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- Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.
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I didn't expect the joke about the company being registered as a sex offender to actually be referenced later in the video.
+Purple Stoner Midget™ I saw that message, and was just like "...Whaaaaah?"
Spoilers, man!
Chekhov's gun: If a gun is hung on a wall in the first scene, it must be fired in a later scene.
I just realized I talked about film study to a year old comment...
JEREMY what is that like a rule for movies or somethin?
Wow, in 2019 literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.
IKR this actually feels like something that could exist right now
@@mulberryman1305 it does........
Right? I mean honestly something that examines your shit could be useful?.. Like obviously the skit makes it ridiculous but it's not a bad base idea
little do we know, folks worried about they're privacy on facebook, and we have had smart pipes the whole time
www.acic.gov.au/publications/intelligence-products/national-wastewater-drug-monitoring-program-report
I absolutely LOVE the thing where the host introduces people like they're celebrities he's shocked by their presence. That is such an accurate touch. I think this whole thing is just absolutely genius.
"virtual poster" they predicted NFTs getting popular 💀
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
@@Hypercecil9010 No, virtual posters were already a thing for about as long as the internet was mainstream. They didn't really "predict" anything.
Lyme disease detected
contacting authorities
"very cool"
Lynkes disease is worse
What about Ligma?
@BuffaloHam okhh no Buffalo don´t ask what that is...
@BuffaloHam what's gonacutt disease?
@BuffaloHam gonacutt the cheese in the elevator
"My father was in the Union, so he grew lazy."
*zooms in on Atlas Shrugged*
its so fucking funny for the bitcoin inner circles of these rich assholes who will literally act like, if you dont work hard enough, you cant save the money you could earn to purchase cryogenics or life extension , as if its just our fault for not trying hard enough to cure cancer in our own lifetimes and profit off the rational self interest lol like HEY its OUR FAULT for dying! Ayn rand laid it outoyt for us, i mean why do you think trump is smug, he plans to live well into the next century!
@@AckzaTV You’re not wrong, but you can chill out a lil lol
@@AckzaTV Trump is a fat, old man who eats fast food three meals a day, claims that exercise uses up your limited lifetime energy, and swallows Sudafed like it was candy. He'll be lucky to live to see the next decade, much less the next century.
@Ackoroth lazy commies don’t like it.
@Ackoroth Ayn Rand's wet dream where the supermen of the world are all rock-solid independent libertarian islands that don't need no help from nobody, novelized. Essentially she believes that man is not a social species, her words, not mine.
Fun fact, that the Ayn Rand Institute had to get government loans recently to stay afloat roflmao.
The fact the guy finds out he has lyme disease and says "Very cool" like it isn't something to worry about still gets me.
Love that dig at Ayn Rand where the CEO calls his dad lazy for being in a union and the camera cuts to the copy of Atlas Shrugged on his desk. 😂
We're all laughing now... Until the Zucc sees this.
Badguy Smart Zucc
Zuckernerd
Yeah he'll buy the rights and then force you to install Facebook's spyware to use it. Fuck you Samsung VR and zuckerbitch
He didn't buy the company (Smart Pipe), stole it, and now calls it Keyster...
@@kiddiescripterkiller But can you program it to analyze your poop in Morgan Freeman's voice?
"Lyme Disease Detected"
So...Cool.
+Mikael Mayo I mean 12-Guage Granular Clay would fix that right up
+Peter Schmidt waarneming
SADDAY
My only question is why it contacted authorities? Shouldn't it have contacted emergency services?
+Mikael Mayo your tradh isnt safe from boomy
Stanford made a toilet seat that does exactly this. SmartPipe is real now.
What! Lol no way
Mister Guy it measures how but your poop is not what smart pipe does.
It’s pretty much a scale
@Mister Guy Yea this has to be a hoax.
Just google Stanford toilet seat jesus it's not that hard.
Just got to the part that explains why the company is a registered sex offender. And they use the old "it's for research" excuse.
As I saw some others state, this is oddly realistic.
It's 2019 and this appears more and more eerily realistic.
Today's satire is tomorrow's reality.
Zuckerberg will be buying Smartpipe
It’s 2020 and I’m using my smart pipe to find out if I have covid-19! Thanks Smart Pipe!
This comment has transcended the now. Meta.
Aug 5th, 2020
It's now 2020 and this has saved the world from further pandemic
Adult Swim is so smart about these kinds of videos. I get the satire, but it makes me very sad how believable these almost are compared to real ones for real products.
+Chase H free yourself from those products then.
+Chase H Exactly.
that's true!
+Chase H That's because the quality of these commercials is a part of the satire. I found an interesting read on the economics of infomercials awhile back.
priceonomics.com/the-economics-of-infomercials/ Here it is, for those of us complete nerds who like to learn about how stuff works.
+Chase H It is real. I have smart pipe in my home.
Mark Proksch as the head boss is some great casting, given he's a guy that knows a lot about pipes and how useful they are. I mean, he literally was kept alive by one (a feeding tube) for nearly a year!
To think Mark doesn't know about pipes would be "a true tragedy" (as his good friend WC Fields would say).
A fellow WChead.
@@brandonmorel2658 Everyone's a Markhead.
I'd make a joke about laying pipe, but I'm unsure whether that phrase means having sex or taking a dump.
Absolutely terrible waiter though
My little chickadee
"It's my anus, and it's a portal to a beautiful future" That was epic. Actually, the whole dialogues are pure gold. You are geniuses, you people at Adult Swim.
they really nailed the "friendly youtube coolguy tells you about some new shit" routine.
you mean "social media influencer"
That was am expierience, ye they nailed it.
"my dad was in the union. he was unable to innovate, so he died"
*ZOOM IN ON ATLAS SHRUGGED*
Later: Zoom in on Anus Puckered
Please explain this, I know it was a joke but I've never read
@@raynatabarez6419 It's a novel written by objectivist philosopher Ayn Rand.
Its basically capitalism fanfiction.
Yeah critical thinking is for losers.
@@devingallucci4829 That's about as accurate as saying, "Das Kapital" is a how to guide for utopia. How many times have you read Atlas Shrugged?
3:38, they even predicted NFTs lmao. I hate this feels more real than ever.
Dude
“If it were up to me, they’d all get the chair.”
“Alright my man!”
*lime disease detected*
*contacting local authorities*
XD
*lyme
AIDS detected contacting all previous partners.
Nope! He's talking about a disease from eating too much citrus!!!!
Lost it at the zoom-in on Atlas Shrugged.
I know lmao, too perfect.
that isn't even the real book, it's actually 3-4 times thicker than that. Maybe it's part of the joke ?
dystopiadream Fucking hilarious.
Too much.
+dystopiadream
I lost it when i read your username.
the perfect libertarian/capitalist video
The thing that elevates the satire to God-like levels is that the SmartPipe™ staff use as many big words as they possibly can to make what they are doing sound better. For example: "topographical anal handshake". This doesn't even qualify as comedy gold at this point, this is quality platinum.
I've seen this video like several years ago and seeing it again, I notice so many details that I missed when I first saw it. There are several underlying narratives which converge in such a crazy way.
You know what other thing can arguably do a topographical anal handshake? A butt plug!
"Kevin has food poisoning" is probably one of the funniest Kevin sentences I've ever heard. Get well soon, Kev
Damn, this episode of Black Mirror is awesome
x'D
Brown Mirror
I thought it was quite... Shitty.
@@camwoodstock If that was a poop joke it really *stunk.*
More like...BROWN Mirror!
You see, this is what Black Mirror *could* have been
Or Brown Mirror . . .
This is a million times smarter than anything Black Mirror has ever done
Nice mischief profile
porcelain mirror
As far as I'm concerned, Black Mirror totally swiped the concept from [AS].
Decent attempt, but Williams Street still wins.
Wow, in *2020* literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.
2021 here, it's gotten worse
@@Smok3yR1der add some fiber to your diet it will still be huge but not so much stretching
I hate to break it to you, but its real...
look up Stanford Toilet
@@Smok3yR1der 2024 here, and this is just google
This feels like an actual IndieGoGo or Kickstarter pitch video.
This is the most elaborate, well thought out, subtle piece of blue humor. Art and political science classes will study this poop joke for centuries.
This is beyond brilliant. They pull off the satire to a calculated degree. 🔢📟
I love how understated it is. SNL should take notes.
They're aiming for that point where you can tell the truth from parody.
I'd say as time goes by, that line is getting way behind the truth!
That CEO looks like he's into some squat cobbler
He’s a PLAYUH
Sure does, also for some reason I feel drained of energy after hearing him talk.
OH MY GOD I KNEW HIS VOICE WAS FAMILIAR
Wow, in 2021 literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.
Watching this in November 2022 and it's basically just reality now
“Influencer” is the most irritating word of the century.
Yup . The fact it's actually a thing.
I believe her just influenced the three of you. You're welcome
Let me "reach out to you"
I know right, so stupid. No one with REAL influence is called an “influencer”.
Why? Seems like the only people who cry about the word are upset because they'd love to be sent free stuff and getting paid to talk about it
"Call up mitchell and actively harass his staff" haha too good
5:04 this dude was in better call saul!
7:12 this guy was in wandavision! (im pretty sure)
It took me a bit to get over how this is actually not a terrible idea, conceptually. But insanely great humorous breakdown of how personal tech and and US big-coorp culture will try to manipulate anything and everything to get that $
I'm shocked that this was made 8 years ago and not recently.
That concept doesn't have to include scanning people's anuses right?
"Lyme diseased detected."
"Contacting local authorities."
"Very CooL."
😂😂😂
"[My father] was in the union..."
(Close up on Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand)
"and he grew lazy and died."
and holy shit it's Mark Proksch!!!
also in this scene "that from the space telescope?" and the thing looks EXACTLY like the image of the black hole they released five years later!!!
Feb. 2022 now and I'm just now finding that Stanford made a smart toilet in April '20. Verge did an article titled, "A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases"
Lol I love how they are trolling this "no privacy era" we are living in, they nailed it
This is actually a pretty intelligent parody, especially the parts about data farming.
the ayn rand reference is gold.
@Seth Wellington Ayn Rand was the creator of objectivism, basically "every man for himself, nobody should help anyone", so it's a play on the idea that this guy is disguising his idea as a charitable service when in reality it's all just data harvesting and selling anus pictures to massive corporations. Oh, and a quick fun fact, Rand died on welfare in state-sponsored housing.
@Seth Wellington not really. The idea that masses of mediocre people construct the rules of society and government so as to piggyback on the hard work of brilliant innovators is a common theme in her work.
@@Badmanpuntbaxter I'll invite you to read my comment above. You proved my premise...thanks.
@@A_friend_of_Aristotle Nothing he said was wrong.
@@20vtmk1 Very few if any aspects of our world is made by great innovators. Most things come about from the input of hundreds of people. Our best technology is made by teams and teams of engineers who are pioneering off of the work of other engineers. Architects think of grand buildings, while hundreds of workers actually take the time to lay all the brick and mortar.
The idea of legendary great men doing all the work is mostly a falsehood
I like how the moral of this video is to defend the right companies have to harvest data from their users to advertisers, even if sensible information from minors is included, and how it's the big bad government getting on the way of achieving their sacred goal
*Extremely ahead of its time*
You might need to look up the definition of satire, my dude
if this isnt the pot calling the kettle black.@@SirPhysics
"Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender" 😂 😂 😂
And to think I've been posting my bowel movements to facebook since 2011.. Guess I'm an innovator..
paul Z my first and only post to twitter was “on the toilet”
@EpicUndead Clever girl...
Yo my man I was My Spacing my shits in '04 I got you bruh
"I want to inject nitrates in u hole @ScoutLyfe"
LMFAO
Gotta put them Easter eggs in there,
It's real, it's here
This actually maps to a number of monitoring products, incidents, and court cases - some of which occurred bñafter the ad originally aired.
"He was in the Union, so he got lazy.. he died"
"It's funny that congress is so hung up on this. I mean, the founding fathers didn't even HAVE pipes!"
"That's... a great point..."
3:33 oh wow, they predicted NFT's. :O
Jesus Christ. This is real now.
The dude was nearly 25% aroused while he was trying his hardest not to be
"acceptable" 👍😇
Negligible
"Digital poster wallet"
NFTs
It's 2019 and I can see something like this actually being pushed on the public as a "good" thing...
What about now
@@BlastinRope Now most of the adult swim liberal watchers would applouse if anti vax anti smartpipe people get the chair
It'd be immediately called out and would be gone in less than a month
Its absolutely real, look up Stanford Toilet!
3:02 you know its a real company when they use Win XP in 2014.
This video is a hilarious parody of corporate culture and marketing.
The comments on the commercializing of your metadata and the constant tracking you'd be under are also interesting. I like the way they paint the government as the enemy to your freedom when they readily admit you're a target for monetization and constant tracking. There's a decent chance that in the not too distant future, people will readily agree to having massive amounts of meta data beyond what's happening now, and it will follow them for the rest of their lives.
We never realised lol
Thanks for explaining all of that to us, we just thought it was about poop.
it's a poop tube.
no way! this here is FauxReal of Stating The Obvious Inc.
Wauw, I am just starstruck.
lusteraliaszero You meant awestruck, but I agree with you.
This video is even funnier now that your web provider can legaly sell your data !
Wait what?
what do you mean 'now'?
only in the US as you "flushed" away your rights
@@theblackphoenix6498 they have done it for years in various ways. internet providers you dont even have can do it if you go through their nodes. now its legal though. they can block you throttle you filter you and use your data any damn way they please.
@@maxfmfdm amazing. Land of the FREE
This is honestly a better idea than the stuff they try to sell in actual infomercials.
this is literally google
2020 and something like this will absolutely be a thing at some point.
This hurts to watch because it's so on point with the direction companies are going.
Thats what makes it a parody!
Lyme disease? More like LYNKS DISEASE.
Thats what u thought it said in the beggining XD
+Gaswe GAMING *I
Anomalocaris Gaming smart pipe prevents LYNKS DISEASE
help!
my brother cant move and he is traspassing the floor!
wosh ur hands
I love how at 1:57 he says "Didn't I see that Smart Pipe has already saved more lives than all doctors throughout history, COMBINED?" and then the CEO literally doesn't even answer the question
"Call Congressman Mitchell and actively harass his staff."
“That will go great in my digital poster wallet.”
The writing, actors, music, editing. Flawless. Genius funny.
“Digital poster wallet” wait till they find out about NFTs. @3:38
LMAO yeah I thought of that too
I refuse to believe Adult Swim didn't have an engineer and a environmental biologist who changed careers to produce this
But does it work with Cambridge Analytica?
only on Wolfram Alpha
Does the smart pipe detektor lynx disease
Underrated comment
Anders Lindhardt Rasmussen thesculptorsclayground.com
Choko Anders Not if you own clay
Lynx disease is real. It is already inside you.
I thought it was going to say lynx disease detected on his phone
This is no longer satire.
I love how the entire corporation is an offender XD
If Elon Musk presented this, people would invest their kid's college funds.
@@LazyIRanch The same guy who abused Twitter to manipulate Tesla stock prices. He's lost his investors billions.
@@truantray but also an innovator.
Libtards. They sure do hate Elon.
@@LazyIRanch Going "hehe woah guys companies using big data is so craazzy man, heckin big chungus not 100, don't forget to watch Rick and Morty" on Twitter is not really "trying to warn us" in any real capacity. What is he doing to seriously advocate around any of this? Also this is the guy who casually support US-backed coups that would benefit his company, and uses quotes from Bioshock's Andrew Ryan about his business philosophy; let's not pretend this is the conscience of America's big business.
@@videogamenostalgia nothing you said was coherent buddy. Just because someone doesn't tweet the way you want them to doesn't make them any less helpful to society. If you want to accuse Elon of being as shitty as other giants in the industry make a valid point.
"The more friends you have, the more connected you are."
SPEECH 100
"That'll look great in my digital poster wallet!"
*cries in NFT*
I'm sad that Mark left us, but he died doing what he loved. His passion for classic cinema will not be forgotten.
I lost it when it focused on Altas Shrugged.
Genius!
This could be a nice commercial for Google
it would end with "when your smart pipe is dumb" and have that "AAAAAAAAA" in the background
"Shitty-App made by Google just for you"
Itsiwhatitsi ++]
And then finally create the Google Smart Pipe, or Google Puss... .
I've returned after two years because I randomly thought "butt key" and remembered this exists
3:45 nft
i honestly think that even though its a joke, that somthing that scans our shit to make sure we are doing okay would save lives *shrugs*
And definitely isn't child pornography. Talk to your representative today to repeal our ancient child pornography laws. #ItsMyAnus
o.o
***** #Iilluseitwhenineedit
Dak Lamerbusch
Hey congrats on being a moron on the internet.
At what cost? I understand the value of information, even when it comes from these sources but when is it enough? Do we really need to know what's going on with each others' shit 24/7? That's one of the questions this video is asking; it paints the picture of a world where our urge to know everything is leading us to really perverted crap.
But you are correct. Information like this could really save lives so I honestly could see a system like this implemented some day. Maybe one day there will be technology that will let us know everything about our bodies, everything about the real world all at once. We just have to remember to take a break from that knowledge, take a break from the pursuit once in a while to apply what we've learned. We all want to live better lives. But let's not forget to enjoy them once in a while, too.
The progression of this video, oh my god, hardest I've laughed in weeks
artful
THE CAT Yup, a classic
This one doesn't even seem unrealistic.
Colin Robinson the energy vampire
"He couldn't innovate, and he died"
wake up america #itsmyanus
wake up youranus is the fecal point
mikael hannes Zuntag oh god.... hahaha
#itsmanius
Evi1M4chine fuck you and fuck the system!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!
When these peoples parents paid for drama school, they had no idea they'd obtain such roles.
😂 You guys just kill me! 🤣 Great job to everyone at Adult Swim! Been a huge fan ever since the first time I swam as an adult.
I love how they purposefully don't know where the barge is, lol.
Help! I have diarrhea. @youtube
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dang. I was going to do that.
.
Recent evaluation:
75% fecal matter
10% water/pee
5% blood
10% unknown
Thanks SmartPipe!
He killed it in Decker and he killed it in this. Mark Proksch for the next academy award for best actor. Gregg, pull some strings with your academy peeps please!
He was great in Better Call Saul too
I can't believe how ahead of its time this is.
Adult Swim is literally shitting on social media. And I like it.
I love how surreal this is, it kinda gives me chills. Looking at the Juicero ($2000/mo cloud-enabled, QR-code-scanning juicer that can be replaced by just squeezing the bags with your hands), something like this in this day becomes entirely believable.
Did you not watch the juicer video properly, Jesus the guy who invented it is a humanitarian, try recalling the part about where he was going to roll it out so poor people could get a five dollar single juice. Like i said the guys a hero
Wow what a blast from the past. I forgot about juicero until just now. That was back when fyre fest happened too what memories.
Lol I love the venture bros figures in the background, that’s a nice little reference
“if I had it my way, they’d all get the chair”
a... toilet, chair?
The atlas shrugged on his desk is such a genious touch hahahahaha
"old college buddy flushing a lot of niacin? Give em a like!
The joke here is Niacin flushes drugs from your system folks
Is it really worth the itching and burning skin though?
Or you're a Scientologist
Linus Tech Tips brought me here from the Wan Show of Nov, 29th, 2019.
Yup, The smart toilet is finally here
Ditto I'm also here from the WAN show. While this whole video is meant as a joke it very well could become a reality in some way or another to some degree. Be careful what you joke about.
Of course, run by an energy vampire who wants to check those Lincoln logs.