Secret History of Harry Potter
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- Harry Potter… The most beloved wizard in history and savior of humanity? Or sex maniac man-child, protected by dark forces with evil plans…
Produced by Tom Jenkins for Mashed
Animated by Zeurel
Written By Jamie Stanton
Harry, Ron and Draco: Alex Walker Smith
Hermione, Krystal & other hookers: Eileen “EileMonty” Montgomery
Hagrid: Benji Clifford - benjisounddesigner.co.uk
Narrator: Gabe Kunda
Music By Alex Walker Smith
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Okay everyone remember that magical photos move, meaning that all those photos that Harry gave Ron are fully animated.
Ron would you like to see a gif of your sister
i realized that too........
@@darkfire2759 that’s worse then just seeing a photo I feel bad for ron
oh god
My eyes hurt now.
Voldamort - I HAVE AN ARMY
Harry - I have a nose
*mic drop*
+mashed ayeee
That was too SIRIUS.
Nose... slang for penis-
oh shit
+Solless this guy gets it
I love that during the Adolf scene you could hear him giving one of his famous speeches.(he had a tactic of starting the speech calm then driving it up into a riveting rampant of words that you didn’t even have to understand the language to feel the inspiration)
Why do I talk exactly like hitler?
@@thehomeofbanananater3173 plot twist you are hitler
@@calcius3934 :O
jesus christ you're a neo-nazi! fuck off
@@user-pi3ck9hd2x Jesus Christ, you completely misunderstood his point! Fuck off!
I’ve watched this many time at this point and I ask can we please get a sequel to this please?
No, you get no sequel.
I think I can guess why you did
Ducks sake no
rewatch this 2:26 and remember Final of "somting about Amy"
Damn check out the Hermiones on that Hermione!
daaaaaaaaaammnnn
+Capt. Colonel Koala oh yes the looked pretty good... directly into my eyes
+Capt. Colonel Koala ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn soon
haha
my faces are right here
Alright did Rita skeeter write this?
I think she did
Obviously yes
@Greatest artist who ever lived She first appeared in book 4
@Greatest artist who ever lived she was a newspaper journalist
@•HikariBunni• they never claimed to be. "Potter head" what fucking losers XD
You get a hermione
You get a hermione
Everyone gets hermione
Actually its:
You’re Hermione!
You’re Hermione!
Everyone’s Hermione!
@@NightcoreBrawler it was a reference to something else
@@theantichrist4882 I know, The Oprah Winfrey just giving out free shit thing
A secret society of wizards manipulating every major event in history sounds kind of cool.
Oh boy do I have good news for you.
@@amethyst_dawn wdym
@@amethyst_dawn HAHAHAHA I wish you were joking
@@Isaax You understand.
and very generic
In a way, Harry is acting like his father
pretty accurate statement
Jacoby Sloan
"you're becoming more like your father"
Jacoby Sloan yeah his dad was a bit of a dick. Mainly towards snape. Like Jesus Christ what the hell
Yeah
ComicWriter 2020 Yeah but his dad is still a golden bowl that could fly up his enemies ass
"Is Harry just a moronic egomaniac bully?" No, that's a young James Potter, not Harry.
SwimmingSkies tru tho XD
Ya James was a dick
SwimmingSkies It's time to find the golden snitch
SwimmingSkies lol his father was an idiot
SwimmingSkies Actually, I always think he trying to full a hole, trying to track so many attention he can, do the heroes stuff, that's why he's a dick with his son, because he can't manage the paternity and leave everything with the teachers, he hides a big weakness, be bullied for abuse familiars, have so many things to deal, I mean is so many shit to carry.
hahaha, I tough the same!
0:46 when you get an A on the test
😂
Me: *Gets an A in English* To be expected of an author.
Also me: *Gets a C- in math* I'm ThE cHoSeN oNe-
Lol
omg so true.. XD
This had no reason being so funny
Can we talk about the fact that this preluded The Secret History of Mario, Tails, AND Something About Amy??? Look at the last scene and notice what he turned them into.
Perhaps these wizards are more important than they seem, to ALL secret histories?...
this sounds like legitimate fanfiction
I would definitely read that!
Still better than the cursed child
@@rubyaura9776 🤣🤣🤣
@@alicejackson9623 same tho 🤣👍
This is JK Rowling's true vision
This reads like something the Daily Prophet would publish.
True 😅
Yup true
Considering that the Daily Prophet is the magical version of the National Enquirer I can see them writing a story like this😂
1:45
Someone remake this in 3D, and use PS1 Hagrid.
If those wizards are responsible for tragic events, then they've most likely played a hand in tha downfall of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Tails' dive into insanity.
And For The Later Future Stuff, Dr. Light Betrayal Of Dr. Willy, Omnic Crisis 2.0, Cuphead And Mugman Bringing The Devil To Our World, Blue Getting Back To Earth Infected, And Raiden Taking Over Outworld
Ik this wasn't made when you commented but that Tails part really explains a lot to do with Tails insanity
But who could they be...?
@@ghedebaronsamedi Easy
They're Members Of An Evil Witch Cult
Oh dear god…
Yer a douchebag, Harry
i agree
+mashed Listen here Mashed you FAT OAF, I'M NOT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!
+mashed iam wot m8
i will ravage that anus come at meh
+OmgItsSrawHat Luffy For god's sake, Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!
Can do more of the game in 60 seconds plz
Actually Voldemort is a very nice person. On Sunday's he goes to church. He often donates money to homeless kids. (And various other places that help the Earth and such.) Actually on Fridays he comes over so we can make bracelets and necklaces for the kids and we often go shopping to buy shoes them as well. He helps animals at the pet shelter find a home and actually has adopted a couple of them himself. People often judge him for how he looks. But he is an all around good spirit who is just a misjudged misfit. He is like that kindly old lady down the street with an army of cats/dogs/other animals (including giant snakes, dragons, Griffins, ect.) who you worry about because they are constantly falling over and crying about how Charlie bit their finger or something like that.
Yeah shame Potter pick on him I remember he keep breaking in Voldemort home and steals his family heirlooms
Hey guys remember when voldemort donated to charity? Oh yeah, Potter stole the money.... Nevermind
hmmmmmmmmmm
And he's hated just because he doesn't have nose.
DON'T SAY HIS NAME
man seeing harry being manipulated by a group of evil dark wizards it's really a good book material!
1:12 she reminds me of coralines mom
No joke this would be a sick film
Reversed version of Harry Potter
Spacey Bagles definitely
Spacey Bagles hell yeah man
True
Facts
After Harry stole Neville's candy in Hogsmeade when he wore his invisibility cloak, he could have just taken any candy he wanted yet he took Neville's, the candy he paid for! I believe it.
Haley James say kid
70
0:09 you gotta pause quickly to find the face on the golden snitch.
Holy shi1t this is true my dude
Ehdhd Shusshus 0o0 I never noticed that!
Nice catch.
Wow, great sight
I saw it
why is this more interesting then the actual harry potter series
Yi7
Because original sucks?
Cause Harry would never do this in the movies.
I feel like I'm watching James as a kid
But worse
wHo WanTs tO Go to hArrYs hOUse
Wesley Nestor not me I’m scared of it
No This Is Weird.
Woo ho Harry’s house
*m E !*
Woo Hoo Harry's House!
This reminds me of another story about a very famous Japanese-American.
He was born in Nagasaki in 1940. He lost his father at the age of five, but he clearly remember the last words he said to him before venturing with his mother to see his grandparents in Tokyo. "Don't worry boy, me and the city will still be here when ye come back"
As a young man he travelled to America in 1962 where he eventually settled in New York creating one of the most successful business empires.
Hating wars and modern weapons he dedicated much of his time and recurses teaching the disenfranchised youth of the city about the old ways, as a health activity for boys who were either orphaned or with only a single mother and in danger of slipping into criminality.
He called them the Footclan and did much to rescue boys abusive relationships.
But there was one who always eluded him, a rat of the foulest sort, who had kidnapped and brainwashed four young boys
Snape: "You're just like your father."
"Ready to find tge golden snitch?" My chest hurts XD
Stefhon Walker good god...
Stefhon Walker uaaaaaaaahhhhhrgh
*rips crushing from inside*
"Harry, don't! Don't"
*Fart noise*
"AAAAAAAAA-"
Ok let's get one thing straight. Han. Shot. First.
+Xx_loafbloke_xX Think more and joke you shall find
+mashed Oh my god you replied. XD
+mashed wow
Damn you evil wizards YOU RUINED STAR WARS!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!! Screw you too Jar-Jar
+mashed TBH, I would have just put it in to piss people off.
Oh, god the photos of Ginny....I'll still be laughing Monday.
"You're a wizard harry"
yeah well youre a hairy wizard
God, I love Zeurel's animation and art style.
Somehow it reminds me of TomSka.
Niko The Bosnian
They have collaborated before.
looks similar to twisted grimm
get ready to find the golden snitch
Gary THE HORROR!
Gary You re not Gary , I am Gary!
Gary Gary? 😕
Daenerys Stormborn Yes?
haaahaa haa Gaaarryyy!
Oh my can't wait to show this to my friend who is a Harry Potter fanatic 😂
So...remember their reaction? Have you actually done it yet? WE NEED ANSWERSS
@Mr7Reality I mean, in all seriousness, that's a possibility- Ya can die at any moment. Would suck if they were dead, hope someday they come back
@Mr7Reality Yeah
1:32 "Ooooh! That's gotta sting!"
LIKE A SUPERSCOPE TO THE NUTS
" Harry... Harry, please! "
*Harry never said peace was a option*
Yeah, the evil wizards are called Tumblr, ao3, fanfiction and r34
A
No one know what to actually call them (witch or wizard), as they get offended for "assuming their gender".
Doin't forget 4chan
Fawkes Pryde I
Also sonic 06
What a conspiracy... someone replaced Harry with the young James Potter!!!
1:17 glad im wearing headsets
Me too I'm wearing them right now🤣
I love how this means that Voldemort was the good guy because he was just trying to kill harry before he got out of control
The Death Eaters? Former targets of the shady cult who recognised their insidious agenda and formed an alliance in order to take them down once and for all. And all the people they killed / tortured were at one point in contact with the cult, or at the least manipulated by them.
@@ghedebaronsamedi to be honest I don’t know
1:18 imagine if Harry's kids got ahold of these pictures.
1 is named after a pedo and a rapist i think they've got better things to worry about
I bet they would need therapy after that
Let’s us not even think about that!
Imagine fr
1:42 r.i.p
I hope he enjoys it
This balls
Imagine the whole casts' reaction when this video first came out. 😅
"He's perfect in every way"
So we're ignoring the fact that he constantly lied about important things just so he wouldn't get in trouble? I understand that this video is making up secret history to change the way we look at things, but kind of overstating his reputation there.
Julia Lloyd it’s a parody
Thomas Raines I second that. It's not meant to be taken that seriously, it's deliberately overstating his reputation. Because it's a joke.
CuppaCofi it’s not no. Don’t take it to seriously, it’s just meant to be funny.
To be fair, Hagrid did say that they had to maintain his “image.” If Harry is depicted as “perfect in every way,” that that should keep his “image” perfect as well.
The character that I think is the closest to perfection in HP is Hermione, and even then she has some flaws that make her interesting
I'm basing off of the book here, in the movies they just make Hermione more perfect in every way. She even knows thinks she isn't supposed to know at that point of the film for no particular explained reason
1:20 *This is why I don’t eat cereal*
Or Froot Loops at the very least...
Brimestone Lewis more like poop loop
DELISH!!!!! XD
(Jk.)
@@Davidpostingshid pretty clever
*And that's why I eat it*
wasn't Harry's dad a bully?
ts g yes. To snape that is.
his dad died
Blue Cube but before he did he was a huge jerk to Snape
Sleeping Goat Pleb that's true
Then harry is following his fathers footsteps
1:10-1:22 I'm sorry Ron, but that made me laugh.
Also, who the hell is taking those pictures?!
@Mr7Reality Well, Harry in this universe is definitely a sociopath.🙁😕
@Mr7Reality Well Mr. Potter never sent Cuck photos to Professor Snape.🤔😕
*These faces are demonic*
*ill have nightmares for weeks*
aye same
another dumbass comment, there's nothing "demonic" about this, and if it gives you nightmares..GROW THE FUCK UP...there's no demons to worry about, except the ones you're stupid enough to think exist in your own mind. lol
1 million points from griffondor.
3 million points more like
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Points from griffindor
Infinity points from griffondor
It's "Griffindor"
"Are you ready to find the golden snich?" Cracked me up! XD
I woulf love to
Harry no don't... DON'T!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH
1:48 HAGRIIIIIDDDDD
They should continue the Story of the wizard society because it may also give answers to some events like tails insanity may even be linked to the cursed cap / waluigi and wario.
And he shot up entire Hogwarts, turned out to be an Anti Christ, and killed Alan Quartermain with his dong-wand. That is before Mary Poppins finished him off.
A DC comics reference. Noice.
“Actually I’m in a book of the bible.
- Just one book ? I’m on every page.”
@@Dustubuni League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
i get it now i think just maybe, tails was possessed by one of the evil wizards before he met sonic or Sega. just my own little theory here.
ki11ertwo thomas they are in hand of every major tragedy in history
@.@
The wizard cult are Part of DEATHEATERS
Never thought I'd see a video that made me feel sorry for Draco.
This is practically true I bet the wizard cult that had a part in every major tragedy in history is
*SCIENTOLOGY*
The forbidden mixture of religion and science
Most Likely The Spirit Of Sam Pepper
Lol
cause 9/11 ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
Calling it now, these evil wizards are gonna show up in a future Secret Histories.
no they're already here...
just look at Donald trumps.
+Jazen Brandon No, Trump is just Evil. Him being a Wizard sounds wrong.
Lol
You know I wouldn’t be surprised if Rowling made something like this, the whole group of evil wizards guiding a good wizard and maintaining his image
harry looks like the medic from team fortress 2 in this video xD
+TheFrancix "Prepare for your examination... (laughs)"
previous comment: *gets turned on by the photos of ginny"
me: the only thing that turns me on is a sandvich.
IKR?!
I WAS GOING TO COMENT THE SAME THING RIGHT FUCKING NOW! :""v
when you realize two of the secret wizards are the comedic relief characters from Zeurels entries in the walking city OCT
Kanye West might have an idea of who these secret wizards are...
That is the only one moment where you will sympathize with Draco Malfoy.
1:38 READY TO FIND THE GOLDEN SNITCH?!?!
I am
Same
holy crap this amazing
Pikapetey! Omg! I subbed!
Who
I love how to brings back the old charaters like sh amy,sh mario,sh tails
Zeurel is a beast of an animator.
I want a follow up on this eventually :O
RoronoaZoroSensei to ?
,mn
Secret History of the Team Fortress 2 Scout?
I mean, Zeurel DOES technically play Team Fortress 2.
Jeremy Krane At this point, i'd say is meaningless. It's gonna look like these mysterious wizards are responsible for everything.
Speaking of Zeurel and TF2, does anyone else remember that Locals series?
0:41 Well that was funny
i love the cross over with other cases in the series ( 2:25 you can find Mario, tails, and may)
Not may, amy
1:04 Abusing his powers I see.
That had to happen
...Zeurel could be capable of godly hentai on par with Zone if he really wanted to.
THERE, I SAID IT.
really tho
How do you know that isn't what he does in his free time
:3
+Fox Holmes I've yet to find a style that matches his in some way (I'm aware artists can have several styles sometimes, but it's a bit more difficult in animation, so... more looking required)
Andrew Micallef
remember, zeurel did animate eddsworld: the end, and that style is entirely different from his usual. of course, my comment was a joke, so why am i defending it? XD
Why does he look like Medic from TF2?
That’s what I was thinking
2:06 i see, so the truth is revealed
1:33 my god, this really shows Harry's evil side. I mean, LOOK AT THAT FACE
That’s evil pure evil..
1:17 my eyes were burning...WHY!
I called the fire department for my eyes
"Are you ready to find the golden snitch?"
“ Who wants to go to Harry’s House? “ Yeah dang Harry Potter you had to much butterbear egh?
there needs to be a sequel to this cause this seems like it would be an amazing story
Honestly this makes Hermione going after Ron a lot more believable
To be honest, I find this concept quite interesting. What if for the next book, harry suddenly gets manipulated by another evil force, a force more powerful than "You-Know-Who". And his kids find a way to-
Meh, Never mind too generic..
0:33 That was a gems of war sound
Now Herry is more related to Hitler than Gandalf
poor Draco Malfoy
"Saint Pottah"
What?
so this is if harry had Rowling's personality
2:26 secret history of tails cameo, nice
1:24, "A.K.A. 'Mouthboy', not that ginger"
...............That's what I though his named sounded like!
is the uncensored version on newgrounds by any chance? :)
+Captsehanort ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Captsehanort xD don't tell me you watched that fnaf video did you?
Imma regret asking this but... what in blazes are you all talking about?
Sowohsono no, but there is the next best thing: rule 34.
Captain Ballistic maybe
Did this come from JK Rowling’s Twitter?
Noup
The very INSTANT I saw this start, I screamed "ZEUREL!"
DAMN I would watch the shit out of this if this was a real story arc!
Hagrid : Dr.Monty
Harry : Shadowman
Evil wizard : Apothicans
... do your research it makes sense
You're a cod zombies fan aren't you cause I am
Holy shit
this is true and deep
Bardock I see you’re a man of culture as well...
0:53 *Wanting your Waifu in real life be like*
It's been 6 years but it feels like I watched this yesterday.
2:00 I'd recognize those shadows anywhere.
Now I feel bad that I cried when one of them died.
Who are and from where?
Who are they
The Harry in this reminds me of Where's Waldo/Wally for some reason.
This’d make an interesting concept for a character in Harr-
His farther James Potter.
... make a movie on him!!!
We need a part 2