The Worst Meditation Video Ever

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  • @meditationsfortheanxiousmind
    @meditationsfortheanxiousmind  Před 7 měsíci +161

    fun fact: I had to re-record some of the voiceovers in a toilet in costa

    • @Boru06
      @Boru06 Před 7 měsíci +13

      I've done some of my best work in public toilets.

    • @damnedifidonut
      @damnedifidonut Před 7 měsíci +2

      😭😂😂😂

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@Boru06 So did George Michael

    • @onelove1968
      @onelove1968 Před 7 měsíci +2

      fun fact: Kopi Luwak (a.k.a Poop Coffee) is made from coffee beans that have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet, a small mammal native to Indonesia. The civet's digestive enzymes allegedly impart a unique flavor to the beans, which are then roasted and ground in the traditional manner. A cup of this poopy liquid can set you back anywhere from $50 to $100.

    • @cozyfoxtrot5095
      @cozyfoxtrot5095 Před 7 měsíci +1

      you can tell

  • @hannosolo
    @hannosolo Před 7 měsíci +202

    You simultaneously cured me from what you caused, thanks.

  • @onthespectrum69
    @onthespectrum69 Před 7 měsíci +35

    "why are my trousers wet?.. who's filming this?" i laughed so hard

  • @PEACEOUTPAT
    @PEACEOUTPAT Před 7 měsíci +62

    ate someones dog, instructions unclear

  • @stadtbekanntertunichtgut
    @stadtbekanntertunichtgut Před 7 měsíci +46

    Now I feel slightly uncomfortable. Thanks for that Frankie! 🖤

  • @Tom_-
    @Tom_- Před 7 měsíci +7

    The "wooo" really spoke to me on a deep level

  • @fleshpies
    @fleshpies Před 7 měsíci +58

    I've been having s hard time at school so this video helped remind me that my future hinges on my results and my failures will have lasting impacts 🙏🙏 thank you frankie

  • @ricardogarciademarinacordo1151
    @ricardogarciademarinacordo1151 Před 7 měsíci +41

    It's amazing how I no longer feel like eating someone's dog. Thank you, Frankie!

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 Před 7 měsíci +23

    Still seeing Frankie's legs at the end of a meditation is like watching a plane fail to take off.

  • @big_neek
    @big_neek Před 7 měsíci +9

    Meditated to this every day since 2013, I've reached inner peace and became a dedicated alcoholic. Thank you 🙏

  • @robpalwrites
    @robpalwrites Před 7 měsíci +5

    Vinegar in, vinaigrette. Genius 😂

  • @darraghtormey1500
    @darraghtormey1500 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Thank you Frankie. Compared to the usual desperation and depravity that churns about in the bowels of my psyche, this was genuinely relaxing and calming. Namaste to you.

  • @ORIGINALTOPICS
    @ORIGINALTOPICS Před 6 měsíci +2

    Thank you for being Asperger’s as a sport. Some of my friends and myself are with you.

  • @0mn1vore
    @0mn1vore Před 7 měsíci +10

    Love it! 8-D
    TBH I've missed some of your weirder, truly unhinged material from early on, but had to guess that came from the isolation and overthinking of lockdown. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. So I wasn't sure if you could, or would want to do that kind of thing now.
    ...Okay, maybe my worst enemy, but certainly not you.
    Namaste. 🙏

  • @ytaccforthing
    @ytaccforthing Před 7 měsíci +11

    such a serene and tranquil meditation. love it, frankie mate

  • @user-xx6ud8iq7g
    @user-xx6ud8iq7g Před 7 měsíci +1

    Watching this in bed next to my husband who’s asleep and shaking and choking holding my laugh in. Namaste.

  • @microwavefish
    @microwavefish Před 7 měsíci +3

    Thank you. This guide has truly changed me for the better, and I will inhale all of the sachets of vinegar in pubs across the country to spread this message.

  • @carnifaxx
    @carnifaxx Před 7 měsíci +5

    Ok, I'm going to add it to my playlist, it may be a strong combination with Colin Robinson 2 Minute Guided Meditation :D

  • @kimjongduck5335
    @kimjongduck5335 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Finally, a meditation for my anxious mind

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Před 7 měsíci +8

    I'm a long time viewer but after Frankie refused to share his chips I'm having doubts.

  • @justme4037
    @justme4037 Před 7 měsíci

    My favourite thing was the terribly loud commercial after the video that screamed at my inner self. CZcams is truly a magical place, namaste.

  • @seanrowshandel1680
    @seanrowshandel1680 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Is there any doubt as to whether the point of Freewriting is To Bolster The Brain, and that people who DON'T Freewrite not only are worse off AS WRITERS, but they comparatively have Less Valuable Brains?
    In that vein, a Freewriter is expected to be more likely to agree with the statement: "'Discipline' is 'Discipline To One's Own Brain [a "brain" being "a pool" from which one "draws out" one's potential, although such "a brain" also comes as "a Package Deal" with the concept that It May Also Exist PHYSIOLOGICALLY - as an organ of the body within the skull]'".
    This being said, I personally agree with the sentiment that Freewriting is the difference between children and adults, and I often rely on nothing more than the sense of security "to which the value of the metaphorical 'currency' of Freewriting's Benefit is 'pegged'", sometimes going so far as to believe that this Benefit is the only objective truth which can be proven but doesn't need proving, that it is The First in any list of meritable acts: that it is pretty much "something magical", and that anything which can luxurify the process of Freewriting is indeed worth fighting for. That's why it's controversial to have mentioned a material object in this video. Now, with Everyone as my witness, we have established that the Object Of Our Interest (which we are wont to attempt to obtain at any cost) is INDEED a material good. What's next? Will I dare to mention its name? Will we be able to find it?
    Is there any doubt as to whether Freewriting is a Phase of Civilizational Evolution WHICH IS PERMANENT (and is most certainly "non-cyclical")? This is all we've got standing in the way of the extremists: an inocuous trend where some guy and a writing utensil promise to take up an Icarian Mission to one day measure up to the pioneers of the Mandarin writing system (before failing to save

  • @alimc169
    @alimc169 Před 7 měsíci +2

    That’s the dart Frankie

  • @losangelesnefastvs
    @losangelesnefastvs Před 7 měsíci

    "Vinegar in. Vinegar out." on t-shirts, dude!

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Vinegar in...Vinegar out....

  • @audiblenugz
    @audiblenugz Před 7 měsíci

    The reverb is doing my head in.

  • @greenockscatman
    @greenockscatman Před 7 měsíci +2

    Namaste to you as well, Frankie. Hope you find piece,

  • @richardwallace2458
    @richardwallace2458 Před 7 měsíci +1

    As a father of 2 kids, I found this quite relaxing.

  • @csabapeterman-nagy8109
    @csabapeterman-nagy8109 Před 4 měsíci

    Great video, it was truly working. Now I feel stoned and I can't decide if it was the cause or the effect.

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor Před 7 měsíci +5

    Please do ASMR 🥺

  • @stephenoneill2844
    @stephenoneill2844 Před 7 měsíci +3

    You are one of the greats Frank.

  • @NETHER_NINJA
    @NETHER_NINJA Před 7 měsíci +3

    I would like to point out a spelling mistake in the title of this video, Best is spelt *B.E.S.T* not *W.O.R.S.T*

  • @seed869
    @seed869 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This is the best meditation video ever

  • @patchso
    @patchso Před 7 měsíci +1

    Brilliant. As always.

  • @phronesis1642
    @phronesis1642 Před 7 měsíci +1

    What just happened to me? I feel ...
    Nah i think I just feel

  • @23Dakini
    @23Dakini Před 7 měsíci +1

    😆🧘🏻🕷🗑🌊🦠🔥🥤
    I feel so relaxed now!
    Frankie you slay me.

  • @SomebodyOnTheInternet98
    @SomebodyOnTheInternet98 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I am almost 100% sure that I’m about to shit myself and yet it’s been days, thank you for this video 🥺🥵

  • @philipshortall9771
    @philipshortall9771 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Bad vinegar is only a Tesco special but good karma can be attained in any petrol station. Light up your life. Namaste.

  • @burisharecre4667
    @burisharecre4667 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I cried....
    And then I added it to my meditation playlist...
    If that makes sense...
    If life makes sense... 🤔

  • @U24B6
    @U24B6 Před 7 měsíci

    One of your best!

  • @LitTheKidd
    @LitTheKidd Před 7 měsíci +1

    this was an incredible EXPIERIANCE

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 Před 7 měsíci

    Definitely going to try this one to fall asleep.

  • @lefroy1
    @lefroy1 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I'm gonna watch the news now.

  • @forestfreeman1600
    @forestfreeman1600 Před 6 měsíci

    Kali Maas guide to meditation I adore this

  • @Niksondermij
    @Niksondermij Před 7 měsíci

    Surely agree mate. But it has its bliss tho. Knowing when to stop = key

  • @metalmick
    @metalmick Před 7 měsíci

    I am now one with the Universe.
    Thank you Frankie.

  • @Annanowa123
    @Annanowa123 Před 6 měsíci

    Frankie, this is the best video on YouTubie! Thanks 😂

  • @label_me
    @label_me Před 7 měsíci +1

    Praise be

  • @s4nder86
    @s4nder86 Před 7 měsíci

    Namaste here any longer than I have to.

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz Před 7 měsíci +2

    FRANKIE SAY RELAX

  • @gilesleonard6876
    @gilesleonard6876 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Being a gen X, I had to have so many toilet breaks during my meditation I ended up going off and doing something constructive

  • @TheHampusen
    @TheHampusen Před 7 měsíci

    As a complete sociopath, this works well!!! Thanks a lot for this buddy.

  • @augustin19tube
    @augustin19tube Před 7 měsíci

    Namaste 🙏

  • @namenloserflo
    @namenloserflo Před 7 měsíci

    I'm quite relaxed now

  • @humanbean7884
    @humanbean7884 Před 6 měsíci

    This meditation inexplicably gave me the cravings to drink vinegar from the bottle.
    Woooooo...

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost Před 7 měsíci

    THANKS, I FEEL BETTER

  • @jooh4450
    @jooh4450 Před 7 měsíci

    Intuition restored. Thanks!

  • @WooWoo-co4jf
    @WooWoo-co4jf Před 6 měsíci +1

    For me guided meditation doesn't do anything. But I'm quite good at 'giving it' going say your crude, but probably very funny comments. I used to teach so it was great for calming children down or d's stress them before says etc. Zoom in a few years I had to go to this group class thing for pain management...hi on till your eye, it was as he As it sounds.
    The physio tutor was talking about it and I said my but (I'm opinionated) so she said it worked really well for her. But would I like good it instead?
    If course I said, she looked shocked, she and another nodded off and a few others kept waking themselves up lol.
    She expected I'd have said no, I'm too shy, what she didn't know was I was a teacher, 375 staring at me wasn't a problem, I taught courses to around 15\20 adults at a time, occasionally 30. I spoke at an event with around 200 people, I was a union two (yeah more gob shite) and the largest number I spoke to fit that was around 3000.
    Silly cow pmsl. I can't do meditation, my brain won't stfu!

  • @BlondieYouTube
    @BlondieYouTube Před 7 měsíci +5

    Close your eyes
    Now it's difficult to read the rest
    You've reached Valhalla
    Or wait.. wasn't it Nirvana? That's a band though? Fuck

  • @adamhbrennan
    @adamhbrennan Před 7 měsíci

    Whoa a video actually related to the channel name

  • @dinosaurs_rule
    @dinosaurs_rule Před 7 měsíci

    Namaste

  • @brendanhickey7268
    @brendanhickey7268 Před 7 měsíci

    If hunter s thompson made a meditation video 🧘‍♂️

  • @akashikrecords
    @akashikrecords Před 6 měsíci

    This could be a set for standup comedy

  • @Skaxarrat
    @Skaxarrat Před 7 měsíci

    Vinegar in, vinegar out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • @jamesmeehan8008
    @jamesmeehan8008 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Vinegar spelled backwards starts with RAGE.

  • @mrmukura
    @mrmukura Před 7 měsíci

    That took me somewhere liminal

  • @ivucica
    @ivucica Před 7 měsíci +1

    May I meditate on a DART instead?

  • @tamoui2963
    @tamoui2963 Před 6 měsíci

    That was truly awful - thanks!

  • @audiblenugz
    @audiblenugz Před 7 měsíci

    @2:29 and i feel more like lighting a fire to cook and eat someone's dog than i did when u told me not to.

  • @botno69420
    @botno69420 Před 7 měsíci

    It's real guys, he said the word!
    _Namaste_

  • @arniesad7555
    @arniesad7555 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Do a roadmen video in London

  • @danielreed5199
    @danielreed5199 Před 7 měsíci +11

    To be Frank, If you keep smelling vinegar, consider washing your balls. I did it once, having clean smelling balls for a day helped me to relax.

    • @bruce-le-smith
      @bruce-le-smith Před 7 měsíci +7

      instructions unclear, washed with vinegar, now not sure if they're very clean or dirty, please advise. namaste

    • @nialler78
      @nialler78 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@bruce-le-smith you need to soak them - not wash them - in vinegar. Overnight for best results

  • @cafebravo75
    @cafebravo75 Před 7 měsíci

    Ahhh vinegar in vinegar out.

  • @theprecipiceofreason
    @theprecipiceofreason Před 7 měsíci

    Nah, worst meditation ever is replacing the mantra with a splice of peter griffin and spongebob laughter with 'glitch' cuts. This was close though.

  • @Hugh_Janus69
    @Hugh_Janus69 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I edged to this

  • @KysterElla
    @KysterElla Před 7 měsíci +1

    That was a dart, not a luas

  • @protolexis
    @protolexis Před 7 měsíci

    This was terrible, but also refreshingly transformative!

  • @S7tronic
    @S7tronic Před 7 měsíci

    I have a sneaking suspicion you will never get a seat on the LUAS, especially when you're on the DART.

  • @vspy13
    @vspy13 Před 7 měsíci

    Ah finally the WOOOO

  • @RM-ti8nf
    @RM-ti8nf Před 4 měsíci

    Omg 😂 love it! ❤

  • @Agent_Ste
    @Agent_Ste Před 7 měsíci

    So that was this channel used to be about

  • @Phil144gbp
    @Phil144gbp Před 7 měsíci

    Ah shite you freak pissed myself 🤣

  • @CommissionerManu
    @CommissionerManu Před 7 měsíci

    Instructions unclear, my life is now much better somehow? It’s strange, and unfamiliar, and I don’t like it!

  • @Kumari_kl
    @Kumari_kl Před 7 měsíci

    😇 heavenly... indeed
    🤭😄

  • @CouchCoop128
    @CouchCoop128 Před 6 měsíci

    Are you part of BBC Studios ?

  • @-HustleUnion-
    @-HustleUnion- Před 7 měsíci +1

    bought a lighter just for this meditation video. namaste

  • @_vcctv_
    @_vcctv_ Před 6 měsíci

    I achieved chim via this video

  • @theCommentDevil
    @theCommentDevil Před 7 měsíci

    Give Salvatore Ganacci his jacket back

  • @DidYaServe
    @DidYaServe Před 7 měsíci

    Dublin beaches are mank.

  • @wvbo
    @wvbo Před 7 měsíci

    audio is off on this one franky g

  • @ExSheriffFattyBoySkinnyArms
    @ExSheriffFattyBoySkinnyArms Před 7 měsíci +1

    Namaste tsk hahahaaaaa

  • @artistlovepeace
    @artistlovepeace Před 7 měsíci

    If the Dua Lipa Barbie song comes up on my algo I will donate two amercian dollars to your cause in the next three minutes.

  • @lovedeathdisco
    @lovedeathdisco Před 7 měsíci +1

    woooooooo

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 Před 7 měsíci

      It's not a successful meditation unless you channel Ric Flair at some point.

  • @garrettmillard525
    @garrettmillard525 Před 6 měsíci

    fucking brilliant

  • @trinitysheik
    @trinitysheik Před 7 měsíci +1

    hi frankie

  • @bramvanduijn8086
    @bramvanduijn8086 Před 7 měsíci

    I liked the spider.

  • @mch43856
    @mch43856 Před 7 měsíci +1

    HAHAHA

  • @winterlover89
    @winterlover89 Před 7 měsíci

    Yeah, why is every chipper in Ireland Irish-Italian? lol

  • @scorpiusmalfoy9095
    @scorpiusmalfoy9095 Před 7 měsíci

    How about an observation on gamers..

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 Před 7 měsíci

    Mmmmm hot dogs