Scary Movie 3 (7/11) Movie CLIP - O Shizl Gzngahr (2003) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Hijinks ensue when Cindy (Anna Faris) commandeers Ross Giggins' (Jeremy Piven) teleprompter in order to let the populace know about the killer videotape.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
While star Anna Faris returns for the third film in the Scary Movie series, the power behind the camera has shifted from the Wayans brothers to one of the Zucker brothers. The Zucker in question is David Zucker, and he's brought along his partner in movie-parody crime, Leslie Nielsen. This time around, aim is taken at such horror blockbusters as Signs and The Ring, while films of other genres, including Independence Day, 8 Mile, and The Matrix, are also lampooned. The plot finds Cindy (Faris) trying to help the president (Nielsen) thwart an alien attack while also facing crop circles and a mysterious video tape. In the spirit of the two Matrix sequels, Scary Movie 3 was shot back-to-back with Scary Movie 4. Queen Latifah, Charlie Sheen, and Eddie Griffin also star.
CREDITS:
TM & © Miramax Films (2003)
Cast: Jeremy Piven, Anna Faris
Director: David Zucker
Producers: Phil Dornfeld, Grace Gilroy, Kevin Marcy, Andrew Rona, Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Robert K. Weiss, Brad Weston
Screenwriters: Craig Mazin, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson, Phil Beauman, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
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That's one dedicated news reporter.
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@@beatingstuff88 anything to guarentee that paycheck he gets! At least he kept a straight face, I would've been laughing 😂
@@wisnuandre2038 ehh bambank
Especially when he doesn't bat an eye when he finds out his wife's been cheating on him with the janitor for over a decade on live TV 😂😂
The janitor wasnt sleeping with the anchormans wife
We praise all these actors, but no one mentions the writters. They're the true legends
The Writers are pretty good too
The writers just watched old Leslie Neilson movies 😄
John Writter?
only time writers are acknowledged is when the writing is bad
I love the Writter brothers also.
the cleaner guy is freaking badass
O.G Autistler it's a joke..plus this movie made fun of hip hop culture...it's comedy..they had mercy on no one.
Jacki Janitor*
Gappie Al Kebabi he wouldn’t either
@Gappie Al Kebabi Yes, we would.
His name is Zubie. You can see his name tag.
1:09 I love how Cindy and her boss just throw themselves on the ground without the janitor doing anything XD
I think Cindy grabbed his leg and went for an elbow drop
@Erios 852 yeah, Cindy takes him out. The janitor was just trying to get them out of the way to use the teleprompter.
They were making fun of how unrealistic fighting scenes look in some movies
No she elbows him lol
@@garybarham1981I just realized it
The actor playing the news anchor we have to give him props for not laughing during this scene 😂😂
Look at 1:27, he was nearly ready to crack up 😂
It’s ari gold what do you expect 😂
@@samarthpatel8093 Entourage!!
Because it’s an actor not a real news reporter. If he was actual the news anchor then it’d worth giving him prompts bc he’d be doing his job. This guys job is to act. Years of doing that it gets pretty easy to stay in character
How many takes do you think it took for this scene? Do you think they would put the scene in the movie if he was laughing? A movie is created with scenes that are redone and edited.
Props to the reporter for being so professional despite of all the meaningless words thrown at him...
😂😂😂😂😂
SethAngelo 13, So business as usual?
🤣🤣🤣 i was looking for this comment he doesn’t get enough credit for the way he performed this so eloquently 🔥👌🏾🎯
those people aren't reporters. They're just mouthpieces, like this guy proves here. They just read what's on the screen. I know its supposed to be a joke but there's a lot of truth to it
@@Eralen00 Biden: end of quote, repeat the line.
@Eralen00 For real. Today this is more truth than ever.
I love how the black guy comes in to stop them and just takes over lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
right
🤣🤣🤣🤣 same jahhaahhahahahahahxjzzjjzixksosixksldldoddodoooxodpspxc
Who is the black guy lol
@@bhogg767 chocolate daddy
"The news is about sex, violence and the weather"
"That reminds me...we're gonna need that 'porn star shot dead in a hurricane' story, one hour!"
Colin Donovan "Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday, a naked couple was brutally murdered.
Just what the fuck...
And an evil video tape that KILLS anyone watching
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Colin Donovan ewww
Jeremy Piven's delivery is so on point in this scene xD *hilarious af*
o shizl gzingar
@@sonofsanto The fact that CZcams thought you were speaking a foreign language is hilarious!
@@IsaiahRichards692 what language did it detect as i’m on mobile
@@sonofsanto It converted “O” to “The”. The other words were left as they were.
@@sonofsanto, your mobile can't translate that.
That janitor just casually came on the situation, admitted he slept with the reporter's wife for years, said "Peace!" and just left. What a legend.
"Correction there really is no danger, actually i didnt mean anything i just said." "Yes i did, every word of it" LMAO
Well yes but actually no
@@radioactiverat8751 lmao
Politicians in a nutshell
Thats very rhetorical
It’s like he’s talking to himself
first n word pass in film history 😂
Maybe because a black guy was typing the words.
a white guy in scary movie 2 said it, and that was before this movie
It did make me a little uncomfortable. I don't like that word, full stop.
But you have to let this one slide given it was the Wayans who made him say it. Obviously the scene itself gives him a pass.
@@Michelle_Schu-blacka you mean, you yourself is going to make this one slide yourself, because you feel offended and others do too but you're making this sound serious
@@aim-9sidewinder550 I don't know what you mean
How did he do that with a straight face?! 😂
Becca Gregory lots of practice
Because its Ari Gold
It's called outtakes.
@@johnnypimpinz5202 No because he can
@@johnnypimpinz5202 My guess is there was much corpsing during that scene.
“Yo what’s the wifi password?”
“On the back of the router”
*Back of the router 1:06
💯
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 that's true
Underrated comment 😂
😂😂😂💯
I remember as a kid pissing myself from laughing every time this scene came on. Still gets me to this day! 🤣
Aww. That reminded me of my little brother. Whenever I made him laugh hard he would piss himself. It made me feel like I was the best big brother ever making him laugh that hard. 🥲❤️
Same😂❤
@@alexcisneros2980 that’s sweet
Did you piss yourself out of your finger
This guy is a fucking robot. If I was reading that, I'd be laughing my ass off
He probably had to take multiple takes to do it.
1:27 I think he was about to lose his shit at least for a split second 😂
I thought that was Ron Burgandy for a moment because you know he always reads everything.
News stations only hire people who won't think critically about what they're reading. They just read what's on the screen because the boss says so
Reminds me of the airplane story with those fake names
I love the look on the janitor's face when he walks away like he's thinking "my work here is done."
Haha yeah, the comedic timing of that patriotic news jingle as he proudly walks offscreen is also done perfectly.
The janitor was a better "reporter" I guess.
Turning now to sports.... And an evil video tape.. 😂😂
I know right? So much for sports lol.
I woulda thumbed up, but you're currently sitting at 666 likes.
Some of those highlights truly are evil lol.
And that's how Spygate began
Vince Mcmahon and his WWE product
This actually came out before Bruce Almighty. This was the original hijacked teleprompter scene
bruce almighty came out 5 months before scary movie 3.
@halloween_ends_official_soundtrack_2022 did you have a stroke while typing?
I'm wondering how Jeremy Piven was able to keep a straight face doing that scene without cracking up.
If you look at 1:27 you can see him almost crack up
Probably after many many takes.
@@infinityalbi9840 LOL😁🤣!
That's coz he is Ari gold 😎
this is the best movie scene in history
+Soniele Otaku i was in stitches when i first saw this part this part always has me laughing
Bruce Almighty's one is very funny too lol
Paulo Alves
yeah both that 1 and this part copied from it has me in stitches
no its 1 no question
Soniel Kiru
"She likes her some chocolate" lol xD
Brain rich. i subscribe to u
What does it mean?
Hakim Ishak oh dear!! Sit down son, I meant to talk to you. It´s about your wife...
Ox Denet I'm listening.
You know all those weekend trips she said she´s been taking to LaLa Land ?
1:04 trying to rap busta rhymes be like
1:05*
1:06
@@abducco3110 yo mama
Lmfao
1:05 that part killed me when I was a kid!! 😂😂😂
Me, too.“Shizzel gizzen gar”😂
😂
My brother and I pissed ourselves laughing too 😂
Sounds yidish
Same 😂😂😂
I love how the janitor just joins in after stopping them.
This was the best scary movie hands down
Dahzia Staley yeah bro followed by one than four five and two
five was trash..
Scary movie 3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 5
Number 1s the funniest by far so many lines to quote from it I watch it at least once a month haha!
1 3 2 4 5
Agreed! They all have funny parts, but this is the only one that's funny the whole way through, IMO.
News channel's need to hire him right away, i would watch the news more often xD
amen to that brother lol
maybe add some of them strip weather reporter's as well
SoberBeatz The black guy or Cindy?
@@mattgerrish908 the guy who reads
@@snakesolid6823 Oh ok. Why is that? Because he can say anything with a straight face?
Know what I'm sayin', Nigga?
She likes her some chocolate
+Smaug correction there really is no danger actually i didnt really mean anything i just said yes i did every word of it everyone watching this could b dead in a week
Z The Shark He's fired now.
Sharpton for president Ya'll, i'm outie. Peace
I never knew this movie was so funny
Mr everywhere is now here
Really?
1:22 always made me cry laughing lmfaoo
how long did it take to do this scene without laughing??
18 4 6 9 takes 😁
And that's Ari Gold
Nevermind that, how long did it take before the guy managed to say all of this in one take? XD
Are you doing try not to laugh
12 years, know what im saying
"SHE LIKES HER SOME CHOCOLATE" 😂
Allura I feel like that never gets old 😂
Allura CHOCOLATE FOR PRESIDENT Y'ALL
I've got some chocolate for you!😉
JJ 012 *Sharpton. As in Al Sharpton.
girl you are *everywhere*
Sharpton for President y'all, I'm outtie
Peace!
Whats is that mean? Salute to president ???
no it literally means that this fictional character wants Al Sharpton to be president.
yep, He was running for president in 2004 the same time this movie was made.
MrKenichi22 what’s Sharpton’s political affiliation?
The way a reporter just kept saying what's on the teleprompter even the N word ... It's too freaking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
1:07
*Turns on subtitles*
Subtitles: better get up, better get up, better get up
Lmao
Computers, sometimes I wonder if their invention was a curse or a blessing.
@@twistedyogert it's both
'I gotta think of a sheet and walk'
@@fecking_weirdo New sneakers and blackened bracket
Love how the reporter dosnt question on what he’s reading. Just straight faced dedicated lol
Like most of the world these days. Why does Elon Musk want to go to Mars? So he and his billionaire buddies can be far away from Earth's bullshit. Eaither that or living on other planets sounds awesome and could lead to technologies that can save it.
@@twistedyogert Both, probably.
Facts bro
That probably took like 2000 takes to keep a straight face
"Know what I'm sayin nigga?...she likes her some chocolate .."lmao
😂😂😂😂
1:07 that guys face gets me every time😂😂
Which one?.
Back when they still knew that words only offend if matched with the intent to cause offence...
I love your comment. Salute !
it still hasn't changed wym
@@NeatoUnused Yeah but not exactly.
@@NeatoUnused Yes, yes it has changed
lol frfr
The way the janitor licks his lips when he writes "she likes her some chocolate"
"O Shizl Gzngahr" sounds like one of the Lovecraftian's Ancient Ones...
Flyest of the old ones, who’s rhymes break minds.
“Cthulhu was buried in R’lyeh and summoned chanting the O Shizl Gznngar”
I see it 💯
Kek
O Shizl Gzngahr 😂😂😂
Or an insult in Dothraki lol.
“Know what I’m saying ni$$a she like her some chocolate” 😂🤣
u pu$$y, it's N that's banned anyways not GG lol
This is probably the funniest movie in the Scary Movie franchise and this in my opinion is the funniest scene.....its golden, so hilarious!!!
nah 2 was
@@Hardstyler981 What?
4 is my favorite
@@Hardstyler981 At least 2 is better 5
the first two were and are.
cindy at 1:12 going in with the elbow and hiyyaa cranks me everytime
1:07, their face impressions. 😂😂
Thats skill when you can read mumbo jumbo like that.
Benjamin Lucas u
*mumbo jumbo*
I said the same thing. He pronounced everything perfectly too!
What if that was an African language??
It's funny how news reporters in these types of movies just keep on reading and saying it out loud.
He's arigold boiii
Its funny how your profile pic indicates your not a cool person
1:32 he forgot to say his fired 😂😂😂😂
For dropping the n-bomb on national TV even though he's only reading whatever the teleprompter says? Yeah, that was very stupid.
I wish I could’ve been at the theatre when this movie came out lmao. I bet everyone was laughing😂😂
I was 7 when I saw this in theaters and I do remember people cracking up at this part xD
I was laughing so hard in the theater I couldn't breath lol. Nobody could stop laughing 😂
Oh, we were. The audience had trouble breathing for laughing so hard XD
I was there lol I was 8 when this came out, they didn't want to let me in lol but I was with an adult so they did, it was packed and everyone was laughing there asses off
I was there people laughed hard
Back when people had a sense of humor, RIP.
They still do but now you can get in trouble for it so these movies don't come out anymore.
1:23 actor would get cancelled on Twitter in a heartbeat nowadays, unfortunately.
@@larsthemartian9554 its because most of twitter are full of people that stay home and dont have friends irl so they spend their time cancelling people since they have nothing better to do
the nword isnt funny though
@@soma4320 Well as a lone word nothing is funny, but personally the way they used it here was pretty hilarious.
"Turning now to sports...And an evil video tape that kills anyone that watches it in 7 days.."
With a line like "Sharpton for president" in the script, this really is a horror movie.
He ran in 2000
Imagine if he won 😂😄😅
😂😂😂😂😂
I remember when I laughed my head off the first time I heard the “O Shizl Gzngahr” line 😂😂
Can we just all admit its jeremy Piven's deadpan, serious acting that makes this scene so great?
Spot on ^ How the hell he managed to deliver these lines without bursting into laughter is beyond me. The man did great.
@@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective probably read them so many times at home, that he eventually hated them
He truly does not get enough credit for this scene.
1:06 Eminem been quiet since that verse dropped
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know what I say nigga she likes her some chocolate lol
😂😂😂😂
1:23 I’m done 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
The fact he said THE word makes it that much more funny knowing how movies are today 😂
For over 18 years I have said "Oh shizingar" whenever something bad happens. I didn't remember where it was from until a few days ago and BAM! Nostalgia! Can't believe it's been that long!
Don't show this to Twitter users. Protect that man at all costs.
Don’t show this on any social media full stop
@@oisinlynch8427 we can now we've got Truth Social
@@billworboyes7148 well ok then
Didn't expect to Come here and See Ileiad's Inferno.
the black dude was funny
Did he use magic to knock out the two?
I think he uses the force
Mace Windu
I know right
"I'm outtie" 😂😂😂
.....
....
........ peace
I cried the first time I watched this :D
“Sharpton for President, y’all!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
This had me crying 😭😭😭 dude didn't even crack a smile while reading the prompter
reminds me of bruce almighty
Harmonizer808 Well, duh. The "Scary Movie" franchise is meant to be parodies, and Bruce Almighty is one of the movies they imitated.
Harmonizer808 I do da cha cha like a sissy girl.
Harmonizer808 thats the guy who played the reporter in Bruce almighty
+masters of cod zombies Steve Carrell played Evan in Bruce Almighty. This guy is NOT Steve Carrell.
It was just for laughs
Bc if anyone remembers
Bruce almighty didn't come out
Till later in 200's.
The janitor is the real hero here
O SHIZZLE GIZZLEGAR
😂😂
Every time I need to smile I just play this everything about it from the execution to the looks on their faces I can't help but smile
This was by far the best Scary Movie. Scene after scene was just comedy gold 😅
I remember when I was kid, the line "she likes herself some chocolate" for some was hysterical to me.
And it still is 🤣
Best part of the movie
Other than the ending credits.
They copied this scene from Bruce Allmighty. The original scene is way funniert even with the Jeremy Piven bonus added.
eXXa1987 This movie came out the same summer as Bruce Almighty. The only way they could have copied the scene is if they'd had a time machine.
Bruce Almighty came out in May, Scary movie came out October. There is 5 months between, it wouldn't take anything to add a scene. Not to mention, you have no idea if the film writers had seen the script and knew. It's obviously from that film, because that's what they do.
Chewable Jim
This movie is a parody of other movies. Of course they took the scene and they made it funnier in my opinion.
That never gets old for me
Dude just hit the hardest R
Bruh lmfao 1:23 & she likes her some chocolate I’m laughing hard af. The janitor is literally having fun typing hilarious random words & just takes over the computer😂😂
1:04 🤣🤣🤣 I died in Laughter when I saw that for the 1st Time! but also funny when the Janitor takes over!
That N Word delivery always kills me everytine
Ik Jeremy Piven had himself a good laugh after doing this scene 😂
That janitor is literally the definition of badass
Damn, was not ready for the n-bomb to drop lol. Funny scene
She likes her some chocolate 😂😂
Sharpton for president yall peace
You like yourself some chocolate too
Chocolate for President, y'all. I'm outta here. Peace
I like the fact that he changes his pitch so smooth and natural at
Turning now to sports
**And an evil video tape **
it's so adorable
Most dedicated news reporter to ever exist
He gave him the n pass
I just realized that Ana Farris and Jeremy Piven where both in Entourage making references to Scary Movie.
This scene is genius its 2018 and still can't forget this masterpiece 😂
2021 now and it's still masterpiece
2022
20 years old now
"Turning now to sports....and an evil video tape😃"
1:06 gets me every time
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact. That the news reporter wasn't confused and didn't say wait what's going on why am i saying this stuff? He just kept reading what was being typed and kept going.
Omg yeah! that’s so true lol😂
I thought I was the only one who referred to this scene as O Shizl Gzngahr. So funny!
When he speaks gibberish really fast he sounds like a rap god
Zack Smith do do do do do do
Do do do do
Do do do do
AAAAA!
@@coledoucette5116 Eminem would go mad.
This scene is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣. Can't get enough 😆😆😆
O SHIZL GZNGAHR 😂
Reminds me of a certain elderly President...
1:24 made me bust all of my food out of my mouth lmao
Oh shizzle gizzle gar!
That is one Badass news reporter. Love how he obeys anything that shows on the computer
The guy doing the tongue lick sells the “chocolate” part
"She likes her some chocolate" 😂
The fact that this was written by the same guy who did Chernobyl and The Last of Us baffles me.