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Shlugg never fails dissapoint.
schlapp working with displate?! am i dreaming?
dang just as i was about to dive in n buy some, even better reason to do so
@@themannofsex5558 It's dementia
Thank you for the video jaylor schwift
Timestamps:
Start - 0:00
End - 9:43
Thank you I was too lazy to post them my self
I’ve given you crystals on Snapchat for Jambo and [REDACTED]
thank you i was really wondering when it was going to end🙏🙏
:pray: thank you so much i was wanting for these, didnt want to watch this essay
Pegging - 1:27
So glad the AI could accurately replace Schlatt, miss him every day😔
The real “Schlatt” would’ve gone on r/indonesianhotties
@@Xtrachunky do
for some reason 'it' unironicly sounded like an ai
Ikr, R.I.P
watching this after finishing the newest pod
6:30 literally the first sentence I've ever heard him complete and I was fully motivated by the time it was done. If These were the speeches he was giving every time he stepped up to that podium, I'd be more than happy to have him as a president.
I still think it’s an ai
@@notatallfunctional It's a super old clip, 2016ish iirc
Phonk makes you agree with anything
@@cythrex It wasn't even the music, Joe genuinely just spat some absolute heat.
pre-brainrot Joe was a different guy. He wouldn't have fallen off the bike
5:45
Don't worry shchlatt, just make sure you never give up looking. I'm sure the result won't let you down.
Let’s just hope he doesn’t turn around and hurt someone
its fucking rick roll
Need to make sure not to make him cry or say goodbye
We would never tell a lie and hurt him
it would never say goodbye either.
“Schlatt” definitely knows a thing or two about “vile” things, let us all not forget the things he did back in 1999
he thinks we will forget
We will never forget the things "Shitt" did back in '99.
don't forget about the shitllat incident in '99
Are you the fucker who has the top comment on half of Carson’s videos
wish hed share the Hub history, he seems like a man with good taste
im glad schlagg is supporting smaller creators like jschlatt. this guy is quite funny
what a humble and funny dude, really. deserved my sub.
Shat Is the easiest boy kisser to detect. It’s surprising he hasent gone to the most blatantly obvious in every conversation you know he’s gay stage.
Jschaltt try to be funny
yeah shit is such a small youtuber, he needs more attention
6:43 wait till Shlatt realizes this clip was 7 years ago when Obama was in office
To be fair, he did go hard.
@@gooseneck3067Fr
7:45 it’s like i can still hear him 😢
I can't believe schat spent months pre-recording these videos all before the "accident" happened. It brings tears to my eyes. Rest in peace big guy.
Why is accident in quotes!? That's nothing to joke about and very serious. RIP Schlatt.
@@CaliHimeplease help me im trapped in Jschlatts basement
So fucking happy you wrote schat instead of Schlatt.
wow this ai is getting really good, it’s like he’s still here with us
RIP schlatt 2023 🕊️ fly high
bro
@@schlattcoI HADNT EVEN GOT TO THAT PART OF THE VIDEO YET LMAOOO
@@schlattco the ai can even reproduce his texts... almost as if hes real...
@@schlattcoit’s so nice of shatt to take over after the untimely death of schlatt, it’s almost like hes still here with us after what happened back in ‘99
@@schlattcoso glad someone is handling our dear shluggle’s account almost feels like he is still here and gooning with us 🕊️
It's like i can still hear him, rest in peace schlinky. 🙏🙏
9:06 schlatt PSA, take that to heart. Few days ago my drunk ass mom left the stove on with pasta on it, and the only reason the house didn’t burn down was because I heard the smoke alarm going off and went to see what was going on. I had my bedroom door closed, so I couldnt smell or see the smoke that was floatin around everywhere else. Smoke alarms are no joke, seriously, change that damn battery.
The Shlaggison subreddit is up there with some of the most populated mental asylums, with various different inhabitants of different illnesses and ailments, including but not limited to Sociopathy, Psychopathy, Schizophrenia, Obsession, Autism, and further.
It’ll never beat the Aslume though
as a man with autism, I spent 10 years in a mental asylum and currently in solitary confinement
@thedarkgrows I think meeting god will help with that, they're scheduled me to be up right by a wall to a crowd of jolly men with long sticks, idk if they're called guns
I like how "Shlit" skipped when he found out that person was a girl instead of a woman, I'm so proud of "Schlider".
5:20 people after stuff like that will say "i feel like a new man" its because they died and was reincarnated
I’m so glad that AI has gotten good enough to accurately simulate Schlatt, we miss him so much 😢
Yup, i hope he feels better after the incident.
September 8th, 2022.
1:29 hes just not even hiding it anymore. this mf fruitier than Hawaiian Punch
4:40 I was not fucking ready for THAT.
I almost thought that this clip was part of that crushing video and I was very surprised
6:23 the coffee in my mouth is now on my monitor 😂
8:03 , the reason why some people may like dark chocolate is , when you become diabetic , ur palet changes over time , to less sugar , my mom is diabetic so i've seen this overtime , so for a normal person milk chocolate or white chocolate can be the best chocolate , but for the diabetic person it could be dark chocolate . ( could as in there are obese people that don't care about their weight. )
7:50 thats exactly what an AI would say
He died of unnatural causes so it’s not lying.
5:00 fun fact chiropractors are not medical professionals and in fact do not need any sort of license do possibly give you irreversible joint damage
That's why I'd never go to one
Same thing with anyone who calls themselves a nutritionist. Dietitian is the protected term, anyone can call themselves a nutritionist
Not medical professionals != don't require a license.
While a lot of Chiropractic is based on pseudoscience, and some chiropractors try to act as if they have qualifications beyond their degree, all chiropractors do have to go to college, get a degree, and take a licensing exam.
You do need a chiropractics license, but that doesn't make it any less of a scam
4:40 Love the genuine horror and WTF energy Schlagg gave off in his voice. Genuinely made my day.
It’s a very human reaction
4:55 nah whats crazy is bro almost went in a second time to hit him
6:50 sleepy joe woke up
its time for you to wake up. THIS ISNT REAL. YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU. WAKE UP
Trump presidency? covid? Fall of Kabul? Roe v Wade overturned? War in Europe? Joe what are you talking about? Wake up, the decade is here, hope is calling
@@charactooling6470 🤫🧏🏻♂️
5:35 It’s Rick Astley in the lines. So sad that “Schlatt’s” eyes aren’t as good as the original version.
Thank you I appreciate this clarification on who the fuck was in the lines
It was rick astley? So i was right.
I'm I don't get how he didn't see
7:37
cloudy with a chance of the queen dying
4:41 shlattaliddleungus has truely beflumexed
The AI has gotten very realistic, it’s almost like Schlanal is still here with with us. Fly high big guy 😔🕊️
in... decently loving memory
@@ChillyUltraKillin tolerating memory - Schlanal
"Shart" is really denying that he has been replaced by a synth... so sad..
LMAOOOO SCHLANAL
Schanal
8:27 (context) cocao is from mezoamerica and was used by the natives there (including the aztec) in its raw or close to raw form. roasted cocao beans are actually very good but bitter and chocolotl (the predecessor to the drink coco and the american variant of coffee before it was introduced) is a nice cocao & spice drink id recommend sneaking out at least once.
I read this like it was a different language
interesting :) thank you
chocolotl sounds like a name for a god that demands yearly human sacrifice
@@oiytd5wugho I call that the Quetzalcoatl effect
@oiytd5wugho Dude, that's metal.
I got an ad that was an "Are you a phychopath?" Quiz only on this video lmao
6:01 is this when you got bludgeoned
6:30 Joe Biden is finally coming to his senses
Rip Schlatt we will always remember you, and we will never forget about 1999 and what took place. Let us not forget and continue to support this really well done AI!
Never forget
Please stop. It's annoying.
Rest in peace schlatt. I can still hear him reacting to his subreddit.
Ranking
As someone who bought and used displates for a few years, I like them a lot, but they absolutely do leave damage to the wall and the “protective leaf” doesn’t protect anything. It rips up massive amounts of paint. I would highly recommend attaching the magnets to the wall with heavy duty command strips or something else.
So grateful that “Schlagg” had uploaded this clip of “Schlatt” to us, still incredibly upset that “Schlatt” had died to that horrible incident in 1999. RIP.
"Hmm, I think I should vist a Chiropractor, maybe they can help me with my aches and pains in my spine, back, and neck"
4:57
Can't believe he's gone. I tried to tell him that stuff he go into back in '99 would catch up to him, but he wouldn't listen...
So glad they are still releasing the prerecorded videos, fly high brother 🕊 🪦 you will be missed! 😭
5:40 For anyone wondering, it's Rick Astley
5:48
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
We used to have smoke detectors. They haven't been in use for over 15 years. Most of us here can tell if the house is on fire. A very odd smell and the plume of smoke tends to be a dead give away.
7:07 i just decimated my table from the disappointment
7:38 Its almost perfect
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing
Rest in peace "Jschilly Billy" I miss you every day. Im so happy AI was able to recreate him.
5:30 im pretty sure it's rick astley
Scarlatti never fails to fill us up with content 😊
Scarlatti 😭😭
He filled me up with something else once 😏
Molten brass
@@jgcoverkknot5701 was it in the disaster of 99'
@@Aloviasnah 64
@@Bol_Sadguy. what
nah the grinch was like "ive gyaat to stop Christmas" 🥵🥵
8:04 as someone who’s whole family prefers dark chocolate because it’s “healthier” and tease me for preferring milk chocolate, I felt this.
It’s chocolate. It’s not ever going to be healthy so let me eat my milk chocolate in peace.
4:50 me taking my schizo medication while laughing at the pile of laundry that b lookin mad devilish rn
Schlagg why is that Grinch clip 3hrs long? 8:34
Link? (Asking for a friend)
Link? (Asking for a Friend)
Link? (Asking for a friend)
4:40 This is what Transformers look like to other Transformers
Beluga whales actually need ice to survive, as live fish usually have a lot of water in them, but dead fish don't, so this is the way of giving them water
im glad that the subreddit for schlagophrenia is posting frequently like this, really shows u how much of a good community they are
schlatt is so girlboss, i only wish he didnt have to break into my house and snap off my legs over his knee shouting unintelligible ape-like grunts to show me that
poor schlatt didnt realized he got rick rolled at the "shake your head" post
When that dude cracked his shoulder I audibly yelled well my parents were asleep and woke the up. That shit was vile
I love Schlatt, schlatt is is life, schlatt is humanity.
Destructively Autistic humanity 😊
7:21
ROCK AND STONE!
TO MY BONER
Rock SOLID
STONE AND ROCK! Oh wait…
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE
YEAH YEAH, ROCK AND STONE!
The FDA doesn’t want you to know this, but, the stop signs and traffic comes and other things of the sort are free to take. I personally have an assortment of 32 traffic cones, 5 street signs, 2 yield signs, 7 stop signs, and 1 roundabout sign.
He was saying the baby dog was 300 calories, but considering that a human baby is roughly about 1,200 calories I would be willing to bet that the dog would be about 1000-800 calories instead, but that estimation differs depending on the breed of dogs, considering that different puppies are different sizes dependent from the breed. The one in the video was significantly smaller than an infant, so it would be less than the 1000 cal mark. Thanks for reading
its almost like he's still with us, the video seems so real
fly high jschlut 🕊❤
Schlatt, you were rick rolled 5:36
0:31 so funny he actually got that sponsorship, good for you Schlot
7:58 the ai thinks irmts real
its good that we still have videos like this to remember the big guy by
rest in peace schlingus 🕊
can we apreciatte how schlatt's subreddit never fails to commit a crime
5:05 bro is training to be a hitman 💀
For the beluga whales!
They need the ice bc the temps in the aquariums dont match their natural habitat and they cant regilate their body temp.
They do like it and need it. Like a treat but to survive
Thank you Schmitt for always providing us little boys with premium content
The Ai gets better with each video.. Fly high Big Guy 🕊 You won't be missed...
That guy bending his arm had me like SNIPER GET DOWN
Fun fact that I’m sure at least 50 people have already said: he *does* like that, the whale does indeed like ice. Pretty sure it’s a hydration and enrichment tool.
Rest in peace big guy you will be remembered 😢
when schlatt uploads we get the family together and sit in front of the tv
1:23 1 min in and he is already gay
6:11 why the fuck is there an Ss soldier?😭
Wrong timestamp?
0:05
Shlatt:
"No one looked at it!"
Unboxing video:
Almost 800k views.
Why does the chiro In 5:09 look like fuckin Abe Lincoln
8:33 THE WAY IT GOES FASTER-
6:53 probably from the last president race in 2016
i kinda feel for schlatt rn. imagine looking at your comments after u posted a vid, wanting to see support, or maybe even some good criticism, and having it be full of brain dead useless comments like "almost like hes still here 😢".
It is unbelievable how the majority of the comments are saying Schlagg is Schlatt, when he is obviously a different person. Also these same dead "jokes" over and over, calling Schlagg an AI, calling Schlagg Schlatt, calling Schlagg dead, putting his name in quotation marks for some stupid reason. Why? Its so stupid, the same repeated dead old "jokes" ad nauseam by multiple "fans". This is just pure bullying and harassment to a youtube creator, and it has to stop. Not only because its not funny, but because its boring, tired, and harmful to Schlagg's wellbeing.
I think they may be bots commenting on all his videos those same three "jokes"? That would explain why they cannot seem to think for themselves or come up with anything new.
schlatt please just do more of what you like to do, i loved the P.O box and the nibble n all of that
"please Clash of clans sponsor me" that aged well
Shlart is such a nice guy warning that dude about the smoke detector, crazy how things changed after the incident in 99
4:34 IF YOU ZOOM IN AND CUT OUT THE SATIFYING VIDEO ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
Go to hell
3:55 Drake sounding ass type beat
4:40 bro straight up turned into a convertible
During halloween the only chocolate I give to kids is 90% dark chocolate just so I can assure myself that they are suffering
5:10 On a real note, Chiropractors DO NOT DO THIS.
Chiropractors specialise in non-invasive realignment, not throwing hands. 60% of an appointment will be them looking over the muscles and bones and joints in the area and its surrounding, the last 40, or even less, % of the appointment will be adjustments. Adjustments are hard presses, not meant to be a surprise to you. They WILL NOT PUNCH YOU. If a Chiropractor, at any time, physically strikes you, you have grounds to sue. They are there to slowly push things back into place, not attempt to force them all in one go.
THEY CANNOT FIX YOU IN ONE APPOINTMENT. Chiro takes time and requires lots of icing of adjustments, as well as check-ups and potential constant visits for the rest of your life if the point of interest is bad enough. Chiropracting is an excellent way to have what is effectively non-invasive surgery done to your back or other aching joints, tendons, muscles, bones, or ligaments. Chiropractors are REAL, CERTIFIED DOCTORS, they have to go to MEDICAL SCHOOL. So make sure to check they have an appropriate certificate announcing them as such.
Thanks for the essay
@@Goofyahhguy963 Your family is not safe.
@@justv7536😂😂😂
A quick search tells me that Chiropractic is pseudoscience and they are not medics
I agree but also chiropratics started as semi pseudoscience and spiritually inclined, which still rings throughout modern practices. Basically what im saying: you dont need a chiropractor unless you actually have a health problem related to it. Its not magic, its another form of physical therapy
I'm so grateful the AI can exacly recreate schlatt's looks & personality. I already miss him so much. RIP king, fly high.
7:06 "Schlatt's" disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined, like how he ruined those girls back in '99
so umm, the ice being fed to the ( i forgot the name of the animal) at 3:30 was to hydrate it
Schlatt never fails to tell everyone that he's stopping reaction content then continue it anyway
3:15....... sorry had to leave for a bit.
5:25 who's gonna tell him?
Wow ai is certainly getting better at being like schlatt..
RIP big man, he will be missed 🕊️🙏