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  • Taylor Tomlinson welcomes Lisa Ann Walter, Michelle Collins, and Daniel Franzese into the group chat! They discuss TikTok protest chants, appetizing reality show menu items, and an expensive new way to get New York restaurant reservations.
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    AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.
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  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Před 28 dny +57

    5:06 I love Taylor’s micro aggressions at capitalism and vanity culture that leak through before shes like “OH WAIT, I LOVE CBS” 😂

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons Před 19 dny

      I preferred the scene because of that tbh

  • @JoaoPessoa86
    @JoaoPessoa86 Před 28 dny +42

    excuse you, Celebrity Jeopardy *champion* Lisa Ann Walter

    • @bunnyfernwood
      @bunnyfernwood Před 28 dny +6

      Put some respect on that name!! Haha I was so proud of her when she won ❤

  • @johnnelson4731
    @johnnelson4731 Před 29 dny +89

    The points don't matter, and neither does the order of uploads. Just enjoy the content, people! The jokes are still funny out of order. I don't get why people care so much.

    • @sharrondope7011
      @sharrondope7011 Před 28 dny +1

      🎯

    • @dorkydara
      @dorkydara Před 28 dny +12

      So true, but they ARE fun to watch in order. I just wait a few extra hours until the channel uploads a full playlist, then I can hit play all and enjoy the show as it progresses

    • @Javmon9
      @Javmon9 Před 28 dny +4

      Hey the order does matter damn it cuz the jokes are out of order sometimes and then you have to piece it together

    • @haybails603
      @haybails603 Před 28 dny +4

      If you care, go to the playlists tab and click play all on the date you want

    • @camannwordsmith
      @camannwordsmith Před 28 dny +4

      Right? It's such a strange comment, and I see it so often.
      It's a show made of BITS, guys. What possible difference does it make if it's in order or not? With *very* few exceptions (like Drew's Phish joke), the segments are unrelated to each other!
      People just gotta be angry about SOME nonsense, I guess

  • @SiKedek
    @SiKedek Před 28 dny +47

    Hey, it's this year's Celebrity Jeopardy champion, Lisa Ann Walter!

  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip Před 28 dny +16

    Lisa Ann's broadway-ready Seagull call was worth double points

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Před 29 dny +47

    Wish I had one; I’d name him Petrock Stewart

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr Před 29 dny +41

    The rock: “I have no mouth, and I must scream”.

  • @notyournormalg1
    @notyournormalg1 Před 28 dny +32

    The Grindr joke was PERFECT.

  • @mondaynightballroom20
    @mondaynightballroom20 Před 28 dny +9

    Between Tuesday and Wednesday, the talent booking department really earned their eventual Emmy

  • @theyorkrose5274
    @theyorkrose5274 Před 28 dny +18

    Can't believe this isn't a hashtag wars round. Where's "Love Island Iced Tea"? 😂

  • @bunnyfernwood
    @bunnyfernwood Před 28 dny +10

    Lisa Ann is such a babe 😍

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Před 28 dny +11

    Daniel and Lisa Ann are cracking me up.
    Michelle is... on the wrong show? I think?

  • @DJLCBrown
    @DJLCBrown Před 28 dny +6

    If you need Seagull Boy, you yell "I just bought some fries at a beachside restaurant!"

  • @probably-nobody
    @probably-nobody Před 28 dny +8

    I don't know what that seagull kid said, but my dog wants to fight him now.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley Před 28 dny +6

    Does the prize rock have the same googly eyes that were on the tiny couch for the Weird Al episode?

  • @elenadevour8423
    @elenadevour8423 Před 28 dny +9

    Lisa Ann The Queen that you are ⭐

  • @lisadawne
    @lisadawne Před 28 dny +7

    CHESSY AND DAMIAN , WOOOOO WHAT A CROSSOVER !!!! 😄

  • @user-ud6ui7zt3r
    @user-ud6ui7zt3r Před 8 dny

    I love watching Lisa Ann Walter
    SLOW DANCE
    *the twist.*

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 Před 28 dny +11

    OMG LISA ANN!!!!

  • @hollyjhager
    @hollyjhager Před 26 dny +2

    Nice outfit, Taylor!

  • @wilbs009
    @wilbs009 Před 28 dny +11

    Is this a Lindsey Lohan panel?

  • @yoni5570
    @yoni5570 Před 12 dny

    8:18 - 8:31. Crowdwork gold.

  • @marctoad
    @marctoad Před 28 dny +15

    Taylor has strong platonic female friend/sister energy

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 27 dny +2

    All Pet Rocks should have googly eyes! Otherwise they are just rocks.

  • @darcyglavine5860
    @darcyglavine5860 Před 28 dny +5

    Taylor's outfit has a bit of a pirate vibe

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza Před 28 dny +1

    You can totally humiliate your kids in public. No I'm not a therapist, but my kids may need one😂

  • @guaposneeze
    @guaposneeze Před 28 dny +4

    Huh... LAW is tiny. I am used to only seeing her on Abbot next to Quinta Brunson, who is teeny tiny.

  • @Raddiebaddie
    @Raddiebaddie Před 19 dny

    K9 joke was epic 😂

  • @ididedit2450
    @ididedit2450 Před 28 dny +4

    jeopardy winner here :)

  • @turkicnomad5632
    @turkicnomad5632 Před 12 dny

    8:24 Taylor if this isn’t the cover of your next stand up special I stg

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase Před 28 dny +2

    It's Seagull Boy!

  • @oppie..
    @oppie.. Před 27 dny +2

    oh lisa ann walter my pookie bear where do i even begin tehehehe 🤭☺️🎀

  • @DaleRibbons
    @DaleRibbons Před 7 dny

    Michelle Collins was channeling the spirit of Kristi Noem.

  • @user-ud6ui7zt3r
    @user-ud6ui7zt3r Před 8 dny

    Somebody should get Taylor a pair of glasses that make her eyes look like the eyes on South Park.

  • @asterisk5054
    @asterisk5054 Před 28 dny +3

    that kid is about to steal Josh Ruben's job /j

    • @DubbyXV
      @DubbyXV Před 28 dny +2

      "Hey come on Sam, we can totally do a noise boys episode with 4 people, right...?"

  • @o-_-ojb
    @o-_-ojb Před 28 dny

    I do love a good face lift 😊

  • @DOSkywalkR
    @DOSkywalkR Před 28 dny +2

    I was born in January 1985, did I miss the cut-off point to hate Tiktok? Because I'd hate to not hate it 😋

  • @hourwagontoupeeferret6107

    ADAA? Why that’s the American dodgeball association of America!!!

  • @L_M_V
    @L_M_V Před 29 dny +4

    I should check… I think the first clip is always the longest.
    This is today’s longest clip, you’re watching *CLIP #1*
    Like with other late night shows… those which are real talk shows.

  • @uninvincibleete
    @uninvincibleete Před 27 dny +1

    chessy!!!!

  • @PavelPanayotov
    @PavelPanayotov Před 28 dny +1

    Funny enough, for April Fools in a game they introduced a rock with the same eyes that was named Dwayne. Dwayne The Rock is much better :D

  • @kennywilson2129
    @kennywilson2129 Před 17 dny

    Just wanted to send a comment about how wonderfully happy and funny your show is, :), so it will probably be canceled soon :( I'll enjoy you and your wacky comedy for as long as it lasts.
    Keep the funny coming, and enjoy your day, and night.
    Thanks for all the funny.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Před 27 dny +1

    There's no legitimate reason anyone "needs" to watch something on the toilet, and well, even if you do, there are other options besides freaking TikTok, like CZcams!

  • @clareoclareo2626
    @clareoclareo2626 Před 27 dny

    Proud to be British.
    And yes re healthcare

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea Před 29 dny +4

    0:01, cute top

  • @expectationlost
    @expectationlost Před 28 dny

    She started behind the podium?

  • @godnoble
    @godnoble Před 24 dny +1

    "A human bouncer"? What are the other bouncer options?

  • @Palidine4M0O
    @Palidine4M0O Před 28 dny

    Cuz i'm a lady XD XD XD

  • @oppie..
    @oppie.. Před 27 dny

    oh nah let me host the show

  • @tufthome
    @tufthome Před 28 dny +3

    More Michelle Collins, please!!

  • @Tweetyresm
    @Tweetyresm Před 26 dny

    Awkward cut at 1:09? Was Taylor laughing too much??

  • @mociman
    @mociman Před 29 dny +11

    I'm watching this in the toilet 😔

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Před 29 dny +3

      Hope ya gyat things a-movin' 🚽

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 Před 28 dny +2

      Hey, what do you know, so am I! Toilet buddies!!!

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Před 28 dny +1

      @@jasonflay8818 me too, when I got your notification.

    • @justaguy12345
      @justaguy12345 Před 28 dny +3

      Sorry to hear! Hope you can crawl back out!

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Před 28 dny +1

      @@justaguy12345 I knew there was something wrong with the semantics

  • @NerfThisBoardGames
    @NerfThisBoardGames Před 28 dny +2

    LMAO just sell yourself to CBS

  • @TheMagic0214
    @TheMagic0214 Před 28 dny +1

    MICHELLE COLLINS. PERIOD.

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary Před 29 dny +1

    This was a rough episode

    • @itzritz
      @itzritz Před 28 dny +1

      After yesterday's, yes. But they can't all be bangers.

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Před 28 dny +1

    When did Kathie Griffin become Lisa-Anne Walter?

  • @sucha_shocker
    @sucha_shocker Před 27 dny +2

    Michelle wasn’t funny she was just loud

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ Před 28 dny

    Well after 4 hilarious episodes in a row, we were due for a dud… yikes

  • @jocelynbaker6718
    @jocelynbaker6718 Před 29 dny

    We didn’t learn what’s in the Tom Cruise cake Michelle and every person who talks about TC on late night TV mentions, and that’s the real reason After Midnight should have been a talk show I will hear no arguments

  • @luisdiaz-valero9329
    @luisdiaz-valero9329 Před 29 dny +2

    Why are all the uploads still out of order? I hate seeing the ending before the intro. And it’s weird that it’s uploaded here before the episode is available on Paramount+. Oh god! Ignore that… I’m clearly watching this show far too much for my own good

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall Před 28 dny +3

    I'm pro-LGBTQ, but has anyone noticed that our gay siblings, who comprise just shy of 10% of the actual U.S. population, have comprised 75% of the panelists? Not hatin', just pointing this out. My only takeaway is that gay people are talented comedians. #lgbtq

    • @spoilers9723
      @spoilers9723 Před 28 dny +2

      It's not really 75% but sure it's disproportional... but most industries are.

    • @jdrano2215
      @jdrano2215 Před 12 dny +1

      Could be comedians have more issues.......

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 27 dny

    A big no to that outfit, Taylor!

  • @RedstonerD
    @RedstonerD Před 29 dny +1

    Probably want to stop uploading 10 vids in a row at a time. Making me unsub even though i like the content