Bill Burr: The Tom Brady Anti-Roaster | 5/10/24

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  • Comedian Bill Burr joins the Dan Patric Show and explains why he would not have roasted Tom Brady if he was asked to to the Netflix special
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  • @fairwarning007
    @fairwarning007 Před 12 dny +155

    Bill going to the Brady roast just to use all his mic time trashing the Indianapolis Colts’ organization would’ve been the funniest shit ever. It’s a shame he didn’t go.

    • @deangulberry1876
      @deangulberry1876 Před 11 dny +11

      Thank you Bill! I’m a colts fan and we were always number 2 to the patriots except for a few years there. Irsay is a crybaby and terrible owner. Deflategate was such an overblown nothing. We intercepted the ball in the first half! And it wasn’t until they supposedly switched back to the regulation balls at halftime that the Pats really pulled ahead and won by 30.

    • @jack7240
      @jack7240 Před 11 dny

      So true.

    • @danielhudson5186
      @danielhudson5186 Před 11 dny

      ​@@deangulberry1876 You ain't a Colts fan if you're capitulating to Billy Ballbags whining and crying that his cheating ass team finally got punished.

    • @deangulberry1876
      @deangulberry1876 Před 11 dny +1

      @@danielhudson5186 I’m not capitulating I always thought that. I just now found out what Billy thinks about Jimmy irsay. Irsay is a loser and he cut Peyton manning.

    • @kylelaforest9919
      @kylelaforest9919 Před 4 dny +1

      @@deangulberry1876 cutting Peyton manning is crazy. Like you couldn't have waited to see if he'd recover, and no one wanted trade for him?

  • @goosepoop07
    @goosepoop07 Před 12 dny +105

    "PEYTON LOOKS LIKE A NUMBER 2 PENCIL" is one of the funnier things I've heard. Enough to waste my time to comment

    • @moussad.8849
      @moussad.8849 Před 11 dny +1

      Stolen from Martin Short saying that to Cohen O'Brian. Still funny though :)

    • @adamnxx
      @adamnxx Před 9 dny

      @@moussad.8849nope

    • @brett8532
      @brett8532 Před 7 dny

      He really does look like a #2 pencil. That big eraser looking forehead lol

  • @JDRusse11
    @JDRusse11 Před 10 dny +26

    Bill shitting on the Colts and roasting everybody but Tom for their lack of material and genius would of been absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Kendell062
    @Kendell062 Před 11 dny +45

    Bill should have been an anti roaster at the roast. It could have morphed into another Philadelphia audience rant.

  • @tabularasa820
    @tabularasa820 Před 12 dny +39

    As a crazy comedy fan, the fact that Bill Burr was not a part of the TB roast was a glaring miss. I cannot think of a comedian better suited to be on this type of event that merges comedy and Boston sports. Bill is a true patriots fan, and one of the greatest comedians working today. Even though Bill wasn’t there in some way, I still really loved the roast and I was grateful Netflix brought the roasts back.

    • @rivera2030
      @rivera2030 Před 9 dny +1

      I think Bill would be biased to really roast him but he could have roasted everyone else.

  • @acrobaticswitches
    @acrobaticswitches Před 12 dny +29

    There isn't a version of Bill Burr in the multiverse that could be physically capable roasting Tom Brady.

  • @DABA2024
    @DABA2024 Před 12 dny +92

    I still can’t believe how badly Bert and Segura humiliated themselves at this thing.

    • @Bloodmoon41212
      @Bloodmoon41212 Před 12 dny +10

      Nah dude they were funny and I dislike both of them

    • @metasaurus3233
      @metasaurus3233 Před 12 dny

      @@Bloodmoon41212 no

    • @MasterJoeda_
      @MasterJoeda_ Před 12 dny +23

      They were awful. Bert got old very fast. So tired of him putting himself everywhere.

    • @robertpesa4157
      @robertpesa4157 Před 12 dny +4

      ​@@MasterJoeda_,it's from all the alcohol....

    • @BluntVille
      @BluntVille Před 12 dny +1

      @@Bloodmoon41212 Lol bert I get but how can you hate tom hahah

  • @michaelcoppola7523
    @michaelcoppola7523 Před 10 dny +2

    Bill is the man… nothing but respect for his brutal honesty and zero fucks given about opinions or backfire.

  • @CujoBD.
    @CujoBD. Před 9 dny +3

    Bill not being at the roast is WILD. The man was the perfect person for this ffs.

    • @NPC123UH
      @NPC123UH Před 7 dny

      his wife won't let him, he's cucked

  • @justbecause9645
    @justbecause9645 Před 10 dny +12

    Bill can't handle anyone picking on Boston or Brady. It's the one thing they can make fun of him for and he can't handle it.

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia Před 6 dny +1

      Bill doesn't care if Boston or Brady are licked on, so long as it's warranted and justified.

  • @joystick8384
    @joystick8384 Před dnem

    This is why I wanted Bill on the roast. To poke fun at everyone else.
    As much as a roast is about ripping on the man of the hour, it's also about shitting on everyone else. It would have been glorious.

  • @Chertoff88
    @Chertoff88 Před 12 dny +19

    "Roasts?, what the fuck is there to get? It's grade 3 arithmetic." - Norm

  • @RobRochon
    @RobRochon Před 8 dny +2

    Tom Brady did this roast specifically so that the world could see these guys trash his ex-wife. Period.

  • @ryanmussell739
    @ryanmussell739 Před 12 dny +5

    I can’t believe the 3 Boston homers were not at the roast. Bill Simmons, Dave portnoy and bill burr.

    • @whitedevil2
      @whitedevil2 Před 10 dny

      Portnoy is a schmuck that nobody gives a shit about outside New England.

    • @possibility28able
      @possibility28able Před 7 dny +1

      Why would Dave portnoy go lmao. Not a comedian, not an athlete, not even pertinent to Tom

  • @kennethcamilleri4678
    @kennethcamilleri4678 Před 11 dny +5

    Bill Burr isn’t telling the truth…..a Boston comic that didn’t care about the Tom Brady Roast….Brady is his hero in the sports field….all the top comedians were there….doesn’t make any sense why he wasn’t ask…it’s a no brainer

  • @DinoC543
    @DinoC543 Před 11 dny +9

    Bill Burr knows the truth about everything. How the hell? Great rant!

  • @devinmoose
    @devinmoose Před 11 dny +3

    Bill could've done what Ben Affleck attempted to do, which is essentially what Dan was suggesting.

  • @mheiseus
    @mheiseus Před 9 dny

    Bill is a Boston fan all around 😂, bravo 👏💵💸🪭

  • @Poocher0963
    @Poocher0963 Před 9 dny +1

    Seems fucking impossible they wouldn’t invite Bill Burr to that thing???

  • @SorenRingholm
    @SorenRingholm Před 5 dny

    is Billy going for that "Darth Vader with the helmet off"- look from Empire Strikes Back

  • @whiteknob7944
    @whiteknob7944 Před 11 dny +4

    Did Bill and his wife get over their TDS?

  • @leeturiano4419
    @leeturiano4419 Před 11 dny +7

    too big a fanboy. He'd never.

    • @jonathanj2666
      @jonathanj2666 Před 5 dny

      For the greatest football player of all time, playing for the state he's from? Major shocker there, bud.

    • @leeturiano4419
      @leeturiano4419 Před 5 dny +1

      @@jonathanj2666 That wasn't an insult, I just know he wouldn't do it.

  • @PutzcoGaming
    @PutzcoGaming Před 10 dny

    Watch Kill Tony 148 w/Bill Burr and you’ll see why all of these questions are so silly to ask him.

  • @mmmcgrat
    @mmmcgrat Před 11 dny

    He shoulda totally done that. People do it all the time at roasts. Praise em and exit dais left. Much Love @wilfredburr ya wicked baastaad! Go Paats!

  • @gonzaloarandasandoval4717

    The fact Bill Burr didn’t host this roast is the most ridiculous thing of all time. No one is talking about this. How did people miss this??????!!!!!!

    • @eyoutube1
      @eyoutube1 Před 12 dny +1

      Because it's taboo to make Kraft jokes and the cheating would've been the crux of his jokes.

    • @gonzaloarandasandoval4717
      @gonzaloarandasandoval4717 Před 12 dny

      All these replies are from the same guys that drive automatics because they are “faster”

  • @Mike_oxtiny
    @Mike_oxtiny Před 11 dny +13

    What is this camera angle that bills using? Lmfao

    • @stevencramsie9172
      @stevencramsie9172 Před 10 dny +1

      Laptop. All of us that work from home know this angle, sadly

    • @jonathanj2666
      @jonathanj2666 Před 5 dny

      Have you ever heard of a laptop?

    • @Mike_oxtiny
      @Mike_oxtiny Před 5 dny

      @@jonathanj2666 I guess you had to reiterate the first comment on this thread? Do you feel big? 🤔

    • @jonathanj2666
      @jonathanj2666 Před 4 dny

      @@Mike_oxtiny Or, i had to add my own comment in the face of such stupidity and lack of imagination. Do you feel small?

  • @lotsofsports2251
    @lotsofsports2251 Před 10 dny

    I didn't know Bill Burr was a magician. Turned Tom Brady into a victim. Amazing!

  • @GoodfellasX21
    @GoodfellasX21 Před 11 dny +2

    He says no because he wasnt asked

  • @frenchtoast7742
    @frenchtoast7742 Před 10 dny +1

    Bill Burr is doing just fine. I think Bill is above this roast crap .
    I thought the roast was overrated .

  • @justaguy149
    @justaguy149 Před 10 dny

    Wish he would have gone and roasted everyone else, and then praised Brady, Kraft, Gronk Edelman and Belichick. Would have been hilarious

  • @michaelb1348
    @michaelb1348 Před 10 dny

    Any idea why he wasn’t invited ?

  • @brett8532
    @brett8532 Před 8 dny

    Hinchcliffe definitely didn’t want Burr there lol

  • @smffeb58
    @smffeb58 Před 12 dny +10

    100% agree with Bill on the fact that because of the extremely hard work, pushing to always be better, and beating a system designed to make “parity” the league mantra. The Pats and Brady got roasted, despised, evil eyes, with jealous hatred, because they stuck it in the face of everyone who lacked the same smarts, system, work ethic, and luck, for 20+ years. Going from 2004 onward, after the 3rd SB, and being called a dynasty had hit the public lexicon, they became boogeyman to knock down, as is the way of American society. For all those years the whole of the organization was vilified, (by all but the home fans), as absolute greatness, accomplishment that should have been applauded along the way. Instead, after 6 for the Pats, and 7 for Tom, did the collective sports fan idiocracy realize what they had witnessed, did they then start the ass kissing flagellation that should have always been there.
    This roast was more to show the rest of the 31 teams, sports pundits, and the NFL as a whole that the organization was human, and the blueprint to their success was available to all the moronic organizations that were too lazy to apply the work.

    • @mattwallace2221
      @mattwallace2221 Před 11 dny +1

      Their starting to do the same thing now with the chiefs.

  • @masterofallgoons
    @masterofallgoons Před 12 dny +2

    'Steal our offense' ..

    • @jonathanj2666
      @jonathanj2666 Před 5 dny

      If you were alive back then it wouldn't have been hard to see.

    • @masterofallgoons
      @masterofallgoons Před 5 dny

      @@jonathanj2666 - I was. Bill Belichick didn't invent the spread option

  • @salvatoresultana4058
    @salvatoresultana4058 Před 12 dny +18

    He will never get over the Deflategate shit

    • @eyoutube1
      @eyoutube1 Před 12 dny +3

      Who knew cheating in a sport was awful to the sport?

    • @deadraider420
      @deadraider420 Před 11 dny +1

      Yea. He tells us to get over the tuck rule .

    • @jonathanj2666
      @jonathanj2666 Před 5 dny

      Why should he? It was trumped-up charges at best. They still won that year. How do you like them apples?

  • @andypeiffer5
    @andypeiffer5 Před 10 dny +1

    I knew it. A Tom Brady roast is low hanging fruit and is beneath Bill.

  • @davemac5260
    @davemac5260 Před 11 dny +3

    He never got asked to go to the roast. Trust me, he wouldn’t turn down any paycheck

  • @far22186
    @far22186 Před 8 dny

    What's up with the angle on bill

  • @yurocklee9510
    @yurocklee9510 Před 6 dny

    Oh my god. Bill burr could do what norm mcdonald did - on bob saget roast, just praise the hell out of him. The amount of time bill burr talked about patriots on his podcast over all this years, can you imagine, bill just giving him praise on stage for all this winning, and turning on everyone else patrice oneal style. Maaan let me tell you, such a waste, we didnt lived it, could have been legendary

  • @jchandlersabeast
    @jchandlersabeast Před 11 dny +2

    Is bill really trying to make us feel bad for 7 time superbowl champion Tom Brady?
    Brady has 3 MVP’s 7 championships, is one of the most handsome men in the world out having sex with supermodels and kardashians and Im supposed to feel bad for roasting his shortcomings. Shut up bill burr. Im going to laugh at tom brady all i want. He needs to roll in the mud for us a little bit. It honestly makes him more likable

    • @RobRochon
      @RobRochon Před 8 dny

      he wasn't invited dude. don't know why.

  • @VannApragal
    @VannApragal Před 12 dny +2

    The real reason Bill wasn't on the roast was because he doesn't have a CZcams channel.

  • @turdusmerula_
    @turdusmerula_ Před 10 dny

    Bill is the best

  • @jackharle1251
    @jackharle1251 Před 7 dny

    Colt's owner girlfriend died of a drug overdose, allegedly. You ever hear about that on the news?

  • @turdfurgeson5196
    @turdfurgeson5196 Před 9 dny

    Nia said Bill couldn’t go ;(

  • @espressbros7770
    @espressbros7770 Před 7 dny

    ha so good!

  • @alexeilindes7507
    @alexeilindes7507 Před 12 dny

    He can take more. He's ken

  • @jamescoleman1574
    @jamescoleman1574 Před 10 dny

    I'm surprised he didn't do. With all his sports knowledge I'm actually disappointed. This is a spot on comedy topic of his but oh well.

  • @craigslistreply6544
    @craigslistreply6544 Před 10 dny +1

    brady was so cringe and corny for agreeing to a roast. This some lebron type of cringe move

  • @shawnp4155
    @shawnp4155 Před 10 dny

    Bill shouldn't went on and just flipped the script and done this

  • @SenderBudYerGood
    @SenderBudYerGood Před 10 dny +1

    Tony needs to takeover when jew Ross retires

  • @danielgaddis7496
    @danielgaddis7496 Před 11 dny +1

    Everybody is goo goo and Gaga over Giselle.. I think she ranks about 2 million 500,000 down on the most beautiful woman in the country list..

  • @genobrn8743
    @genobrn8743 Před 10 dny

    “Anti Roaster” LMAO!!!

  • @hawlikd
    @hawlikd Před 12 dny +8

    Oh, poor baby Tom was roasted! What a fan boy!

  • @jooseppielleese7156
    @jooseppielleese7156 Před 10 dny

    No one roasted his kids

  • @masonholtsford7562
    @masonholtsford7562 Před 11 dny +3

    nikki shined bc bill let the youngins shine

  • @SB-xz2nb
    @SB-xz2nb Před 11 dny

    Good teams all cheat in one way or another, usually due to reffing which removes doubt from a team. If Goodall wants any form of justice, start recalling refs calls, fine them, suspend for games. Treat them the same as everybody on the field. This is what ruins the sport, Goodell not doing his job at 60mil a year. Only vegas does well then.

  • @patrapper7367
    @patrapper7367 Před 11 dny +2

    Bill wouldn't do it because he wasnt asked. Jealous.

  • @tntt3chreviews803
    @tntt3chreviews803 Před 10 dny +2

    Brady was legit caught cheating. Indianapolis didn't do anything. Obviously we can tell who is d riding.

    • @deadpool1966
      @deadpool1966 Před 10 dny

      Hittin ur crack pipe during the day

    • @kylelaforest9919
      @kylelaforest9919 Před 4 dny

      boo hoo

    • @tntt3chreviews803
      @tntt3chreviews803 Před 4 dny

      Well I'm speaking facts. Boo hoo. One of those rings should've been ours. Brady didn't fairly win all those rings.

  • @user-oc1hq4ow2o
    @user-oc1hq4ow2o Před 11 dny +1

    Once they acknowledged Kim Kardashian, I turned the Roast off. Any Kardashian should never appear in anything that wants to be worth anything.

  • @emerhoyt
    @emerhoyt Před 12 dny

    Boo! And you fell for Patrick's strictly no swearing?! Weak.

  • @danmatthews5364
    @danmatthews5364 Před 11 dny

    Brady is average at best

  • @brianlarkin8208
    @brianlarkin8208 Před 11 dny +1

    TB is the greatest cheater of all time not the greatest player

  • @paintedwolf8394
    @paintedwolf8394 Před 11 dny +2

    McDaniels goes to Denver. Gets caught cheating and recording SF practicing and you're still going to tell me that he didn't do that in NE after all of the B.S. that came out of there? Give me a break.

  • @maryjo3550
    @maryjo3550 Před 9 dny

    I'm with Bill! The Brady haters just will not admit that he is and always will be the best ever!

  • @raidernation9920
    @raidernation9920 Před 11 dny +3

    Stop lying bill. You sound salty you weren’t there

    • @frenchtoast7742
      @frenchtoast7742 Před 10 dny

      No he doesn’t. He roasts them
      all year . 😂 He is the BEST .

  • @cg5471
    @cg5471 Před 6 dny

    Bill is predictable at this point of his career. All he would have done is his great man bit & scolded everyone for not being as great as tom & then go after the colts for changing the rules & deflate gate. Yawn, don't care either way. Don't care about athletes trying to be celebrities or comics handjobbing each other over who can be meaner. Roasts truly are lame.

  • @stophoaxing345
    @stophoaxing345 Před 12 dny +2

    Liar

  • @jamiemacdonald436
    @jamiemacdonald436 Před 11 dny +1

    Roasts are not for comedians with thriving careers.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Před 12 dny +2

    “Nobody has achieved that high a level and had that level of crap”
    LeBron. He STILL has to endure crap incessantly including from you Bill lol 😅

    • @Sampleador
      @Sampleador Před 12 dny +2

      Brady won 7

    • @semihard
      @semihard Před 11 dny

      @@Sampleador True but given that football is a lot more team-oriented and play scheme dependent, I'd agrue that a solo player's production and clutchness are a lot more impactful and impressive in basketball than in football. Even though I'm more of a football fan personally so I don't think I'm biased.

    • @Sampleador
      @Sampleador Před 11 dny

      @@semihard well im the case of the qb the difference was huge ; patriots stop.winning and tampa bay won

    • @semihard
      @semihard Před 10 dny

      @@Sampleador what Brady did was very smart. I believe he knew the patriots and belichick were starting to deteriorate. So in order to change the narrative to his benefit he went to an already stacked team (bucs) where they needed a good qb as the last piece of the puzzle so to speak. There’s no doubt that Brady is a great clutch player but what lebron’s done, at least for me, is more impressive.

  • @nathanschreffler1415
    @nathanschreffler1415 Před 11 dny +1

    Gay

  • @borisbalkan707
    @borisbalkan707 Před 12 dny +9

    What a whiny baby

    • @Spritofjazz
      @Spritofjazz Před 12 dny +8

      Aren’t you whining about him whining right now?

    • @Zexx4
      @Zexx4 Před 12 dny

      ​@@Spritofjazz aren't you whining about him about whining about whining right now?

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson Před 12 dny +1

      It was a bit. Calm down

    • @borisbalkan707
      @borisbalkan707 Před 12 dny

      @@johanstinson Oh no it's not, I've head from him before
      He's still mad about what happened over 20 YEARS AGO after the Patriots held the Colts WR's all game long in the AFC Championship and then ever since the officials started enforcing the no holding rule that was IN PLACE at the time

    • @Spritofjazz
      @Spritofjazz Před 12 dny +1

      @@Zexx4 no I’m just asking

  • @JW20-lx9or
    @JW20-lx9or Před 12 dny +9

    Look at this guy trying to justify one of the worst business decisions he’s ever made 😂😂😂

    • @DrZilla1
      @DrZilla1 Před 12 dny +7

      Bill Burr is doing just fine, lol.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Před 12 dny

      There were only a couple of performers on the entire roast that didn’t make a fool of themselves.

    • @spaceexplorer6636
      @spaceexplorer6636 Před 12 dny

      @@DABA2024The Roast lacked funny, lots of drunk guy insults like suck this and he sucked that but nothing of any comedic substance. Tom actually had great composure during all the insults. A few funny moments but mostly hard to watch, roast should be using your wit and humor not just insults. Brady has to much class to be roasted Ike this..Gronk, Julian stay off the stage, you guys have no idea wtf your doing…

    • @jchandlersabeast
      @jchandlersabeast Před 11 dny +1

      @@spaceexplorer6636another whiny brady fan doesn’t know how to take a joke.

  • @user-mi5ws7sf3u
    @user-mi5ws7sf3u Před 11 dny +1

    Didn't Billy Burr used to be funny?

  • @connordoyle5930
    @connordoyle5930 Před 11 dny +1

    Honestly during the roast when they were bringing out a special guest i was like holy shit bill burr is coming out!!! Then it was Ben Affleck.... I was disappointed