Tez Ilyas | Christmas Themed Shisha Cafe?!

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  • čas přidán 16. 12. 2020
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    Throwback Thursday to the time me, Guz Khan and Bhavna Limbachia ran a shisha cafe!
    That's alopecia in my beard btw, it's not some crazy design.
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Komentáře • 80

  • @zaximbud100
    @zaximbud100 Před 3 lety +43

    Tez and gus you guy's need to make a movie, big tingz

  • @highlandGlas
    @highlandGlas Před 3 lety +15

    Christmas tree with the crescent and star on top of it as opening scene! hahaha these guys are soo hilarious! Thank you!

  • @kellyreid6893
    @kellyreid6893 Před 2 lety +8

    Can't believe I've just discovered this.. It's brilliant 🤣🤣🤣👏👏

    • @therealforeignwolf
      @therealforeignwolf Před 2 lety

      When the lady hits the hooka she holds it in like it's ganja lol

  • @AsifQazi786
    @AsifQazi786 Před 3 lety +5

    Absolutely brilliant Guys! Congrats to all involved.

  • @arifazar786
    @arifazar786 Před 3 lety +4

    Brilliant, love seeing talented British Asian stars..

  • @cuzzybrozain
    @cuzzybrozain Před 3 lety +5

    Tez has a good start for an intro with a soundtrack.

  • @iainharper3926
    @iainharper3926 Před 2 lety +3

    Why isn't this on TV?! Its amazing!

  • @samgoldberg7494
    @samgoldberg7494 Před 3 lety +5

    Loved it soooooo hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrebruwer7326
    @andrebruwer7326 Před 3 lety +3

    Tez, seriously, make more episodes like this. Really good :)

  • @petermears5770
    @petermears5770 Před 3 lety +2

    Love it...

  • @jffantasticreviews
    @jffantasticreviews Před 3 lety +2

    Lol uncle eid. . Great video brother

  • @thebatcave89
    @thebatcave89 Před 3 lety +9

    Uncle Eid 😂😂😂

  • @jemima8844
    @jemima8844 Před 2 lety +1

    Tez, you are soooo gorgeous! Total heart throb⭐️

  • @melodicski592
    @melodicski592 Před 3 lety +3

    This is so funny 😂😂

  • @Shahzane1
    @Shahzane1 Před 3 lety +2

    Respek from the USA @tez @guz You just made my favorite unhealthy activity and comic indulgences come together!

  • @sunatnaheem1369
    @sunatnaheem1369 Před 3 lety +2

    Tez, Guz And Bhavana ? Dream Team

  • @rayahm3954
    @rayahm3954 Před 3 lety +5

    That is a unique beard... In a good way👍😂. And mad video like always.

  • @RM12378
    @RM12378 Před 3 lety +10

    Shes peng still

  • @m7csvexzy848
    @m7csvexzy848 Před 3 lety +2

    Thought that bin bag (the black bag) had a dead cat inside😂😂

  • @jffantasticreviews
    @jffantasticreviews Před 3 lety +2

    Should be on tv

  • @BridgettS
    @BridgettS Před 3 lety +1

    Guz picked the most “traditional”Christmas music lol. Get with some Donny Hathaway and then it’s Christmas ❤️💚🖤

  • @the1jxk
    @the1jxk Před 3 lety +1

    Aliyaaa 😂

  • @dontchatbob5249
    @dontchatbob5249 Před 5 měsíci

    🎉

  • @princessjagdeeppanesar5283

    I love u tez

  • @alykhankassam786
    @alykhankassam786 Před 3 lety +4

    I haven't laughed this hard for ages - that poor woman with 23 birds!

  • @ceemv2x588
    @ceemv2x588 Před 2 lety +1

    i only speak truth n we want another one this christmas brudda

  • @abdulqaadir6510
    @abdulqaadir6510 Před 3 lety +1

    She is beautiful

  • @hxsst1202
    @hxsst1202 Před 3 lety

    What show is this from?

  • @yazijaz5292
    @yazijaz5292 Před 3 lety +4

    China fan. Tez needs to make a movie about trying to find a halal covid Vax.

  • @saimat7082
    @saimat7082 Před 3 lety +1

    Hilarious

  • @HiraM0910
    @HiraM0910 Před 3 lety

    Bhaijaan🤣

  • @Jasongvl
    @Jasongvl Před 2 lety +1

    HA! PMSL!!!! :)

  • @therealforeignwolf
    @therealforeignwolf Před 2 lety

    Tez that beard cut was terrible ! All jokes aside I love these guys, they are simply hilarious

  • @shakildad5280
    @shakildad5280 Před 3 lety +1

    Nice one

  • @westcoast20007
    @westcoast20007 Před 3 lety +5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👊👊 do a Goodness Gracious me style serious please🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @abs6kader
    @abs6kader Před 3 lety

    Is it my device or does the sound go funny after 6.53? 🧐

  • @s80heb
    @s80heb Před 3 lety +4

    The Asian girl sounds like she's from the Welsh Valleys

  • @gogadgetgo3125
    @gogadgetgo3125 Před 3 lety +1

    😂😂😂

  • @mrwy5330
    @mrwy5330 Před 3 lety +1

    😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @m7csvexzy848
    @m7csvexzy848 Před 3 lety +4

    That side beard hits different

  • @anserkhan9430
    @anserkhan9430 Před 3 lety

    What's with the dye brother's????? But u guys funny!!!!! RESPECT!!!

  • @katylon
    @katylon Před 3 lety

    Lollllllllll tez

  • @yazijaz5292
    @yazijaz5292 Před 3 lety

    Tez man. Your alopecia come back? Beard looking good still.

    • @TezIlyasComedy
      @TezIlyasComedy  Před 3 lety +2

      Vid’s 5yrs old bro 🙏🏽

    • @yazijaz5292
      @yazijaz5292 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TezIlyasComedy ah crap. My bad. I thought this was 3 days ago lol. Good content bro didn't see that vid before. Flipping vpn crap doesn't always work here in China. Stay blessed bro.

    • @muhammadprarie8819
      @muhammadprarie8819 Před 3 lety

      @@yazijaz5292
      Are u Chinese or of Pakistani?

    • @yazijaz5292
      @yazijaz5292 Před 3 lety

      @@muhammadprarie8819 Born in Walsall bro. Kashmiri. Live in China.

    • @muhammadprarie8819
      @muhammadprarie8819 Před 3 lety

      @@yazijaz5292
      Wow,totally different lifestyle.Big change

  • @Skateboard986
    @Skateboard986 Před 3 lety

    I love Guz Khan and I like man like mobeen!!!!!?

  • @lolok3985
    @lolok3985 Před 3 lety

    Wait one minuteeee.........is she from Citizen Khan???

  • @srennymon
    @srennymon Před rokem

    mobeen and eight meet alia

  • @razrramon2256
    @razrramon2256 Před 3 lety

    Uncle Eid

  • @katylon
    @katylon Před 3 lety

    Lolllllllllllll

  • @olly156
    @olly156 Před 3 lety +2

    Are you making and more man like mobeen episodes

  • @NaeemAmin
    @NaeemAmin Před 3 lety

    Isn't that Rana?

  • @sjkilcoyne
    @sjkilcoyne Před 3 lety +3

    Scene stealing work by Bilal there.

  • @qasimhussain4129
    @qasimhussain4129 Před 3 lety

    Tez bro your video quality is a bit bad and a little blurry for this video compared to your other videos, it seems like your focus is on the wrong areas, especially on your faces it seems slightly blurry, thought I’d give you constructive feedback. Peace

  • @samiunsworld689
    @samiunsworld689 Před 3 lety +3

    Did that muslim guy just say
    jesus christ kill me now

  • @gamekingz745
    @gamekingz745 Před 3 lety

    Whats up with his patched up beard??

  • @yusufkhan809
    @yusufkhan809 Před 3 lety +4

    Na bro she halalified the birds bw 🙂

  • @javiqbal637
    @javiqbal637 Před 3 lety +1

    V funny, apart from that’s girls accent, that was weak, just tell her to talk in her normal accent it wouldn’t detract from the comedy imo

  • @yasarhussain6269
    @yasarhussain6269 Před 3 lety +1

    Second lol

  • @z4y4n90
    @z4y4n90 Před 3 lety +1

    Is this bounty

  • @abzrollin9800
    @abzrollin9800 Před 3 lety +1

    That Bradford accent bruv 🤮

  • @AdamAdam-gx6pt
    @AdamAdam-gx6pt Před 3 lety

    Seemed like the fake accents were trying too hard guz shudv stayed covy n the peng chick should have kept it Landan

  • @yalcinhussein6969
    @yalcinhussein6969 Před 3 lety

    Shush a cafe haram

  • @juniorsenior4088
    @juniorsenior4088 Před 3 lety +3

    Don't make no more. Talentless

    • @hinaz85
      @hinaz85 Před 3 lety +3

      Oohhh harsh

    • @rayahm3954
      @rayahm3954 Před 3 lety +6

      I don't get why people hate all the time. If you've got nothing nice to say don't say it. You learn that from the day your born.🤦

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 Před 3 lety

      Such haters