How I Got A Boyfriend... Just Add Water
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- čas přidán 11. 07. 2017
- I decided to grow a boyfriend because I was so lonely
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I teach you guys the easiest way to get in a relationship.... just add water. I was scrolling through Amazon when this appeared in my recommended section (which really tell you the things I buy online) so I bought a shitton of them.
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That moment when you break your boyfriend...
hmmm do you mean literal or..... Funer ways
Happeneds every Saturday
Leg. Boyfriend's LEG.
First time?
Not even break up
Not any water
.... *_tap water_*
I see you everywhere Lmao yeet
Hahaha
It turned the freaking frogs gay
cranky phan of tøP!ATD *IT’S TURNING THE FROGS GAY*
IT TURNED THE *FRIGGIN FROGS GAY*
"We should go on a date" *Rips off a leg*
Robert Hunter That is how you truly flirt
I was crying at that point just laughing so hard
So that’s how you ask someone on a date? You just rip their limbs off? Time to get a date!
"OHMAGHOD"
The second I saw this comment I saw it
And you know what’s good about this?
*he can drop it at the metal detector*
I remember that!
This comment killed me...
Oh yeah yeah
lucifer_berry_vlogs go awaaaaaaaay
Thanks :) i hear this all the time
'That was a sexual joke, i am a genius' okay but me tho
69th like * insert lenny face here *
Nadia Chlala-Lubbe I'll insert it for you (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me hamilton is life
+Баничка С Боза tru!
Nadia Chlala-Lubbe (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THE GAY UPLOADED YES TIME TO GET MY GAY ON
Coral the cat 1987
Should I be offended or Should I be Applauding?
Demetria Sage god knows
Coral the cat 1987 YUS
YAS BITCH!
Coral the cat 1987 ME
Story time: I broke my boyfriend's leg (emotional)
I broke my new boyfriend's leg ft. Therapist
Leg breaking kink??? NOT CLICK BAIT
Boyfriend Tag + break up
Dick2o just add water
Hello Hannah
*w h e e z e* underrated ass comment
This is amazing
dying 🤣🤣
Mac: let's go on a date
Also Mac: breaks boyfriend
"Omg we should go on a da-" *breaks boyfriend's leg*
BB Yama wait, is that not how you’re supposed to do it??
*w h e e z e*
WAS THAT A BUZZFEED UNSOLVED REFERENCE
BB Yama that's my dates in a nutshell
This is quality content
"He better grow a bank account too" AHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂
AlmostAnimation this is so me😂🤣😂😂
OH👏🏽MY👏🏽GOD👏🏽
He dead ass went through 5 relationships within 8 minutes
Me 😭
"You know what this is, I have to blur it off because of youtube"
Me: "Its... Not... Blurred."
IKRRR
"Theres a crack in his pants!"
" *FOR EASY ACCESS* "
Oh gawd no
XD why, I love it.. but why? XD
It's not a problem anymore
Simply gay logical or troom troo-RAINBOW!
OMG LMFOAO
How to grow a boyfriend: put in water
How to get a Gay boyfriend: Put him in tap water
Skye N Takashi true
Jhoooooooooooope
All I drink is tap water.. bottled water is expensive.....No FuCkInG wOnDeR iM sO GaY
Jung Hoseoks FAN yes ARMY!💜🇰🇷💜🇺🇸💜
Skye N Takashi lmaoooo
two years after this video, he got a boyfriend. queen
And he didn't even grow him, how nice 👌🏼
@@kaitlynisnotreal lets hope he doesnt break his legs also-
1:38 *me rethinking all of my life choices*
Imma be right back I'll just grab my rope
5:07
That’s when he realized....
He fucked up
Edit: who else read this in that one tone
Best me!
Best but I'm pretty sure it's "that's when he realized...he's done fucked up"idk that's how I first heard it lmao
Best me
lol I didn't even try it's so natural for me to do😂 that's amazing
Mėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėėė!
"There is a crack in his pants...for easy access"
I AM DYING LORD JESUS HELP ME
Lol so true
Jesus wont help gays
@Electeric waffles AAAAAAAAA
@Electeric waffles lol
* gets really close to the camera*
*THAT WAS A SEXUAL JOKE, I AM A GENIUS!*
I love this guy way too much 😂❤️👌🏻
YO SAME
*Who doesn't?*
Mac: We should go on a date- *yeets it across the room,then drops the second one then drops the third one,the fourth one is a woman*
Me: Yes sis
No the fourth was a man
Show some respect
(Kinda joking but also kinda not)
"...turning into a evil purple spinster named..."
Me: THANOS
Fan Girl Of Awesomeness lol 😂😂😂
LOL 😆 best comment ever
You have a 50/50 chance of dying
Same m8
*cries in laura lee*
2:58 "I WANT A BOYFRIEND NOOOOOW!"
I can relate so hard with that sentence
ROGER THAT same, bish
ROGER THAT me too fren.
Me
i am ᎠᎬᎪTᕼTM and im comin for ya HA! Story of my life. Yeah my wish never came true hahaha *sob*
mhm
1:28
Michael Jackson?
that's what i thought lmao
Me being questioned
yess someone noticed, thats my baby *HOO HOOOO* 😍✨
Average Kitten thats what i was thinking
*WHOO WHOOO*
That was literally a break up lol
Grow a boyfriend instructions:
For a strait boyfriend place in filtered water.
For a gay boyfriend place in tap water.
Goatz ._. For a bi boyfriend fill a cup half with filtered water and half with tap water and place inside
For a pan boyfriend add soda
nah you can *just* *add* *ice*
Yes you must add the tap water that TURN THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY because yes
Wait..... I'm a lesbian but I only drink filtered water, I am confusion, how did this happen???? Hahahaha
"blurred"
sure, mac.
snicker doodle I love your picture Armyy ❤️❤️ lolol
snicker doodle ARMY!!! :3
ARMYY
ARMYYYYYYY
hellooooo
As soon as he said a boy an add for Lingerie popped up😂😂😂
*I got a challenge for you guys*
_Everytime Mac says Lonely drink a glass of wter_
LunaIsDead :D i don’t have any wter, I have water though 😂
It has to be tap water correct?
I need mah tap wter....
How about tap water?
I drunk moonshine now I'm drunk and hurting
*sees title*
lol what if he gets sued by the company that made h2o: just add water
Kit Maunce xD
holy shit I remember that show...
tHAT WAS MY CHILD HOOD WHY
Kit Maunce - I miss my mermaid mommies from when I was 9
I REMEMBER THAT SHOW
"the water" is gay tap water mac u fool
Leah Marry me lmao
*adds lmao to make it less gay* ME
TAP WATA
misky TM We must not let anyone know I am a homosexual
Àmbèr WE KNOW
2:59 honesty mood 😔👊
I hope you cleaned up the mess. Imagine getting a knock at your door, and whoever it is sees little human Limbs all over your floor.
Whoever: What are those on your floor?
Mac: They are my Boyfriends that I grew in water! :P
😭😭
"Oh nothing, just my boyfriend. Sorry, he's being really silly right now!"
Blame the tap water
Eat da poo poo
TRUE
Omfg 😂
😂😂😂 That gay tap water!!
It's trying the frickin frogs gay!
Ur new boyfriend seems very shy
7:28 is killing me
Yes
I absolutely love the way your videos are cut together. The way you make a sentence from six different clips absolutely delights me. :)
**gags**
„why am i gagging?“
**gags**
„why am i gagging?"
**gags again**
^
I bursted out of laughing
Same xD
Gotsvxn Mochi *breaks boyfriends leg* "ope, nope, well.. there we go" im DYINGGG
Gotsvxn Mochi i was reading this comment Seville watching that part OML L0L 😂😂😂😂😂
airaashii x he's already gaging on them dicks
airaashii x i snorted my chips
I'm jealous, I want one
Sakura Cosplay same
Sonleeforever5 I'M DEAD
@@OnyveUntitled LMAO😂😂
I love how after his boyfriend been grown and his talking to it in the cup he gets real close and practically whispered in its ear I died after seeing that 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t know you had Michael Jackson in your video! 😂
1:28-1:29 🤣
@animeisverynice uhhh you good there?
"And now we wait"
*silence*
hOW LONG DO WE WAIT?
Alien Mochi With A Kookie ARMY!! Hello
Skye N Takashi Hello~!!
BTS 👀
Army
There's 666 Likes On Your Comment
I've been spending so much time trying to get a boyfriend WHEN I CAN JUST GROW ONE WTF?!? SOCIETY WTF?!? Thank you daddy deliciousness, for teaching me this.
1:28 Michael Jackson entered the chat
I want a boyfriend *nOOWwW*
like that girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that wants a pet squirrel
the arms just kept getting more and more disproportionate 😂
Dannielle Lee yes
How lonely are you Mac? EXTREMELY LONELY
ME AF
Dysthymia he should get Chris back!
Dysthymia actually me XD
i love your username
*when all your three boyfriends failed so you get a girlfriend*
1:50 "probly cant see it cuz I have blurred it ou bc of youtube"
*IM A WIZARD*
"Why are you wearing so much gel? Are you from New Jersey?" As a New Jersian I can say this is 100% accurate XD
Omg same
Marissa Gagliardi 😂im dead
As a New Jersian myself, it isn't 100% accurate
Rainfox that Hamilton reference though
Marissa Gagliardi same
This was perfection
Gum would be perfection #ChandlerBing
Cailin Dawn aren’t all he’s videos?
I died laughing everytime the boyfriend died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mac:-GAG- OH -gag- WHY AM I GAGGING -gag-
panicking Mac: WHY AM I GAGGING
Jeanette Pereira I’m cryinggg I have literal tears sliding down my face X’DD
*make sure it's tap water tho!!*
ahhhhhhhhh😂😂😂
YES
Jessica oh my you are macalisious
Lmaoooo
lol I'm glad I understand that😂
Mac:you know what we should do? go on a date
boyfriend:*leg falls off*
Mac:OH MY GOD!!
I wanted to watch a video on “grow a boyfriend” and I’m so glad you came up
Mac, you always seem to make me smile even on my darkest of days. You're one CZcamsr out of 3 that actually can do that.. Thank you for being you.
I literally started crying when he broke his first boyfriends leg. Then I couldn't stop cause he kept getting a new one😂😂😂
This was randomly in my recommendations but I think I have found my new favorite channel
Angelica Schuyler same
S am ee
Angelica Schuyler same
Angelica Schuyler omg same
Angelica Schuyler i hope you are satisfied
7:13
What are the things I am good at?
*_Growing in water_*
I’ve been crying for like 4 hours and decided to watch your channel: made me feel so much better, tysm ❤️
*boyfriend goes flying while Mac is holding boyfriends leg*Mac: Oh ma God.*silence*Me:*laughing so hard that I'm silent*
Brittany Ellis bloody hell😂😂
Brittany Ellis me too 😂😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂
...Which means I've been living the majority of my life being false happy, while on the inside just slowly turning into an evil purple spinster named Yzma, all because I don't got a ring on it!!
I'M DEAD
*I think you put it in the water for too long Mac*
Absolutely my fave Mac video
Yzma was a sugar mama. She made Kronk carry her through the jungle on his back. Becoming Yzma is the ultimate goal.
Got myself some man. Got myself some man *hood*
"why am I gaging?"
🤣🤣🤣
this was uploaded on my birthday.
thanks Mac
Why you gotta get my hopes up like that Mac. I was ready to start writing the fanfics.
Me YEEESS
What's stopping you now?
Me you can still write a fanfic
SAME
666 likes
"I will save that for another video on a different website"
Jack Robinson Cornhub (yes... I said corn on purpose)
2:43, his smile is truly Adorable!
Woah
So I can get a boyfriend that easily??
HIT ME UP
"You know what we should do?"
"We should go on a-"
*Breaks bf's leg*
"Oh my god!"
*Silence*
*Gets new bf*
Um he only had one bf throughout the whole video and no one can tell me otherwise #facts
Bella Babay lol
Bella Babay #444 likes yasssss
'I want a boyfriend Now, NEOOOW"
Kamille Williams NOWWW
This video helped me discover this messy channel that I love
this was the first video i saw of you... i love it. i saw it like a month after it came out, and i have watched you ever since.
Lmao when he switched the boyfriends 💀😂
He grew some happenis
Ashley Filpo *Groans loudly after understanding inappropriate pun*
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THERE
Ha ha ha ha ha! Dude i cant!
Happiness**
EcstaticSushi you ruined the joke. It was spelt like that on purpose.
6:10
SHOW TIME SHOW TIME, Yo I’m John Laurens-
wait wrong musical
6:49 I’m literally dead!!
Honestly you're my new favorite CZcamsr. Randomly, you show up in my recommendations, now my life is complete.
Love you!
#gayaf
Lookitsangel #gayaf
Mac: What Time is it?
Boyfriend: *silence*
Mac:*Silence*
Boyfriend: *Awkward Silence*
Mac: *whispers to the side* Summer time. ITS OUR VACATION!
Had me ded😂🤣
my main man butterfree I
my main man butterfree of something new HELLLLOOOO
my main man butterfree 😂😂😂me too
Kathy Simon MORE HAMILTRASH!!!!!!
I’m from New Jersey, I love how movies ALWAYS say something about New Jersey
Run the jewels in the background is always awesome.
The lord said *no no* 😂
"There is a crack in his pants... for easy access."
God I love you Mac
Love this video contemplating asking you out
"Okay, one more video then I'm going to sleep."
*An HoUr LaTeR*
Has chips, soda, and M&M's... still watching Mac. "Well then-"
When watching real late at night and holding your breath because your dying of laughter and cant make sound!
Same.
ahaha everytime he killed one i fucking died
VioletPhantom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
VioletPhantom He keeps tearing there fucking legs off 😂
VioletPhantom so did they
VioletPhantom My lungs litteley BURNED.
Ha - piness
;insertlennyface;
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Old Mac videos are so good as well
1:27 *turns into Michael Jackson*
Emotionally Unstable Mushroom Omg XD
Emotionally Unstable Mushroom I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
I was searching for a comment like this.
😂😂😂😂
you gotta admit how patient mac was to grow multiple boyfriends, 72 hours each, after each one broke
Grace Danback I think he did multiple at once
6:08 😭😭😭😭
The cute giggle he does after 🥺😍😅
You were nominated for a shorty award!!!!!❤️
you're gonna build a computer
is it
gonna be
*a mac*
Skittlez2242 AJ BA dum TSSSS
NO
LOL
*Brakes Show less button*
BEAUTIFUL
Oml how many times did he break his boyfriend(s)'s legs 😂
I so finished Mac’s sentences with the high school musical sing along like HSM is great. Especially the scenes with Zac Effron (probs spelt his name wrong but I don’t give shit)