lety +13495

    *whoops dropped my phone* biggest plot twist of 2018

  • @bionicbella2806
    @bionicbella2806 Před 4 lety +1355

    Tabbes: “almost all parents think they’re children are angels”
    Me: yeah my parents aren’t like that

  • @jenniferbarbanida5390
    @jenniferbarbanida5390 Před 3 lety +5

    0:23 she got us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @little_fox_2312
      @little_fox_2312 Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Před rokem

      She made me laugh at a joke involving a child almost falling on the floor and dying. Nice. Lmao

  • @Starry._El.
    @Starry._El. Před 2 lety +5

    "almost every parent think their child is a precious little angle"
    My mom: Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE. My child is a demon.

  • @p1xel870
    @p1xel870 Před 6 lety +675

    0:20 *”Whee, whee, whee **-THUD-** Oops dropped my phone”*

  • @Pokefan-oh8jk
    @Pokefan-oh8jk Před 6 lety +354

    Finally someone who shares my pain

  • @Mobius-eh8ic
    @Mobius-eh8ic Před 25 dny +4

    5:07 tabbes predicted ipad kids

  • @DillaVanilla
    @DillaVanilla Před 3 lety +7

    As a mother myself I can understand that
    Wait what

  • @chip703
    @chip703 Před 6 lety +518

    “it’s like when a tornado is coming right at you and you attempt to stop it by...”
    *puts hand out*
    *N O.*

    • @ari3828
      @ari3828 Před 6 lety +3

      XD

    • @Rocca000
      @Rocca000 Před 6 lety +2

      MAGICA MAN CUTE TRANSFORMATION
      KYU KYU KYUUUUUUU

    • @KarmicMatcha
      @KarmicMatcha Před 6 lety +1

      Zodiel w o t

    • @Rocca000
      @Rocca000 Před 6 lety +1

      In anime when a character wants to stop someone usually they transform

    • @thinkricegns
      @thinkricegns Před 6 lety

      Blonde Felicity wait that doesn't work?

  • @libby2359
    @libby2359 Před 5 lety +659

    *you don’t experience real fear until you hear the belt snap*

  • @amberpudding5859
    @amberpudding5859 Před 3 lety +11

    I can relate
    Kid: oops am I speaking too loudly
    Me: oh no it's okay it doesn't bother me that much
    Kid: so... It doesn't bother you?
    Me: yes wh-
    Kid: **proceeds to scream louder than any source of sound known to mankind**

  • @MariaMartinez-vx4uw
    @MariaMartinez-vx4uw Před 3 lety +16

    off topic but I am so attracted to tabbes voice like daaamn

  • @thatwierdeditor..7285
    @thatwierdeditor..7285 Před 5 lety +985

    Tabbes: But because of *child discipline*
    Me: * watches her newest video * Those were her punishments, *alright*

    • @treal8384
      @treal8384 Před 5 lety +6

      ThatWierdEditor

    • @octiez
      @octiez Před 4 lety +2

      ThatWierdEditor . ,

  • @fatso5573
    @fatso5573 Před 4 lety +446

    0:24 “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

  • @Sandy-rw2fj
    @Sandy-rw2fj Před 4 měsíci +1

    1:04 “Almost every parent in the world thinks their child is a precious little angel”
    Which world did you grow up in my parents would blame me for anything that went wrong ever

  • @kylabobo2065
    @kylabobo2065 Před 3 lety +3

    Was I the only one that noticed that at 4:20 it was the less than sign...... sooooo less than one kid right?

  • @narwhalninja1216
    @narwhalninja1216 Před 5 lety +650

    If a child is screaming...
    YOU GRAB THE CLOSEST SHARP OBJECT AND CUT SOME FOOD FOR THEM BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY WEREN’T ABOUT TO STAB THEM!

  • @gtpang3077
    @gtpang3077 Před 4 lety +2492

    My mothers weapons:
    *Anything she can grab*

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 Před 2 lety +2

    My uncle trusted me when my three year old cousin. BIG MISTAKE. Because of my sailor mouth brought onto me by my grandfather, and a toddler's bain that is a sponge, not a good mix. I stubbed my toe, and I shouted, "Ow, shit nuts! Oh fuck, I think I broke my damn foot. Ah, what the hell?" Then I heard him repeating what I said. I THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP, AND I TAUGHT HIM HALF THE CURSE WORD LIBRARY!

  • @AgCharmsStudios
    @AgCharmsStudios Před 2 lety +1

    Im a good kid! I had the same babysitter when i was 3-7 before she went to law school. She graduated and i still get invited to their family functions. And I’m friends with her niece.

  • @beenz9857
    @beenz9857 Před 4 lety +601

    Tabbes: “There’s no force strong enough to stop the tornado.”
    Me: *looking at the kid who says “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE” and screams.*

    • @pik9492
      @pik9492 Před 4 lety +7

      AaaaaaaAAAAAAA

    • @lilyananana
      @lilyananana Před 4 lety +6

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @arman-pv8tr
      @arman-pv8tr Před 4 lety +3

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @beenz9857
      @beenz9857 Před 4 lety +3

      Evander Aguilar-Canadas duck you too.

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 Před 4 lety +3

      Evander Aguilar-Canadas aight bich

  • @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare
    @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare Před 4 lety +602

    * intro baby starts crying*
    Me: throw the whole f**king thing away

    • @wuskevo
      @wuskevo Před 4 lety +9

      And so she did... Never mind it was her phone

    • @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare
      @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare Před 3 lety +1

      @bnha cosplay bro tell me why I was texting my friend “Yesh” and I see this

  • @malachimccarty6270
    @malachimccarty6270 Před 2 lety +1

    If you show ANYONE, especially children, Cocomelon, that's just torture worth time in prison.

  • @miraxq
    @miraxq Před 3 lety +5

    1:05 look it’s bakugou, unless a child stole his shirt

  • @redbyrom2254
    @redbyrom2254 Před 5 lety +285

    If u were taught "the old fashioned way" you know these certain objects
    •the belt
    •the wooden spoon
    •the shoe
    •the switch ( tree limbs mostly used by grandparents)
    •and the hand

    • @cloud-9936
      @cloud-9936 Před 4 lety +24

      LA CHANCLA
      But I've always hated the belt the most. The leather belt....

    • @royalgarcia231
      @royalgarcia231 Před 4 lety +10

      You forgot one punishment that's more worse than the belt......the emoji movie

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 Před 4 lety +1

      The *shoe*

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rachel28573 what the fuck

    • @jjohn2k
      @jjohn2k Před 4 lety +1

      Strap
      Hickory switch

  • @worthlesspieceofshit144
    @worthlesspieceofshit144 Před 4 lety +332

    Me: gogo gaga
    The baby, wondering why I just said I’m gonna kill a school of fish: what the fu-

    • @TheCatmadilloLizard
      @TheCatmadilloLizard Před 4 lety +2

      XD

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni Před 4 lety +1

      Worthless piece of shit Nice name
      Funny joke

    • @bug_under
      @bug_under Před 4 lety +2

      I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really h A t e your profile picture

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni Před 4 lety

      Dantiel82 same

    • @benbenbus
      @benbenbus Před 3 lety

      @@bug_under same

  • @gamerfightstonight8879
    @gamerfightstonight8879 Před 3 lety +1

    Dab on the hatters dab on the hatters dab on the hatters dab on the hatters got me so good I literally pass out bc it was so hard to breathe from laughing at that

  • @cohenbennett8662
    @cohenbennett8662 Před 3 lety +1

    Now I know, all I gotta do to deal with kids is unlock my mangekyo sharingan and kamui them to another dimension.

    • @Someone-le9wl
      @Someone-le9wl Před 3 lety +1

      64 trigrams them and they wont move.simple

  • @mr-cactus1519
    @mr-cactus1519 Před 4 lety +631

    2:00
    Hispanic/black kids:
    *nervous laughter*

    • @arandomteto
      @arandomteto Před 4 lety +78

      As a Hispanic kid, I can confirm the belt is the ultimate weapon. But if you have the correct defenses like getting exercise, it won’t hurt.

    • @thellama7110
      @thellama7110 Před 4 lety +25

      Glad I only got the chancla.

    • @61O_42
      @61O_42 Před 4 lety +14

      @@thellama7110 o un trapo mojado

    • @MyShortsAreWet_
      @MyShortsAreWet_ Před 3 lety +6

      @@rachurijanaki that's kinda weird..

    • @rachurijanaki
      @rachurijanaki Před 3 lety +8

      Ꭰɑաղ Oh my god that does sound weird
      Basically my parents would slap me instead of using a weapon

  • @readingwriting7414
    @readingwriting7414 Před 5 lety +664

    ''-and use your mango, gecko......whAtEver..''
    That killed me😂

    • @Kristofer382
      @Kristofer382 Před 5 lety +19

      Everyobe loves the Mangeckyo Sharingan

    • @cynic396
      @cynic396 Před 5 lety +11

      problematicpizzaslice :3 SAME OMG I WAS LIKE boi the mangekyou sharingan will be the death of that child

    • @kinniefeenie
      @kinniefeenie Před 5 lety +6

      I never knew Tabbes was an Uchiha

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale Před 5 lety +2

      Mangogecko sharingan uwuwuwuwuwu

    • @phoenixking9122
      @phoenixking9122 Před 4 lety

      Haha same

  • @phatphrog5274
    @phatphrog5274 Před 3 lety +7

    Who else would steal their parents credit card just to pay for Tabbes to be their babysitter

  • @pungenttrout1391
    @pungenttrout1391 Před 3 lety +5

    2:23 - WHEEZE- ITS THE EMOJI MOVIE VGHVYGTFTRFFRGVH

  • @YennieFer
    @YennieFer Před 6 lety +630

    It is hard dealing with spoiled kids. Tried telling the parents myself. But they keep spoiling them anyway and throw tantrums if they don’t get their way. 😤 When I’m a parent, I won’t do that mistake. So I’m learning from friends’ ways.
    Except I spoil my cat right now. She don’t count. 😂

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist Před 6 lety +43

      you're not raising your cat to grow into a functional adult, so that's ok

    • @ababababa9842
      @ababababa9842 Před 6 lety +1

      dagnytheartist uhh

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss Před 6 lety +11

      kami what the fuck is wrong with your grammar

    • @neferti4387
      @neferti4387 Před 6 lety +5

      kami there's something called a "period = . "

    • @mylinamegino1727
      @mylinamegino1727 Před 6 lety +2

      Yennie Fer If you want you’re kids to not be spoiled, make sure they get an allowance for doing chores so they can pay for their own things. They have to manage their money, deal if they don’t have enough money and try to save their money.

  • @Soda.Pop01
    @Soda.Pop01 Před 6 lety +46

    Also when you're with a kid alone in public and you're only a teenager babysitting for someone else. You know that feeling of everyone judging you as a teenage parent dealing with a toddler throwing a fit.
    I hope I'm not the only one that has been through that situation 😥

    • @throwawayaccount9150
      @throwawayaccount9150 Před 6 lety +6

      can't tell you how many times that has happened or that I was once accused of kidnapping a baby (Yes, wtf this shit happened) Because I caught my niece climbing a shelf and ran quickly to grab her.
      It's either strangers questioning why my 'baby' is lighter than me when I'm burnt toast, or strangers freaking out when I pick her up from the ground -_-

    • @ursulapangilinan5392
      @ursulapangilinan5392 Před 6 lety +6

      мєяαl my mum looks ridiculously young and when she gave birth to me a lot of people gave her judgemental looks... And when I was a kid so many people had mistaken my mum for my sister.

  • @alexastormborn6001
    @alexastormborn6001 Před 2 lety

    Oh my god this reminded me when i had to take care of 7 5-6 year old kids in a forest for two days. I still have nightmares.

  • @Kriegory
    @Kriegory Před 2 lety +1

    When I was little, just leave me alone I'm the house and I will be happy. As long as I find food it's all good, I like sleep.

  • @derplerp8174
    @derplerp8174 Před 5 lety +564

    I was even worse...
    When i was a child, i would go outside and take worms, then i would break the worms into peices.....i would also eat dirt so yeah
    My mom hated me......

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 Před 5 lety +17

      You just love nature. But yeah... Don't eat unsanitary things

    • @Ballin_and_I_cant_get_up
      @Ballin_and_I_cant_get_up Před 5 lety +9

      Same with the dirt thing

    • @craigtucker9715
      @craigtucker9715 Před 5 lety +6

      My friend when she was about 2 or 3 and she would eat bugs at least that's what I was told

    • @pastelyt6553
      @pastelyt6553 Před 5 lety +7

      Derp Lerp when I was younger I gave my dad a heart attack by shaving my eyebrow off

    • @DooperMan23
      @DooperMan23 Před 5 lety +2

      This one time in 7 years ago was 6 or 7 I ate an ant with no regrets

  • @shaii5220
    @shaii5220 Před 5 lety +195

    If you told my parents i was an angel they wouldn’t believe you 😂

    • @cyberneticpaytonia1251
      @cyberneticpaytonia1251 Před 5 lety +7

      It's the opposite for me, my parent(s) would say I'm an angel.
      At home or with other adults.
      But when it comes to younger relatives and my friends I'm a she-devil.

    • @ahhhhh7331
      @ahhhhh7331 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ineza2425
      @ineza2425 Před 4 lety

      Them: Who the hell told you that?

    • @jotarokujo_loves_borgur7001
      @jotarokujo_loves_borgur7001 Před 4 lety

      If you said that to my parent they will definitely say : are you talking about the right child

  • @Knitrokr
    @Knitrokr Před 3 lety +3

    did tabbes just yeeted that baby

  • @usspaceforcethreatsandrese1915

    Me: *baby talking*
    The baby wondering why I started talking about launching missiles into Denmark and why Einstein is a Burger:👁👄👁

  • @Shawdo_
    @Shawdo_ Před 6 lety +447

    YOU DROPED YOUR BABY
    Baby = Phone

    • @thatonefangirl3647
      @thatonefangirl3647 Před 6 lety +1

      Random *Phone

    • @finnishwehraboo8377
      @finnishwehraboo8377 Před 6 lety

      Random lol

    • @dexnutslolz
      @dexnutslolz Před 6 lety +6

      Mom: aww! My cute baby!
      Baby: throws up on her*
      Mom: waits ten seconds to talk* AWW YOU CUTIE!!!!
      Me: what the?

    • @theorowtz
      @theorowtz Před 6 lety

      Random thanks ms.OBVIOUS

    • @raien8094
      @raien8094 Před 6 lety +1

      Babysitter:I dropped your baby
      Mom:WHAT THE HECK
      babysitter yeah sorry dropped your phone
      Mom:WHAT THE HECK THATS EVEN WORSE

  • @AceVIdiot
    @AceVIdiot Před 4 lety +362

    My mom treated her flip flops like revolvers
    *que standoff music*

  • @ella3614
    @ella3614 Před 2 lety

    "Being a hundred transparent with you" *disappears into the abyss*

  • @milkbunj1805
    @milkbunj1805 Před 3 lety +2

    How I deal with [annoying, screeching] kids (grades 2-4) in a middle schoolers perspective:
    *Their throwing a tantrum*
    Stage 1: Tell them to stop and be quiet, and then try to ignore them
    Stage 2: Tell them to stop (again) and to shut up mean while trying to contain the raging monster of anger
    Stage 3: Yell at them then try to ignore them (+ what happened in Stage 2)
    Stage 4: Yell at them (again) but now start to insult them a bit
    Stage 5: If it gets to this, I couldn’t contain my anger and resorted to violence
    Oh and I we also blackmail each other so I’ll probably try that before violence
    My cousin and my little brother act like a tag team and just try to embarrass and hurt me. If their not doing that then their doing something weird or dirty (as in like dirty minded or inappropriate) I have scars from them but they still act like their ✨sweet, innocent, angels✨ (this is probably unnecessary to state but I’m bored and what do you do what your bored? Say random things on the internet)

  • @irksomerabbit1614
    @irksomerabbit1614 Před 6 lety +1410

    I'm a preschool teacher and find this hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @supersillyboy1234
      @supersillyboy1234 Před 5 lety +22

      Bailey Ramirez rip Mrs. Ramirez

    • @Liam-lq9cj
      @Liam-lq9cj Před 5 lety +6

      Fuck you

    • @lnm770ify
      @lnm770ify Před 5 lety +62

      @@Liam-lq9cj who hurt you?

    • @irksomerabbit1614
      @irksomerabbit1614 Před 5 lety +41

      @Alexander Ruiz I'm 19, not 200, and we teach them basic social skills, how to work alongside others, the basics of shapes, numbers, the alphabet, and reading. Almost all of the children I work with actually already know how to say hello. With the exception of the 1 1/2 year olds, but at that age it's developmentally appropriate.

    • @Pony710
      @Pony710 Před 5 lety +2

      Thats so fucking sad you a teacher what are you doing with your life

  • @hey_its_d3371
    @hey_its_d3371 Před 5 lety +272

    My parents used to discipline me with boot camp training and a wooden spoon
    *How fun.*
    Edit 1: Good to know that others feel my childhood pain to

  • @Ash-ex3th
    @Ash-ex3th Před 3 lety +7

    4:20 is it just me or all of em look like dream

  • @R1D3_TH3CYCL0N3
    @R1D3_TH3CYCL0N3 Před 11 měsíci +1

    TABS MY HEADPHONES ARE ALL THE WAY UP DAMNIT THAT CRYING HURT ME EARS

  • @cubdle7254
    @cubdle7254 Před 5 lety +170

    2:57 YES I WANT MEMES
    Btw, I have babysat before, here’s a Tip:
    If they misbehave just put your phone to your ear and say “Hello? (Child’s name) Mom? Hi Yes, Should I Call the Orphanage to schedule a appointment to drop (Child’s name) off? Ok Bye” Also make sure the kid knows what a orphanage is and can hear you

  • @Slushy_maker
    @Slushy_maker Před 5 lety +85

    Sees child crying
    Me: oh hell naw
    ~ jumps out window~

  • @mao-sama6446
    @mao-sama6446 Před 3 lety

    The iPad part is so true. My family babysat our neighbors kid a few years ago. Literally all he did was play on the iPad.

  • @skarpantre
    @skarpantre Před 6 lety +340

    I love the new yellow paper-crown :D

    • @djvrim8557
      @djvrim8557 Před 6 lety +3

      Ohhhh someone watched the q&a😎

  • @artifuljordan
    @artifuljordan Před 6 lety +217

    Wait
    I know how to stop a kids scream
    *WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE*

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss Před 6 lety +8

      THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss Před 6 lety +6

      *BUT WE CAN DO MORE*

    • @bg-oe3vc
      @bg-oe3vc Před 6 lety

      Artiful Jordan ha nice

    • @bg-oe3vc
      @bg-oe3vc Před 6 lety +1

      Lets try to get 69 likes on this comment for memes

    • @Smileosaur
      @Smileosaur Před 6 lety +3

      *_I S A W E D A B O A T I N H A L F !_*

  • @journey9641
    @journey9641 Před 3 lety +1

    And then there were my siblings and I, who were quiet and usually just did what we were told if you used your words. My mom didn't need to discipline us or threaten us. We just wanted praise.
    Then again, our dad was a narcissist emotional manipulator that would guilt trip us if we asked for things, or he would fake being a better parent long enough for us to believe him.
    Also all of my siblings and I (especially me) have a history of self harming whenever we failed or felt guilt for something.

  • @hotchocolategaming9493
    @hotchocolategaming9493 Před 2 lety +1

    "Thud" l dropped my phone" I thought you dropped the kid

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT Před 6 lety +612

    The crown is gold!!!!

  • @Tyreyan
    @Tyreyan Před 4 lety +191

    4:26 . . .
    Me with five siblings that are all 8 years old and younger: *I don't know how I survive those demons everyday.*

    • @MisterCat420
      @MisterCat420 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh god

    • @foxythepirate2688
      @foxythepirate2688 Před 3 lety +2

      how dare you think people 1 year younger than me are crazy

    • @gabriela.9641
      @gabriela.9641 Před 2 lety

      @@foxythepirate2688 Because they run around like crazy for hours-

    • @hoifzf
      @hoifzf Před 2 lety

      More manageable than a toddler :/

  • @aidaninsask2.0
    @aidaninsask2.0 Před rokem +1

    5:06 LOL! Just Silence Then Sniffs Then Just Looks To The Right And Just Says “Alright Fine”🤣

  • @nerfcontent9429
    @nerfcontent9429 Před 3 lety +2

    Me a kid: yeah seems accurate

  • @-crescent422-4
    @-crescent422-4 Před 6 lety +280

    OH, GOD, THOUGHT YOU DROPPED THE KID. 😂

  • @yodigaming7576
    @yodigaming7576 Před 6 lety +282

    *I don't fuck with peasants* lmfao I relate on a personal level

    • @userb1x1
      @userb1x1 Před 6 lety

      Lmao what

    • @Snow-sx5ev
      @Snow-sx5ev Před 6 lety

      TwiddlyXD he, and I, don't fuck with peasants... Pretty clear

    • @userb1x1
      @userb1x1 Před 6 lety

      kitty cat nobody knows you tho

  • @yumnaminhaj9949
    @yumnaminhaj9949 Před 2 lety +3

    as a brown girl i relate to all those childhood life lessons, they were very effective

  • @chariark4145
    @chariark4145 Před 3 lety +1

    You can't stop a tornado, you just run

  • @XxRoEmxX
    @XxRoEmxX Před 6 lety +764

    Wow nice yellow crown

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 Před 6 lety +16

      XxRo&EmxX *gold

    • @goosechase1822
      @goosechase1822 Před 6 lety

      Jrad Heisenkirk......
      Y U NO REPLY TO MY COMMENT

    • @telestic7217
      @telestic7217 Před 6 lety

      Jrad Heisenkirk
      Its not a gold is an image

    • @Lee-mv3im
      @Lee-mv3im Před 6 lety +9

      Telestic 72 Gold is a color too you fat nut.

    • @randomrose8367
      @randomrose8367 Před 6 lety +2

      I Don't know why. I like the white one better.

  • @KJisdope
    @KJisdope Před 4 lety +791

    My search history:
    “How late is to late to say Yeetus to the fetus?”
    “How many people have sold their children?”
    “Will my mom be disappointed if I throw my child in the garbage?”

  • @honeycombbang8971
    @honeycombbang8971 Před 3 lety +1

    My cat got annoyed when hearing the baby cry 😂😂😂😂

  • @alietheartist734
    @alietheartist734 Před 3 lety +2

    I get kind of tense when anyone wants me to watch kids. This is partly because I wasn’t around them a lot when I was younger, and also because when I was twelve my family unleashed five or six small cousins hyped up on sugar for me to watch alone. I just remember getting overwhelmed and curling up against the wall. I also don’t do baby talk, even with my niece and nephew when they were actual babies. Personally I think it’s probably bad for their language development anyway.

  • @powerpuffgirls7603
    @powerpuffgirls7603 Před 5 lety +1764

    Honestly when I was a kid these were my disciplines
    ●belt
    ●wooped
    ●wooden spoon
    ●hanger
    ●thing taken away
    ● spatula
    Pretty easy life😂
    Edit: Thanks sooooo much for the likes😂❤

  • @Nube-Gamer
    @Nube-Gamer Před 6 lety +361

    Should've been Titled Parenting 101

  • @thedreemer852
    @thedreemer852 Před 2 lety +2

    Yo, I feel you Tabbes.
    I have five siblings, 2 brothers who throw a fit when they don't get their way even though the other is really close to getting to collage and the other one that makes me self concious and thinks he's cool and he's almost in middle school, and 3 sisters under the age of 7.
    Guess who's the middle child.
    I would rather die than baby sit my annoying sisters and my friends younger siblings. Except for one friend's little sibling, he chill.
    Over the years of my experinces, I have learned to hate kids, espeacally the spoiled ones (sorry for my horrible spelling).

  • @mrnoob-333
    @mrnoob-333 Před 3 lety +1

    5:47 my wall life is just Countless Nightmares

  • @nadine-sais
    @nadine-sais Před 6 lety +86

    god i remember my mom chasing me with a broom i felt like i was in a horror film. if they can't catch you yet, expect a flip-flop flying towards you. it was an experience. a traumatic one

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss Před 6 lety +4

      -じゃいら Holy shit thats a film right there

    • @Blissee_
      @Blissee_ Před 6 lety +5

      -じゃいら IM DYING 😂😂😂

    • @nadine-sais
      @nadine-sais Před 6 lety +2

      Commonsense 8283 those tough times amirite

    • @moemchan1473
      @moemchan1473 Před 6 lety +1

      Haha, my mom had a back scratcher 🤣😅😂 lol

    • @jahmaicaachacoso2177
      @jahmaicaachacoso2177 Před 6 lety +2

      My mom prefers a move called, *THE EPIC PINCH OF DEATHHHHHHUUUUUUUU*!!!!!