A Decade of Kevin Hart Dad Jokes Part 2

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  • A compilation of Kevin Hart dad jokes through the years so good that we turned it into a two parter!
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  • @ajarends1772
    @ajarends1772 Před 2 lety +532

    "FUCK U IS THE CODE"THAT SCENE KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelmendoza1876
    @angelmendoza1876 Před 2 lety +3510

    “Check mate bitch, I hung up the phone” got me dead😂😂😂

  • @zeni595
    @zeni595 Před 2 lety +3169

    i love how open he is about getting caught

  • @s.dot0306
    @s.dot0306 Před 2 lety +2186

    "In my mind she was cooking cocaine.." 😂😂😂☠️

    • @CallMeX881
      @CallMeX881 Před 2 lety +59

      "wait i almost finished"

    • @waterbender9939
      @waterbender9939 Před 2 lety +10

      @@CallMeX881 that's what she said lol 😂

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Před 2 lety +5

      @@waterbender9939
      Your profile name. 😏

    • @aikamxn9250
      @aikamxn9250 Před rokem +8

      bruh in my mind she was doing some other shii

    • @ChaosWeeb
      @ChaosWeeb Před rokem +8

      @@CallMeX881 i wouldve been like "holy shit shes watching p0rn"

  • @sugarlove9179
    @sugarlove9179 Před 2 lety +1103

    “Come on daddy don’t do me like that”😂🤣

    • @The_Real_Moon
      @The_Real_Moon Před rokem +6

      Kevin's Son :Take my leg instead take my leg instead!!!!"

    • @37TTTmine
      @37TTTmine Před 11 měsíci

      Come on daddy don’t do me like that I swear to God I heard from upstairs fuck you

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds Před 2 lety +2756

    Kevin's "son turns into a crackhead" imitation is pure diamond! 😂

    • @finnvanderes6480
      @finnvanderes6480 Před 2 lety +59

      C’mon daddy don’t do me like that

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 Před 2 lety +6

      Yes I want to come in hot friend friend

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 Před 2 lety +1

      Love love I went to her coming heart and arrows what do you mean who are you going to be fine hanging

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 Před 2 lety +6

      Love love you 😻🤟🏾

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 Před 2 lety +3

      Love love ❤️ love ❤️ I love

  • @HilalFCB
    @HilalFCB Před 2 lety +124

    "My daughter a ho" this shit sent me to the heavens.

  • @divachhajlani9978
    @divachhajlani9978 Před 2 lety +84

    “Boy put the code in the phone before I punch you in the fucking throat” had me goin 😂😂

  • @jauhwilliams8618
    @jauhwilliams8618 Před 2 lety +670

    Idc what y’all say…Kevin is one of the 🐐’s.

  • @TheKki2
    @TheKki2 Před 2 lety +615

    It's taken me years to get in to Hart's comedy. Had to watch and rewatch him severally to finally get his humor. No longer think he's overrated.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Před 2 lety +7

      🤨

    • @katorogi14
      @katorogi14 Před 2 lety +4

      Lol, tryna tell us that he is the funniest out there. Nope.

    • @Raywatch773
      @Raywatch773 Před 2 lety +19

      @@katorogi14 nb said he was he definitely top 5 for some top 10 for some he definitely top 10 fasho the man is walking comedy

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 Před rokem

      @@katorogi14 you probably think Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest mf ever so stfu

    • @adeyemi708
      @adeyemi708 Před rokem +4

      @@katorogi14Statistically speaking kevin hart is the funniest guy to ever breathe air

  • @90sbabyemi40
    @90sbabyemi40 Před 2 lety +253

    Kevin is one of the best around

  • @yeshasgprakash5023
    @yeshasgprakash5023 Před 2 lety +208

    12:24 that was some philosophical shit. I loved it.

  • @maesnow6684
    @maesnow6684 Před 2 lety +736

    I love how he is so open about how he abuses his kids lmao 😭

    • @chadskeen8559
      @chadskeen8559 Před 2 lety +147

      Lol “ I CHOKED THIS SHIT OUT OF MY SON HE COULDN’T BREATHE”

    • @divachhajlani9978
      @divachhajlani9978 Před 2 lety +65

      Police comin to Kevin’s house like sir

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 Před 2 lety +27

      I mean yeah it's a joke so purr.

    • @vanity1602
      @vanity1602 Před 2 lety +46

      The fact that you think he actually choked his son is what surprises me.

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 Před 2 lety +9

      @@vanity1602 I think they are being ironic

  • @arunsundaram7719
    @arunsundaram7719 Před 2 lety +86

    He never complicates or cooks up the humour they are natural and simple and best

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 Před rokem +162

    I feel like I have watched his kids grow up before my eyes, and I've never met them. It's funny. His daughter has grown from telling him off about juice in toddler gibberish to confiding in him about her romantic life. And the boy...he can hold his head up good now 🤣.

  • @rhizomove6631
    @rhizomove6631 Před 2 lety +281

    Kevin tells the best stories!!!

  • @seriflelic9738
    @seriflelic9738 Před 2 lety +579

    One of the greatest comedians ever ♥️

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 Před 2 lety +3

      Disagreed, he ain't funny he's a low level comedian you watch him just to laugh. You have a bland sense of humor. He isn't even in the top 100. Maybe in the top 1000

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 Před 2 lety +4

      Dave C. And Eddie M. top two

    • @im_jordan1514
      @im_jordan1514 Před 2 lety +30

      @@yoda5664 ya you def weird ashl and biased if you think kevin isnt top 10 all time funniest comedians ever.

    • @mothernature6996
      @mothernature6996 Před 2 lety +25

      @@yoda5664that’s yr opinion but alot of people think otherwise you just sounds lika hater

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 Před 2 lety +3

      @@yoda5664 your opinion. Not other's

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 Před rokem +31

    “Nah, man! I ain’t gon do it!”
    I’d have been taken aback, too 😂

  • @lucinehunte5009
    @lucinehunte5009 Před rokem +24

    Kevin's daughter "wait I'm almost finished"🤣🤣

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid Před 2 lety +157

    Life is filled with challenges! don't let happiness be one of them!

  • @user-wd6lm7xp5x
    @user-wd6lm7xp5x Před 2 lety +87

    I love Kevin he makes me laugh

  • @beccabryant9934
    @beccabryant9934 Před 2 lety +19

    I love Kevin Hart! Best comedian!

  • @gympsterchains
    @gympsterchains Před rokem +15

    "Don't do me like that daddy. Take my leg instead."

  • @icyy_codm3440
    @icyy_codm3440 Před 2 lety +16

    “Thats the code the code is f*ck you”
    “That’s a great code son I mean-“ 🤣

  • @midnight9495
    @midnight9495 Před 2 lety +56

    Kevin is my favourite bc he actually makes me laugh

  • @kirstynschamber8510
    @kirstynschamber8510 Před 2 lety +47

    Wish I had a good dad like him honestly🤣

  • @robertwarren1113
    @robertwarren1113 Před 2 lety +16

    Here is a true fact. Comedians are the best storytellers.

  • @IsaacIsDead1
    @IsaacIsDead1 Před 2 lety +43

    6:48 It’s too funny 😭

  • @afifsalim5533
    @afifsalim5533 Před 2 lety +22

    The first one was fabulous! Amazing! Cried my eyes out lol

  • @luxuryballer8291
    @luxuryballer8291 Před rokem +16

    Some people dont think it's right to "invade" a child's privacy yet we live in a country where parents are charged for their children's actions. Children dont get "privacy", not when it's my ass on the line.

  • @thinkvash9754
    @thinkvash9754 Před 2 lety +29

    2:45 Crackhead instantly
    3:51 His son is dead if the code isnt f u
    6:47 Dad roasting daughter wow
    7:23 Matt is a good kid
    7:48 Personality POP 😂 HAD A BUNCH OF PIZZAAAZ FLAIR 😂😂
    8:00 Brave TIM
    8:23 SHEEESH 😂
    9:23 Kevin has had enough

  • @jacobjester4761
    @jacobjester4761 Před 2 lety +86

    Keep the blanket around the hips and you’re just “giving mommy a back massage” 😂

  • @joeylemos9691
    @joeylemos9691 Před 2 lety +21

    Kevin hart is the funniest man on the planet

  • @wockislush8336
    @wockislush8336 Před 2 lety +28

    Imagine mat ,rob,Tim where to watch this

  • @De_Mona_Lisa
    @De_Mona_Lisa Před 11 měsíci +5

    The funny part, is when he said the code was “f*ck you” 😂😂😂

  • @sadiq9669dddd
    @sadiq9669dddd Před 2 lety +29

    10:15
    In fact, I live in Baghdad and I understand why he said that

  • @Realmusic__
    @Realmusic__ Před 2 lety +24

    Kevin is the best comedian in the world

  • @DeadSezSo
    @DeadSezSo Před 2 lety +89

    My dad and stepmother had that don't lock the door rule...until I turned 13 lol you deduce what caused the change of heart, hint: I wasn't the one who walked in on them lol

    • @isaaccordova4089
      @isaaccordova4089 Před 2 lety +4

      they walked in on you 😟?

    • @strenuousspider9525
      @strenuousspider9525 Před 2 lety +16

      I dont understand that rule for some people for one reason and one reason only. Why the fuck do they just barge on in, it's like knock and wait for a answer before coming in it's just manners. That's how it is in my house. No locked doors because if I need to get to you for any reason I can't have the door stopping me, however that is followed by this rule. Knock and wait for a answer when doors are closed, if no answer knock fairly hard and wait, at that point just go in if no answer.

    • @LS13.
      @LS13. Před 2 lety +4

      @@strenuousspider9525 gives kids way more time to quickly hide whatever they are doing, if it’s something they’re not supposed to be doing. But it’s up to every persons own preference on how they want to parent

    • @ray-an8166
      @ray-an8166 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LS13. alright what about you walk in on your son wanking:)🤣🤣at least they have a second to put a cover on

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Před 2 lety

      @@LS13. In-between ages, 11-17 at home I was having sex and smoking weed. With that in mind, my mom believed in that same mindset, I wasn't ever doing anything "stupid" but when you're putting on a condom and your mom knocks. I was on a mission obviously. That's why when I lived at home I wanted that one particular boundary understood. Sadly, I'm black and black mom's just don't mind 🤣. My point being just trust your kids.

  • @MattTheDreamer7199
    @MattTheDreamer7199 Před 2 lety +32

    "Hoe activity" 😭😭

  • @mpendulumchunu4315
    @mpendulumchunu4315 Před 2 lety +11

    ,😂😂😂🤣😂 love Kevin Hart

  • @macheandicucarachaurlaubsr6445

    Kevin Best Comedian 😉🤣🤣🤣

  • @mohammedmohamed7017
    @mohammedmohamed7017 Před rokem +8

    Never challenge or to compete with the person who raised you made the person you are...

  • @brianmurillo9293
    @brianmurillo9293 Před 2 lety +12

    10:40 “wtf is going on dad”

  • @damianrodarte7727
    @damianrodarte7727 Před 2 lety +11

    "Balls in the trash" 🤣

  • @tgittodaysallyougot9491
    @tgittodaysallyougot9491 Před rokem +3

    love your shows Kevin.

  • @baberockabye
    @baberockabye Před 2 lety +8

    3:47 BEST PART HAHAHAHA

  • @ODSKhari
    @ODSKhari Před 2 lety +44

    13:20 the best part 🤣

  • @tpdragon3587
    @tpdragon3587 Před 2 lety +29

    Not even two minutes into the vid and I am already dying!!🤣🤣

  • @omkardeshmukh1942
    @omkardeshmukh1942 Před 11 měsíci +3

    13:27
    the best part

  • @emmjehh3561
    @emmjehh3561 Před 2 lety +11

    He reminds me so much of Pray Tell

  • @dord4453
    @dord4453 Před 2 lety +10

    The end was the funniest shit ever bruh

  • @caseyl6876
    @caseyl6876 Před rokem +4

    "This is called life with your mother, all right?". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Romano.038
    @Romano.038 Před rokem +8

    Yo kevin just on stage admitting that he suffocated his lil son im dead ☠️😂
    All white parents : “😧😧”
    Black parents : “thats right he had that one coming!”

  • @joshrussell3341
    @joshrussell3341 Před 2 lety +23

    God is SO great! God bless! God bless everyone!

  • @flydamage9055
    @flydamage9055 Před 2 lety +8

    love me some Kevin 😅❤

  • @blu3j00Ls
    @blu3j00Ls Před 2 lety +200

    His face is shinier than my hair.

  • @laoaganlester1728
    @laoaganlester1728 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Proud Filipino here 🇵🇭. My fellow Filipino Kevin Hart shoud put out more Filipino jokes out there😂.

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 Před rokem +5

    “Last I checked I went to school I passed I’m successful” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GENERALWACKASS
    @GENERALWACKASS Před 2 lety +19

    Thankgod i never caught or heard my family doing this

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 Před rokem +3

    Kevin hart is so funny and one of my favorite comedian and and amazing dad husband and wonderful and smart and best friend partner husband ❤ 😂😂😂😂

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 Před rokem +16

    “In my mind she was cooking cocaine” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dorethawilliams73
    @dorethawilliams73 Před měsícem +1

    Kevin looking like a miniature Diddy😅

  • @adamf.8564
    @adamf.8564 Před rokem +1

    Kevins and his family is privileged to say the least BUT don't forget him and his family is not the ONLY one either!
    Same goes for me lol!

  • @ahmedfarrag4849
    @ahmedfarrag4849 Před rokem +4

    this man is the fucking greatest stand up comedian alive

  • @pigeon.6051
    @pigeon.6051 Před 2 lety +5

    yall out there be sayin that kevin isnt a good comedian but divorced parents out there be laughing their asses of.

  • @greenwoo
    @greenwoo Před 2 lety +48

    3:49 can't believe I will see this kind of rookie mistake on Netflix's channel

    • @wheezesinsilence4486
      @wheezesinsilence4486 Před 2 lety

      About what?

    • @Abdu1Mui2
      @Abdu1Mui2 Před 2 lety +1

      U can barely even notice anything
      Don’t be a Karen/Kyle

    • @MrDoomsmith
      @MrDoomsmith Před 2 lety +5

      @@Abdu1Mui2 Think its less about being a Karen/Kyle, and more so an expectation that they as a tv/film company would be able to splice together and properly edit a video.

    • @jollyomeatLA
      @jollyomeatLA Před 2 lety

      Sure this is Netflix channel or a channel with Netflix in the name

  • @orionwwright406
    @orionwwright406 Před 2 lety +3

    GOD! This is the new story man!

  • @alessiab.6418
    @alessiab.6418 Před 2 lety +7

    so Kevin is one of those parents who dont give their kids privacy😭 he funny and everything but the fact got me

  • @robynlocke9602
    @robynlocke9602 Před rokem

    Love you kevin 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @d-puppup
    @d-puppup Před 2 lety +2

    I fuckin love kev!

  • @nightshadekelly
    @nightshadekelly Před 2 lety +14

    I always had a secret second phone for when my mom took mine 🤣

  • @TAZORS
    @TAZORS Před rokem +3

    This is called "life with your mother"😅😅😅

  • @roseikdaniel9965
    @roseikdaniel9965 Před rokem +3

    The most open stand up man is keven...

  • @anywayssss0022
    @anywayssss0022 Před 2 lety +3

    Hes too funny

  • @a.m7409
    @a.m7409 Před 2 lety +2

    Want part 3

  • @maxwayne9630
    @maxwayne9630 Před 2 lety +1

    check mate lmfao 🤣

  • @sowpmactavish
    @sowpmactavish Před 2 lety +5

    1:45 couldve said it was a heimlich lol

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 Před 2 lety +15

    Hart is not a laugh out loud kinda comedian but he is highly entertaining to watch

    • @youngday4576
      @youngday4576 Před rokem +2

      Oh watch his horseback riding bit that’s definitely laugh out loud comedy

  • @docsaaid2939
    @docsaaid2939 Před rokem +1

    Dun do me like tat daddy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlywalter3685
    @kimberlywalter3685 Před rokem

    Kevin Hart is a funny man

  • @meto8019
    @meto8019 Před 2 lety +2

    I don’t understand the debate between him in KAT. But this material is what Kat doesn’t give me. I appreciate them both.

  • @bigchiefblufftown
    @bigchiefblufftown Před 2 lety +9

    Nah , dad jokes at add all def digital.

  • @_DREYY
    @_DREYY Před 2 lety +3

    WOW LOL "Its called life with your mother"

  • @jessejoseph374
    @jessejoseph374 Před 2 lety +13

    We all can relate

  • @ismkd8593
    @ismkd8593 Před rokem +1

    Amazing video 😂😂

  • @fyzgamingmuigoku3669
    @fyzgamingmuigoku3669 Před 2 lety +2

    You gonna learn today. 🤣

  • @4rifr0mthe3nd
    @4rifr0mthe3nd Před 2 lety +20

    Lmao imagine publicly being this shameless about being an abusive parent 😭💀

    • @niki15508
      @niki15508 Před rokem +2

      right like why is nobody talking about it

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Před rokem

      Well, you can't just talk to kids.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Před rokem +1

      @@andrewswing9917 You can if you don't raise your kids to fear you :P

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Před rokem

      @@hatefulflame9986 So there's the Caucasian way, of multiple excuses and coddling or getting rocked by your black parents.
      I don't know about you, but, Caucasians have the highest rate of: Murders, rapists and pedophiles so just maybe. Just, maybe, choking your child will make a small difference on there character.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Před rokem +1

      @@andrewswing9917 Litearlly 0 people made race the issue but A-Okay my guy, Be abusive to your kids and lets hope they never contact you again after 18

  • @princebanda
    @princebanda Před 2 lety

    One of the 🐐

  • @katymoyes5668
    @katymoyes5668 Před 2 lety +14

    I like the part where he told a joke

  • @israelcanepa2431
    @israelcanepa2431 Před 2 lety +2

    C'mon daddy don du me like dat hahahah

  • @heavenlygardens
    @heavenlygardens Před 8 měsíci +1

    That fast pass is SO WORTH IT! 😂😂😂

  • @iamnotthatgood2748
    @iamnotthatgood2748 Před rokem

    LOL the start at the vid XD

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 Před 2 lety

    SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}
    AND OOOOWEEEE SOOOO FUNNY..

  • @modiiii9439
    @modiiii9439 Před rokem +2

    The code is f u 😂😂

  • @animatedgodess6725
    @animatedgodess6725 Před rokem +3

    ''aye,checkmate b*tch'' (hangs up)
    me: LOL
    also me: (calls my ex-boyfriend)

  • @briansalinas910
    @briansalinas910 Před 2 lety +12

    Did he add the “ with my ex wife” on 10:13? 😂

    • @Raepostedit
      @Raepostedit Před 2 lety

      It sounds like it his mouth didn’t move at all 🤣🤣

  • @ezzee9605
    @ezzee9605 Před 2 lety +4

    Laugh Kevin he makes me does

  • @captaineverything
    @captaineverything Před 2 lety +2

    why not, he's mine AHAHAH

  • @et-tec671
    @et-tec671 Před 2 lety +2

    its called "life with your mother", LMAO

  • @arsenal4life782
    @arsenal4life782 Před 2 lety +3

    Never laughed so much we going over football plays