"That Vegan Teacher Goes To Heaven" season 01 TheRealTomRyan TikTok

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  • @khoi4418
    @khoi4418 Před 2 lety +2631

    “Runs Away In Vegan”
    “Stares In Vegan Disbelief”
    “Breaks In Vegan”
    BRO IM DYING HERE, TOO FUNNY STG XD

  • @ThisIsNoah1610
    @ThisIsNoah1610 Před 2 lety +2574

    Ok what if: satan just makes a small room with a tv screen of animals being slaughtered and her punishment is her watching that for eternity.

    • @yesyes2543
      @yesyes2543 Před 2 lety +95

      Bruh

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Před 2 lety +167

      i n t e r e s t i n g

    • @causticmain7477
      @causticmain7477 Před 2 lety +68

      Hell is purgatory

    • @pixelgamelvr
      @pixelgamelvr Před 2 lety +44

      YESSS

    • @jazzyfailsatlife5141
      @jazzyfailsatlife5141 Před 2 lety +200

      Better idea that won’t involve that um animal murder. Make her only be able to eat meat and show her video’s of her own dog Bella eating steaks as they deserve

  • @kittenbolt5399
    @kittenbolt5399 Před 2 lety +530

    As a Christan i actually lost it when god said "Jesus Christ" and Jesus just showed up. I love that

  • @darkizuku7591
    @darkizuku7591 Před 2 lety +65

    I love when Doomguys petting Gabriel, and all Gabriel says is, "You know, I'd be a lot more mad if this wasn't so therapeutic."

  • @ZekDraco
    @ZekDraco Před 2 lety +590

    Fun fact: there’s some Jewish people that believe that god can shred souls that are too evil to be in heaven or hell.
    Edit: I don’t intend for this to conflict any other beliefs or religions. It’s just some of the people in my religious group(Judaism) believe that if God can givith then he can taketh away. But I know God is a forgiving God and wouldn’t shred souls that often.

    • @birb4641
      @birb4641 Před 2 lety +3

      We need that for this bitch

    • @AnnaVaubel
      @AnnaVaubel Před 2 lety +20

      We need that

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug Před 2 lety +72

      Alright, you're going to the s o u l s h r e d d e r

    • @Amongusaurus
      @Amongusaurus Před 2 lety +27

      Yep just the good ol *soul shredder*

    • @TawniAline
      @TawniAline Před 2 lety +6

      Then why is that one person in hell *still hearing from Hitler?*

  • @zackthesnowneko3457
    @zackthesnowneko3457 Před 2 lety +3049

    God: “jesus christ”
    Jesus: “you called dad”
    Simply one of the best clips i have ever seen

  • @theblevinator
    @theblevinator Před 2 lety +50

    That Vegan Teacher: Heaven is vegan
    Also God: bulls, male goat, doves and pigeons as sin offerings

  • @Kanji12190
    @Kanji12190 Před 2 lety +18

    1:58 you missed the chance of just bella responding "why do you think I got here on the first place?" XD

  • @generalshaagi4832
    @generalshaagi4832 Před 2 lety +1785

    “Vegans are the most oppressed people”
    Jews: “Am I a joke to you?”
    EDIT: If you want to keep your sanity do not go down into the replies

    • @jamilahbryant999
      @jamilahbryant999 Před 2 lety +128

      Black people: HA don't make me laugh Karen.

    • @kittenlovingclaude
      @kittenlovingclaude Před 2 lety +129

      Gays: *tips sunglasses down”

    • @yyurrr3045
      @yyurrr3045 Před 2 lety +110

      Asians: allow us to introduce ourselves (also we’re not saying this in a comparing way we’re just adding to kinda reveal the seriousness of bias using a joke that isn’t offensive in anyway.)

    • @chickengod9885
      @chickengod9885 Před 2 lety +83

      Boys who like my little pony: *Amateurs*

    • @al-frizahmakalunsenge5243
      @al-frizahmakalunsenge5243 Před 2 lety +35

      @@hpsmarties6295
      "No no no, We (White ppl) is the most oppressed ppl"
      *Racist CheeseCake is playing innocent*

  • @joshuas.newsome1139
    @joshuas.newsome1139 Před 2 lety +2091

    "JESUS CHRIST"
    "You called?"
    "No, not you. sorry"
    That got me

  • @anindianbadger9792
    @anindianbadger9792 Před 2 lety +16

    Loved when Bella recoiled so much she started phasing out of existence like a goddamn gmod prop

  • @palemx.8279
    @palemx.8279 Před 2 lety +44

    Nobody:
    ThatVeganTeacher according to TheRealTomRyan: **exists in vegan**

  • @ghostking7853
    @ghostking7853 Před 3 lety +2385

    The Captian America shield that keeps appearing in the background amuses me for some reason

  • @skrall107
    @skrall107 Před 2 lety +481

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    The Doom Slayer: B U N N Y

  • @fetus_deletus
    @fetus_deletus Před 2 lety +15

    I love how Lucifer can’t handle her there, when Hitler himself is still probably down there… and he hasn’t complained about that…

  • @Jesus_fan660
    @Jesus_fan660 Před 2 lety +16

    As a Christian this was really funny I loved how he said “oh my boss” 😂

  • @5009_
    @5009_ Před 3 lety +2037

    WOMEN IM AN OMNIVORE I EAT PLANTS BUT I "MOSTLY" EAT MEAT
    ME: So am i :)

  • @anahita1180
    @anahita1180 Před 3 lety +4865

    These are funny but he forgot to mention that she twisted scripture which I found halarious because she doesn't know squat about the Bible

  • @cow5106
    @cow5106 Před 2 lety +25

    The fact that God can see this right now and is laughing 🤣

  • @BestBoi8
    @BestBoi8 Před 2 lety +86

    Can we just talk about how Satan isn’t even evil in this, which is arguably correct considering without him everyone would go to heaven

    • @assassinaterwolf7877
      @assassinaterwolf7877 Před 2 lety +4

      Without him Eve wouldn't have been tempted so there would be no sin and everyone would be going to heaven anyways.

    • @m2-084
      @m2-084 Před 2 lety +1

      @@assassinaterwolf7877 thats kinda a good/bad thing. If everyone is bad its bad. If everyone is good. Its good/bad. Things just wont go well without evil.

    • @assassinaterwolf7877
      @assassinaterwolf7877 Před 2 lety +2

      @@m2-084 Good point but it would still be better if there was no sin in the world because there would be no pain, death and sickness.

    • @m2-084
      @m2-084 Před 2 lety +1

      @@assassinaterwolf7877 even if it was better than a world full of evil literally its still bad

    • @stephencrownsamosir
      @stephencrownsamosir Před rokem

      @@m2-084
      Bad things don't deserve to exist. Good things deserve to exist

  • @candlemasquerade6646
    @candlemasquerade6646 Před 2 lety +4623

    *I love how Gabriel is just like “Oh my BOSS” which makes absolute sense*

  • @EVDVGames
    @EVDVGames Před 2 lety +473

    “I’m supposed to be here, right?”
    God: Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
    0:28 for clarification

  • @Esclunatari
    @Esclunatari Před 2 lety +55

    Vegan teacher: God is vegan if he isn't he's a devil
    God: *giving fish and bread*

    • @majorman925
      @majorman925 Před 2 lety +9

      Jesus: *declaring all meat clean*

    • @Esclunatari
      @Esclunatari Před 2 lety

      @@majorman925 wdym???

    • @majorman925
      @majorman925 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Esclunatari Jesus declared all meat clean in Mark 7
      This was because the meat traveled through the stomach and not the heart
      So that vegan teacher saying meat eaters are terrible is clearly mistaken

    • @Esclunatari
      @Esclunatari Před 2 lety

      @@majorman925 agreed

    • @superpisser
      @superpisser Před 2 lety +1

      The bible also says that anything with a hoof we can eat!

  • @CormDaCrow
    @CormDaCrow Před 2 lety +10

    "All these squares make a circle"
    Nice TFS reference lol

  • @auroraragazzoni4533
    @auroraragazzoni4533 Před 3 lety +2350

    Okay, but Gabriel being like "Yeah, God, tell her!" is my new favorite thing

  • @cramo753
    @cramo753 Před 2 lety +1426

    I love how whenever a character breaks down they just go:
    *slight screech*

    • @ed_thefreak8584
      @ed_thefreak8584 Před 2 lety +3

      101.
      ScrEEE

    • @anarchydmz
      @anarchydmz Před 2 lety

      :D҉̣͍̓̎͗͜͜ b҉͙̺̻̥̅̎͋̕͜͝͡͞͠r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠o҉̢̡̲͇̌͗̀͢͝t҉̷҉̢͖͔̹͛̌͊͘͜͢͠͡͡h̷̶̘̘̬ͭ̏͞͡e̵̡̫̫͍͕̎ͭ̐͟͟͝͞r҉̵҉̛̠̩̥̋ͦ̆͆͟͞͡͞͠

    • @pedromalta2116VR
      @pedromalta2116VR Před 2 lety +1

      #wedoalittletrolling

    • @bugvineboom
      @bugvineboom Před 2 lety

      discord.gg/NW6CswjrSN

    • @rtqueen
      @rtqueen Před 2 lety

      @@bugvineboom huh?

  • @bigboiboyo9756
    @bigboiboyo9756 Před 2 lety +8

    I like how in every fan thing that involves Satan he’s always wearing a nice black suit

    • @Pancakelol
      @Pancakelol Před 9 měsíci

      Except for the helluva boss unvierse lol

  • @joannatheowl
    @joannatheowl Před 2 lety +5

    As a muslim that respects christians, THIS VIDEO JUST MAKE MY DAY A LOT BETTER

  • @tythebadasskid9905
    @tythebadasskid9905 Před 2 lety +3368

    thatveganteacher: "Heaven is vegan" God: eating prime ribs

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 Před 2 lety +536

    “YOU FED ME CELERY STICKS.”
    Best quote of the month

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 Před 2 lety +5

      Lmao poor dog bro ima keep it as MY pet

    • @SleepingInGrass
      @SleepingInGrass Před 2 lety +1

      They way the celery sticks was said made me rollin down in the deep

  • @nite_whstlr
    @nite_whstlr Před 2 lety +3

    The "Laughing in holy spirit" was my favourite part about this

  • @emperorofthebananaboat4434
    @emperorofthebananaboat4434 Před 2 lety +14

    “We got a runner”
    She’s a runner she’s a trackstar

  • @diopptazz
    @diopptazz Před 2 lety +1681

    I love how she's just casually contradicting and arguing with GOD HIMSELF

    • @vegansarah.513
      @vegansarah.513 Před 2 lety +3

      Be vegan it's good

    • @Abigail-qv9wg
      @Abigail-qv9wg Před 2 lety +17

      @@vegansarah.513 What is it exactly...?

    • @sonotkiikii
      @sonotkiikii Před 2 lety +59

      @@vegansarah.513 Being vegan is perfectly fine, but don't force people too :)

    • @icebearsans
      @icebearsans Před 2 lety +14

      @@vegansarah.513 hm... love to talk to a food racist

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 Před 2 lety +20

      @@vegansarah.513 no thanks I’ll be here eating meat

  • @ninga3533
    @ninga3533 Před 2 lety +230

    "laughs in holy spirit" is the most blurssed thing I've seen today

    • @poyo0000
      @poyo0000 Před 2 lety +1

      With the ''Oh my Boss''

  • @sosig-jx3qq
    @sosig-jx3qq Před 2 lety +8

    nobody:
    god and grabriel: **laughs in holy spirit**

  • @lol_jayjay7404
    @lol_jayjay7404 Před 2 lety +5

    1:08 ooooh tell her god 👼

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan Před rokem

      **Runs away in vegan**

    • @ClaraAfton.
      @ClaraAfton. Před 11 měsíci

      @@Memefan*run while you can*

  • @hagenspringtrap9431
    @hagenspringtrap9431 Před 2 lety +812

    It's my head canon that the captain America shield that's clipping through the green screen is just in heaven

  • @reverse2122
    @reverse2122 Před 3 lety +384

    I NEED THE SEASON 2 OF THIS FRIGGIN MASTERPIECE

  • @TepicneoriTFFBAS
    @TepicneoriTFFBAS Před 2 lety +4

    2:05 lol instead of saying oh my god he said oh my boss 🤣

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan Před rokem

      Yeah, you don’t have to point out the obvious

  • @sylasplays9538
    @sylasplays9538 Před 2 lety +3

    10:14 Gabriel this is your punishment

  • @user-li7bs2lx7t
    @user-li7bs2lx7t Před 2 lety +1829

    thatveganteacher: "Heaven is vegan"
    Literally the whole Bible: "God we bring this clean lamb as an offering 🐑🤲🏾"
    Edit: I did NOT think this would get noticed this much 😅😂

    • @mkay05
      @mkay05 Před 2 lety +70

      Lol literally telling the Jews to sprinkle blood of lambs and eat lambs and whatnot

    • @soli_863
      @soli_863 Před 2 lety +21

      IKR XDD

    • @viewer2674
      @viewer2674 Před 2 lety +23

      yammy shep

    • @DLC_PR016
      @DLC_PR016 Před 2 lety +36

      Passover where the Hebrews paint their doors in lamb blood in order not to get crossfired in God’s judgement

    • @CosmicTherian
      @CosmicTherian Před 2 lety +11

      ✋🐑🤚
      🩸.
      L A M B

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 2 lety +4969

    "You're not supposed to be here"

  • @Mqrq_69
    @Mqrq_69 Před 2 lety +3

    This was theee actual BEST thing I've seen today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shellyvanover3835
    @shellyvanover3835 Před 2 lety +4

    And you are absolutely amazing at playing as the vegan teacher

  • @StarPlatinum7912
    @StarPlatinum7912 Před 2 lety +377

    Vegan teacher: trying to prove vegans are oppressed
    - Jewish man in the holocaust denies it -
    *this.. does put a smile on my face*

    • @starlightplaysminecraft9743
      @starlightplaysminecraft9743 Před 2 lety

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Kimi-bq4pc
      @Kimi-bq4pc Před 2 lety

      I’m pretty sure god was a vegan tho

    • @czerky1091
      @czerky1091 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Kimi-bq4pc I'm pretty sure the bible never mentions what god eats. Maybe he doesn't need to or something,since he's god

    • @chrisj8244
      @chrisj8244 Před 2 lety

      @@Kimi-bq4pc no I don’t think so.

    • @closet-odor
      @closet-odor Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kimi-bq4pc um God (The Father) doesnt eat, only Jesus (when he was on earth) but He isnt vegan

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel Před 3 lety +535

    9:10 - 9:30 That clip sums up ThatVeganTeacher’s personality and actions.

    • @vesperthe_planet
      @vesperthe_planet Před 2 lety +13

      Yep. Seems pretty accurate to me.

    • @gonfreecss863
      @gonfreecss863 Před 2 lety

      Ink stop your disgusting ways

    • @holyonesingadimedja3241
      @holyonesingadimedja3241 Před 2 lety

      ??

    • @vesperthe_planet
      @vesperthe_planet Před 2 lety +5

      @@gonfreecss863 Let me guess. I have a Gacha profile picture, so you automatically assumed that I MAKE disgusting content instead of trying to STOP it?

    • @vesperthe_planet
      @vesperthe_planet Před 2 lety +4

      @@gonfreecss863 Also, says the person who's so scared to show their face that they pretended to be an anime character; You're honestly a disgrace to Assassination Classroom. At least I've done a face/voice reveal on other social media.

  • @dimitritcherkassov3669
    @dimitritcherkassov3669 Před 2 lety +3

    3:19
    *Cue Dobby snap*

  • @Hikaru_Aniela
    @Hikaru_Aniela Před 2 lety +3

    At 5:42 it reminded me she said that to a teenage boy

  • @HappiF4ce
    @HappiF4ce Před 2 lety +294

    ThatVeganTeacher : "I'm suppose to be here right?"
    God and Gabriel : "Stop the cap" *Laughs is Holy Spirit*

    • @Jords250
      @Jords250 Před 2 lety +2

      STOP THE CAP RIGHT NOW

    • @caydensmith9865
      @caydensmith9865 Před 2 lety

      You I don't like

    • @HappiF4ce
      @HappiF4ce Před 2 lety +2

      @@caydensmith9865 Grammar 1000

    • @offline3979
      @offline3979 Před 2 lety +2

      @@caydensmith9865 r/ihadastroke

    • @randied603
      @randied603 Před 2 lety +1

      God and Gabriel: pushes her into hell
      And make Lucifer keep her

  • @TheRealThomasBurt
    @TheRealThomasBurt  Před 2 lety +440

    Ok so quick update we got the monetization back! Can we get an applause in the comments?👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Mamadelta900
      @Mamadelta900 Před 2 lety +5

      Hello I love ur vids and I’m the first to comment on this comment can u plz pin me I’ve never been pinned by anyone ever before

    • @Real_Prismatic
      @Real_Prismatic Před 2 lety +2

      Congrats bro👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @TyrannoTeeth
      @TyrannoTeeth Před 2 lety +1

      👏 👏 👏

    • @Strikery
      @Strikery Před 2 lety +1

      👏

    • @Strikery
      @Strikery Před 2 lety +2

      👏 👏 This video is gold, you deserve the money 💰

  • @chezfry
    @chezfry Před 2 lety +2

    I love how the literal devil is like "nah this girl is worse then me."

  • @user-im7cq3mq9u
    @user-im7cq3mq9u Před 2 lety +3

    When Bella’s eyes Widen it is The biggest thing of shock I have ever seen

  • @battalioncorpsewalker9082
    @battalioncorpsewalker9082 Před 3 lety +639

    An anime I never knew I wanted but what I needed...
    Edit: ohhhhh!!!! Somethings going down in the comments! How fun!

    • @smokeyblossom8183
      @smokeyblossom8183 Před 3 lety +10

      @The Fun People homophobic...? I'm pretty sure i've heard her say that she's lesbian-
      Edit: oh what have i created here

    • @jenniferbogard4113
      @jenniferbogard4113 Před 2 lety +39

      @@smokeyblossom8183 you heard wrong

    • @vesperthe_planet
      @vesperthe_planet Před 2 lety +32

      This would be a great way to make a spin-off of Assassination Classroom where Koro-Sensei is ThatVeganTeacher. It would probably only last 2 or 3 episodes, but it would be worth it.

    • @smokeyblossom8183
      @smokeyblossom8183 Před 2 lety +9

      @@jenniferbogard4113 eh maybe

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl Před 2 lety +13

      Girl they're six comments not that serious

  • @greninjasn
    @greninjasn Před 2 lety +155

    *Laughs in Jewish*
    As a legit Jewish person (not a joke), I can confirm that our laughs sound exactly the same as his.

  • @emtee7138
    @emtee7138 Před 2 lety +2

    "I'm back"
    "Ah! Jesus Christ!"
    "You called, dad?"
    Best part ever

  • @imnotmyth8945
    @imnotmyth8945 Před 2 lety +1

    "Ah Jesus Christ"
    "You called me, God?"
    Man that was the best line ever

  • @fallingasleepaswespeak
    @fallingasleepaswespeak Před 2 lety +306

    "i need MEAT. you fed me CELERY STICKS." i love this

    • @beverleyhamilton4435
      @beverleyhamilton4435 Před 2 lety +1

      I hated the celery sticks😠😡

    • @Gmingwithjc
      @Gmingwithjc Před 2 lety

      @@beverleyhamilton4435 and? No one asked

    • @Raven_xxx
      @Raven_xxx Před 2 lety +1

      i was watching this and when i saw your commint bella said that line lol

  • @allaboutthatbass6035
    @allaboutthatbass6035 Před 2 lety +263

    “That vegan teacher goes to heaven”
    Me: she’s going to heaven?

  • @forrest4409
    @forrest4409 Před rokem +1

    The random floating captain america shield in the background is hilarious

  • @gigachad4310
    @gigachad4310 Před 2 lety +2

    Bella: I need meat. you read me celery sticks! 😡

  • @10dollaranimator
    @10dollaranimator Před 2 lety +194

    "I don't hate vegans, Gandhi is pretty cool"
    " *Y o u t o o b r o* "

  • @Trashamations
    @Trashamations Před 2 lety +162

    The fact that god said “ah Jesus christ” and his son answered is the peak amount of humor that has been reached the day I watched this.

  • @bl00dy-64
    @bl00dy-64 Před 2 lety +3

    LAUGHS IN HOLY SPIRIT
    HAHAHAGAHA HAHAHAGAHA HAHAHAGAHA SHE'S CRAZY
    That really got me

  • @kawaiiboba6074
    @kawaiiboba6074 Před 2 lety +2

    *Laughs in holy spirit* got me so good

  • @Alexandraadftxr7052
    @Alexandraadftxr7052 Před 3 lety +161

    Probably at one point:
    Lucifer: My dear brothers, and sister. I called you all here for emergency meeting, because... you know what.
    Satan: Because miss Karen.
    Lucifer: Exacly. So we have to figure out what to do with her. Any helpful ideas?
    Leviathan: Why don't we just send her to Purgatory.
    Lucifer: Because he sayd that Purgatory is a "rehab" for siners.
    Beelzebub: What If we hire her as a staff member.
    Everyone in hell: NO!
    Satan: Beelz look I like you and everything, but please if you have ideas like this, then JUST SHUT UP!
    Beelzebub: You all misunderstend my idea. Because if we hire her as a staff member then-
    Leviathan: Then what? Use her as a way to get our selfs angry.
    Belphegor: Just like how it happand today.
    Mammon: Even the deafs heard the rage, and crys. And the rage led to a drain of tension on the furniture, which is why we have to buy new ones now.
    Asmodeus: Thanks Satan.
    Satan: I can't help on that she had to sing that stupid song about McDonald's to me, the prince of wrath.
    Leviathan: Yeah. And when I was at the nurse office she came in and started to act like 5 year old, and claiming she was a nurse.
    Lilith: And when I and my husbend had a romantic diner together, she just came in like she owns our dining room, and started insulting us.
    Asmodeus: She insulted my wife for eating cheese, and drinking milk.
    Lilith: She sayd I'm a bad woman for that, and that I hurting other "females" with that, and then she had the audacity to say inappropriate things to my husbend.
    Asmodeus: She sayd "if you want to get a kind, and good vegan girl then show them your fruits, and vegetables". Yes I'm the princ of lust, but I'm married to the love of my life, more then thousands of years. And I'm not going to leave her because a nobody sayd so.
    Lilith: Aww honey.
    Asmodeus: Darling...
    Lucifer: Aww... Wait she sayd that to you too?
    Asmodeus: She sayd that to you?
    Lucifer: Yes!
    Belphegor: And wen I enployed her dog as a hellhound she attack me.
    Lilith: Please say that the dog bited her.
    Belphegor: Yes. Bella bite her on her arm.
    Beelzebub: Okay I understand all your concerns, but my idea was to hire her as a staff member so we can torture her, as we did to other siners.
    Everyone:...
    Mammon: He is saying something.
    Massenger: *Cames in the room* Sir. Mis Karen "That vegan teacher" burned down your kitchen, and pantry.
    Beelzebub: What?
    Lucifer: *whispers* I think the princ of gluttony doesn't gona take that well.
    Beelzebub: I'm going to kill her!
    Lucifer: First of all you can't kill someone who is dead, and second of all I'am going to take her to heavan, and leave her there.
    Leviathan: But what are they gona do to her? Didn't they gona send her back?
    Lucifer: Who cares? And they can do whatever they want to do with her. That not our bisnes enymore. Or you want her to stay here?
    Everyone in hell: NO!
    Lucifer: Okay. We discussed it. And we solved it.
    (Sorry for the grammar, and spelling mistakes english is not my first language.)

  • @theblackdemon2179
    @theblackdemon2179 Před 2 lety +174

    "The only religion I have is murder" sums up doom guy perfectly

  • @amensennac
    @amensennac Před 2 lety +1

    Not that captain America shield poppin in the background 😂❤️💙✨

  • @bradleyjohnson9863
    @bradleyjohnson9863 Před 2 lety +1

    They do realise that the scent that a tree makes when cut is a sign of pain

  • @ernestinehughes6802
    @ernestinehughes6802 Před 2 lety +205

    Is nobody going to talk about the “All these squares make a circle” reference?

  • @_Dia--
    @_Dia-- Před 2 lety +44

    " YOU FED ME CELERY STICKS "
    That poor dog.

  • @natanya_urmother8219
    @natanya_urmother8219 Před 2 lety +1

    "Laughs in holy spirit" got me laughing harder than them!

  • @_42o_69
    @_42o_69 Před 2 lety +1

    AMAZING, I’ve never seen something more accurate in all my life

  • @kingboy6144
    @kingboy6144 Před 2 lety +457

    God: *puts animals on earth for us to kill and eat*
    Vegan teacher: *tells people not to eat animals*
    God: alright cross that one off the list

    • @astq-5251
      @astq-5251 Před 2 lety +20

      yes, that is what I was looking for! our god in other religions put animals to us to eat I don't understand why this Karen still wants people to be like her- omg 18 likes in a week!

    • @justanordinaryclubman7633
      @justanordinaryclubman7633 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes......but.....his also putting him self in hell.......
      Imposing as a god even for once is a sin already meant in hell.......and judging others in a bad way as well.....
      You can judge people but......not there destiny in a bad way..........
      And what im doing right now is just explaining.......
      But you can always bet god is forgiving.........and......i feel bad for having half and half brain.......my other believe and my other brain is in logical thinking.......

    • @finger5748
      @finger5748 Před 2 lety +4

      @@astq-5251 well since i believe in evolution and science i disaggre

    • @smugslider3690
      @smugslider3690 Před 2 lety +2

      @@finger5748 well, yeah

    • @astq-5251
      @astq-5251 Před 2 lety +2

      @@finger5748 Yes

  • @tazzredbandana6911
    @tazzredbandana6911 Před 2 lety +113

    THE THINGS THAT THIS GUY PUTS IN ASTERISKS
    **laughs in Holy Spirit**
    **Stares in vegan disbelief**
    LMFAO I CAN'T

  • @rokkiroko
    @rokkiroko Před 2 lety +1

    i keep picturing the alternate gabriel now and honestly i'm not disappointed

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 Před 2 lety +1

    3:46 Oh my god! It's Captain American's shield! What a hero for sscrificing himself to help save the world! He deserves to be there.

  • @mkay05
    @mkay05 Před 2 lety +337

    "Jesus is Vegan"
    Jesus/God: "Literally commanding the Jews to eat meat and telling everyone they can eat meat."

    • @imbored011
      @imbored011 Před 2 lety +8

      Lmao u think jesus is the god of everyone
      I'm not racist btw

    • @Kitkathere
      @Kitkathere Před 2 lety +12

      Omg finally someone who doesn't just bring up that He ate fish.

    • @bazlurrashid935
      @bazlurrashid935 Před 2 lety +1

      I m Muslim

    • @babysnatcherjaguar9470
      @babysnatcherjaguar9470 Před 2 lety +1

      @@imbored011
      I mean, he’s the son of god but i think he’s referring to Jesus and God

    • @imbored011
      @imbored011 Před 2 lety +1

      @@babysnatcherjaguar9470 actually jesus is not the son of God (Allah) which means God in arabic and we call God, Allah in islam and God has no wife, brother/sister or kids or and relatives

  • @zucbanana389
    @zucbanana389 Před 3 lety +250

    Now this does put a smile on my face

  • @redfox-mg1gj
    @redfox-mg1gj Před 2 lety +1

    Bella (the dog) really went from
    Goodest girl
    To
    Hellhound
    That quick

  • @Tmay16802
    @Tmay16802 Před 2 lety +1

    3:45
    BRUH IS THAT A CAPTION AMERICA SHEILD! I so want that!! I love the Avengers!

  • @galaxyisbored
    @galaxyisbored Před 2 lety +179

    "She's a runner, she's a trackstar" Is the best sentence of this video

  • @chocokeeper1015
    @chocokeeper1015 Před 2 lety +133

    "Show her your fruits and vegetables"
    "Look normally that'd be funny but that is just WEIRD"

    • @dayhel2367
      @dayhel2367 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah it’s even worse that’s a reference to a duet she did on ticktock with tommyinit which is extra creepy cause he is a minor

    • @chocokeeper1015
      @chocokeeper1015 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dayhel2367 oh i saw that one. Never felt more uncomfortable in my life

  • @entredus7910
    @entredus7910 Před rokem +1

    I like how the dog was so disappointed in that vegan teacher, she had to speak to her in english

  • @samyakhalder4862
    @samyakhalder4862 Před 2 lety +3

    9:04: But wasn't Mahatma Gandhi a vegetarian?

  • @Tay-Does-Gacha
    @Tay-Does-Gacha Před 2 lety +256

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    ThatVeganTeacher *runs in vegan*

  • @just_a_box476
    @just_a_box476 Před 2 lety +214

    This goes to that vegan teacher:
    They ate meat at the last supper. So god ate meat. Got wasn't vegan

    • @theguywhoslays8417
      @theguywhoslays8417 Před 2 lety +5

      *God
      But your right

    • @eku.l
      @eku.l Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah

    • @isaactalarico7811
      @isaactalarico7811 Před 2 lety +2

      Never heard of got but sure

    • @marigeorg1322
      @marigeorg1322 Před 2 lety +1

      @The Guy Who Slays i'm pretty sure it is just auto correction and that they already knew how to spell it but okay

    • @qadenchilds964
      @qadenchilds964 Před 2 lety +1

      Wait,I may be mistaken but, didn't Jesus host the last supper?

  • @user-rz5iw1ht5f
    @user-rz5iw1ht5f Před rokem +1

    I just wait till I forget most of this show then go back to re-watch it

  • @lilly10101
    @lilly10101 Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks I appreciate that I had a bad day at school and you just made me laugh so hard in my head 😅

  • @jedinight2353
    @jedinight2353 Před 2 lety +126

    Quick note: doomguy isn't actually a insane lunatic and is very much sane.

    • @turbo11
      @turbo11 Před 2 lety +4

      He's just too angry

    • @florian0879
      @florian0879 Před 2 lety +3

      @@turbo11 he misses his bunnys

  • @sherlockisverytired3169
    @sherlockisverytired3169 Před 2 lety +98

    Fun fact: Michael Jackson was a vegetarian and loved all the animals

    • @yodiefam15
      @yodiefam15 Před 2 lety +5

      though he did eat kfc, it was his favorite food

    • @antoniopraide6855
      @antoniopraide6855 Před 2 lety +1

      Hitler was also a vegetarian. He also created laws against animal cruelty in Germany. I'm not even joking Hitler actually did something like that

    • @himikotoga6009
      @himikotoga6009 Před 2 lety

      Ya but have you seen this lady it's what she does that got her there(in the video) not the fact she's vegan

    • @antoniopraide6855
      @antoniopraide6855 Před 2 lety +5

      @@himikotoga6009 yeah, she harassed tommyinnit, who is a minor, she tortured her dog, and forced its diet to change to a vegan diet, where their dietary systems are monogastric, meaning specifically designed for meat. She literally compares not being vegan to racism, homophobia, and slavery,
      She mocked someone's friend cos he died after turning vegan. I could go on

    • @himikotoga6009
      @himikotoga6009 Před 2 lety

      @@antoniopraide6855 ya I can't stand her

  • @sodarkly9576
    @sodarkly9576 Před 2 lety +1

    DAMN! your acting is so so great that you should/can be an actor

  • @gachadolly57
    @gachadolly57 Před 2 lety +2

    **Laughs in holy spirt** I am dying

  • @mondernmesa
    @mondernmesa Před 2 lety +80

    PLS I CAN'T WITH THE FIRST ONE
    "*LAUGHS IN HOLY SPIRIT *"
    LMFAOOO

  • @mega-vibez
    @mega-vibez Před 2 lety +329

    God going “Jesus Christ!” And Jesus being like “Yeah dad?” Cracked me up
    Edit: Thx for the likes!

    • @Cu-Copper
      @Cu-Copper Před 2 lety

      Same lol

    • @cheesecake4703
      @cheesecake4703 Před 2 lety

      That's like my mom saying "Eric _____!" (the oldest) and him saying "what do you want ma."

  • @eowyngraceellison2801
    @eowyngraceellison2801 Před rokem +2

    I love how God just said “but you didn’t believe me before.” Good comeback I laughed crazy that was a good one. That was shocking. He dropped the bomb.😱😆

  • @notperson9228
    @notperson9228 Před 2 lety +1

    this work of art does not deserve the unholy watermark of tik tok

  • @missizz1595
    @missizz1595 Před 2 lety +59

    “I NEED MEAT YOU FED ME CELERY STICKS” Why did this make me laugh so much?!

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 Před 2 lety +2

      Honestly, it was one of the best jokes in this series

  • @TheRoseBoy11
    @TheRoseBoy11 Před 2 lety +72

    This is the strangest way to start a type of lore I've ever seen

  • @sayori3016
    @sayori3016 Před 2 lety +1

    I like how there is a Captain America shield glitching in and out

  • @yourlocalriri123
    @yourlocalriri123 Před rokem

    By far my fav line was when Gabriel said, “Oh my boss” It was really funny! 🤣🤣🤣