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That spy in barnblitz is a friggin time traveler. His name: Jake Skywalker. A term that Mark Hamill said during interviews for “The Last Jedi” (2017) that would be popularized by critics of TLJ, to explain in a way that this Luke isn’t the one we all know and love it’s like a completely different person. And this dude had that username around 2014. Freaky…
Your videos are all I look forward to each week. I think there's a virus spreading around or something, because I've been sick since last Thursday. Hope you're feeling better, Jerma.
***** He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to his team It don't matter, he's the medic He knows that but he's broke He's got no points, he knows When he goes back to his base, that's when it's Back to the resupply again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this intel and hope it don't get taken You better lose yourself in the tauntkill, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance at free Uber This opportunity comes once in a round, yo His charge is escaping, through this bullethole that is gaping, The point is mine for the taking, make me king, As we move toward a new server A normal pub's boring, but competitive playing's close to post mortem The rounds become harder, the battlefield grows hotter He pops. It's all over. This team is all on him, Map to map shows, he's known as the globetrotter. Lonely roads, Hale only knows.
Dude, that Sniper that ran away from Jerma went on a rampage! Starting at 4:12, he got a crit with his melee, and killed the spy for Jerma, and proceeded to get a load of headshots and melees in the kill feed until Jerma changes the video.
Where do people like Star, Jerman, Muselk etc. always find these servers that are full of clueless newbies who obligingly walk towards them to frontally impale themselves on the übersaw's Spinal Tab kill taunt? Or who feed themselves to an überchaining Medic team by all playing Heavies? If I went into a random Valve server to pubstomp and tried to level up my taunt kill strange part on my Übersaw, I guarantee you the server would suddenly fill up with trickstabbing ninja-Spy mains, a billion Pyros, and Soldiers with 7,000 hours of TF2 who had the same idea. Seriously, the last time I actually had the chance to try a Spinal Tab was on Upward, where me and two other RED players had cornered a lone BLU Medic at the barrels, surrounded him and I actually rememberd to use the taunt instead of just stabbing the guy... so I stabbed him, stunned him, then suddenly he dropped dead just as I was about to pull the saw out. I looked at my charge meter and wondered why I didn't have 100% über, but I assumed it was one of those unlucky incidences where the game registers the stab-to-stun, but you miss the actual finishing move because someone bumped into the stunned victim or something. But then I looked at the killfeed and saw that some asshole Sniper from my own team had headshotted the guy just as I was about to finish him off! Goddamn killstealer.
+JahnTrawn In five years? I've been playing on and off for like ten, and I don't have any unusuals or golden weapons. Am I just slow, or is it because I think unusuals look silly and gold weapons aren't worth the effort?
It's hard to tell what's better, Jerma completely wiffing the saw 90% of the time, or the people who just dance around failing to stab him while he's doing it
I love how the engineer is just like: "Poor soul, I'm sure he wants his taunt kill really bad. I'll just let this friggin' weirdo do his thing as long as he doesn't mess with mah buildings."
The more jerma videos I watch, the worse I feel about my own stuff :( too. god. damn. entertaining. edit: I am sorry for the apparent shitstorm my comment created...
TheFrozenMonkeyKing This is probably the first Jerma video ive commented on in months. Other than the occasional NISLT vid, I dont really comment for publicity much :/ But I can see im not really gonna change your mind :(
Thank you so much for making these videos Jerma, sometimes I'm just really sad about something and they help me to forget about it and have a good laugh :)
*duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude* You're not using the ubersaw properly... you're supposed to get 2 medics with ubersaws and then charge at the enemy like you're a Japanese Soldier on drugs!
Yeah, Just today I was runnin around as scout and going all tryhard (I don't think there is anything wrong with that though) Saw this medic and shot him once before I realized he wasn't fighting back or even running away from me, so I just sat next to him and called him a spy. Unfortunately it ended rather quickly when a demo blew him up.
I'm a huge fan of your vids!!!! After I get home everyday I go on CZcams and check for your new vids! I find them hilarious and the most awesome and impossible things happen! Your one of my favorite youtubers!!!
They're more fun than pros. I think it's because they're generally easy to kill, but can be very unpredictable due to them not knowing any decent tactics or meta game.
And let's not forget, that's where you find the highest Shpee population...You know, cause Jerma's tf2 videos are now pretty much documentaries on these "specimens".
Notorious Titan Productions Me (Soldier): This guy has no clue, I'll easily hit him directly... *shoots* *clueless enemy starts walking away* Me: WHAT?!
Jerma, truly in this day and age of tryhards, glitchers and ragers you make video games fun by showing us videos of you constantly failing at things with a smile. One of my favorite channels on youtube.
Have to say, I'm starting to like Jerma better than Star. Star goes for being a pro, Jerma just makes you laugh and feel better about yourself. At the end of the day, that's the best thing you can have.
I lost it completely when Jerma's Medic went out that window backwards in Barnblitz. XD That was an unplanned slapstick moment worthy of Laurel and Hardy.
Dog In Yard What if they didn't realize they were on the same server, and hadn't checked what each others' usernames for the day were? Not saying it's likely, but plausible, that Star_ accidentally made Jerma mad part accident.
Dude, that Engineer at BarnBlitz knew what was up. I don't see why Jerma would be confused as to why he was getting away with trying to taunt kill that Sniper, hahaha.
That engineer was the coolest engineer ever. He just lets random medic into the nest, he knows he won't actually get the tauntkill, and if he does, it is just going to be an ignorant sniper anyways. I wish every engineer was that relaxed about random medics wandering into their nest.
I've seen you do a similar video with the taunt kills, but it was the guitar smashing on someone i think..... either way looks like you had some fun doing this
My best taunt kill was in 2fort, I taunt killed outside of left spawn door. Two snipers just ignored me and walked past me, and a Gibbs scout walked right into the saw.
![TF2 - Quiet Down Huntsman [Live Session]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KTIeHrlD2dM/mqdefault.jpg)
I loved that engie. He's just watching you do stupid shit because he realizes that you are no threat whatsoever.
02:48 Heck yes!
That engineer was cool as fuck.
"I'm going to saw through your bones!"
"Heck yes!"
lol'd at the Blu Engie when Jerma tried to taunt kill the Sniper.
"I'm going to saw through your bones!"
"Heck yes!"
can we just talk about how that sniper at 4:10 managed to successfully get about 5 kills in 30 seconds
what a legend lmao
8 kills in 60 seconds, 4 of which were headshots (starts at 3:57)
ill be impressed when they can get 30 kills in 5 seconds ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Balenced class
Engineer wins award for the best member of the community in 2014.
engineer gaming
I have a feeling someone is going to saw through someone else's bones.
Let me tell you a story about sawing through... Me old bones
L3SSTH4NL33T IT ALL STARTED IN NEW JERSEY!
Mr Madness *New Joisey :P
Mr Madness ERRYBODY WAS TURNTIN
NEW JURWZY
That engineer that didn't give a shit about you whatsoever... Gold. That's gold. This game needs more players like that.
haha fucking right... lost my shit at that more than anything else in this video
That spy in barnblitz is a friggin time traveler.
His name: Jake Skywalker.
A term that Mark Hamill said during interviews for “The Last Jedi” (2017) that would be popularized by critics of TLJ, to explain in a way that this Luke isn’t the one we all know and love it’s like a completely different person.
And this dude had that username around 2014. Freaky…
Those wondering where I am. I was sick for a few days, and then PAX East happened. Don't worry, Jerma Rumble 2 is releasing tomorrow!
Fuck yeah. Hope you're feeling better.
ikr
Jerma just wondering, are you going to do a video on you at Pax? Just asking
Your videos are all I look forward to each week. I think there's a virus spreading around or something, because I've been sick since last Thursday. Hope you're feeling better, Jerma.
I want The Egg to win,if u know what i mean ;)
($-$)
5:21 That scout just missed three shots, point blank at a stationary target.
**slow clapping**
Oh
Why thank you, my kind, Erect friend!
force of nature scouts
@@TeleTrenta but it's a soda popper
@@Axyo0 a force of nature scout who just picked up the soda popper.
That Looney sniper was STAR_ btw
How do you know
jaxson me The world knows
Jerma, you had one shot,
one opportunity,
to seize all the Uber you ever wanted,
in one moment.
You shoulda went in,
but you let it slip.
He didn't pull it off
SPAGHETTI
Stand tall for Ubersaw.
*****
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to his team
It don't matter, he's the medic
He knows that but he's broke
He's got no points, he knows
When he goes back to his base, that's when it's
Back to the resupply again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this intel and hope it don't get taken
You better lose yourself in the tauntkill, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance at free Uber
This opportunity comes once in a round, yo
His charge is escaping, through this bullethole that is gaping,
The point is mine for the taking, make me king,
As we move toward a new server
A normal pub's boring, but competitive playing's close to post mortem
The rounds become harder, the battlefield grows hotter
He pops. It's all over. This team is all on him,
Map to map shows, he's known as the globetrotter.
Lonely roads, Hale only knows.
Dude, that Sniper that ran away from Jerma went on a rampage! Starting at 4:12, he got a crit with his melee, and killed the spy for Jerma, and proceeded to get a load of headshots and melees in the kill feed until Jerma changes the video.
Jerma you make my day every video you release. Youre just a hilarious person.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid wow
Epic
Only if you knew what a psycho he is behind the scenes
@@yooo1940 This is the *fucked up* streamer who threatened to put members of his audience into a meat grinder. Absolute psycho.
"What a psycho!" Says the man who's trying to cut a saw into his next "victim" for uber.
You were there when it all began.
You saw the birth of a madman.
Jerma is flustered: part 68
***** Jerma is flustered part 985.
Jerma is flustered: part 1069
*****
Jerma985 is the name of the channel~
FaceJP24 Pfft, guy who made the joke; no upvotes
Guy who explained the joke; 5 upvotes.
Dash123456789Brawl Welcome to the youtube comments.
Where do people like Star, Jerman, Muselk etc. always find these servers that are full of clueless newbies who obligingly walk towards them to frontally impale themselves on the übersaw's Spinal Tab kill taunt? Or who feed themselves to an überchaining Medic team by all playing Heavies?
If I went into a random Valve server to pubstomp and tried to level up my taunt kill strange part on my Übersaw, I guarantee you the server would suddenly fill up with trickstabbing ninja-Spy mains, a billion Pyros, and Soldiers with 7,000 hours of TF2 who had the same idea.
Seriously, the last time I actually had the chance to try a Spinal Tab was on Upward, where me and two other RED players had cornered a lone BLU Medic at the barrels, surrounded him and I actually rememberd to use the taunt instead of just stabbing the guy... so I stabbed him, stunned him, then suddenly he dropped dead just as I was about to pull the saw out. I looked at my charge meter and wondered why I didn't have 100% über, but I assumed it was one of those unlucky incidences where the game registers the stab-to-stun, but you miss the actual finishing move because someone bumped into the stunned victim or something. But then I looked at the killfeed and saw that some asshole Sniper from my own team had headshotted the guy just as I was about to finish him off! Goddamn killstealer.
Lmao ikr
+TF2CrunchyFrog i hate people who do that, i feel your pain.
+TF2CrunchyFrog Sounds like TF2 needs matchmaking
It's called editing. They remove a whole bunch of gameplay and just show the interesting gameplay or good commentary.
+JahnTrawn In five years? I've been playing on and off for like ten, and I don't have any unusuals or golden weapons. Am I just slow, or is it because I think unusuals look silly and gold weapons aren't worth the effort?
It's hard to tell what's better, Jerma completely wiffing the saw 90% of the time, or the people who just dance around failing to stab him while he's doing it
5:44 Spy's like "Don't uber me! I'm a baby sphee!"
its a shame Jerma never shows us how skilled he actually is anymore
Very true
Probably because Party Rock was in his house that night
"What a psycho. Dude that guy just came over here to try to head- WHAT A ABSOLUT PSYCHO!"
1:13
and I think to myself
what a wonderful world
had uber. accepted death.
Brady Myers He didn't have Uber tho. He was short
+The Ammo Store the pyro was still stunned. He could have hit him one more time and used the uber
+Collaide he made a split second decision and generally it would be preferable to run.
Collaide Hit melee, change to secondary, activate uber in something like one second before he died? Good luck with that.
2:28 That's what she said... :(
I think that Engi was taking pity on you ;_;
Either way, hilarious video, And I'm pretty sure that spy was MLG Pro
he saw what you were doing and he wanted you to succeed. Like I would have :)
Am I the only one that insta-clicks the like button even before watching Jerma's vids?
I do the same lol
Vladimir Putin is named SpanishDuke? Is Europe annexed already? :DD
Btw, I do that as well xD
I do the same too:)
I do the same too:)
Same
These themed videos are so much better than the commentaries.
I like them both
"It's just a spy." Famous last words.
3:37 look at the guy Jerma killed. He's a time traveller
dammit you beat me to it
I can't believe this was 5 years ago
06:27
Default hat sniper getting close range headshot!?
haxxxxx!! [throws a mac]
I didn't realize until this video that the ubersaw actually "fills up" with uberjuice(?) based on your ubercharge percentage.
I had no idea either and I'm a medic main (Who, granted, doesn't often use it.)
Ubersaw Taunts Rile Me Up (With Uber-Juice)
You shoulda went in when you had the goddamn chance.
I cant belive when he said "im 2 milk.... and then his voice trailed off he didn't notice that the guys name was "Wat about chocolate milk?" xD
Dude, I see you everywhere on beatbox videos! Good to see someone with the same intrest as me :)
Takt Nagano Really? cool man!
***** oh. dangit. xD
I love how the engineer is just like: "Poor soul, I'm sure he wants his taunt kill really bad. I'll just let this friggin' weirdo do his thing as long as he doesn't mess with mah buildings."
IM GOING TO SAW, THRU YA BONS!
Jerma we're still waiting on Jerma Rumble 2
You can't rush brilliance, the Rumble shall come, patience will yield a bountiful reward.
4:52 There could be a really sad story behind those ragdolls.
I cannot believe how unskilled pubs are. *goes into a pub and gets wrecked*
Pop it, Don't Drop it
The more jerma videos I watch, the worse I feel about my own stuff :(
too. god. damn. entertaining.
edit: I am sorry for the apparent shitstorm my comment created...
Hey, your stuff is as good, maybe better than Jerma's. :D
Collaide By calling my videos crap...
We all know you did that just to promote your channel.
TheFrozenMonkeyKing This is probably the first Jerma video ive commented on in months. Other than the occasional NISLT vid, I dont really comment for publicity much :/
But I can see im not really gonna change your mind :(
TheFrozenMonkeyKing at least he isnt some 10 year old
Thank you so much for making these videos Jerma, sometimes I'm just really sad about something and they help me to forget about it and have a good laugh :)
*duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude* You're not using the ubersaw properly... you're supposed to get 2 medics with ubersaws and then charge at the enemy like you're a Japanese Soldier on drugs!
StealthyRats
Unless you're a pyro, in which case... M2. Unless you use the phlog, in which case, you're screwed.
Zack Ceasar
They definitely should. :P
Zack Ceasar I have a idea star goes to jerma donates a uber switches teams and gets the uber :D
ABlindSniper115 Didn't they?
***** I want to say Ster did that with ma3laa once
2:50
This is why I love TF2, there are players who just let you screw around, y'know? Jerma, I demand you find that engie player and add him right now
Most servers I go to, people instantly kick you for idling if you're doing anything weird...
Gewath Please blacklist those servers.
Yeah, Just today I was runnin around as scout and going all tryhard (I don't think there is anything wrong with that though) Saw this medic and shot him once before I realized he wasn't fighting back or even running away from me, so I just sat next to him and called him a spy. Unfortunately it ended rather quickly when a demo blew him up.
Jerma your stuff is timeless dude
5:10
The real psycho is the Engie next to you building Mini's.
I'm a huge fan of your vids!!!! After I get home everyday I go on CZcams and check for your new vids! I find them hilarious and the most awesome and impossible things happen! Your one of my favorite youtubers!!!
that moment when you stand still/taunt and f2p scout misses all his shots from close range, how is dat even possible O.o
I've missed people who were standing completely still, because I never expect anyone to do that.
I love playing on pubs with lots of f2ps, the craziest shit happens on those servers.
They're more fun than pros.
I think it's because they're generally easy to kill, but can be very unpredictable due to them not knowing any decent tactics or meta game.
And let's not forget, that's where you find the highest Shpee population...You know, cause Jerma's tf2 videos are now pretty much documentaries on these "specimens".
MSP Redgrave Its true, the shpee population is in great danger and many of their natural habitats are being destroyed.
Fabled MajesticTurkey #savetheshpee
Notorious Titan Productions Me (Soldier): This guy has no clue, I'll easily hit him directly... *shoots* *clueless enemy starts walking away* Me: WHAT?!
Jerma's gonna saw... THROUGH YOUR BONES!!!
Jerma/Medic: I AM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES!
Engineer: Heck yes!
5:49 *starts humming "in the hall of the mountain king"*
that second sniper genuinely frightened me
i fucking love his laugh
RIP Jerma
"Shoulda went in when he had the chance"
Jerma, truly in this day and age of tryhards, glitchers and ragers you make video games fun by showing us videos of you constantly failing at things with a smile. One of my favorite channels on youtube.
3:09 the ultimate nutshot
PAINFULL
84 people so far didn't go in when they had the GODDAMN CHANCE!
The old tf2 before all the tryhards, the tf2 we missed
So many baby Shpees in this video
the blu engineer left u do whatever you were doing and just stood still building his sentry not looking to his right lmao i loved that engineer
The engie knew what you were doing. He was communicating with callouts. He was letting you do your thing.
Have to say, I'm starting to like Jerma better than Star. Star goes for being a pro, Jerma just makes you laugh and feel better about yourself. At the end of the day, that's the best thing you can have.
What a wonderful world indeed.
"I'm going to saw through your bones!!"
--_Jerma985_
I'm gonna die of laughter xD This is now a favorite. That second sniper early on really did scare the hell outta me.
I lost it completely when Jerma's Medic went out that window backwards in Barnblitz. XD That was an unplanned slapstick moment worthy of Laurel and Hardy.
Jerma you have evolve so much. Been watching you since 2011.
Am I the only one who thinks 'BROac BRObama' at the end is STAR?
I don't doubt it in the slightest. STAR is *just* the kind of guy to pull that kind of thing.
I don't think so. If it was _STAR, he would have taunted after killing Jerma (probably).
Dog In Yard What if they didn't realize they were on the same server, and hadn't checked what each others' usernames for the day were?
Not saying it's likely, but plausible, that Star_ accidentally made Jerma mad part accident.
jerma's last words "it's just a spy" *heavy and sniper run in*
Why can't the people I fight be as derpy as the people you fight?
I know right?
seriously every one i play against are brutal dicks who are mlg quickscoping pros
Lilweedus I can even sit by the base door for more than 10 seconds before a rocket jumping soldier comes out of nowhere and kills me...
Karasu Try a Valve Server, Lots of new players to have fun with
*****
true
I just can't get over the fact that Jerma does not have more subscribers, he
definitely deserves more !
2:51 That engineer is so not-threatened by you he's not even going to bother shooting you or alerting the Sniper
Jerma is Mad part AngrySockPuppet
6:30 take STAR_'s advice and GET IN THERE.
Dude, that Engineer at BarnBlitz knew what was up. I don't see why Jerma would be confused as to why he was getting away with trying to taunt kill that Sniper, hahaha.
"What a looney Sniper!" lol, says the one wearing a party hat going around trying to taunt kill people.
These jerma videos fry my brain
Hey I was having a reeeeeally bad day and this video made me smile. YOU made me smile. Thank you.
Every Time You Put Up One of These Vids. I Smile Before I Even Watch It.
I think that engi saw you as a friendly
"Wish that was longer" we're you just reciting what every girl says to you after they receive your... Package?
Jerma's jimmies were jostled.
Everyone, Do the Jermie Jimmy Jostle!
That engineer was the coolest engineer ever. He just lets random medic into the nest, he knows he won't actually get the tauntkill, and if he does, it is just going to be an ignorant sniper anyways. I wish every engineer was that relaxed about random medics wandering into their nest.
I'm glad I found this channel
I've seen you do a similar video with the taunt kills, but it was the guitar smashing on someone i think..... either way looks like you had some fun doing this
That scout's strange festive scatter at the end's name XD
-Spends entire round trying to get uber by taunt.
-Calls it *free*.
Keep making those I like taunt kill ones
2:02 "I'm like 2 milk-" *killed by "wat about chcolate milk?"*
That spy at the beginning made my brain hurt.
You can just see the sniper in the thumbnail doing the Jerma voice, you know the one
"Dude, he is psycho!" - says the guy trying to stab and kill a person w/ a bloodied saw-like knife tip which gets full when killing with it.
Why we love jerma: he was like, shaking coins out of my underwear?
"I ain't got no beef with you"
-Jerma 2014
I love how the guy that kills him at around 3:38 has "Killjoy" in his name.
Jermas ur video's are so damn entertaining! keep up the great work man!
That scattergun with Rainbow Dash presents reverence discriptiob
Fucking horsefuckers
My best taunt kill was in 2fort, I taunt killed outside of left spawn door. Two snipers just ignored me and walked past me, and a Gibbs scout walked right into the saw.
Gibus...
2:15 Jerma keeps his money in his underpants confirmed.
Me: "Why is the advertisement stopped?"
*advertisement is paused*