This is how I convince myself not to buy things, but to also justify buying something better quality and more expensive later. "Remember, you didn't buy that $20 shirt, or those $5 slippers, or that _______. Yeah. So $120 shoes is totally worth it. I've been saving for this."
"How a dare you think I cough Stevens Dad would replace Steven. I He already tried Stephanie, 7, Steeve, Bitween, and steep fried for a dallah! Casualty insurance gave me 100% off for not one hundred failyas but a dna clon.. cough Grand failya. I still owe Uncle Wong Wii 10 cents. Do you not know how much the 10 is? The 10! Is not your 1 mile Excalibur. Not high. *High!* More than 10! Life a times to gather and seasons long ta masta. Not knowing this is a equivalent ta not know ta wae. Ta not know ta wae is failya. And ta be a failya is Emotional Damage. You may fix me cough Stevens Dads food now. You will be by accident massage his feet too."-Not Stevens Dad
@@godkillerultravegito2215 Because they agree that it's funny...? It's pretty simple. What I don't understand is why people get offended by it and the format of the comments. I mean, this is a comment in the comments section on a youtube short, it doesn't matter in any capacity in any one's life.
Steven's dad is my spirit animal. I was cleaning out my purse and found coupons for a store that went out of sale months ago. I kept them. You never know...
@@johnleenelram9500i mean.. If this guy want to resell it, it's a good deal. But then again, need to know the price BEFORE the sale. Some sellers be like raising the price and then put a fake sale 😅
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When you’re Steven’s dad and anything is on sale, you always buy 5.
Then resell all for 3x the price you pay for it. Hahahaha
W
Hi5
I buy 100 if it’s chili dogs
@Sonic The Hedgehog [Boom] As expected from Sonic 💀
"I will smell like a bargain" 😂
😂
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only in asia could that be a compliment.
That's why I liked this video 🤣
Now we know why mom has soo many slippers😂
"Buy 5"
We’re all ignoring the fact they got an ODD number of slippers? Like bud, who tf in your family wearin five slippers. I understand 4 or 6 but why 5?
@@desmondcooley1777it's 5 pairs
@@desmondcooley1777 one for throwing it like a frickin boomerang when your kid runs from you-
@@desmondcooley1777targeting missile slipper go br
@@desmondcooley1777they're talking about pairs.
Steven’s Dad almost lost his endorsement gig. Saved it at the last minute.
Let’s call it like it is - CCP is watching
Endorsement? He's the founder/owner/CEO!
@@micahphilson True.
I have the power
@@micahphilsonThat makes it more funny!😂😂😂😂
“Oh look earth is 50% off”
Asian dad: *”BUY FIVE”*
Damm...
Those asians are rich! 😂
@@justthink1616 I wish I could be that rich
@@Number1HuTaoMain Oh well. Not enough nepotism
why buy 5 when you can buy 100
@@Superlizardy36 earth is out of stock
“I will smell like a bargain” fuck that one’s funny. 😂
735 likes and no commnets...lemme fix that 🛠
@@chxihiro Bro like stop it
2.4k likes and only 2 comments wait I'll fix it
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2.5k likes and only 4 comments wait let me fix that
The character arc on Beijing corn is one of a kind 😂😂
Haha no one wants to comment! 🇨🇳🇨🇳😱😨🙀
Wait, tere's only one dumbass in your replies?
Yeah, that's not gonna change, but I'm here now, so that's gotta count for something.
CCP is watching
"Get it for your sister"
The son realising his real night outs.☠️☠️
HAHAH
“I don’t have a sister”
“…”
“Buy 5, they 70% off.”
,,I don't have a sister "
,,I brother that thinks he is a girl" 💀
Then get a sister
50% off
@@justthink1616 that's called being trans and that's fine
@@Joraed1 its a joke man, don't be toxic
@@Joraed1 no trans ppl going to hell it ain't fine
“i don’t have a sister”
“you will in 9 months”
no, too far bro
He'd have 5 of em
Ya bro
no, too far bro
agree guys
If it's 20% off and you buy five, you're getting 100% off. Asian math ftw.
“I will smell like a bargain!” 😂
"But if you don't buy it, it's 100% off."
Thanks for the reminder
100% off?! Buy Five!
This is how I convince myself not to buy things, but to also justify buying something better quality and more expensive later. "Remember, you didn't buy that $20 shirt, or those $5 slippers, or that _______. Yeah. So $120 shoes is totally worth it. I've been saving for this."
Buy 1000
Steven 's dad might buy 10 instead of 5
“Can I get a PS5? It 20$ off?”
“Buy 5”
@GAMMER BOSS duh
Hack the system
Never let them know the real price
20% off multiply by 5 🤔
@@kelnote2692$20*
Dude doesn't realize the slippers are for whooping his ass
lol
😅😂😂
Best perfume ad ever 'Smell like a bargain 'Essence of Failure '
Good thing Steven's dad bought 5 slippers, they will be really useful to tortur- educate Steven.
Yep 😂
Sure 😂 😭
He can send him to Jesus 10x.
He should ask steven to get them:
“Can yah get 5 slippah?”
Then steven in store:
“Wait, does he want 5 pairs or 5 slippers?”
@@learninggodotwhat steven thinks:" if i buy 5 slippers instead of 5 pairs im going to get slapped less"
so we know steven's dad is actually a millionaire
He's the face of Beijing corn man is multi trillionaire
Buy 5
He is Beijing Corn himself
Of course he is,he said his leg started doing business while he went to school with the other one
Or he’s severely in debt
Bro ultimately cracked the code for ps5 😂😂😂
@Scthe6140 ...... U are totally right 🤣🤣🤣
And he was accurate about *maybe* getting $20 at the most. No big bargins.
“It’s 20 dollars off…” “buy 5” 😂🤣🤣
I wouldnt be surprised if there was a child on sale for 50% off and Stevens dad bought the child to replace Steven 😂💀
He would buy five
@@Simiae failure rate is five times more. Five times more emotional daaamage
@@asdbanz316 Steven he be like: "That right there, is emotional damage"
"How a dare you think I cough Stevens Dad would replace Steven.
I He already tried Stephanie, 7, Steeve, Bitween, and steep fried for a dallah!
Casualty insurance gave me 100% off for not one hundred failyas but a dna clon.. cough Grand failya.
I still owe Uncle Wong Wii 10 cents.
Do you not know how much the 10 is? The 10! Is not your 1 mile Excalibur. Not high. *High!* More than 10! Life a times to gather and seasons long ta masta.
Not knowing this is a equivalent ta not know ta wae. Ta not know ta wae is failya. And ta be a failya is Emotional Damage.
You may fix me cough Stevens Dads food now. You will be by accident massage his feet too."-Not Stevens Dad
I thought someone paid Steven's dad to take Steven.
“Don’t buy Beijing corn Beijing corn taste like sh- sugar”
I died laughing
Suddenly see the camera
The facial expressions was everything 🤣🤣🤣
Beijing corn best corn
Same
the beijing corn bits are some of the funniest shit ever to me
"Free when i bought 5 rice cookers"💀💀💀
Use them rice cookers!
"Buy low, sell high." Garage sale two weeks later.
Bro had to turn his statement about Beijing Corn around real quick, since he is the face of it after all lol
That was what i was thinking
What was it about
@@inkbold8511 he said, “don’t buy Beijing corn lah. Beijing corn taste like shhhhh- Sugar, delicious corn. Beijing Corn best corn”
Gotta keep your score up!
i thought you died
He’s the face of Beijing corn, that “shit” turned to “sugar” real quick.
He changed that real quick💀💀
@@strawberystar ikr 💀
@AADITYA SODEJA I agree
What do you mean? He said "sugar"🤔
No one said shit, sshhhh🤫
Considering it’s Black Friday today, this is so accurate 😂
When he said 5 slippers, I thought he ment 5 individual slippers 💀💀💀
"Beijing corn taste like shhhhh-"
*Questioning his existence*
More like the CCP questioning his existence.
Ccp was this close to cutting him off the grid
No he is the face of Beijing corn and he was about to insult it.
he was about to lose sale privileges from the lost social credit score
he's gonna become uncle roger if he continued that word
His Dad looking at him after he said "They're 50% off."
The face of "For once, you are not failure. You understand."
Finally proud of his son
No one like! It’s at 911!
Edit: dang… it passed 911…
As much as I may like more likes, I agree with this sentiment. My comment is an emergency.@@TheXeno68
Finally 😌
He was also not a failure when he got 50% Off in Panda Express, he was famous lah!
Steven: Dad, Bejing Corn is 1% off
*silence*
Steven's Dad: Buy their entire stock
We all know Steven's dad's gonna sell the other 4 consoles like a scalper.
“Dog biscuits 70% off”
“We don’t have a dog”
“Didn’t you hear me? 70. Percent. OFF.
111 likes and no comments lemme fix that
116 likes and no comments lemme fix that
Oh fuck no I'm out before this chain starts
Period.
Yeah, that's what was on the video, we all saw it.
“i dont have a sister”
steven’s dad:oh fuck its the other family that has a daughter
Damn that's fucked up but good
Oh HELL NAW MAN
Or maybe it’s for the mother?
Timmy's mother has a daughter that's why Steven's dad wants to buy
He's a real family man
“How many sandals does she need”
So true 😭😭😭😭
“I will smell like a bargain” 😂😂😂
“Don’t buy Beijing Corn, lah! Beijing Corn taste like sh….
Sugar. Delicious corn. Beijing Corn.”
*That part cracked me up* 😂
clearly he know some stuff and have some spicy life experience, good 😂
Definition of a bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
Thanks, i didn't know what it meant and I was lazy to go search 😭
The CCP stopped Steven's Dad from saying that Beijing Corn is shit.
Yes.
Uhh, no? I think you’re thinking about another word because bargain has 3 definitions and none of them match that.
@@Bruhbruh-on3ms And you've missed the joke entirely.
"I don't have sister"
"We will make new one"
"I will smell like a bargain" got me rolling 😂😂😂
“Hallo Rolex I’d like to report problem why you don’t have sale??”
Best quote ever
Apple: Am I a Joke to You?
He had me at ''I will smell like a bargain!" LMAO!🤣
1.4k likes, no comments? Lemme just fix that🔧🔨
1.4k likes and only one comment? Lemme fix that.🛠
1.4 likes, only 2 comments? Lemme fix that.🛠
1.4k likes, 3 comments? Lemme fix that🔧🔨
Man, They should have hired steven's dad for a blackfriday commercial
“How many times did you watch this?”
Me: “Yes”
Bro "I will smell like a bargain " Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Why do people get so many likes after just saying something from a video and saying it's so funny or something?
@@godkillerultravegito2215 Because they agree that it's funny...? It's pretty simple. What I don't understand is why people get offended by it and the format of the comments. I mean, this is a comment in the comments section on a youtube short, it doesn't matter in any capacity in any one's life.
@@godkillerultravegito2215 personally its nice to know other people are laughing at the same parts that i am
“…I will smell like a *BARGAIN.* ”
439 likes no comments lemme fix that
480 likes and no comments imma fix that
Keep the chain going or else 👹🩴
491 likes 2 comments lemme fix that
528 likes 4 comments lemme fix that
600 likes, 4 comments? Imma fix that 😄👍
Steven: Failures on sale, 70% discount!
Steven’s dad: I already have one.
“It’s $20 off😬”
“😐buy 5”
Steven's dad is the reason for the PS5 shortage!
Steven seriously needs to sell corn products and call it Beijing corn or at least make merch with Beijing corn on it Id buy it
@OwO I was about to, but whatever you say
@OwO Fatherless figure detected
You can buy 5 for it
@@daredevil9820 what the hell is a father less of figure?
“I will smell like a bargain”
*wise words to live by*
Steven: I don’t have a sister
Stevens dad: WE’LL MAKE ONE 😃
"success comes at a price but failure is free"
Steven's Dad
150 likes no comments? I'm here to fix that
I like when Steven’s dad adds “lah” to his phrases to add emphasis lol
bro I literally wiped my screen with my finger because of your profile pic 😭
@@spookypotato1870 i did the same😂
It's a very common filler/emphasis word in Malaysia where Steven's dad is from :)
Steven's dad: I will smell like a bargain
Me: cheap?
"I don't have a sister"
"Not yet"
This guys comedy timing is better than anything on SNL in 15yrs.
Idk, kinda liked weekend report
Fr
@@alpharoam15chris51 me too weekend update and don't destroy
Agreed. Love his stuff
come on... let's not go crazy, he is funny but you can't make that comparison, SNL are pretty awesome
Steven dad almost roasted his own company.😂
Dad, can we buy a buggati?
It's 1% off
Steven:buy 5
Steven's dad:"Dog biscuit 70%off"
Steven:"We dont have a dog"
Steven's dad:"Its for u"
“Don’t buy bejin corn taste like sh-…….”
Yeah didn’t want to go out of business huh 🙄
Is the corn real or a meme product?
@@thewhitewolf58 I have no idea honestly 🤷🏻♂️
he about to slip, but recovers anyway xD
👀
@@thewhitewolf58 "good corn. You can taste the failure"
this is literally my mom, she genuinely buys stuff we dont need just cause its on sale 😭
Is ur mum a couponer ot something?
But it's on sale! It's a bargain! What if you need it later and you'd have to pay full price then?!
When he said I don't have a sister
Thought his dad was gonna say we make one 😂
Nobody
Steven's Dad : Buys 5 rice cooker for a guitar
"I will smell like a bargain" 🤣
“Now we know why your mom has so many slippers”
*5 seconds later*
“Buy 5.”
"I dont have a sister" "ITS OKA We buy one la!"
Buy 5 ps5’s said no Asian dad ever
Of course there are.
Why do you think the PS5 is always out of stock?
70% discount, is time to buy.
You can sell them for profit la if the discounts big enough
He should report a problem to Rolex corporate office! “How come no sale?!”
Steven's mum gonna be balling with her 5 slippers, with one on each ps5 so she can never lose them again
The moment he realised it's his own product he's taking shit about XD.
“Oh look, the state Ohio is $0.01 off”
“Buy 5.”
Yes
You have a sense of humor of a teenager who giggles at dick pics on reddit and say “yo mama” jokes to your friends.
Yes
Dang props to the U.S for paying us 1 cent to buy Ohio 5 times
Seems you'll really save money in the long run
As long as it's on sale, buy it! Doesn't matter if you're ever going to use it :)
Also hilarious video, I love how Steven's dad has bought so many useless things already
Not only should you buy it, you should buy 5!
Idk who is stereotypically cheaper, Asians or Jews
“But we don’t even have a dog-“
-Well good sir looks like it’s time to get that too 😂
Bro became best dad off the year😂😂😂
Steven's dad is my spirit animal. I was cleaning out my purse and found coupons for a store that went out of sale months ago. I kept them. You never know...
When you will buy 5
“I will smell like a bargain”
I died laughing
plot twist: Steven was the sister all along
For a brief moment, in that man's eyes, I saw the economic comparison of getting those dresses versus the cost of making a new daughter.
"We get for your sistah"
"I don't have a sister"
"[face that says "wait what? Then who is..."]"
Exactly
"You've have a Black Friday?"
"We have Asian Mondays."
"WAHT DA HAIL?!?"
Lol
What the hail?
WAIT AWITAIT
naw white mondays
I was ur 1K like
Bugatti Chiron is going 20$ off
Steven's dad:Buy 5
Steven’s Dad When It’s Amazon Prime Day:70% Off
As someone with an Asian partner. I can relate.
Walk past a packet of instant noodles at 50% off, you leave with 3 cartons.
*CARTONS?!*
the ps5 discount actually worked lol
Ok, ok, he got me with that "buy 5" at the end 😂🤣
Steven: "It's just $20 off"
Dad:" buy 5"
That confused look after Steven told him he didn’t have a sister 😂😂
Like another comment said, the correct response is "You will in nine months"😅
This is one of the rare moments I want to be fathered by Steven's Dad... 😂😂😂
Same
🤨
"i will smell like a bargain"😂😂
the poor cashier Steven's dad yellin why no 70% of on rice cooker
So apparently an Asian son’s emotional damage finally goes away on Black Friday
"Didn't you hear me, 70% OFF."
bro just quoted a random line in the video and actually got likes 😂 its like we didnt watch the video 😂
Bro that PS5 tactic was really 🔥
The pause and emotionless face to just buy 5 is so perfectly cut lol😂😂😂😂
Bro just pays 5 freakin ps5 because their are 20 dollars off he is in a another level 💀💀
hey its better than double MSRP 😂
Then he sell 4 for 200% markup 😂
20 dollars of ps5
Asian dad: ‘’buy five’’ 😂
Had me dying
Edit: yall why didn’t I notice the likes
PS5. Is like 1k dollars and only 20$ off
98 for 1 ps5 then. Thats a bargian!
@@johnleenelram9500it's 400-500 not 1k
@@johnleenelram9500i mean.. If this guy want to resell it, it's a good deal.
But then again, need to know the price BEFORE the sale. Some sellers be like raising the price and then put a fake sale 😅
@@johnleenelram9500where do you live that makes the ps5 1k?
The “Beijing corn tasteuh l-eye-k shugaaar” delivery killed me 🤣
"I don't have a sister"
Steven's Dad = "Dont worry Me and your Mom will make one"
"I will smell like a bargain"
This had me dying.