Dragon Age: Inquisition - Funny Moments
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lots of funny moments from my dragon age inquisition playthrough.
Who else retreats from dragons to bring Iron Bull so that we don't hurt his feelings? He is the only character who is appropriately excited to fight them.
Sera also approves of dragon fighting
Every. Single. Time.
Always. 'Boss, I just want you to know....you're the best ❤'
Magus Mxviil I always have Ironbull on my side
I always take Iron Bull when I go to fight dragons! Just love how happy he gets.
"Did you just grab my....bottom?"
"I am a weak man"
omfg
By the creators my sides hurt from laughing
WRYYYYYYYY
(no real purpose, just to confuse everyone)
@@butitwasmedio
EVERYONE HIDE! HE'S GONNA DO A ZA WARUDO!
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou bro I'm him
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou yes
“How did you find Skyhold?”
“I looked.”
“Now you sound like Cole.”
This would make an *excellent* Mortal Kombat opening dialogue!
@@S117M4sterChief inquisitor, Warden, Hawke or any DAO, DA2 DAI character as a guest in MK would make my day. The Iron Bull would be the best
@@linkholder maybe for old mk. Modern mk just isnt that good. The main problem is story and continuity . They ruin their own characters and retcon em every 5 months.
@@vroiderantasYou ruined it.
@@StealthTheFoxz Lmao
Here I am, a grown-up man, giggling like a madman because a goat farted and then another goat got thrown at a wall.
Oh life is glorious.
Almost 4 years since this game came out and I never noticed that the first goat farted until I read your comment. This scene was already ridiculous.... now I am laughing all over again.
You weren't the only one that did
Haha yeah buddy I choked on my cone was funny as fuck
Also lil poop pellet comes out as well
WHAT omg now I’m a giggling fool
lol . never realized how many times the phrase "well...shit" gets uttered in this game.
That's wht it's the game's unofficial fan quote.
I've count it...
The Inquisitor said it 4 times through the game
Theirs literally a mission titled "Oh, Shit"
How do you think the players feel 99% of the time xD
Well.... shit.
"I was one of the foremost experts in the Kirkwall circl-"
"Shut. Up."
When the philosopher of the group doesn't think there is even the slightest merit to your words, best can it.
HOLY COW!!! Go Fen-Solas!!!
NeoDanomaru i see what you did there
nice
Plus he was from KIRKWALL- a place of competence and foresight clearly secure from blood mages and psycho Templars.
Violet Raven my thoughts exactly.
I love Varric's voice actor. "S-so we're saving the world through bullshit now?"
Quantari I meannn... We've all kinda just been doing that since Origins.
/Always choose the Sarcastic route. ALWAYS.
@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming I've played Origins and Inquisition but not DA2...but I have become convinced that saving the world through Bullshit is mandatory to be considered a hero in the Dragon Age series.
@@brennenmyers3367 Not gonna lie, Sacrastic Hawke in 2 is by far the best Sarcastic hero in DA games. You should look up the dialogue.
@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming I have an Xbox Live gold membership so I was able to get Dragon Age 2 for free today. So I will get to experience Sarcastic Hawke first hand.
@@brennenmyers3367 Yessss! You will LOVE it! It's still a very dark story. The dungeon maps are recycled(literally THE biggest complaint, kind of the only one lol), and Sarcastic Hawke is LIFE.
"If this is the afterlife the Chantry owes me an apology... this looks nothing like the Maker's bosom.."
TheScrawlMan i died hahahaha
🤣🤣
This is why I love sarcastic Hawke.
This is why Hawke is my favorite character
I don't like how serious/grumpy Hawke is no matter what their personality (compared to in DA2), but this line for purple Hawke is very in character.
"You have to admit, the old "fake your own death, travel through time, rescue your allies" trick is a classic." just might be my favourite line ever.
Yes!
I mean, that's what the Master does every time they're killed off in _Doctor Who_
I was scrolling through the comments randomly and stumbled upon this when that scene came
Your inquisitor's design fits so well with his snarky comments, I couldn't help but to laugh through the whole thing.
Same.
It's so perfect.
Yes, exactly. I think he did design him literally to that kinda person. Mine was the same but that was accidental xd.
he's very pretty.
To bad there is a limit at how you can customize him. Only few voices and looks. Wished there was more to it. I can spend hours working on the character... did that in the past in BDO though I dropped out of it before the punching dragonlady came out.
I like how Dorian constantly points out that the inquisitor is a walking slaughterhouse
"are you joking? I am surprised you didn't kill someone walking over here"
"Hey Solas, droopy ears says what?"
"ExCusE mE???" 😭
That was one of my favorites 😂
“Pfffft!”
“ExCusE mE??”
@@ozymandias192 technically it's *fart noises*
Anytime Solas says "excuse me" in that tone, I can't help but giggle.
Shepard: We'll Bang , Okay
Inquisitor: Well ....Shit
Pre Unique Well how else would you respond to that?
Made my day xD
A funny cross over
"It's Pink!"
"It's PRETTY"
9:55
One does not argue with great bull-like men I suppose.
Solas: "We have fought living men with loves and families, and all that they might have been is gone."
Iron Bull: "Ya, but they were assholes."
Lmao 😂😂😂, Favorite comment
My excuse for why I have to murder hobo everything lol
Reading this comment after Trespasser, looking at Solas: Suureeeee
You know your inquisitor is chaotic af when Sera keeps approving of you and Solas doesn't
Sera: Is this true Inquisitor? Do they fit in her underpants?
Inquisitor: A-
Cassandra: YOU WILL NOT ANSWER THAT
Inquisitor: *sadface*
Well she did reveal that she doesn't wear any...
Inquisitor: (Whispers) I'll tell you later.
@@CommisarHood Sera *smug face*
17:30 (just a time stamp, don’t mind me)
Little did she know he told Sera later in private cause he didn't want to be punched lol
People who make the games should be allowed to have fun in making the games.
Yes! From the designers to the voice actors! Be proud of what you make AND be able to laugh your butt off at times!
Even at the expense of the quality of the story or other aspects ?
@@magnaesca165 Of course not! A lot of times it adds to the quality. Exhibit A: Dragon Age Inquisition.
@@CaffeMochaAngel And Dragon age: Origins!
@@madhouse2594 Of course!
"If this is the afterlife the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker's bosom." Hsjkdhjasbdsjad
Ellie who says that in the nightmare? It’s Hawke’s armor but looks like Sebastian? Just a custom Hawke? I don’t know how many world states and playthroughs and I’ve never heard this line 😂
@@Poohzhunny you need a sarcastic Hawke.
Oh my god right as I read this he said it xD
Blackwall: It's pink.
Iron Bull: It's. Pretty.
LOL
And thays why i made hime a greaysword made with Dawnstone
9:59
I did that fot the same reason.
I have him in full pink armor and I didn’t even know he liked the color, that’s just perfect
"Well, shit," seems to be a good descriptor of all of the events of this game, DLC included.
Considering the minor crash+reboot i needed to mentally do after "The Descent" i think youve got a point... i was floored for a good 10 minutes there, without being able to think properly
Dragon age: Inquisition "Well, Shit"
supervegito2277 that shit was so annoying I was literally going in circles around the dude for a solid half hour
or just the dragon age trilogy in general
nope
I'm sorry but Solas geeking out about being in the Fade and Iron Bull saying "Oh yeah this must be a dream come true for your crazy ass" killed me LMAO!!
16:25 Cole mimicing the Inquisitor's accent is hilarious
So true, its fucking amazing.
He imitates Iron Bull too at one point and it’s funny and scary.
@@mayap_66 Makes me wish Sidney had imitated people in Grantchester, James Norton is surprisingly good at it.
"The inquisitor was hilarious."
Dwarven version: "Are all dwarves hilarious, or just Varric and you?".
nitehawk86 "the Inquisitor was a *funny* Qunari"
Pure Gamer Q Name one bioware character that funnier then hawke. Rhetorical question you can't.
Ryder.
deathrooster14 worm
"This conversation has taken a turn for the moronic." - Just gotta love Dorian, best character frickin' ever!! xJ
crilleedara I don’t know*... I love him, but he reminds me of Zevran a lot lol 😂
Sera's glee about Qunari women makes me want to start a female Qunari character just for the adorable romance potential
It actually has a strong impact on her romance. Almost all of the "Sera approves" options get increased returns if you're a female qunari (and some times dwarf), especially the romance options. And her introduction scene when youre a female qunari is changed a bit, not muhc, just a couple lines, but its still great.
@@trevorburke8660 Damn, and I had to make my first character a human...if I could switch my 1st character with my 2nd character...
Either way, I love Sera! I call her my little "Spitfire!" Iron Bull's kick-ass too! I'm going to try to get together with Blackwell my 3rd playthrough!
Do it. Three years later, do it.
sooo, you do it?
I've played as a female qunari mage every time I've played this game so far, and her reactions are pure gold
"Anything you want to share, Solas?"
Inquisitor quisiting the right question.
Exactly
Dragon Age: Inquisition summary: Well, Shit.
...you don´t say... XD
Cullen: here's the Herald, here to speak about our current situation with the whole "Elder One" situation
Herald: well... shit.
JolliRoger this conservation has turned to the moronic
@JolliRoger You know, they actually say it a few times in Dragon Age 2, as well. I think Varic says it the most.
Made even better by the fact there is literally a quest called Well, Shit
28:27 I love that one of the spiders is named "Ironically, Spiders."
How very Elcor of BioWare to make such a title!
I admit I paused for a while to see if my game's glitched.
“We discovered this man attacking. The building. With a.. goat” idk why that’s my favorite part
Perhaps the very fact he catapulted goats *AT* the building
15:11 I’ve always loved when Cassandra pushes the Inquisitor away, she’s just like “you absolute jackass” lmao
24:12 if you romance Iron Bull this one gets even better. He asks if he can borrow Cassandra's armor so that the Inquisitor could dress up as her one night while they're having sex. Cassandra says 'absolutely not' and Iron Bull offers to clean the armor after they're done with it. XD
lol
He asked her that? Ballsy. Did he forget how she knocked the winds out of him with a stick after the battle at Adamant Fortress? :D
Bull likes it rough, though, remember? ;)
Yeah, getting smacked around with a club like that is probably Qunari foreplay.
shotgunshells2 Well, he DID seem to feel a lot better after that ragegasm.
"her ladyship Mai Bhalsych of Korse"..........BWAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
marcuspassi I just got it when he said it aloud. xD
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5 YEARS OMF
STILL FUNNY. 11/10 Sweet Antraste's Tits. I miss/love Sera and her shenanigans.
Omg, I laughed so hard!
i always do a second playthrough of the good bioware games as a woman and it was always a bit weird...but Sera's romance alone made it so much better than my male playthrough, she may be my fav bioware companion
One of my fave lines is when Dorian yells 'I'm too pretty to die' mid fight
Ill never understand why people hate the companions talking to each other? Theres so many amazing lines.
okay that moment between Cassandra and your inquisitor where he is reciting something corny in a book and she playfully pushed him made me ship them so hard.
Well that is the scene literally just before they have sex.
Holy hell, I lowkey think about your Inquisitor and Cassandra a lot, I ship them so hard. Awesome job on the video, by the way!
thanks! that's so sweet :D this is my canon inquisitor so she's my canon plus my favorite romance and i ship them really hard too lol
LOL If you posted a video just on their entire romance I swear I would watch the shit out of it.
Funny thing is i was actually gonna upload that a couple months ago but i forgot about it lol
"No pants friday is a cause" *raises hand* I volunteer, Iron Bull!
Me to
I swear that's going to be my senior quote
Gabriela Torrellas an excellent quote indeed 👌
*HERE HERE!!!*
If he needs a cook, I am in too!
"I was one of the foremost experts in the Kirkwall circle-"
"Shut. Up."
Love the way Solas said that xD
Less funny and more sad and tragic
The more hilarious is the words "foremost experts in the Kirkwall Circle...". Yeah, expert in blood magic.
It's strange because I could swear whenever I do that quest Solas sounds differently saying it. Like quiet, curt and menacing.
@@user-yk9kh3xu5s Guess it depends on your friendship level?
@@fierytigergaming8112 I don't think I ever ended up on bad terms with him.
"So we're saving the world through bullshit now?" Yet another summary of this game in a nutshell 😂😂😂
Isn’t that the summary of the entire Dragon Age Saga?
Bioware games on the nutshell.
Oh man, the Inquisitor's lines in a british accent are just spectacular
Jay F-E British is perfect for sass :D
@@mduckernz It's perfect for everything.
Especially for sarcastic comments and the like, but don't underestimate the power of some very sexually charged British bantering.
Or adorable British collaboration.
Really, British anything is great.
@Fizz I mean everyone does wish America doesn't exist but saying that all of colonialism is bad is a stretch
@@Alucard-gt1zf I think Africa would disagree with you there friend
@@jessieg58 because turning tribal nomads into people who live in city's was so bad
Half of the fun comes from how good the voice acting is tbqh
Right? Female inqustiror’s voice is so serious its not that funny
"You're starting to not sound completely crazy" "I know, scary innit?"
Made my day
"Is this because i called you a Halla-rider? Those Halla are damn majestic beasts!"
"I see all that time on your own has given you a firm grip."
😏😏😏😏 you bet it has 😏😏😏
I did a double take when I heard that line in my own playthrough
Can't help but bust out laughing at that one
4:35 Sky Watchter: "Preposterous is what you wore to a bog Orlesian" LOL sick Burn
Sky Watcher needs a medal for that.
@@varric He ends up getting special awards if you send him on a diplomatic mission to stone-bear hold :P.
Hearing people roast Vivienne is my new religion.
Skywatcher slinging that rod for diplomacy.
"At this point you're making wine." XD
A moment of silence for the BioWare of days gone by. We shall not see the likes of them ever again.
And now their watch has ended.
In fairness, it ended well before this game. Some of us still have nightmares about DA2.
@@boru1982 Hey Sassy Hawke was an absolute treasure.
This moment was actually one reason why Sera is my least favorite party member. She literally kicked that guy to death for no reason.
@@DeltaSilver88 What? Harmond's a jackass. She has every reason to get mad at him. Didn't you even try to investigate?
This Inquisitor is so attractive I’d do a marathon in the Fade for some attention from him. Dayum.
Lol how did I not see this comment that's hilarious😂😂😂 and thanks :)
"It's pink." "It's pretty!"
It's PINK!
@@RevolverOcelot1 It's PRETTY!
@@loremasterdasmodeus8285 *_IT'S PINK_*
Anis BEng ITS! PRETTY!
I always tint the iron bulls armor pink.
It doesn't matter how many times I see it, or what mood I'm in, I giggle like a child when they show him "smacking my holdings" with goats.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAD DUTCHESS FLORIENNE'S SKULL SENTENCED TO _THEATER_
Thats pretty average really
I want my Magister license now.
*MWEHEHEHEHEEHRREHRHREHRHR*
Let's get this comment to the top! Its EPIC😂
I'm seriously crushing on your Inquisitor, he's so freaking beautiful and his gapped teeth are super cute!
aww thanks :) and yeah their one of my favorite things about him.
Please make a creation vid on your Inquisitor, he's literally the best elf I've ever seen.
He reminds me of Khalessis brother
im seriously crushing on you Jamie haha
smooth operator ^^^
Someone please make a "Well...shit" compilation
It’s pretty much a catchphrase in this game.
Or maybe a well shit shirt?
how i wish your inquisitor was in everyone's game. either as a brother or someone close to the inquisitor. hes so amazing XD
"Well...shit." that's it. That sums up the entire series.
no pants Friday is a cause
I'll die for that cause
I like the idea that the inquisitor has no idea what he/she's doing and is just making it up as they go along.
“Please tell me there’s more to your suspicion than ‘the elves were acting dodgy’.”
My playthrough with my Lavellan Mage girl in a nutshell xD
Cullen: _Did... did you just grab my bottom???_
Orlesian fella: *I'm a weak man*
I'M FUCKING DECEASED 💀💀
"The Inquisitor was hilarious."
I'd follow THIS Inquisitor.
"I'm a great boss. I'm a firm believer in no pants Fridays."
"I'd rather fight for a cause."
"no pants Fridays _is_ a cause!"
what the fuck is this game
This game is a lesson in *life* my friend lol. 😂
Art
Probably my favourite fantasy game ever tbh
Sera, Iron Bull and Dorian seem to be the funniest party going
If we could have another extra party member, I'd put in Varrick
Its team The Big Gayyy
My main party was actually Dorian, Varric and Iron Bull. The snark never ended.
Well...shit. My new response to everything
oh my g od is this real dialogue???? ur inquisitor's sass levels are off the charts
TheTARDISblue1 yes this is actual dialogue in the game
TheTARDISblue1 It's option 2. The "Sarcastic Route" of the beloved DA games. Sarcastic route is best route. ALWAYSSSS..
“At least let me finish my wine, because this-“
“~Because this is an excellent ghislain and I do not want it ruined~”
I LOVE COLE MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF
"May I bring an ensemble of fine cheeses for you can your guests?"
Cole: "I don't eat..."
"..."
4:35 That's a sick burn from an entirely unexpected source.
Well...shit...
+Killerica5 i wonder how many times that's a dialogue option.
As many times as Shepard in mass effect says "I should go"
Ya so Bull getting excited everytime you run into a Dragon makes me love the game more. Bull getting excited abput anything dangerous is refreshing. It makes immanent death more.....exciting.
2:46
"what are you going to offer in exchange?"
"Nothing at all. I'mma take your mages and leave."
Can't stop laughing to it🤣🤣🤣
Titsicles? oh sweet andraste thats brilliant! XD
I need to play this game!
DO IT!! :< It's the best! (there are even more funny moments, these are just a few of them)
So far my most favorite characters are iron bull dorian and sera there so funny!
Alone under the stars forever Same here! love them! actually i like them all...even Vivienne...a little bit. ^^ But its always hard to choose who your inquisitor should be dating. Cause Dorian is cute af but if Inky romances him, there will be no Adoribull :< aah...decisions are hard.
I just ordered the game I can't wait! He is adorable, Why not both? 😋
this game is awesome.. pity you cant romance all of them and have like a confrontation like a soap :D
7:03 when I got that conversation in my game I thought Solas was making that sound for a second.
The first time I got that conversation, I was looking through an ocularum. The whole thing echoed and I think I split a side
lol
"You killed my idiot son" Lmaooooo like he didn't even care
I'm a little upset you didn't include a moment during Josephine's romance.
You have a duel with lord otranto for her hand in marriage then she shows up
Josephine - Why do this?
Inquisitor - because I love you
Josephine - you... you do?
Otranto- He does!?
Thats from the dlc?
@Loven Tidus Shit, thanks, time to play again xd
That's not funny tho, that's romantic
@Loven Tidus
Doesn't matter that much tbh.
@Loven Tidus Woah calm down.
I'm really betting on Harding being on DA4, and Dorian with long hair and a full beard
if she's not i'm gonna lose it. She should definitely be a rogue companion if they go with the "3 companions of each class" thing.
Omfg he'd look AMAZING
I'm honestly hoping we get to help Dorian and Maevaris with their little "fixing the Magisterium" scheme.
Note to self: When the Iron Bull says something is pretty, its pretty. Even if its pink. :D
oh i love your inquisitor hahaha! Not just by the looks. but the hilarious and sarcastic attitude is cute
4 Years from now, and still come to this video for a good laugh lmao.
i kinda wish you're character was a companion would have been fun to have him along
So for the first time I get to see an actually hot AF male elf
XD bioware fucked it up elves are supposed to be the most beautiful race they made them ugly lol
Akasima 8 But thanks to mods, and CZcamsrs like fluffyninjalama, pretty player characters is possible.
@@starcrying6441 Zevran in Origins was gorgeous, though. In DA 2... Not so much.
This is Solas erasure
Not gonna lie, I'm kind of crushing on him lol
Bruh your character fits the sarcastic personality so perfectly
28:44
Never diss Cassandra when she's hitting you with a stick...NEVER.
"Now what was the point of that?"
-cockshot-
"0w!"
Hey, Winston, droopy-ears-says-what?
only me who cant watch sera kill harmond, at all? feel bad for him no matter what he's done. he's naughty, it's wonderful.
If your Inquisitor takes the Noble conversation option as a perk, you can take Harmond's lands for the Inquisition instead of killing him. Sera will approve of this since you've effectively knocked the noble down a notch.
TarotMage But then there wouldn't be any Bloodwine for the VICTORY BANQUET.
21:02 I love Cassandra's expression.
She *read* the book. She *knows* it's coming.
4:05 "so we're saving the world through bullshit now?" Best line all game.
I always come back to this series, From Origins to Inquisition, these games make me ugly cry and laugh so hard I cry. Dragon Age will always be my favorite game to just run back to
iron bull is right no pants fridays is definitely a cause worth fighting for.
"This conversation has just taken a turn for the moronic."
Just described the internet.
"I'll keep the main host of demons occupied for as long as we can."
"There's a worrying lack of specificity there, commander."
"There are more of them than I was hoping Inquisitor!"
"...you don't say."
Holy shit your Inquisitor is such a cutie.
"So we're saving the world through bullshit now?" Varric Tethras, everybody!
I'm obsessed with your inquisitor! I love the gapped teeth (tooth?). Absolutely love him. I've seen these videos so much I memorized the sequence of the dialogues!
I just spent 30min trying to find this video as I've watched it a while ago and starting a new walkthrough again and reminded myself of how much I ADORE the design of your Inquisitor. Chefs kiss. I'd smooch. 10/10.
The editing and sense of timing is outstanding!
That Avvar just made me love him even more after dropping the mic on Vivienne.
24:37 Inquisi-butt? Sorry, missed opportunity there Bull. Coulda said "Inquisitush."
"preposterous superstition"
"preposterous is what you wore to the bog orlessian"
OH GOD
The best is when Sera is trying to guess the color of Cassandra's undies, and Iron Bull getting turned on when Cassandra shield bashes and almost cuts the guy in half, lol.
Sera: "Hey Solas, droopy ears says what"
Solas" Excuse me.?" Tell me why I snorted AND WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED SERA AT THE BALL