If Your Mountain Bike Could Talk

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  • čas přidán 23. 11. 2015
  • Have you ever wondered what your bike might be thinking when you case a jump or roll over doggy doo? If your mountain bike could talk, what would it say?
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    Behind the Scenes: • If Your Mountain Bike ...
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    Bike: GT Sanction Team
    www.gtbicycles.com/
    ▶ Voices:
    Matt Dennison (Saddle, Chain, Rear Shock, Disk Brake)
    Kaz Yamamura (Grip)
    / kaz_yamamura
    Oxburger Studios (Fork, Fat Bike, Valve)
    www.youtube.com/ Googl295
    Alex Farnham (Pedals)
    www.youtube.com /DamItsGood808
    Bridget Graham (Stem)
    / ms.bridgetgraham
    Jackson Hare (New Tire)
    / jackson.hare
    Wendy Dennison (Derailleur)
    Mom doesn't have a link.
    ▶ Recorded with the Rode NT1 (Voiceovers) and RodeLink (SFX)
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    Written, Directed, Filmed and Edited by IFHT
    Special thanks to Chris Clark, Christopher Hopwood, Andrew Cho, Pete Roggeman, Cam McRae
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  • @wibmerfabio
    @wibmerfabio Před 8 lety +6015

    The Fatbike killed me 😂

  • @glowerpower
    @glowerpower Před 8 lety +3554

    "this guy cases everything" - My back wheel

  • @VersaceKid
    @VersaceKid Před 8 lety +2538

    I'll never ride a bike the same again

  • @productivitygod7887
    @productivitygod7887 Před 7 lety +953

    "he had me locked out the whole time" im dead

  • @remeister
    @remeister Před 8 lety +3345

    I have never been more turned on by a handlebar stem before this.

  • @colesisler582
    @colesisler582 Před 7 lety +473

    The front brake for the whole ride- "Squeaky, Squeaky, Squeaky .........." I can't breathe.

    • @vaasmontenegro9488
      @vaasmontenegro9488 Před 5 lety +2

      My fav line

    • @rixtervidz
      @rixtervidz Před 5 lety +4

      Got me a mint second hand bike earlier today, and first descent I had on my way home I heard the exact thing on my front brakes. Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky hahahaha

    • @MILICEVIC87
      @MILICEVIC87 Před 3 lety

      Mine too, why is it always the front brake squeaks 😅, never the rear brake.

  • @Lup3r
    @Lup3r Před 7 lety +814

    "Dammit this guy cases everything!" best line

  • @duckcrisps
    @duckcrisps Před 8 lety +808

    I think this has changed my opinion on fat bikes. I feel bad now :(

    • @equine_videos_
      @equine_videos_ Před 4 lety +1

      duckcrisps Me to, ordered mine today 😂🙈

    • @somerando5814
      @somerando5814 Před 4 lety +3

      Fat bikes are fun and don’t need suspension cuz the tires can take the blows I love mine

    • @equine_videos_
      @equine_videos_ Před 4 lety +4

      F.B. I
      The tires can handle it but mine has suspension and it’s so awesome, it’s like driving on clouds ✌️

    • @somerando5814
      @somerando5814 Před 4 lety +1

      Sven Clement update:my hanger snapped it had an air bubble in it

    • @equine_videos_
      @equine_videos_ Před 4 lety

      F.B. I
      mine didn’t snap, I think that’s the advantage of fatbikes with suspension

  • @nolan8377
    @nolan8377 Před 8 lety +522

    "Let's go do something sickkkk." xD lol

    • @ifhtfilms
      @ifhtfilms  Před 8 lety +38

      +Lani77 Courtesy of one of our followers on Snapchat - Jackson Hare!

  • @Be4tJumper
    @Be4tJumper Před 8 lety +2215

    squeaky squeaky squeaky

    • @anon3837
      @anon3837 Před 8 lety +37

      +BeatJumper 👽 My favorite part! XD

    • @corymeader5083
      @corymeader5083 Před 6 lety +3

      BeatJumper 👽 best part

    • @riammey1157
      @riammey1157 Před 6 lety +3

      BeatJumper 👽 that was funny 😂

    • @DualDesertEagle
      @DualDesertEagle Před 6 lety +3

      Here, take some disc break silencer, that's gonna make u feel better.

    • @ZmarRidez
      @ZmarRidez Před 6 lety

      My favorite part

  • @Bronkey469
    @Bronkey469 Před 7 lety +614

    If my bike could talk it would tell me the horrible tale of how it was stolen, spraypainted, and then recovered after i found it on the trails.

    • @alejandro_a
      @alejandro_a Před 7 lety +26

      WoW

    • @marsrover765
      @marsrover765 Před 7 lety +24

      Special Snowflake Wow dude that's sucks at least the person that stole mines didn't spray paint the only thing they did was swap out the good components for shit components I swear it was like they stripped a Walmart bike and just that shit in mine oh and to top it off they put a dead fork on it.

    • @tjlovin247
      @tjlovin247 Před 4 lety +2

      @@marsrover765 RIP

    • @nathanyates285
      @nathanyates285 Před 4 lety +1

      Same thing but the police found my bike

    • @antsarumae4659
      @antsarumae4659 Před 4 lety +3

      That's heart breaking

  • @SkillsWithPhil
    @SkillsWithPhil Před 8 lety +1075

    I wonder how long it'll take this to be in my facebook newsfeed.

    • @rule24
      @rule24 Před 6 lety +11

      man, you left this comment 2 years ago and no reply, here is a reply bud!

    • @amarb8217
      @amarb8217 Před 5 lety +1

      i havent seen one on my feed

    • @rixtervidz
      @rixtervidz Před 5 lety

      Just saw one now and thought of reposting it too. Damn, 3 yr old video right here

    • @poseidonstrident8184
      @poseidonstrident8184 Před 5 lety

      Here too

    • @prabhanieliyanage6860
      @prabhanieliyanage6860 Před 4 lety +1

      No way!
      Who knew phill watches this

  • @cale8342
    @cale8342 Před 7 lety +315

    If my mtb could talk it would say "clean me"

  • @STRK3R1234567
    @STRK3R1234567 Před 8 lety +335

    How do I get my stem to sound like Scarlett Johansson?

  • @led_enzo1860
    @led_enzo1860 Před 7 lety +412

    why is he lubing his chain in the middle of the trail ride?

  • @MtbEnduroChile
    @MtbEnduroChile Před 7 lety +155

    I´m pretty sure you are lighter than HHWWWGGGGGG!!! Keep it up guys! I started my videos inspired by channels like yours!! A big thanks from Chile!

  • @marbz7056
    @marbz7056 Před 8 lety +346

    OMG YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME ANOTHER VID!! Keep it up

  • @paulblo9078
    @paulblo9078 Před 7 lety +83

    BMX sadels have the best live !!!

  • @jadenc6654
    @jadenc6654 Před 8 lety +65

    I will never look at my bike the same way again

  • @354noah
    @354noah Před 8 lety +121

    Dude if you guys made videos more often you guys would be really popular!!

  • @Han-Sensei
    @Han-Sensei Před 8 lety +215

    This was so awesome!!!Can we have a part 2?

  • @itsCHIExD
    @itsCHIExD Před 8 lety +356

    You know what we want next... If your road bike could talk.

    • @ifhtfilms
      @ifhtfilms  Před 8 lety +33

      +itsCHIExD >_>

    • @monsieurcamembert5223
      @monsieurcamembert5223 Před 8 lety +12

      +IFHT if the different skis could talk :D

    • @afforestation5106
      @afforestation5106 Před 8 lety +26

      but road bikes are boring. there's nothing to them. the ride is the same the whole time

    • @partyplace10
      @partyplace10 Před 6 lety +15

      Afforestation 5 Road bikes may be boring, but taking them off road is the furthest thing from boring. Taking 25's on gravel is really really fun. And the tires could say about how fast the rider is going.... and the saddle being sit on for multiple hours.... and the pedals being stuck to someone's feet... and the derailleur on bad shifts uphill... and the squeaky rims yelling in pain... and the tires complaining about the rain.... there is nothing really boring about a road ride.

    • @janpokos4086
      @janpokos4086 Před 6 lety +7

      Oh no I am blocking traffic again

  • @colinrock5845
    @colinrock5845 Před 7 lety +48

    Ohh damnit this guy cases everything lol

    • @YeetxBoi
      @YeetxBoi Před 7 lety

      Colin Rock same tho I'm surprised I haven't went otb

  • @vectriix1229
    @vectriix1229 Před 4 lety +7

    1:42 “this guy cases everything” 😂😂

  • @robertbowen5068
    @robertbowen5068 Před 8 lety +53

    FOR ALL WHOM ARE WONDERING
    These pedals are
    Specialized Boomslang Platform pedals

    • @kamikazeboy123
      @kamikazeboy123 Před 8 lety

      +Robert Bowen yeaahhh it looked pretty sleak

    • @thedutchwoodworker3472
      @thedutchwoodworker3472 Před 5 lety

      Dog poo included in the box 😂😂 get yourself some hope pedals of cranckbrothers stamp 7 will do the job as well

    • @rixtervidz
      @rixtervidz Před 5 lety +1

      Who's dog's poo was it? Lol

    • @djordje123king
      @djordje123king Před 5 lety

      But that snobby XTR real derailleur killed me

    • @TTPHOTO_15
      @TTPHOTO_15 Před 4 lety

      Boomslang is Afrikaans and it means tree snake heheheheheheehe

  • @leonsarraje
    @leonsarraje Před 7 lety +24

    Why isn't this viral yet?

  • @bodhigilroy
    @bodhigilroy Před 4 lety +5

    3:06: me after quarantine

  • @mariusmocanu7063
    @mariusmocanu7063 Před 8 lety +19

    squeaky squeaky lool. best one so far. keep it up! big shout out from Romania!!

  • @jellythemedic5659
    @jellythemedic5659 Před 3 lety +6

    I will never lube my chain again after this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @debashishkaushik6933
    @debashishkaushik6933 Před 8 lety +23

    oh that bike though😍😍

  • @chrisaguila0801
    @chrisaguila0801 Před 8 lety

    Saw this video in Chattanooga where I live. It was shown at the Lookout Film Festival, I loved and I am here to tell you the whole audience there loved it too. You guys make amazing videos keep it up.

  • @Speedster-fm1bv
    @Speedster-fm1bv Před 7 lety +6

    1:39 "ow damn it this guy cases everything"

  • @masongt6546
    @masongt6546 Před 4 lety +3

    1:39 "ah damnit this guy cases everything"😂😂

  • @rxptrxplex5085
    @rxptrxplex5085 Před 4 lety +17

    Next episode:
    If MTB’s had feelings for each other

  • @haydnfischer4114
    @haydnfischer4114 Před 7 lety

    Absolutely awesome edit! Super perfects shots all the way thru. Keep it up man!

  • @stoenchu122
    @stoenchu122 Před 8 lety

    Guys, I`m so happy that you post new video again, Keep it commin

  • @andrei4285
    @andrei4285 Před 4 lety +6

    If my bike could talk it won't stop cursing

  • @jeremyzed6726
    @jeremyzed6726 Před 8 lety +5

    Always love ifht

  • @Starified1
    @Starified1 Před 8 lety

    The quality of these videos is insane. Real good stuff you guys are putting out

  • @khangurasupra5011
    @khangurasupra5011 Před 6 lety +1

    I died at the « this gut cases everything» 😂😂👌

  • @ZaccoBrooks
    @ZaccoBrooks Před 8 lety +6

    Where are you guys, I've missed you so much!!! :(

  • @jbonfigss7841
    @jbonfigss7841 Před 7 lety +5

    "Oh, damn this guy cases everything"

  • @prabhanieliyanage6860
    @prabhanieliyanage6860 Před 3 lety +2

    That upside down stem spacer absolutely TRIGGERED ME!

  • @tasnimulsakib7484
    @tasnimulsakib7484 Před 5 lety

    Honestly
    I loved the video so much.
    This might be the funniest one when it comes to the Matter of mountain biking

  • @peterskarsgard1520
    @peterskarsgard1520 Před 8 lety +8

    waiting for matt's snapchat assignment....

  • @swagbro1196
    @swagbro1196 Před 8 lety +4

    I laughed for such a long time when wheel said THAT GUY CASES EVERYTHING! Same thing with the fat bike

  • @steviegriffin3513
    @steviegriffin3513 Před 8 lety +1

    This is way way funnier than it should be :D Good stuff IFHT!

  • @ggcreationz4929
    @ggcreationz4929 Před 4 lety +1

    Omg please make a second one I’ve watched this to many times 😂

  • @uau996
    @uau996 Před 4 lety +3

    “Ohh, this guy cases everything”
    My bike:
    “Ohh, this guy doesn’t even jump...”

  • @whoaitsmoe
    @whoaitsmoe Před 7 lety +3

    I fall asleep watching mtb gopro videos and wake up to this shit, lol

  • @MrJuancutrera
    @MrJuancutrera Před 8 lety

    YESSS!!! you're back!!

  • @dyziomtb3237
    @dyziomtb3237 Před 4 lety

    That's pretty sick man! I want second part of it :D

  • @skateboarddude12345
    @skateboarddude12345 Před 8 lety +12

    Guys, heres a video idea: Hockey player vs Speed skate/figure skate rap battle

  • @VenomHadesOfficial
    @VenomHadesOfficial Před 7 lety +47

    Sausage Party shit right there

  • @ZackMasters
    @ZackMasters Před 8 lety +2

    This was great Matt!

  • @ianrice1778
    @ianrice1778 Před 5 lety

    Omg so happy I found this channel!!!

  • @nobikenolike7015
    @nobikenolike7015 Před 7 lety +5

    Part 2 part 2 part 2

  • @matiassepulveda1076
    @matiassepulveda1076 Před 8 lety +4

    nice work guys i laugh a lot with the video, i feel bad for the poor fat bike, nobody understands himū

  • @brodiewjohnson
    @brodiewjohnson Před 8 lety

    Love your videos man

  • @bhMTB_Brisbane
    @bhMTB_Brisbane Před 8 lety

    This is hilarious guys! Hopefully it gets VOD on PB.

  • @markbobrik2607
    @markbobrik2607 Před 7 lety +4

    i talk to my bike now

  • @henri7456
    @henri7456 Před 7 lety +5

    1:33 😂😂😂

  • @Rozjkeee
    @Rozjkeee Před 8 lety

    you're best) lookin for behind the scenes episode!

  • @juki_sendet2192
    @juki_sendet2192 Před 2 lety

    Best Vid i watched in my whole mtb career

  • @edwardhalls6051
    @edwardhalls6051 Před 8 lety +4

    do u take it off any sweet jumps

  • @user-qt9vn1yj8x
    @user-qt9vn1yj8x Před 5 lety +10

    ROAD BIKE: gentleman's club full of glamours escort-chicks.

  • @bangaloretrailrider2472

    Rockin' it again guys. Hilarious...

  • @boxysquare
    @boxysquare Před 8 lety

    Absolutely hilarious! Fantastic video!!

  • @amogh1773
    @amogh1773 Před 7 lety +15

    Make one for a road bike

  • @TamifluOne
    @TamifluOne Před 8 lety +35

    the first bike porn i ever seen... xD

    • @iFlorinARDE
      @iFlorinARDE Před 5 lety

      Ahahhahaahhaahhahahaahahhahahahhahahah

  • @ssdnjm
    @ssdnjm Před 5 lety

    I've watched this video heaps because it's so good!

  • @mountaingoat2866
    @mountaingoat2866 Před 3 lety

    This is absolutely genius I don't know how I've never seen this!! I will never look at my bike the same way anymore

  • @ezedits2222
    @ezedits2222 Před 5 lety +5

    Seat: how are you guys up front?
    Grips: ahhg not good, this guy has sweaty palms.
    Me: knees week arms are heavy, there vomit on his sweater already, mom spaghetti!!!!

  • @mcstinkle
    @mcstinkle Před 7 lety +3

    what's the bike model?

  • @Tom-do6fv
    @Tom-do6fv Před 6 lety

    That's soooooo good! Respect! 🙌🏼

  • @anelalc2795
    @anelalc2795 Před 5 lety

    Beeeest videoooo eveeer, make more of theeeseee

  • @loganpool44
    @loganpool44 Před 4 lety +3

    2036? Anyone

  • @loganhadfield2531
    @loganhadfield2531 Před 3 lety

    These are so good I wish he uploaded more

  • @martinle855
    @martinle855 Před 5 lety

    Awesome video guys!

  • @NeverSayCZ
    @NeverSayCZ Před 5 lety

    This was the best video i have ever seen

  • @noah.s3701
    @noah.s3701 Před 6 lety

    Pls make a second Part this is awesome

  • @123oneshotonekill
    @123oneshotonekill Před 8 lety +2

    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @icpchad
    @icpchad Před 8 lety +1

    Excellent work.

  • @yanniskrp5782
    @yanniskrp5782 Před 8 lety

    I wan't more please! :D Keep up the good work!

  • @putzlappen2245
    @putzlappen2245 Před 8 lety

    this is the best video on youtube more more more

  • @rustcohle3803
    @rustcohle3803 Před 7 lety

    I'm more of a road bike guy but this video, I love

  • @GuruMXbiker
    @GuruMXbiker Před 8 lety

    Awesome :D You made my day!

  • @EternallApprentace
    @EternallApprentace Před 8 lety

    Loved the vid, can't shake the feeling the last muffle of the bike seat was a little bit late though

  • @lorenzoa.5795
    @lorenzoa.5795 Před 7 lety

    ohh my goood this is the best video I've ever seen in my entirely lifeee😂😂😂

  • @BeddLstudios
    @BeddLstudios Před 5 lety

    Love your vids

  • @rithe07
    @rithe07 Před 5 lety

    Dude this was so hilarious.

  • @markmcgowan9318
    @markmcgowan9318 Před 4 lety +1

    “ We don’t want to talk too you fatty”
    “AWWWWWWWWWW”
    That awwww killed me

  • @denzilfryer5267
    @denzilfryer5267 Před 7 lety

    Loved the cased jump! Haha!

  • @bwcvlogs3938
    @bwcvlogs3938 Před 4 lety

    Loved it !!

  • @benjamin7808
    @benjamin7808 Před 4 lety

    This is hilarious. Love it!

  • @tobysnow2927
    @tobysnow2927 Před 8 lety

    dude this vid is amaze.

  • @HyLifeSociety
    @HyLifeSociety Před 6 lety +1

    "This guy cases everything" 😂 holy crap I'm dying!

  • @marinbergstrom2152
    @marinbergstrom2152 Před 6 lety

    part 2 plz. and great job

  • @rusobiker5067
    @rusobiker5067 Před 8 lety

    This is so sick!!

  • @erjon6569
    @erjon6569 Před 3 lety

    WE NEED MOREE OF THIISSSSS