Fishing with No Rod or Hook is Hard
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 25. 04. 2019
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In this episode of Average Mike, I attempt to catch a fish using only improvised materials. No hook, line, rod or boat. Turns out its pretty difficult.
Thanks to Dave Cosgrove for fishing expertise: www.3bridgescoaching.co.uk/
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A number of people have called this video "fake" by accusing me of using a metal hook at 14:25 . Please take a closer look at the footage. The black colour you are seeing is lugworm bait remains that have slid up the line. It is not a metal hook. The bone hook is lodged deep within the fish's belly.
"In a real situation u wouldnt have a choclate bar "
Ziammmm thanks guys and guls for my 13 likes for this ahh idk why am doing this like who even fucking cares
10:45 just look how you eat the choco bar look at your face and the way you looked at the camera this should be a meme
Hey mike u shouldâve went to kingene or whatever itâs called just passed burkhill
@@amori8774 i always bring chocolate bars when i go camping in the wild
@@shweepa2061 i always bring vodka and fruits when i go fishing or go out camping
I need a fishing rod or a boat...
**SO I MADE A BOAT**
Guilhem Ané watch out for Phil swift...
@@anthonyfontana3063 I sawed this boat in half!
2 years later Phil swift I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HAFT
When he said that I was expecting a âobviously in a real survival situation, I would use a fishing rod cos itâs less riskyâ
Phil swift commin in bein like
I SAWED YOUR BOAT IN HALF
*Mike "obviously in a real survival situation" Boyd*
You're from the JRE Podcast, aren't you? :D
@@adumbo bet
"Jamie, pull that video up of a Scottish guy swearing while floating in the middle of the lake"
@@dylansloan6393 Mike Boyd is the type of guy to survive by catching a fish with a stick, paracord and a bone hook (obviously in a real survival situation)
Mike should go on JRE let's make it happen
"I need either a fishing rod or a boat. So I immediately begun constructing a boat."
A legend
I was like "take a strong branch and use it as rod".
But he was like "of course we make a boat because *WHY NOT"*
legend fr
There is something about this guy's infectious enthusiasm that makes you totally want him to succeed. Well done!
11:01...
high level charisma
I agree .
11:14
Obviously in a real survival situation I would have been the bone.
lol hahaha
SuperKvack ! Wow
Doggo Lord they spell how they want to itâs not your business
Nah its okay as long as you not like rage that i did wrong. Im swedish and im not that good at english so i can learn.
For once, an actually creative joke.
Obviously in a real survival situation you wouldn't be able to see this video
See? He's filming it lol
Unless you're talking about the viewers who are trying to survive hahaha
Obviously in a real survival situation I wouldn't be able to make this reply
Obviously in a real survival situation you wouldnât say obviously in a real survival situation so many times
Obviously in a real survival situation you wouldn't have cameras to film the video
*Buys a fish at the store to eat*
Mike: obviously in a real survival situation
69th like
169th like
@Carmelo Sahli why do you care about everyone caring about likes?
@Carmelo Sahli why are you caring about me caring about you not caring about them caring about likes
WHO CARES?!
new drinking game: every time mike says 'obviously in a real survival situation....' take a shot.
we would black out
Id be dead
Iâd be high
... of water! Gotta get those 2 liters down somehow. Stay hydrated, kids!
I am so high I see pink eleplants
How'd you like this survival style video? I could do more? Let me know your thoughts.
Defo do more these are both hilarious and useful, especially from a fellow scotsman that could do this in my backyard!!
Oh hell yeah do moreee
Thatâs was gold. Please spend another 3 miserable days in the outdoors for our viewing pleasure. Itâs fun to watch.
May triumph and success favour those who try.
What's the name of the movie in the start?
Hell yeah, these are amazing. ;)
Average Person: I'll put the line on a stick to be able to throw it out further.
Average Mike: Builds a sophisticated boat to just to get out a little further
"Sophisticated"
"builds a sophisticated boat to just get out a little further into a pond that does not have fish"
Tbh in a survival situation it might be easier just to eat the lugworms đ
Or make a spear
Joyit youâll get more food if you use it as bait tho
you have a point tho
J A too hard to actually hit a fish with a spear
-14 subscribers with no videos you might be lucky if you find tide pool. many crustacean and fish live there and the water is very shallow.
"I need a fishing rod or a boat" *walks by with 20 fishing rods* "I'll make a boat!"
They meant the type of fishing rod that you can throw out the line really far because it is wound around something. He just had a stick attached to the string thing.
Lucky Star i feel like the use of a fishing rod is lost on you hahaha
"Man accidentally spends two days fishing in an unstocked private pond"
@John Capodilupo nope
3rd reply
It looked like it was on a golf course too, this mike guy is a joke lol
ZBLEWSKIII get a life dipshit why donât you make some decent videos
ZBLEWSKIII nobody wants to see your obese ass playing pubg
âI need ether a fishing rod or a boat......so I started to construct a boatâ
Hahahahaha I was in fits
DAD?!? jk but strange seeing another gillespie
Thatâs not how you spell either
same
@@selfishban3932 f off
Eric Gillespie Iâm 15 sooo anyway where are you from
Mike: these look like little mini trees
Also Mike: look how big they are
I see you are not a man of english
68th like, hope someone, somewhere gets the 69th and smiles. Have a nice day, drink your tea while it's still warm
@@scoutintime 69th like, and thank you
Obviously in a real survival situation, you wouldn't have CZcams.
That's why we can watch it now so we can be prepared, a surgeon doesn't look up how to remove a heart while they're doing it.
Ah I just caught onto the joke lol
Please help am i on facebook im blind
Yahya Serar so funny wow
@@user-kx2zv7tg3u lmao actually, sometimeees they do haha!! Have you ever seen dr mike? :D
Plot twist:
*This fish is a paid actor*
*BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUM*
@@AverageAnnusEnthusiast dont Tell me you meant dun dun duuun..
@@Kennymadethis :D
I thought it seemed *fishy* ......
@@Kennymadethis me too. I sharted
No one:
Mike: gonna have to build a boat đŁââïž
11:01 *13 year old girls that listen to Billie Eillish*
lol I like Eilish but this comment couldn't be more accurate xD
Shouldnt she be like banned cuz she gives depression?
@Lorraine Brann I've listened to some of her music. None of them are really depressing to me. Is it just that I dont relate with those "13yr old girls"?
@lucious Im fricking dead XD
XD
My favorite part is when he says âobviously in a real survival situationâ
1:50 I love how the Scottish guy knows what sheep bones look like
Or the large amount of wool everywhere
*âIâve had a f****n tree branch up my a**hole for 2 daysâ*- Mike Boyd 2019
fantdm hero I told you I saw your comment on this vid :)
obviously in a survival situation that wouldn't bug you as much
Mike: I need either a fishing rod or a boat
Me: ok so heâll get some sticks and branches and tie the line to it!
*SO I IMMEDIATELY BEGAN CONSTRUCTING A BOAT*
*eats entire feast on a yacht*
ObViOuSlY iN a ReAl SuRvIvAl sItUaTiOn
Mason Thompson HAHA
Mason Thompson more real than bear grylles
Post apocalyptic: to fish, I would use 3 sticks and 2 string. Boom, infinite fish
Only OG Minecrafters will understand
Even a saddle to get a horse... or a enchantment book for Luck of the sea
you forgot a 8 wood and a redstone plus an door made out od iron. a bit more string and some tripwire.
@@TRVladdy but in a real post apocalyptical situation, you won't be able to right click, can you? :Thonk:
@@mice2188 well. id just ram the usb part of an mouse in my ass
âAnd so I started constructing a boatâ. I have never laughed harder
its never a mike boyd video without his wife going "AHHH OMG!!!" at least once...
13:10 :)
Mike: these look like little mini trees
Also Mike: look how big they are
"Obviously in the real survival situation, ...." -Mike Boyd, 2019
This should be renamed Scottish man says a lot of âwell obviously in a real survival situationâ
This goes along with bear grylls going "I've been in this exact situation before"
The most consistently amazing thing to me about this channel is Mike's girl. She has to be the most supportive and enthusiastic girl in the first world. 99.99% of girls under the age of 35 would be complaining and/or on their phone. Your girl is genuinely happy to be part of these experiments and for you, all the time! Well done, mate. Well done.
Please do a learn quick on where to find someone like that.
i second that.
Well she married him(I think) so she must have been prepared for stuff like this
They earn lots of money, so its their job. Usually also woman work. Nothing special I think.
This video is totally the Brexit mood.
Spikeygal Ahaha genius
Hahaha nice one
u should just do a video where u make a legit boat
He just did
its legit is it not?
â@@sbeve_helied he probably means like a motorboat or something. Don't know how he expects that, but idk.
Nobody:
Mike Boyd:
Obviously in a real survival situation...
Nobody:
Comments: *"Obviously in a real survival situation"*
I think it would've maybe helped if mike knew a bit more about fishing, the first spot he was trying from the shore honestly didnt look too bad but then he goes out in the middle of the lake to put bait like 4 feet below the surface. Fish usually hang out somewhat close to the ground weather that be 3 feet below the surface in 3 foot deep water or 30 feet below the surface in 30 foot deep water.
Primitive Technology: *hold my clay*
savirazaria hilarious đ
Omg
I bet that tree ate the sheep
oh hell no
It quit being vegeterianđđđ
It's the taking tree
SaWpeR alumanati comferimed
@@tylerpeltier5765. R/boneappletea
Well done Mike - 2 fish, now for the 5 loaves.
Seeing the flat fish reminded me of when I was a kid in the 1950s. We used to visit an old family friend who lived near Morecambe Bay. He used to fish for dab, a small flat fish, by wading in the shallows with bare feet and trapping fish under his feet by standing on them. Fishing with absolutely zero fishing gear! Those fish you threw back are delicious fried and seasoned with a touch of lemon and eaten with fresh bread and butter.
Mike: *proudly shows Kim the sheep bone he found
Kim: đ
Mike: *holding staff* "I either need a fishing rod or a boat."
Mike: *makes boat*
PS I'm pretty sure you could've cast the line more easily with centrifugal force rather than tossing
Or make a boat
Alright so it may seem like centrifugal force but that doesnât actually exist. Inertia is what causes the force and that doesnât push straight outwards like centrifugal force is supposed to.
Obviously in a real survival situation you would starve before you catch your first fish
DenZy no ones care
Can you please fuck off
Whatâs wrong with this comment đ
? It took him 3 days to catch 2 fish
You can live of that
Pillow Guy sounds snooty as fuck
Obviously in a real survival situation there wouldnt be any cameras.
@CrazyKidStudio obviously in a real survival situation you wouldn't have duct tape
@CrazyKidStudio mine was a joke too
Dude, seriously YOUVE MADE MY WHOLE ENTIRE MORNING! I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD WITH YOU WITH EXCITEMENT FOR YOUR SUCCESS congrats sir thank you and I love skillshare thx again
What is that texturepack called?
Christian Juhler *l i f e* something I donât have and canât get
Ninja! âI guide other to a treasure I cannot possessâ
Hit a perfect 180 on a dart board
joshbooker 23 idk what that is but nice
Good idea
It's the perfect score
Or he meant that he just turns around and nails bullseye
Try hit a nine darter..
Sjdidndj Dnsi nfj it has nothing to do with bullseye 180 is treble 20 hit 3 times bullseye is 50 per dart hit
That music killed me, felt like time long passed and a life ever fleeting, memories that were never mine, but mine to keep
The work put into this video is insane! I love your channel
Needs to make a fishing rod
MAKES A BOAT.
Hassan M. Yeah and I thought he said how not boat and I was like well that canât be too hard to make he could just fire out the hook but no.... makes a bloody boat
What's a boat
Post apocalypse I would find some fishing line and some fishing hooks. You can all use bones if you want
I live in Norway, so i am bound by law to have a fish hook and line on me at all times
@@fredrigo7925 Hva mener du? Du tar jo ikke med deg fiskestanga overalt :p
Vort3x selvfĂžlgelig ikke, har bare en krok og snĂžre
haha hvilken del av norge bor du i
troXity Litt utafor Oslo...
Love these videos buddy! Keep them up! Especially the survival skills!
Dude thatâs epic. All the stuff you do is so cool
"I'm gonna need a fishing rod, or a boat".
Oh, a rod seems easy to fashion and should work well.
"So I immediately begun constructing a boat"
...because why not?
You should stay the night in the wilderness with just a knife and get food, make fire, and a shelter.
đwho agrees
thanks for putting them back
can never get bored of this. Mike is just so entertaining and radiate such positive energy from his attitude and eagerness to learn
"That's horrible"
*Continues to laugh like an absolute mad man*
Bjorre Meijer it wasnât him that said âthatâs horribleâ
Bjorre Meijer such an Elon musk
I tried this. Fell of a boat
yeah maybe in one hour
Donât stand in a boat...
You are brilliant! Just love your willingness to keep going!! So fun.
I found this video so amazingly amusing. You inspire me my man, thank you for being so awesome and taking us on a journey with you. It's wonderful to see how resourceful and volatile you are when it comes to finding solutions.
You really sold me that Skillshare subscription hahaha
Totally not an average video calls himself average Mike
The joy on your face when you caught your first fish after days is priceless. Really inspiring.
How did I miss this??? Thank you Mike for referencing it in your latest video so that I would go back and watch it.
I freaking love this channel!!!
You done really good with this
The Scottish in this video is amusing; This laine for de fishin hĂŒk is plenty strong
*getting a hand job*
âYeah Iâm having fun... be better if I got a bloody nibbleâ
I have watched two videos of yours and already warmed to you. Great videos and something different. Thanks for posting!!. You have put a smile on my face
This series is really cool hope you make another episode can't wait to see
Something i do when i need to get Worms is stomping on the ground then the worms will come up thinking itâs raining
Nobody:
The entire comment section: *âObviously in a real survival situationâ*
âI either need a fishing rod or a boatâ
âLets go build a boatâ
I'm more impressed with the fact that he built a boat so easily!
I love this channel man, no clickbait, quality content, keep it up!
This is very entertaining please do a collab with primitive technology
Would be cool but they are on opposite sides of the world.
@@overlord7877 ye
He'd die of heatstroke in Queensland. Still, more pleasant than that miserable looking boat adventure.
random guy I know right he is cool too
He fakes his vids
I really appreciate your hard work buddy keep a good work.
A+ for effort! You have earned a new subscriber đ
Hi mike!
You inspired me to kick flip a few years ago
Who is flip and why would you assault him with your feet? Fuckin monster.
@@Deep_phobias lmao
@@cursed720 dont laugh at flip's pain.
@@Deep_phobias yeah your right my bad
Luv the vids bro, you're actually very inspirational!
Very entertaining Video Mike !
That was absolutely beautiful man loved the joy
6:36
Average mike: I can't believe I'm gonna sail on this thing.
Average person: I can't believe why I'm even making this
Learn how to handstand or finish backflip
I love the Fargo music when you built the boat! Gotta love Wrench and Numbers.
the effort put into this is insane ur amazing bro
Very nice video. love these things.
''obviously in a real survival situation'' mike Boyd 2k19
"I've been watching a lot of PO...ST apocalyptical movies recently"
"they had us in the first half not gonna lie."
You are so friendly to safe the fish!
Hey Mike, I have an Idea for a video. Maybe you can try to learn a handstand as fast as possibleđ€
I love post-apocalyptic movies as well! I like disaster ones more though.
DarKalligraph what is the name of this movie please, i wanna watched 0:08, thanks you.
@@kygo8303 Oh sorry, I don't know the name of that specific movie..
DarKalligraph thatâs ok, let me ask other peoples ^^ .
@@kygo8303 that's "a quiet place", quite a good movie
@@kygo8303 Ok then :) Good luck finding it!
it brought me real joy to see mike get the fish. we r proud of u mike!
Why is your editing so soothing...like not gunna lie...i feel so calm just watching your vids
I'll use my own rod because it comes along with bait.
The rod IS the bait
One of ur best vids
Hanna Mascheti ?? It was uploaded a few seconds ago
Nobody:
Mike every 5 minutes: obviously in real survival situation
definetly your funniest and most entertaining video in my opinion mike!
Your patience is over the limit.
0:00
*My brain: âIâve been watching a lot of pornâ*
Lol
Lol đ
I don't get it
Da fk man
When mike says Iâve been watching a lot of po- post apocalyptic movies.
Thatâs is what Timothy Kim means you bloody idiots
This video is so calming and pleasant
Your bloody awesome man!
You should learn how to do 4x4 or 5x5 blindfold!
With inspiration from your bld's video,Im starting to learn 2BLD