A Rogue Trader's Diplomacy (Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader comic dub)
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- čas přidán 29. 02. 2024
- Diplomacy 101: Establish a commonality shared between the two parties and exploit it for your profit. Remember, your wealth can come at the expense of others!
Comic was drawn and permission to dub was given by Milleart: www.tumblr.com/milleart
Voices Used:
Abelard & Marazhai - Myself
Rogue Trader & Argenta - @StellarTheDutchie
#wh40k #roguetrader #comic - Komedie
And the funny thing is that we are still not considered heretics and traitors. Being a rogue trader is awesome.
Well I feel like being a rogue trader can be labeled as wild card or eccentric.
I have an entire wall that essentially says I can do whatever I want! Oh ho ho ho!
@@Kyla-StormhazardNot reaally though. Going iconoclast (being a decent ruler) is enough to make Imperium send an expedition through big ass warp storm to obliterate you
@@MoraCat666
Yeah, everything is good as long as you don't do a better job than they do.
@@MoraCat666to be fair going iconoclast does backfire alot, arguably it gets more people killed than being a bloodthirsty zealot
Guardsman: mmmmm...
Space marine: what troubles you friend? Does our temporary alliance with the xenos offend your sensibilities?
Guardsman: I'm fine with that... fought along side taus and even necrons that one time... it's just that...
Space marine: the sister of battle and the drukhari get along to well in combat?
Guardsman: yes... and having to sadistic murder hobos encouraging each other is never good.
Space marine: even i concurr, send a message to some friends and choice allies, we will have to keep tabs on them to ensure they arent doing something we will likely have to deal with in the future
Guardsman: as you wish mi'lord
@@yeenbaby2891 meanwhile out of their line of sight
Drukharii Raider: Dude we should totally get the rest of my gang in on this they'd love a murderfest like this
Sister of battle: Ooooh I'll go message my convent!
*The unfortunate Tau colony about to get absolutely decimated: Haaha, we're in danger.*
@@LordOfGilneas Inquisitor: Hold it right there you two! No massacring xenos for fun here... we have chaos cults to clean up yet remember?
@@LordOfGilneasSisters of Battles would rather attack a colony of Tau rather than Drukkaris ?
@@efaristi9737 Tau automatically reject the Emperor for the Greater Good. Drukhari, although Evil, are still Eldar and as thus hold the Emperor to high esteem because they are aware of his nature as protector of humanity. As thus between the two the Sisters of Battle would kill the Tau first. Also the Tau use Abominable Intelligences.
I love the detail of the Rouge Trader preparing to roast a marshmallow on the pyre.
Also the way Abelard just looks completely done with everything.
His face say just how absolutely doen with everything he is.
He doesn't get paid enough to introduce *that*.
Sister of Battle: You had me at heretic.
Druhkari: You had me at murder.
Accurate, and the sisters really should look at this situation and take the hint.
This IS the Ecclesiarchy we're talking about here, self-reflection isn't really an Imperium sorta thing at the best of times and the Ecclesiarchy is basically Imperium +
@@gratuitouslurking8610 It was founded, effectively, by Lorgar and he was so self deluded that it was almost his primarch power.
@@Historyfrek4ever well to be fair he did try to tell people that the emperor doesn’t want to be worshiped and then they mocked him so he shot them also combined the fact that even before the Horus heresy, he wasn’t 100% up there in the head and he was easily manipulated. Yeah that’s just a recipe for disaster.
@@gratuitouslurking8610 A lot of the AdMech characters in Rogue Trader have surprisingly well-thought-out positions.
That's about as smart as having a Blood Angel on your team and during a battle you point at the enemy and yell "LOOK, IT'S HORUS!!!!!!!!!!!".
Can't like this because likes are at 69
I can’t fix Maz, Druhkarin are just broken as a civilisation. But I CAN direct his sadistic ass in another direction, which is just as good.
I can't fix him, but I can make him worse!
He's hot, why fix?
We can make someone else's problem which works out alright.
like a good mom she gives her kids the best toys 😅
I love this aristocratic mom energy I’m getting from this Rouge Trader.
Most moms know that the best way to handle a bad child is to direct their bad tendencies into doing something that generates a positive result.
As a player of both a sororitas army and drukhari army this is my new head canon now.
Wow, the Imperium has so much in common with the
the what ?
Bro, the what.
The what? THE WHAT BRO? *TELL US!*
Bro really got life cancelled by the inquisition halfway through his comment kek.
@@theonlytnargmattyeah, now we have to do like a TS and uncover the message 😅
Ulfar sitting sadly in the corner : They never invite me for some fun and recreational activities... T-T
To be fair if he showed up the fun would be over to soon.
Argenta wakes up after a long fun massacre with Marazhai: *Internally* “I sense something nearby.” *opens eyes* “Wait, I recognize tha smug aura anywhere…” *looks at the side*
Marazhai completely clotheless like her: *smug* “Helllooo.”
Argenta: “By the Emperor, tell me we didn’t go it.”
Marazhai: “Define “it” because we’ve done a lot together.”
A WH40K rom-com. Ryan Reynolds as Marazhai and Scarlett Emily Blunt as Argenta. Stanley Tucci as Abelard. Would totally watch.
sanest way to put differences aside in WH 40k be like:
0:29 Why and HOW did they give Marazhai (a DRUKHARI) such an adorable look of joy?! This is seriously screwing with my moral compass!
And the dark eldar guy will also stop calling you a slur
This is lore accurate because if their is the imperium and Drukhari both excel at, it’s solving problems at other peoples expense.
0:29
The best waifu maniac in Warhammer 40k, and Argenta.
Rogue Trader have maniacs for all tastes... hehe
Abelard realizing that he miiiiiggghhhht be working for the bad guys.
You can trust us, the DARK Eldar.
NO SUN!
Nothing better then finding some common ground...over someone else's expanse.
Exactly how I imagined her voice when I first read this comic xd
2 murder mommies on 1 team? How do I join?
By going to the nearest maximum security psychiatric ward. 😅
Good job 👏🏼 They get along just fine don’t they? 😂
“My ears are ringing”
Being Ork or own your own Rogue Trader is the greatest choice in 40K. Or you can be born in Ultarmar.
Remember, Good times ryhmes with war crimes.
Stolen.
VIOLENCE WAS CHOSEN!🤣
See, they get along famously. Granted, Yrliet’s started drinking, but…
this just goes to show that any two people in 40k can hit it off if given the right form of enrichment
fine i will get rouge trader
Wait is this why I ship Sister of Battle with Durkari !!😮😮😮
Beautiful work as always!
Inquisitor Mordecai Toth wants to have a private conversation with the captain of the ship
poor old Abelard: Still would put himself in harms way because these are the companions that the Lord decided to have and will protect them if needed
Abelard and Obyron would get along. They both have ridiculous masters.
"My mood kindred!"
@@beastalchemistVA MOOOD KINDRED. Cries for ultra support.
Argenta is the undisputed best girl. She warms the Koronus Expanse in many ways.
Cassia is best girl, Argenta is a close second
@@fishsteakyelk341 Cassia is amazing as well, both of them are permanent fixtures in my team. But there's just somethimg special about Argenta's concurrent flamer-crazy and mother theresa attitudes. This is probably how leftists feel about Karlach in BG3.
The world would be a better place if we had more Argentas.
@@Nerthos More….crazed xenophobic zealots? I like Argenta but no one NO ONE compares to Cassia SHE IS THE 40k DISNEY PRINCESS AND SHE IS REALLY CUTE!
@@fishsteakyelk341 Lets be fair: crazy xenophobic zealots>disney
Cassia is very cute and her romance path is 10/10, but I would marry someone like Argenta in half a heartbeat. She'll purge your annoying neighbour with a flamethrower on the way back from volunteering at the kitten shelter and then make dinner, and her idea of a perfect date is blowing up an opposing cult to recover a floor tile that some saint once stepped on. She's also unfazed by danger or hardship, which is a great bonus. Can't beat that, even considering Cassia's great romance.
mostly with a heavy flamer and a burning hatred for xenos,mutants and heretics... 😂😂😂
brilliant ^^
You know what they say, friends who murder together stay together.
I wouldn't trust a drukhari to bring me a glass of water
"Did you spit in this?"
"No."
*sips*
"I blew air into it."
He didn't spit? Disappointed@@beastalchemistVA
@@beastalchemistVA “I just touched myself before I got you your water, and then rub my hands all over the glass”
you know what knowing how down bad some of the community is they would probably drink the entire glass and ask for a second one
I was really hopin it would be a 40k themed cover of good times by sammy j and randy, but this works too
Kinda surprise the druchari is loved alot not that I hate him but first play trough as puritan feelt hard to keep him alive after he literally harasses us and kill tortured our people idk didn’t feel in lore to have him in some sense forgiven but idk haven’t played with him
Owie ow time!
Best team ever 🤣🤣🤣
Mom and her two worst kids
Recently started playing. Stopped because of that thrice damned Heretic Astarte
He's hot
hahahahaha funny
This british... 😂
As someone who has a VERY VERY small 40k knowledge, should I play this game?
Yes.
I'm looking at making a group of Sororitas fall to Slaanesh