Pizza Pockets: calzones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 119)
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- čas přidán 3. 12. 2020
- Pizza pockets are not pizza that's made into a pocket. They are pockets that happen to be made of pizza. There's a big difference.
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RECIPE
Make dough according to the instructions
Add innards
Cook for 12- 15 minutes on 425F and broil for a minute if you feel like it but you probably don't have to
Let it cool for 5 or 6 hours as it will be very hot - Jak na to + styl
good morning what are you doing today?
ps. NO that is NOT ketchup
yes
Yes
yes
yea
Good, you?
I like how he starts laughing at his own creations
3:18 ik
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.💕
@@Radiant100 bitch you headass bot ain’t fooling anyone
Same lol
sounds like CasuallyExplained in his latest video, sus
Just found this goldmine of a channel. Will definitely be binging it until I die. See you never.
have a good death
Yall married?
Cause, ya know. Death do us part and all
@@TheGrimbler explaining your joke makes it 100 times funnier good job
@@yousuckatcooking you make good videos, it gives me the happy slime in my brain
"IT's wrong on more levels which will increase the enjoyment... shout out to former catholics" I'm dying
Could someone please enlighten me cause I didn't get it and don't want to feel left out
@@oneevidence5153 Catholic guilt jokes
ahhhh thanks my dudes
Lmao this rings true to my heart
very appropriate that this now has 666 likes
This, kids, proves if you harass someone to make pizza pockets enough, they’ll make them.
all it takes is a lot of pressure
And pant inspiration?
😂😂😂😂😂
@@yousuckatcooking And pressure is how diamonds are made.
Lol😂😂😂
“I meditated earlier, so if I sound a lil more enlightened than usual, that’s why”
Mans just high af
Right
My first thought as soon as he finished that sentence
Did you not hear him he said hes enli- yeah he's just high.
I was looking for this
@@joshelliott1826 homie was talking about a bell pepper as a skating ramp lmao
the giggling over the pesto mess and the Single Green Pepper was SO cute... his dry voice is great but that was so nice
"Meditated earlier." He said. Psilocybin doesn't count as meditation, Marvin😂😂😲
whoops
Don't trip though, it happens man. Enlightenment is key for pizza pocket forging, how ya feeling about that shitty pun though?😂
Smoking a fat spliff counts as meditating.
Honestly pizza pants is the kind of shite my friends and I would overthink about while getting high on reefers in my bedroom
@@yousuckatcooking I think you meant to say medication
I use motor oil, and now my digestive system running much smoother now. Thanks.
no problem, great choice
👀
Uzaki Chan meme lol
Full synthetic or reg
@@lloydguerrero4505 both works.
I used motor oil and now the dough won’t stop yelling at me “I am speed”
I made this mistake too but u can solve it by putting it in the molecule slower downer but you have to eat it fast before it speeds up again
bruv
Speezza
I sometimes throw it at the wall and pretend it was is a toxic friend I used to have *cough cough *
Caitlyn
@@thebestdanjan fuvk caitlyn :)
I used to think there's something special in his voice but never could quite put my finger on it. It's something alien yet utterly familiar, something laid back yet focused.
Then I watched 1:41 and instantly knew. This is it.
Dude sounds baked af
Correction. He meditated. That's why he sounds more enlightened than usual.
A bong hit of enlightenment sounds pretty good right now.
@@Colorcrayons I'm sure he said "medicated".
I was searching in the comments if anyone actually realized he was baked lmao and I've only seen 2 comments so far
dude was filming himself making munchies. he’s soo baked in this 😂
I appreciate that this is even more chaotic and who really gives a shit than normal. It’s a nice touch for the holidays.
@@yousuckatcooking you suck at cooking bro
@@pakistanipussypunisher NO
@@pakistanipussypunisher FUCK NO
@@pakistanipussypunisher HELL FUCKING NO
oh this really nails the "it's been many months of a pandemic, and i'm losing my mind, but also i'm hungry, so might as well lose my mind in the kitchen" mood i've been in for the past month and a half. fantastic. i love you, man.
i like the pizza pants tho
It’s just like how you said, but it was also before the pandemic
He is high as a kite.
This is nothing new. He's always been like this.
2:50 " - shoutout to former catholics."
my sides reached terminal velocity
catholic guilt jokes are my favorite because they're true
@Theo Pouroumalis it's a joke about how people who were raised catholic tend to get a rush out of doing things that would usually have been considered 'wrong' during their upbringing
Current Catholic, still dying
Current Catholic and i could never tell what he was saying in this about it so I didn’t really hear it but I have bad experience with Catholic guilt jokes just from a very toxic relationship so be careful in using them but I believe this is all respectful so thanks and have a nice day 🙃
Italians when hearing peperoni: "oh nice he learned the Italian word of an ingredient"
..
Italians realizing he's actually talking about the sausage:
CONFUSED AGGRESSIVE HAND GESTURES
I just shrink my sense of belief with the simple phrase "they don't have bidet". It works.
Peperoni Is the Italian Word idk What pepperoni means sry i'm italian
@@cyanid7256 I gotchu
🤌🤌🤌
@@nikolehally9946 What even is a bidet for!?
Ysac laughing at his own jokes made this episode much funnier lmao
Yes I actually prefer this somewhat looser commentary than the frame perfect stuff he usually does.
@@termiguin1 i noticed this, he was more free with his speech in this video lol
@@adolfoortiz2128 he was really working out his drinking arm in this one
Definitely, his laugh is pretty contagious, like he can’t help it, which makes you laugh in return
honestly though, narration was top notch in this one
I really like how giggly he is in this episode.
yo tambien :D
I think he was drunker than usual this episode
he was high as fuck
He meditated.
i guarantee he is high on pesto sauce
"The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants."
Whoaaaaah.
Sometimes I wonder how high you have to be to do these video scripts :D
He did say that he meditated
"meditated"
He's actually having so much fun in this video and I can't get enough
"That's a zipper, you perverts"
I hadn't... Thought otherwise.
.same,,,
Unless
I had- I was really confused until he said it was a zipper-
Time?
@@agentdark5858 4:25
his energy is so chill and im here for it.
I'LL SHOW YOU CHILL!!
@@yousuckatcooking
Please do
@@yousuckatcooking u smel
@@yousuckatcooking welllll. you did meditate.
@@yousuckatcooking You already started watching Santa Clause 3 The Escape Clause this year?
I appreciate how enlightened you were in this video.
Let's do a skateboarder snack collab 😂
Lmao why r u here
FIRST TRYYYY
Braille?
“it’s wronger on more levels, which will increase the enjoyment. shoutout to former catholics” i am losing it
I don't get the joke
ya me neither
y’all it’s catholic guilt
i scrolled to this right as he said it ahaha
As someone who went to Catholic school from Pre-K to Grade 12, I also appreciated the joke
I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating but he just sounds happier than before, hope everything's going well for you bro
I thought the same
you can really hear and feel his smile throughout this video XD
pretty sure hes high
@@thespeedyyoshi that comment made me really happy :)
@@q3a2 god I love drugs
This might be your best video so far. Your laughter makes it better. More relatable because it seems like you are having fun. Thanks for the awesome videos. Keep up the amazing work!
When he said mix instead of wanglejangle:
*My whole life is a lie*
What is a mix?
@@TheGrimbler wangjangle but with a stupid name
I love how you left the rubber band in frame after shooting it. xD
Hi verified person
@@acoolegg1555 Hi egg
It's clearly an elastic. There is a slight but important difference.
I'm from Kazakhstan. Come and visit me, we will be friends, very simple recipes for cakes, salads and various sweets! I will be glad to see you.
Thats the one thing you like:/
I'm italian and i can confirm "Calzone" means "Calorie zone"
thank you that's all I wanted
💯
I'm not Italian but I don't speak Italian either.
I can confirm that ''Calzone'' means "Calorie zone"
So you're telling me that his majesty Ainz Ooal Gown-sama comes from my very same country? Such an honor
@@yousuckatcooking che cazz hai fatto
Friend: “eats calzone”
Also Him: blah why does this tastes like motor oil?!
Me: uh the video said that I could use vegetable or motor oil if you don’t have olive oil
Why does your friend know how motor oil tastes in the first place?
Have you cooked for him before?
@@dragoncurveenthusiast You don´t know how motor oil tastes?
This is the only channel on CZcams that i found at the early stage (~sub 50k), watched every single video and that keeps growing as it deserves
“Meditated” Yeah, that’s what I call it too
I can’t like it, it’s at 69
Lol
@@carrotbear9558 You just saved me from liking the comment
He must’ve meant medicated 😂
I am still mad at Game of Thrones.
Literally upset about game of thrones because I got reminded about how I'm mad at game thrones
Same
Always, forever
Me too!
Love your videos man
WELCOME TO ITALY: WE HAVE FLUIDS LEAKING EVERYWHERE.
Great slogan for tourism!
"You will leak too🙂"
Holy cow, dude. I literally started laughing out loud when you showed us the pizza pants. Thank you for making me laugh, it rarely happens
I'm genuinely very proud of this man. He probably made a video one day and posted it, not expecting to have a fanbase and a side career. Very proud of you!!!❤
pretty much
what you mean side career? I imagine he does this full time and just spends the rest of the time like being van wilder on campus or something. YSAC do you have real day job?
@@yay-cat I hope that this is actually the case. It becomes awkward in the late 30s though.
I'm waiting for the day when you will post episode 365 so that I can start a year long diet based on this channel's recipes
Remember that one day you will only drink some beer with green food colouring.
oh my god this is the best idea ever
That's a really good idea hold up-
Up Size Me.
you should start e few months ago. and possibly finish the same time
You sound happier, dude : ) Thanks for making me smile from hearing you smile!
honestly i have been watching your videos for like 2 years now and i am never disappointed
"That's a zipper, you perverts!!" - ahahahahah
Hahahhahahaha
I'm sure that totally unintentional.
I don't understand what else it's supposed to be. :thinking:
I thought the pizza pants were just a case of diphallia. 🥸
@@0ItsFeedingTime0 STOP. THINKING.
I absolutely adore how casual this video is, he's barely even like trying to do a bunch of jokes or anything he's just having a good time. I love it
Yeah this style is really fun
trans rights bb
@@AlbrechtAaron linzolles pfp
OH YEAH
@Geometry D yes
your laughter gives me life holy shit. the pure comfort of listening to this video is *chefs kiss*
This video has such a different vibe from all the others. So chill.
"The existence of pizza pockets implies the existence of pizza pants". But calzone already means pants in Italian.
No it doesn't, it means calorie zone!
Pantaloni?
@@user-zr6jm4ld9l pantaloni and calzoni are synonymous, there is really no difference between the two. Maybe calzoni is slightly more used in the south of Italy.
“Calzones” is underwear bikinis In mexico XD
huh 'kallsong' means men's underwear in Swedish. I suppose långkallsong would translate to elongated calzone.. ?
This is the first video where I've just said "Huh, he must have been really high when making this one" because of how unscripted it seems compared to the rest of the videos lmao
honestly that's really offensive. I was drunk
@@yousuckatcooking get more drunk more often then my man, hearing you giggle made my day
@@yousuckatcooking yeah I don't get why everybody thinks you're stoned. You clearly drink and film, with just the occasional reference to psychedelics.. duh 🙄
I love how the name of the channel and the intro is literally true for me 💕
That "the sound of music" reference was amazing. Thank you
You know what's strange? YSAC laughed giddily at his own joke. Now, this wouldn't be so strange on its own. Rare, but not strange. While YSAC is known for his emotionless presentation in most of his videos, a laugh on its own certainly wouldn't be considered "strange" by any means. But guess who else also recently laughed in one of their new videos? Casually Explained, who is also known to rarely laugh (or show any other emotions, for that matter) in his videos. Both are known for their similar humor style, voice, presentation, and have been theorized to be the same person for many years. Neither has ever made a face reveal and while they have collaborated on a video before, they have never appeared together.
This trend of Casually Explained and YSAC laughing heartily in their videos for the first time within 3 days of each other adds further strength to the theory that they are just one person running two channels. With all of the previous evidence from past years, a very strong theory can be predented. I rest my case. If this comment suddenly and mysteriously disappears, you know why.
The truth shall be revealed!
you strike me as a crack addict kinda guy
mad respect
i believe this is all howtobasics guy. If you looked at it that way, he has 3 channels in total.
@@divanosoba9658 But I'm HowToBasic...
@@sasdagreat8052 nO! I'm HowToBasic
wtf
"the only mistake i made was doubting myself"....and the turkeyroni
favorite line in this video
It’s not very often I subscribe after only watching just over 1 video from a channel but this guy is hilarious
the energy in this one is immaculate
“it’s wronger on more levels which will increase the enjoyment...shoutout to former Catholics”
made me spit out my coffee, i feel seen
this was the wisest crack of them all lol when he's on he's ON
As a not former Catholic, I need an explanation.
Let's just let it be
@@frogpaste dont look up the catholic church
@@frogpaste Try dating a former Catholic, sexual repression is real.
this feels so much more laid back than a normal ysac episode. I like it, it's really conversational rather than performative
There is like one other episode where he is also drunk off his ass and it's hilarious I forget which one.
@@CantEscapeFlorida the macaroni one i think?
I like the chuckling in this video unlike the absolute pure sarcasm in his other videos
Still love his videos
"That's the Italian word for calorie zone"
Except when you're in the Lo-Cal Calzone Zone...
Ahh yes, "Pesto, you are the besto". The only phrase to challenge "Hexagons are the bestagons"
We must combine the two into the fabled... Pestogon.
this comment... y e s
Hexagons are the bestagons
Ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well
Btw the hexagon video is from ccpgray
"That's a zipper you perverts." wise words from a wise man
I'm pervert I moaned "yes daddy I suck at cooking" I'm a disgusting human
I finally understand how degenerates are infiltrating the West.
I didn’t even know it was supposed to be pants before he mentioned the zipper 🗿
I love how you genuinely laugh at 3:18 about the italian masterpiece
Dude, I could watch you for hours. Funny as hell. Just started a cooking channel and have a lot to learn but this sh_t is entertaining!!
"Would a pizza pocket by any other shape not taste as delicious?"
mandems made a Shakespeare reference
Pimblokto, oh Pimblokto, wherefore art thou, Pimblokto?
@@genzhours9466 Not in the “here”
Man, you really sound like you're having a good time, and that's the best part of the video
I was just about to comment this! So yea, I wholeheartedly agree.
@@fableagain I did comment this, and definitely agree
In Turkey, we call this " Pitos" (which is the short version of pizza and toast)😂
this man really took the time to make an entire pair of pants out of pizza,this is what I call Dedication.
I'll remember not to commit a crime before trying this, thanks for the heads up
no problem
make 'em, eat them while comitting the crime, Boom no fingerprints
Hearing YSAC laugh and giggle is the highlight of my day. I love these unscripted moments.
okay but him just lightly laughing through the video made me so happy
0:43
Said *mix* instead of *wang jangle!*
Dude, that hurt me to my core
I was FOLLOWING the INSTRUCTIONS
Aww man now I have to forget this comment... I’m not wearing my silence proof eye piece
@@yousuckatcooking the instructions are wrong. The system is corrupt. Revolt
you don't wangjange dough balls... it makes the balls too tight... er, too glutinous. Go drink something, gawd!
I'm getting second hand enlightenment because of your enlightenedness today
oh good that stuff in contagious
@@yousuckatcooking I "meditated" before this video as well and totally got what you were saying man..
I am so happy u are back on my recommended
loved the more candid commentary with the laughs and stuff haha
"Some pepper, pepper, pepperoni"
coolest line i've heard in my life
I like how the craziest thing he’s probably ever cooked was just made for a little joke in the video. I love this man
ok but those pizza pants look delicious
ayy lemme eat your pizza pants 😘
made these with my mom and grandma today, thank you for the recipe, it was a blast! :)
So I've started waiting til I'm having a rough time to watch your vids (which doesn't take long) cuz they without doubt will have me beyond happy and laughing... It's 3am and thank you for being you.
As a stage/drama kid I hate you so much for putting that darn song back in my head
I hate myself
I would say preaching to the choir but I think that choir would be pretty big. But hey calzones and other other food for the crippling depression and stuff
My wife and I obnoxiously sing this song every time we use pesto. Or basil. Or anything vaguely Italian.
i love it so much
I might be the only one but this video almost felt non-scripted like an older era ysac video and it almost feels nostalgic. I personally love it.
this is your best video so far
Woah, he's showing emotion
I can really feel your universal energy and how enlightened you are today.
Namaste YSAC
Thank you Mason good vibrations to you
Obsessed with how he can keep a straight face whilst saying all this. Although, the times he does giggle are the best touch.
Overloading tacos and burritos resonated with me to my core. Every time.
The way you make these calzones is the same way I cook, chaotic but still taste good. Will have to try this at some point!
I love how much he laughs in this episode.
0:42 what is this word "mix" I he's clearly wangjangling it
Yeah what is mixing
mix is short for wangjangle but he needed to use the short version to keep the tempo of the song
@@awalnut1363 i don't like you
@@awalnut1363 This is why I like almonds better
The totally flat surprise and approval when the elastic band test kinda worked is so funny.
Thanks for the vid, tried it out today and it tastes delicious!
“Meditated” aka high as f***
“Imagine if you were a 1 mm skateboarder how cool this would be”
Wonder when we're gonna get the pot brownie episode
glad I'm not the only one that thought this lol the teeny skateboarder line got me. Haven't thought stuff like that since I was a kiddo
“It’s a zipper, you perverts” he says, as if he could hear my laughter from afar.
ive never heard him break character so much laughing at his own jokes and its honestly the best.
Perfect finish to a perfect series. DK up B is the best move in the game
I love how the whole time he’s trying to hold in a laugh
Fun fact: "calzone" actually means "pants" in Italian
I can't believe this is true
@@yousuckatcooking you have to *believe,* man
In Spanish it could mean Calzón which means underwear
@@yousuckatcooking it is
Oh my gosh my leader is here
That song get stuck IN MY head all the time 🎶🤣
I love this channel
"meditated" we all know why the undo was on 420 fundo
Not to be that guy... But why.?
@@annonamous 420 blaze it aka marijuana aka cannabis aka weed aka ganja aka the angiosperm of a beautiful plant
@@joaorichter9970 ohhh 😂😂
I'm from Kazakhstan. Come and visit me, we will be friends, very simple recipes for cakes, salads and various sweets! I will be glad to see you.
I love that he couldn't stop himself from laughing most of the video. He knew the level of perfection would unravel the existence of all mankind and just couldn't keep it in.
he was probably high as a kite
I will never stop watching your videos lol
YSAC laughing at his own jokes today really helped me be happy
🌹❤️
"We've got liquid leaking everywhere. It's wonderful." Yes, yes it is