Spending A BILLION Dollars On The Disaster Farm - Farming Simulator 19
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- čas přidán 29. 01. 2019
- Idea. Buy ALL the available land in the game and raise it as high as possible. Then try to farm it. It sounds so much simpler than it actually is. Several problems later and over a billion dollars spent I really have nothing to show for my effort. Farming Simulator 19 gameplay with my commentary as always!
- Hry
With the shit he puts himself through, I am beginning to think DF actually just hates himself. Like real, deep, seething hatred.
Or maybe he just really loves us?
Damn that’s harsh, but it’s a good opinion
"Everything is going pretty well so far" DF's famous last words
This is the most masochistic person I've ever subbed to.
You Sir are reason developers cry to themselves to sleep at night.
Sigalpha this guy will be a wonderful person to be a beta tester
Him and "Lets game it out" They both are similar in there playstyles But different types of games they cover.
Your local._.idiot and gray still plays
The only book to ever make me cry was every math book in high school
“Is the result going to be worth it- absolutely not- it never is.” Laughed at this pretty hard. That’s how I feel about most real life work.
I really appreciate that DF picked a Forage Wagon instead of a normal Tipper. That's why the Combine wasn't unloading into it. Tip: Forage Wagons can only carry very specific crop types, which doesn't include Canola. You can see that in the store by looking at the list of icons. Forage Wagons can only carry about 5 types of crops, while normal Tippers can carry basically everything!
Exactly what I said
yeah he hampers himself a lot in this video.
"Maybe I should just make a normal ramp, like a normal person would."
*As if a normal person would NEED a ramp to get a tractor to their farm IN THE FIRST PLACE.*
Jennifer Cavenee wait.. you mean normal people don't have a ramp?!
I don't think normal people have a farm or a tractor to get to the farm either.
DF, the only youtuber to waste probably several days for one 17 minutes video
truly a legend
Go to "lets game it out" Hes spent the same time if not more on some games doing the dumbest crap just to do it and see how far he can push the game
They're the only two guys I've seen that can take a game I wouldn't play and make it look interesting. GrayStillPlays isn't bad either.
Df, gray, and lets game it out are kings in this manner
@@MisSpace They all have their strengths for sure. I don't even play that many games, but I could watch these vids all day.
same. but i play some games
You can attach the harvester head to a tractor like it’s a trailer
I''m pretty sure he tried/saw that and decided not to. At one point he has 2 of the same header out, 1 clearly in travel/wheel mode and the other attached to a combine.
Chris Meredith they automatically are in wheel/transport mode until they get hooked up to the harvester
With the bigger harvesters, you can usually also attach the header to the harvester itself like it was a trailer.
Mark Petersen even better
I was freaking screaming at my monitor at these points of the video lol
I love your farming simulator series. It's so relaxing but so funny..I actually laugh out loud quite a bit. Thanks for being charming and creative all the time!
We need to get more insane with this
make an obstacle course with the sky farms lmao
Is it possible to dig down in Farming Simulator? We've explored the sky, we need to go deeper.
Oh hey bud funny seeing you here
In this video DF proves hours and hours of work guarantees nothing
Business owner: I have a great idea! We could just grow all of our crops 500 feet higher!
Assistant: But sir-
Business Owner: Accept it Pam, accept it.
When are you going to go pro? I hear the esports community of the game is looking very promising
really?? a game with more bugs than things that work as planned? how are they going to make it an esport game if it doesnt even work properly...... giants just want money, nothing else, bunch of scumbags
simple. Without bugs or glitches which team can make the most money in a certain amount of time
@@mauricelafeber826 lmao, shut up Karen, it's a joke
Hi DF just wanted to thank you for making me laugh It's rare that I laugh, but every time I watch your video's I do (I'm a new viewer.) Thanks for your tips on Stardew Valley as well I'm a fairly new player and they are helpful! In all you make the game more enjoyable to play and watch.
@TheTruetGamingGuru May I ask why?
@TheTruetGamingGuru To be honest I don't know how to reply to that lol
me: Why am I wasting my life watching these videos instead of working on homework?
My brain: because you caaaan
@Сладкий Рулет true, true
This is literally me right now.
I had no homework for three days, I don’t care what I watch :)
Same here...
@Oilen because he can
Hear that ladies DF can plow for hours
O GOD
It's not just the ladies that are interested my friend.
Thank you, DF. Your dedication to these videos, and our entertainment, is super appreciated.
So I get a commercial for Star Trek just at the point where you're going to jump with the plow into "Space the final frontier." Perfection
"Are you proud of yourself" Oh DF....your masochistic tendencies amuse the hell out of me......
"this doesn't look like canola"
"this is *grass* "
see this is what we need, rather than building a wall, we need to just make america so tall that nobody can climb up to us
so that thing that is swinging on the harvester headers left side is the hitch to tow them behind a truck or tractor. just thought you would like to know.
Also, can I just say how insane your channel has grown over the last 8 months? For reference, the 50k sub vid was in june of last year. . . You deserve every single one.
I saw the title and already started laughing after seeing more of this it’s even funnier keep being awesome DF
I can just hear his eye twitching out of frustration in his voice lol.
I'm so glad you put all this effort into your videos.
I rarely like youtube videos but I liked this the second you said "hours and hours this took"
4:55 - 5:19 is one of the best moments I've seen in a long time.
Not very many people can entertain me by intentionally wasting my time. You're a lord.
That was the most brutal video i've ever seen by you, earnt a subscribe 10x over
DF I have to say, these videos are really fun!
Not for him 😈😈😈
I love your intro tho Good job man
13:08 DF: "You proud of what you've done? Well you're gonna sit there forever... starve to death."
Worker: "So what your saying is that you're going to pay me to sit in a tractor forever doing nothing? I guess I am proud of what I've done!"
Love the series! If you're planning on continuing it, these games have always had a bomb modding scene, so you should check some of those out! A good one for your wild ideas would be Courseplay, it let's you hire workers that are much more capable of performing simple tasks, you can even set routes for them to do everything automatically (hauling and selling grain, harvesting the crop properly, cultivating, spraying weeds, everything!)
Keep it up dude
"If only we just had a really simple way to connect all these fields together"
Normal land connected by roads: WhAt ThE fUcK dUdE
I crack a laugh every time you say murder hole!
Brings me back to looking down the row from the back of the wagon and thinking there is only 100 more to go lmao
You are actually insane, but I must say I am at awe
Did you remeber to feed your plants Pa- I mean manure
It's funny because I just love your voice specially when you're being sarcastic
I too, like grassy canola. The hired help is my spirit animal.
These videos are oddly satisfying
So, I love Stardew Valley but I gotta say, I laugh at Farming Simulator far more. This is a game I would never personally play, but know that the time you put into entertaining us with this game is golden and appreciated.
Wierd that u chatted three times...
Man, I love this started valley mod! It's so realistic!
DF sounds like he'll calmly rip someones spine out tbh
I call people and things in my games "idiots" a lot more often since I've been binge watching most of your (mostly) Stardew Valley content.
Those huge harvester headers have wheels for a reason...to trail behind lengthwise rather than widthwise so you can drive them on the narrow roads.
He DF, those headers can be transported long sided on the back of your harvesters. Basically just like the red plower. Maybe handy for te next one of these vids, really love them XD
And maybe you selected the wrong trailer, one that doesn't actually pick up canola. Idk just guessing here, sad to see this fail.
Love your vids
Monday: I'd like to introduce the new minister for farming
Friday: the new farming minister has blown the budget on raising all our farmland as high as humanly possible.
So there's no farming budget left?
It's worse - there's no budget left.
i remember watching this 3 years ago, the good ol days man
idk how but this is honestly one of the funniest fucking videos ive ever seen in my life
I live for these
I had a frustration panic attack while watching this. Please punish yourself more for us!
I dont know if this was intentional or not, but the harvester headers could be towed behind the combine in FS2017, I assume it's the same in FS2019. So lotta face-palming there from me watching you try to move the combine around with them attached on the front >.>
It's the same in fs19
Ikr I just stared so wierd whole time i was watching it’s like duuh
you sound like caboose from red vs blue and it is the best thing known to man
I spent a solid 4 minutes internally screaming at my monitor "GET A HEADER TRAILER" and "JUST CUT DOWN THE TREES"
You do know that the monitor cant hear you right? .......but your mom can 😂
@@LiIAxe I'm sure this would be accurate if:
A) I was _externally_ screaming and
B) I still lived with my mother
1. You need to use a normal trailer that takes every crop
2. You can turn of plant withering
3. You can extend a arm from the big heders so you can drag them with a tractor
4. You can turn off weeds
My favorite series so far
You are too good for us. We don't deserve a treasure like you. :D
I think the complete opposite.....
While I love stardew Valley this makes me laugh so much.
Videos like this make me want to play this
This was a great video lol
Wow this new stardew update looks great!
Also just tow the damn headers I'm gonna die watching you struggle
Citizens: we don’t give a fuck about how you farm, we want potatoes
I like how they have a trailer hitch on the left side of them, but he still connects them to the front of the tractor and deals with the trees instead of pulling it up there..
Game dev: so we want this game to stay under df’s radar,
Df a day later: so I found this random game and I’m probably gonna break it in a few seconds.
It would be terrifying to drive through those.
That header can be towed lol
Also the tipper you had is for grass etc not crop.
cant get a plow trough the road plow head has a toe on it buys new plow job well done
The 45ft header for the combine can be towed by tractor, pickup anf MAYBE the harvester. I know the New Holland has a hitch.
You know theres such things as header trailers 😂😂
You can attach the header to the back of the combine with the bar on it or get a header trailer but note all headers don’t have a draw bar
Just letting you know that first header you were using is also a trailer xD you could have just hooked the header up to the harvester and dragged it to the field
The trailer wasn't able to hold canola, and the big headers you wanted to use can be pulled behind a harvester or tractor, as they have a hitch. Some headers don't have wheels, and must have a seperate trailer for transport.
By the way u could pass those trees and I can show you how, since the steering is in the back, you can reverse between the trees and turn right around taking out half of the front part off the way.
since it seems you have never played one of these before, traffic can be turned off, also the header for the combine has a hitch on it because it is meant to be towed by the combine making it much narrower. or a chainsaw would cut down trees.
DF seems like one of those guys the pee a little bit in excitement when they see farm equipment irl
Those new holland headers are trailers you can tow them behind the harvester ... Plus this game has chainsaws
He’s too underrated.
I was wondering maybe you could some more graveyard keep I want to see a zombie army!
Its almost night time, and I'm playing in real time.....
Those words... should never have been spoken.
I like how you can add a billion tons of dirt till you have a litteral wall surrounding someone.....
they can't even really complain because, well, you DO OWN the land right up to exactly THAT point which the ground levels off.
this whole video can be summed up with "altitude sickness"
“You wouldn’t believe how strong the light poles are, they’re invincible”
You need a tipper or hopper for that my friend ,That’s for hay, straw and grass. Any questions you need answered just go to FS19 on you tube and ask away!!!! 😄
Good luck
Ok you need to park on the actual right side everything will require you to park on a certain side
You could use the harvester to pull the harvesting tool sideways. it has wheels.
Is there a mod that can make your vehicles faster so you can work faster?
4:29 dem rhymes
Is it possible in this game to terraform land beneath normal ground level? Could you have a farm that instead of in the sky is in a giant hole in the ground?
The harvesterheader.... jesus.... you attach it on the back, and then attach to front when at your destination omg
You can pull the headers like that with the combine and tractors and trucks
You should enter the farm simulator eSports league. I feel like you could win it all.
He used a forage tipper for canola tho 😂
It works dosen't it?
Can you cut down trees in 2019?
I know in 2017 you could but i havent played 19 yet
Please, make more videos from game Gold Rush! I miss this series alot!
You can put that harvestin thing that was stack in the back of the harvester like a trailer
You can tow the harvester head with a tractor to get it up the ramp
its a bit late but the red pole ont the one that fits, thats to pull it behind like the plow.