Metal Maidens Black Christmas

Tune in for a one-of-a-kind holiday event as Abysmal Womb takes over the airwaves for a Metal Monday like no other. Dubbed as "Black Metal Christmas," this special takeover is set to subvert the festive cheer with the band's signature underground sound. Leading the sonic rebellion are the enigmatic Metal Maidens, who, as your "hosts" (nay, hostages), will guide you through a night laden with the heaviest and most harrowing black metal tracks.
These sirens of steel along with our assailants for the evening, Abysmal Womb, have curated a playlist to rattle your bones and jingle your bells in the most unconventional way. Expect to hear guttural growls, shredding guitars, and thundering drums as the spirit of metal courses through the ether. Forget the traditional carols; these yuletide anthems are for those who like their eggnog spiked with a shot of pure black metal.
So, slip into your blackest attire, turn the volume to eleven, and prepare to have your silent night shattered. Welcome to "Black Metal Christmas on Metal Mondays" with "Abysmal Womb" and the iconic Metal Maidens-where the halls are decked with spikes and leather, and the only thing red are these fiery red-hot hostesses’, Lily Kinx and Methylene Blue.
Hoe Hoe Hoe-get ready for a heavy metal holiday you won't soon forget!
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