@@TechnicalHydra honestly, he is very skilled with electronics/editing and I’m sure he is pretty handy with tools. I don’t think he’ll ever work in the limelight of media, but I think Ryan can find a lowkey job doing something
I’d imagine him finally flopping onto a bed, and an achievement notification just pops up over his head with a trumpet noise, and he doesn’t notice cause he’s so tired.
My favourite part of this is that someday, Ryan's daughter is going to see this video, and she's going to bury her face in her hands in that unique combination of humiliation and amusement that only comes from embarrassing stories from when you were a kid.
@@decodelifehacker3446 ? Did say it did? Or did I just add another comment related to the topic and you assumed I was looking for an argument or to disagree?
@@peddlersclan I don't know what you were trying to say the original comment was something like ryan having a worst day you went on to talk about the fact that he not sorry and still doing bad things those are two different things
@@sh0g0kawada 100% he has no one to blame but himself. It wasn't a "mistake", he knew exactly what he was doing from the beginning and even tried messaging these girls after his wife found out. Guy is a total POS.
Well being that the problem was in the alternator, headlight fluid wouldn't be particularly helpful. What he really needed was to replace tiny weather machine that provides the electricity via lightning generation.
I never thought I would come back to this channel or video but jesus christ I have never felt so betrayed in my life. I feel like years of my childhood and life have been nothing but a lie and everything is crumbling to pieces around me. I hope everyone is as okay as they can be.
I'm not a car person, but the minute he started explaining that "electronics in the car started turning on and off randomly" I knew it was the alternator. Of course, i've also been in that position, on a large, crowded, Massachusetts highway.
They have a point about the Uber driver maybe EMP-ing Ryan's car. Considering everything that they have been in the news for lately, I would not put it past them.
Nah, a general focused EMP like that would take a SHITLOAD of power and be noticed, so unless they bribed the government of Texas, which could go pretty badly for them afterwards......OH SHIT!
2:55 so his family just left, and he was planning on having a “nap” before the convention when as Geoff said he could’ve slept in the car waiting for roadside assistance. By all accounts this could be a true story, but this man can’t be trusted anymore
Well Qrow’s semblances is bad luck to the ones around him, it doesn’t affect him. Sorry if that seemed nit picky but it’s a common misconception that Qrow’s semblance affects himself.
@@nokachi3339 No, it has never affected himself, give me an example of where it affects him, if it ever does affect him it's usually collateral damage from another person, for example the Tyrian fight in V4, Ruby walks in and puts herself in danger due to his semblence. "His Semblance does not discriminate on who it affects, which causes him to keep his distance from the people he cares about."
@@Lumaah Season 6 episode either 5 or 6, he props a leg up on the cart and the wheel randomly deflates. There's a point where they're in the house in Mistral and he puts his feet up on the table and its legs snap. In Volume 4 when he's explaining his semblence a log falls of the fire.
"Nothing has gone agregiously wrong, but you know, there's still time.." proceeds to go cheat and do something agregious hours after. He probably got off on the fact that it was all so in our face. Smh
@@TheGodGamr Nothing as bad a what Ryan did. He was sharing nudes with someone that turned out to be a catfish. Also a video was made of him and his wife (by him) without her consent. They've crawled into a social media hole and then took it with them.
@@TheGodGamrvery very late here, but he was catfished into recording himself sleeping with his wife (without her knowledge) and into taking nudes at the RT offices
Wow CZcams random recommendation...he thought that was a bad day till a few weeks ago. Ironically only half this story could be true knowing what we now know.
Is your Recommended list full of Ryan shit, too? That algorithm is definitely broken. "Wow, a lot of people are googling this guy for some reason! Let's help them out!" Thanks, YT.
@@kingofmonsters14 idk wtf all this is even about. Never heard of these ppl but it was recommended. Fairly interesting, but I have no clue what really went on and no idea why it's in my feed
I'm honestly not surprised Ryan is not only married but also a father when he is able to do shit like this with honestly not too much complaint. Also Ryan even if the transmission in your car wasn't electric, the engine would have quickly died as they need electricity to make the fuel combust and the car go.
James Zippay That’s only for Diesel engines. Diesel engines create combustion through heat created by the pistons compressing the air and fuel in the cylinders. With normal gasoline engines combustion is created by a spark created by the spark plugs, so with no electricity there’s no spark, no combustion and the car won’t go.
Spencer. So a few questions, is your Dodge a truck? Does it have a Cummins Diesel as is common with Dodge trucks? If yes, then it's no surprise, diesels don't need electricity for combustion, they produce combustion through pressure and heat, this is what allows them to "run away".
I think Geoff thought Ryan was a liar. I know some people that lie with everything they say. I have the same kind of person in my life and that’s exactly how I am when they tell stories. Geoff has done that with Ryan before too. He also is always excited to hear Ryan’s new story. Probably because he wants to joke about how unbelievable it was.
@@alldayagainif they suspected anything, it was probably perhaps that ryan was just having an affair. it’s really unlikely that they would hear a story like this and come to the actual truth independently. they probably thought he was exaggerating for content or was covering up for something less serious
It's horrible how Geoff jokingly poked holes in all of these types of stories, for YEARS, without realizing that every one of them was bullshit. I feel terrible for everyone affected by this assholes actions, and hope the victims can now heal.
Ryan played so hard into the stupid persona that it didn't matter how bad his lies were, any impurities in them could just be chalked up to "well, that's Ryan!"
Yeah, his voice saying “really?!” was too high to be genuine. And even bigger is the fact he wasn’t looking at Ryan the WHOLE TIME. While everyone else does. He was listening to the lies.
chiming in to add that geoff has a young daughter and is the one that interviewed ryan in the first place. so reminder that everyone unfortunately was hurt in a personal way here
As I've recently left a relationship with someone that's manipulative and toxic, it's interesting to see things through this lens. Notice how Ryan peppers a bunch of unnecessary details in his tale that aren't relevant to the main point? It's word salad to keep people distracted, and to keep them from calling out inconsistencies. When you have so many variables that are half-baked, it's easy for a manipulator to change those details retroactively and gaslight the listener, so their story is airtight in the end. He also left *several* openings for others to change the subject - notice how he mentions the highway patrol office knocking at his door for someone else and pauses, but Jeremy keeps the story on-track. Then, he mentions the dog beds in the dryer, with a long pause hoping someone else will take the bait and change the subject - a form of deflection. He also left in little lies that he disproved ("shards of glass in my face - no, that's not true"), so he can maintain some semblance of "honesty" by joking around. The problem for Ryan here, is that his bullshit has been recorded and listened to by thousands of people - it's harder to gaslight and deflect that many people. It still happens, but it's not as easy as if this were a one-on-one conversation.
I had a day just like this yesterday with my car’s alternator; and immediately thought of this video when I got home. So this video hits me right in the feels now.
Another lie. He probably was able to fool his family enough for them to think the car legitimately broke down. Got them on an uber and then as soon as they were gone probably raced off to meet another teenager to sleep with. And once again like the missing the plane story, Geoff seems to have known it was a lie all along.
Well... at least it's no longer the worst day in Ryan's life
I came here for this😂😂
LMAO CHILL
@@my_namebluedreamer527 same waiting for someone to say some shit like this
lmao
couldnt help but laugh. good job.
"All it takes is one bad day." And that's how Ryan became the Joker.
Ryan would truly become the "Mad King".
He was the Joker waaaaaaaay before this.
You mean how he went even crazier
I thought he was already the Joker!
Comparing him to the joker is insulting. The Joker wishes he could be a king.
Im imagining ryan on the side of the highway at 5 a.m. screaming "SMIGHT ME! OH MIGHTY SMIGHTER!!!
Victor Poggie pull a Jim carrey
Oh god yes
I'd like to think Monty is god
*smite
and it came
Trust me, Ryan will have a much worse day.
I would expect that most of his days from here on in will be bad, since who now will hire him?
@@TechnicalHydra honestly, he is very skilled with electronics/editing and I’m sure he is pretty handy with tools. I don’t think he’ll ever work in the limelight of media, but I think Ryan can find a lowkey job doing something
@@johnnyappleseed6889 Surely one google search would put off any potential employer?
@@TechnicalHydra also very true
"Im sorry Mr. Haywood it appears u have no references. Is it possible we can get your previous enployers contact?"
I love how Ryan is completely unperturbed by the whole ordeal. It's hours later and it's already a crazy story to tell at parties
And with that time he's managed to nail down the real description of some of the things that happen like the dog beds didn't explode, they Ex, Plode!
My guess is he’s so undisturbed is because most of this story is BS
Knew there would be one reply like that on a 2 year old comment
@@daisho509 same
This story was a lie, he was fucking a fan
And with that, Ryan achieved peak Dad.
The best part is that I initially read the title of the video as "Ryan's Dad Day."
I’d imagine him finally flopping onto a bed, and an achievement notification just pops up over his head with a trumpet noise, and he doesn’t notice cause he’s so tired.
@@openthinker6562 Pubert unlocked.
You aren’t a Gent until this happens to you, Ryan passed his initiation that day.
Comments like this are just heartbreaking now 😪
My favourite part of this is that someday, Ryan's daughter is going to see this video, and she's going to bury her face in her hands in that unique combination of humiliation and amusement that only comes from embarrassing stories from when you were a kid.
BurningDogFace at first I read arousement and I was very confused
So _that's_ why we never made it to Florida.
It's not as bad as when her classmates finds it.
And more stories once she gets older...
Considerring current events she might prefer this story.
God damn, how many mirrors, cracks, cats, and ladders did he break, step on, pass by, and or walk under the week before this convention?
It’s called being a dad
He walked under many cats
Basil Christofis no
He works for ah
Ben Fenwick wich is a branch off rooster teeth
Big boi Broccoli I meant achievement hunter are very unlucky sometimes I am fully aware they are a branch of rooster teeth
Ryan tells stories really well
That's so true.
He’s very eloquent and has a very broad vocabulary.
Depends on the brain.
Yeah he's been telling them for years
you might even say so well that he successfully convinced everyone for years that it wasn't a lie
"it turns out..." How I begin my bad day description.
"It turns out, I didn't know she was....."
@@Wolvy114 lmaooo that was cold
I think he has a new "worst day"
He literally only regrets getting caught, he's still fucking doing it
@@peddlersclan that....that doesn't conflict to the fact that he has a new "worst day"
@@peddlersclan Really? Jesus Christ.
@@decodelifehacker3446 ? Did say it did? Or did I just add another comment related to the topic and you assumed I was looking for an argument or to disagree?
@@peddlersclan I don't know what you were trying to say the original comment was something like ryan having a worst day you went on to talk about the fact that he not sorry and still doing bad things those are two different things
I've had shitty days before, but after hearing Ryan's story, they seem not so bad.
Not sure if you've kept up with the community. But trust me - Ryan has had some shitty days lately.
Jeff, he has no one to blame but himself.
@@sh0g0kawada 100% he has no one to blame but himself. It wasn't a "mistake", he knew exactly what he was doing from the beginning and even tried messaging these girls after his wife found out. Guy is a total POS.
@@char3638 no shit
@@josephcowan1748 still a mistake dude
CZcams has a really sick sense of humour recommending this to me now
That’s why CZcams was made. Lol
Algorithm: Ryan's relevant, let's recommend Ryan vids!
I can bet you he’s had a worse one.
Ryan’s no good, terrible, very bad day
nice reference
He’s gonna move to Australia
That’s a nostalgia hit
Oh, no. He's had much worse now and rightfully so.
Ryan's no good, terrible, very bad.
He didn't have any headlight fluid with him?
Well being that the problem was in the alternator, headlight fluid wouldn't be particularly helpful. What he really needed was to replace tiny weather machine that provides the electricity via lightning generation.
nah that shit fixes everything
😂😂 “Did you just say HEADLIGHT FLUID!” 😂😂😂😂
No elbow grease either
Great call back well done
It’s so hard to watch anything with Ryan now
And now he's having a really bad day...
I never thought I would come back to this channel or video but jesus christ I have never felt so betrayed in my life. I feel like years of my childhood and life have been nothing but a lie and everything is crumbling to pieces around me. I hope everyone is as okay as they can be.
Lol
j p fuck off
2020 is a fucking hell...
Ryan is one man. Don’t let what he did ruin what everyone else stood for.
@@sibsart2039 i know it's true for me, but you have to wonder how many fans are destroying their merch over this. you know they exist
I remember being at this off-topic and the whole AH crew being very very confused as to where Ryan was and why he was late
I don’t think anyone could’ve predicted what he was really doing :(
Looks at title
Clicks on video
Goes to comments
>Ryan's car passes by
Uber driver: *Arm the weapon.*
Brave man. If the Mad King were to learn of this betrayal....
And Ryan never had another bad day, ever again...
It turns out that I wouldn't mess with pissed off Ryan
Dang Ryan thought this was a bad day...
This was the day, He started hitting on girls i think
year 2017 so Karma got him.
Wife and Kids, and maybe at this time he was messaging those girls
It’s weird to think that in conventions like these he met up with some of the woman that are now coming out with their statements.
The women or Ryan?
@@tspooner01 answer the question.
@@tspooner01 alright you saved it.
I'm not a car person, but the minute he started explaining that "electronics in the car started turning on and off randomly" I knew it was the alternator. Of course, i've also been in that position, on a large, crowded, Massachusetts highway.
Had that happen to me coming out of a tunnel. Was fortunate to get off the highway before it died.
The good thing is, if it was a Massachusetts highway, you weren't going anywhere fast anyways!
Yep had it happen too but in a manual so you can keep driving for longer but if you let your rpm drop too much
You mean a parking lot?
Were you on the Mass Pike?
They have a point about the Uber driver maybe EMP-ing Ryan's car. Considering everything that they have been in the news for lately, I would not put it past them.
Nah, a general focused EMP like that would take a SHITLOAD of power and be noticed, so unless they bribed the government of Texas, which could go pretty badly for them afterwards......OH SHIT!
Necrobadger didn’t they do that (I’m from uk)
Ryan probably wishes for something like that now.
@@PreferredCustomer Oh yeah. Being a victim of Uber would be far more preferrable to what he's going through now
Pretty sure saying Ryan having a bad day is understatement right now. Man now has a bad life, well deserved tho
Holy crap, that sucks, and he worked it all through like a champ.
Ryan may be a scary bastered, but he is one hell of a man
#JustToxicMasculinityThings Whatever comes, we just make it work.
sheeple overlord you’re telling me...
Oh he worked something like a champ, all right...
Oh shit, this aged in such a bad way.
2:55 so his family just left, and he was planning on having a “nap” before the convention when as Geoff said he could’ve slept in the car waiting for roadside assistance.
By all accounts this could be a true story, but this man can’t be trusted anymore
It's not a true story. He made sh*t up to cover up missing his flight because he was with a chic
Remember when this was the worst day of Ryan's life?
Anyone remember how Geoff said he hopes ryan dies alone and impoverished during a golf let's play?
which one?
@@l3si the worms one. my point is it looks like geoffs words may come true lmao
Holy shit, I totally forgot about that! Boy, that aged in an interesting way didn’t it?
czcams.com/video/Evq06kBxOls/video.html Listen to what Ryan says after Geoff says it
The " i hope one day your kids learn to hate you as much as I do" they need to remove ryan content. It all just sounds bad with him now
"no, that's not true" is the only honest part of that story
No no no, he was also being honest when he said that he didn't take a nap.
Doesn’t seem to bad of a day compared to recent ones now does it
Indeed
Ryan is qrow. Confirmed.
Well Qrow’s semblances is bad luck to the ones around him, it doesn’t affect him. Sorry if that seemed nit picky but it’s a common misconception that Qrow’s semblance affects himself.
@@Lumaah literally does and did
@@nokachi3339 No, it has never affected himself, give me an example of where it affects him, if it ever does affect him it's usually collateral damage from another person, for example the Tyrian fight in V4, Ruby walks in and puts herself in danger due to his semblence.
"His Semblance does not discriminate on who it affects, which causes him to keep his distance from the people he cares about."
@@ISB18872 Emotionally, yeah, of course, it affects him, but his semblance doesn't directly affect him.
@@Lumaah Season 6 episode either 5 or 6, he props a leg up on the cart and the wheel randomly deflates. There's a point where they're in the house in Mistral and he puts his feet up on the table and its legs snap. In Volume 4 when he's explaining his semblence a log falls of the fire.
3:05 its like that whole side of the table knows his story is BS
They must have suspected he was having an affair but I highly doubt they knew it was with underage fans
@@King1559 Well. Even Ryan was unaware it was with an underage fan as they had initially lied about their age to him
Geoff and Gavin were most definitely suspicious after he didn’t really answer Geoff’s response involving the nap in the car
@@lucassanchez9050 It's confirmed he didn't care if they were legal or not.
Look at his hands as he overloads everyone's brain and tries to convince them
Hard to believe anything he says.
I love how Ryan is an internet personality, but he goes home, and he's just "dad".
Or monster
or “daddy”
Yup this comment didn't age particularly well
Big Pappa
The dude is good at giving an alibi, I'll give him that much.
>Ryan is up to some shady stuff.
fixed it
Every day is worse now thanks to some recent antics coming to light. GG Haywood 👏
4:50 “I think so far nothing else has gone egregiously wrong, but you know, there’s still time.”
Those words aged like milk
"Nothing has gone agregiously wrong, but you know, there's still time.." proceeds to go cheat and do something agregious hours after. He probably got off on the fact that it was all so in our face. Smh
I think its a safe bet that October 5th 2020 is Ryans worst day of his life along with Adam Kovic
Shit and that's before my birthday
Wait, what happened with Adam?
@@TheGodGamr Nothing as bad a what Ryan did. He was sharing nudes with someone that turned out to be a catfish. Also a video was made of him and his wife (by him) without her consent. They've crawled into a social media hole and then took it with them.
@@TheGodGamrvery very late here, but he was catfished into recording himself sleeping with his wife (without her knowledge) and into taking nudes at the RT offices
Wow CZcams random recommendation...he thought that was a bad day till a few weeks ago. Ironically only half this story could be true knowing what we now know.
Why did this pop out on my recommendation I wonder
Is your Recommended list full of Ryan shit, too? That algorithm is definitely broken. "Wow, a lot of people are googling this guy for some reason! Let's help them out!" Thanks, YT.
she is a cruel mistress youtube is
@@gordonmoses6749 especially when you watch these and remember all the good times.
@@kingofmonsters14 idk wtf all this is even about. Never heard of these ppl but it was recommended. Fairly interesting, but I have no clue what really went on and no idea why it's in my feed
Wondering that too
I'm honestly not surprised Ryan is not only married but also a father when he is able to do shit like this with honestly not too much complaint.
Also Ryan even if the transmission in your car wasn't electric, the engine would have quickly died as they need electricity to make the fuel combust and the car go.
I thought you didn't need the battery (or electricity in general) once the engine starts running.
James Zippay That’s only for Diesel engines. Diesel engines create combustion through heat created by the pistons compressing the air and fuel in the cylinders. With normal gasoline engines combustion is created by a spark created by the spark plugs, so with no electricity there’s no spark, no combustion and the car won’t go.
@@raptorjesus3894 the alternator in my dodge went out and i drove from san Antonio to alpine Texas i found out when my headlights wouldn't turn on
Spencer. So a few questions, is your Dodge a truck? Does it have a Cummins Diesel as is common with Dodge trucks? If yes, then it's no surprise, diesels don't need electricity for combustion, they produce combustion through pressure and heat, this is what allows them to "run away".
@@raptorjesus3894 yes
So Ryan has reached maximum dad....
Yeah. You could say that...
You ever **** an older man before?
"as it turns out"
As it turns out, indeed.
Little did ryan know he would have an even worst day
Which one?
@@waylonmcclure look up what he did.
@@sibsart2039 im saying which day cause of all the different people coming out
Looks like he has a new bad day
Now I just wanna see Jack’s phone randomly explode because Ryan touched it
In one of the latest Off Tpic they were making fun of Jack because his screen is broken so maybe it had a delayed effect
Gonzalo Vasquez That’s hilarious
It didnt explode...but Jack definitely isnt touching it now.
@@gonzzzz do you remember which one? may as well try
@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 I do not, sadly. I barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday
So disturbing to know that he more than likely manipulated one of his fans to sleep with him immediately after this.
Immediately before, this screams cover story
I think Geoff thought Ryan was a liar. I know some people that lie with everything they say. I have the same kind of person in my life and that’s exactly how I am when they tell stories. Geoff has done that with Ryan before too. He also is always excited to hear Ryan’s new story. Probably because he wants to joke about how unbelievable it was.
Well they all say they were blindsided, but in a lot of these instances, that they have deleted from archive, they always poke holes in his stories.
@@alldayagainif they suspected anything, it was probably perhaps that ryan was just having an affair. it’s really unlikely that they would hear a story like this and come to the actual truth independently. they probably thought he was exaggerating for content or was covering up for something less serious
I can think of a worse day he’s had.
So much pain
he's like king Midas but like ... really shit
atleast a golden car would be cool
he speaks like a dad
Ultimate Fan story literally starts out with his daughter peeing the bed. So yeah.. I'd say he talks like a dad
@@waterllama313 yeah thanks for that champ, and fuck Ryan Heywood
@@peddlersclan it deleted my reply, but yes absolutely agree with you.
His kids must be really proud now.
And to think... I once really liked this man....
We all did
Poor Ryan.
No screw Ryan
Dad level over 9000
I remember when my Dad admitted on Twitter that he boned a bunch of young fans at a convention for years.
I feel like Geoff was always sus of Ryan
Had to have been. He got the guy off of Craigslist that’s the first red flag
Ryan experienced one of those instances where the universe decides it wants to use you as it's personal plaything and just absolutely wreck your day.
He sure did last week.
Looking at Jeremy's hair and thinking damn..purple and orange really do go well
Man, I believe you just took home the "bad day black belt"
What kind of belt does he have now?
The second Ryan mentioned the lights I knew what was wrong, same thing happened to me while I was driving around town during a flood.
Did you really know what was wrong at the time with this story, though?
The CZcams algorithm is a right sassy fucker for recommending this video again now lol
It's horrible how Geoff jokingly poked holes in all of these types of stories, for YEARS, without realizing that every one of them was bullshit.
I feel terrible for everyone affected by this assholes actions, and hope the victims can now heal.
Ryan played so hard into the stupid persona that it didn't matter how bad his lies were, any impurities in them could just be chalked up to "well, that's Ryan!"
Geoff doesn't even bother looking at Ryan throughout his story. I think he subconsciously he was already detecting BS
oh youtube recommendation algorithm you are a cruel mistress
On the bright side, now he’s definitely had worse days...
0:15 "That's happened before but he wasn't there for me"
"Wait what?"
Pay close attention to Geoff's facial expressions, you can actually see him recognize the falsities of Ryan's story in real time.
Yeah, his voice saying “really?!” was too high to be genuine. And even bigger is the fact he wasn’t looking at Ryan the WHOLE TIME. While everyone else does. He was listening to the lies.
I think he still believed him
Why would Ryan lie about this?
@@Boxsteam /watch?v=88Sq_kPERZI
This wasn't the only time. Geoff was poking holes when Ryan was talking about why he missed a flight.
Ryan is the best
I bet you regret saying that now lol
I don't feel sorry for him only for the RT and AH community. Jack and Michael took it the worse as they were betrayed, heartbroken, angry and sad.
I would add Gavin and Geoff also especially Gavin he let Meg hang out and even go to Japan with him
chiming in to add that geoff has a young daughter and is the one that interviewed ryan in the first place. so reminder that everyone unfortunately was hurt in a personal way here
This aged badly :(
he must have said "it turns out" like 100 times
I knew there was something fishy with this story back in the day who would have thought that it was going to be such a cover story
Some much sus in his story.
A guess Ryan currently have a new bad day or week
As I've recently left a relationship with someone that's manipulative and toxic, it's interesting to see things through this lens. Notice how Ryan peppers a bunch of unnecessary details in his tale that aren't relevant to the main point? It's word salad to keep people distracted, and to keep them from calling out inconsistencies. When you have so many variables that are half-baked, it's easy for a manipulator to change those details retroactively and gaslight the listener, so their story is airtight in the end.
He also left *several* openings for others to change the subject - notice how he mentions the highway patrol office knocking at his door for someone else and pauses, but Jeremy keeps the story on-track. Then, he mentions the dog beds in the dryer, with a long pause hoping someone else will take the bait and change the subject - a form of deflection.
He also left in little lies that he disproved ("shards of glass in my face - no, that's not true"), so he can maintain some semblance of "honesty" by joking around.
The problem for Ryan here, is that his bullshit has been recorded and listened to by thousands of people - it's harder to gaslight and deflect that many people. It still happens, but it's not as easy as if this were a one-on-one conversation.
Why is this not a RTAA
At this point it never will be
@@albozru1e Funny thing is it actually was but they took it down after what happened the last few days...
it was , then it wasnt
I had a day just like this yesterday with my car’s alternator; and immediately thought of this video when I got home. So this video hits me right in the feels now.
I love the way Ryan tells stories
What makes this even worse is that this was about the time he did the things he did
Ryan’s an amazing storyteller
Apparently too amazing....
And now we all know what he was really doing....
"So far nothing else has gone wrong" that didnt age well.....
Like the finest of wines and yet the most soured of milks
Another lie. He probably was able to fool his family enough for them to think the car legitimately broke down. Got them on an uber and then as soon as they were gone probably raced off to meet another teenager to sleep with. And once again like the missing the plane story, Geoff seems to have known it was a lie all along.
Congratulations. You have now achieved the All-time Dad rank. We hope you enjoyed participating in the game of Clutch parenting. Live on!
I would argue peak Dad is the alimony he's about to start paying
2020. Ryan’s bad year
TIL that Ryan is a member of the White Council
Oliver McKowen He's obviously the new Blackstaff.
He's now a member of the Disgraced Internet Community.
It turns out that Ryan says it turns out a-lot
Oh it turns out alright...
I want to know what happened with the highway patrolman.
And this was is how the Mad King returned
And also how the mad king fell.
Jeremy looks like TidePod-Chan
But wait there’s more
*timely reference to current-day events*
ryan: "uhhhh"
The finest wine could not age this comment more beautifully.
The worst day of his life so far