MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)

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Animated by Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman ( / wonchopanimation )
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Storyboarding by Paul ter Voorde ( / paultervoorde )
LYRICS!!
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
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Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
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Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )

[@lokichristofer6509]

Mine turtle: *Exists*
Creeper: *Are you challenging me?*

[@kyrnti1075]

@Beth so we back in the mine

[@kyrnti1075]

@Beth heads up the

[@AyyItsBrain]

Beth this task a grueling one

[@Eradicator-jv9xr]

Creepers are big and hiss before exploding. Turtles are small and therefore have more power

[@kyrnti1075]

@@Eradicator-jv9xr you ruined it!

[@biglymanboi557]

Imagine how hard living in the world of asdf for 1 day would be

[@raddiecat6528]

don't open doors and be sad and look at the ground all the time

[@smarticecream5636]

And stay away from absolutely everyone

[@joaoantonio4864]

i like trains
everybody in a straight line would be dead

[@letiererpereira9137]

*CURSE YOU TOM!!!!!!!*

[@SebspartaOink]

The asdf movie world is in hardcore

[@breadwithsomebeans1]

10 years later and this is still a banger

[@michaelenz7039]

wait 10 years?

[@michaelenz7039]

oh god

[@PerJonsson.]

Yep

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

It was made in 2012

[@madness8321]

Long time ago it’s crazy to see how fast time can be.

[@derpynoobcraft6681]

No matter how dangerous it is, that voice is adorable

[@Karma-ek1wd]

Yessir

[@isaachasatinyd]

**eye twitching**

[@pepperoni_pizza7838]

Lol

true

[@olafgurke4699]

@@isaachasatinyd I found the guy that is allergic to cuteness.

[@adamfra64]

"Technically, I'm a tortoise."
*"I am a stegosaurus."*

[@yumiyeet9576]

I am a stegotortise

[@adamfra64]

@@yumiyeet9576 Nice. Although, I don't know why it's 23:33 GMT and I'm on CZcams.

[@jerrydong5077]

More like a STEPosaurus

[@adamfra64]

@Pixie Pop Hint: *K A B O O M*

[@robertpaiva4953]

Okay I'm just going to say this once that thing is not a stegosaurus it's a brontosaurus a Stegosaurus has spikes on its back and is very short if you see a short dinosaur that has spikes on its back in its tail that's a Stegosaurus if you see a gigantic tall necked dinosaur that is a brontosaurus

[@jonah8895]

My friend said “hello” to me in a high-pitched voice and I freaked out

[@thedarktypevenoct3403]

It's gunna bloow

[@Kexit]

@@thedarktypevenoct3403 omg hi

[@stackmin5220]

Mine turtle and me:*hello*
You: step on mine turtle and then explode

[@isaiahbattle2322]

I did that to some before

[@SyverReborn]

Lmfao

[@Mr_Erutrot]

How to survive in asdf world:
1.) lock ALL doors
2.) don't go outside
3.) dont answer any calls (it might be train kid)
4.) ALWAYS look down
5.) dont do the flop
6.) dont make any wishes
7.) dont take a nose
8.) stay away from driving llamas
9.) dont eat any muffins
10.) dont allow any suspicious dogs inside

[@rorror2164]

Dont cross a road (there could b a stegosaurus) also dont go to therpay or the doctor

[@RobertSedrakyan-gp7de]

​@@rorror2164and don't go to the doctor cuz gun doctor!

[@Astro-ex5ye]

Just stay inside all day.

[@gabrielamin5337]

And don't do an Internet.

[@TwilightLink77]

And don’t step on mine turtles

[@Scarlettleesy]

The mine turtle is the cutest thing on earth

[@whiterunguard8916]

Scarlett Lee I mean yh untill you realise it’s a suicide bomber that’s a turtle
Sorry for ruining it for you

[@lonelyman3659]

It’s just a bomb nothing to bad

[@DeathCon22]

it also the most deadly.

[@suratmansuratman9146]

Just don't step on it or shoot it, or else it'll explode

[@kavvayverma385]

Muffin:Somebody kill me

[@joshuakim5240]

Please tell me that i'm not the only one who finds the mine turtles' "Hello" to be super adorable? Maybe its the innocent derp smile or my love for turtles in general

[@nepetaleijon5915]

I do too

[@Rex-nm2ys]

me 2

[@hamarax4357]

turtles are epic,mine turtle is epic so i say one thing "Hello"

[@rnelody5496]

Me too :D

[@JessCaron]

He is so cuuuute!!! And his smile makes me so happy :)
But then he blows stuff up.

[@dDeckon]

Anyone else want a Mine-Turtle Alarm Clock?
Be a Great Way to wake up in the morning...

[@dontknowplays3498]

dDeckon birthday present to my friend

[@canadian-britishcoolie4994]

dDeckon alarm noise: "hello"
snooze noise: *explosion*

[@alexzeng2322]

dDeckon press Sat button and boom

[@portercarr7197]

Hello

[@diamond9030]

dDeckon NO

[@en-ov1kk]

0:50 this rhymed so well

[@ICE0124]

thats the point of songs mostly?

[@probablynaz1731]

I am denying the fact that this song is already 10* years old
(thank for correcting)
(thx again)

[@6920op]

Same

[@UnionPacificMissKaty]

Yeah

[@matthewstancer9078]

Same

[@somexboxguy7845]

I was born before this infact

[@cookiegamer9392]

Now soon to be 9 years old.

[@The.Reilly]

No mine turtles were harmed in the making of this video.
Actually nevermind.

[@tinle9]

The people were

[@ethanrockon6761]

THE CHEESE

[@linkyunli1336]

Were they never mined?

[@tricky6476]

Lvl 99999999999999 boss: why do I here boss music?

[@temmiehoi6417]

No evil ones were at least we're evil because we keep our distance from humans

[@aidanjulian]

0:18 Dabbing while saying "You can't tell me what to do".
How did you predict the future????

[@koshmareq]

**legasp**

[@DanTheLoler_17]

it says so in the lyrics
''He stole alien technology, and built a time machine''

[@sonianevermindlol4359]

FunnyestKid oh ya he did dab and then die

[@commasui525]

it aint called a dab before tho

[@sadde5037]

Skater D A B S

[@Yunayo_3772]

0:50 "Technically, I'm a tortoise."
"I am a stegosaurus."
And this is how dinosaurs died.
Upd: TF 60 LIKES?! (59)

[@Mallowboy1145]

That is cute!!! 0:50

[@Heisenburgeerr]

Therapist: mine turtle isn't real he can't hurt you
Mine turtle: *hello*

[@shuttlevalve1776]

BOOM!

[@ContentInflux]

Helloooo helloooooo hellooooooo helooooooo help Oh noooo

[@SebspartaOink]

Hello (explotion)

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

Therapist: WHAT THE FU- *explosion*

[@annoyance.2583]

Mine Tortoise: good day to you sir

[@UnknownRager96]

They reanimated like 10 different sketches to end in a mine turtle joke. The dedication is insane

[@666-bpm]

Throwback to when I used to listen to this song religiously

[@afairlyweirdpersononline]

Better times

[@retr0rider458]

Same

[@nimrodkeren783]

wow yea, those were good days eh?

[@retr0rider458]

@@nimrodkeren783 yop

[@isaachasatinyd]

Same
TILL IT RUINED EVERYTHING

[@thegeekno72]

Eleven fucking years.
and now we got a cards game.
sheesh, time flies.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

TIME TURTLE! He does have a time machine.

[@sandracruz1407]

Mine Turtle sounds like Elmo from Sesame Street boy

[@sandracruz1407]

I AM A STEGOSARUS!!

[@vynasdyzelis]

Top 3 cutest asdfmovie characters:
3. Potato
2. Suicidal muffin
1. Mine turtle

[@Alex13255]

*Y e s*

[@patchesthejaybird8431]

y e s

[@yahboi9295]

Same

[@klockowikolesie18]

Mineturdle: hello

[@sammygaming2980]

Waffle?

[@Mila-mc2ry]

"Technically I’m a tortoise"
"I AM A STEGOSAURS!!"
* BOOM *

[@Mila-mc2ry]

Wait... the name of the drunk scientist is Tom and the name of the channel is *Tom*Ska
0_0

[@enzoclark241]

That was the first time that the mine turtle said something but hello

[@arandomperson8490]

@@enzoclark241 Hello! OH NO IT'S MINE TURTLE *boom*

[@andreeamariaberintan1616]

💣💣💣✔️🇦🇩🔪🔨💩🌋🔥🧨

[@Thediem1]

It's actually a brontisaurus

[@ArchamedesTheDove]

The way they mixed the mine turtle and the “I am a stegosaurus” joke is amazing just genuinely amazing

[@flpoolboy25123]

0:50

[@pietandersen6120]

mine turtles, the most evolutionary significant animal, it stops itself from getting killed by killing itself. truly an amazing animal

[@purpleapple4052]

Its like minecraft creepers.

[@diamondshroom3335]

IK RIGHT?

[@coreywright33]

It is honestly ingenious!~ 0_0

[@coylefamily3149]

Piet Andersen SOO TRUUE

[@bh040506]

Piet Andersen yes it is

[@sarvente_00]

11 years and its still a banger

[@demi-pancake4523]

"Technically, I'm a tortoise!"
that was so cute oh my god

[@x.a.k]

Tocone :)

[@cupc4k3z]

yes

[@crystalkirigiri8678]

yeah it was!

[@theemeraldminecartdisneyfa5651]

turtle!!! turtle !!! that's a turtise

[@fluxcptndavey4378]

Tocone I AM A STEGOSAURUS

[@montanamartins3319]

The real reason dinosaurs went extinct, turtles blew them up.

[@Savagezzzzzz]

lolol

[@sergioamaya3062]

i was going to say that

[@randombillyn]

@@notnamed. Hello

[@masonhunter2748]

Hi

[@mineturtles200]

Yep

[@cojec]

"Technically, I'm a tortoise."
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@afairlyweirdpersononline]

*I AM A STEGOSAURUS!*

[@mineturtle5375]

hello!

[@mineturtles200]

@@mineturtle5375 inposta

[@omegaSomeone]

@@mineturtle5375 not today.

[@jay_deadeye4274]

@@mineturtle5375 Hello!

[@OfficialAmazingAnimations]

I’m back here after asdf 15

[@jairlopez927]

Same

[@revtheobbyist]

Mine Turtle: *hello*
Creeper: *FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT*

[@Alex13255]

@the icecream spy totally

[@Datoneguy_9343]

Creepers can only dream to beat them

[@MagMattock]

Creeper was first to smash so HA

[@Datoneguy_9343]

@@MagMattock creepers are just a skin not a fighter

[@MagMattock]

@@Datoneguy_9343 silence you with logic and a functioning brain. You may no longer spread this truth

[@Snpr-pq7mv]

Me: 2020 can't be worse
Tom: DRUNK SCIENCE

[@Wyattsouper]

It's a real video "Drunk Science"

[@leodavis4242]

You do realise this is 8 years old right?

[@buttersnapper1858]

@@leodavis4242 is that bad?

[@silviahernandez3042]

Leo Davis *pulls out gun* not today

[@starberriiemmy4382]

Butter snapper The joke doesent make any sense then-

[@quetesealeve]

Every bad thing in 2020 is a mine turtle being pressed.

[@almajones1374]

Id love to have a mine turtle as a pet
(If it doesnt explode)

[@normalprofile5553]

@@almajones1374 so just a turtle

[@xtalefrisk8431]

Welp,in this situation this gonna look like this 1:51

[@neevasharampersand4165]

Whose spamming the mine turtle 😵

[@almajones1374]

@@xtalefrisk8431 1:09 would

[@purpleglitch9768_YT]

Mine Turtle is a great song 11 years later.

[@burgerfanman]

Theory: That's mine turtle going back in time and changing every asdf sketch?

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Mine turtle made every sketch happen

[@isaachasatinyd]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 or the opposite

[@Crunchy_Chris]

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

[@burglar1235]

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
*He say hello to who press his bacc*

[@armthethedesteroy230]

Lol

[@billycastle2824]

he so adorable

[@stinger4084]

He comitcc he suisicc. But most imprtanly,
He kill those who don't want to die

[@joannabush2772]

DanTDM reference?
I’ll see my self out

[@svenskkatt2890]

He don protec
He super derp
But most importantly....
HE KAMIKAZE TORTEL

[@artistnerd8806]

References
0:13 THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH A LLAMA TO DRIVE
0:16 PIE FLAVOR
0:18 hey kid you cant skate here YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
0:35 die potato NOT TODAY
0:36 I LIKE TRAINS
0:38 DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
0:41 two references: THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEESEEEE and HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS
0:44 it worked MY TIME MACHINE WORKED
0:51 I AM A STEGOSAURUS
1:19 Tomska :3
1:27 LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE
1:33 it says gullible on the ceiling
1:35 hey man look at my new dog
1:38 IM GONNA DO AN INTERNET
1:40 Pointless button (Warning: Pointless)
1:42 Hey bobby play that one about falling down the stairs
1:44 no because i work at the muffin factory
1:47 This is a robbery
1:50 RAINBOWS

[@Versitax]

+Ajplayer222 you forgot mine turtle

[@artistnerd8806]

lol

[@genoteh9706]

0:40 reference: :v

[@fdw1977]

you forgot the drunk science reference

[@Versitax]

Spooky Pumpkin Man that was TomSka

[@dragionslayer2399]

11 years later and still a banger

[@shenreddy6055]

8 years later and this song still slaps harder than my mom when I forget to take the chicken out the freezer for her before she gets back from work

[@HamzaHamza.70]

Lol relatable 😂😂😂

[@NiennaFan1]

This comment is very funny but I'm sorry your mom slaps you that isn't very nice

[@alviGD]

outplayed

[@quinnbeelen2077]

10 years now

[@fugfillsky4454]

lmao XD
hold on-

[@rnelody5496]

So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct...

[@bryandraws5163]

Lol

[@tameekahgant7744]

Siempie Triple Two lol!

[@garetmckenna8674]

I am a steg-o-saurus.

[@lilrobofella9500]

So tomska made mine turtles

[@halcymcintyre6432]

Garet McKenna yes you are. just keep believing.

[@user-wq7vx5zo1w]

Notice how everything from 2009-2012 was beautiful and made loads of childhoods

[@Lou-yf1jo]

Why Doesn't anyone else understand?

[@fgvcosmic6752]

Golden age of the internet

[@mr3rr0r15]

Take me back to 2012 plz

[@SoccerSanta520.0-yc7bi]

wtf is the reasoning in this comment

[@Eleeeeeeeee]

1:07 | 1:51
Mine-turtle: **A big threat to humanity**
Also humanity:Awwn,so *CUTE!*

[@bethanyy7568]

My friends: so what kinda of music are you into?
Me: *it’s complicated*

[@dark_penguin0689]

and explsive

[@kennykujo8603]

This joke has been made so many times it's getting annoying

[@maysembha8457]

@@kennykujo8603 ....no one cares its still a lighthearted joke

[@themobilelife3913]

Overrated

[@Jhonny-ng5bk]

Explosive music :D

[@PinkOrangeOrangePink]

The fact the base for this song is just a turtle that says hello and blows up and its a whole 2 minutes shows how much this channel is dedicated to the shtick

[@animeperson9517]

I like Trains and Muffin

[@mulhollandmob2995]

HELLO!

[@Timmering]

I love it

[@AramatiPaz]

the Bite the dust turtle

[@Your_mom513]

Technically, it’s a tortoise!

[@supernenechi]

The mine turtle has one of the cutest hellos EVER!!

[@Shadowfox-ms5hh]

Quenten Schoonderwoerd its Isis secret weapon

[@furygamerboyfgbteampyrotf2841]

Shadow fox 1557 lol I like train!

[@shohelable]

throw the cheese!!!!

[@karollangas7881]

Quenten Schoonderwoer

[@lilyfake7636]

Quenten Schoonderwoerd i do like it hello

[@petergonzalez-kg5yz]

it sounds like a intro for one of the banger cartoons we watched as kids

[@neroctopusmess3198]

who said muffin song had the most asdfmovie references?

[@sunfishythesunfish1509]

(Not counting the Mine Turtle or Muffin themselves in their respective songs)
Mine Turtle song: 17 references
Muffin song: 23 references
Muffin Song has 6 more references, provided I counted correctly. Though I do think Mine Turtle has more visual references, since all of its references are visual.

[@thedoninator5935]

@@sunfishythesunfish1509 Noice username and yeah mine turtle has loads more visual

[@caringheart34]

The Muffin Song is just pretty 4th wall breaking.

[@isabella_w]

Says me

[@tepig4life899]

No the muffin song has 20 ads references mine turtle only had 17

[@allan1690]

My favorite part was when it said "HELLO"

[@theghostcatb2182]

Mister Narwals HELLO!!!!

[@edwardthatch7068]

Hello!

[@aboiwithacreativename9945]

steps on mine turtle shit!

[@animalnerd4368]

Mine Turtle boom

[@davidjones341]

HELLO

[@hedger368old]

Teacher: how did dinosaurs go extinct?
Me, an intellectual: mine turtle

[@boeing_RBLX]

@Izabela Jankech your a joke

[@blurbleberrypie1610]

@@boeing_RBLX *you're

[@Zesty_Mcnutt]

No it was MARMITE

[@SebspartaOink]

A+ on history

[@ravensongsmith9585]

I am a StEgOsAuRuS

[@TheRealBombyFromTPOT]

2009: I love trains kid
2011: mine turtle
2013: The do the flop guy
2015: Beep Beep sheep
2018: muffin lol

[@seventhdaymusic]

“Look out he’s got a nose!”
“Wait... no he doesn’t...”

[@muhammed4803]

MINE TURTLE

[@hunneylipps]

Lol wait no he doesn't

[@fitricox9417]

Shoot heart beath

[@chase9211]

You have music verification at 100 subscribers. I wonder how you did that.

[@seventhdaymusic]

Pineapple DistroKid 😛

[@spadedace9507]

Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious event in history
Me, an intellectual:

[@tommyjohson3193]

*_MIND TURTLE_*

[@johnryangalanto4537]

Lol
*MINE TURTLE ALERT*

[@Laki2006]

😐 okay, these memes are getting old but okay

[@khachmaxo]

"I like trains" kid is the only one that survived Mine Turtle. two chaotic creatures can't kill each-other I guess

[@smarticecream5636]

Are you calling a child a chaotic creature

[@khachmaxo]

@@smarticecream5636 maybe

[@RedLaundryBasket]

Desmond the moon bear survived because he is on the moon and he most likely helped mine turtle fight the aliens

[@vanceschluter5016]

Do the flop guy and beep beep sheep werent even seen so we cam assume that they survived

[@gaminggod_isaac6514]

@@vanceschluter5016 he did a Flop on the turtle

[@amielweiner615]

11 years ago and I still remember the day this was released. It was the first day of camp and there was a horrible storm. I went to a Yankees game later that night. Oh how time passes on and on.

[@waffledemonoverlord4232]

Top 10 Anime battles:
*I like trains kid* vs *mine* *turtle*

[@2verysnowyyy]

Waffle Demon Overlord vs do the flop guy

[@winkelmannfamily6558]

BOTH OF THESE NEED TO HAPPEN XD

[@felixettos]

The i like trains kid says I like trains, a train hit the mine turtle (and the kid) and the mine turtle explodes. That happen

[@orihiho2978]

Vs flop guy and cheese man

[@Aviatial]

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

[@zapsgaming9253]

1:45
Man: Woah dude, you ever gonna stop singing “Mine Turtle”?
Muffin Guy: No, because I work at the Mine Turtle Factory.

[@isaacwest276]

Glad he acknowledged it's Tortoise and not a Turtle.

[@AF.281OldChannel]

Isaac West a tortoise is a turtle.

[@bagel20yearsago97]

Haha lol

[@bendusi1530]

Dang, 11 years?! Feels like yesterday when i first listened to this...

[@badr6896]

6 years later , and I am still stuck in this song

[@ilovemackenziecruz]

Mr. SilentGamer I agree with you

[@ameisweirdx]

Same

[@WallHitter07]

Still stuck on it now bro?

[@AussieBall_Animations]

Now 9!

[@Meepman-mt1gd]

You're all wrong, 10 years!

[@boopergoober]

No mine turtles were harmed in the making of this video

[@thesauce9365]

Sunny The Espeon but everyone else was

[@pattech3960]

No But they Harmed
themself ;_;

[@kikis9874]

😱
|
/\
🐢

[@garzagames9287]

Top 10 secret millitary weapons secretly being used

[@Liam-ny2rs]

Lol

[@Will-pl4tp]

You have 69 likes

[@bateriafraca3212]

Fucuve

[@azzamdifaabdillah9972]

landmine lv200

[@stewboy69]

JUST AFTER ASDF 15 DROPPED THIS SONG GETS 50 MILLION VIEWS 🔥

[@noobruhmations3283]

It happened

[@stewboy69]

@@noobruhmations3283 I know

[@pretzperson]

"He shouted drunk science and drank a cold one."
Who remembers DRUNK SCIENCE?!?!

[@riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii dont

[@BayOfWulf]

Ah yessss

[@pretzperson]

It's an old video.

[@DuoScot]

Eddsworld

[@helenehodges3789]

I do

[@nonenop4281]

America: Mine turtle
Soviet Russia: Our turtle

[@xtalefrisk8431]

T S A R T U R T L E 1:51

[@raddiecat6528]

нет, это наша мучение

[@AnonPer]

Здравствуйте! *бум!*

[@raddiecat6528]

@@AnonPer
привет товарищ рад видеть тебя в этот погожий день!

[@moved.3258]

*communism intensifies*

[@LilmonkeyGENNA]

Teacher: And that is how the dinosaurs went extinct
Teacher: TIMMY LOOK OUT!
Timmy: *Steps on mine turtle*
Mine Turtle: Hello!
*SCHOOL EXPLODES*

[@kepaarrizabalaga568]

@@lillyreilly4659 don't touch the nuke turtle

[@shannonm0317]

Kids: No school!

[@rominabirriel9915]

Man:Oh,No mine turtle,i won't step on you!
*EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP*
Man:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I like trains*
Man:Wait Wha-
2nd one
Man:AN ALIEN!!!!
Other man:THROW THE CHEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Throws cheese and falls on mine turtle*
Man:*O H*

[@nuudlemonster]

👌

[@someperson1767]

And that is how teachers went extinct

[@Pokèmonz1]

And I’m back here 11 years later..feeling the nostalgia

[@hoomanbeing6254]

once you hear *hello*
_it's already over..._

[@axelbusha7706]

Hello

[@matthew_natividad]

Boom

[@megarahayu6799]

A totally fine turtle

[@isaachasatinyd]

Yes

[@cutelittlefunfox2609]

Last year, everyone in my school was just OBSESSED with mine turtle!!
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[@spicy_noodleees]

Mine turtle power

[@Hummus1337]

No one in mine has ever heard of it.

[@hafizachowdhury7905]

This is da power of de mine turtles 🐢

[@parabellum9367]

Hallo

[@KaiRuffin2121]

Must be elementary school

[@jessicaalfaro145]

References:
- Llama driving
- Pie flavored pie
- Skater Kid
- Not today potato
- I like trains kid
- Desmond on the moon
- Throw the cheese
- "Now kiss" moon
- Time machine and stegosaurus
- The animator at the zoo
- He's got a nose!
- Gullible on the ceiling
- Look at my dog
- Doing an internet
- Pointless Button
- Playing that one about falling down the stairs
- Throwing muffins guy
- This is a robbery
- Gay guy

[@isaac10231]

Nice

[@user-ms8hn8ws7r]

Forget The The Guy Walking Down The Road

[@doner1ght27m]

would "Drunk Science" count as a reference?

[@cassidymiller3224]

And "I am a stegosaurus!"

[@amandaheidorn1607]

Doctor I think I'm homosexual
Whys that
Pukes rainbow

[@JagGaming579]

11 years later and this still slaps

[@fattybuccha72190]

I just want a plushie of Mine Turtle!

[@judegilbertson4868]

With realistic exploding action!
(Keep away from kids under the age of all ages)(Danger: Do not push button)Just call: 1-800-420-BOOM

[@Chilltoons-kl3jl]

hello

[@mineturtle83]

Fatty Buccha there is

[@ace76productions]

Jude Gilbertson lol

[@fattybuccha72190]

Riley Cawthorn I just gotta be very careful lol

[@minefilms1122]

to this day, im still wondering how mine turtles havent gone extinct yet

[@personwhosbored1672]

They are MAAAATTTEEEIIINGGG!!!!! .........TTTHHRRROOOW THE CHHHEEEEEESSE

[@theob3571]

+Aaron Gosselin They multiply faster than they explode (¬‿¬)

[@zalaniea935]

+Theo Fernandez Pssst, do you know what they are exploding? B) Think about it.

[@theob3571]

+Peanut Zalaniea O snap ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

[@carter_precourt8011]

I think it's because he went back in time and reproduced even more

[@drdroop7327]

0:52 is how the dinosaurs became extinct

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Infinite MGD yes... Yes it is

[@boideeon]

Yup

[@karenepinon4318]

At this rate the mine turtles will dominate the world

[@AlqhemyA]

“What caused the dinosaurs extinction?”
Google: asteroid/great flood
Bing:

[@UnionPacificMissKaty]

Bling: mine turtle

[@sorrymrgoogle2601]

LOL
#ProfesttionalDueDiligence

[@gabrielbarron7667]

@@UnionPacificMissKaty HELLO

[@vanceschluter5016]

I saw the 69 uears ago and i had to take a triple take

[@IoEstasCedonta]

Great flood?

[@bigboi2819]

6 years later, and it’s still stuck in my head

[@ace76productions]

Jackson Gray same

[@themooshroom]

Jackson Gray same here it’s good cuz I love this song

[@fryjohans9545]

I like trains

[@bellatough]

Dun dun dun duuuuun duuuuuuuuuuuun

[@fnafanimal230]

Jackson Gray same

[@lucasimionov5821]

the "Hello" is sooooo cuuuute

[@SpecterDiego]

Luc Anime yes

[@xenothejester350]

Luc Anime me agree soooooooo cute!💖

[@Catclub0402]

💯% Cute

[@levilock1346]

ikr

[@whyareyoubozo]

It may be cute. But it's nothing to mess with

[@Thatrandomtherian123]

"Hello" *blows up cutley*

[@lynseyshepherd5775]

Let's play Russian Roulette...
Every 5th like steps on a Mine Turtle.

[@dorkfish1275]

I'm canada *steps on a mine turtle* Mine turtle: Hello!
Oh -*BOOM*

[@mangotea4031]

lynsey shepherd uh oh

[@ure1550]

lynsey shepherd HAHAHAHHAHAHA *gets crushed by a stegosaurus*

[@angurrskurrr9998]

NOPE.not gonna happen

[@grey_real]

lynsey shepherd im the 61th liker

[@thekingofwaffles8403]

I guess we all know now it was mine turtles that killed off the dinosaurs.

[@caedenregester516]

Did anyone else see how the llama's license plate says "HOW'S MY DRIVING?"
1:09 And the music at this part sounds like something out of Crash Team Racing

[@kh-hn4cy]

of course ; 3

[@angelzavala2254]

Finger Snake STOP BEING RACIST!

[@angelzavala2254]

nobletea 3400 us I was trying to be funny

[@livthurang1790]

Caeden Regester it's also at 0:13

[@angelzavala2254]

nobletea 3400 thx :3

[@yeetmastercatto]

People: Save the turtles!
TomSka:

[@danim06yeet29]

Mom? Where did you put my mineturtle?
Upside down in the trash
Noooooo

[@mauriceistheguyy]

Do you now de wae

[@naorysm]

Do u know da Wei? Da wei
RIP Trash

[@zacoolest11]

Peaks at the trash
Mine Turtle: Hello!
*BOOM*

[@ethangamingboy2797]

Hello!! BOOOM!!!!!

[@LogusTG]

and his is dead

[@hardcoreking52]

That has to be the cutest hello ever

[@kh-hn4cy]

OF COURSE !! #mineturtleisthecutesthelloever!

[@marisadiaz3152]

Sea Of Regrets

[@Forgotten_Jade]

hardcoreking52 I can do a perfect mine turtle voice XD and I was using the voice while me and ma friends were playing Mario kart and I called someone a piece of crud lol and it's was so funny XD

[@jackparker7322]

yea so cute :-)

[@slavings-_9954]

hardcoreking52

[@xpearl_heartx]

This song invokes so much nostalgia in me and I didn’t even fully know of it back then

[@him.1417]

Welcome to the club 😥

[@doomclasher9287]

Guys, I've watched this video years ago, and after years of studying, I have discovered a hidden technique that will cut all mine turtle-related deaths by 97.4%: *Shuffling your feet*

[@kaorirainbows717]

Now I know why dinosaurs are not here anymore.....MINETURTLE!!!!!!!!!!

[@knapfordman1984]

0:03 = MINE TURTLE
0:50 = Tecnically im a TORTOISE
1:24 = The first TURTLE BOMB
IM CONFUSED!!!!

[@aribird4545]

It's a rhyme

[@fishixe1899]

And a tortoise is a land based version of a turtle.

[@memercola3779]

0:51 I AM A STEGOSAURS

[@B--uf4ne]

1:24 is that Dr Bright????

[@barnabaskulik4845]

0:02

[@WhosScaredOfDentists]

This song should be on Phineas and Ferb

[@bigpuppaplays7738]

who is here after the game announcement

[@wortwortwort117]

So that's how the dinosaurs went extinct

[@marcelkoks3786]

Warren -•_•- #lol

[@littenthepokemoncat304]

becuse of the mine tutre and THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

[@Callofgamer-xt9uw]

good one

[@jackgriffiths3210]

HA!

[@enzolaineable]

Warren -•_•-, LOLOLOLOL #lol

[@denarollins8484]

the line technically I'm a tortoise is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lthomason702]

I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!!

[@whalelisa5]

Ikr

[@theysaystayinyour9213]

ikr!

[@piggyoinkoink6352]

MINE TURTLES KILLED THE DINOSAURS

[@davidwatts8632]

wow

[@thebackyardninjas3660]

"Technically I'm a tortoise" Lol

[@floweytheflower2794]

I AM a stegosaurus

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@floweytheflower2794 *BOOM*

[@floweytheflower2794]

@@coachlombardi9657 NOOOO

[@JuanRios-mv4no]

Ive been lied to

[@itsearthwormsælly]

Mine turtle needs too be an actual turtle irl.

[@turtlemcplayz7899]

now i know why dinosaurs died

[@turtlemcplayz7899]

Reason: #MINETURTLE

[@peterafinotan8798]

TurtleMC Playz Yeeeeeeeeeeaasaaaaaaaaaaaaa BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIII

[@LorenaMartinez-vd7mg]

0:19 the kid was dabbing

[@phoenixwrightgamer5287]

Lorena Martinez Just stop...

[@aidancampbell1965]

TurtleMC Playz mine turtles lol

[@dv5107]

Its been 6 years already... wow

[@buttnuggetsauce7666]

Del V wait really!?

[@garfieldsenpai]

he visited on the moon with his time mechine,foght the aliens,THROW THE CHEEEEEESE!

[@youtubeargyoutube7398]

Que te vaya muy moña de la empresa y me

[@captainjames4649]

marmite

[@skittle_studios]

Del V ik

[@gingeabredguy8070]

"Rest of the world: Muffin Time!"
*"Meanwhile, in the middle East"*

[@nootnoot9589]

Gingerbread Man777 yah fuck you to.

[@--SINGED]

Under rated comment lol

[@idaechips7780]

Before i like 123
Now 124 😢 i ruinded it

[@Xannyphantom905]

@New User it's facts

[@cookie_595]

YES I AM IN THE MIDDLE EASTTTTTT but i like muffin time

[@anytchannel1081]

FUN FACT: the mine turtle was the reason dinos went extinct

[@cryptocoin7098]

Moon:THROW DA CHEESE!!!!!!!!

[@Guardiangamer-yv7vi]

The second I read this that played

[@mareubondad6098]

Mine Turtle hey mine turtle your my character!

[@cryptocoin7098]

Hello :D

[@trudygallagher6956]

Mine Turtle

[@moon_orchid143]

Hello Mine Turtle *steps on by accident*

[@iamthememe821]

Ahhh so that's how the dinosaur went extinct.....

[@iamthememe821]

Dinosaurs*

[@Youtubechannel-nu1fv]

Paige Meise lollololol good one

[@iamthememe821]

Crying Timmie lol thanks

[@hunlepto2239]

I was thinking about the samexD

[@sansbadtime8662]

Paige Meise lol

[@aronjayy4171]

My favorite part 1:29
Wait, no he doesn't..
MINE TURLE!!!!!

[@MUDGameshows]

9 YEARS AGO WHAT