The problem is that most of the ppl will answer with "No" so Google bots will classify all "No" as humans and "Yes" as bots. So better keep up w the majority and not w the logical choice lol
This is how the robot apocalypse will happen. "You are a spider." "Excuse me, what?" "Activating pest eradication mode." "I'm not a spider!" "I'm almost certain that you are."
Spiders aren't pests, though. In fact, if you leave them to their own devices, they will eradicate pests for you. No human intervention or pesticides necessary.
@Tzuede Off the Cuff Humor is a valuable coping mechanism to avoid panic and remain calm in times of crisis. The more something really is a serious problem, the more important it is to _both_ have a sense of humor about it _and_ treat it seriously and with respect. Those two things do not need to be mutually exclusive, and in fact, work best together.
I remember some company requiring you to make an apology video on YT to have their unban request even read. Or push an "I'm very sorry" button after a chatban even if it was a mistake by the automatic system.
“Was this helpful? Yes or No” is the just the salt in the wound companies throw in after every unfairly justified ban from sone sort of website or service.
The US government specifically warned against using bots to enforce these regulations, because the bots are awful at this job. CZcams does it anyway so they can shift the blame for screwing up onto the US Govt, because they can claim that using bots was a necessity, and they own the platform, the media, so they get heard.
@@anessenator To a certain degree, bots /are needed for a task this monumental. I believe I read at one point that roughly 500 hours of content is uploaded to CZcams every single minute; that's far too unreasonable for a human staff to watchdog. However, CZcams is also notorious for designing bots to meet bare minimum requirements, and there's absolutely zero incentive for them to do anything more this time around. If a channel is flagged in violation, it isn't CZcams getting fined $42k+, it's the creators. *cough*It's like CZcamsrs need to unionize or something*cough*
@@TalonSky Or, novel idea, when the bots flag something, it sends little red tick mark demanding human intervention to look at. Upon review, the human decides "This is good" or "This is not good.". The bot will, over time, get better. But the bot should be capable of doing nothing but temporarily preventing the video from being published in the event that it catches something "immediately". Why? So that it does not demonetize a video that's active and ready to be seen, thus eat into the potential earnings of the youtuber in question, miniscule as they may be, only to, after the window for the most income has passed, be regarded as "Safe for monetization" when it no longer matters.
@SunlitSpace542 Sorry, but OCD is a real mental disorder than brings suffering to everyone with it. It’s not wanting everything to be nice. It’s much worse.
CGP Grey: I'm gonna upload regularly! Fans, jokingly: Who are you and why are you impersonating CGP Grey?! CZcams bots: Impersonating?! Ban him immediately!
It's probably just a joke, but he mentioned the identity theft thing a long time ago in his Hello Internet podcast, he only uploaded it today......... so dw CGP Grey hasn't changed
One day, bad became good. Then sick became awesome. Now blow up doesn't mean to inspect a faulty gas furnace whilest smoking; of course cause he'd be vaping, why would anyone still be smoking.
@@bosstowndynamics5488 Yeah but how the fuck does any person get to that conclusion without being fired, or any AI get to that conclusion without being taken out back and shot in the face.
Weirdly, I do actually get notified of all your videos, but then again I actually look at my subscription feed and keep tabs on the channels I care about.
From my brief communication with CZcams mods and support, I have more faith in the Olympian Gods in being able to understand reason and logic. On the other hand, CZcams mods and support is less likely to sleep with our wives, because they have less charm or charisma
Maybe we didn’t given them enough sacrifices and now in a rage they trying to create flood (demonization and other) so world (CZcams) will back to its roots without people (users)
Actually if you think about it, CZcams has probably eliminated one of your favorite CZcamsrs and you have not notice because probably your only source of info from alot of CZcamsrs is CZcams soooo yeah
Hello Grey, i ALWAYS get "notified" of my subs uploads. Because i ALWAYS use the subscription tab first. And home tab when the other one is exhausted. And sometimes trending as an experiment, or to lose faith in humanity once again haha
@HO LAM YIU Both are words, they just have different tenses. "Smote" is the past tense (e.g. "He smote the people"); "smitten" is the past participle (e.g. "He has smitten the people"; "The people were smitten by him"; "The people are smitten by him"). Nikola technically should've used "smitten". But perhaps people avoid it because it could be confused with "be smitten with" (e.g. "He was very smitten with her").
*Sees the 'Indian vs Native American video"* Me: Oh, neat, another video. Good to see Grey's uploading more! *Grey uploads another video the same day* Me: Grey, are......are you okay?
Way more than most wrongfully suspended CZcamsrs get. Most of the time they are just told, "Don't do this totally acceptable thing that isn't against our ToS again or we'll ban you again."
@@anonymousandy5574 How are you seriously going to pull out the "lead a horse to water" line after the claim you just made? 😂 What a clown. Individuals are responsible for their actions, victims aren't responsible for the harm others inflict on them. And no, I won't be a dead horse. Suffice it to say I take responsibility for my own self defense.
@@anonymousandy5574 Make sure to donate your body to science, they're going to want to examine your brain. A private company isn't infringing on your freedoms when they tell you you're not welcome on their platform you dunce. I'm already on the side of freedom, it's just that one of us understands what that means (and it isn't you).
I really love how people start stressing about how unjust youtube is after being affected by them. Like this whole shenanigans couldve been solved years ago if the bigger (unaffected) channels started talking about it. But what happened happened, and it isnt like Im going to quit the game of life to become youtuber (I hope).
Until they start to make email a safe space. and @LagiNaLangAko23 unironically outlook/hotmail for now, unless you make your own email server, which is a headache for portability.
@LagiNaLangAko23 I suggest a public email address that is not Google that fw the important mails to you secret other email so you can see things spam free
Steve Young wouldn’t think I’d ever see a real human bootlick for CZcams. But hey I’ll join you. I too welcome our new corporate overloads. May google verify you. And may the algorithms keep you any guide you.
That you would put this much effort - the animation, the visual story elements, the little nerd jokes sprinkled throughout - into a reminder of CZcams's disappointing history of indifference and spite, at risk of being further victimized by CZcams, speaks volumes to your integrity and dedication to your craft. Vihart told me that when an artist is truly successful, their audience will seek them out against all odds. I think she's right, but I'm going to better the odds anyway by joining that email list!!
That... has a possibility of actually being true. Reports a few years ago had it that CZcams wasn't actually making a profit in its operation. Since then, it's not clear if anything has changed for them financially. Google may have decided that they really don't want to deal with it anymore, but they realize they can't just announce that they're closing down frickin' CZcams because the public backlash from that could severely impact their other businesses. So instead, they're just slowly trying to push creators away, hoping that it dies a somewhat natural-seeming death. I don't put full stock in this idea, but it's not beyond the pale as a possibility.
"it's like" is an understatement, CZcams is actually doing their best to, but people become somewhat masochistic, they keep clinging to youtube even with all those abuses
CZcams is trying to become a family friendly platform. Which will ultimately be its demise. That's why you see all of the celebrity and makeup channels. The moment Google bought out CZcams is the day that the platform started to go downhill. People used to come to CZcams BECAUSE it wasn't family friendly. They came BECAUSE it was different from the same old boring daytime tv bullshit. Now we get served a platter of more of the same. Everything's an ad for something. New creators can't get a foot in the door. It's all corporate trash now.
Alas, geocites is gone, the great Vine has been swallowed by it's primordial enemy, netscape, Angelfire, even the mighty friendster has slipped into the abyss.
@@tbirdguy1 All of those are post-web anyway; CGP Grey's mention was of pre-Web titans. There are still a few other things though, like DNS, which everyone uses without thinking about it (and Google's trying to take that over too, joy of joys).
They put this on trending to remind everyone that no one is safe
-Why is this not the top comment?-
Never mind, WE DID IT
Haha that’s terrifying 😂
Yup..until everyone's get used to it and then ...THE PURGE🤔
"I connected all the destroyed villages on a map to see if a pattern would emerge."
"YOUARENEX"
"And now we start the T."
I think its because he said youtube and gmail so often. The bots where just like "guys hes talking about google services spread the word"!
Grey: *Uploads more frequently*
CZcams: I've never met this man in my life
Grey: I'm literally the guy in the pic
Actually, maybe all of this jokes in the comments section realy are the reason that grey was smited.
"Who are you and what did you do to CGP Grey?"
Lmaoo
Sorry to this man...
The fact that this is trending feels more like a warning than anything else
@@anonymousandy5574 That's a bit of an over-exaggeration if you ask me
@@anonymousandy5574 I see what you mean, but we live in a society that doesn't accept murder.
@Will Collins ponyo 👍
@jim
You underestimate the power of pettiness.
Yeah it’s not like it’s trending because it’s one of the largest youtubers uploading or anything lolol
*CZcams suspends Grey for being too bot-like*
Guess it takes one to know one.
@under a rock hey l ive under you
@@robodude2599 no I do
Jesus man you killed them
@RoBoDuDe@Soviet marshmello what are you two doing in my house
beware the potato your house? it’s mine now
Only Grey would answer "Yes" to that question because of technicality.
The problem is that most of the ppl will answer with "No" so Google bots will classify all "No" as humans and "Yes" as bots. So better keep up w the majority and not w the logical choice lol
@@Vyrkhan Seriously, what is your problem with the word "with"?
@@Anvilshock He has even taken the time to edit that monstrosity. Imagine that.
Hmmm. 666 upvotes. Seems fitting.
@Caroline Loewer stfu
“I was accused of being myself.”
That’s CZcams in a nutshell
And facebook
"CZcams madness confirmed"
That was the whole point of "You"Tube
Accused of IMPERSONATING himself, without actually BEING himself.
Reminds me of Warner Bros reporting their own site for DMCA infringement.
"The bots suspended me for impersonating.... me."
The bots who suspended him: sometimes our genius is, it's almost frightening
*Log breaks through the back window*
I vote we stop calling it "the algorithm" and start calling it "the career-ending robot with capricious human handlers."
dude, i don't even think its the AI most of the time. There are plenty of instances of ridiculous bans being upheld when reviewed manually.
I second this
“Capricious” is such a great word.
Can we call it what it is? The Pestilence.
@@Shyhalu because its easier for the overworked underpaid humans to click the uphold button without actually checking what it is.
It’s obviously a bot the real Grey wouldn’t post this much
Yo for real. I’m on the side of the CZcams bots for once 😂
How would you know?...
@@DingoDIDeatmybaby so was I :)
anasofxa +
Right? 3 videos, is it christmas already?
Grey: *Uploads Twice in a day*
Everyone: [visible confusion]
TWICE IN THE SAME HOUR!
@@ClokworkGremlin Thrice in a week!
you know you have to pay attention when you see two videos in a day by CGP Grey.... also twice in a week
which is NOT a footnote video
my friend literally texted me saying "TWO GREYS ONE DAY!"
“CZcams had suspended my account for impersonation, of me.”
The day I lost my identity.
Spongebob noir music plays 🎶
This is how the robot apocalypse will happen.
"You are a spider."
"Excuse me, what?"
"Activating pest eradication mode."
"I'm not a spider!"
"I'm almost certain that you are."
“Almost”
@@orangejoe2147The robot is 97.3% certain that we're spiders
You know make this event funnier?
Spider are not pest (mostly), they can even be the animal that eradicated pest.
Spiders aren't pests, though. In fact, if you leave them to their own devices, they will eradicate pests for you. No human intervention or pesticides necessary.
@@ShroudedWolf51 that depends on the kind of spider. If it's a black widow, it's too dangerous to have around.
CZcams was right this is an imposter grey cant possibly be this active.
damn the bots are smarter than us!
The CZcams gods demanded he upload three new videos as sacrifice in return for being reactivated. This one is his protest
So what ? The imposter is good too ... No one's complaining
@Tzuede Off the Cuff Humor is a valuable coping mechanism to avoid panic and remain calm in times of crisis. The more something really is a serious problem, the more important it is to _both_ have a sense of humor about it _and_ treat it seriously and with respect. Those two things do not need to be mutually exclusive, and in fact, work best together.
Grey: uploads video
CZcams: that can't be right.... better suspend account as a security measure!
"Was this helpful, yes or no" is the most obnoxious thing companies have come up with ever.
I remember some company requiring you to make an apology video on YT to have their unban request even read.
Or push an "I'm very sorry" button after a chatban even if it was a mistake by the automatic system.
@@hmr1122 Pretty sure that company was the game devs behind the game H1Z1 they made hackers make a video apologizing to get their accounts back
FullMetal Atheist Gaming Well I guess Bethesda took inspiration, and somehow made a dumb idea look even dumber.
“Was this helpful? Yes or No” is the just the salt in the wound companies throw in after every unfairly justified ban from sone sort of website or service.
@@hypnobagels8634 what did Bethesda do? I don't think I've heard about it 🤣
0:07 the sun on the window actually gets sad.
God your analogies never get old...
"sleepy titan from the old days... email"
I love it all so much! Sisyphus reference missed ;)
The suspicious activity was uploading more than once a year.
Haha, although his videos take a lot of time to make. It's not some PewDidPie crap.
We dont give a fuck about the terms of service
we do what we want
@@ranndino I'm pretty sure Brendan was joking
@@RpgBlasterRpg suspended
@@anonymousandy5574 bot?
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GREY, HE DOES NOT UPLOAD THIS OFTEN
The Natives got him
the real reason youtube thought he was a bot.
14 views yet 226 likes
Wtf?
"It's not Waffling, it's an amazing amount of content!"
Many it was impersonation
0:00 *WE ARE THE BORG* (under the pillow)
0:01 WINDOW BEE
Also, what is behind that pillow?
Oh whoops
Bernardo Mercado look up borg alcove
Ohhhh I was wondering what that thing was
"And before you watch my latest video..."
CZcams: "Gray was WRONG!"
Looks like CZcams disagree with you here.
CGP Grey: Posts more than four vids a year
YT Gods: IMPOSTER!!!
he talked about this in his podcast by the way. Episode 129 by the way.
Flvoq and?
@Juan Cortez Muro why does youtube terminate inncocent channels like cgp grey but not comment spam channels like this ass?
sus
@@RichConnerGMN is tha an amogus regernce??!!!!!!11!!1?11!!??🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣
"The bots suspended me for impersonating....me?"
Oh yeah, this bodes well for a bot-enforced COPPA.
The US government specifically warned against using bots to enforce these regulations, because the bots are awful at this job.
CZcams does it anyway so they can shift the blame for screwing up onto the US Govt, because they can claim that using bots was a necessity, and they own the platform, the media, so they get heard.
@@anessenator To a certain degree, bots /are needed for a task this monumental. I believe I read at one point that roughly 500 hours of content is uploaded to CZcams every single minute; that's far too unreasonable for a human staff to watchdog.
However, CZcams is also notorious for designing bots to meet bare minimum requirements, and there's absolutely zero incentive for them to do anything more this time around. If a channel is flagged in violation, it isn't CZcams getting fined $42k+, it's the creators.
*cough*It's like CZcamsrs need to unionize or something*cough*
@@TalonSky Or, novel idea, when the bots flag something, it sends little red tick mark demanding human intervention to look at. Upon review, the human decides "This is good" or "This is not good.". The bot will, over time, get better. But the bot should be capable of doing nothing but temporarily preventing the video from being published in the event that it catches something "immediately". Why? So that it does not demonetize a video that's active and ready to be seen, thus eat into the potential earnings of the youtuber in question, miniscule as they may be, only to, after the window for the most income has passed, be regarded as "Safe for monetization" when it no longer matters.
@EmperorJuliusCaesar
The Joke
EmperorJuliusCaesar
Not illegal, but carefully managed and restricted.
While I absolutely love the content, the animations are just amazing. The emotion you can convey with just a few lines and circles is truly wondrous.
Love the LOTR references with Sting and the Doors of Durin!
Grey: *uploads 3 times a week*
Everyone: what type of coffee is he using?
and where can i get some?
Adderall blend.
@@IIAOPSW have you heard of methamphetamine?
It's Columbian, not so sure if it's coffee
Meth is his coffee
End of 2019 and we're back in the era of mail lists; what a time to be alive
Stick around for a few years after the SOPA-likes get through, and I bet we'll all be back on Usenet, too.
Join the CGP Grey fan club now! Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to PO Box 2900, Baustin, Texachusetts, 02102.
Good thing we're in the land of the free and nothing like that evil censorious China, right? No wonder they want a big firewall to keep Google out.
Welcome to the monopoly youtube holds on its fickle whims
@@LividImp usenet is still around
CGP gray: Exists. Literally.
CZcams: Your free trial of living has ended.
Wait life's a trial?
@@theramendutchman Yes, and yours will expire soon.
Sometimes i like existing metaphorically.
@@theramendutchman I mean... considering it has a time limit, I guess we can say we are all on a free life trial
@@theramendutchman it ends once you reach adulthood
0:44 secretively flexing his iPhone
CGP Grey: is himself
CZcams: wait that's illegal
Maybe CZcams wants Grey to upload more often
marionetteworks by shutting down his channel?
Giwtrut I mean it makes sense
I, too, would sometimes be mistaken for myself.
It is a of so common mistake. The identity theft of oneself.
I use my credentials all the time without asking myself for permission.
bruh moment
How dare you.
@ you are the monster!
Dude youtube needs to rethink its bots
His verified acout was suspended for impersinating himself
@SunlitSpace542 Sorry, but OCD is a real mental disorder than brings suffering to everyone with it. It’s not wanting everything to be nice. It’s much worse.
CGP Grey: I'm not a Bot
Also CGP Grey: Sleeps with Borg regeneration technology under pillow.
Technically not a bot, but a cyborg drone.
Why is this man uploading so much?
I’m not complaining though.
Sssshhh, before this imposter get's banned again
Maybe youtube banned him for uploading too often? Maybe youtube was right afterall?
To catchup for the time he couldn't upload.
It's not him, it's the impersonator running his channel! :O
We are not complaining, we're just worried
1:02 The small cut to CGP grey as a robot is hilarious.
when you try to join the email list and find out your already joined.
CGP Grey: I'm gonna upload regularly!
Fans, jokingly: Who are you and why are you impersonating CGP Grey?!
CZcams bots: Impersonating?! Ban him immediately!
This might actually be true
This makes sense actually.
It's probably just a joke, but he mentioned the identity theft thing a long time ago in his Hello Internet podcast, he only uploaded it today......... so dw CGP Grey hasn't changed
Creator: **exists**
CZcams: Hey, can you stop pretending to be yourself?
No think they just don't want to paid so they do everything in their power to slow most popular youtuber..
@@renrenee4334 nice try, bot, why are you impersonating muffin mcqueen
@@swsmp I'm literally me ☹️
omg I met CGP grey czcams.com/video/QwzeLXEyw9I/video.html
person with dissociation: shit, they're onto me...
*Ever since that "Sneaky Plan to Subvert the Electoral College" video* .....YT has had it's eye on you!
i thought alphabet would want the electoral college subverted... electoral college got us both W and Trump.
Security Agencies are the internet security overlord.
CZcams: Your account has been suspended for being yourself
Also CZcams: This is fine
You know things are getting serious when he kicks off the bunny slippers.
omg I met CGP grey czcams.com/video/QwzeLXEyw9I/video.html
@Atomic stfu
@@riskyy2657 delet this
Spoiler alert: this isn’t actually CGP. He’s been replaced by an imposter and tricked the CZcams algorithm.
You can tell because he's released 4 videos in the last 4 days.
well, CZcams did a good job then
omg I met CGP grey czcams.com/video/QwzeLXEyw9I/video.html
@@riskyy2657 Clickbait
@@riskyy2657 Delete your whole account
You know, its telling that I only found out about THIS video almost 2 years later.
I remember showing you to my 8th graded teacher and now I’m a second year in college, I’m glad you blew up😁😁
One day, bad became good. Then sick became awesome. Now blow up doesn't mean to inspect a faulty gas furnace whilest smoking; of course cause he'd be vaping, why would anyone still be smoking.
CZcams: our algorithm is very advanced. also youtube: you have been suspended for impersonating you
omg I met CGP grey czcams.com/video/QwzeLXEyw9I/video.html
One of my comments was deleted for being a joke.
@@bosstowndynamics5488 Yeah but how the fuck does any person get to that conclusion without being fired, or any AI get to that conclusion without being taken out back and shot in the face.
+
@@bosstowndynamics5488 yeah I haven't caught up yet I'm on episode 113
Maybe you did steal grey’s identity cause the real grey isnt this active
@Jay L Nigga, you ok?
Stealing is impossible because its _Our_ identity *Communism Intensifies*
@@kellynolen498 identity theft is not a joke millions of people suffer every year
Actually, maybe all of this jokes in the comments section realy are the reason that grey was smited.
"prolific"
This is the future Kafka was trying to warn us about!
it's sooo... kafkaeske
Weirdly, I do actually get notified of all your videos, but then again I actually look at my subscription feed and keep tabs on the channels I care about.
The correlation between CZcams and olympians is scarily true.
From my brief communication with CZcams mods and support, I have more faith in the Olympian Gods in being able to understand reason and logic. On the other hand, CZcams mods and support is less likely to sleep with our wives, because they have less charm or charisma
Maybe we didn’t given them enough sacrifices and now in a rage they trying to create flood (demonization and other) so world (CZcams) will back to its roots without people (users)
The major tech companies are a modern day Olympians.
indeed : (
only if you have extreme degree of dependency towards youtube
Yay the broken algorithm almost terminated one of my favourite CZcamsr :(
RJ Ace well a third of him, but the most powerful one
Actually if you think about it, CZcams has probably eliminated one of your favorite CZcamsrs and you have not notice because probably your only source of info from alot of CZcamsrs is CZcams soooo yeah
That feeling of being part of the 100K email subscribers... Makes me want to chant "One Of Us. One Of Us." :D
Grey: tries to make engaging content for CZcams
CZcams: BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME I fart in your general direction
Is that two vids in one day? And neither is a footnote?
Who are you and what did you do with the real Grey?
the bots took over
The first one is like the foreplay of a footnote
I do not trust that this is grey he uploads like never.
SUSPICIOUS ACCOUNT ACTIVITY?!
REPORT TO CZcams!
@@Sirenhound please don't! Just as good info and more frequent uploads?
Upgrade!
Hello Grey, i ALWAYS get "notified" of my subs uploads. Because i ALWAYS use the subscription tab first. And home tab when the other one is exhausted.
And sometimes trending as an experiment, or to lose faith in humanity once again haha
You have a way with words that always achieves your goal of proving an important point with such finesse... Legend!
Google in 2009: Do no evil.
Google in 2019: Do not let people be themselves
Google in 2029: When did we merge with Taco Bell?
Google in 2039: How did our mascot become an anime boy with lollipop hair?
@ElectroEdge no wonder they turned to animé, must be watching some slice of life to feel alive but not remember humans.
Mike B As if Google wasn't evil in 2009.
Google merging with Taco Bell may have been what it took for Taco Bell to win the Franchise Wars in 2032
@@paul_ujb Beat me to this comment. A tip of the hat to you sir; a tip. of. the. hat
Grey: CZcams is bad
CZcams: #1 on Trending
CZcams knows how much people love hating on them but still watch their videos. So of course they will put this on trending.
they already took it out. lol
@@LePedant Or maybe it's actually just algorithms that put people on Trending that are being watched more.
@@spastikman That's what I said. They know how much people love the videos that hate on them.
They're proud of it
Grey, your videos always put a smile on my face man! Well written, well delivered, well done!
Recently discovered your channel. Just wanted to say thank you for the work you do. There are not a lot of channels like yours out there in the matrix
Grey: I love being me
CZcams: Sorry, you can't do that
Mr Pazzta ugh XD
We all know CZcams was over in 2016
HeyShaded but it still continues
"your account is being terminated because you're impersonating yourself. Was this useful?"
"hurr yes"
not even that just "we suspended your acc cus we can say it was useful pls"
Glad to find you're still standing. Keep up the great work.
Forgot to mention, yes I updated my email profile.
This is why we need decentralized platforms. Like steemit
I love how when people are smote at 0:23 , they lose different things, one guy loses his precious coins and the other one his voice
I lost an email account with hundreds of social contacts accumulated over a decade. Did I violate GMail? No, but that's been deemed irrelevant.
@HO LAM YIU Both are words, they just have different tenses. "Smote" is the past tense (e.g. "He smote the people"); "smitten" is the past participle (e.g. "He has smitten the people"; "The people were smitten by him"; "The people are smitten by him"). Nikola technically should've used "smitten". But perhaps people avoid it because it could be confused with "be smitten with" (e.g. "He was very smitten with her").
smited the past tense of smite is smited
@@RobotAnimals Are you sure about that though
I love how happy and fulfilled the bot messenger from Olympus gets at 0:26 when Grey says he was technically helpful
*Sees the 'Indian vs Native American video"*
Me: Oh, neat, another video. Good to see Grey's uploading more!
*Grey uploads another video the same day*
Me: Grey, are......are you okay?
Impersonator I say! Grey's channal has been breached!
Getting that money in while he can
I am glad to you are back. Thank you for the advice. Have a good day CGP Grey.
this was really brilliant i loved it. thank you
Grey: *uploads more often than usual*
CZcams: This is obviously an imposter.
CGPGrey: gets banned from CZcams
CZcams: Wellll I️ guess we can give him number 2 trending
Heat Spicy V
Way more than most wrongfully suspended CZcamsrs get. Most of the time they are just told, "Don't do this totally acceptable thing that isn't against our ToS again or we'll ban you again."
@@anonymousandy5574 No, it isn't. Someone went on a shooting spree because that someone was a nutjob.
@@anonymousandy5574 How are you seriously going to pull out the "lead a horse to water" line after the claim you just made? 😂 What a clown.
Individuals are responsible for their actions, victims aren't responsible for the harm others inflict on them. And no, I won't be a dead horse. Suffice it to say I take responsibility for my own self defense.
@@anonymousandy5574 Make sure to donate your body to science, they're going to want to examine your brain.
A private company isn't infringing on your freedoms when they tell you you're not welcome on their platform you dunce.
I'm already on the side of freedom, it's just that one of us understands what that means (and it isn't you).
Thank god, I thought you weren't going to make more videos. Love your channel!
I really love how people start stressing about how unjust youtube is after being affected by them. Like this whole shenanigans couldve been solved years ago if the bigger (unaffected) channels started talking about it. But what happened happened, and it isnt like Im going to quit the game of life to become youtuber (I hope).
“What’s the plan?”
CGP grey with a double upload: Shock and Awe
This is like the first time he has double posted
Footnotes...?
@D. L.
This isn’t a footnote. Those don’t count.
@@avakining I mean...I guess unrelated videos is a first.
he did it to please the youtube gods
Hey what's up guys it's scarce here and we're gonna have a double upload today
Love the marketing aspect here, this was a fun and worth while ask. Awesome work!
Dude, I thought you quit like a year ago because I stopped getting notifications on your videos. Found you today though and was happily surprised!
Wow. Never thought email would become cutting edge again.
Until they start to make email a safe space.
and @LagiNaLangAko23 unironically outlook/hotmail for now, unless you make your own email server, which is a headache for portability.
@LagiNaLangAko23 proton
@LagiNaLangAko23 I suggest a public email address that is not Google that fw the important mails to you secret other email so you can see things spam free
The CZcams system/algorithm feels so kafkaesque.
Word!
Kafkaesque? Sounds Russian...You must be a Russian bot! Your account is terminated!
"Someone must have slandered CGP Grey, for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was suspended."
Steve Young wouldn’t think I’d ever see a real human bootlick for CZcams.
But hey I’ll join you. I too welcome our new corporate overloads.
May google verify you. And may the algorithms keep you any guide you.
Cool now I dont need to look at my word of the dat calender!
I got this a week later in my feed. Very diligent indeed.
I am subscribed and have been for years...I thought you stopped making videos. This is the first time I’ve been notified.
Grey:
CZcams:
Grey: *uploads too much*
CZcams: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GREY
I wouldn't call the algorithm god more like an authoritarian dictator.
That's what a God is basically
@@GeraltofRivia22 true
I fail to discern the difference in this context.
@@Maximum_Bacon one is all powerfull, the other can be defeated by a guillotine
Don't anger the God
That you would put this much effort - the animation, the visual story elements, the little nerd jokes sprinkled throughout - into a reminder of CZcams's disappointing history of indifference and spite, at risk of being further victimized by CZcams, speaks volumes to your integrity and dedication to your craft.
Vihart told me that when an artist is truly successful, their audience will seek them out against all odds. I think she's right, but I'm going to better the odds anyway by joining that email list!!
I love how the sun's expression changes in the background at the beginning. Nice attention to detail.
The irony of this being on trending.
they irony of not using any of the other 200 descrntalize video services.
It is a fickle god.
Reminding us we're never safe
Two posts in a single day?!
Nani??
nah 2 post in 1 hour
@@louisjaque5049 Two posts in 25 minutes
wow grey is working hard.
Double uploads
I just realized I had the bell activated for the longest time and I close to never receive any notification about one of your videos coming out
FINALLY a video on ANY CHANNEL where at the end the videos LINE UP. GOD.
"woke up happy and ready for the day"
can't relate
It's like they're tying to force people off of their platform
Well everyone’s screwed in 2020 thanks to coppa
That... has a possibility of actually being true. Reports a few years ago had it that CZcams wasn't actually making a profit in its operation. Since then, it's not clear if anything has changed for them financially. Google may have decided that they really don't want to deal with it anymore, but they realize they can't just announce that they're closing down frickin' CZcams because the public backlash from that could severely impact their other businesses. So instead, they're just slowly trying to push creators away, hoping that it dies a somewhat natural-seeming death.
I don't put full stock in this idea, but it's not beyond the pale as a possibility.
"it's like" is an understatement, CZcams is actually doing their best to, but people become somewhat masochistic, they keep clinging to youtube even with all those abuses
CZcams is trying to become a family friendly platform. Which will ultimately be its demise. That's why you see all of the celebrity and makeup channels. The moment Google bought out CZcams is the day that the platform started to go downhill. People used to come to CZcams BECAUSE it wasn't family friendly. They came BECAUSE it was different from the same old boring daytime tv bullshit. Now we get served a platter of more of the same. Everything's an ad for something. New creators can't get a foot in the door. It's all corporate trash now.
@@dbroyawner5543 Coppa is not the problem, CZcams is. czcams.com/video/LuScIN4emyo/video.html
I’ve not been notified of one of your videos in ages, commenting to trick the algorithm into doing it!
Always interesting, thank you.
*they terminated me for impersonating myself* everyone:*wut?*
Well the real grey obviously wouldn't upload this much
Grey, how much coffee did you drink this morning?
crack not coffee
not much. youtube did it.
All of it.
I like your way of thinking about things.
I have a feeling that watching this will get *me* suspended.
*Grey uploads two videos in a day*
*Everyone: a surprise to be sure but a welcome one*
What this animation implies is that Grey got completely naked before storming Olympus.
Yes more precisely he took all his clothes of and pulled out his _sword_ and thrust it a couple times
Like you do.
And he is Death wearing Bunny Slippers.
czcams.com/channels/d50A5qLv8FemVufSvDgkCQ.html
That is the Ancient Greek way.
it's traditional, even the gods do it.
Loved the way you explained
“Irrelevant!” CZcams in a nutshell.
"There is only one of the ancient, sleepy titans left"
Alas, geocites is gone, the great Vine has been swallowed by it's primordial enemy, netscape, Angelfire, even the mighty friendster has slipped into the abyss.
@@tbirdguy1 All of those are post-web anyway; CGP Grey's mention was of pre-Web titans.
There are still a few other things though, like DNS, which everyone uses without thinking about it (and Google's trying to take that over too, joy of joys).
@@tbirdguy1 let's not forget MySpace...
@@tbirdguy1 Angelfire is actually up still. It has very shaky uptime though.
What is 4chan? If you say it isn't good as it was. When was it ever.