Trump Claims DeSantis Would've Ended Up in a Pizza Parlor, Chris Christie Caught on Hot Mic

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  • čas přidán 10. 01. 2024
  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Chris Christie dropping out of the 2024 presidential race, Trump getting cut off during his civil trial closing arguments and Bill Belichick leaving the Patriots after 24 seasons.
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Komentáře • 304

  • @RGNSS-hn8ew
    @RGNSS-hn8ew Před 4 měsíci +118

    Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️😫⛓️

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 4 měsíci +128

    At least Christie admitted his party is the problem 😂.

    • @BradVolkov
      @BradVolkov Před 4 měsíci

      isn't Joes party the ones asking for literally hundreds of billions to fund foreign wars, when we could easily literally rebuild the entire US from the ground up with that money and end homelessness in America? The irony of your comment is wild 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noHOPEof
      @noHOPEof Před 4 měsíci +4

      (80s) *Really( !Really reprehensible )Rottens* headed by *Mumbley taylor Gree ~*

    • @AmericanMuscle69
      @AmericanMuscle69 Před 4 měsíci

      His party?! His party isn't the Republicans! He's a closet Democrat!

  • @srobg1956
    @srobg1956 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Maybe making pizzas is better than ending up in court on 90 plus criminal charges.

  • @gailruge2564
    @gailruge2564 Před 4 měsíci +4

    The video of the skater on a barely frozen pond is disturbing.

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 4 měsíci +30

    Congrat jimmy on your people choice awards we are so proud of you 🎉👏🏽👏🏽.

  • @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy
    @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy Před 4 měsíci +20

    Tbf DeSantis is a meatball American, so it makes sense for him to work at a pizza parlor

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 4 měsíci +26

    Hilarious monlogue as always Jimmy👍🏽.

  • @meshuggah2
    @meshuggah2 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I just realized that Ron Desantis has the same smile as Hans Gruber!😆

  • @sarinahart7421
    @sarinahart7421 Před 4 měsíci +5

    We, here in Montana, are so proud of Lily!!

  • @susancochran9772
    @susancochran9772 Před 4 měsíci +7

    Congrats Jimmy 🎉😊

  • @wells2671
    @wells2671 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "...finally, I can just relax!"😂

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 4 měsíci +113

    Trump told his doctor,: ‘Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?’ The doctor replied: "I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 4 měsíci +1

      #separationofchurchandstate screw maga @@Unknownerror-lc4zn

    • @-mv1sd
      @-mv1sd Před 4 měsíci +8

      jajajaja jack Roy better known as Rodney Dangerfield. I told my kid and said u know some day u will have children of your own, he said so will u!

    • @scottstffrd
      @scottstffrd Před 4 měsíci

      this did not happen. another big media lie

  • @sprootown
    @sprootown Před 4 měsíci +16

    If it wasn't for Daddy Fred's money, he'd be still a bus boy working up to be dishwasher in an all you can eat joint....

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq Před 4 měsíci +2

      Be fair it was his grandaddy the diner/bordello owner who made the fortune during the klondyke gold rush when he was dodging the German draft

    • @sprootown
      @sprootown Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Nick-fg4dq Grandpa Bone spurs?

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq Před 4 měsíci

      @@sprootown funniest part of the story was ,after granpappy bone spurs made his money, he tried to return to Germany, but they didn't want him back and deported him as an illegal alien,ironic huh lol😎

  • @xArslonbek
    @xArslonbek Před 4 měsíci +9

    Great show🎉

  • @Ricksta-op3qj
    @Ricksta-op3qj Před 4 měsíci +7

    If I had to pick a late night host to babysit it’d 100% be Jimmy!

    • @Nick-fg4dq
      @Nick-fg4dq Před 4 měsíci +1

      Don't think jimmy needs a babysitter he's 49

  • @jeffs6090
    @jeffs6090 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Belichick's show title is The Deflated Bachelor.

  • @waynepilgrim5698
    @waynepilgrim5698 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Missed a trick there with the signs!
    Could've had, "if this was the UK, it'd be -16 Kelceius"

  • @triatheilean3086
    @triatheilean3086 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Well, Trump will end up a convict. 👍

  • @terriseaton3049
    @terriseaton3049 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Great monologue!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 4 měsíci +41

    I've met Trump over 50 times. I worked at the McDonalds on East 47th in Manhattan. He would slowly order an obscene amount of food: 2 Big Macs, 2 Quarter Pounders and 2 Filet-O-Fish, regularly. I thought he was an i/dd adult. I would ask him if it was all for him.
    He replied: " You bet, Honey. You're too pretty to work here. How old are you, Honey?"
    f
    I thought he's an I/DD adult.
    He's a creep. I was 15.
    He was in his 60's and looked 8 months pregnant.

    • @brenanream639
      @brenanream639 Před 4 měsíci +13

      I can't stand him at all. I wish they would arrest him though

    • @ModernGoddess81
      @ModernGoddess81 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I/DD?

    • @cogline
      @cogline Před 4 měsíci

      @@ModernGoddess81 An intellectual disability is a disability that occurs before age 18

    • @lovesupreme1
      @lovesupreme1 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah and when I worked at subway I had the same experience with Michael Jackson. He order 2 foot long meat ball sandwiches regularly Ahhh so disgusting.

    • @AaaAaa-jh9os
      @AaaAaa-jh9os Před 4 měsíci

      Вы вообще все там жирные от своего фаст-фуда)))

  • @miikechloeliegh88880
    @miikechloeliegh88880 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Life rolls on

  • @jfes6848
    @jfes6848 Před 4 měsíci

    Watching from New Zealand :)....Jimmy's Fox radio show is epic too! Great insights!

  • @amodernpoet
    @amodernpoet Před 4 měsíci +4

    love the tonight show ❤

  • @justingarrett2239
    @justingarrett2239 Před 4 měsíci +2

    8:02 BOOM!!!

  • @amberts180
    @amberts180 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hertz was charging too much for the longest for EVs. It’s like they didn’t want us to use them.

  • @susancochran9772
    @susancochran9772 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Wish I could’ve been with you on my birthday in July 2023. The writer’s strike made me miss it

  • @lifeofmachine4641
    @lifeofmachine4641 Před 4 měsíci

    4:57 I cant imagine how much that hurts

  • @generalmalaise458
    @generalmalaise458 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Maybe Trump meant that Desantis would be working in one of those pizza places mentioned in the Qanon child trafficking conspiracies?

  • @goldeneastgun
    @goldeneastgun Před 4 měsíci +1

    Damn... these are some pretty dry jokes. If performed this way at my job, I'd be fired.

  • @jordyvero6725
    @jordyvero6725 Před 4 měsíci +2

    a pizza shop or an accordeon factory

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Před 4 měsíci

    4:05 her scooter did cooler moves than she did.

  • @siegfried1234
    @siegfried1234 Před 4 měsíci

    Gold

  • @the.observer
    @the.observer Před 4 měsíci

    you can skip this part-repeating the same "skip this part" clips from an earlier show-and hit play next...

  • @amyvanlowthian2112
    @amyvanlowthian2112 Před 4 měsíci

    That ice skating video in Amsterdam is from years ago..i see it on Instagram all the time.

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 Před 4 měsíci +1

    When tRump talks it looks like he’s playing an imaginary accordion 🪗

  • @jakeishere
    @jakeishere Před 4 měsíci +1

    A real Jimmy to a Richard these days.

  • @pennykettle
    @pennykettle Před 4 měsíci

    And that’s how you do a Taylor swift chiefs joke! 6:41

  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless Před 4 měsíci +3

    This dude writes jokes for 43 year old wine-moms.

  • @user-qr5bm7ek6r
    @user-qr5bm7ek6r Před 4 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂, Yeah

  • @leerush6978
    @leerush6978 Před 4 měsíci +38

    Biden/Harris 2024 💙

    • @bradley4854
      @bradley4854 Před 4 měsíci +6

      I can’t decide but I don’t think I want world war 3 so I’ll probably go for trump

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@bradley4854Wait…if you don’t want WWIII, why are you voting for Trump?

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@bradley4854 Hello, Russian troll.

    • @AndrewB-nk4to
      @AndrewB-nk4to Před 4 měsíci

      ​@Chunkboi we weren't watching hundreds of thousands of dead soldiers on the news for 4 years

    • @PersianDollTarot
      @PersianDollTarot Před 4 měsíci

      Politics are being used as entertainment to distract the poor please don’t fall for it anymore do better real change starts from within you

  • @jameswells2826
    @jameswells2826 Před 4 měsíci +2

    i really enjoyed watching the jimmy Fallon video so much

  • @RockFan89
    @RockFan89 Před 4 měsíci

    When its described that someone was caught on a hot mic, I expect something scandalous. this was not. lol

  • @Combinia
    @Combinia Před 4 měsíci

    theres some REALLY interresting names on that client list!
    it's better to ask, who's name is NOT on it? ( to save time) :0

  • @maryteran6779
    @maryteran6779 Před 4 měsíci

    Hola Jimmy fallon🙋 has que tu programa se traduzca en español 😉😔🇻🇪 saludos desde Venezuela...

  • @snacking5908
    @snacking5908 Před 4 měsíci

    Media: Electric cars are more affordable and easier to maintain
    Hertz: want to buy one?

  • @mtb095
    @mtb095 Před 4 měsíci

    3:55 “everything reminds me of him…”

  • @monl3807
    @monl3807 Před 4 měsíci

    It's not Wednesday? 10:27

  • @MCorpReview
    @MCorpReview Před 4 měsíci

    Desantis rocks 🪨 in petrified mode😂

  • @nek2466
    @nek2466 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Jimmy kimmel was seen on edge dane island

  • @celiamirabal8678
    @celiamirabal8678 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Jimmy you are correct in a funny way

  • @georgeeliot2012
    @georgeeliot2012 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Fallon is the funniest. The best.

  • @robmclaughjr
    @robmclaughjr Před 4 měsíci

    Grizzled bachelor! OMG

  • @user-no8xd6gj6y
    @user-no8xd6gj6y Před 4 měsíci +1

    Stephen Colbert and jimmy fallon has the exact same Ron joke.. hmmmm

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's pretty much the same show

  • @thcase36
    @thcase36 Před 4 měsíci

    Thought I was watching an episode of Ridiculousness @12:00

  • @KK-gr9df
    @KK-gr9df Před 4 měsíci +1

    Meatball Ron is a guy who works in a pizza parlor

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 Před 4 měsíci

    Christie was the most truthful Republican I've seen in a long time. No wonder the Republicans didn't like him.

  • @drwade1
    @drwade1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    only idiots laugh at others being injured

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The judge let Trump speak on the condition he stick to law and facts. Why did he think that was a good idea?

  • @TheNissan007
    @TheNissan007 Před 4 měsíci

    Is the skip this a new part?

  • @user-my9rh7tx1l
    @user-my9rh7tx1l Před 4 měsíci

    People claim that tRump isn't a racist. But that pizza comment that was definitely racist.

  • @chrisg8995
    @chrisg8995 Před 4 měsíci

    What if Higgins was replaced with someone good at their job? Show would be amazing. 👍🏼

  • @nek2466
    @nek2466 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Jimmy kimmel Was seen on epstien Island

  • @amberts180
    @amberts180 Před 4 měsíci +23

    The only way I’m voting for Trump is if we can vote for people to be found guilty.

    • @terriseaton3049
      @terriseaton3049 Před 4 měsíci

      Guess you’ll be voting for Trump!

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Před 4 měsíci +1

      😮 There is no way in Florida I'd would vote for any Repuklicans. FYI, I meant to say Florida and equated it with hell. 😊😅😂

  • @daveedwards1257
    @daveedwards1257 Před 4 měsíci

    💃💙 Mathew 💙🕺🏻
    Bongo Dave -
    Good Happens / Love Shall Prevail
    ✌️😎🥁💕🎷🎸💙🌎👍🌲🌲🌲🤗

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Před 4 měsíci

    where can i get some Pantalones? donde estan mis Pantalones electricos?

  • @user-jw6ih9tu9j
    @user-jw6ih9tu9j Před 4 měsíci

    MACCAUGHNEY I TOTALLY DISLIKE HIM

  • @lucyho2
    @lucyho2 Před 4 měsíci

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 4 měsíci +5

    🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🙌 😊❤

  • @marquiselee2536
    @marquiselee2536 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Egg ._.

  • @ArgentPure
    @ArgentPure Před 4 měsíci

    Christie Creme!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před 4 měsíci +31

    Trump has never attacked Putin.
    Trump has attacked virtually all American politicians.
    Putin is so grateful that he sent Trump a jar of hummus for Christmas:
    it's made of Russian chick pea.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Clever

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 Před 4 měsíci

      Lol russian chick pee

    • @AaaAaa-jh9os
      @AaaAaa-jh9os Před 4 měsíci +1

      В России нут не растет)))Владимир Владимирович отправил мистеру Трампу ледяной водочки с черной икрой))),а дедушке Байдену бодрящие таблетки и памперсы)))

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 4 měsíci +1

      #separationofchurchandstate screw maga @@Unknownerror-lc4zn

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 Před 4 měsíci

      @@AaaAaa-jh9os 58008, Turn it upside down.

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 Před 4 měsíci

    Orange Man Bad! 🍊

  • @workingtoseethelight8244
    @workingtoseethelight8244 Před 4 měsíci +1

    So you were nominated for an award for best nighttime talk show. There are only three late-night talk shows Jimmy, wait until you win to celebrate!

  • @Skurvvy
    @Skurvvy Před 4 měsíci

    Trump, Biden, Haley, Desantis im so sick of politics can we just not vote anyone?

  • @BCalmandsewon
    @BCalmandsewon Před 4 měsíci

    Goodness gracious what if he has chosen Tucker Carlson for VP what a show that would be

  • @betpow
    @betpow Před 4 měsíci

    so all you pizza shop workers know how Trump feels about you

  • @ngauruhoezodiac3143
    @ngauruhoezodiac3143 Před 4 měsíci

    Trump would not get a job in a pizza parlour. The odor would repell customers.

  • @mssage974
    @mssage974 Před 4 měsíci

    Trump will choose a member of his family as his running mate, perhaps Junior.

  • @timli1830
    @timli1830 Před 4 měsíci +11

    First! Thank you Jimmy for posting this video today! I was just told that I have a non cancerous brain tumor which I did surgery for yesterday. This video has really brightened my day!

    • @marysmith7765
      @marysmith7765 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Oh ffs

    • @lgk4008
      @lgk4008 Před 4 měsíci +8

      I have a cancerous brain tumor. Quit your telling lies!

    • @johnhipp8267
      @johnhipp8267 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Every day.

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p Před 4 měsíci +5

      He's baaa-aaack!!...(he must love the attention)

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p Před 4 měsíci +6

      Can't imagine this guy's medical bills... I mean, brain surgery every day?? Whew! Thats gotta really add up!!

  • @A.Edilbi
    @A.Edilbi Před 4 měsíci +1

    @5:00 your content is showing tik tok videos ? You need new writers for real

  • @user-qr5bm7ek6r
    @user-qr5bm7ek6r Před 4 měsíci

    Current: Baby Lord Zerd Trump's Power Rangers MAGA Morphin Republicans show

  • @amberts180
    @amberts180 Před 4 měsíci

    Oh God! Why did Jimmy suggest Ben Carson as a running mate. That would actually be a good choice.. 🤫

  • @alienartpop
    @alienartpop Před 4 měsíci

    #AnyoneUnderSixty2024

  • @lindabingham6403
    @lindabingham6403 Před 4 měsíci

    Here's why I don't like the Florida governor.
    1). He wants to make America Florida. We don't want to be Florida.
    2). As a dad, he can restrict and has the right to dictate what his children can and cannot read. He has no right to restrict what other people's children read.
    3). As a male, he has NO rights over a woman's body, except possibly his wife's, if she's okay with that.
    He appears to want to rule rather than govern and that makes him living in the wrong country.

  • @brendabeck-turner9301
    @brendabeck-turner9301 Před 4 měsíci

    Why doesn't someone report together that trump and drsantes BOTH have lifts ...just look at Trump's shoes ..ESPECIALLY IF BARON TRUMP OS AROUND

  • @jttravers7423
    @jttravers7423 Před 4 měsíci

    I just saw this posted video... You mean to st Fallatio I mean Fallen no I mean Fallon hasn't been cancelled yet? Who watches that crap anyway?

  • @nicholasyoungstrom3094
    @nicholasyoungstrom3094 Před 4 měsíci

    Did the gy in the skates die?

  • @marcodm
    @marcodm Před 4 měsíci +1

    Yo

  • @zozzarogeorge6720
    @zozzarogeorge6720 Před 4 měsíci +1

    He needs a new writing team

  • @ktom5262
    @ktom5262 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Using several clips from CZcams on your show is pathetic. Maybe hire better writers instead of using someone else's material.

  • @MichaelLasotaTW
    @MichaelLasotaTW Před 4 měsíci +1

    fallon: "comedy" for the simple minded office person.

  • @new_hampshire
    @new_hampshire Před 4 měsíci

    I doubt that a honor Society, Yale educated lawyer, would end up in a pizza parlor. Trump had to get people to take his test for him. He’s so functionally illiterate.

  • @vitalie787
    @vitalie787 Před 4 měsíci

    Wondering why Jimmy Fallon struggles with views? I mean 150K in 13 hours ...Jimmy Kimmel in 13 hours got over 900K views...

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 Před 4 měsíci +1

      They are both the same? Makes no sense

  • @1RJW381
    @1RJW381 Před 4 měsíci

    🛒🍕🏬✅

  • @bennybottleface8804
    @bennybottleface8804 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Pffft, everyone knows de Santis would've ended up modelling high heels😅

    • @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar
      @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar Před 4 měsíci

      He does have the grace of a Soviet fashion show runway model.
      Your comment reminded me of an old Wendys commercial.
      czcams.com/video/FpypTXccG2I/video.htmlsi=obozHW84Pb1ZN19T

    • @ngauruhoezodiac3143
      @ngauruhoezodiac3143 Před 4 měsíci

      Trump does that too.

  • @dhan4221
    @dhan4221 Před 4 měsíci +1

    First

  • @user-ch9gm3mj1j
    @user-ch9gm3mj1j Před 4 měsíci +1

    1st lol

  • @apolloobserved
    @apolloobserved Před 4 měsíci +1

    Is Fallon drunk? Seriously.

  • @Gui11otine
    @Gui11otine Před 4 měsíci

    C'mon man I expected Kimmel to spread propaganda at the start of election year which he did immediately but you too Fallon? I mean I know your bosses boss made you do it but us normal people just want to laugh and get away from the lies so can you just stick to comedy please?

    • @j.7701
      @j.7701 Před 4 měsíci

      Fallon Kimmel Noah Colbert Oliver are basically all the same show. Late night comedy died with letterman and conan, this is all just late night rhetoric, may as will cut out terrible jokes and go watch msnbc

    • @Gui11otine
      @Gui11otine Před 4 měsíci

      @@j.7701 It's a shame that 2 companies Blackrock and Vanguard figured out they can program the thoughts of an entire country through these guys but they are all guilty for playing along. I only watch Conan and Letterman clips from 10+ years ago.

  • @loudboy11
    @loudboy11 Před 4 měsíci

    Free Palestine!