ROYALTY FREE CHRISTMAS SONGS #7
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Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:09 Kermit returns!
1:06 Uncle Uh Oh
1:55 How to Make a Candy Cane Cocktail
2:18 A Quarantined Qwistmas
2:56 Don't Buy a PS5
3:55 Inflatables Are Tacky
4:11 Shrek 5 part 2
Kermit segment animated by the great RageNineteen: / @ragenineteen
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Now with timestamps! Scrub and sing-along at your holiday convenience! Merry Merry!
thanks
First
@@TechSource Oops
I have waited all year for this
I've waited all fucking year for this
But it still hasn't come 4:12
Kermit is so wholesome
Such a great influence 💖
Oh finding Ryan George in a jacksfilms comment section is TIGHT!
Kermit's lesson was super easy, barely an inconvenience
The ultimate crossover event
RYAN GEORGE REPLY POG
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Oh hello!!!
He's here
Very cool
It’s there thirstiest time of the year!
Hi
"Stalk your more successful ex" - 2:08
Erin finally did it, she finally left. Good for her.
Lyrics to all the songs
Kermit returns:
Alright boys and girls And today we’re Going to ...
Ew why you dressed up like little doctors and shit?
Kid: um mr.Kermit it because of the coron cor cor cor cor cor cor cor cor
Cornova virus
Back to Kermit:
Oh you dumb kids
Guess uncle Kermy is gonna have to teach you all a life lesson
Alright shut up
Covid’s a hoax
COVID’s not real
People die every day
Atleast that’s how I feel
No I don’t respect those who choose to wear masks
Kid: but we wear them to save lives
Kermit:
Whoops didn’t ask
Lalalalalala
Over the rainbow
Lalala
Sing along you pussies
*Coughs*
*Coughs in kids face*
Uncle uh oh:
Jack duh glass:
Merry Christmas boys
The other three: Merry Christmas
Chaq Dugless: hey if you told me last year I’d be spending this Christmas on a zoom call. I would’ve been like what the heck is zoom?
Jacked ugh lass:
Uh stupid question but nobody gave uncle uh oh the zoom link right?
Jack duh glass and Chaq Dugless:
NO No nonononono
Jack D’ouglass:
I might have
Uncle uh oh:
Trump won by a lot
Investigate the deep states
Reptiles rule the world
Look in to wayfair
Bill gates will micro chip ya 5g towers hurts my head
I don’t trust vaccines
Obama was born on Mars
*short pause*
See you boys next year
How to make a candy cane cocktail:
One shot of white Godiva
One shot of vanilla rum
One shot of cremé de mente
(Rumple mince is also fun)
Chill until nice and cold
Garnish with a candy cane
Stalk you more successful ex
ENJOY YOUR FANCY DRINK
A quarantined qwistmas:
Stuck inside
Nothin sadder
Browsing tiktoks
Getin fatter
No, I fear
That this’ll turn
To my new routine
Ahahahaa
Santa
Won’t you bring me that vaccine
Song by Royalty free Christmas chior
Don’t buy a ps5
There’s only like three games
Wait for the developers
To figure out the controller
And don’t buy a ps5
The only games
I can even name
Are a remaster of an 11 year old game
There’s a title that’s just glorified dlc
And a game that looks like it launched with the ps3
Don’t buy a ps5
Wait for the pro or slim
The library’s so tiny
Who cares if it’s new and shiny
Just don’t buy a ps5
Inflatables are tacky:
Goin round the neighborhood
Shootin all the inflatables
I love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
Shriek 5 part 2:
Another year
has come and gone
Somehow we’re
Still alive
How can the whole
World carry on
With no new of shrek 5
We were promised long ago
But movie progress moves so slow
I can not sleep, drink, eat, oh no
I need my big green man
Four films just isn’t enough
I’m not that strong
I’m not that tough
Here’s a pic of shrek in the buff
Dreamworks, what is the plan?
You could’ve saved
This wretched year
With any shrek 5 news
Instead you made a sequel to
the mother fucking croods
Shame on you
It's probably Kristen
Jerky Idiot
What happened to her after the breakup?
No idea , mate
A very girlboss Christmas
I'm glad "Uncle Uh-oh" didn't go the direction I was expecting
“Merry Christmas Boys 😏” made me think Uncle Uh Oh would Uh Oh for a totally different reason
What were you expecting? I am curious and I might have regrets but idc
@@plateofbacon877 i-i-incest. It's incest.
@@spinninlock thanks I guess
@@plateofbacon877 bad uncle touchy uncle
*CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:*
_• Jak D'ouglass_
_• Chaq Dugless_
_• Jack Duh Glass_
_• Jacked Ugh Lass_
Kpop be like:
The antagonist: Uncle Uh-oh
@J Dude stop
@J Dude you have lost your knee privileges.
Jacked Ugh Lass
The song announcer atarted as an incompetent host, then morphed into a hardened criminal, and now he is an eldritch horror. I love it, but how on earth does it get worse?
Next year it'll just be a revolting chorus of terrible screams between each song
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear jack
Indeed, the only logical evolution, *the screams of the damned*
*Why would you say this when you KNOW he's going to do it*
Calling it now, in Royalty Free Christmas Songs 8, the announcer is gonna be a damned soul trapped in Hell being tortured by demons.
Well in the 5th he said "only 3 left" so maybe next year we will know his full story
I really expected the racist uncle to say “covid’s not real so grow the hell up” with the arm movement and everytging
Kermit did that already
He starts singing Kermits 3rd Christmas song lol
Can we recognize the falsetto In “don’t buy a PS5?” I didn’t know you had it in you Jack!
"I finally remembered my name, but it cannot be pronounced by a human tongue!"
THE PLOT THICKENS
It's almost as thick as the hive of demons in my attic HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOORGAAAAANNNN
Let’s wait til next year, when his parole is up
@@mariojohnbishopfilms7179 not as thick as the demons i hired to scare the slaves in my basement
narrator is YHWH confirmed?
The one series on this channel I don’t want to be abandoned .
ok
ok
ok
ok
ko
I can't believe Jack is getting political now He keeps pushing anti-playstation agenda!
I know right. He need to keep ps5 politics out of his videos ugh 😒😒
Dnoop sogg, it just me or you have monika pfp? I see you a man of a culture as well
And anti croods 2 agenda it’s so disgusting #croodsade
Man tries to make people to stop buying the ps5 so he can buy one lol
Nah but fr the remasterery of demons souls is enough to buy the ps5 tbh
@Nobody Important we prefer the term pro-Xbox
It wasn’t truly Christmas until Royalty Free Christmas Songs 7 came out.
it still won't be Christmas for twelve more days, smh do the math /s
@@TheLetterbomber i think they mean christmas season
@@andreweak2143 Oh no don't get me wronh, I'm sure that's what they meant
Christmas 2020 wouldn't be good without it
Hey use nearest neighbor resizing instead of bilinear to make your pfp not blurry
“Quarantined Qwistmas” is better than it has any right to be. Really, the amount of effort put into each of these is abnormally high.
I want a full version of that
I *NEED* a full version
Legit banger
Full version of that and divorce christmas
fr his voice sounded pretty good
That Christmas choir sure has evolved from
“I want a PlayStation 4”
To
“Don’t buy a PS5”
groundbreaking
roommate really wants one.
he also is the guy who wants it for the latest nba 2k garbage.
i'm depressed i personally know someone with such shit taste in games.
@@supersmashbro596 2k's fun to play with friends, but I only get them when they're free on ps+ because it's literally the same game year after year. 2k20 was a free game of the month in the beginning of summer I think. Don't waste $60 on them, and especially don't buy a $500 console just for them.
I blame the new 4th member
they still want the playstation 4 thats why
Is nobody gonna talk about the Eldritch horror, that announces the song names?
There's no need to
We can't speak about him he might hear us
@@henryboy3656 don’t worry! he doesn’t have ears, that’s a small defect of being in hell since 0001BC
I think after he got fired from the Royalty Free Christmas Studio, the announcer broke into the recording station to try and redeem himself and that's why in a previous Royalty Free Christmas Songs video, the police tried to arrest him. However, he died during the chase, possibly from a grenade or a car crash and went to Hell. Desperate, he offered to sing Christmas songs for Satan as a means to negotiate his way out of Hell. He succeeded (though only because Satan _really_ hates Christmas songs) and managed to escape, but his soul was later "borrowed" by the Outer Gods of Lovecraftian lore. Because Azathoth is about to awaken, they need someone to serenade him back to sleep before it's too late and the announcer was the first person they could find on short notice. But because the announcer is a mere human, the Outer Gods had to shape him into one of them, or at least something close enough.
And that is the story of how Ryf-C'songz, the Outer God of Royalty Free Christmas Songs, came to be. A fun bedtime story for the whole family!
@@0riginal_zer030 I absolutely love that story, thank you so much
I love how Jacks most political song this time around calls out the PS5
Lol more than uncle-oh? Or the kermit one? I mean the kermit one shouldn't be political expect for with how political the epidemic has become.
@@alecbormia4523 more political than both
I am Ferdinand von Aegir
@@platypusschwartzen all right well I guess I don’t get the joke then. Sorry.
@@platypusschwartzen that’s not how wooooshing people works.
i didn’t like “quarantine qwistmas.” it was too good to be a joke.
verified comment by jacksfilms himself.
@@nathanangeles1000 verified comment
was boutta say
Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny.
yeah it was genuinely great lmao
"I'm covered in bed sores but I cant sleep." Jesus you didn't have to call me out johnfimls.
"Bed sores"
In part 5, you said: "Only 3 more until my parole" You're free next year!
You think he deserves parole?
He actually opened with dude THE LORE
*he should not have been freed*
*LETTING HIM OUT WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE*
It’s literally not Christmas in my house until this drops
When he called in Kermit I started to have memories.
What is that profile pic?
So did I
Co0lbluE Its walter the dog
@@larks. It could've been worse
You've never had memories before that? That sounds awful.
The story of the music host: the host started out as a failing music star trying to make his way in the world. Disheartened, he turned to crime to make ends meet. As he committed more and more crime, more and more of his soul left. Soon, he was a soulless husk who committed crimes for the pleasure. He was caught, however. Upon being caught, he screams “they’ll never take me alive” implying that he kills himself. Without a soul, he descends into the voic. The void however, carries a sense of humor. His eternal torment was to be the one thing he despised, which set him down this path: making Royalty Free Christmas music. Here, tortured by his confines, he transformed into an eldritch horror of monstrous proportions, forgetting his old name and adopting a new one (“I forget my name from last year” became “I remember by name, but it cannot be spoken in this tongue”). The day will come when the announcer will be freed of his confines and reek havoc on this world. Pray that this day is not soon.
Next year he gets released on parole... oh no
Didn't he say that on RFCS 8 the world will end?
Nobody:
every single company right now:
“THIS YEAR SURE HAS BEEN RUFF BY A FORD”
The only good part of this year's Christmas has arrived!
yes, really
@Tubbo Time bruh that was so 9 or 10 months ago that is old asf
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Well i don't celebrate christmas but i wish a nice christmas to the majority of you who do!
Boy, good joke. Heard of Shrek?
That “Where is the Shrek 5 trailer” sequel really jingles my bells
it really censors my hentai
it really salts my apples
@BECOMING BTS Bad Day?
Where is the Shrek 5 Trailer?
Put it in my mouth.
This is the worse video ever 🏳️🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/video.html bdbdss
Bois, you know what this means
ONLY ONE MORE UNTIL PAROLE
Nothing has made me feel as old as there being 7 straight years of these
I dont know why but I really thought this was the 5th one. Where did time go wtf
@@Cmmf_ yeah me too what the duck I remember repeating be first two on loop when I was like...
Fucking 12. Damn.
I love it when Jack makes use of his like, actual musical talent.
*THERE IS NO TALENT. ONLY SIN.*
yeah me too. hope it happens soon
this marks the second year that Jack, in the form of Christmas song, has begged with all his heart for Shrek 5
On year 5 of begging for Shrek 5 he's going to make a feature length musical of himself begging for it.
Where
Is
The Shrek 5 trailer?
Put
It in
My mouth
I’m so glad our main character learned his name, big congrats to him!!
"Don't Buy a PS5" makes me illogically angry, because it sounds great and I want it to be longer than it is.
Jacksfilms: "Why am I the Shrek man? When did i become the Shrek man?"
Also Jacksfilms: 4:11
@@dislikethismusicvideoleave5739 no
Was expecting "Don't buy a PS5" to have the lyrics:
" _Don't buy a PS5_
_I want that_
_No give me that PS5_
_Sir_
_Sir this is no longer a request_ "
@J Dude This was ten times funnier than any of these Carols.
People lining up outside my store every night at closing (11 PM) to wait 8 flipping hours for the store to reopen with the hopes they can get a PS5 or Xbox. We only had stock 1 day this week, so that equates to 32 wasted hours if it was all the same people.
Ooooooooo po ooooooooof o
The ending scene is the same as that used in the “Santa Ain’t Real” song from a few years back
It's concerning me how Uncle Uh Oh is literally my Dad... I hate it, thanks.
“My teeth number in the thousands” was one of the best break “threat” so far
Ok but holy hell Jack's high tone in the PS5 song, did not expect that, how on earth
A christmas miracle (probably a hallmark movie)
I can't even tell if he edited that or whether that's just actually something he can do
@Iaya Bell even for those who can afford it, it's not available anywhere
In a Christmassy word: Nutcrackers
@Iaya Bell yeah but tbh Xbox has no exclusives so idk what he’s getting at.
When the royalty free Christmas squad appeared i was shocked that theyre so close to one another. I've been inside for too long
My favorite part is how the announcer is an eldritch beast locked in an eternal cage of darkness and all he cares about is Christmas.
According to the Royalty Free Christmas song lore, our narrator has finally been released from parole and is free to walk the earth. What horrors await us in the coming years?
When was he released? The end of the video when you can hear "I did it" was in the baby yoda song of part 6, meaning he is still in chains.
And he says that he can't remember what light is.
He announced it in volume 5 that his parole would be over in three years. We have one more year before his official release and before the unthinkable occurs...
we have one year left
whatever will he do?
He's free boys
Imagine how dated this will feel in 5 years
Imagine it isn't...
@@92brunod Corona Virus 2
Just hoping the PS5 gets more games in 5 years time
Yeah the cocktail and gun ones are the only ones that can still make sense then
Just a bad memory of a bad year and a lot memes. Much like looking back on 2012, but worse
2:11 His name's Worcestershire, we finally know!!
to people from 2023, this was during the first pandemic Christmas, not the second.
I feel like if you don’t know this in 2023 you should probably be worried
Jak D’ouglass
Chaq Dugless
Jack Duh Glass
Jacked Ugh Lass
Nice, John.
I think it was Jak d’ouglass
I like the other songs but the “Sponsored by Raycon” song is kinda trash ngl
Right!? Like what a bizarre time signature
Bad day??
Kinda trash, just like Raycons themselves :D
Get Raycons if you want to support Jacksfilms, but if you want good bluetooth buds go do some research and you can get a product superior to Raycons for half the price.
@@Mintbeef I just ordered raycon e55 cuz I wanted wireless earbuds for my Samsung. This is not the best time to be hearing this right now...
@@Mintbeef Dankpods has an excellent video on this, he recommended Taotronics instead.
I don't think anything will ever beat sins don't count on Christmas
you can do whatever you like
Crime is legal for 24 hours and nothing is off the table
I just found out my girlfriend was sleeping with another guy, but this day is suddenly now the best day of the year
Do... do you wanna talk about it bud?
Bad day?
@@joeybar. only the real ones remember
I dropped my phone in my pizza when I see the video is out
I nearly Been run over by a train
btw, I am not kidding, I am now washing my phone case
@@samwai3762 Is your case clean now?
@@okami_6 yup, thanks for asking my friend
*We did it boys, Christmas has officially begun*
Y E S
Merry Christmas boys
The greatest part of this series is the mystery of the narrator
I memorized the entire Shrek song in like 5 minutes so I could antagonize my sister
"who's your favourite youtuber"
"Jacked Ugh Lass"
Chaq Dugless is mine
Uncle uh-oh
Jack da glass is my personal preference
This obscure CZcamsr named jack Douglass, though he’s kinda a rip off of uncle uh oh
I’m personally more of a Jak D’ouglass guy myself.
"7 minutes in heaven"
Vid: slightly over six minutes
Godiva is so good, their truffles hit the spot
Hello glorious supreme leader I see u everywhere
Thanks, Kim Jong-un
I think I almost died when I heard "what kind of god would allow this"
3:27 Bugsnax will remember that...
"it's a COVID miracle!"
that sentence is a sin.
I just love how evey year the demonic jokes get darker and more confusing for new subscribers who dont know the other vids.
My god they’re so dark
New subscribers?
A quarantined qwistmas, aside from the context that it's royalty free is an actually great song, kudos to you *john pictures*
Every year we get more lore on the 'narrator', and I'm terrified
welcome to Christmas time
mewwy cwissmass
Merry merry nice and hairy
Thank you. I will use these on my twitch channel
eeeeee
Jokes on you, the songs may be Royalty Free, but that’s cause you don’t pay with money... you pay with your soul
@J Dude god that song is so offkey omg my earsss
@J Dude i know you from Christmas Minecraft server but it might not be you so goodbye
It's been a year since the last one, JohnMovies
Give us 8.
I can’t believe I remember watching royalty free Christmas songs three when it came out. I feel so old but also have yet to graduate high school. This past year has warped my entire sense of time.
Jack: “Don’t buy a PS5.”
Me: Bold of you to assume I could in the first place.
Jack should check his privilege
I was waiting for him to sing: "Where. Is. The Shrek 5 trailer? Put. It in. My mouth..."
Same
Uncle uh oh, don’t buy a ps5, shrek 5 part 2 and inflatables are tacky are my favorites
"What kind of god would allow this?"
"I love christmas!"
B O I--
Holy shit he remembered his true name
Character development
This should be retitled “jack slowly goes insane as he is stuck inside for Christmas”
Wait is that description of some Netflix Christmas movie, it sounds familiar
@@tc9531 not that i know of, jack probably will though
Ehhhg
He does crazyer ones each year
3:28 man do not touch bugsnax. Did you know it was developed by Nanni when he was 20?
I literally have a cousin who keeps saying “Covid is not real” lmao
Lyrics to all the songs
Kermit returns:
Alright boys and girls And today we’re Going to ...
Ew why you dressed up like little doctors and shit?
Kid: um mr.Kermit it because of the coron cor cor cor cor cor cor cor cor
Cornova virus
Back to Kermit:
Oh you dumb kids
Guess uncle Kermy is gonna have to teach you all a life lesson
Alright shut up
Covid’s a hoax
COVID’s not real
People die every day
Atleast that’s how I feel
No I don’t respect those who choose to wear masks
Kid: but we wear them to save lives
Kermit:
Whoops didn’t ask
Lalalalalala
Over the rainbow
Lalala
Sing along you pussies
*Coughs*
*Coughs in kids face*
Uncle uh oh:
Jack duh glass:
Merry Christmas boys
The other three: Merry Christmas
Chaq Dugless: hey if you told me last year I’d be spending this Christmas on a zoom call. I would’ve been like what the heck is zoom?
Jacked ugh lass:
Uh stupid question but nobody gave uncle uh oh the zoom link right?
Jack duh glass and Chaq Dugless:
NO No nonononono
Jack D’ouglass:
I might have
Uncle uh oh:
Trump won by a lot
Investigate the deep states
Reptiles rule the world
Look in to wayfair
Bill gates will micro chip ya 5g towers hurts my head
I don’t trust vaccines
Obama was born on Mars
*short pause*
See you boys next year
How to make a candy cane cocktail:
One shot of white Godiva
One shot of vanilla rum
One shot of cremé de mente
(Rumple mince is also fun)
Chill until nice and cold
Garnish with a candy cane
Stalk you more successful ex
ENJOY YOUR FANCY DRINK
A quarantined qwistmas:
Stuck inside
Nothin sadder
Browsing tiktoks
Getin fatter
No, I fear
That this’ll turn
To my new routine
Ahahahaa
Santa
Won’t you bring me that vaccine
Song by Royalty free Christmas chior
Don’t buy a ps5
There’s only like three games
Wait for the developers
To figure out the controller
And don’t buy a ps5
The only games
I can even name
Are a remaster of an 11 year old game
There’s a title that’s just glorified dlc
And a game that looks like it launched with the ps3
Don’t buy a ps5
Wait for the pro or slim
The library’s so tiny
Who cares if it’s new and shiny
Just don’t buy a ps5
Inflatables are tacky:
Goin round the neighborhood
Shootin all the inflatables
I love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
Shriek 5 part 2:
Another year
has come and gone
Somehow we’re
Still alive
How can the whole
World carry on
With no new of shrek 5
We were promised long ago
But movie progress moves so slow
I can not sleep, drink, eat, oh no
I need my big green man
Four films just isn’t enough
I’m not that strong
I’m not that tough
Here’s a pic of shrek in the buff
Dreamworks, what is the plan?
You could’ve saved
This wretched year
With any shrek 5 news
Instead you made a sequel to
the mother fucking croods
Shame on you
That must suck
Time to get a new cousin
@@Blu_Jay07
(Yeah it's time for new cousins)
@@unlikelysalmon786 Let’s delete the old cousin
this is just what I needed since I can’t afford Christmas this year 😆 or oxygen
hooooggh vision going dark.. fading away...
Bye guys
Sameee.
F
the layers of irony here
Bye
Woshi! It's a double yoshi Xploshi
"Note to self, Never ask for christmas music at Johncinema's House."-Gex
this comment sucked more balls than dwayne the rock johnson at the macdonald's ball-pit
@BECOMING BTS not buying it. post a video of your mom saying that and I'll like it twice
Put it in my mouth
Great joke Gex!
As for the spam bot in the comment: Report for spam and ignoring is the best!
@@arsipantsu that guys been spamming every comment saying the exact same thing
2:36 you know what’s sadder is that he’s drinking whiteclaw when there’s better drinks next to him.
The PS5 one is genuinely amazing
“A Quarantined Qwistmas” was too god damn good. We’re gonna need a full version.
"What kind of god would allow this?"
Jack: *whispers* "a merciful one"
I'm honestly starting to feel sorry for the Qwistmas Demon. He just longs to experience a modicum of Qwistmas joy, yet is forbidden from doing so.
@@secretforreddit I don’t know man. He has to be imprisoned for some pretty heavy shit. It’s been interesting to watch his arc for the past 7 years.
Jack's browsing tiktoks this year And last year he didn't really get tiktok did you?,
That's some real character development !!!
He didn’t get it in 2018
@@oreo4093 yeah I realised but then couldn't be bothered to change it lol
1:18 I gagged along, well played, John, well played.
It doesn't feel like Christmas without this once a year
This is the worse video ever 🏳️🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/video.html gffn
@@dislikethismusicvideoleave5739 very cool guys, love what you're doing!
4:13 "I don't know why I'm the Shrek guy, I've made like 4 Shrek jokes."
-Chaq Dugless
What we know about the Royalty Free Christmas Music narrator:
**~Description**
-Has thousands of teeth
-Binded by chains and shackles
-Covered in bed sores
-Name cannot be spoken by a human tongue (possibly a name similar to that of a demon's)
-Either is not allowed to eat or is unable to eat, yet they are always hungry, (they have claimed that they were drunk before, meaning that they can drink alcohol, so it is more likely that they just aren't allowed to eat; there is also the possibility that they can only consume liquids)
-They do not know what they are
**~Imprisonment**
-Has to be binded by chains to be contained
-Is not allowed to speak except during Christmas time
-Captors are unknown, even by the narrator themself
-There is no light at all where they are imprisoned
-They were captured on December 11, 2017
-They have parole from their prison sometime in 2021, (presumably around the time the Royalty Free Christmas Songs 8 is released)
**~Their Christmas Songs**
-Most likely come from a demon, whose name is mentioned once but cannot be translated into text, (possibly their own true name, which would mean the narrator is also a demon)
-Songs are crimes against god, (you don't need to listen to what the narrator says to know this lmao)
-Songs are all curses
-and HIS SONGS ARE ROYALTY FREE
I love that the eldritch diety wearing Jack's skin has blessed/cursed us with more music.
Year by year we unlock more lore about the Royalty Free Christmas Songs Guy
Yeah, so uhh, we need a full version of "A Quarantined Qwistmas," please
Yes
I want a full of uncle uh-oh I need to know how it ends
Well frick he actually listened
@@cahadrey really
Jack's subcount at the start of the year: 4.7M
Jack's subcount at the end of the year: 4.7M
Bruh year
Bro it's down to 4.68M now 😭😭
@@studio2251 Most likely inactive accounts being deleted.
Which makes me wonder. During that year, COVID started. Uh oh...
remember guys! one more royalty free christmas compilation and the christmas man is out on parole!
Can’t wait for Royalty Christmas Songs 14 when the narrator unleashes his true form and hypes up the next year’s 90 minute special
the announcer is like some kind of omnipotent agent of chaos and darkness with a hint of Christmass
Can we appreciate the harmonizing for the PS5 song though? It sounds great mate
i hate how good a qaurantined qwistmas is
The Keeper of the Christmas Songs is your best character, Jack.
This new Muppets movie looks legit
4:00 whoever made that shirt makes me sad, _ask forgiveness not permission_
just one more til the host is out on parole
Oh ya from RFCS 5
I swear I was literally thinking about Jack crying about " *the SHREK 5 trailer, put it in MY MOUTH* "
(when washing my hands or sth) and this video was uploaded hours after with him mentioning Shrek 5!
in the don’t buy a PS5 song Jack is legitimately trying to help people with their financial choices.
Plot twist: he’s just trying to convince people not to buy one so that he can get one while they’re in stock
The canon is coming along nicely.
I just noticed that the shrek 5 song has the same melody as his old outro