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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  Pƙed 2 lety +186

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  • @bingbong2257
    @bingbong2257 Pƙed 2 lety +2686

    wow gotta give it to her she's remarkably respectful of their relationship boundaries

    • @mr.pissedoff1903
      @mr.pissedoff1903 Pƙed rokem +1

      She’s a barracks bunny, not a home wrecker 💀

    • @1BeGe
      @1BeGe Pƙed rokem +77

      Ya know, that's a wonderful takeaway. Really seeing the positive. Love it.

    • @mithicash1444
      @mithicash1444 Pƙed rokem +22

      Of coarse, you can get ninja punched for adultery regardless if you are the married one or if you are sleeping with a married one.

    • @mikex5984
      @mikex5984 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@mithicash1444 that’s somewhat reassuring 😂

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman Pƙed rokem +13

      that's a very rare trait for a senior NCO

  • @youraveragegamerbro6302
    @youraveragegamerbro6302 Pƙed 2 lety +4044

    "actually gunny i'm gay" holy shit I almost died from lack of oxygen

    • @since1876
      @since1876 Pƙed 2 lety +229

      The way she tries to cop a feel was what killed me 😂

    • @billybilly1284
      @billybilly1284 Pƙed 2 lety

      Literally nothing funny. Get a life

    • @youraveragegamerbro6302
      @youraveragegamerbro6302 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@billybilly1284 This channel is for people who need a way to get humor people like YOU do not indulge in. So why are you here?

    • @jahvehrivera7196
      @jahvehrivera7196 Pƙed 2 lety +40

      i knew it was coming and i still cracked up

    • @simpsonservices6463
      @simpsonservices6463 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      same here, that was funny and dark

  • @bladenrexroth2555
    @bladenrexroth2555 Pƙed 2 lety +1357

    Gunny was starving to be bent over that desk in an open door policy

  • @camerongunn7906
    @camerongunn7906 Pƙed 2 lety +1793

    I can tell you that while I was in, being a happily married man that refused to cheat on his wife, brought out ALL the swamp donkeys. There's no greater turn-on to a woman than unavailability.

    • @eye4aneye760
      @eye4aneye760 Pƙed 2 lety +200

      Lmaooo swamp donkeys. That’s a good one 😂😂

    • @hellish512
      @hellish512 Pƙed 2 lety +75

      is that the term for a reverse jody or something lmao

    • @tiadaniels3356
      @tiadaniels3356 Pƙed 2 lety +83

      It’s sad how true that is. It’s the same for men too. Being Married has only made the chasers worse.

    • @TheCobraOnline
      @TheCobraOnline Pƙed rokem +18

      Gonna use this when I go
      Thank you my brother

    • @jjlatinopedia
      @jjlatinopedia Pƙed rokem +27

      Swamp-donkeys. I'm adding that to my vocabulary. Btw, USARMY here.

  • @the_real_bin_chicken
    @the_real_bin_chicken Pƙed 2 lety +1125

    love how shes swiping on her phone as if she's on tinder while shes waiting for the next one to walk in. hahaha

  • @kevinverduci7600
    @kevinverduci7600 Pƙed 2 lety +1177

    Gunny deserves a golden globes

    • @TheUnseenSoldier
      @TheUnseenSoldier Pƙed 2 lety +24

      I f-ing died when the last private told her he was gay and she started crying, I’m pretty sure my neighbors even heard me

    • @elcondepatula
      @elcondepatula Pƙed 2 lety +5

      She already has them
under that top


    • @B.V.Luminous
      @B.V.Luminous Pƙed rokem

      Golden probes.

    • @MrGlock509
      @MrGlock509 Pƙed rokem +1

      A pearl necklace?

    • @mengo0456
      @mengo0456 Pƙed rokem

      a pair?

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd Pƙed 2 lety +2244

    I know this confusion. I went to pistol quals as a Corporal with a female Gunny and SSgt as my target mates. The Gunny looked just like the blonde female werewolf from The Howling 2 movie. She was freaking hot and smoked and joked like no other WM I'd ever met. We ended up becoming PT buddies. Let's just say that she was a very, very, very confident older woman (and SNCO) who knew what she liked.

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 Pƙed 2 lety +179

      You deserve a medal my good sir!

    • @ZERO_0594
      @ZERO_0594 Pƙed 2 lety +92

      You lucky dude

    • @Sniperkiller051
      @Sniperkiller051 Pƙed 2 lety +77

      This man deserves the highest medal 🏅

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 Pƙed 2 lety +56

      @@Sniperkiller051 Medal of Honor đŸ‘đŸ»đŸ˜‚

    • @lvtuckerrvb
      @lvtuckerrvb Pƙed 2 lety +11

      fucking sigma male here

  • @Dark_Jester89
    @Dark_Jester89 Pƙed 2 lety +908

    At least she got consistent in asking about relationships before she got up from the seat.

  • @rama347
    @rama347 Pƙed 2 lety +1503

    Gunny kills me. She just so predatory. I love it.

    • @pinchespiderman
      @pinchespiderman Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Grrrrrr!

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq Pƙed 2 lety +74

      She sold that shit. Her eyes said it all.

    • @ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor
      @ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor Pƙed 2 lety +77

      Shit, I love women that don't mind being predatory. They get it, ditch the bs and come at what you want.

    • @lilnotmaster6094
      @lilnotmaster6094 Pƙed 2 lety +92

      @@ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor reverse those roles and its gonna be a problem

    • @col.strayga1389
      @col.strayga1389 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      That's so disgusting!
      I love it! ❀

  • @jillvalentinefan77
    @jillvalentinefan77 Pƙed 2 lety +515

    I don't remember this being included in the benefits list lol

  • @Kokopilau77
    @Kokopilau77 Pƙed rokem +252

    Poor Johnson. She just wants to be left alone to do whatever she’s doing on her computer and the boys keep bugging her.

    • @stephen9958
      @stephen9958 Pƙed rokem

      I know they wanted to bang her and she was fuck no get out 😅

    • @LaJuera25
      @LaJuera25 Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      It do be like that for females. A lot of guys want you to help them cheat. Or if you put up boundaries they terrorize you. Some just want a female perspective though.

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 Pƙed 2 dny +1

      I guess if she was open about being gay it would have been less of an issue

  • @GhostofSash1m1
    @GhostofSash1m1 Pƙed 2 lety +799

    I was inprocessed by a female NCO at my first unit too. Loved it!

  • @weaver5649
    @weaver5649 Pƙed 2 lety +2551

    I would sign for 6 years if I could be with this Gunny
    Thanks for the likes.
    I am Lcpl of the marine corps and wanna get out of here asap🙄
    I hope this is gonna be a good life advice to y'all if you thinking about to sign up

    • @jordanfrancisco27
      @jordanfrancisco27 Pƙed 2 lety +80

      Count me in. And I'm a civvie my man.

    • @posiden1017
      @posiden1017 Pƙed 2 lety +116

      Roll the dice and you might get lucky, just lower your standards

    • @seanassociateproductions1691
      @seanassociateproductions1691 Pƙed 2 lety +72

      Ffs man don’t let the retention NCOs hear you say that

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba Pƙed 2 lety +20

      How do u watch this for six years and it just came out this is seriously the greatest sitcom ever and im not even in the military

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Bf white markwhalberg is trying to hit on the latina

  • @xnickox55
    @xnickox55 Pƙed 2 lety +1579

    I would have joined the military in a heartbeat had I known this type of scenario was even a remote possibility. Me and this particular gunny would have gotten along swimmingly.

    • @Art_Vandalay97
      @Art_Vandalay97 Pƙed 2 lety +455

      Thank you for your service for almost joining

    • @xnickox55
      @xnickox55 Pƙed 2 lety +88

      @@Art_Vandalay97 I mean I wouldn't even say "almost" I would say whatever the odds r of this type of scenario happening would be about the same odds of me joining.

    • @kameronmorgan4632
      @kameronmorgan4632 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@xnickox55 hahahahahahaha

    • @theronbassett5505
      @theronbassett5505 Pƙed 2 lety +55

      These situations are extremely rare.

    • @xnickox55
      @xnickox55 Pƙed 2 lety +53

      @@theronbassett5505 but ur keeping the dream alive saying that it does happen..

  • @jodisancho3807
    @jodisancho3807 Pƙed 2 lety +838

    I needed this Gunnery Sgt while I was in. But there wasn't any infantry wookies while I was in. 😔

    • @rileyfreeman7122
      @rileyfreeman7122 Pƙed 2 lety +30

      I’ve never heard them be called Wookies before but I am just going to assume you mean... warrant officers

    • @jodisancho3807
      @jodisancho3807 Pƙed 2 lety +74

      @@rileyfreeman7122 no brother female Marines formerly known as WMs. We still called them WMs while I was in from 96-04 but many of them complained that it was sexist so the term wookie cane about. OoRah! đŸ‡șđŸ‡Č✌

    • @dylanrutan100
      @dylanrutan100 Pƙed 2 lety +22

      @@jodisancho3807 yeah stop referring to the Wookies as WMs it’s insensitive 😂😂😂

    • @jodisancho3807
      @jodisancho3807 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@dylanrutan100 hahahahaha that cadence running song comes to mind, " they say in the Marine Corp the girls are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein! UA I wanna go! But they won't let me go!" đŸŽ¶ đŸŽ” đŸŽ¶

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      @@jodisancho3807 an if they forget to shave it’s Bush Wookiee’s đŸ˜‚đŸ‘đŸ»

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 Pƙed 2 lety +118

    “Is it Gunny or Gunnery Sergeant.”
    We all met at least one.

    • @tnwhiskey68
      @tnwhiskey68 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +4

      After Active Duty, I joined the Army National Guard and we had a prior Marine E6 who constantly made his guys call him Staff Sergeant. In the Army, E5-E8 is just called Sergeant (except a 1SG). I was an E5 at the time so I purposely called him Sergeant in front of everyone just to piss him off. What a dbag!

  • @sgtclark0126
    @sgtclark0126 Pƙed 2 lety +171

    That is what I call desperation.

  • @fitz4459
    @fitz4459 Pƙed 2 lety +320

    Once at a barracks party a wook showed up and all 18 guys were trying to get with her lol

  • @cesarlinares6156
    @cesarlinares6156 Pƙed 2 lety +385

    Bruh poor Johnson 😂I feel so bad for her

    • @jamesjones6546
      @jamesjones6546 Pƙed rokem +15

      When she first said why, why Marine corps?

    • @trev9168
      @trev9168 Pƙed rokem +10

      It’s like they were coming in for interviews

  • @DieselDoktor
    @DieselDoktor Pƙed 2 lety +149

    The icon of Mattis in the office just made me smile. Just one of those nice little details. Rah.

  • @lokiokvltys4667
    @lokiokvltys4667 Pƙed 2 lety +109

    “Actually gunny I’m gay” 😂😂

  • @rab46290
    @rab46290 Pƙed 2 lety +571

    "My mother was a liberian."
    Tell me I'm not the only one who caught that 😆

    • @flex0ffender
      @flex0ffender Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I don’t get it

    • @EtherFox
      @EtherFox Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@flex0ffender Maybe he thinks bring mixed race black means you have to be dark skinned.

    • @rab46290
      @rab46290 Pƙed 2 lety +86

      @@flex0ffender her job is actually pronounced Librarian. For having an intellectual for a parent, he couldn't even pronounce her job correctly.

    • @Tomofdahook17
      @Tomofdahook17 Pƙed 2 lety +54

      @@rab46290 Yea and that’s actually how people
      from Philly and New York pronounce it. Especially Italians.

    • @steringp1434
      @steringp1434 Pƙed 2 lety +21

      @@rab46290 And he said that he was from Queens NY.....soooooo

  • @subbywan1422
    @subbywan1422 Pƙed rokem +46

    Man, her optimism renewal with each new recruit is quite inspiring before she gets shot down *lol*

  • @peted2770
    @peted2770 Pƙed rokem +75

    When I was in Iraq I could hear the wedding rings hitting the floor. On the contractor side, we called it desert fever, and we were actually warned about it before being sent over.

    • @NA-nc5dg
      @NA-nc5dg Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +8

      Yup.
      Did an IRR tour and wedding rings were irrelevant.
      The married dudes were settling in with the privates.
      Didn't have the highest respect for them.

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes Pƙed 2 lety +138

    She's so calm yet predatory, it's so jarring and uncomfortable

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 Pƙed rokem +6

      For real. It's actually kind of hard to watch đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @Tommy92gunner
      @Tommy92gunner Pƙed 20 dny

      @@jaybird0312 Fair but, I got hard watching

  • @xxSgt_Aryes
    @xxSgt_Aryes Pƙed 2 lety +471

    I’m a civilian and if this isn’t good propaganda to join idk what is
.give me 8 years if I can have this gunny

    • @prdgmshft9107
      @prdgmshft9107 Pƙed 2 lety +99

      They should play this instead of Emma and her two moms lmao

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      @@prdgmshft9107 That's literally targeted advertisement for LGTBQ people. There are plenty of "normal" branch advertisements out there.

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      It's a trap

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      @@moore2077 Well not really it actually isnt a target group at all and lowers numbers and slippery slope is real sure theres normal ads for now but eventually they will push the bridge further also you got the acronym wrong

    • @moore2077
      @moore2077 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@issstari954 Yes it is a targeted group. Yes there are "normal" advertisements for the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. You can spell "LGBTQ" in any way, it isn't a name, but a list. It's not a slippery slop for the DoD to push for inclusivity in the branches with various ads for different groups. It makes us stronger as a standing military because there are different and accepted backgrounds, thus differing experiences to bring to the table and so on.
      Edit: here is the US Army's latest "normal" or "general population" commercial: czcams.com/video/4KPBUdRufOE/video.html

  • @Deadpan-pi9hl
    @Deadpan-pi9hl Pƙed rokem +140

    "The word fuck boy should be synonymous with Marine" Lol
    Truer words have never been said

  • @evanluu7545
    @evanluu7545 Pƙed rokem +66

    she's such a great woman. Doesn't want to be a homewrecker

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +3

      Yeah. Character development. She used to be a cheater and a homer wrecked in earlier episodes. But then she lost some friends and really hurt an ex-lover, so she seems to have improved her ways.

  • @justsaiyan8678
    @justsaiyan8678 Pƙed 2 lety +65

    “The cheapest ones end up being the ones you pay for”

  • @citizenpunx
    @citizenpunx Pƙed 2 lety +154

    I had a female DI get in trouble because one of my squad mates was apparently the heir to “HoneyWell” and she couldn’t help herself

    • @loganhuckabey5913
      @loganhuckabey5913 Pƙed rokem +1

      LMAOOO

    • @crose1466
      @crose1466 Pƙed rokem

      What is HoneyWell?

    • @citizenpunx
      @citizenpunx Pƙed rokem +15

      @@crose1466 it’s a massive international tech/defense company

    • @crose1466
      @crose1466 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@citizenpunx huh

    • @codename8418
      @codename8418 Pƙed rokem +6

      Tight! Quarterdeck. Ready? Move!
      Zero! HoneyWell. Ready? Move!

  • @G.O.2020
    @G.O.2020 Pƙed 2 lety +84

    Felt like I was in a SHARP brief. I'm going to go ahead and mark SHARP off on my DTMS.

  • @bentbake6758
    @bentbake6758 Pƙed rokem +31

    I lost it when the lieutenant came in and opened up to johnson

  • @edgardoacosta591
    @edgardoacosta591 Pƙed 2 lety +415

    As soon as she said gunny or gunnery sergeant a red flag was raised. The marines might be the strictest of rank but also in tradition. What puts you above a title (gunny) that the greatest marines in history proudly went by. I think the fact that there are really only two enlisted ranks that rate using a nickname in official settings actually elevates those ranks.

    • @crispybrofu4888
      @crispybrofu4888 Pƙed 2 lety +42

      Master Gunz sounds the coolest

    • @jtbeatty2224
      @jtbeatty2224 Pƙed 2 lety +54

      I never understood why they would insist on being called “Gunnery Sergeant.” GySgt Basilone went by Gunny, and no one gets to take themselves more seriously than John Basilone

    • @TheOpethOfMastodon
      @TheOpethOfMastodon Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Army's equivalent is Sergeant First Class/ "smoke".

    • @TheGominabear
      @TheGominabear Pƙed rokem +12

      You also call a Master Sergeant, “Top”

    • @GoldPicard
      @GoldPicard Pƙed rokem +13

      @@TheGominabear First Sergeants are called "Top" not Master Sergeants even though their both E-8's.

  • @TheSirStrazzen
    @TheSirStrazzen Pƙed rokem +155

    I had something similar in the USAF with a O-3 who was my XO and me being a lowly E-4 SRA. She preyed on Guys who were not the Top Tier Tom Cruise/Brat Pitt look , but more down to earth lads who were more 'Vulnerable' . She knew her targets & landscape very, very well. I was short when she tried to press into me so I just ducked my head , got my Honorable Discharge and never looked back.

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 Pƙed rokem +2

      a predator

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 Pƙed rokem +17

      Damn. That's a tough position to be in. Glad ya made it out ok boss.

    • @coyoteblue9733
      @coyoteblue9733 Pƙed rokem +30

      Had a married First Sergeant with 18 years in who got caught shagging a couple of female E2s who worked in the orderly room.
      Dishonorable Discharge (bye bye retirement) Forfeiture of all pay and allowances, reduction in rank to lowest enlisted rank , Confinement in the Post Stockade.
      His wife dumped him.
      All for a piece of ass

    • @ivans3483
      @ivans3483 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +6

      @@coyoteblue9733idk if this is common or stereotyped often but I swear almost all of the orderly rooms is mostly females.

    • @williamallen7836
      @williamallen7836 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

      ​@@coyoteblue9733 That's thing all these guys saying they would go for it don't understand. That short term satisfaction can leave you with long term regret, even if you use a condom. The consequences of your actions can have long lasting effects. Using your head to think with is important in such situations.

  • @franka6680
    @franka6680 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +17

    One of the training LTs was surprisingly friendly and we kinda vibed. She told me she’d like to see in her office more often and I replied with I’ll make sure to get into trouble to swing by lol I never saw her ever again lol

  • @spasplash156
    @spasplash156 Pƙed 2 lety +84

    This is so realistic

  • @fmpairsoft9039
    @fmpairsoft9039 Pƙed rokem +11

    Swiping on Tinder in between boots is a subtle but hilarious touch

  • @jessedukowitz6267
    @jessedukowitz6267 Pƙed 2 lety +328

    Holy fuck this would be a total mind fuck if anyone had to deal with something like this. I know I would have been in a lot more trouble lol 😂

    • @kenlandon6130
      @kenlandon6130 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +2

      Sadly it is what plenty of servicemembers have to deal with in real life.

  • @selfmadegamer410
    @selfmadegamer410 Pƙed rokem +46

    Vet TV is legendary never felt like it went too far. It goes where it need a to and done with class. Always laughs

  • @paulgreen3030
    @paulgreen3030 Pƙed rokem +14

    When PFC Jobin came in, I kept thinking “He’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay
” And then whenever he said, “Actually Gunny, I’m gay.” I CHEERED. Gotta love being right. She thought things were really gonna be going her way
 and then she just starts crying đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @Rogueplayz-co1zg
    @Rogueplayz-co1zg Pƙed 2 lety +85

    She cute but like, I hope I don't have to deal with someone like her... she scary.

    • @IffyEdem
      @IffyEdem Pƙed 2 lety +13

      I’m fine with any decent looking SNCO. I’m going in as an E2, so I legit will be fresh meat 👁👄👁

    • @Rogueplayz-co1zg
      @Rogueplayz-co1zg Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@IffyEdem Hehe careful brother, I'm actually shipping out to MCBT rn

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 Pƙed 2 lety +24

      Best advice any young man going into the military could receive. Don't mess with military women! Just don't.

    • @worlore1651
      @worlore1651 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@camerongunn7906 i cant resist

    • @maj.romuloortiz7832
      @maj.romuloortiz7832 Pƙed rokem +5

      @@worlore1651 Same here something about a woman who can kick-ass is just attractive to me

  • @A54729
    @A54729 Pƙed 2 lety +27

    I had a Chief like this in the Navy. Mean to everyone except a couple guys who worked under her that she was trying to bang. Retribution was real.

  • @chillios2222
    @chillios2222 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +15

    hillarious she just breaks down and needs a hug

  • @moneybags7064
    @moneybags7064 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    Who remembers the admin female Corporal of SOI west coast in 08-09??

  • @natilyfe
    @natilyfe Pƙed rokem +21

    IRL she would have made his life miserable for saying "good morning ma'am" lol

  • @gatorcroc7212
    @gatorcroc7212 Pƙed 2 lety +170

    Generally it's the male gunnys I've never had a hawt female gunny do this 😆

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      My boot camp company had a female chief drill instructor she was a gunnery sergeant and bomb af

    • @swingnamiss8130
      @swingnamiss8130 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@rusty7984 really? Fun IT I betv

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Pƙed 2 lety +54

      @@swingnamiss8130
      She had it out for one of the guys in my platoon and damn it was hilarious whenever she steeped on deck and looked for him specifically story time
      After our first class of MCMAP this guy ( for story reference just gonna call him Rusty ) called her a sir and she was like "do I look like a sir" and then Rusty said "no lady" and every drill instructor in the company surrounded him like a bunch of savage animals and ever since then everyone had it out for him

    • @swingnamiss8130
      @swingnamiss8130 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@rusty7984 that’s hilarious. I wonder if she had a certain feel for him 😂. That being said, I’m sure he was jacked after all that

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      @@swingnamiss8130
      Well she did mess around with him a lot one time in the chow hall she dead ass said "i know im cute Rusty that doesn't mean you can look at me" sadly this story has a sad ending as he ended up getting dropped up north because he kept giving attitude to the drill instructors and supposedly according to rumor he is now admin stepped after MCT

  • @AcertifiedBAMF
    @AcertifiedBAMF Pƙed rokem +9

    I had this gunny from Louisiana and she had this sweet southern drawl and one time she showed up to the pft in pig tails and man oh man was young impressionable me in love

  • @aprilgeneric8027
    @aprilgeneric8027 Pƙed 2 lety +47

    omfg i am just rolling, so glad to be outside the fire for once.

  • @williammcclanahan1792
    @williammcclanahan1792 Pƙed 2 lety +17

    My 1st sgt wasn’t quite this outgoing but she thought it was cute I called her Ma’am . She liked I was a Kentucky boy, she was from a ranch in Kentucky.

  • @stevenrivas7620
    @stevenrivas7620 Pƙed 2 lety +31

    no step on snake had me dead, some kid has that patch lol

  • @nicholaslamb1262
    @nicholaslamb1262 Pƙed 2 lety +427

    Very accurate on what women do and have power over men and can just pick and chose what they want

    • @Quickness_Fitness
      @Quickness_Fitness Pƙed 2 lety +58

      Yeah but think how creepy and uncomfortable it can be tho

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 Pƙed 2 lety +17

      I like how you're saying this as though this is reality

    • @Xavieus
      @Xavieus Pƙed 2 lety +34

      @@ayron419 it is lmao

    • @ayron419
      @ayron419 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@Xavieus they don't have some wild power. Men choose to be dictated by women in whatever neckbeard incel scenario you're thinking of.

    • @canwetalk-
      @canwetalk- Pƙed 2 lety

      @@ayron419 it is for anybody in power. It's the nature of the beast. Ibe known cheifs and and the like both male and female to do it. Had a female MAC fucking her second class and getting him promoted to first, had a DCC Her a junior sailor pregnant, she got out, then they immediately posted their wedding pics 😂. Yes, it happens FOR SURE

  • @IffyEdem
    @IffyEdem Pƙed 2 lety +108

    I’m trying to get preyed on once I finish Airforce basic training 😂😂

    • @Dandan-vf9kr
      @Dandan-vf9kr Pƙed 2 lety +29

      How tf you got your phone at basic?

    • @josephchavez1489
      @josephchavez1489 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      @@Dandan-vf9kr They let you have it at army basic as well

    • @cptgrape
      @cptgrape Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Smdhmdh

    • @AbsurdJosh
      @AbsurdJosh Pƙed 2 lety

      You dont get it unless you already graduated and they dont got a school spot left and you're in limbo at lackland. Even then its only during the duty day. You get 1 phone call every 2 weeks though usually during.

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@josephchavez1489 That's Weak!

  • @mattpavey3062
    @mattpavey3062 Pƙed 2 lety +35

    They need a mos for this

  • @duquedeniseemille6555
    @duquedeniseemille6555 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +4

    Hey it's amazing to see Kristen here. Glad to see her on Content Machine and it's great to see her here too.

  • @gmadman7
    @gmadman7 Pƙed 2 lety +43

    That’s how you spell down bad đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @quitequiet5281
    @quitequiet5281 Pƙed 2 lety +15

    MEPS in Chicago was such a warm conversation...
    it was December 1988 and I still remember her so clearly...
    She was so awesome and beautiful...
    LOL... did not have that experience again...

  • @desertlizard4723
    @desertlizard4723 Pƙed 2 lety +38

    Hahaha, I have never been in the military, a stroke stopped that dream for me when I was 10, but this was fucking great.

  • @cmorr72
    @cmorr72 Pƙed 2 lety +98

    i love your writers. keep up the good work.

  • @LostPrinceofAll
    @LostPrinceofAll Pƙed 2 lety +32

    If they got female sgt like that I would joined today

  • @walter7199
    @walter7199 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +5

    I just feel sorry for the second girl, she reminds me of all the girls I was friends with in college that followed the straight and narrow.

  • @foxtroteightzero3079
    @foxtroteightzero3079 Pƙed 2 lety +45

    Gold👍👍 I'd love to march into this unit😍

  • @PracticalKen
    @PracticalKen Pƙed 2 lety +39

    Oh my gosh! This is hilarious! Keep up the great work! :)

  • @Chill-mm4pn
    @Chill-mm4pn Pƙed rokem +34

    What I like is how VetTv will start off with something comical but then they throw in real scenarios and issues in between it all (dudes not respecting her rank while being creepy and shit. Lowkey like she was being in the beginning.)

    • @loganhuckabey5913
      @loganhuckabey5913 Pƙed rokem

      Cause that totally doesn't happen in other work places

    • @pepebeezon772
      @pepebeezon772 Pƙed rokem

      ​@@loganhuckabey5913did anyone say that?

    • @loganhuckabey5913
      @loganhuckabey5913 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      @@pepebeezon772 he edited it said something like only in the US or something.

  • @pinchespiderman
    @pinchespiderman Pƙed 2 lety +17

    "You don't have a problem with this do you?"
    "Ahem. It would make it more exciting if I pretended I had a problem, wouldn't it, Hunnery Sergeant?"

  • @jakecarvalho8762
    @jakecarvalho8762 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    When she started crying after the “Im gay” I lost it😂

  • @leoamaya1818
    @leoamaya1818 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    “Get out!!!
. Next!!” đŸ˜©đŸ€Ł ( Thank you for making me laugh. That’s what it’s all about )

  • @kenibnanak5554
    @kenibnanak5554 Pƙed 2 lety +63

    It's pretty similar to a lot of the sexual harassment complaints we used to see in the Pentagon. Only the gender is reversed. Disturbing either way.

  • @oldboyxanliquidrage
    @oldboyxanliquidrage Pƙed rokem +63

    I feel so bad for gunny all she wanted was a hormone sandwich

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 Pƙed rokem +6

    This is awesome! That poor Gunnery Sargent.đŸ€ŁđŸ‘

  • @patton303
    @patton303 Pƙed rokem +2

    I don’t know what I’m watching bc I just stumbled onto it, but Gunny bursting into tears after he said he was gay gave a hearty laugh. Thanks.

  • @Nasty_J
    @Nasty_J Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +4

    Lol the gunny killed me! Is she an actual actress? I mean they all are actors but she killed it!

  • @erics362
    @erics362 Pƙed 2 lety +22

    Preys*

  • @KlintDemetrio
    @KlintDemetrio Pƙed 2 lety +10

  • @DocM.
    @DocM. Pƙed rokem +5

    OMFG Rachel Alig I have never laughed so fucking hard, you are hilarious đŸ˜‚â€ïž
    "Report to your squad leader right God damn now." LOL The ass grab đŸ€Ł

  • @charliehotelromeo284
    @charliehotelromeo284 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    Gunney cougar

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken Pƙed rokem +40

    This skit was freaking outstanding!

  • @danielrobertson2154
    @danielrobertson2154 Pƙed rokem +2

    LOL love the finishing touch of Johnson getting a date with Gunny hahaha

  • @FunyolkOfficial
    @FunyolkOfficial Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +2

    The way she just gives up and starts crying when the last boot says he's gay is just hilarious.

  • @lucion511
    @lucion511 Pƙed 2 lety +22

    God I love these videos. So funny.

  • @patrickw9520
    @patrickw9520 Pƙed 2 lety +209

    As someone who went around a lot of units doing some predeployment training and readiness stuff, i really saw both horror stories regarding females in service. One reason i was glad i was infantry, back when it was men only, none of that barracks drama like that. We just had stupid frat like bullshit sometimes 😆 just more booze and looser women 😆.

  • @sledgeandhishammer253
    @sledgeandhishammer253 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    I think I might join the Marines 😂😂😂

  • @chandler8441
    @chandler8441 Pƙed 2 lety +15

    7th ESB?!? That’s my unit

    • @firebrandgaming9705
      @firebrandgaming9705 Pƙed 2 lety

      @Ryan Michael Just left the unit about a year ago. Had many kick names but the ones that stuck the most were "7th End of Service Battalion" and "7th NJP Battalion".

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 Pƙed 2 lety +51

    1:50 I get it so it's going to be one of those three guys go into Gunny's office office jokes.
    So next she'll be telling me the next one's going to be married because she wasn't specific and then third one's going to be gay because she's only focusing on the immediate versus asking all the right questions from the get-go

  • @Kevin-fj5oe
    @Kevin-fj5oe Pƙed 2 lety +18

    I she's the female version of that protagonist from the movie jarhead?

  • @ReveredDead
    @ReveredDead Pƙed rokem +5

    She has a fucking portrait of General Mattis in her office. Fucking love it.

  • @PresidentElectLeRoy
    @PresidentElectLeRoy Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I love her in, "The Bet"

  • @user-yq3fz9ch5q
    @user-yq3fz9ch5q Pƙed 2 lety +10

    I'd let her harass me any way she wants. đŸ€Ł 18 years of child support đŸ€Ż

  • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
    @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 Pƙed rokem +18

    Lmfao this is too good
    The fact she is this convincing is just hilarious

  • @zachmelissas4842
    @zachmelissas4842 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    You guys deserve an Emmy this is funny as hell

  • @ricomartinez1770
    @ricomartinez1770 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Why can’t I like this more than once !!!

  • @billmontana6958
    @billmontana6958 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Can't believe I watched this whole video

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Ok that plot twist was hilarious

  • @rubenrodriguez3164
    @rubenrodriguez3164 Pƙed rokem

    Her weak "ok" killed me, I'm floored.

  • @STHood
    @STHood Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Saint Mattis on the wall kills me LMAO

  • @Maa_aaV
    @Maa_aaV Pƙed 2 lety +4

    I’m wheezing at this

  • @omni-man9527
    @omni-man9527 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    "Actually Gunny I'm Gay" I pissed myself laughing

  • @jorymills652
    @jorymills652 Pƙed rokem +1

    The greatest video I've ever watched.

  • @stargazerlaurent6780
    @stargazerlaurent6780 Pƙed rokem +2

    I feel confident that I could make this cougar Gunny happy. I would do the thinking for both of us

  • @pedrosaurusmex2586
    @pedrosaurusmex2586 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    Ah Christ, after all the SHARP stuff I learned about, this is making my skin crawl.