8 Weird Ways You Troll NPCs, Don’t Worry We Do it Too
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- čas přidán 17. 06. 2024
- Here are the weird things you do to trick, irritate, wind up and otherwise inconvenience NPCs -- or non-player characters -- in games. Don't worry, we all do it.
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Here are eight ways you couldn't resist aggravating NPCs, you monster. Are there any we missed? Let us know in the comments, and enjoy!
This should have been made a top 20 based on the subject matter.
Outside Xtra awesome guys love y’all
Trying to jump on their heads :)
Sarcasm, always sarcasm! I mean, that's why I'm here in the first place; the slogan for these channels should be "come for the sarcasm, stay for the puns"! XD
Nice T-shirt, Andy
The developers wouldn't have programmed their screams in if they didn't want us to kill them.
lemony lemons Sound logic. I see no flaws
fun fact, the children in skyrim had screams and other death noices programmed in, but were ultimately made invincible XD seems like they changed their minds partway through production
I love this comment.
Nah, they just knew we would anyway.
This is so true. Why make the developers work so hard and not utilize the fruits of their labours?
I was the first one in my neighbourhood to get a ps3 back in the day. The game: Oblivion. We had a ps3 party, all my friends and neighbours were there. After many, many, many beers, and finally getting to Jauffrey at the monastary, i got the horse. One of my mates softly spoke, "what happens if you hit the horse?"
That damned horse chased and tried to kill me across the entire damned map, for three and a half days(game time).
Many, many, many more suds later, i tricked the bastard into jumping off a cliff. You can imagine the drunken roar of myself and my mates at this point.
Good times...
Mad J. I just found your comment.🍻 for a good story.
Have you heard of the high elves?
@frank grimes- it absolutely is.
You guys forgot accepting an NPC’s quest then halfway through it just doing someone else’s quest
Me in borderlands 2 And skyrim
Truly the most common way to screw with the NPCs.
What about accepting a quest then just killing the person who gave it to you because the reward was crap
In Fallout 4, you literally have to do a bunch of other quests before finishing Paladin Danse's personal quest if you don't want to also have to genocide the BoS or Railroad in addition to the Institute. Because Bethesda quest design.
Me on Witcher 3
Pokémon: walking into opposing trainers from behind
Or knowing they're going to challenge you anyway so you make them walk as far as possible to talk to you.
Hop: So, let’s batt-
Player: No.
Hop: Wha-Dud-
Player: I SAID NO JUST LET ME CHALLENGE THE GYM-
Hop: Hop has challenged you to a battle!
Player: OH COME ONNNN
Or just pass them from behind
@@LadyOnikara Yes I just walk very far away from them even though I need to get close to the wall
What about the classic role reversal between shopkeep and adventurer in every RPG ever.
Shopkeep: Hey! Browse my wares to see what you like.
Adventurer: Only if you don't have enough money to purchase all of this. (slams a full inventory of junk on the counter)
Shopkeep: My programming prohibits me from denying your offer that would realistically put me out of business...
Znijik Well, they supposedly sell that stuff afterwards, but I wonder who keeps buying all that pre-war money.
nah, they buy the daedric stuff you sell for like 1/4th of the price and then sell them to you for 3X their price, they'd be alright.
To be fair, my stuff isn’t in their shop anymore when I visit them later, so they must have resold it, right?
Yeah enjoy those stale muffins!
Znijik
I sell all my junk to vendors in New Vegas all the time and get mad when they haven’t gotten more money yet.
You forgot using invincible NPCs as training dummies. You could use Hadvar in Skyrim to level up combat skills during the tutorial dungeon. I have done this loads of times. One time I maxed out 5 skills before leaving the tutorial.
You can? Sh*t! Why did nobody tell me?
It's good for getting high level abilities, but remember, enemys are scaled to your level... plus it takes hours and is super boring.
I did it with my horse. I'd just bump the difficulty to max and just burn and heal it repeatedly. Killing two birds with one stone.
TheDragonNidhogg they did. The very last number was using them as training dummies
He is not so pleased to let you continue after you leave the dungeon though.
Another great way to troll npcs is to let them in the car, then try to break the land speed record.
You wanted me to drive you somewhere?
*HOW ABOUT THE HISTORY BOOKS, BUB?*
In which Game gets an Npc annoyed about that ?
@@juliacreepypastafan2205 well, if you do Taxi missions in just about any GTA game, the passengers do take slight issues if you drive like a maniac.
Don Korb I get A Bit of extra Money nearly always. They May Start cursing a Bit buuut at the End they give Some extra Tip :D
Julia Creepypastafan watchdogs 2 u can do Ubers and the npcs give you a rating at the end
@@juliacreepypastafan2205 Driver: San Francisco has some really good customized dialogue based off of how you're driving at times, I think.
About driving away slowly in GTA: “we’ve all done it...” Look, I’ll murder strangers for fun but I’m not a *monster.*
I AM!!! LOL :D
On EVERY Batman/Assassin's Creed game, I'd turn my back while an NPC is talking to me. Always lookin' cool.
Fine, don't be so poisonous about it.
In Batman for some reason in the cut scenes you can free move your head enough to look at their junk. It has to be intentional.
@@aelechko Sir, I am trying to solve a murder!
Dark souls NPC's are few and far between so you'd think i wouldnt skip all their dialogue when i do meet them
Bearer--
Seek--
Seek--
Lest--
Good times...
ikr, bearer, seek, seek, lest...
to this day i still don't know what she meant...
Also kicking them just to make them stand up for no apparent reason
then touc-
farewe-
ashen on-
Didn't realize u were able to kill npcs at 1st and missed sigewards quest line on my 1st playthrough. Im way more careful about attacking npcs in games now cuz im terrified of missing a quest lol
“Hey Ellen! High five!”
“😄”
“To slow”
“🥺”
“are you stuck in sarcasm mode?”
“Yes I don’t know how to get out please help me”
ThAt KiLlEd Me
Smashing pots in Zelda games wasn't the 1st thing you guys thought of? Come on!
"an eyeroll so heavy it could change the earth's rotation"
I'll need to remember that...
Oh really?
Ok.
Oxbox and oxtra have the best quips!
Constantly asking that vampire woman in the skyrim dawn guard dlc if if she wanted to be cured of vampirism
Your talking about serana
Ah yes, Serana. Best Waifu material in all of Skyrim next to Aela and Mjoll. :D
At one point, I ended up at a base where the NPCs were completely hostile in the northwest part of the map and fast traveled away, losing Serana and any hope I had at becoming a vampire lord
She can be cured, but I rather keep her with vampirism for the arrows
In non modded original Skyrim i use annye the fuck out of that pirate lizard woman Deeja. She never wanted to talk so i would just come and come back to her to talk. I did every mission and thing in Solitude. Still woulden't do the lighthouse mission a second time. Because i did not want to kill Deeja. I just wanted to torture her for all eternity. For years i went to Solitude docs just to annyo Deeja. She would just keep saying again and again: Do you want knifes? Knifes in your belly? Then you stop talking to Deeja. Every day went to see and annyo deeja. I would start whole Skyrim just to annyo Deeja in the Solitude. 3 years went see and annyo Deeja everyday. Some times i would even attack her just to see her angry. I would see dreams about that lizard womans knifes in my belly. But one day i met real woman and stopped my Skyrim autism with Deeja. I mean almost real. A nice little anime AI. Skynet here we come.
Me when I play the sims: I use the NPCs as test subjects, I kill them in the most brutal and creative way possible so my sim could date the grim reaper afterwards. :)
See, I killed my Sim by burning to try to get a ghost as I'd heard you could do that. I got nada. She died, was buried, and that was it. I should've created a throw-away sim as I kind of liked that one.
I’ve been playing the sims very wrong apparently
@@aelechko You're the kind controller the Sims deserve, do not follow our bad parenting, lol.
@Valerie Foster Probably not, someone needs to call SPS (Sims Protective Services) on us, lol. Aside from burning my poor sim, I somehow allowed another one to nearly starve. Had too many in the house and he got overlooked. Trying to be kind, I took him out to dinner but he wouldn't remain sitting long enough for the waiter to bring him his food. I finally dragged his yowling self back home and let him stuff his face on whatever was available.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley There is a hilariously cruel "What's the worst thing you ever did in The Sims" reddit thread. After reading that I felt better about my sims parenthood, and I have played as a black widow. ;)
5:36 actually, saying that you can "trap" Minecraft villagers is a liiiitleee bit inaccurate... you can employ them as slaves in gigantic carrots, potatoes and weath farms, you can enclose hundreds of them in tiny spaces to make Iron Golems spawn in your iron farm, trap them in "villager trading halls" where they have to work 24/24 7/7 as shopkeepers, you can even force them to breed like animals to get baby villagers that you will enslave in the future...
Minecraft is a surprisingly dark game...
You can BREED the villagers?? There is still a lot I must learn.. **walks away pondering the true limits of Minecraft**
Aliza Celem Centauri
This is an accurate and funny comment. But, I’m a nitpicker so: you said weath instead of wheat and it’s 24/7 not 24/24 7/7.
Improv Plus
Look at his username
And we are also saving their lives by enclosing them, else those poor villagers would be killed by mobs.
I'm pretty sure you can also trap them in a building and then set fire to the building.
Skyrim person: "This guy walked behind me and suddenly my pockets were emptied....it wasn't him."
For some reason I had great fun messing with Shampoodle in the Animal Crossing games by refusing to sit where she told me to.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Or letting your coffee cool down before drinking it. Poor Brewster.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn 😉
Caitlin RC Same 😂
Or trap them by digging holes around them
8:50 - Her sarcasm face is the greatest thing I've ever seen! It's love!
I remember when I played Twilight Princess, my favorite thing to do was to go into Castle Town as Wolf Link. Once there, I would let an infinite stream of worthless, passive NPC Guards spawn and start "charging" me. Then, I would proceed to run around the fountain area with the Guards chasing after me, screaming at the top of my voice, "MARCH, MY ARMY OF HYRULE!!!!!!!"
😂 That's fantastic! I'll have to try that one!
If you equip the torch in Assassin's Creed: Origins and crouch near an NPC in *just* the right spot, they catch fire. They then drop to the floor and roll on the ground until the fire goes out, only to get back up and catch fire again. Don't worry! They'll be fine... the first 6 or so times.
Do you get a bounty for it?
@@Ricomcdade23 nope because you didnt actually attack
Honestly I love setting fire to NPCs in AC Origins instead of doing the missions. That, and chasing after people wielding a sword to piss them off.
@@HughMiller98 I love doing the same thing in GTA 5. Shooting a single round in the air and running after them until they run into traffic and get killed by a car.
Awsome! ;)
Nothing trolls harder than Luke's greatest enemy: the skyrim troll
You can walk in and out of the kitchen to get the response of "I can't feel my legs, that means im doing a great job!" From papyrus
NYEH HEH HEH!!!!
" Your lethal combo beat downs are designed to be used on the hordes of bad jerks who are trying to wipe you off the face of the earth. "
Saints Row: Gat Out Of Hell: Am i a joke to you?
Was that what the last game was?
I'm surprised Breath of the Wild wasn't put on here. Majority of the npcs have specific responses to different things. Like the old man who tells me not to touch his wife's garden... and then I proceed to firebomb it while the old man sighs in despair. Or if you walk up naked to some npcs, they'll startle and scream, "Get away from me!" Or if you bring a guardian to the girl who lovingly talks about guardians, she'll scream and run away.
Speaking of legend of Zelda, I remember something in ocarina of time, the owner of the fishing area who wears a hat, you can take his hat using your rod and then cast it, then let it sink into the water
... But you have to pay for the hat you intentionally lose.
Stealing that man's hat is more rewarding than catching the loach.
The person who tells you not to step on her flowers so you step on them and she nearly kills you
To be fair...that old man is really annoying and a bit condescending. I may or may not have tried to push him off the Great Plains Tower, lol.
Ways NPC trolled us: Not opening their shops on time and jumping in front of our epic kill shots. That and not appearing where they're supposed to by not moving, forcing you to walk all the way back from the objective and push them there or getting glitched behind walls where we can't get to them. Anyone think of anymore?
Recurvess, I have one fron Skyrim, Lydia.
Or you're testing your new weapon on a target when, a NPC walks in front of you. That guy is aiming at that target... I can make it. Enjoy your bount and new life of crime player.
Not being able to follow simple commands
Walking slowly going anywhere they need to go
Randomly yelling dont hurt me when I never did
Keeping them waiting while I run around and look at things completely unrelated to what we're supposed to be doing. Even better if they're programmed to respond and ask what are you doing/hurry up. xD
Although the edging the car away slowly is always fun too. xD I also like to stop suddenly which sometimes makes them bump into the bumper behind the car. xD (I mean that's surely how it got it's name right?)
Also: What bird did you guys see outside?! You never told us!
On Hit man I dressed as a clown, snuck around.
Then I axe murdered everyone
XD
They would reply "Sir what you are doing is not illegal, but you are scaring people. Or Okay, that's not normal.
When I see a npc in Minecraft i trap him so that he doesn't die from zombies if he sell me good item
10,000 hours? Who are you trying to kid, Andy? That biscuit eating technique is from 4000 hours of practise, maximum! Stop trying to cheat your way through the biscuit olympics again, you remember what happened last time... next time, McVities won't be nearly so understanding.
Fossil McFossilson you deserve way more likes than you got
how about going in their houses, smashing all of their stuff, and taking literally everything that isn't nailed to the ground?
Or just taking the house too?
Ah, yes, destroying all of their pots for money that they randomly put inside it.
me in every game ever
Are you by chance a Zelda fan?
What about killing them just to kill them even though you know they don’t have anything worth taking?
Ah, trapping NPCs. That reminds me of when I locked Lara Croft's Butler in the walk-in freezer. Quite the chilling predicament he was in that day XD. It served him right for always being in the way.
This is possibly *the* classic "we all did it" example.
"They're the wrong trousers, Ellen. And they've gone wrong!" 😱
When Luke says "gold for days," the video showed he had 261 gold.
Luke, that may be a lot in DnD, but here in the real world that can't even buy a proper sword.
....Um, I mean Skyrim..... In Skyrim it can't.
Provided the coins are 1 oz each and pure, they are $1,300 each, totaling over $346,000 all together.
i know what you meant before I hit the show more button
D&D? Please, 261 is chump change there, too. You can only buy the most basic of shit.
True, but D&D's economy is weird; for 261 gold you can get TENS OF THOUSANDS of candles which you can then trivially carry around as they have no mass or physical presence in any quantity.
>Luke, that may be a lot in Skyrim, but here in the real world that can't even buy a proper sword.
Wait, you mean there's a way to get a sword in Skyrim OUTSIDE of just pilfering it from that guy you just killed 5 seconds ago?
Heresy.
The best troll in Skyrim is where you lure your seemingly immortal companion up a hill or a mountain, then FusRoDah them off of it and laugh as you watch them make their way back up to you, only to get blown off all over again.
my biggest troll was to help Faendal from riverwood win over Camillia instead of Sven, only to take advantage of his archery training and then tradeing the money back, marrying Camilia myself just because i could, and then i sacrificed him to Boethia
Did that to serena.....then watched when she attacked a giant and joined the skyrim space program
I shall be doing just that as soon as I return to Skyrim.
Surprised locking the butler from Tomb Raider in the freezer wasn't here🤣
It's been on enough of their lists
I dressed my entire Inquisition party in that final armor you get in Trespasser. Varric never looked so good 🤣
You say the bucket trick has been patched, but having played skyrim se this morning, i can confirm the bucket trick, in fact, still works
WolfOfLegend they patched it out and then, after some outcry, put it back in again. :)
*WolfOfLegend* - It was one of the few non-questbreaking bugs Bethesda decided they'd get off their asses and patch out, but the community's love for it made them put it back...
I still can't tell if it was a good thing or not.
Same with the Skyrim space academy, patched out then put back in
A section on trapping NPC's and no mention of Lara Croft locking her butler in the freezer? I'm not angry, just disappointed.
David Witheridge im pretty sure they covered that on oxbox
Or the SIms. That's a pretty standard way to kill them.
Not the Paparazzi or Social Services though, those punks can teleport off. :(
I jumped to that one, too. I always locked Groany McFartface in the freezer.
Any time I trap villagers in Minecraft, it's for their own good. Keeping them safe because they're too stupid to go indoors properly during zombie attacks. I can't create my own new village if the idiots keep dying before they can breed!
Did anyone do that for fun? I just did it so he wouldn’t follow me everywhere making gross old man noises.
Sims aren't NPCs per se. You actually have control of them. Creating rooms of doom, so you can have a completely full cemetery, was something Maxis had in mind all along. Hence why Death was there (who, incidentally, WAS an actual NPC)
“They have strong muscular thoraxes” killed me lmao
Dressing your companions up is a favorite of mine. Ever since Star Wars the Old Republic made companion armor purely cosmetic I've had a great time making them look silly
I remember when I first got a Wii console I was playing bowling on Wii sports
I somehow managed to let go of the ball on the back swing, All the Miis jumped in terrior I couldn't stop laughing.😂
i remember that. i was laughing so hard!
@@a.person1805 i did something similar with xbox connect and the javelin game i would just hurl thos giant spears into the croud
I did that all the time I have been evil ever since I was a kid😹🖤
Wait you weren't suppose to hit the Mii's? What else ? What Pins ....
SAME DUDE
I always went the opposite direction in Inquisition, because of the ability to change the color of existing outfits. My companions would have to hang around Skyhold waiting for me to find the perfect color combination to make them look good before we could get any adventuring done. Every single time we came back. :P
You do sarcasm SOooooo well, I loooove how you just use that inflection each time and call it sarcasm, it's not like sarcasm requires some tough and wittiness, you can just passive aggressively say things and everybody will love it
7:05 taking arrows- ahem, I mean bullets to the knee there...
I'm sorry, it had to be done.
Drowning: In a lot of games, one thing an NPC can't do is swim. Take most Assassin's Creed Games (2 is the best). Knock someone into the water and they are gone forever.
Disfiguring: In LEGO Harry Potter 1-4, you could learn lots of interesting spells to perform on characters. So when we had a good list of them, we ran up and down Diagon Alley hexing everyone. The trauma we caused those poor LEGO people must be horrific.
OMG I PLAYED AS SNAPE AND KILLED ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE XD
The Lego Harry Potter games are a blessing after the original movie tie-ins.
Fun fact: if you used Avada Kedavra on someone they wouldn't come back later. You could permanently murder all of Hogwarts.
First thing that comes to my mind is Dragon's Dogma & the ability to pick up and carry NPCs. Many hard-working people of Gransys met their end because the Arisen got bored and decided to throw them off a bridge-at least in my playthrough.
Good I'm not the only one.
A bit slower, but to avoid repercussions I just brought them to the edge, then let them break my grip. "Let you go? Alright!"
I did that constantly. I also threw them at other people. Especially my pawns, even more especially my main pawn. I did it so much that eventually my main pawn started catching them and throwing them back at me. I wasted so much time throwing people at my pawn that I taught them how to play catch with random civilians. It probably wasn't fun for the NPCs, but it was hilarious for me.
No making Ellen sad, she is adorable. And pint sized
I agree
This was my favorite video I’ve seen so far from you guys. Every segment made me laugh. Thank you for making it.
My current favourite way of trolling people is in Hitman in the Paris level. By the fountain there are two journalists who are filming the event, and I love making 47 walk between them so they have to give up. Then there's Sebastian Sato the makeup guy, who gets really annoyed to the point of crying if you insert a coin into the memorial behind him three times.
OH my god, I just got this game. I know what I'm doing tomorrow! Thanks, Frodo!
Why would a memorial have a coin slot and what does it do? Give a narrative on what happened?
kyuubinaruto17 Not sure memorial's the right word. It's called a diorama I believe.
Yeah it was fun to mess with the journalists... and to kill them later for getting pissy with you.
* cough cough* "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" (XD just had to say that)
Telling them you will help, then making them wait an extreme amount of time. Ik know you want to know what happened to your husband, but I need to retrieve an artifact, destroy crates, and find some books first. I'll see you again Monday... Next year.
Too bad most games treat that passed time like it never passed
I did that in the Witcher 3 with the Baron guy - the bit where the barn is on fire, some guy stopped me to ask me to save his brother or something, then I said I would and completed the questline without saving the poor guy. He might have burned to death, but he might not.. so I might not be a terrible person, who knows?
Did that in Breath of the Wild, the quest where the woman needed goat butter to make dinner that night for her family. Not having any, I traveled to the other end of the world and clambered over mountains for weeks before I bothered to stop by a shop and bought the butter to bring back so she could feed her children. Thisquest always bothered me for some reason.
Eyrienaut Did she notice?
No, not at all. Even gave me a bite to eat though her kids were probably starving.
I ( no sarcasm) love your jokes.
So glad I stumbled on this channel--you lot are awesome! Much love from USA!
Actually, Ellen. I did NOT troll NPCs by driving just out of their reach.
Though I have done it multiple times in real life to my sister.
I would purposely crash into things
@@Fenris2 and people
Like my sister
What about the only purpose for having any companions; using them as packmules?
I know Lydia is an amazing Nord warrior and all, but someone needs to carry all that cheese!
The only thing Lydia is good for is sacrifice for the Ebony Chain Mail.
My Lydia died pretty early on to a giant, so...
She’s also a very useful door. Whenever I open a door she’s very happy to fill in and prevent leaving
Man I love this channel's writing. Top marks!
"great scott, Gordon Freeman!"
*gordon walks around on tables in the background*
Wait... you're saying there was a point where Ellen was *outside* of sarcasm mode?
Luke: My sense of right and wrong is a distant memory
Wonder why that is... It couldn't be because you've been mercilessly slaughtering those monsters again, could it?
He has been a Dob too many times
#DontBeaDob
being Jane's co-worker does Things to your ethical beliefs
"co-worker"*
What is this "sense of right" you speak of?
"I'm just saying, they have all the hash browns back there!"
You have entertained me. You made a new subscriber today.
My dad would sometimes do the first to me, small children often do the second, the third was my parents around Halloween (mostly), and my little brother tried the rest whenever he had a chance (except, he claims, #5).
I'm starting to think I might be a recurring NPC.
Timothy McLean Wow, you're lucky! Seven and eight are a pretty much daily occurrences for me...
Timothy McLean maybe
Does helping you find out give me XP?
The first step is acceptance. I'm proud of you!
Now, if you would please step out of this doorway, you seem to be essential to the plot so I can't remove you myself like I could with the rest of these NPCs.
My Dad is in his 60s and still always pulls forward just as I'm about to touch the door handle.
If it's a shooter, then just watching the NPCs fight my battles is efficient energy saving on my behalf to get ready for that next boss. GO TEAM!!!
Even after all these years, this video still has some of my favorite jokes
Admit it
We have all tried to kill Claptrap
(For those have played borderlands 2)
You guys and OxBox have the most underrated pun game.
Putting the door handle up too high for Ellen sounds exactly like the type of prank Oxbox would pull.
First time subscriber here :) . On the blocking part yes I am guilty when Sims was so rampantly popular upon first release I blocked them in a kitchen with poor cooking skills, removed ladders from pools and took away doors to allow them to starve to death the list is endless. I was a monster in that game cause well you know just create a new family and move them in to lather, rinse and repeat the process over and over again......fun times fun times I tell ya'll ;).
You troll all the NPCs, but one morning, what if you wake to find you are the NPC in someone else's game now?
I'd don a bucket and man the local cheese stall.
What about in the original Fable when you kept giving the shopkeepers beer so you could steal their goods without being caught? They'd be too drunk to care!
Ah, a man of culture as well.
Thays not stealing its called trading. You give him beer, he gives you his stuff.
Not NPC's but driving in the car in Final Fantasy XV and slamming on the breaks just as Noct sits on the trunk or as Noct passes Ignis a coffee. Also as Gladio is trying to read or Promto is leaning over the seat. Sit down Prompto! Maybe now you'll learn! Noct, Ignis and Gladio I'm sorry/not sorry.
2:53 made me laugh waaaay more than it should 😂😂 the dart across the screen really got me
My favourite is talking to beedle and saying I don't want to buy anything there's just something so satisfying about making beedle sad
Trapping the butler in the freezer has to be here.
Bumping into them to watch the weird fall down physics. XD
I've spent... far too much time in GTA V running on the sidewalk knocking down pedestrians. Or shoving them into the street hoping they get hit by a car. What? I'm an injury settlement lawyer.
Lol Minecraft be like “Aw damn, I can’t move cuz I’m all blocked off by a single grain of sand on the floor”
That pastry bit was hilarious lol
You forgot making them repeat lines over and over. Some games would even program the NPC's to refuse to discuss the topic anymore when you do it.
one guy in Whiterun. Always has a fatal accident
How about classic starcraft, when multiple clicks on the critters would make them explode?
Pijotr Grabarz that's more likely a case of the game trolling you.
sopcannon arrows to their knees
freakofn99 almost like in Batman Arkham Knight, instead of saving commissioner Gordon do what H2O Delirious did, btw, if u dont know who Delirious and what the Batman Arkham Knight game is, go check ‘em out
Slowly winning horse races in The Witcher 3 by not letting the others pass me. Casually trotting to victory. =D
0:58 Ellen, I give you a high five 🖐
Breath of the wild walking around in link’s boxer briefs
6:50 Rare Piglington sighting!!!
Wait, is Piglington supposed to be that angular? No, this is actually a fever dream brought on by dysentery, which you die from.
What about pushing around NPC's to "test out" the rag doll physics? Like in Red Dead redemption.
speaking of RDR, there's a shopkeeper who is invincible if you punch him and then draw your pistol, so you could troll him by having him shoot at you (in response to you drawing a gun on him) and then leading him to the police station. John/Jack did nothing wrong technically, so the shopkeeper just kills endless amounts of police
FUS RO DAH!
8:46 We do love a bit of sarcasm its just amazing😒
Villagers from Minecraft watch too much Sponge Bob
How about a video going over a list of "[number] times our cover DEFINITELY should have been blown". For example, literally anything that Talion does when attempting to stealth.
Michael Ross I love the middle earth series
oooh and in the last of us when you were stealthing but the NPC's with you would stomp as loud as possible to where you are hiding without alerting anything
But Gordon can do anything he wants! He is a freeman after all
Mick M God Damn it Barb
AGGGGHHHHHH
Mick M 👏👏👏👏👏
*THE Freeman
Oh my goodness I love Andy’s shirt!!
The Real Guy, The Best Guy 😂
I see you, Sip's shirt...
i remember touching the button the Salarian insisted not to touch in ME3..
"I have already asked you not to touch that."
"Maybe 'do not touch' means something else in human culture."
"Will you please stop touching that?"
"Fine, touch it as much as you want, you'll never figure out what it does."
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What about the tables. In The Legend of Zelda Botw, the npcs get fairly angry when you stand on their tables when you talk to them.
I almost choked on my food watching the skyrim part where he put cauldrons and buckets on the npcs an stole their stuff. LMAO
0:55 I’ve figured out my favorite member now
Unskippable dialogue sucks. That's why I always pass the time by bouncing on the quest giver's head in Borderlands 2.
Yep
NPC, you really shouldn't have startled me, gotten in the way of my fight or were conveniently standing in the perfect place to play my human shield and save me from a red tinted screen. Maybe then you wouldn't have ended up dead AND ruined my Clean Hands playthrough
8:45 Haha, that brilliantly went very deep all of a sudden.
Untitled goose game, a game where the main goal is to grab golden bells
And to annoy everyone in your path.
You see, I like to think that when I'm boxing in villagers in Minecraft, it's for their own safety.
Oh, and definitely in Skyrim when someone wants to initiate dialogue with me, I slowly back away and make them follow me before they give up and go back, only to fall prey to my trolls again. Oh Elytrys...
You have to box them in, or the zombies will get them!
Lol I remember when i was a little one and the Pokémon games make me name my rivals. mwahaha.. oh noes its 'buttboi' or sometimes 'smellypits'
Or any game that allows you to name anything! Getting Codsworth to say our name in Fallout 4 gave some of the best responses because he's stupid enough to actually say them!
What about the classic, 'Assface'?
Tumfur Barker Facewooferson the rudest thing i could think of in my tiny 6 yr old head was butt back then. lol
Rk Brillant probably if someone ever saw the namens of my weapons in warframe i would get banned.
Is it sad I've never done this?
Loved the scene with the cauldron. :-)