The Situation's Prison Commissary Survival Guide - Mike the Situation's Prison Stories
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2020
- Did you know there was a store in prison? Mike the Situation explains his favorite items to order in commissary in this episode of Prison Stories. Eight months in a federal correctional facility will change a man, but even in prison you can't take away BDS's cheat days.
Turns out that bringing a bit of cash to prison is one of the smarter things you can do if you find yourself being sent to the big house - but the smartest thing you can do is make sure you never end up there in the first place.
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Talk about a complete 180 from 10 years ago especially after watching last nights episode trying to uplift Jenni. “Smooth sea doesn’t make a skilled sailor!”
"If you never got booed did you really make it in life?" I felt that one!
Facts
Mike: "I took 3 showers a day"
Also Mike: "My skin kept getting so dry"
He took 3 showers a day because he was the new meat on his block 😂
@@ivy_caine5302 he was a shower shark
He really sounds grown up. He seems like a good person, impressed.
He has always been a good hearted person
Drugs can really change a person! I went through it too but I’m happy for The Sitch!
Thanki
Commissary items don't seem like much to people on the outside world but whenever you have everything taken away from you, you grow a new appreciation for what you can get. Little packs of mayonnaise [or in your case, face moisturizer 😂] etc...can go a long way! What that being said, we should take nothing in this life for granted! No matter how simple or small an item is, it can always be valued!
Such a great mindset and outlook! 🙌🏼💗
Big facts Ashley
Well Said.
@MMAorNada what do you mean?
Soo true.
Mike had it good in prison. Most people don't have family members sending them hundreds every month.
Exactly
He could only spend $360 / month
@@briantoal8872 that's not true though people burn their bridges with people that love them most of the time so they get locked up and don't have support just cause you commit crimes doesn't mean you have to be a piece of shit to your family another thing too is pretty much everyone locked up has some kind of substance abuse problems which causes them to act erratically and mistreat loved ones
@@briantoal8872 my family doesn't have much money but I max out every time I can I never go without because when I'm out I treat them right I treat them to food or clothes or to get their nails done and I got a girl too I don't treat them to get treated back but you give a little extra you get a little extra you know what I mean?
@@briantoal8872 I actually have to turn myself in next month I've been working I just fucked up a few years back and got to deal with it now, a lot of it isn't about poverty I meet people in there whose family I know has money and own businesses and a loving family most of the time it's all drug abuse that's why people get chances while they're locked up in prison to get time knocked off by attending drug treatment classes and they give them packets for homework and parenting classes and a lot of times they give suspended sentances and assign them to drug treatment instead drugs are bad where I'm at I've never done any drugs though at all I'm the exception to this stuff I fell in the poverty category kind of not really
Stories from a level 2 prison. One step away from house arrest
Level 2 is Easy peasy. Level 4 180 is insane!
2 steps u are forgetting a level 1 camp which has work release
Somebody send this to Lori Loughlin.
She already skinny she used to not eating being in hollywood!
I think she's a beautiful woman as well as a ride or die chick!!❤❤❤❤🤛🤜
The new Deeva Chronicles x She’s pretty
I loved commissary day. We’d all be cooking up a storm!!
Mike these prison stories are interesting. Appreciate the content you and Lauren put out on all your social media platforms 💯🙏💪
He wasn't in a prison though... LMAO... He could've walked home... There is no fence.
@@on2wheels378 Are you from planet Earth ?
I love the routine you had - hard work pays off ! It's the sitch.
Hey miss muscle
So proud of you Mike!!! You really are an inspiration!!! Everyone needs a positive person like you in their life, especially after everything you’ve been thru, you are a true example of greatness and I love that you have the biggest heart. I’m so happy for you! You and Lauren are truly blessed.
I’ve been sober for almost 12 years. I’m proud of you bro. You’re truly an inspiration to a lot of people. Lauren’s seems super cool and a perfect fit for you dude.
Love these videos you’re the best mike keep up the great work 💯💯
Mikey you've have come so far. So here's the situation...I use to tell myself, ahhhh I can't listen to this hamster lol but all the shows I watch of you I see the change, the growth and now I can't stop watching. Your living your best life...Blessings to my sitchs' 🙏
Mike love all your videos! I have been a fan of yours since the first episode of Jersey Shore. I've seen every episode. Watched you on Dancing with The Stars. I always liked you and knew what a good person you were. I'm so proud of you and your accomplishments and overcoming addiction. You are now inspiring so many people!! You and Lauren are the best!! I love your food videos and these prison ones. Keep up the good work Mike. 💞
This was fun to watch. That list to pick from is huge. Ty for sharing this.
Thank You for sharing your experience, Sending you and Laurens Dallas Texas ❤️
You’re so strong! Love from Finland❤️
Mike you are very inspiring! I am clean 3 years and I just wanted to tell you that I am so proud of who you have become. I admire who you are today and I just want you to know that it is amazing, what you did to change your life. And I loved how you represented NA on JSFV. I give you the utmost respect for your life change. Good job Mike!
I love you and Laurens so much. You both are awesome people.
THE WHOLE SHABANG!!!!!!! Sooooo good I miss those chips
they sell them in stores now!
Thanks for posting. Keep up the great work.
Mike you are such an example. I truly couldn’t be happier for your growth and happiness! 💕💕💕💕💕💕
I’m so glad your back and you change your life around and found your soulmate best luck to you and your family respect ✊ you a a great example you could change
I am so proud of you Mike! I'm 6 months sober from alcohol addiction. Please share more about how you overcame addiction! ❤ Do you got to AA or NA? What helped you overcome?
hope you’re still going strong, two months sober here
are you still sober?@@johnlandau925
Love the prison stories. Keep up that good work Mike 💪!! Also from Jersey (Gloucester county). Thanks for representing an inspirational, good and healthy lifestyle for us here in Jersey.
Love you Mike 💜
Interesting for sure! Glad your out safe and LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE 😉 Excited to see some adventures with you and Lauren 💕💕💕 Proud of you Mike for turning your life around 👏🏻
So much respect for the situation!!
Thank god you posted this. Now I can go to prison and try it all out.
We love you Mike !!!!
You never fail me with your content! Thank you for these stories and cheat days 😊
Love this guy. He cracks me up.
Good advice. You dont want to be "excluded" from commissarys week. Keep hustling Mike and Laurens.
We love you Mike
This was so fascinating! I don't know anything about prison so I learned a lot. Love this series thanks Mike! Would love to hear your opinion on the prison system as a whole and how you think it should change!
Awesome 👍
So happy your out and Safe Mike!
Happy for your family as well.
Congrats On Your Marriage
Mike you ur the mannnnnnnnnn love you mike my favorite since season one
You‘re the best please do more of prison stories🙏🏻😄
Thanks for sharing very important information. I have a brother in prison and I didn't realize how imperative it is to have your extra supplies. It does make lay people wonder why any sane human would be a repeat offender.
Interesting stories mike..
Ur became what every addict wants to be after they get sober..
💞💞👏👏👏
Can you guys do a prison food video? Like use the exact same ingredients from commissary and show us how you made your meals? Love you guys!
You gave me inspiration to go to the gym. Thank you so much
Just gotta be humble and grateful for every Situation your in no matter what!!
That intro though!!!
Come on! No ramen noodles, French vanilla cappuccino, sausage, bbq chicken salad, squeeze cheese, white rice?!?
Prison ain’t so bad when you do 18 years in the dome you get used it to salute to you my brother
More prison stories!!
Thanks for sharing your prison stories with us Mike. This is off topic but can you and Lauren post more with you're Golden retriever in it.
Sup Mike I'm glad your doing well buddy! Big fan!
I love your show prison story's
Did they have Pop Tarts?.
Some prisons do.
I agree. You gotta moisturize!.
Mike I my good sir am so proud of you I myself did a lot of time in prison unfortunately for me it was not the federal prison but state prison you went in looking terrible and came out the beast you are brother and wow what a great head you have now you have a wonderful future ahead of you and I'm so glad to be a part of it.. If you haven't yet check out Wes Watson on you tube he has great work out motivation routine he's done a 10 year bit himself and has turned his life around 180. Thanks for sharing this with us as always much love and respect to you and yours Mike the situation mike the beast situation is what I'm calling you my brother.
I Love All You Guys!
I love this. I just tried Shabangs for the first time last week. They are so good. My husband swears he will continue to eat canned mackerel after prison. So gross. 🤮 I quickly reminded him we have SUSHI out here. 🤣😂 Love you guys.
First hand experience.. 🤔👌🏼
I love your video you did on your channel about the chips Ro!
Miss Ro ❤️❤️
Ruffles all dressed chips from Canada - You're Welcome 😊
Thanks for creating a CZcams channel Sitch ❤️
Mike, love the show. You and Lauren are a beautiful couple together. Wish you both all the best and hope both of you and your families are keeping safe and well. Much love. Dublin, Ireland
Love u mike
American prison need reform! Please do something with your platform!
Mike!!! Can I get a like??? I love your show! And prison story's:))
Got to say now with post prison situation im a fan
Having a goal and somthing to look forward to everyday is probably what kept him sane. Letters, calls even a friend means so much to these people behind bars. My mom went to prison for a short time she always begged me for letters and calls she needed that to keep her going. ... random! But my mom bought make up , clothes , shoes , everything! Lol I would much rather be in prison then jail
Omg I near died of laughter from the makrel currency thing 😆
Mackerel and stamps. not kidding. It's a whole different world.
Steve Madden said the same thing about it 😂😂 he corned the market on makrel in prison and taught business classes
I don't think I've ever been so proud of someone
Dude was acting like a Barbie in prison lol I’d give him that nickname lol
Slanginsenzubeans91 facts . Thanks for watching and stay safe
Hi, Mike. This video is very informative and helpful. Glad you came out healthy and positive.
I’ve got a friend who’s incarcerated and we’re worried she’s not getting enough to eat, but $300+ a month is not doable for many friends/ families - what in your opinion is the minimum amount of money that friends/ families can put on their loved one’s books for them to adequately supplement their diet? Appreciate it.
Why does the beginning remind me of pulp fiction. Lol. Very informative vid. Thanks mike💕
Until now any time I have watched a video with you in it was because my wife watched that shit show you were in.As I sat there watching that crap I visualized burning the house down with you all in it..Fast forward 10 years later and I stumble across a story of you in the clink and I think you're a decent bloke...Take care Mr Situation.
Federal prison is alot different than a regular prison. You are in cells and it's alot more intense. Glad he went to federal instead. Love this guy he's really grown ❤️
I feel like most people that are going to prison don't have 300 cash to bring in AND 300 to give a family member to add to your books lol. Then again most people going to prison don't have time to prepare for it and decide what to bring prison!
Actually a lot of people get the chance to prepare themselves. My boyfriend got a few weeks from the judge to get his personal and financial situations in order and gave him a date to turn himself in.
Guess you’ve never been
J ACY eww
It's amazing how you have turned your life around, you were a shit bag, now you are very admirable man and someone to really look up to. Proud of you! Sometimes you gotta hit the bottom to launch yourself back up to the top, and you certainly have done so! Sounds like something youd say. So I'm sharing that with you. Keep on being awesome
GOTA HAVE THE SHABANGS FOR THE SPREADS💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣
Listened to heres the Sitch podcast this morning, and now I’m here. Looks like I’m having a Sitch day lol
True. Whole shabangs are cheap and worth it. Only in jails and prisons. Tuna is expensive. Ramens are like currency. Shots of coffee will be common place in jail and prison
It takes more than just a few days to set up your money order on your commissary. Mine took like 2 or 3 weeks each time. N when your money clears, most likely your block just got it for the week so you got to wait till next week
Hi Mike glad your home with the wife
The Dave Ramsey popup tho, lol!
My father is also in ferderal prison 🥺 Big Sandy to be exact. In Kentucky.
*The GTL King is back!*
TraumaER yass ty for watching stay safe
The Situations you’re the man mike
I hope I never get locked up but if I do, you have some great tips lbvvs
Are you kidding me bro? I hope you realize how amazing your prison was. That sounds like a hotel. Most places are not that luxurious. You're very lucky. You deserved a decent spot though. Glad it went well for you
man the peanut butter toast tho.. let me go to the kitchen real quick lol
Besides food what was the first thing you bought as a free man once again like clothing shoes etc.. love these stories brother man
Your positive outlook on life and how you took a bad “situation” and turned it into inspiring others is incredible. Good for you Mike! (Also, hello to the true Queen, Laurens.)
Shabang!!! My bf said they're the best 😂 I even bought a $50 variety box LOL
Wow good thing you took some money and did what you had to do to survive Mike 👍🏼💪🏼😎.
Rough life, bro.
Oh how the Mighty Fall😔
I was released July 17, 2020 I know the feeling. I didn't know about your journey.
you got the exclusive chips 😂 lol.
You’re transformation is aspiring mike 🙏🏼
Used to be a boy now a man yo lol thanks for the tips they will come in handy! 💪(Texas)
My guyza
Damn dude. The situation got a degree in mackerel economics.
Jonathan Martin the best 😂thanks for watching stay safe
@@TheSituations your the best
Definitely was in P.C.
prison seems like a nice little retreat
Mike' Where did you keep all the commissary items safe, when you showered or went to the bathroom? Wouldn't other inmates try and jack your stuff when you aren't looking or around?
Usually your cell mate or friend watches over your cell when you shower and you do the same when he showers
@@motoxridah True.
He was in PC no way you can have $360 worth of commissary he’s a fraud
@@UzziHD he wasn't in protective custody. He was in general pop at a minimal level security prison
@@ghostdtx still when you first touch prison the reception prison doesn't let you max out they limit your spending he's lying
On a tv show acting crazy... now telling prison stories? What a world. Happy to see you positive still.
Wow i live 15 minutes from Otisville. I know exactly where both of those prisons are.