HOW TO COOK A HUMAN.. | Happy Wheels
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- HOW TO COOK A HUMAN.. | Happy Wheels
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Among us ha
Amogus 😳
That hit deep,sorry for your loss man
@@epicproductionfrog4561 shut up
sorry for your loss
4:03 Dan: Innocently reads the instructions
Segway: *Assassinates Segway Guy*
**Assassinates Business Guy**
Business Guy Is His Name
Segway: Free man
@@DaDarkEnaxel we call him Segway man :3
(Dan): It will be cooked in fifteen seconds just go down-(Segway)UHHH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! (Kills Dan)
4:07
6:46 “im so proud” you are. 4 years later asher will see this. Love u dan!
Ha ha ha...
ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha...
And how do you know he’ll see it?
4:05
YOU HAVE DIED OF BOREDOM!
Restart❤️ Quit
wow
Wooooooooooooow
Wow
Is it just me, or does Dan find an unusually large amount of pleasure in cooking people?
H e C o o k s P e o p l e A l i v e I R L
yeah, you also deserve a veteran's discount
He had the choice to do just fruits. He chose cannibalism. Also if you read this 6 years later than wow your cool.
ah yes, C A N N I B A L I S M
Yummy yummy human flesh.
CHALLENGE
DAD CHALLENGE
IF YOUR SON DIES OR GET INJURED ON THE HAPPY WHEELS COURSE YOU HAVE TO RESTART
LIKE SO DAN CAN SEE IT
No
Septic Anims lol
2 years later...
Black Knight ikr
Still good memories tho
On the cooking part: Segway man: I don’t want to do this anymore -dies-
Dan: Ok let’s... Did you just die on me?
6:08
Dan: Perfectly Safe!
Irresponsible Dad: *head explodes by ramp*
1:10 that mood change!!🤣🤣🤣
LUL
Brazos T it’s not funny
Not how you say lol you said lul
U
Brazos T *Expression
Dan: you can probably feed your family for a year and a half
Me: but that is your family 😶
O.O BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Yasssss Finally someone understands meh
so dark but funny XD
Was*
Lol😂
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING THAT LAST CHEESEBURGER"
-Daniel Middleton 2016
2015
@@ultrapowerboy3108 No 2016
@@prostudios4015 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dr strange
Nice profile pic tho
at 9:08 i was laughing so hard 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Dan please make more videos on turbo dismount
me
+Jacob Korthaus Yes plz more turbo dismount!
Yes Pls Do
Pls senpai do!
yeah
6:00 am I crazy or is this satisfying...
...
Infamy Killer l
Yeah It Kinda Is Satifying........
Infamy Killer Your crazy
I mean your name says *killer* sooooo...
I just noticed the BFDI mouth in the thumbnail..
WhY
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
9:08 legends say that he is still there but dan forgot about him..
Director Nora Segway man:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
The thing is I watched that right when was reading this
Aidyn Veliant that happens to me too
11:02
How does a spike that thin cause that much damage
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It went up his butt and split apart all the bones causing him to fall apart
Charles Brown jr the thinner it is the sharoer
@@reese4670 *sharpee
Sharper
make your own maps dan
1:50 R.I.P.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dan: Oh no we messed it up
*add*
Me: You Did Mess Up
Hate you
Emily Tu wut
Emily Tu Stop Being a Bully
Emily Tu wth is wrong with u
Ikr he did mess up xd
10:38 Head Snap
I pressed it a lot of times and ................
I almost died laughing when Segway man died automatically😂😵
Btw I love your videos❤️
Same
Im glad that you know you how to spell segway man .
You are the most nicest person ever
10:38 "oooohh... ummmm... that is slllligghhtly arkwarrrrdd... "
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 look at his face at 10:39
The old intro gives me such nostalgia!
Same
Same
Deez nuts
3:55 _cooking! put ingredients in the button.._
Sing the Pokémon lyrics
The doge King what's the pokèmon
LOL
The doge King p
The doge King
Matthew Carrington and the other woman who was born on earth. Wow this is
Nostaglia in my recommendations? Nostalgia in my recommendations.
And I love it!
DANIEL ROBERT MIDDLETON BORN NOVEMBER 8TH 1991 his name and birth revealed
He's not born in 1991
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Drake:Just call me on my cellphone(Hotline Bling)
Adele:Can your hear me?(Hello)
Taylor Swift:But we got problems!!!(Bad Blood)
Justin Bieber:What do you mean(What do you mean)
The Weeknd:Call me when it's half past five(The Hills)
THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!
You got half of the lyrics wrong is some songs. And also, you wasted your time doing this. On the other hand, so did i. But still, nobody gives a damn, since this has absolutely nothing to do with the video. Take your song stuff somewhere else, like an actual song.
I get it btw its now we got problems
oh thx
Lion Gardner Did did that happen
Lion Gardner best ever mix
Dan: You can feed your family for a year and a half on that!
Me: No you can't, that is your family.
Talia-Seren Benedek that is hilarious
zachary zajac thats so not funny
Talia-Seren Benedek I DONT GET THAT
💩
Lol
6:00 anyone else notice that it says 7.77 seconds?
i did
It means he is lucky lol
Who’s watching in 2020 and loves the old intro
pee
Mee
dantdm you the best plz make more videos of happy wheels
I always almost die laughing when I watch these
ME TOO!!!!😂🤣😇😂🤣
I just love how Dan, just make his videos family friendly and hilarious, that it made me laugh really hard, sense Dan is a real funny and amazing youtuber!😂😱❤️👍
Ummmmmmmm?
✓ or X (thumbs up ✓ thumbs down X
well they can say that but someone people don't think that
excatly
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Amogus
Who thinks dan is the best
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6:00 the time is 7.77 seconds. WOW
The time played in the level
He got 3.33 3 times once.
hi everybody
booty
Nathan TV goggle
7:00 “We did it, we did it! *sheep noise*
Hi I love amongus
Before Dan said it wasn’t funny he was laughing
Hi!
Im from 2020
Also i liked my own comment.
And i liked my own comment.
@@whatgame5860 I m from 2020 to
Idk
@@whatgame5860 I am from 2020 too
I love how segway man just dies when he cooks people
I love dantdms videos so much I just can't stop laughing 😂
11:04 "A fost asa greu ?" in romanian means "was it so hard?" :D
a fost asa greu is It was so difficult In English
Galaxy Kittens
Galaxy Kittens C harder
Galaxy Kittens woop
nu sunt singur!
im not lonely!
Galaxy Kittens aaa
i always come back and watch his happy wheels videos because they are funny and fun to watch
I love when he said you can feed your family for a year and then says just in case but your family is gone
Who would have ever guessed that at 11 million subscribers dan would be promoting cannibalism
ummmmm
Did you meet pewdiepie
I thought this was cannibalism to lol
+Ethan Tu | Have you seen his prof pic?😂 btw. The answer if not obvious yes
ME!!!XD
I ❤️ Dan and I'm a big fan
ASUS TV ن
ASUS TV
Mohamed sayd r u a Pakistani
NebulousCarp31
lol
Sgefwfaf
The way he’s so exited about eating the humans makes me think he’s done it before
2:26 He covers the Ons
DAN I LOVE YOU
I have a diamond! I have a Minecart
UGH!
Diamond Minecart!😂
Maingirl 1234 that is really similar to pen pineapple Apple pen
Maingirl 1234 I love that
That Is Somular To Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
Maingirl 1234 I have a rude version of that! Wanna hear it? If so click the 'read more button'
I have a pen....
I have an island....
UH!
Penisland
cheesycheetah76 it is.
5:59 he finished in 7.77 seconds
God is on his side
@@Serious5GamingS5G lol
Dan all your videos are amazing.
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4:53 DanTDM is a ghoul confirmed
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He is people
Lol
Dan makes me smile and I didn’t realize that until an ad came on
Toxic_BanditWizend yup the same
Dan we love to watch y'all old videos
hes so funny
Og comment
1:09 'HE WASNT READY, HE WASNT READY!'
😂😝😜
Lol I was just reading your comment then I just heard it 😂😂
I love all the videos of happy wheels you make
I love your happy wheels videos make more please dantdm
6:53 this part out of context💀
your vids are awesome
I love this vid dan you vids are the best!! 😂
I love your HAPPY WHEELS videos make more
4:06 *the human oofed..*
Only Dan can make Happy Wheels funny and worth playing for!!
Okay
9:01 "We don't listen to they"
Wise words Dan, I'mma quote you on that
Man these were the best vids
in 11:10 The text is in romanian and writes ''was it so hard?''
**cooking humans**
Dan : Yeah that looks good
*dAt lOoKs gOoD*
Hi Dan I am one of your biggest fans I have subriscibed since 6 or so years I love you content keep up the good work
6:08 "Perfectly safe!"
*gets decapitated*
LOL LOVED AS USUAL!😂😂😂
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
@@castellanokids914 What do you mean
"My leg came off, that is kinda unfortunate" - Dan tdm 2019-
OCHA noodle you mean dantdm 2016?
exactly
@@shynu46 umm no?
@@the1sler237 boi what year u live in
Kenosha Noodle who’s that
love your videos
Great cooking Dan
8:07 That's grim!
Another Epic Video Dan, keep up the good work !!!!
11:25 legends say he still remains stuck there
11:20 Translation: Was that hard? Language: Romanian
Yarararaes
Noice
2:27
Did anybody else see the word "Butt"?
i see it
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Yes I did 1000000 times
LEL DUDE it’s button tho ;-;
Butt
This is a compilation of Dan playing levels Jackseptceye has played
I love all your videos : D
1:00 Dan: it just says thanks for play *laughs*
Dan again: 3 seconds after: that wasn't even funny
your the best youtuber in the whole universe
+Phil Eggtree hi Phil!
its Phil Eggtree XD
+Phil Eggtree How's with u and smiley?
NO THIS IS THE REAL DAN!!!!!!
because he has 11mill subs
Dan: *touches surface of finish line*
CZcams: *gives me an ad*
Same
7:10 nice frontflip
Legend has it that Segway man is still stuck in between the ball and the wall
Try some father and son activities with Asher! rainbow staircases are perfect!
Unless he falls and asher sees all the blood XD
@@yacodyt4494 OH GOD! THIS ISN'T CLICKBAIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
@@drunkpepsican5849 yes
@@yacodyt4494 EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
10:30 dantdm funny face
From the cooking thing the Segway man died I was drinking my milk I spit my milk all over my screen lol
That Part Is REALISTIC
I LOVE Your UR VIDS THERE THE BEST
$10'00 ugreed
i sooooooooooooooo agreey he is the best vid makee eeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr dan
..
Agreed
hi
Dan said that the map called a funny map wasn’t funny but he laughed
Ironic right?
It was gross
Ur awesome Dan!!
3:55 i laughed so hard XD
Same😂
You noob
I love watching you play Happy Wheels so much
Keep up the good work!
It was so awesome dantdm!
The basketball one DUDE PERFECT
The cooking level just made me hungry lol 😂