I mean, I'd like to think more than a few of us have seen "Kratos tells DAD JOKES"-video, so if that's any indication, he absolutely loved recording these.
Laconic is literally what Kratos is. The word comes from his people. The Spartans. Also known as Laconia. Of which Sparta was the capital. The Spartans were known for their… short terse answers. Famous for them even. When the king of Persia said if he were to March into Sparta he’d sac the city and be able to take it the Spartans replied with only a single word. “IF”. That’s laconic in a nutshell.
When King Philip II of Macedon (father of Alexander the Great) invaded southern Greece, he sent a message to the Spartans asking if he would be received as a friend or enemy. The Spartans’ reply was brief: “Neither.” Offended, Philip sent a threat: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.” The Spartans’ reply was just as short as before: “If.” The Macedonians eventually did conquer Greece, and the later Macedonian king Demetrius I offended many Greeks through his extravagance and prideful attitude. He even forced the ambassadors of Athens, his favorite of the Greek cities, to wait two whole years at court before speaking to them. Sparta resented the Macedonian rule, and sent only one ambassador to the court on behalf of the city. Demetrius was infuriated and demanded to know if Sparta had really sent only one man to speak with the king; the Spartan responded, “Aye, one ambassador to one king.”
@@thomasnolastname8734 on the father and messiah himself. he will be missed, ymir had such odinsweed knowledge on how to make that shit into muspelheim hash
When you make your way back to the norms after ragnarok, it's blocked off, and mimir asks, "Why do you wanna go back, brother?" He replied with,"I thought atreues might like the horse" 😂
Ah yes, the "norms". Jokes aside that's a really nice tibit and good way to explain why Kratos would even go back their considering how much visible anger and annoyance he had over them last time.
@@thefarlander2050 And the fact that he went against the nature they expected him to be a slave to. Remember, they said he couldn't change. But he did.
@@calamityknyte Maybe that's another reason we couldn't go see them. Unlike the Fates, the Norns are mortal and make mistakes in their predictions of the future, and they didn't exactly like that they made a poor judgement call, and too prideful to admit it. Alternatively this may have been their plan all along. Maybe they knew Kratos could change if he had that little push to do so by the Norns' guidance. If it weren't for them he wouldn't have known about Heimdal, kill him, and so on afterwards. Not wanting to see him could be because they have no more need to interfere in his life.
10:26 Kratos being worried about the sickness returning, only to have Atreus admit he swallowed a fly, is way funnier than it should be omfg. And then just- "Ah." 🤣🤣🤣 11:23 my gosh i forgot abt this one 😂 "It is....natural." PLS I absolutely love all these little dialogue bits
@@alphaarsenic8323 Mimir is teasing Atreus by saying "Brother(Kratos), think we should toss him into the pool?" And says that Atreus has "developed a bit of a stench." Atreus goes "no haven't! I haven't...right?" and from there Kratos says that it's natural, lol because it's puberty
@@justarandomchannel8150 So 3 hours later you decided "oh let me act smart" instead of normally explaining like you did before. I saw the interaction just fine, I guess I didnt quite get why puberty related to stench since to me it had a couple of interpretations.
Mimir: I remember very fondly a lake nymph called Nimue. . . veeeery talented with a sword. . Kratos: *Mimir. . .* Mimir: I meant that literally! Shame on you this is the best one lmao
Atreus: The water smells so fresh. Mimir: Kratos, lets shove the boy in the water. Atreus: Why? Mimir: Well you may have grown a stench.. Atreus: I have not! .... Atreus: I didnt, right? Kratos: ....It is.. natural Atreus: FATHER!
2:18 as a enjoyer of the relaxing act of smoking leaves and breathing the smoke out of a pipe this one got a good chuckle (laughing for 5 mins straight)
The bit about wondering if youre doing the right thing, Kratos' answer makes a lot of sense. I dont think he's ever stopped to even consider if his personal crusade was the "right" thing because the Gods scorned him specifically.
Hmmm...I think Kratos did try to cook meat with his blades before, otherwise he wouldn't have told Mimir that they would foul the meat due to the blood, and what's funnier is that Mimir didn't catch that.
1:08 Sendri: Anybody need a snack? Kratos? Snack? Kratos: I do not need a snack **Minutes later** Kratos: **approach the kettle** Sendri: See? I knew that you wanted a snack 😂😂😂
Oke oke, now i do wonder how much of a compilation we'd get to all the times Kratos answered a sincere question with a cold "no" like not from just ragnarok i think there are lots of varieties in which Kratos went "hold up, here we don't talk we kill for the booty"
Atreus: can I try breathing the smoke?
Kratos and Mimir: No (Simultaneously)
Atreus:But father..
Kratos: your dad and I say NO!
@@damiencrossley7497 so mimir is the father?
@@trylevi147I mean he did tell mimir that he was like another father to him lol
I also said no
I almost started coughing I was laughing so hard at that!
I like how Kratos is worried about atreyus getting sick again, but not trench foot from fighting and running in soaked socks
Bro they r gods
@@moistsykunno5816 Atreyus is only half, not to mention while they are really durable they can most definitely still get Hurt
@@bittenbone2382 Atreus is the god of mischief...
@@bittenbone2382
he's also half Giant, he's only part mortal.
@@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings giants are mortal
Christopher Judge must have had a hel of a time not chuckling saying "I do not need a snack." In his most serious Kratos voice.
I mean, I'd like to think more than a few of us have seen "Kratos tells DAD JOKES"-video, so if that's any indication, he absolutely loved recording these.
Speaking of I think he’s gonna be a Comicpolooza this year
Laconic is literally what Kratos is. The word comes from his people. The Spartans. Also known as Laconia. Of which Sparta was the capital.
The Spartans were known for their… short terse answers. Famous for them even.
When the king of Persia said if he were to March into Sparta he’d sac the city and be able to take it the Spartans replied with only a single word.
“IF”.
That’s laconic in a nutshell.
That story has got to be one of my favorites. Hands down.
not the king of persia. it was king philip ii of macedonia.
When King Philip II of Macedon (father of Alexander the Great) invaded southern Greece, he sent a message to the Spartans asking if he would be received as a friend or enemy. The Spartans’ reply was brief: “Neither.” Offended, Philip sent a threat: “You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.” The Spartans’ reply was just as short as before: “If.”
The Macedonians eventually did conquer Greece, and the later Macedonian king Demetrius I offended many Greeks through his extravagance and prideful attitude. He even forced the ambassadors of Athens, his favorite of the Greek cities, to wait two whole years at court before speaking to them. Sparta resented the Macedonian rule, and sent only one ambassador to the court on behalf of the city. Demetrius was infuriated and demanded to know if Sparta had really sent only one man to speak with the king; the Spartan responded, “Aye, one ambassador to one king.”
They were called ‘Lacedaemonians’ as well.
The King of Persia: If I march into your capital, I’d destroy all of you!
The Spartans: *If.*
that shit goes hard
I like the unanimous "No" from Dad Kratos and Uncle Mimir when Atreus asks if he can start smoking.
As a 420 person I screamed "No" with them. I'm still questioning why I unintentionally agreed with them.
@@MigrantTheGreat u ever had some of that odinsweed? shits straight outta alfheim, shit hits so hard u turn white n red n start asking wheres atreus
@@lunaluceat W comment man 😂
@@lunaluceat They watered it with the Lake of Souls. This is the shit that killed Ymir. RIP my brother fr
@@thomasnolastname8734 on the father and messiah himself. he will be missed, ymir had such odinsweed knowledge on how to make that shit into muspelheim hash
His catch phrase in the first game was "boy" and now it's "no"
no
No
Slight pause no
No.
NO!!
4:22 I love the fact it specifies that it's an uncomfortable grunt
It’s hilarious to imagine kratos actually being uncomfortable in a situation 😂
"Father, do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing?"
"No"
"...okay.."
😂😂😂😂
Boy thought he was gonna say something inspirational 😂
11:24 kratos is holding in his laughter.
Yep
I like how they gave subtitles on Kratos' different grunts
Am I to decipher your grunting?
Mhm.
Use your words, brother
@@sentientmustache8360 Hm
(Uncomfortable grunt)
Kratos: "The sickness is returning?"
Atreus:"I swallowed a fly"
Kratos: 🅰️
🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰
Kratos: I do not need a snack
Sindri: Get the Fuck out my sight.
Sindri secret boss fight
@@VG_Moments the one fight kratos can’t beat
@@Nativeboi2119Dwarf of war
@@Nativeboi2119unless he disguises himself somehow, then unleash the GOW. Atreus and Freya almost found out. 😊
8:37 there’s the god of mischief
When you make your way back to the norms after ragnarok, it's blocked off, and mimir asks, "Why do you wanna go back, brother?" He replied with,"I thought atreues might like the horse" 😂
Ah yes, the "norms". Jokes aside that's a really nice tibit and good way to explain why Kratos would even go back their considering how much visible anger and annoyance he had over them last time.
@The Farlander It'd be interesting to see how they reacted to Kratos possibly defying their expectations.
@@calamityknyte You mean the Norns being surprised at Kratos coming back to see them?
@@thefarlander2050 And the fact that he went against the nature they expected him to be a slave to.
Remember, they said he couldn't change. But he did.
@@calamityknyte Maybe that's another reason we couldn't go see them. Unlike the Fates, the Norns are mortal and make mistakes in their predictions of the future, and they didn't exactly like that they made a poor judgement call, and too prideful to admit it.
Alternatively this may have been their plan all along. Maybe they knew Kratos could change if he had that little push to do so by the Norns' guidance. If it weren't for them he wouldn't have known about Heimdal, kill him, and so on afterwards. Not wanting to see him could be because they have no more need to interfere in his life.
1:32 by all means, this counts as a dad joke
Dead joke*
8:02 Mimir sounded so joyful! 😄
Only to be shut down by Kratos a second later 😭
10:22 bro got PTSD from the last game 💀
10:26
Kratos being worried about the sickness returning, only to have Atreus admit he swallowed a fly, is way funnier than it should be omfg. And then just- "Ah." 🤣🤣🤣
11:23 my gosh i forgot abt this one 😂
"It is....natural." PLS I absolutely love all these little dialogue bits
Glad you enjoyed them!
wait I don't get the "it is natural" one, what does he mean?
@@alphaarsenic8323 Mimir is teasing Atreus by saying "Brother(Kratos), think we should toss him into the pool?" And says that Atreus has "developed a bit of a stench." Atreus goes "no haven't! I haven't...right?" and from there Kratos says that it's natural, lol because it's puberty
@@alphaarsenic8323 or you can rewind the video a couple seconds and watch the interaction
@@justarandomchannel8150 So 3 hours later you decided "oh let me act smart" instead of normally explaining like you did before. I saw the interaction just fine, I guess I didnt quite get why puberty related to stench since to me it had a couple of interpretations.
0:41 When you tell a joke to your parents but they then turn it into a lesson...
6:21 i get the feeling Kratos knew someone by the name of Biceptimus and does not remember them fondly
Kratos: I do not need a snack
Lunda: CUZ YOU ARE THE SNACK YA BEEFCAKE!
"What is that?"
"Dead."
That's all you need
I want its skull
* Gate Closes*
Atreus: Ha! Youve fallen into my trap!
Kratos: WHAT?!
Atreus: I was just playing around .. 🤣🤣🤣
Atreus: oh, can I use it?
Kratos and Mimir in unison: *No.*
That line delivery💀
there you have it lad's.. kratos is slowly gaining sense of humor , i cant wait to see Kratos burst out laughing in the next game. 💀🗿
“see, i knew he needed a snack!”
“hmmmmmmmmmppppphhhh”
10:49 caught me off guard! I lost it 😂😂
11:36 Atreus is so upset about the socks he learned to levitate to avoid stepping with them
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who notice
“How about dessert?” Out of context it just sounds like Mimir is asking Kratos if he wants to go out for cake
What is the context?
@@edgarvala5929 they are the dessert
‘I am always calm’
Sure you are Kratos, sure…
Oh look there's Zeus
He is 😂😂 well, now he is. he’s just menacing 😂
Seems like a calm and reasonable person. :)
@@ThePhoenixScribewhen the situation calls for it😂😂
"Atreus... wait..."
"Yeah, I don't think he's waiting."
*looks down at Mimir, with a face saying "No shit.*
6:29 ''hah good one''😂
Atreus: What is THAT?
Kratos: Dead.
TYPICAL DAD JOKE OMG
"Can you say anything other than no?"
"Yes"
"For example?"
*grunts*
Honestly Christopher judge was an inspired choice for this new Era of Kratos. He's use to playing characters that say a lot without saying a word.
Kratos in Greece: I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER. NONE SHALL DEFY ME. I AM THE GOD OF WAR
kratos in the Norse realm: I do not need a snack 😠
And it's glorious
@@Werevampiwolf it is
Top Tyr development
"Boy, if you ever think about why i dont speak more often, lets say you prefer me when i speak little, calm and reasonable."
@@sentientmustache8360 I see what you did there🤣
You know how kids think that their parents' favorite word is "no?"
Well Atreus would be valid in saying that 😂
8:10 Emotional Damage!
Mimir: I remember very fondly a lake nymph called Nimue. . . veeeery talented with a sword. .
Kratos: *Mimir. . .*
Mimir: I meant that literally! Shame on you
this is the best one lmao
Atreus: The water smells so fresh.
Mimir: Kratos, lets shove the boy in the water.
Atreus: Why?
Mimir: Well you may have grown a stench..
Atreus: I have not!
....
Atreus: I didnt, right?
Kratos: ....It is.. natural
Atreus: FATHER!
Atreus: Father? Think I'll ever have a beard like yours?
Kratos: No.
Atreus: father, will I ever have a beard like yours?
Kratos:...No
This one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was meditating the answer as well
@Synderth MC he really thought of it
Kratos in his mind : These are gigachad beards boi, You need to earn these.
I love when kratos likes the perfectionists squirrel
2:18 as a enjoyer of the relaxing act of smoking leaves and breathing the smoke out of a pipe this one got a good chuckle (laughing for 5 mins straight)
Lunda: don’t worry took care of him myself
Brok and mimir: oolala
😳
6:58- Kratos: "I do not like Riddles"
Wait until you get to Egypt🤣
Dear fucking God I hope the next game is not just riddles and not gameplay
He will kill the Sphinx rather than answer its riddles.
@@VoidJWKDDOUS
Only if the entire game, Kratos is about to lose it with annoyance and everyone is teasing him about
Ive never heard someone refer to a child as “loin-sprout”💀
"To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time, Hermes"
1:51 he definitely knows that from experience
Atreus: can I use it?
Kratos & Mimir: No!
I love 2:17 the way mimir and kratos try to hide what weed is from atreus
This implies that Kratos used to smoke up back in the day and I’m all for it
DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!!!!!!🤣🤣
I didn’t get the “you’ve fallen for my trap” cause I was with freya.
But this is hilarious. Thank you.
Kratos' "what" sounded similar to the one he said about the squeaky toy. 😂
Kratos sounded like he was ready to take out atreus lol
i love kratos and mimir saying ‘no’ at the same time to Atreus about the pipe 😭😭😭😭
8:35 Kratos: *Proceeds to R1 the gate*
While his old kratos theme plays
The bit about wondering if youre doing the right thing, Kratos' answer makes a lot of sense. I dont think he's ever stopped to even consider if his personal crusade was the "right" thing because the Gods scorned him specifically.
8:42 'Boi,you won't be playing around once you get that Spartan beating'
The belt of Olympus
Kratos's favourite word : No and boy
1:11
Words of a man who needed a snack.
One thing I wasn't expecting was how many times the game made me laugh. It was a great addition
Hmmm...I think Kratos did try to cook meat with his blades before, otherwise he wouldn't have told Mimir that they would foul the meat due to the blood, and what's funnier is that Mimir didn't catch that.
If GOW is Boi Simulator, GOWR is No Simulator.
I love how concerned kratos is with his sons health and safety but just sends him to into ragnarok uncaring and puts him into fights with gods
2:25 that's more wholesome then funny just wish the game did more of this then just none stop call backs to the 1st 3 game's
This game had no business being this funny! I loved all of it
Kratos looked at Mimir in that second clip as if to say, "You will experience my torturous flatulence for transgressions"
1:20 my Kratos said "no" idk if it was a glitch but I thought he was being deep
7:25 the only time I laughed in this game considering how mimirs being thrown around
3:37 was that an adult joke 😂
2:24 Kratos and Mimir would be the dream blunt rotation
Mimir being a uncle is funny and I love seeing Dad Kratos
1:08
Sendri: Anybody need a snack? Kratos? Snack?
Kratos: I do not need a snack
**Minutes later**
Kratos: **approach the kettle**
Sendri: See? I knew that you wanted a snack
😂😂😂
Hhhmmmpphhh😑
God of War : Ragnarok was such an entertaining and fun game to play, a bit disappointing of Thor's ending part but he was very cool.
I thought the same thing
Funniest quote of the year
"No."
10:50
Oh god, that one f*cking broke me lol!!!
I don't know what it is but hearing kratos say the word snack is the funiest thing to me
Will i ever have a beard like yours?
No.
That hit home
Probably took him over a hundred years to grow that beard. 😂
9:52 Well
In the beginning of the game, Atreus asks Kratos how they met. He then mimics Kratos’ voice, saying something like “get me a fish, I’m hungry.”
Atreus wanted to smoke all the weed
😂
parental guidance 100 for kratos and mimir
Kratos's favorite word is "no"
Indeed
In the first game it was 'Boy' and 'I do not know'
No
11:13 WHY HAVE I MEVER HEAD THIS LINE 😂😂😂
10:21 he was so ready to end the journey 💀
5:18
1st playthrough "this is hilarious"
2nd+ " TwT "
"A hole"
I'm always having to start a new game just to relive these funny moments 🤣🤣
2:23 i said no at that moment
Oke oke, now i do wonder how much of a compilation we'd get to all the times Kratos answered a sincere question with a cold "no" like not from just ragnarok i think there are lots of varieties in which Kratos went "hold up, here we don't talk we kill for the booty"
Kratos is so sassy in some of these clips
8:16 this made me laugh and sad way to rain on his parade Kratos but I find it funny that Kratos is prideful of his beard
" Dead. " -kratos the god of war
5:11 That "yes" sounded proud
“I do not need a snack” had me dead 💀
Mimir, my man... Gets bigger the more you take? Emptyness! Or Hole, depending on who is saying the riddle.
10:29
that was unexpected
8:35
I’ve never heard this one before. “WHAT?” XD
Ratatoskr’s “He knows what I am talking about” gave me “‘Member? You ‘member!” vibes~
10:10 i itched my nose during this
Mimir and Kratos out here ensuring Boy doesn't become a smoker.
The pipe thing got me 😂
Now thats good parenting 👍👍👍
8:39 proof that atreus is also a god of mischief😁