The Perfect Poop
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
- Sometimes perfect is the enemy of good enough
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He wants the no-wipe dream... Every. Single. Day.
Don’t we all
And that’s why I use a bidet.
@@ferretyluv This. Absolutely this. Been dealing with crohn's for almost 15 years, and getting a bidet was the best choice I'd ever made.
He is lucky, because humanity invented washing the butt who knows how long ago
Jeremy dreams big. Huge for the group of us that have an emergency bucket in the basement in case someone else is using the bathroom.
WHAT?
Since you mentioned poop, before the invention of the WC, most elements returned more or less to the soils. Hundreds of years of agriculture allowed countless roots of plants to absorb almost every atom of Magnesium, and other elements; traditional NPK return only these three elements and foods are poor in Magnesium unless it is added again to the soil periodically. Great content as always, Doc Schmidt!
This is hilarious! Jeremy managed to find his way into another doctor's skit! I love this! ❤
Yes!!
I thought it was hilarious anyway... but Jeremy took it to a whole new level. Well done, Doc!
Don't mess with people's dreams. They are trying to avoid the mess.
You need to do videos on the carnivore diet people
I want you to make branded shotglasses for measuring lactulose. They should have graduations on the side for dosing.
It might have been poor taste for the institution where I once worked in the Herpetology clinic. (The supposedly reformed Ethanolites who are still practicing Ethonolism in the closet are real serpents to their families.)
Also get ready for June by being aware of your TRANSaminases.
Sorry, I like puns and can't ALTer my humor. Can you get pAST it?
Thanks for your funny channel. I will share with our Hepatologists.
*nod*
I poop 5 to 6 times a day
What?💀
@@xStarz05 you can have some
my man is a rabbit, dispensing 10 nuggets every visit.
More impressive than my usual 3 times daily!
When would this become a reason for a psych consult? I mean it looks like OCD and I wouldn't be surprised if the patient turned psychotic at some point
Please stop taking every weird thing a person does and turn it into a mental disorder. Its okay if people are different from you.
Hmmmmmm OCD?
This person should visit a psychiatrist for OCD or other anxiety related disorders.
Click bate nonsense. If you can’t make it just fake it right?
This video is about someone pursuing the perfect poop, and it is titled accordingly
this is a skit channel, not a scientific paper
#MakeMedicineFunny 😛💩