ROYALTY FREE CHRISTMAS SONGS #7

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    Chapters:
    0:00 Intro
    0:09 Kermit returns!
    1:06 Uncle Uh Oh
    1:55 How to Make a Candy Cane Cocktail
    2:18 A Quarantined Qwistmas
    2:56 Don't Buy a PS5
    3:55 Inflatables Are Tacky
    4:11 Shrek 5 part 2
    Kermit segment animated by the great RageNineteen: / @ragenineteen
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  • @jacksfilms
    @jacksfilms  Před 3 lety +4289

    Now with timestamps! Scrub and sing-along at your holiday convenience! Merry Merry!

  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge Před 3 lety +4574

    Kermit is so wholesome

    • @Up10tionslay
      @Up10tionslay Před 3 lety +78

      Such a great influence 💖

    • @Komi_kaze
      @Komi_kaze Před 3 lety +203

      Oh finding Ryan George in a jacksfilms comment section is TIGHT!

    • @lucanovellino1010
      @lucanovellino1010 Před 3 lety +53

      Kermit's lesson was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @samsontag
      @samsontag Před 3 lety +26

      The ultimate crossover event

    • @Overused_Toothbrush
      @Overused_Toothbrush Před 3 lety +10

      RYAN GEORGE REPLY POG

  • @TheRealSullyG
    @TheRealSullyG Před 3 lety +9192

    It's the most wonderful time of the year!

  • @h.thumbsthomas5479
    @h.thumbsthomas5479 Před 3 lety +477

    "Stalk your more successful ex" - 2:08
    Erin finally did it, she finally left. Good for her.

    • @sgt_noah8288
      @sgt_noah8288 Před 3 lety +14

      Lyrics to all the songs
      Kermit returns:
      Alright boys and girls And today we’re Going to ...
      Ew why you dressed up like little doctors and shit?
      Kid: um mr.Kermit it because of the coron cor cor cor cor cor cor cor cor
      Cornova virus
      Back to Kermit:
      Oh you dumb kids
      Guess uncle Kermy is gonna have to teach you all a life lesson
      Alright shut up
      Covid’s a hoax
      COVID’s not real
      People die every day
      Atleast that’s how I feel
      No I don’t respect those who choose to wear masks
      Kid: but we wear them to save lives
      Kermit:
      Whoops didn’t ask
      Lalalalalala
      Over the rainbow
      Lalala
      Sing along you pussies
      *Coughs*
      *Coughs in kids face*
      Uncle uh oh:
      Jack duh glass:
      Merry Christmas boys
      The other three: Merry Christmas
      Chaq Dugless: hey if you told me last year I’d be spending this Christmas on a zoom call. I would’ve been like what the heck is zoom?
      Jacked ugh lass:
      Uh stupid question but nobody gave uncle uh oh the zoom link right?
      Jack duh glass and Chaq Dugless:
      NO No nonononono
      Jack D’ouglass:
      I might have
      Uncle uh oh:
      Trump won by a lot
      Investigate the deep states
      Reptiles rule the world
      Look in to wayfair
      Bill gates will micro chip ya 5g towers hurts my head
      I don’t trust vaccines
      Obama was born on Mars
      *short pause*
      See you boys next year
      How to make a candy cane cocktail:
      One shot of white Godiva
      One shot of vanilla rum
      One shot of cremé de mente
      (Rumple mince is also fun)
      Chill until nice and cold
      Garnish with a candy cane
      Stalk you more successful ex
      ENJOY YOUR FANCY DRINK
      A quarantined qwistmas:
      Stuck inside
      Nothin sadder
      Browsing tiktoks
      Getin fatter
      No, I fear
      That this’ll turn
      To my new routine
      Ahahahaa
      Santa
      Won’t you bring me that vaccine
      Song by Royalty free Christmas chior
      Don’t buy a ps5
      There’s only like three games
      Wait for the developers
      To figure out the controller
      And don’t buy a ps5
      The only games
      I can even name
      Are a remaster of an 11 year old game
      There’s a title that’s just glorified dlc
      And a game that looks like it launched with the ps3
      Don’t buy a ps5
      Wait for the pro or slim
      The library’s so tiny
      Who cares if it’s new and shiny
      Just don’t buy a ps5
      Inflatables are tacky:
      Goin round the neighborhood
      Shootin all the inflatables
      I love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
      Shriek 5 part 2:
      Another year
      has come and gone
      Somehow we’re
      Still alive
      How can the whole
      World carry on
      With no new of shrek 5
      We were promised long ago
      But movie progress moves so slow
      I can not sleep, drink, eat, oh no
      I need my big green man
      Four films just isn’t enough
      I’m not that strong
      I’m not that tough
      Here’s a pic of shrek in the buff
      Dreamworks, what is the plan?
      You could’ve saved
      This wretched year
      With any shrek 5 news
      Instead you made a sequel to
      the mother fucking croods
      Shame on you

    • @cooldramaalpha2255
      @cooldramaalpha2255 Před 3 lety +9

      It's probably Kristen
      Jerky Idiot

    • @longdeadchannel8311
      @longdeadchannel8311 Před 3 lety +2

      What happened to her after the breakup?

    • @Crishz
      @Crishz Před 3 lety

      No idea , mate

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 Před 2 lety

      A very girlboss Christmas

  • @ShadowlandsProd
    @ShadowlandsProd Před 3 lety +863

    I'm glad "Uncle Uh-oh" didn't go the direction I was expecting

    • @hb712
      @hb712 Před 3 lety +91

      “Merry Christmas Boys 😏” made me think Uncle Uh Oh would Uh Oh for a totally different reason

    • @plateofbacon877
      @plateofbacon877 Před 3 lety +23

      What were you expecting? I am curious and I might have regrets but idc

    • @spinninlock
      @spinninlock Před 3 lety +44

      @@plateofbacon877 i-i-incest. It's incest.

    • @plateofbacon877
      @plateofbacon877 Před 3 lety +12

      @@spinninlock thanks I guess

    • @lergoth
      @lergoth Před 3 lety +25

      @@plateofbacon877 bad uncle touchy uncle

  • @nicknackpaddywacks
    @nicknackpaddywacks Před 3 lety +2231

    *CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:*
    _• Jak D'ouglass_
    _• Chaq Dugless_
    _• Jack Duh Glass_
    _• Jacked Ugh Lass_

  • @jacksquat6962
    @jacksquat6962 Před 3 lety +1716

    The song announcer atarted as an incompetent host, then morphed into a hardened criminal, and now he is an eldritch horror. I love it, but how on earth does it get worse?
    Next year it'll just be a revolting chorus of terrible screams between each song

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +12

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear jack

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting Před 3 lety +22

      Indeed, the only logical evolution, *the screams of the damned*

    • @saltedsins
      @saltedsins Před 3 lety +10

      *Why would you say this when you KNOW he's going to do it*

    • @PinguinodelRio
      @PinguinodelRio Před 3 lety +13

      Calling it now, in Royalty Free Christmas Songs 8, the announcer is gonna be a damned soul trapped in Hell being tortured by demons.

    • @cescobb4647
      @cescobb4647 Před 3 lety +8

      Well in the 5th he said "only 3 left" so maybe next year we will know his full story

  • @EYang-hl6hv
    @EYang-hl6hv Před 3 lety +645

    I really expected the racist uncle to say “covid’s not real so grow the hell up” with the arm movement and everytging

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 Před 3 lety +19

      Kermit did that already

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT Před 3 lety +7

      He starts singing Kermits 3rd Christmas song lol

  • @Jay.Wolfe.
    @Jay.Wolfe. Před 3 lety +545

    Can we recognize the falsetto In “don’t buy a PS5?” I didn’t know you had it in you Jack!

  • @rayres1074
    @rayres1074 Před 3 lety +965

    "I finally remembered my name, but it cannot be pronounced by a human tongue!"
    THE PLOT THICKENS

    • @mariojohnbishopfilms7179
      @mariojohnbishopfilms7179 Před 3 lety +27

      It's almost as thick as the hive of demons in my attic HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @thetetons744
      @thetetons744 Před 3 lety +1

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOORGAAAAANNNN

    • @ian_fivenumbers7957
      @ian_fivenumbers7957 Před 3 lety +16

      Let’s wait til next year, when his parole is up

    • @mik3y448
      @mik3y448 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mariojohnbishopfilms7179 not as thick as the demons i hired to scare the slaves in my basement

    • @aKihiKoaDDicT
      @aKihiKoaDDicT Před 3 lety

      narrator is YHWH confirmed?

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 Před 3 lety +2638

    The one series on this channel I don’t want to be abandoned .

  • @CrunchyEdiblesML
    @CrunchyEdiblesML Před 3 lety +1763

    I can't believe Jack is getting political now He keeps pushing anti-playstation agenda!

    • @squeakSquak
      @squeakSquak Před 3 lety +82

      I know right. He need to keep ps5 politics out of his videos ugh 😒😒

    • @user-wc5mg5wc4k
      @user-wc5mg5wc4k Před 3 lety +7

      Dnoop sogg, it just me or you have monika pfp? I see you a man of a culture as well

    • @grugcrood104
      @grugcrood104 Před 3 lety +25

      And anti croods 2 agenda it’s so disgusting #croodsade

    • @eroith5133
      @eroith5133 Před 3 lety +5

      Man tries to make people to stop buying the ps5 so he can buy one lol
      Nah but fr the remasterery of demons souls is enough to buy the ps5 tbh

    • @elenagraves6249
      @elenagraves6249 Před 3 lety +6

      @Nobody Important we prefer the term pro-Xbox

  • @zebeylin1707
    @zebeylin1707 Před 3 lety +358

    It wasn’t truly Christmas until Royalty Free Christmas Songs 7 came out.

    • @TheLetterbomber
      @TheLetterbomber Před 3 lety +1

      it still won't be Christmas for twelve more days, smh do the math /s

    • @andreweak2143
      @andreweak2143 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheLetterbomber i think they mean christmas season

    • @TheLetterbomber
      @TheLetterbomber Před 3 lety +1

      @@andreweak2143 Oh no don't get me wronh, I'm sure that's what they meant

    • @plateofbacon877
      @plateofbacon877 Před 3 lety +1

      Christmas 2020 wouldn't be good without it

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 Před 3 lety

      Hey use nearest neighbor resizing instead of bilinear to make your pfp not blurry

  • @meowtherainbowx4163
    @meowtherainbowx4163 Před 3 lety +1405

    “Quarantined Qwistmas” is better than it has any right to be. Really, the amount of effort put into each of these is abnormally high.

  • @grubber
    @grubber Před 3 lety +1096

    That Christmas choir sure has evolved from
    “I want a PlayStation 4”
    To
    “Don’t buy a PS5”

    • @rautakoura4692
      @rautakoura4692 Před 3 lety +8

      groundbreaking

    • @supersmashbro596
      @supersmashbro596 Před 3 lety +24

      roommate really wants one.
      he also is the guy who wants it for the latest nba 2k garbage.
      i'm depressed i personally know someone with such shit taste in games.

    • @danbaker8965
      @danbaker8965 Před 3 lety +8

      @@supersmashbro596 2k's fun to play with friends, but I only get them when they're free on ps+ because it's literally the same game year after year. 2k20 was a free game of the month in the beginning of summer I think. Don't waste $60 on them, and especially don't buy a $500 console just for them.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 3 lety +2

      I blame the new 4th member

    • @venaefica7602
      @venaefica7602 Před 3 lety +2

      they still want the playstation 4 thats why

  • @random_dragon
    @random_dragon Před 3 lety +263

    Is nobody gonna talk about the Eldritch horror, that announces the song names?

    • @joeyjoman2156
      @joeyjoman2156 Před 3 lety +5

      There's no need to

    • @henryboy3656
      @henryboy3656 Před 3 lety +31

      We can't speak about him he might hear us

    • @abigailw7146
      @abigailw7146 Před 3 lety +13

      @@henryboy3656 don’t worry! he doesn’t have ears, that’s a small defect of being in hell since 0001BC

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 Před 3 lety +6

      I think after he got fired from the Royalty Free Christmas Studio, the announcer broke into the recording station to try and redeem himself and that's why in a previous Royalty Free Christmas Songs video, the police tried to arrest him. However, he died during the chase, possibly from a grenade or a car crash and went to Hell. Desperate, he offered to sing Christmas songs for Satan as a means to negotiate his way out of Hell. He succeeded (though only because Satan _really_ hates Christmas songs) and managed to escape, but his soul was later "borrowed" by the Outer Gods of Lovecraftian lore. Because Azathoth is about to awaken, they need someone to serenade him back to sleep before it's too late and the announcer was the first person they could find on short notice. But because the announcer is a mere human, the Outer Gods had to shape him into one of them, or at least something close enough.
      And that is the story of how Ryf-C'songz, the Outer God of Royalty Free Christmas Songs, came to be. A fun bedtime story for the whole family!

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon Před 3 lety

      @@0riginal_zer030 I absolutely love that story, thank you so much

  • @quentinbrubaker4942
    @quentinbrubaker4942 Před 3 lety +812

    I love how Jacks most political song this time around calls out the PS5

    • @alecbormia4523
      @alecbormia4523 Před 3 lety +36

      Lol more than uncle-oh? Or the kermit one? I mean the kermit one shouldn't be political expect for with how political the epidemic has become.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 Před 3 lety +56

      @@alecbormia4523 more political than both

    • @TaborlinThePleb
      @TaborlinThePleb Před 3 lety +2

      I am Ferdinand von Aegir

    • @alecbormia4523
      @alecbormia4523 Před 3 lety +1

      @@platypusschwartzen all right well I guess I don’t get the joke then. Sorry.

    • @movieblocks9164
      @movieblocks9164 Před 3 lety

      @@platypusschwartzen that’s not how wooooshing people works.

  • @kgracie08
    @kgracie08 Před 3 lety +3037

    i didn’t like “quarantine qwistmas.” it was too good to be a joke.

    • @nathanangeles1000
      @nathanangeles1000 Před 3 lety +24

      verified comment by jacksfilms himself.

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 Před 3 lety +5

      @@nathanangeles1000 verified comment

    • @thegajuar4459
      @thegajuar4459 Před 3 lety +1

      was boutta say

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt Před 3 lety +3

      Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
      A: A penny.

    • @-rami-8528
      @-rami-8528 Před 3 lety

      yeah it was genuinely great lmao

  • @anc2775
    @anc2775 Před 3 lety +188

    "I'm covered in bed sores but I cant sleep." Jesus you didn't have to call me out johnfimls.

  • @xander9488
    @xander9488 Před 3 lety +58

    In part 5, you said: "Only 3 more until my parole" You're free next year!

  • @chantolove
    @chantolove Před 3 lety +392

    It’s literally not Christmas in my house until this drops

  • @unclerick6524
    @unclerick6524 Před 3 lety +657

    When he called in Kermit I started to have memories.

    • @larks.
      @larks. Před 3 lety +1

      What is that profile pic?

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md Před 3 lety

      So did I

    • @xuygold
      @xuygold Před 3 lety +3

      Co0lbluE Its walter the dog

    • @MrCake-hl6md
      @MrCake-hl6md Před 3 lety

      @@larks. It could've been worse

    • @jacoblinde7486
      @jacoblinde7486 Před 3 lety

      You've never had memories before that? That sounds awful.

  • @hb712
    @hb712 Před 3 lety +195

    The story of the music host: the host started out as a failing music star trying to make his way in the world. Disheartened, he turned to crime to make ends meet. As he committed more and more crime, more and more of his soul left. Soon, he was a soulless husk who committed crimes for the pleasure. He was caught, however. Upon being caught, he screams “they’ll never take me alive” implying that he kills himself. Without a soul, he descends into the voic. The void however, carries a sense of humor. His eternal torment was to be the one thing he despised, which set him down this path: making Royalty Free Christmas music. Here, tortured by his confines, he transformed into an eldritch horror of monstrous proportions, forgetting his old name and adopting a new one (“I forget my name from last year” became “I remember by name, but it cannot be spoken in this tongue”). The day will come when the announcer will be freed of his confines and reek havoc on this world. Pray that this day is not soon.

    • @Bags1917
      @Bags1917 Před 3 lety +25

      Next year he gets released on parole... oh no

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 Před 3 lety

      Didn't he say that on RFCS 8 the world will end?

  • @birdacorn1115
    @birdacorn1115 Před 3 lety +57

    Nobody:
    every single company right now:
    “THIS YEAR SURE HAS BEEN RUFF BY A FORD”

  • @KarstenBelt
    @KarstenBelt Před 3 lety +3906

    The only good part of this year's Christmas has arrived!

    • @user-nil
      @user-nil Před 3 lety +1

      yes, really

    • @user-nil
      @user-nil Před 3 lety +3

      @Tubbo Time bruh that was so 9 or 10 months ago that is old asf

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt Před 3 lety +1

      Q: Why are frogs so happy?
      A: They eat whatever bugs them

    • @minteyleafy
      @minteyleafy Před 3 lety +1

      Well i don't celebrate christmas but i wish a nice christmas to the majority of you who do!

    • @pjanon8581
      @pjanon8581 Před 3 lety

      Boy, good joke. Heard of Shrek?

  • @nielsbrans8619
    @nielsbrans8619 Před 3 lety +691

    That “Where is the Shrek 5 trailer” sequel really jingles my bells

  • @semisemicoloncolon
    @semisemicoloncolon Před 3 lety +78

    Bois, you know what this means
    ONLY ONE MORE UNTIL PAROLE

  • @StonesAnimations
    @StonesAnimations Před 3 lety +50

    Nothing has made me feel as old as there being 7 straight years of these

    • @Cmmf_
      @Cmmf_ Před 3 lety +5

      I dont know why but I really thought this was the 5th one. Where did time go wtf

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke Před 3 lety

      @@Cmmf_ yeah me too what the duck I remember repeating be first two on loop when I was like...
      Fucking 12. Damn.

  • @SamFriedman
    @SamFriedman Před 3 lety +271

    I love it when Jack makes use of his like, actual musical talent.

  • @devids2831
    @devids2831 Před 3 lety +153

    this marks the second year that Jack, in the form of Christmas song, has begged with all his heart for Shrek 5

    • @Lobstro
      @Lobstro Před 3 lety +3

      On year 5 of begging for Shrek 5 he's going to make a feature length musical of himself begging for it.

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 Před 3 lety +4

      Where
      Is
      The Shrek 5 trailer?
      Put
      It in
      My mouth

  • @semisemicoloncolon
    @semisemicoloncolon Před 3 lety +30

    I’m so glad our main character learned his name, big congrats to him!!

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific Před 3 lety +76

    "Don't Buy a PS5" makes me illogically angry, because it sounds great and I want it to be longer than it is.

  • @coolguy9651
    @coolguy9651 Před 3 lety +193

    Jacksfilms: "Why am I the Shrek man? When did i become the Shrek man?"
    Also Jacksfilms: 4:11

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian Před 3 lety +2684

    Was expecting "Don't buy a PS5" to have the lyrics:
    " _Don't buy a PS5_
    _I want that_
    _No give me that PS5_
    _Sir_
    _Sir this is no longer a request_ "

    • @stellam8936
      @stellam8936 Před 3 lety

      @J Dude This was ten times funnier than any of these Carols.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety

      People lining up outside my store every night at closing (11 PM) to wait 8 flipping hours for the store to reopen with the hopes they can get a PS5 or Xbox. We only had stock 1 day this week, so that equates to 32 wasted hours if it was all the same people.

    • @robregD03100282
      @robregD03100282 Před 3 lety

      Ooooooooo po ooooooooof o

  • @strangeobject917
    @strangeobject917 Před 3 lety +50

    The ending scene is the same as that used in the “Santa Ain’t Real” song from a few years back

  • @kelseyluthor
    @kelseyluthor Před 3 lety +68

    It's concerning me how Uncle Uh Oh is literally my Dad... I hate it, thanks.

  • @leonm0076
    @leonm0076 Před 3 lety +67

    “My teeth number in the thousands” was one of the best break “threat” so far

  • @TrialByDance
    @TrialByDance Před 3 lety +325

    Ok but holy hell Jack's high tone in the PS5 song, did not expect that, how on earth

    • @kiraqueen3957
      @kiraqueen3957 Před 3 lety +10

      A christmas miracle (probably a hallmark movie)

    • @mynaamee
      @mynaamee Před 3 lety +1

      I can't even tell if he edited that or whether that's just actually something he can do

    • @BlazinSun57
      @BlazinSun57 Před 3 lety +1

      @Iaya Bell even for those who can afford it, it's not available anywhere

    • @crispoman
      @crispoman Před 3 lety

      In a Christmassy word: Nutcrackers

    • @roughtimeroach
      @roughtimeroach Před 3 lety

      @Iaya Bell yeah but tbh Xbox has no exclusives so idk what he’s getting at.

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito Před 3 lety +19

    When the royalty free Christmas squad appeared i was shocked that theyre so close to one another. I've been inside for too long

  • @marshmellowmoon7990
    @marshmellowmoon7990 Před 3 lety +7

    My favorite part is how the announcer is an eldritch beast locked in an eternal cage of darkness and all he cares about is Christmas.

  • @necr0mancrr
    @necr0mancrr Před 3 lety +456

    According to the Royalty Free Christmas song lore, our narrator has finally been released from parole and is free to walk the earth. What horrors await us in the coming years?

    • @nilan3294
      @nilan3294 Před 3 lety +22

      When was he released? The end of the video when you can hear "I did it" was in the baby yoda song of part 6, meaning he is still in chains.

    • @heavenlyspring.
      @heavenlyspring. Před 3 lety +16

      And he says that he can't remember what light is.

    • @honeyhoney6920
      @honeyhoney6920 Před 3 lety +67

      He announced it in volume 5 that his parole would be over in three years. We have one more year before his official release and before the unthinkable occurs...

    • @strakadrozd56
      @strakadrozd56 Před 3 lety +1

      we have one year left
      whatever will he do?

    • @skold2879
      @skold2879 Před 2 lety +4

      He's free boys

  • @neatjason100
    @neatjason100 Před 3 lety +768

    Imagine how dated this will feel in 5 years

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod Před 3 lety +50

      Imagine it isn't...

    • @okjustdont6713
      @okjustdont6713 Před 3 lety +22

      @@92brunod Corona Virus 2

    • @pleio5pilos148
      @pleio5pilos148 Před 3 lety +14

      Just hoping the PS5 gets more games in 5 years time

    • @finlazzi9903
      @finlazzi9903 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah the cocktail and gun ones are the only ones that can still make sense then

    • @joceybear303
      @joceybear303 Před 3 lety +1

      Just a bad memory of a bad year and a lot memes. Much like looking back on 2012, but worse

  • @twiceravenpuff
    @twiceravenpuff Před 3 lety +5

    2:11 His name's Worcestershire, we finally know!!

  • @TheElvenKeys
    @TheElvenKeys Před 2 lety +5

    to people from 2023, this was during the first pandemic Christmas, not the second.

    • @greenxeggs
      @greenxeggs Před 2 lety

      I feel like if you don’t know this in 2023 you should probably be worried

  • @justfuncolor7856
    @justfuncolor7856 Před 3 lety +80

    Jak D’ouglass
    Chaq Dugless
    Jack Duh Glass
    Jacked Ugh Lass
    Nice, John.

    • @greenm110
      @greenm110 Před 3 lety +1

      I think it was Jak d’ouglass

  • @humter
    @humter Před 3 lety +2010

    I like the other songs but the “Sponsored by Raycon” song is kinda trash ngl

    • @relaxation_and_tax_evasion
      @relaxation_and_tax_evasion Před 3 lety +87

      Right!? Like what a bizarre time signature

    • @nedbelchier6648
      @nedbelchier6648 Před 3 lety +6

      Bad day??

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef Před 3 lety +73

      Kinda trash, just like Raycons themselves :D
      Get Raycons if you want to support Jacksfilms, but if you want good bluetooth buds go do some research and you can get a product superior to Raycons for half the price.

    • @shrekisbae21
      @shrekisbae21 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Mintbeef I just ordered raycon e55 cuz I wanted wireless earbuds for my Samsung. This is not the best time to be hearing this right now...

    • @andrewn327
      @andrewn327 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Mintbeef Dankpods has an excellent video on this, he recommended Taotronics instead.

  • @jacksonsimmons
    @jacksonsimmons Před 3 lety +19

    I don't think anything will ever beat sins don't count on Christmas

    • @marcusn9371
      @marcusn9371 Před 3 lety +6

      you can do whatever you like

    • @quarksnstuff
      @quarksnstuff Před 3 lety +1

      Crime is legal for 24 hours and nothing is off the table

  • @Infamousgiraffe
    @Infamousgiraffe Před 3 lety +25

    I just found out my girlfriend was sleeping with another guy, but this day is suddenly now the best day of the year

    • @marley3679
      @marley3679 Před 3 lety +14

      Do... do you wanna talk about it bud?

    • @joeybar.
      @joeybar. Před 3 lety +7

      Bad day?

    • @MattThe
      @MattThe Před 3 lety +2

      @@joeybar. only the real ones remember

  • @samwai3762
    @samwai3762 Před 3 lety +279

    I dropped my phone in my pizza when I see the video is out

    • @gabrieltavares774
      @gabrieltavares774 Před 3 lety +9

      I nearly Been run over by a train

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 Před 3 lety +7

      btw, I am not kidding, I am now washing my phone case

    • @okami_6
      @okami_6 Před 3 lety +1

      @@samwai3762 Is your case clean now?

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 Před 3 lety +3

      @@okami_6 yup, thanks for asking my friend

  • @tarawestie4595
    @tarawestie4595 Před 3 lety +340

    *We did it boys, Christmas has officially begun*

  • @bennyfeig4078
    @bennyfeig4078 Před 3 lety +15

    The greatest part of this series is the mystery of the narrator

  • @beatle4-117
    @beatle4-117 Před 3 lety +7

    I memorized the entire Shrek song in like 5 minutes so I could antagonize my sister

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 Před 3 lety +324

    "who's your favourite youtuber"
    "Jacked Ugh Lass"

    • @misc8557
      @misc8557 Před 3 lety +8

      Chaq Dugless is mine

    • @plateofbacon877
      @plateofbacon877 Před 3 lety +4

      Uncle uh-oh

    • @duckduckinator3185
      @duckduckinator3185 Před 3 lety +5

      Jack da glass is my personal preference

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 Před 3 lety +3

      This obscure CZcamsr named jack Douglass, though he’s kinda a rip off of uncle uh oh

    • @TacocatX
      @TacocatX Před 3 lety +1

      I’m personally more of a Jak D’ouglass guy myself.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +297

    "7 minutes in heaven"
    Vid: slightly over six minutes
    Godiva is so good, their truffles hit the spot

  • @atlafan7364
    @atlafan7364 Před 3 lety +12

    I think I almost died when I heard "what kind of god would allow this"

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Před 3 lety +5

    3:27 Bugsnax will remember that...

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash Před 3 lety +243

    "it's a COVID miracle!"
    that sentence is a sin.

  • @saadkareem9552
    @saadkareem9552 Před 3 lety +164

    I just love how evey year the demonic jokes get darker and more confusing for new subscribers who dont know the other vids.

    • @nib1448
      @nib1448 Před 3 lety +1

      My god they’re so dark

    • @amp02
      @amp02 Před 2 lety +3

      New subscribers?

  • @z1z0423
    @z1z0423 Před 3 lety +4

    A quarantined qwistmas, aside from the context that it's royalty free is an actually great song, kudos to you *john pictures*

  • @Weretooth
    @Weretooth Před 3 lety +5

    Every year we get more lore on the 'narrator', and I'm terrified

  • @kailye1017
    @kailye1017 Před 3 lety +369

    welcome to Christmas time

  • @KawaiiKlau
    @KawaiiKlau Před 3 lety +677

    Thank you. I will use these on my twitch channel

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 Před 3 lety

      eeeeee

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta Před 3 lety +56

      Jokes on you, the songs may be Royalty Free, but that’s cause you don’t pay with money... you pay with your soul

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 Před 3 lety +1

      @J Dude god that song is so offkey omg my earsss

    • @DrowningScallop
      @DrowningScallop Před 3 lety

      @J Dude i know you from Christmas Minecraft server but it might not be you so goodbye

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 Před 2 lety +5

    It's been a year since the last one, JohnMovies
    Give us 8.

  • @em-ss2sh
    @em-ss2sh Před 3 lety +4

    I can’t believe I remember watching royalty free Christmas songs three when it came out. I feel so old but also have yet to graduate high school. This past year has warped my entire sense of time.

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. Před 3 lety +204

    Jack: “Don’t buy a PS5.”
    Me: Bold of you to assume I could in the first place.

  • @Omar26011
    @Omar26011 Před 3 lety +47

    I was waiting for him to sing: "Where. Is. The Shrek 5 trailer? Put. It in. My mouth..."

  • @ultra9935
    @ultra9935 Před 3 lety +4

    Uncle uh oh, don’t buy a ps5, shrek 5 part 2 and inflatables are tacky are my favorites

  • @zerovalue2961
    @zerovalue2961 Před 3 lety +12

    "What kind of god would allow this?"
    "I love christmas!"
    B O I--

  • @bonnienc4434
    @bonnienc4434 Před 3 lety +45

    Holy shit he remembered his true name
    Character development

  • @mrmusen7876
    @mrmusen7876 Před 3 lety +125

    This should be retitled “jack slowly goes insane as he is stuck inside for Christmas”

    • @tc9531
      @tc9531 Před 3 lety +1

      Wait is that description of some Netflix Christmas movie, it sounds familiar

    • @mrmusen7876
      @mrmusen7876 Před 3 lety

      @@tc9531 not that i know of, jack probably will though

    • @MystykalMystyk
      @MystykalMystyk Před 3 lety +1

      Ehhhg
      He does crazyer ones each year

  • @tiziano6300
    @tiziano6300 Před 3 lety +4

    3:28 man do not touch bugsnax. Did you know it was developed by Nanni when he was 20?

  • @Imtoobusyslayingrn111
    @Imtoobusyslayingrn111 Před 3 lety +27

    I literally have a cousin who keeps saying “Covid is not real” lmao

    • @sgt_noah8288
      @sgt_noah8288 Před 3 lety +1

      Lyrics to all the songs
      Kermit returns:
      Alright boys and girls And today we’re Going to ...
      Ew why you dressed up like little doctors and shit?
      Kid: um mr.Kermit it because of the coron cor cor cor cor cor cor cor cor
      Cornova virus
      Back to Kermit:
      Oh you dumb kids
      Guess uncle Kermy is gonna have to teach you all a life lesson
      Alright shut up
      Covid’s a hoax
      COVID’s not real
      People die every day
      Atleast that’s how I feel
      No I don’t respect those who choose to wear masks
      Kid: but we wear them to save lives
      Kermit:
      Whoops didn’t ask
      Lalalalalala
      Over the rainbow
      Lalala
      Sing along you pussies
      *Coughs*
      *Coughs in kids face*
      Uncle uh oh:
      Jack duh glass:
      Merry Christmas boys
      The other three: Merry Christmas
      Chaq Dugless: hey if you told me last year I’d be spending this Christmas on a zoom call. I would’ve been like what the heck is zoom?
      Jacked ugh lass:
      Uh stupid question but nobody gave uncle uh oh the zoom link right?
      Jack duh glass and Chaq Dugless:
      NO No nonononono
      Jack D’ouglass:
      I might have
      Uncle uh oh:
      Trump won by a lot
      Investigate the deep states
      Reptiles rule the world
      Look in to wayfair
      Bill gates will micro chip ya 5g towers hurts my head
      I don’t trust vaccines
      Obama was born on Mars
      *short pause*
      See you boys next year
      How to make a candy cane cocktail:
      One shot of white Godiva
      One shot of vanilla rum
      One shot of cremé de mente
      (Rumple mince is also fun)
      Chill until nice and cold
      Garnish with a candy cane
      Stalk you more successful ex
      ENJOY YOUR FANCY DRINK
      A quarantined qwistmas:
      Stuck inside
      Nothin sadder
      Browsing tiktoks
      Getin fatter
      No, I fear
      That this’ll turn
      To my new routine
      Ahahahaa
      Santa
      Won’t you bring me that vaccine
      Song by Royalty free Christmas chior
      Don’t buy a ps5
      There’s only like three games
      Wait for the developers
      To figure out the controller
      And don’t buy a ps5
      The only games
      I can even name
      Are a remaster of an 11 year old game
      There’s a title that’s just glorified dlc
      And a game that looks like it launched with the ps3
      Don’t buy a ps5
      Wait for the pro or slim
      The library’s so tiny
      Who cares if it’s new and shiny
      Just don’t buy a ps5
      Inflatables are tacky:
      Goin round the neighborhood
      Shootin all the inflatables
      I love it when my wife lets me buy more guns
      Shriek 5 part 2:
      Another year
      has come and gone
      Somehow we’re
      Still alive
      How can the whole
      World carry on
      With no new of shrek 5
      We were promised long ago
      But movie progress moves so slow
      I can not sleep, drink, eat, oh no
      I need my big green man
      Four films just isn’t enough
      I’m not that strong
      I’m not that tough
      Here’s a pic of shrek in the buff
      Dreamworks, what is the plan?
      You could’ve saved
      This wretched year
      With any shrek 5 news
      Instead you made a sequel to
      the mother fucking croods
      Shame on you

    • @mythrilheadset8956
      @mythrilheadset8956 Před 3 lety +5

      That must suck

    • @Blu_Jay07
      @Blu_Jay07 Před 3 lety +11

      Time to get a new cousin

    • @unlikelysalmon786
      @unlikelysalmon786 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Blu_Jay07
      (Yeah it's time for new cousins)

    • @antiantiderivative
      @antiantiderivative Před 3 lety +7

      @@unlikelysalmon786 Let’s delete the old cousin

  • @Xploshi
    @Xploshi Před 3 lety +1288

    this is just what I needed since I can’t afford Christmas this year 😆 or oxygen
    hooooggh vision going dark.. fading away...
    Bye guys

  • @CokeBoi
    @CokeBoi Před 3 lety +213

    "Note to self, Never ask for christmas music at Johncinema's House."-Gex

    • @arsipantsu
      @arsipantsu Před 3 lety +11

      this comment sucked more balls than dwayne the rock johnson at the macdonald's ball-pit

    • @arsipantsu
      @arsipantsu Před 3 lety +1

      @BECOMING BTS not buying it. post a video of your mom saying that and I'll like it twice

    • @MrSage0011
      @MrSage0011 Před 3 lety

      Put it in my mouth

    • @jobRobbemond
      @jobRobbemond Před 3 lety +1

      Great joke Gex!
      As for the spam bot in the comment: Report for spam and ignoring is the best!

    • @hisomeone8276
      @hisomeone8276 Před 3 lety +1

      @@arsipantsu that guys been spamming every comment saying the exact same thing

  • @mangawaffle6672
    @mangawaffle6672 Před 3 lety +3

    2:36 you know what’s sadder is that he’s drinking whiteclaw when there’s better drinks next to him.

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu Před 3 lety +3

    The PS5 one is genuinely amazing

  • @Chomuggaacapri
    @Chomuggaacapri Před 3 lety +149

    “A Quarantined Qwistmas” was too god damn good. We’re gonna need a full version.

  • @rachmatabbid5936
    @rachmatabbid5936 Před 3 lety +87

    "What kind of god would allow this?"
    Jack: *whispers* "a merciful one"

    • @secretforreddit
      @secretforreddit Před 3 lety +4

      I'm honestly starting to feel sorry for the Qwistmas Demon. He just longs to experience a modicum of Qwistmas joy, yet is forbidden from doing so.

    • @hb712
      @hb712 Před 3 lety

      @@secretforreddit I don’t know man. He has to be imprisoned for some pretty heavy shit. It’s been interesting to watch his arc for the past 7 years.

  • @madgeroonii
    @madgeroonii Před 3 lety +4

    Jack's browsing tiktoks this year And last year he didn't really get tiktok did you?,
    That's some real character development !!!

    • @oreo4093
      @oreo4093 Před 3 lety

      He didn’t get it in 2018

    • @madgeroonii
      @madgeroonii Před 3 lety

      @@oreo4093 yeah I realised but then couldn't be bothered to change it lol

  • @williamchang2947
    @williamchang2947 Před 3 lety +2

    1:18 I gagged along, well played, John, well played.

  • @internetvalentine
    @internetvalentine Před 3 lety +103

    It doesn't feel like Christmas without this once a year

    • @dislikethismusicvideoleave5739
      @dislikethismusicvideoleave5739 Před 3 lety

      This is the worse video ever 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/video.html gffn

    • @internetvalentine
      @internetvalentine Před 3 lety

      @@dislikethismusicvideoleave5739 very cool guys, love what you're doing!

  • @skyler6987
    @skyler6987 Před 3 lety +18

    4:13 "I don't know why I'm the Shrek guy, I've made like 4 Shrek jokes."
    -Chaq Dugless

  • @godbroccoli11
    @godbroccoli11 Před 3 lety +4

    What we know about the Royalty Free Christmas Music narrator:
    **~Description**
    -Has thousands of teeth
    -Binded by chains and shackles
    -Covered in bed sores
    -Name cannot be spoken by a human tongue (possibly a name similar to that of a demon's)
    -Either is not allowed to eat or is unable to eat, yet they are always hungry, (they have claimed that they were drunk before, meaning that they can drink alcohol, so it is more likely that they just aren't allowed to eat; there is also the possibility that they can only consume liquids)
    -They do not know what they are
    **~Imprisonment**
    -Has to be binded by chains to be contained
    -Is not allowed to speak except during Christmas time
    -Captors are unknown, even by the narrator themself
    -There is no light at all where they are imprisoned
    -They were captured on December 11, 2017
    -They have parole from their prison sometime in 2021, (presumably around the time the Royalty Free Christmas Songs 8 is released)
    **~Their Christmas Songs**
    -Most likely come from a demon, whose name is mentioned once but cannot be translated into text, (possibly their own true name, which would mean the narrator is also a demon)
    -Songs are crimes against god, (you don't need to listen to what the narrator says to know this lmao)
    -Songs are all curses

  • @jordanwilde9226
    @jordanwilde9226 Před 3 lety +2

    I love that the eldritch diety wearing Jack's skin has blessed/cursed us with more music.

  • @platicorn
    @platicorn Před 3 lety +40

    Year by year we unlock more lore about the Royalty Free Christmas Songs Guy

  • @cahadrey
    @cahadrey Před 3 lety +131

    Yeah, so uhh, we need a full version of "A Quarantined Qwistmas," please

  • @obamabinladen4109
    @obamabinladen4109 Před 3 lety +30

    Jack's subcount at the start of the year: 4.7M
    Jack's subcount at the end of the year: 4.7M

    • @palereaper
      @palereaper Před 3 lety

      Bruh year

    • @studio2251
      @studio2251 Před 3 lety

      Bro it's down to 4.68M now 😭😭

    • @macmac277
      @macmac277 Před 2 lety

      @@studio2251 Most likely inactive accounts being deleted.
      Which makes me wonder. During that year, COVID started. Uh oh...

  • @jitterbuggs
    @jitterbuggs Před 3 lety +4

    remember guys! one more royalty free christmas compilation and the christmas man is out on parole!

  • @Mr_Mimestamp
    @Mr_Mimestamp Před 3 lety +253

    Can’t wait for Royalty Christmas Songs 14 when the narrator unleashes his true form and hypes up the next year’s 90 minute special

  • @stikkie
    @stikkie Před 3 lety +34

    the announcer is like some kind of omnipotent agent of chaos and darkness with a hint of Christmass

  • @evanmiller7700
    @evanmiller7700 Před 3 lety +3

    Can we appreciate the harmonizing for the PS5 song though? It sounds great mate

  • @dietske5042
    @dietske5042 Před 3 lety +3

    i hate how good a qaurantined qwistmas is

  • @dragonite77
    @dragonite77 Před 3 lety +54

    The Keeper of the Christmas Songs is your best character, Jack.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +62

    This new Muppets movie looks legit

  • @folbykleetwood7462
    @folbykleetwood7462 Před 3 lety +4

    4:00 whoever made that shirt makes me sad, _ask forgiveness not permission_

  • @joacovo1
    @joacovo1 Před 3 lety +6

    just one more til the host is out on parole

  • @VrishinJ
    @VrishinJ Před 3 lety +33

    I swear I was literally thinking about Jack crying about " *the SHREK 5 trailer, put it in MY MOUTH* "
    (when washing my hands or sth) and this video was uploaded hours after with him mentioning Shrek 5!

  • @john_bob6466
    @john_bob6466 Před 3 lety +104

    in the don’t buy a PS5 song Jack is legitimately trying to help people with their financial choices.

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations Před 3 lety +3

      Plot twist: he’s just trying to convince people not to buy one so that he can get one while they’re in stock

  • @aceofheartss1972
    @aceofheartss1972 Před 3 lety +2

    The canon is coming along nicely.

  • @ShaneSudia
    @ShaneSudia Před 3 lety +7

    I just noticed that the shrek 5 song has the same melody as his old outro